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  <description><![CDATA[Its all about the post-op aftercare confessions as a Dallas local swelling therapist sits down with patients to explore their surgical journeys both abroad and stateside. Tune in as the staff of Lymphatic Express speak with patients about their most intimate details of their surgical journey. Therapy and nursing staff will explore what was good, what was bad, and what went wrong after surgery. Please download, like, share, and subscribe as we rip the bandage off on post-op after care. ]]></description>
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    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[The swell team of Lymphatic Express sits down with another surgery client has she talks brow lift, fox eye, cheek lift, lip flip, rhionosplasty, lipo, and Teeth inTurkey. On the quest for the body of her dreams.  Hear her story as she gives the details account of her surgical journey while traveling to Istanbul Turkey for go big or go sit in the corner procedure. Don't forget to like, share, and subscribe as we continue to bring you more post-op confessions. ]]></itunes:summary>
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    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[The swell team of Lymphatic Express sits down with another surgery client has she talks dehiscence and wound care.  Hear her story as she gives the details account of her surgical journey while traveling to Miami for a mommy makeover procedure. Don't forget to like, share, and subscribe as we continue to bring you more post-op confessions. ]]></itunes:summary>
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    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[The swell team of Lymphatic Express sits down with another surgery client has she talks Seromas and Instanbul.  Hear her story as she gives the details of her surgical journey while traveling abroad to Turkey where the removed 12 liters of fat for her lipo procedure. Dont forget to like, share, and subscribe as we continue to bring you more post-op confessions. ]]></itunes:summary>
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    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Listen as a lovely Dallas business owner explains how she got the body of her dreams but at what price. Hear all the details of her surgical journey from her recovery house stay and back as she sits down with the swelling team of Lymphatic Express Dallas.  Please like, rate share and subscribe as we dig deep into the world of plastic surgery. ]]></itunes:summary>
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    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[A chance encounter leads a Dallas local business women to the Dominican Republic in search for the perfect body. Hear the story of Lady D as she embarks upon her travel to the DR for a Tummy tuck, complete with lipo 360, and Arm-lift. This podcast with truly serve as a reminder for anyone thinking of traveling to the DR for surgery. Please like, share, and subscribe as we bring you weekly patient stories to merely educate you on the in and out when traveling abroad for plastic surgery. ]]></itunes:summary>
    <description><![CDATA[<p>A chance encounter leads a Dallas local business women to the Dominican Republic in search for the perfect body. Hear the story of Lady D as she embarks upon her travel to the DR for a Tummy tuck, complete with lipo 360, and Arm-lift. This podcast with truly serve as a reminder for anyone thinking of traveling to the DR for surgery. Please like, share, and subscribe as we bring you weekly patient stories to merely educate you on the in and out when traveling abroad for plastic surgery.</p>]]></description>
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    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[The Dallas swelling team of Lymphatic Express sits down with a  local Dallas women to hear her story of a procedure gone wrong.  She gives a detail account of her 4th surgery and past surgery travels. Listen as we breakdown the aftercare cost, the support required, and the misconceptions she encountered on her journey.  Hear her post-op experience in her own words as she shares a long grueling healing process. Tune into The Good, The Bad, and The Lumpy post-op aftercare confess...]]></itunes:summary>
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    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[A rising Star sits down with a local Dallas swelling therapist &amp; team to recount her BBL journey from the DFW to NYC . She gives intimate details about her travel to the big apple for a big booty, all while awake.  Listen as we breakdown the aftercare cost, the beliefs, and the misconceptions she encountered on her journey.  Hear her post-op experience in her own words as she shares with the lymphedema therapist and the swelling staff of Lymphatic Express of Dallas. Tune into Th...]]></itunes:summary>
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