It's really not a Melee. It is a fierce one-on-one battle culminating in a take all championship of the greatest Cryptid. Melee just sounded cool. 

Will the Mothman, Bigfoot, El Chupa Cabra or the Yeti prevail? Eastern conference and Western conference match-ups. One Cryptid will be victorious. 

This is a fun podcast led by The Trailer Park Monster himself. 

The Beaveman introduces a new Cryptid he continues to encounter in the dream dimension. Now his sworn enemy. 

Swan finishes with dumb jokes, of course she does. 

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We all know sarcasm when we see it. The squad welcomes GD Fenderson, certified forensic humorist back on the show to promote his upcoming show, "Spotlight on Insanity," April 4, 2026 at the Wealthy Theatre in Grand Rapids, MI. 

GD, as a humorist, is a story-teller. The plan: tell really boring stories to see if GD pays attention, tells his own boring story, or catches on. Beaveman and Swan are up to the challenge. But first, the Beaveman talks about how hard it is to instruct Swan on any subject. This time, it is how to sight in an optic for her 9 mm pistol. They transition to discussing the evolution of grooming the bush throughout the decades of cast members. Content warning, GD and Steven are gross. Back to the mission. Beaveman tells an absolutely boring story about the time he got casts of his feet done for orthotic inserts. The Swan tells an equally boring story about doing a marathon. And Steven, Steven, well, he had nothing prepared because he believes his life is so interesting that he has no boring stories. This guy can't be successful at any mission the Beaveman gives him. 

GD does not catch on, instead he embraces story-telling and reveals how he learned cunnilingus. I could have done without that story. 

Finally the squad reveals their mission, but GD was unphased because he really did seem interested. 

The squad does provide entertainment with, "This weeks piece of sh1+." If you have not heard about this one, check it out. I think everyone may be covering it. This is the story of Dayton James Webber. Why is it weird. Well, this guy is a quadriplegic, professional corn-hole (that's a thing) player, and now a straight up murdered. Hey guess what, you can do anything, like fry in the electric chair. Good for you buddy. 

Check out the links for the "Spotlight on Insanity," show. You can also stream on Plauzzable.

https://grcmc.vbotickets.com/event/Spotlight_on_Insanity_Comedy_Show/182843

https://plauzzable.com/event/23c2b3ba-fa69-441e-8d9e-2ca5b90bdb06

https://www.sogdfunny.com/upcoming-events.html

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Steven and the Beaveman want to get or stay sexy and Nolan doesn't get it. 

Remember, you are never going to learn anything from the Slaptail Squad, but it won't stop them from having fun. This week's piece of sh1+ is a real loser. The Swan brings us her crime report. Steven bores us all with an abduction story. It would be cool, but its Steven, sooo. Nolan wows us with some little known facts about Alexander the Great (we knew), and Beaveman brings the heat with stories about people fusing to their furniture, wounds, wound healing, and of course stages of pressure ulcers complete with pictures. It wouldn't be an episode without dumb jokes with Swan, so yup, she's got em. They are really bad. 

Thank you all for your support. Check our our socials, YouTube where we are trying to put out some videos, and of course our website for upcoming shows, the podcast, and bios. 

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The Squad welcomes certified forensic humorist GD Fenderson, pride of Maryland and the recipient of the most coveted of...awards. 

The Beaveman will be joining GD for his show, "Spotlight on Insanity," at the Wealthy Theatre in Grand Rapids Michigan on April 4, 2026. See the link below for tickets. You can also stream on Plauzzable.com.

So they probably talk about the show this entire episode right? Right? Wrong. 

They talk about the dangers of, you guessed it, sanitation. Or in this case, poop. 

What a surprise. 

Join your favorite band of childish adults as they talk about the most useless of subjects. Take a break from the world around you. 

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https://sogdfunny.com/youtube-videos.html

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https://grcmc.vbotickets.com/event/Spotlight_on_Insanity_Comedy_Show/182843

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This week the squad gets right into it with a case out of Tecumseh Michigan. Swan summarizes the case of accused plaintiff, innocent until proven guilty, Dale Warner charged with the murder of his wife. News flash, he's this weeks POS. Think he did it? Beaveman is pretty convinced. 

Then Drippy Steve brings the heat with an interesting mystery of the missing House Majority leader Thomas Hale Boggs in October of 1972. Aliens, plane crash, or did these folks pop smoke and get out of dodge to protect their anonymity for some other reason? The mystery continues. 

The Beaveman doesn't disappoint. After being told last episode that he needed to ramp it up a bit, he presents the devastating medical condition known as Fournier Gangrene. Can Steven handle the description and images, or does he become a pasty, pale, panty-waste? What do you think? 

Finally, Swan disappoints us all with some of the jokes that were very common when Beaveman was a young lad. Get ready for some of the worst, tasteless jokes of modern times. 

It's what we do. We are The Slaptail Squad, join our nation. 

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Spotlight on Insanity “Spotlight on Insanity” is the best mix of Stand-up Comedy and Improv. Hosted by Half Hazard, they will also perform improv between comics based on some of that comedian’s material.

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This week the Swan presents two true crime stories featuring two colossal pieces of dooky. Friggin geniuses. Truly some interesting cases, we think, we can't be sure because we were interrupting her and joking around the whole time. The King of Kalamazoo County Comedy, Nolan Johncock, returns to wow the squad with a story about making phosphorous out of pee pee. Seems legit. 

Drippy Steve takes the stage and once again, takes a super interesting topic and makes it boring. WTF. Is this guy going to fill us in on this Alien/US President deal to snatch people from National Forests or what!

In true Beaveman style, the Beaveman swoops in and presents a case of a wide spreading, (get it) sexually transmitted fungal infection known as Trichophyton Mentagrophytes VII. Don't worry, he provides the squad with pictures as well. Incidentally, Steven didn't think these images were too bad. Beaveman may have to ramp it up a bit. 

Swan brings the squad home with some classic jokes, that may be funny, if Swan wasn't the one telling them. 

Thanks to our listeners around the world. We know it all sucks. Hopefully, hopefully, we can give you an hour or so to forget all the garbage. 

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It's the trinity of power this week. You guessed it, Beaveman, Swan, and JD bring the idiocy and the fun this week. 

Swan starts us off with, "This Weeks POS," as the trial of extended family/family annihilator Paul Caneiro comes to an end. He definitely qualifies as a POS. Hope he gets fitted with a sundress. She then transitions to a story about a local Grand Rapids, Michigan man who also annihilated his family. WTF, another POS. 

The Dark Lord of Browntown introduces some interesting theories about time that completely fries the Beaveman's brain. Is it plausible? That's for you to contemplate. 

The Beaveman brings it on ,"Not so Grand Rounds," with a discussion about Nipah virus. Gotta love the fruit bat, just don't love it that way you weirdo. 

And of course, the Swan ends the show with, "Dumb Jokes with the Swan." Is she actually getting better? You gotta give her credit, she is telling jokes to Beaveman and JD who just have to make idiot comments the entire time. 

Thank you to all of our listeners throughout the world! We love you! We hope we help you forget about the day-to-day crap. 

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Beaveman and Swan return from New Orleans with videos to share and knowledge to impart. Joined by that broad from the eastside of the state, (the claw queen) Kate Dore, they have a fun little chat about what New Orleans has to offer. 

Ever wonder how you get beads these days in NOLA?

Are the Red Beans and rice epic? Are boobs abundant? Should you fear the Vampires? Do you have preconceived notions about Voodoo? 

Well, you probably won't get many correct answers from the Beaveman, but he's going to pretend like he knows what he is talking about anyway. 

Movies mentioned in this episode

The Serpent and the Rainbow

Angel Heart 

Places to check out in New Orleans

The Old Absinthe House

https://www.ruebourbon.com/old-absinthe-house

Mambo's for amazing red beans and rice

https://www.mambosnola.com/

Kulture Vulture for horror and band merch

https://kulturevulturenola.com/

Road Kill for Cool clothes

https://roadkill13.com/

New Orleans Playing Card Company for unique decks of cards and art

https://customgambler.com/

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This week the squad unites for a typical idiotic chat session. Right out the gate, the Swan aka energy vampire and destroyer of fun, bores the crap out of the squad with her very long crime report. You cannot expect the squad to listen intently. It's like 5th grade English class all over again. The Beaveman brings it hard with Not So Grand Rounds. This week, he covers that flesh eating New World Screwworm, complete with pictures. Then Drippy Steve blows it. Of course he does. His idea of telling us his plan to talk about something cool is even more boring than Swan. Leave it to Drippy to take a dope topic and make it lame. The Trailer Park Monster saves the day by telling us about the Rindocus, which let's face it, just looks like a really bad taxidermy job, but it's still a cool story. Oh, and dumb jokes with Swan. Don't worry, she is still really bad at it. At some point the Beaveman plays audio of a joke he is working on. He and Steven are working off the same premise to see who has the better joke. Enjoy!

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On this week's episode, we dive into Swan's Food Aggression Disorder.

Swan brings us this week's crime report written by our crime reporter Angela Tripsalot.  The case of the Tik Tok Murders of James and Kristin Brock from Carrollton, Georgia on February, 20, 2025.  

The Squad takes the Binge Eating Disorder Questionnaire together - giving their honest answers and the kind of self-realization you didn't ask for but probably needed. It's part comedy, part group therapy, and 100% typical Slaptail chaos.

Play along at home and learn something about yourselves - Mainly, DON'T touch Swan's food!

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The Squad unites this week for a fun weekly chats with our friends around the world. Steven is overly aggressive immediately which seems to rub off on the Swan. 

Swan brings us the crime report as written by our resource on the, "ground," Angela Tripsalot. This one is super interesting but of course, the Squad makes fun of tragedy. That's how you get through it. Gallows humor baby! This is a report a case out of Virginia that involves accusations that a former IRS agent conspired with his au pair, Juliana Peres Magalhães, to murder his wife, Christine Banfield, and Joseph Ryan on February 24, 2023. 

Swan was also instructed to work on her broadcast journalist voice. Do you think she was successful? 

The Dark Lord of Browntown brings us interesting information about a movie about the Mothman that was never released. Was the mafia to blame. Sorry, what mafia????  Mothman: The Film That Never Was is a documentary detailing the chaotic production of a 1997 independent horror film directed by Earthworm Jim creator Doug TenNapel. Shot in Point Pleasant, West Virginia, the original movie was abandoned due to funding loss, bizarre production hurdles, and, as explored in the documentary, alleged threats from local mafia figures. 

The Beaveman brings us this weeks, "Not So Grand Rounds." Hansen's disease, otherwise known throughout the ages as Leprosy. Let's end the stigma, seek compassion, provide care, and not have intercourse with Armadillos! We're talking to you Florida. 

And finally, the Swan brings us her attempt at jokes. We know you all look forward to that every week. 

Throughout the episode, the Beaveman recites the iconic monologue from Quint in the movie Jaws. Probably going to hear some form of that regularly from now on. 

Thank you to our listener's throughout the world. Your support means everything to us. We hope our podcast helps you get away from the BS for at least an hour or so every week. 

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The Squad unites to share their collective idiocy with the world.

The Swan brings us true crime out of Columbus, Ohio. A developing story of the tragic murder of loving parents who leave their two children behind. A suspect is in custody. Yeah, pretty sure he did it. We're going to go out on a limb here. Our crime reporter Angela Tripsalot will continue to provide us with updates on this developing, sad story. 

JD gives us a history of the dragon in different cultures, tying directly into the Beaveman's continuing presentation of the Fiery Dragon of Medina. Get ready to hear the squad get grossed out as the Beaveman talks about the life cycle of the Guinea worm, complete with showing the squad pictures. But fear not people of Earth, for a hero emerges. You guessed, it, the Peanut King himself, President Jimmy Carter. Through his efforts with supporting the cause along with the heroes on the ground and the good people of the affected nations, Guinea Worm Syndrome is nearly eradicated. 

Thank you to our listeners throughout the world. Thank you for your support. It means everything to us.

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 https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1LupUsfMFDPoszb39ioZb8iY81fpkJ8S2?usp=drive_link

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It's another great episode. Bringing comedy to the world while it burns around you. Gotta do your part to make people smile. 

This week Steven whines about his pathetic comedy career. Stop doing bringer shows! This isn't 1986. Pay your comedians you worthless comedy club. 

The Beaveman talks about being sleepy. Stay tuned for that one man show. 

This weeks POS is brought to you by the Swan. Stay tuned for updates from our crime reporter Angela Tripsalot. She's going to have to be on the case now since Swan provided the most minimal of information. 

Drippy Steve talks about Alien species like he is reading a book report he wrote just before class. How is this potato taking podcasting seriously?

Thankfully the Beavman delivers with his presentation about the Fiery Serpent of Medina, the mythology or stories behind the Guinea worm throughout history. 

Swan brings us home with dumb jokes with the Swan. She's getting better, but none of us want to hear the parrot joke ever again. 

Oh, and Steven is apparently a chick magnet. We have no idea why. Check out our website. He is nothing to look at, unless you like Ginger Potatoes. Also check our bios, send us messages, follow us on socials. We love you all!

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A special shout out to our top 10 cities that listen to us:

Chicago, Illinois

New York, New York

Los Angeles, California

Miami, Florida

Montréal, Québec

Atlanta, Georgia

Dallas, Texas

Oslo, Oslo County

Orem, Utah

Seattle, Washington

Check out these links for stories referenced about the Guinea Worm and this weeks POS

https://www.ancient-origins.net/news-general/medieval-painting-depicts-chilling-image-worm-eating-its-way-out-body-french-saint-021290

https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC11627495/

https://www.mlive.com/news/flint/2026/01/flint-man-arrested-for-wifes-murder-37-years-after-her-disappearance.html

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This week on the Slaptail Squad, the trinity of power unite! Witness the power of three as they podcast.

We start off with a tragic story from, you guessed it, Florida. Just another family annihilator wannabe. Can people just take themselves out instead of those around them? 

Then the Beaveman keeps it coastal and presents yet another gross condition, infections with Vibrio Vulnificus. Don't eat that! 

JD recounts reports of ghostly encounters at the happiest place on earth, and Swan brings us home with you guessed it, dumb jokes with Swan. 

Any bets on whether or not she gets through the Parrot joke? 

Guess you have to listen to find out. 

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It's the last episode of 2025! On this episode the Beaveman presents one of the most ridiculous conspiracy theories out there. The belief that Lyme Disease was created in a lab on Plum island at the Plum Island Animal Disease Center. I mean, let's not just assume that Lyme Disease has been around for thousands of years. That would be ridiculous. It's clearly a biological weapon created by an evil genius in order to wreak havoc on the battlefield by causing a rash and vague symptoms like fatigue and joint disease weeks to years after exposure. Oh wait, that is ridiculous. Welcome to some of the most ridiculous conspiracy theories that could only be imagined in the USA. 

Thank you to all our listeners. Let's make 2026 another entertaining year of idiocy.

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This week the Beaveman talks about all the fond memories he has of the life changing gifts that legendary director Rob Reiner gave to the world. 

The Swan shares her memories as well and they have a light hearted discussion about their love of The Princess Bride and Stand By Me specifically, as well as Beaveman's new crush on 40-something Kathy Bates. 

They are joined by Drippy Steve who is younger than the Beaveman and Swan. So he gets an education about all the pop culture references throughout the decades that can be directly attributed to The Princess Bride, Spinal Tap, and Stand By Me. These are not all of the legendary Rob Reiner's contributions. There are too many to discuss in so little of a time to do them justice. 

He gave the world many gifts. Our hearts go out to the friends, family, and all the lives touched by Rob and Michele Reiner. 

Rest in peace. 

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This week on the Slaptail Squad, Drippy Steve teaches us how to correctly identify a UAP, we learn about the developing story of young Rebecca Park, the Beaveman presents Cotard syndrome, and Swan tells some of the worst jokes they have ever heard. 

Every wonder if you should report that UAP? Is it a UAP? Well, get ready for Drippy "the Necrophile" Steve to drop some knowledge.

It's the crime report and this one is brutal. Follow this developing story about Rebecca Park. Let's hope her memory gets the justice it deserves. 

The Beaveman presents a truly interesting syndrome known as Cotard syndrome, and the Swan brings us back to sanity with some completely dumb jokes. 

Thank you to all our listeners throughout the world. Send us a message, we would love to hear from you!

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The Squad unites and welcomes the Minddog himself, Matt Nappo, to the show to hang out and join in the idiocy that is the Slaptail Squad. 

Did you know there is a medical condition where your hand can do its own thing, beyond your control? Sounds kinky right? Wrong you weirdo. It is an actual condition known as Alien Hand Syndrome. Want to see the video the Beaveman made? Send us a message or check slaptailnation.com under comedy videos. 

The Swan brings us a little bit of crime news, thanks to our crime reporter Angela Tripsalot. 

The Dark Lord of Browntown finally shows up to tell the squad about another possible haunted doll. This one is ugly too. The Dutch Doll of Finedon. Is it really a possessed doll?

And finally, this week the Swan decided she would tell some of the Beaveman's jokes for dumb jokes with the Swan. Should he feel insulted? Probably. 

Thank you to all our listeners throughout the world. A special shout out to Chicago, Las Angeles, and the country of Norway for listening to our idiocy. 

The Minddog, Matt Nappo

Check out his morning show. Monday-Friday, 9 am, EST. 

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What a fun episode. The squad gets unsolicited information from Steven about his sex life, which coincidentally, fits very well with the Beaveman's, "Not So Grand Rounds." Should it drip? An age old question. 

This week on extraterrestrial time, Steven proves he is unprepared, and Nolan does the same on Weird History. Good thing no one is paying these guys. 

The traffic report is read with the finesse of a machete chopping up a wild boar, and the Swan delivers a decent segment of dumb jokes. 

The podcast was a blast. These idiots try to teach Swan how to properly say, "douchebag," for at least five minutes. 

Be on the lookout for the launch of the Slaptail Squad on Patreon, coming soon. 

Thank you all for the support. Enjoy this silly episode. 

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Technical difficulties plague the squad from the get go, leading to some rather mid-quality sound from Nolan, but they power through. At least, sort of. That non-beard growing Indiana potato decides he has to make in the middle of the podcast. This only infuriates the Beaveman and Nolan more. They still have a fun chat with each segment with the poor Beaveman covering his segment, plus Swan's and JD's. He gives it his best, but he is no substitute. It's extraterrestrial time, the Lizard man of South Carolina, deciding where you want to make your final stand, exhibitionistic disorder, the traffic report and dumb jokes with the Beaveman. Thank you to all our listeners all over the world. 

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The Squad assembles to bring you their own brand of idiocy. Ever wonder what a USO is? If so, you have most likely come to the wrong place. Steven "the roll on" Amish Potato brings us the hot topics in all things extraterrestrial this week. Is it extraterrestrial or is it terrestrial? If it's underwater, is it aquatic? 

Beaveman talks about the difference between a foot fetishistic disorder and a foot kink/interest/fetish. Unfortunately, he assumed the squad was intelligent and would get it. They did, eventually, after he explained it about a million times. 

Swan brings the traffic report and her segment of dumb jokes. Hate to say it, she may be getting better at telling jokes. 

You decide. 

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On this week's episode, the Squad unites and things get weird... even for us.  Extraterrestrial things - Steven basically talks about aliens and basically says basically 47 times.  (We didn't actually count, but you can if you want to).  Nolan does a book report on the historical accuracy of the movie Braveheart.  Swan joins us from the Slaptail Nation Chopper with a highly informative, completely serious, definitely-not-ripped-from- The Matrix traffic report. Then, Beaveman takes a sharp left turn into the wild world of compulsive sexual behavior (because why wouldn't we)?  Swan once again attempts to bring the laughs with her "questionably humorous", basically terrible, attempt to tell jokes - badly.

Strap in for questionable facts, inappropriate laughter, and the brand of chaos only the Slaptail Squad can deliver.

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The Squad unites to have a paranormal talk with Ivy Supersonic. 

Is it all paranormal talk. Of course not. Something odd happens. Is it just a recording error, most likely, or could it be the presence of Ivy's father throughout the interview? Wanting to believe, the squad leans toward the paranormal. The scientist in Beaveman wins out in the end. Most likely this is a recording error. Possibly Ivy had more than one window open on her browser, perhaps there was interference from her phone. A ghostly voice at 1:25:55 saying her name, or is it a video message playing in the background? The Beaveman was able to remove most of the echo and reverb. Paranormal folks that are interested and can stand to listen to over an hour our crazy sound can check out the video on YouTube. 

It's a fun chat. They talk about Ivy's Paranormal movie and art, Ivy's Beaver, Beaveman's Mandela affect with Shel Silverstein, interpreting photos, clouds, art, and of course, Beaveman wanting to have sex with a hot spirit. Is that cheating?

To add some levity, they call Jackie "The Joke Man" Martling's joke line. Use your finger people. Dial (516) 922-WINE

Ivy Supersonic Links

You can watch Ivy's Paranormal at this link

https://watch.troma.com/category-tromatizing-shorts/videos/ivy-s-paranormal

Ivy's Book 

https://www.amazon.com/Journey-Cancer-How-Kicked-Weeks/dp/B0FF3SRGYT

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https://www.ivysupersonicageless.com/about-ivy

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Another fun episode as the squad unites. Steven "the Sitcom" Ortiz joins the squad with the latest extraterrestrial buzz. The Beaveman professes his love for little people. That guy really likes the ladies for sure. Nolan tells us about an amazing female fencer and the Swan destroys yet another traffic report. The Swan doesn't disappoint on her second segment. She really can ruin a joke. Join us weekly for another idiotic episode. 

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Beaveman demonstrates once again that his medical topics focus on his love of women. Can that guy focus on anything else? No worries, the Swan delivers a fun story about a Moose on the loose, Steven "the Sitcom" Ortiz rolls in with information about the Buga sphere, and JD hits us with some paranormal activity. Oh, and the Ronz is there to make it cringy. That's why we don't give him a segment. It's a fun time and they wrap it up with Swan's fun new segment where she tells jokes badly. She doesn't disappoint. Thanks for hanging with us and joining us for our collective idiocy. Let's keep making those charts. 

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The Squad unites to bring you another ridiculous episode. Well, all of us except JD. Thanks a lot kids. Kids ruin podcasts. Anyway. Ronz steps in, or does he? Nope, he has Lil Powdered Donut sit in. 

On this episode they cover such topics as: perineum sunning, the oldest dynasty, a terrible traffic report, a North Carolina cryptid, and of course, dumb jokes with Swan. Done in true Slaptail Squad fashion with lots of interjections and side tracked conversations. Thanks for taking part in our collective idiocy. 

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The title says it all. The Squad transitions to an actual goofy format. Want to hear some weird history? Nolan's got you covered. Miss the Monsters Lair, we do too, but you can get a tiny taste from the Trailer Park Monster himself, the Dark Lord of Brown Town, JD Hutchins. Have you ever wanted to hear local traffic with all the enthusiasm of Ben Stiller doing a dry eye commercial? No, me either, but Swan has it covered. Of course you want to hear about medical topics with the Beaveman, who wouldn't? As always, the world's greatest podcaster has your back. Finally, you thought traffic was bad? Wait until you hear the Swan deliver some classic jokes in the worse possible way. It's a fun segment, because it is so bad. We had a lot of fun and plan on marching forward with our usual idiocy with just a tiny bit of structure. Thank you to all our fans for supporting us for the past 7 plus years. Hoping this is the year we make it big with your help. 

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It's a bucket list weekend. JD Hutchins is onsite with the squad all the way from Fresno, CA. It's a great adventure starting with JD's flight getting screwed up, rush tattoos for the Beaveman and JD, a comedy show where the Beaveman performs, then an overnight drive to Ohio, about 30 minutes from Point Pleasant WV. 

Do we have more recordings? No. The squad consisting of a very high Nolan Johncock and Steven "the Sitcom" Ortiz attempt to podcast while interviewing JD, Swan, and Beaveman. But guess what? It didn't record. No worries, it was terrible. 

Join us for a little chat while we wait in line to get into the famed Mothman Museum. The festival was amazing. We hope everyone can experience it someday. 

Point Pleasant, WV Attractions

https://www.mothmanmuseum.com/

https://www.instagram.com/explore/locations/137476550219718/browns-corner/https://www.mothmanfestival.com/

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The plan: play clips of old shows and talk about what we remember, make fun of how we responded, sounded, etc. 

That would have worked out well, had the Beaveman not recorded sound bytes over the clips on the mixer. 

Oh well, we adapted and overcame. What did we even talk about. Let's see, Ronz updated us and then somehow we started talking about the military and the Beaveman's time as an Airborne Infantry Paratrooper. It was a fun little chat. 

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The Squad assembles along with GD Fenderson (recipient of the worst comedy special of all time award) of Coffee with the Dog on Minddog TV to talk about pranks played, lies told, and other random bs. 

It's a fun conversation. Come hang with the squad and and share in the collective idiocy that is "the Slaptail Squad," podcast. 

All things GD Fenderson

http://www.sogdfunny.com/

All things Slaptail Nation

https://www.slaptailnation.com/

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On this episode, Swan and Beaveman talk about their busy week. 

• Open mic x 3
• Picking up Jackie "The Joke Man," 
• Hanging with Jakie and GD Fenderson. 
• GD does time at a mic in Holland with the Beaveman. 
• Tearing up chicken with Jackie at Hancock in Grand Rapids, Michigan. 
• A trip to John Ball Zoo in Grand Rapids. Meeting a girl obsessed with a chimpanzee.
•  Eating at the best diner in the area. The 76th street diner. 
• Screening and Q&A of "Joke Man" with Jackie Martling and the Beaveman as moderator.
• Finally, the Swan reads some jokes from Jackie's book. Can she do it justice? Guess you have to listen to find out. 

Jackie "The Joke Man" Martling

https://www.jokeland.com/

GD Fenderson

http://www.sogdfunny.com/

The Beaveman, The Slaptail Squad, and Slap Your Tail Comedy

https://www.slaptailnation.com/

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If you would have told the Beaveman back 32 years ago that he was going to bring Jackie "The Joke Man" Martling to Grand Rapids, Michigan to screen his documentary and do a Q&A, he would have told you that you were nuts. But it is happening. 

Jackie "The Joke Man" Martling joins the Beaveman and the Swan for this fun podcast episode. Without fail, tech rears its ugly head, but they push through with a little post production help from The Joke Man himself. Interspersed throughout the fun conversation, you will hear jokes supplied by Jackie. 

The Squad would like to thank Matt Nappo from Coffee with the Dog on Minddog TV for assisting with the intro and booking. 

Here is to an amazing season with the Squad, fun guests who just want to hang out for light conversation, our fans, and the universe. With your support, we hope this is the season that finally breaks us through to an audience of like minded folks who want to have fun in this idiotic world. 

Jackie "The Joke Man" Martling

Website: https://www.jokeland.com/

Tickets to the screening at the Wealthy Theatre in Grand Rapids, MI on September 5, 2025

https://grcmc.org/event/joke-man-screening-with-jackie-the-joke-man-martling/1035

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It's a season six bonus episode. Season 7 is on the way. 

In this episode, the Beaveman and Swan welcome back self-proclaimed, certified forensic humourist GD Fenderson to talk about the business of comedy. 

In true Slaptail Squad fashion, they talk about everything else such as: childhood crushes, goat yoga, Marc Maron letting Howie Mandel have it on his podcast, how much Trump sucks, and family. 

It was a very fun podcast. 

Check out all things GD Fenderson

Listen to him M-F on Coffee with the Dog on Minddog TV

http://www.sogdfunny.com/bio.html

https://minddogtv.com/coffee-with-the-dog/

The Slaptail Squad and booking Slap Your Tail comedy as well as upcoming shows

Screening of "Joke Man"

with Jackie "The Joke Man" Martling 

with Q&A, moderated by John Beavers aka the Beaveman

https://www.slaptailnation.com/https://grcmc.vbotickets.com/event/Joke_Man_Screening_with_Jackie_The_Joke_Man_Martling/165416

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Every season of the podcast has to end. It always makes us sad but we know we need a bit of a break to focus on improving the podcast, other projects, and of course, getting some needed rest. 

On this episode, Beaveman, Swan, and Nolan talk about poop, disease, dumb scenario based questions, and whatever other irrelevant nonsense seems to pop in their heads. Big surprise, it is an improve podcast with no structure. Will that change, most likely not. 

Thank you for an amazing season 6. Here's to season 7 starting the first week of September. Happy summer!

All things Slaptail, upcoming shows, cast profiles and contact information

slaptailnation.com

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The Swan and Beaveman welcome friend of the show Steven "the sitcom" fat-Amish-potato-no mustache growing-codependent loser, to the show to discuss the end of the world as we know it. You have three days left. The human race will blink out of existence. There will be no pain, there is no way to stop it. What would you do with your three days? Would you end it soon? Would you end it in debauchery, or, would you play Scrabble and finish that afghan? Hang out with us and find out. 

Steven Ortiz info

Instagram: @theesitcom

Facebook: therealsitcom

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On this episode of the Slaptail Squad, Beaveman, Swan, and JD welcome comedian Jamie Shriner to the show. 

Jamie Shriner is a Chicago based comedian. Jamie Shriner is what would happen if Bo Burnham and Jenna Marbles were cryogenically frozen together in a pair of cat lady glasses. A former theatre kid, current queer & hard of hearing divorcé, Jamie uses humorous original songs to discuss her struggles with dating, body image, womanhood, and being queer in Indiana where she grew up.
But none of that will save her from the complete idiocy she will encounter on this podcast. 

Join us for a fun conversation about comedy, rivalries, and life in general. 

Check out the following links to follow Jamie Shriner. 

Check her out at the Dormouse Theatre in Kalamazoo MI for the third annual Pride: Slap Your Tail Comedy Show. 

Jamie Shriner 

Instagram: @jamieshrinersings

Facebook: Jamie Shriner

TikTok: jamieshrinersings

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Beaveman, Swan, and Nolan talk about the problems with the justice system. Citing the well-known story of the West Memphis Three, the Beaveman presents a very real fear in this country: going to prison for a crime you did not commit. 

Three young men spent 18 years of their lives in prison for a crime they clearly did not commit. Could this happen to you? Of course it could. 

The squad talks about the crimes that they would most likely commit that would end them up in federal prison if they were actually guilty. 

What is your incarceration plan? 

How do you dispose of a body? Theories? 

Let's also not forget, this is a comedy podcast. We begin the episode with praise for Nolan Johncock's set. Shout out to Sunday Night Heat at Mulligan's Pub in Grand Rapids, Michigan. 

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The Squad assembles, literally, the entire squad assembles for a fun chat with guest GD Fenderson. GD Fenderson is a self-described Certified Forensic Humorist. That means he tells jokes at crime scenes and autopsies. Honestly, we don't know what it means, because I am not sure, in all the confusion, that he ever explained it in detail. He did describe what self-described means, but, even the squad knew that one. 

The chaos continued with very uncommon technical difficulties, random topics, talk of male strippers, Swan's manic minute, and an excellent Star Wars universe name for Nolan, should he decide to be a Jedi. "Not sure if you know this about GD," but he does an excellant impersonation of Yoda. 

All things GD Fenderson

http://sogdfunny.com/bio.html

Check out his upcoming show on Plauzzable on June 19, 2025 at 7:30 pm EST

https://plauzzable.com/live-show-details/d2f0914c-8592-4e47-b976-5a34d68df935

Find him every morning on

"Coffee with the Dog" on Mind Dog TV

https://minddogtv.com/coffee-with-the-dog/

or tune in on YouTube, Facebook, Twitch, Instagram

M-F 9 am-11:30 am EST

Catch the Dr. Reverend Jelly Rolle every Sunday at 9:00 am EST

Check out The Squads Bios on the Slaptail Nation Website

Reach out to the Beaveman and Nolan Johncock on the site for bookings

https://www.slaptailnation.com

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On this episode, the squad unites for JD's triumphant return! Beaveman, Swan, JD, and Nolan hang for a completely off the rails conversation about how to survive a murder, types of cows, how to properly say Milk, and the political idea that Genghis Khan is tangentially responsible for the Europeans arrival in the Americas. This is why this is classified as an improv podcast. One never knows the direction it will take. It's like hanging out once a week with your weird friends that talk about the most random things. You are welcome!

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The first week of May is a special time of year. It is the time of year that the Beaveman consumes even more Star Wars than he typically does. On this episode Beaveman and the Swan talk about Star Wars, and yes, there are things the Beaveman doesn't remember and doesn't know. He doesn't take a scientific or statistical approach to the lore of Star Wars, he consumes it because he loves it. So there will be some inaccuracies on this episode, and that is ok. Continuity isn't exactly a Star Wars thing. Happy May! May the force be with you all. 

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On this episode, the Beaveman is subjected to dealing with two scatter-brained broads who talk over him the entire episode and insist on making mouth noises. Yup, it's the Swan and the Claw Queen (that broad from the east side). 

Ever wonder what to do if you come upon a wounded or not wounded animal? If they are wounded, call Kate to patch them up. If they are not wounded, call Kate to hobble them and then patch them up. This broad has issues. Let's not forget that she has a stroked out B-hole. If you want to help her get reconstructive surgery or Kardashian lips for her B-hole, send us funds. 

Listen to hear Swan's first fail on her manic minute, does she redeem herself and get the win? You have to listen to find out. 

Kate Dore information

@katredhatred on Instagram

kate dore on FB

The Slaptail Squad

slaptailnation.com

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Beaveman and Ricker do the podcast without anyone else joining them. Some of the squad members were concerned for Ricker, but he survived. The Beaveman presented Ricker with descriptions of some of his dreams to get his opinion on what they may mean. They also talk about the movie Peanut Butter Falcon and when Ricker missed his opportunity to be Rambo. 

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Believe it or not, the Beaveman reveals how he protects his feelings to perform his job effectively and not get too emotional. We learn that Ricker thinks all rectangles are squares, metaphorically, and the Swan is all about giving the Beaveman away if it makes her life easier and someone else's harder. 

Check out the fun shows and movies they talk about. 

"Love on the Spectrum"

"The Peanut Butter Falcon"

"Downside Up" link below

https://youtu.be/VNxO-wv3S9o?si=usR18G_OUHcK5UaS

and of course this funny clip of Andy Samberg doing Mark Wahlberg link below https://youtu.be/ZjpUfdjYR6s?si=ri7KjF-j28XjK3kd

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He's looking to purchase some gently used thongs ladies, and he'll pay extra if you take them off in front of him. The Beaveman? No, comedian Ron Caine. Well, that's the intro Beaveman gave him anyway. On this episode, the squad unites for a completely ridiculous conversation about catching your parents in the act, restaurants that smell, (not unpleasantly) like pussy, comedy, and the Beaveman's plan for ridiculous medical-based jokes. Thank God Nolan was there to be the voice of reason. Words never uttered by another human being. 

Catch Ron Caine every morning on Coffee with the Dog on Minddog TV on Twitch, Facebook, and Instagram at 9 am EST. 

https://minddogtv.com/coffee-with-the-dog/

Check him out on Instagram @2CainesProductions and @roncainecomedy

Shout out to his new venue Amy's Dockside Bar and Grill in South Williamsport, PA for Fresh Catch Comedy on April 19 at 8 pm

 https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61559132841320

Nolan Johncock

book Nolan Johncock!

@johncockcomedy

the Beaveman

https://solo.to/beaveman

https://www.tiktok.com/@slaptailsquad

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On this episode of the Slaptail Squad, Swan and Beaveman talk to Kate DoorXYZ about their recent trip to San Diego and all the fun that comes with airline travel. San Diego is an amazing town with a hopping comedy scene so Beaveman talks a bit about getting to go on a few mics to get some reps in. The conversation, as always, devolves into a completely pointless podcast discussion about food, amphibians, and whatever else happens to manifest from the minds of the silly and deranged. Enjoy!

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Want to hear more from Kate Dore? Do you like music? Check out her podcast

"Three Shots Down"

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/3-shots-down-podcast/id1731032749

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When you thought we couldn't get any more ridiculous, we prove we can! In this episode, we welcome back Chewbacca's nephew, Nolan Johncock. Do you think you have a ton of random knowledge? Maybe you do, but is it at Nolan's level? Can you talk about conspiracy, the Hubble telescope, shark skin, and horse penis all in one conversation? If so, you will enjoy this episode. If not, strap in and let the madness begin. 

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On this episode, the Squad unites to talk about the paranormal. There is a certain doll that resides in Key West, Florida that has the utmost respect of the squad. However, a certain someone, thinks she can take a bit of a casual attitude regarding the known powers of this masterful doll. Thankfully, Beaveman, JD, and Ricker are no fools and spend the podcast humbling themselves. They also talk about, you guessed it, Girl Scout Cookies, for a really, really, long time. 

Enjoy the episode. 

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The Slaptail Squad podcast welcomes comedian Kate Dore, from Michigan, for a fun conversation about women in comedy. The Beaveman and Swan talk with Kate about her fiancé, her addiction to claw machines, and the Beaveman's hatred for Russia and Putin (but not the good people of Russia). The show also features silly little jokes from the Beaveman and Swan's manic minute. We support Ukraine, Canada, Mexico, the people of Greenland. We support the true USA. 

Kate Doré information

The Three Shots Down Podcast

https://www.facebook.com/3shotsdownpodcast/

Where to see Kate live

March 28, 2025

Comedy: LOL @ Farver’s with Tommy Cook
Friday, March 28 • 7pm

https://croswell.org/farvers/

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The Squad unites to say a collective FU to Putin and Russia but also to talk about the state of the nation when ignorance and misinformation reigns supreme. Do we really want to step back in time to the age of measles wards, polio, and widespread bubonic and pulmonic plague? I think not. Podcasting is the last avenue of free speech, so the squad will continue using it as long as possible. Thank you to our loyal listeners in the United States of America and around the world. Thank you to our supporters for standing with us. FDT

Slaptail Nation

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https://www.dormousetheatre.com/

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The squad is still confused about the difference between shared psychotic disorders and being bat-sh!t crazy. Nemo swims in to save the day and clear up the confusion. He failed immediately by stating the term Folie à Deux is made up. That's what happens when you try to learn something—still a fun conversation. Guess the squad needs to lean on a friend of the squad to clear it up for them. You know who you are, we are bugging you as soon as we can. 

Slaptail Nation

https://www.slaptailnation.com/

https://solo.to/beaveman

https://www.dormousetheatre.com/

Mike Cotayo

https://www.funnymanmike.com/

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Beaveman, JD, and Ricker discuss subjects they are 100% qualified to discuss. Not really, that would be so unlike all of our other podcasts. Shared delusional disorders, aka Folie à Deux or other types of Folie depending on the type and number, are delusional disorders that start with one person and are shared by others. They discuss some cases briefly to determine WTF! Keep in mind that these three are, basically, idiots. So have fun with their crazy interpretations. 

Slaptail Nation

https://www.slaptailnation.com/

https://solo.to/beaveman

https://www.dormousetheatre.com/

Wepage link to the cases discussed

https://listverse.com/2018/03/26/10-highly-unusual-examples-of-folie-a-deux-or-shared-psychosis/

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It's been nearly 5 long years but the Ricker is back! One of the original members of The Slaptail Squad is finally back from the longest hiatus and we could not be more thrilled. We are very proud of his accomplishments and humanitarian efforts all over the planet earth and in the cosmos that kept him away, but now he is back and ready to embrace the collective idiocy. 

Would you want to know when you are going to die? What is the best way to die? What is the worst way to die? Would you like the Beaveman to predict your demise? Water-boarding by clowns perhaps? Join us for a fun chat. Welcome back Ricker!

Slaptail Nation 

https://www.slaptailnation.com/

https://www.dormousetheatre.com/

https://solo.to/beaveman

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It is a wonderful day in the Beaver Den. The Beaveman finally has sleepwear that does not squeeze his waist or cause him to drop residual urine on his bedsheets. He really wanted to talk more about it but got sidetracked by a ridiculous discussion with Swan about travel, Nemo about comedy, and of course, sex toys. 

Congrats to Mike Cotayo for getting selected by the WSOC to compete in Las Vegas. Hopefully more satellite selections are coming. 

Slaptail Nation

https://www.slaptailnation.com/

@slaptailsquad

https://solo.to/beaveman

Mike Cotayo

https://www.funnymanmike.com/

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Beaveman and Swan hang with a friend of the show Jogun to talk about all things nerdy—no fact-checking needed. We never need fact-checking again. All things, ridiculous, nerdy, historical, and revisionist, don't matter, it is all factual. Join us for a fun talk about all things nerdy. Basically, things Swan doesn't understand, because you know, she is not a nerd. Strap in for a wonderful four years of making fun of true idiocy. 

Slaptail Nation

https://www.slaptailnation.com/

https://solo.to/beaveman

https://www.dormousetheatre.com/

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Swan, Nemo, and Beaveman unite as a squad to talk about the giant poop show, goat rodeo, FUBAR world we are living in, and how it is affecting the human condition. Sounds deep doesn't it? Too bad Swan and Nemo are easily distracted by anything and everything. There are some serious moments, but remember, none of this is real. We are all living in some screwed-up version of the Matrix. So even if we are on a watchlist, a play is a play, and hopefully, we get bumped up in the charts.

Slaptail Nation
https://www.slaptailnation.com/
https://solo.to/beaveman

Mike Cotayo
https://www.funnymanmike.com/

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The fun continues this week as comedian Emmy Buttrick joins the Beaveman and Swan for a fun conversation about redheads, comedy, succubi, and pinup modeling; with a redheaded, pinup modeling, succubitus standup comedian. That makes her an expert. [succubitus is the trait of being a succubus, (it's a word Beaveman made up)]
Catch this fun chat with this rising comedy star. Emmy, not the Beaveman, just to clarify.

Emmy Buttrick
https://www.succubusofsatire.com/

Slaptail Nation
https://www.slaptailnation.com/

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Beaveman and the Swan welcome Chicago Comedian Jen Flaxman to the Beaver Den for an entertaining conversation. Jen is the producer and host of better help comedy Chicago and a talented stand-up comedian who demonstrates a strong tolerance  for putting up with Beaveman's sense of humor and psychopathy. In this episode we talk about comedy, comedic influences, cryptids and whatever other odd subject manifests from the mind of the disturbed.

Jen Flaxman
@flaxmania
@betterer_help_comedy

Slaptail Nation
 https://www.slaptailnation.com
@beavemancomedy
@slaptailsquad

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The Swan and the Beaveman welcome comedian Adam Minnick remotely to the Beaver Den to talk comedy, bad habits, drones, and whatever other crazy stuff the Beaveman can come up with. 
To challenge the Swan, Beaveman gives her a swear jar and a handful of quarters because, as we all know, the Swan curses up a storm like the true RN she is. Will she make it through with her handful of quarters, or will she run out? 

Thank you to our guest, comedian Adam Minnick, for hanging out for a fun conversation. Check the show links to find out where you can see Adam in person. Tickets are on sale now for Slap Your Tail Comedy, where Adam will be the headliner. The show will feature Emmy Butrick and Jen Flaxman, with the amazing Devarron Thomas hosting. 

Adam Minnick Information
https://www.adamminnick.com/

Slaptail Nation Information, Tickets to shows, and other fun stuff
https://www.slaptailnation.com/comedy
https://www.dormousetheatre.com/shows
https://solo.to/beaveman

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The squad unites for a fun Christmas Eve conversation with comedian Red the Blackout Artist.
How do comedians get their stage names if they don't use the one on their birth certificate? Join us for a completely pointless conversation about comedy, dating, and sharp farts—another episode steeped in culture.
Funny Man Mike Cotayo, aka Nemo, and JD Hutchins, the Dark Lord of Browntown, are along for the idiotic ride.

Red the Blackout Artist
@stonertomboy on TikTok

Mike Cotayo
https://www.funnymanmike.com/

Slaptail Nation LLC
@slaptailsquad
Slaptail Nation on Facebook
@slaptailsquad TikTok
https://solo.to/beaveman

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Steven the SiTCOM Ortiz steps in to hang with the squad this week and just shoot the poop. Beaveman and Swan find out that Steven has some secrets about his friends group, about the morning show he does with his friends, and his take on drones, alien lifeforms, cryptids, and hauntings.
Sounds like he needs to be on a spooky episode with the Dark Lord of Browntown.
See his linktree for his upcoming shows.

Slaptail Nation Picks
https://linktr.ee/Theesitcom
https://minddogtv.com/

Slaptail Nation 
https://solo.to/beaveman

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On this episode, Beaveman and the Swan welcome Katy May from the band Katy Needs a Life. They jump right in with conversations about Katy's proposed pilot sitcom, true crime, and a myriad of other subjects. She isn't sure she wants to be the leader of the KNAL commune (sounds like a cult), but she hasn't flat out dismissed the idea. Join us for this fun episode and see the show links for Katy Needs A Life upcoming show dates.

Katy Needs A Life show dates and info
https://www.etix.com/ticket/p/47415822/katy-needs-a-life-hollywood-makeout-yellowhouse-kalamazoo-bells-eccentric-cafe
https://linktr.ee/katyneedsalife

Slaptail Nation info
https://solo.to/beaveman
https://www.dormousetheatre.com/shows

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Swan and the Beaveman hang with Fort Wayne Indiana comedian Steven the Sitcom Ortiz for a laid back conversation about comedy, life, and getting ugly in four years.
Steven the Sitcom Ortiz is a full time comedian who has performed comedy throughout the country. He is a full time cast member on Coffee with the Dog on MinddogTV, and an all around good guy with a warped sense of humor.

Steven "the Sitcom" Ortiz
https://linktr.ee/Theesitcom
https://minddogtv.com/

Slaptail Nation 
https://solo.to/beaveman
https://www.dormousetheatre.com/

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JD is back to hang with Beaveman and Swan. It's a typical chill conversation with the Dark Lord of Brown-town ranging from the holidays, comedy, and a new movie pick.
They also introduce a new segment of the show known as, "Swan's Manic Minute."

Slaptail Squad Shout outs
@jamesrivercomedy
@alextherockplotkowski
@richardmathis952
@theyogmeister

Slaptail Nation/Squad shows
 https://www.dormousetheatre.com/events/slap-your-tail-comedy-presents-comedian-jay-hunter

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Beaveman can directly trace his, "mind in the gutter thought processes," directly to television in the 70's and 80's during the formative years of his brain. So what is wrong with GiGi? Didn't she just watch Arab sanctioned TV? 
Join us for our typical, idiotic conversation. 
Check out the show links for our upcoming shows and all things Slaptail Nation. 
Happy Holidays, from the Slaptail Squad!

Slaptail Nation shows and information
email the show at slaptailsquad@gmail.com
https://www.facebook.com/share/p/LLdVx1MdoyxiTdds/
https://www.dormousetheatre.com/events/slap-your-tail-comedy-presents-comedian-jay-hunter
https://solo.to/beaveman

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The Beaveman turns to the Swan and Nemo for help analyzing his dreams. He is asking for help. Do you think they help him? Hell no! You know when you were a kid and you couldn't find your Darth Vader action figure, so you ask your mom for help and she just says, "where did you have it last?" Yup, its just like that. Figure it our yourself.
The good thing is, Nemo, aka comedian Mike Cotayo, finally has something to promote. Check the link. He is heading to the windy city. Also check out his guest spot on the the We Live Zombie Carnival podcast. Yeah, we promote other podcasts, cuz we the poop yo!

Funny Man Mike Cotayo
https://www.funnymanmike.com/
https://www.laughfactory.com/chicago
https://open.spotify.com/episode/01jP79VE9P1AcZYetJRiYw?si=7cb5da29b91148b7

Slaptail Nation Shows and info
https://www.dormousetheatre.com/shows
https://solo.to/beaveman for all social media links for Beaveman and Slaptail Nation

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The Sqad partially unites to talk a bit about the Beaveman's thoughts and memories about his time in service. The conversation quickly degrades because Swan and Gigi famously cannot focus. Listen as Gigi attempts dad jokes all throughout the podcast in order to try to achieve the coveted Hiyoo! She doesn't get it, spoiler. Unfortunately, if you were looking forward to having JD on the podcast, we are sorry to disappoint you. JD is working hard, covering useless D-bags who don't show up to work. He will be on soon. Thank you to our Veterans of every branch of service this Veterans Day and every day. Thank you to our active duty, and those who have gone before us. Never forget!

Slaptail Nation Picks
Pat Sievert @patsievert
@macsmondaycomedy
@comedy_thursdays_at_vivios
@dogcomicproductions
Fighting Blind: A Green Beret's Story of Extraordinary Courage https://mln2.marmot.org/GroupedWork/4e6c6dcb-1c84-0229-7dfd-86b39bb8523d

Slaptail Nation and Show Information
https://www.dormousetheatre.com/events/slap-your-tail-comedy-presents-comedian-jay-hunter
the Beaveman contact information https://solo.to/beaveman

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It may seem like we are so busy that we just pulled this podcast out of our butts, that's because we kind of did. The truth is, we just love podcasting and connecting with our audience whether we have anything to talk about or not. One of the great joys in life is just connecting with your friends to chat. That is exactly what we did. The Squad unites. Beaveman, Swan, Nemo (Mike Cotayo), have a typical conversation about pretty much nothing. Just catching up. The Swan brought along her token friend Cupcake to chime in periodically. Basically, he just stared at his camera image the entire time and lamented that we were not posting video to YouTube. Thanks for joining us and taking part in our weekly ritual of hanging with friends, that's you, the listeners.

Slaptail Nation Shows
https://www.dormousetheatre.com/events/slap-your-tail-comedy-open-mic-2024-11-21-19-30

All things Mike Cotayo
https://www.funnymanmike.com/

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The Beaveman, Swan, and Gigi come together to tell their Halloween stories. You can tell a lot of thought went into them. Beaveman, forever the artist, delivers an amazing tale, while Gigi and the Swan basically just dial it in. Why do they even try?

Slaptail Nation picks and shows
https://www.dormousetheatre.com/shows
Headliner November 2 show Calvon Brown @calvonbrown
Featuring Brianna Blackburn @thatfunnygirlbri
Host The Beaveman @john_beav

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Big surprise, 3/4 of the squad on this episode have had head injuries ranging from concussion to whatever you would call Mike's water-head. Everyone's lives and experiences are different. Mike was a baby so who knows, he may have ended up being like the brilliant NikolaTesla or the horrible Adolph Hitler had he not been in the accident. The Swan has become more focused and manic. The Beaveman became even more morbid and dark. The brain is an amazing organ.
You can truly see why the squad is so out there now. Who else would offer to surgically modify their friend, straighten their contracted arm, or bang a member with another members residual, protective layer? Only Gigi has not sustained a head injury, which makes you wonder, WTF is wrong with her if she didn't bonk her noggin?

Slaptail Nation Information and Events
https://solo.to/beaveman
https://www.dormousetheatre.com/

Mike Cotayo Comedian
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We don't discuss politics. It just isn't our thing. But we will make fun of political parties, political candidates, dumb ideas, the amount of money they waste on trying to get people to vote for them, and the completely ridiculous notion that millionaires know what it's like to be one of us.
What is most important to us, honestly, is to support the human race. Well, not Beaveman, he thinks we should all die out. Which makes sense, since he isn't one of us.

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On this episode the Swan expresses her anger. That's right, the Swan. Maybe she is beginning to understand the Beaveman. What a novel concept that would be. The Beaveman does express his anger, but only at GiGi for being irresponsible.
The show gets wrapped up because Nemo, also completely unreliable, had to bale early. Instead of leaving the audience high and dry, the Swan and Beaveman interview a culinary expert. Or are they?

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On this episode of the Slaptail Squad, Beaveman, The Swan, and GiGI unite for a depressed conversation. Why isn't the Beaveman his normal, loud and emotionally intellectual self?

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Spookier season is upon us. The members of the squad pitch some horror movie ideas. Nemo's was solid until he decided to use AI to write the synopsis. We find out the Beavemen believes art should be left to humans and AI should assist with medicine, science, engineering and tech, not art. 
It's an short, fun episode. 

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It's the first episode after summer break. Welcome to season 6!
I bet you were thinking this would be all the cast members. Well, it may be.
On this episode, the squad dives deeper into the origins of the Beaveman's organic shell. The Beaveman reveals the truth about the entity that occupies the organic material that is currently occupied.
It starts of with the same anger you expect, but when something works, you stick with it.
Thank you to all of our listeners around the world! We love you. Here is to another great season ahead.

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On this episode, JD takes the lead again to bring us a spooky story, that of the ghost sheriff of Friant road. Well, he tries, first we have to learn that Beaveman is obsessed with his hot governor, and that Swan has a lot of repressed rage. You get it, you have listened to us before. 
The new season is about to begin, so set back and enjoy this bonus content. 

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It's a swooshy pants bonus episode! On this episode, JD, the Trailer Park Monster and Dark Lord of Brown-town takes the lead to bring the squad the story of Le Nain Rouge, the Red Dwarf of Detroit. If you like local lore, you may want to read up on this one because the squad continues to do what they do best, make idiotic comments and get distracted. Does the dwarf have a giant red hog? Does GiGi have impulse control issues, is Beaveman obsessed with islander ass? Guess you have to listen to find out.

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It's the final episode of season 5. Time for most of the squad to kick back and relax for the summer. We top off season 5 with our typical idiocy. The squad unites to talk about super powers, real and imagined. What is your actual super power? Do you have one? You have to listen to Ronz and GiGi. Both, bullshit. Ronz's is bullshit because he is clueless. GiGi's is bullshit, because it's bullshit. According to the Beaveman. His may be the only one that is accurate. Not much of a superpower, but definitely a power he possesses, or at least a character flaw, from a certain point of view. Get ready for some special content during the break and for season 6 to start back up in September. Happy summer!

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Do you have dark thoughts? Does the imp on your shoulder scream louder than the angel? Is it normal? Are you normal? What is normal really? Does anyone really read these little episode descriptions. If they do, hello, I'm talking to you. Do you think about pushing Nemo over? The Beaveman does, but we know he is completely normal. You can tell by listening to the podcast and by reading his episode descriptions. Is there a shadow in the corner, is that you grandma? Enjoy.

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The Squad unites to hang out with Michigan Comedian James River. 
Welcome to the mind of several warped individuals. 
Let's talk religion, comedy, sex, and random thoughts. 
JD sleeps with his windows open, GiGi has a dog story she never tells, and James has a question about butts. Have to listen to get the full concept. 
Thank you to our listeners all over the world for getting us on the charts. Shout out to Switzerland!
Stay tuned for more Slaptail Squad fun and productions from Slaptail Nation. 

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This plan for this episode was to discuss Pride memories, but, it went off the rails rather quickly and devolved into a discussion about sex drive, sex parties, the Beaveman's fears that he will be perceived as a creepy old man, and Nemo's startling revelation. You can just imagine that the Beaveman will definitely continue to write his bit about his friend Nemo. Join the Beaveman, Swan, Jumanji, and Nemo for a completely idiotic discussion. Thank you to all of our listeners that help get us on the charts in the US and in Cyprus. We love you! Happy Pride!

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Relationships are tough. There is no question about that. But why do some people do unspeakable things when they could just walk away? 
Well, you won't figure it out by listening to this episode. 
The Beaveman wants to talk about the squad's go-to for maiming, family annihilators, and dreams about burying people in the backyard. 
Apparently, the rest of the squad is rather squeamish. Except for Swan, her adventures with a 9 inch dong must have toughened her up. 
Thanks for joining us! We love ya!

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If you were a competitive eating athlete, what would be your goto food? Would you eat a non-food item that is safe to consume? We all know by now that the Swan thinks she would be an amazing competitive eating warrior, but would would she prefer to eat? How about the rest of the squad? Join us for our weekly ridiculous conversation. Thank you for the support.

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Do you love your mom as much as the Beaveman even though she ignores you? Well, it's pretty clear that Swan and GiGi don't. Yikes. Mike loves his mom but he lost her years ago at the grocery store.
Once again we get to hear about what a wonderful drive Mike is. What is this, accident number 20. Pretty sure he is missing out on comedy gold with his antics.
Please someone, buy him a bus or a train pass. Someone start a GoFundMe.
Thank you all for listening and supporting the show. We love ya!

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It;s a jaw poppin, teeth scraping, mouth breathing, rockin good time this week as the Slaptail Squad unites like a dysfunctional Vultron.
Are we a day early, or 6 days late, you decide. Just another pointless conversation about sex or lack there of, Misophonia, and what ever other ridiculous flight of ideas zip across the disturbed brains of the Slaptail Squad. ,We love doing this and sharing it with all of you. Thank you to our listeners all over the world and a special shout out to the people of Cyprus who consistently keep us on the charts.

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The Squad unites to talk about what else, Nemo's adventures in toileting. Since the squad would love to see Nemo be famous and have his own TV show, they come up with an idea for a show he could relate to and host. Shart-Tank. Give a listen and think of your own product pitches for this show. Also, if you know of any disturbing garden gnomes for sale, please email the show and we can forward that information to Ronz. He's in the market for gnomes. Thank you to all of our listeners. 

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Beaveman, Swan, and GiGi scroll through social media and describe what populates on their feeds. Who has the most interesting feed? Can you guess what mostly pops up for the Beaveman? How about Swan and GiGI?
Clearly the Beaveman has the most wholesome feed of all.
Come hang out for your weekly chat. Thank you all for joining us. We appreciate all of you.

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Slap Your Tail Comedy show at Main Street Pub Kalamazoo
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Slap Your Tail Comedy Show celebrating Star Wars May 4
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See if you can tell that AI wrote this and not the Beaveman
Shout out to all our listeners all over the world and a special shout out to the people of Cyprus for helping us stay on the charts there. 

Ever wondered where the fine line between cultural appreciation and appropriation lies? Strap in with the Slaptail Squad, including the incomparable GeGe as we navigate the complexities of workplace diversity with our signature blend of humor and sharp insight. From the perils of learning Spanish to the pitfalls of diversity roles in organizations, we're slicing through superficiality with unapologetic honesty and a healthy dose of laughter.

Now, hold your nose because we're about to plunge into the deep end of personal hygiene and intimacy. Have you heard of "vabbing"? If not, prepare for an eye-opening (and possibly nose-closing) discourse complete with anecdotes that might just make you rethink your next date night. Toss in a side of dietary restriction banter and grooming roasts among friends, and you've got yourself a recipe for some seriously spicy conversation.

And just when you thought things couldn't get more provocative, we take a fearless foray into the world of adult entertainment. With musings on everything from the quality of certain genres to the complexities of voyeurism, we're laying bare our thoughts (and perhaps a little more) on the industry's inner workings. Plus, don't miss our musings on comedy show drama, mustache appreciation, and a quick promo of upcoming gigs that promise even more unscripted hilarity. Join us for an episode that's as boundary-pushing as it is belly-laugh inducing.

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The Squad unites for their weekly ridiculous conversation about? Well, a variety of things. The Swan doesn't want anyone acknowledging her hotness, which is fine, since no one has and lived in the past decade. The Beaveman, Jumanji, and GiGi like to look nice for themselves and others. The Swan wants the world to burn. Just kidding, but seriously, she does. The Beaveman provides an update on his hair removal journey and his new life experiences with less hair. That dude is out there, but you knew that. Thanks for joining us as always.

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On this episode of the Slaptail Squad the squad unites to celebrate the 200th episode since rebranding. How best to celebrate? Livestream! Too bad the didn't open it to the public like they thought they did. Oh well, they are podcasters after all. Members of the squad pop in to say hi and converse as well as friends of the show. Enjoy this fun conversation as the squad reads a document that is at least 50 years old about ancient beauty secrets. Ever wonder how to get rid of your Dowager's hump? Well, wonder no more. Thank you to our listeners all over the world. It is so wonderful to have such an amazing audience that helps us get into the charts. You make it all worthwhile. Here's to another 200 episodes!

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On this episode the squad hangs with Derek Lee Feltner, local comedic performer, comedian, artist, you get the picture. Just don't say his name wrong. It was a super fun conversation and Derek fit right in with the collective crazy that is the Slaptail Squad.
The Squad talked about comedy, funerals, performing, and just generally had a great time. Thank you for joining us. A special thanks to our listeners all over the world and a special, special thanks to the listeners in Cyprus.

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On this episode the squad assembled to talk about how funerals bring out the dumb and annoying. Just when you think it is safe to mourn in peace, a dumb person doth approach. How do you handle the dumb and annoying?  Do you just nod and look contemplative, or, do you remember what they said and bitch about them later. The Beaveman prefers to not only bitch, but to come up with material. 
Thank you to our listeners all over the world. 
This podcast is dedicated to our beloved Grandma and Gi Gi's aunt, rest in peace. 

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On this episode the squad invites Chewbacca's little nephew Nolan on to the show to talk about hair in all the wrong places and the Beaveman's commitment to get rid of his bottom hair. We also learn that Jumanji is ok with poop in his hair as long as no one else can see it. What? That can't be right. Guess you just have to listen.
Thank you to our listeners all over the world!

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So you're not in a cult. But everything you do is dictated to you by one person, and you have no free will. Sounds like a cult to me.
You say you are open minded, but you push your religion on others and won't discuss religions other than your own. Sounds like dangerous thinking.
The Beaveman is on a documentary kick. This time he watched "Shiny Happy People: Duggar Family Secrets," on Amazon. Guess what, he got furious immediately. No surprise there. The squad unites to talk about this bizarre way of thinking and delve into the psyche of religious fanaticism. They really don't, they just wanted to sound smart. Join us for the fun. If you have documentary suggestions for the Beaveman, send them to slaptailsquad@gmail.com or message on social media.

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The Beaveman, many would not say he is patient, but it is clear that he has the patience of a Saint. How else can he hold a podcast together with Swan and Mike. Mike is either playing with something and not paying attention, or just not paying attention. Swan can't help but talk over someone. Never try to run a joke by Swan, she starts talking through the punchline.
You know what this show needs? More people that make the artery on the side of the Beaveman's head throb and expand to dangerous proportions.
Join the idiots for a typical chat.

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On this episode of the Slaptail Squad, JD Hutchins of the Monsters Lair podcast defends the slanderous statements flung about by Jumanji regarding those proud, glorious bastards known as security guards. On the last podcast as Jumanji looked down from his ivory tower of self-righteousness, he showed obvious disdain for all security guards. But low, the podcast took an immediate turn and the blame was squarely shifted to the innocent Beaveman, say it isn't so. They accuse the Beaveman of being an instigator which, as you know loyal listeners, is a bold faced lie. Join us for a fun chat among the friends you like to hear from every week. Thank you to all of our listeners and for friend of the show the dark lord of brown-town for joining us.

Slaptail Nation Upcoming Show March 9, 2024
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The squad unites to tell some crazy stories very loosely based on occurrences experienced by listeners. Any similarities between characters in the stories and persons either living or dead are purely coincidental.
Having said that, listen to some interesting renderings from members of the Slaptail Squad.
Do you know someone that did their time working in the ER? Bet they have some similar stories.
What you find most hard to believe is that anyone would ever threaten to harm the Beaveman, that's why the stories are not real.
Join us for a completely idiotic podcast.

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The Squad unites to talk about memories of birthdays past. Apparently the trauma continues for Beaveman and the Swan. No wonder they are together. 
The Beavemen shares stories of his challenges with balance and asks the members of the Slaptail Nation to share their own personal stories as well. 
They wrap it up by talking about their latest addition to the household, the Swan's cute little grandma (CLG) for short. Thanks to all our listeners for joining us on yet another silly conversation among friendly idiots. 

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The holidays are over and the squad unites after a short break. The Beaveman shares stories about his childhood. Some of them are a bit depressing but others are downright gross and embarrassing. At least most people would find them gross and embarrassing, but the Beaveman thinks they are totally normal and hilarious. There may be something wrong with him. Join us for the fun.

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On this episode, Mike (aka Nemo) returns from his contract assignment in Arizona where he had many big adventures. Or so we thought. We really just confirmed that once again, Mike is a terrible driver. He doesn't seem to think so, bless his heart.
The evidence suggests that he is however. Join the squad as they catch up with Nemo for a typical idiotic conversation.

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https://crawlspacecomedy.com/

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On this episode of the Slaptail Squad, the Ronz makes disgusting noises all throughout the podcast. Don't worry, the Beaveman only left one in. He wanted the audience to experience at least one. Try not to vomit when you hear it. Swan and the Beaveman had to hear it in real time.
It was an editing nightmare.
Ronz thinks he just has a dry throat from his work environment, but does he?
Join the squad for a fun conversation, It's the same idiocy you have come to know and enjoy every week. Thank you to all our listeners for their support.

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The squad unites with special guest GiGi for a fun conversation about all the holiday drama. Apparently, Jumanji lives a charmed life because he has no family drama and enjoys hanging with the fam. Maybe he is the normal one.
The squad learns that GiGi is obsessed with balls, which leads to some fun ball talk.
Thanks to all of our listeners around the world. We are so thankful for all of you.

Slaptail Nation Upcoming Shows 2023

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The mighty 3 assemble. The Beaveman is losing his voice on the regular which is super frustrating for a podcaster so he lets his number 2 (Ronz)  and his number 12 (the Swan) run the show. Ronz demonstrates his inability to support the decisions of others by insisting on purchasing Christmas gifts for persons that don't want them.
He also reveals that if he could split himself into multiple parts, that he would rather have sex with himself than with other people. That's super weird. Or maybe, that is just the Swan's interpretation of what he said. Swan rounds it out by insulting the legend that is Shaquille O'Neal and Ronz reveals that not only have they been stifling is comedy for years, but they have not allowed him the opportunity to express himself politically.  It's just what you have come to expect from this group of idiots. Thank you to all of our listeners for your continued support.

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The Squad unites during this holiday season, when the world is going to $h1T, to talk about holiday memories. Some good, some bad. It's a fun trip down memory lane.
They then talk about the genius that is Nicolas Cage and their plan to do a movie marathon to ensconce Jumanji in the culture that is Nicolas Cage.  Can't wait for that to happen. Thank you to our listeners all over the world! We love you, be safe. 

Upcoming Slaptail Nation Show Information
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The Slaptail Squad welcomes friend of the show Davison Sarai for a casual conversation about their new adventure as a content creator on Only Fans. Its an interaction that was  sure to make Ronz slip right into several cringy moments. Don't worry, he did.
Ever wonder if members of the squad would kiss each other for money?
Ever wonder who would eat what out of what orifice?
Now you don't have to wonder.
Thank you to our audience for joining us on another journey into idiocy.

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Slaptail Nation November 11, 2023 show link

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The Squad unites to talk about their stupid obsessive behaviors. The Beaveman is a neat freak, the Ronz searches for trash, Jumanji is superstitious, and the Swan sleeps with a whore cat. What does it all mean? Who knows, they sure don't. As always, you are never going to learn anything from listening to these morons but it sure is fun. Thank you all for supporting the show!

Upcoming Events
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The Monsters Lair Podcast
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Crawlspace Comedy Theatre
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On this episode of the Slaptail Squad, three members of the Squad have a funny conversation with local funny dude Matt Hybels who is a Kalamazoo comedy staple and host of open mic comedy at Up and Under.  It's a completely ridiculous conversation about movies, comedy, and whatever else they feel like talking about.
As always, the Ronz sniffed or took excessively long breaths before speaking, so you have that to look forward to, (don't worry, the Beaveman removed 90% of them).
He also did the whole fanboy thing, no surprise there. Literally, if you are someone the Ronz does not know, he will fanboy you.
Thank you so much to our listeners for supporting us.
Thank you to Matt for joining us.
Please see the show link for his youtube show and Instagram.

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The Squad unites to talk about their favorite thing, random stuff. Every notice that those close to you have their own little catch phrases?
Do you like DIY projects? Do you know what they are? Ronz doesn't.
Maybe you like tasting new things. Have you ever wondered if everyone's junk tastes the same?
These are the things this group of idiots talk about when they get together. You didn't really think you were going to learn anything did you? Of course not.
Thank you to all of our listeners for your continued support. Here's to another amazing season.

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On this episode of the Slaptail Squad, Mike joins the squad from Arizona. Ronz takes the lead and asks Mike, now known as Nemo, some very boring questions. Don't worry, we left a couple of them in so you could have a sample of the 10-15 minutes of monotony the squad had to endure as the Ronz struggled to step out of the number 2 position. The Beaveman is however a caring Master of the Universe, and he cut the monotony from the episode. 
We get to the entertaining portion of the podcast.
The Ronz asks the squad if he should take an improv course. The obvious answer is yes. Why should he take it? Who knows? Why ask that question? Only the Ronz knows. 

Thank you to all of our listeners for hanging out with us. It is due to your amazing support that we have finally made the charts in not just Egypt and Spain, but finally in the United States. We appreciate you all!

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The Squad reunites after their season break to talk about what they did during the break, and their plans for Slaptail Nation in the future.
Jumanji questions if he is having a midlife crisis, Ronz divulges the secret behind his awesome haircut, and Beaveman and the Swan talk about the progress of the Slaptail Nation.
Don't worry, they also talk about plenty of idiotic subjects and opportunities to be inappropriate and cringy.
Thank you to our listeners, your support of our show has meant the world to us. Here is to another season of complete nonsense among friends of the Slaptail Nation.

All things Mike Cotayo, show dates, social media links, etc. 
https://linktr.ee/funnymanmike

Friends of the Slaptail Squad/Slaptail Squad Picks
The  Monster's Lair
https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-monsters-lair/id1513007701

Skylar Creates on Twitch
https://www.twitch.tv/skylarcreates

https://swissnavy.com/

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On this bonus episode of the Slaptail Squad, the squad teams up with JD Hutchins of The Monsters Lair for part 2. MIB, cryptids, and high-strangeness seem to be very common in West Virginia, specifically Point Pleasant. Beaveman and the Swan pick JD's brain for his knowledge and opinions on these fascinating subjects.
Shout out to the people of Point Pleasant WV as they celebrate Mothman Festival 2023. Here's to making it to Mothman Festival 2024!

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On this episode of the Slaptail Squad, the Squad goes on the road, portable style to a new venue, Bright House Studio in Portage Michigan for a full on comedy show with some very talented comedians. The Beaveman, Ronz, and the Swan interview comedians Darius Walker, Chris Karpinski, Joel Sankey, and Conor Keenan. We know, we don't do interviews. Don't worry, despite our best efforts, Ronz made it cringy with the comedians. The final interview is Ronz at his cringy best when he interviews the organizer of the show Katie. Keep this in mind. Katie is at least 3 decades younger than the Ronz. Almost makes me think I should stop handing out lube when we do an event. 
It's all in good fun. Enjoy this bonus episode. Get ready for season 5. 

Comedians interviewed on this podcast that performed at Bright House Studio 
Darius Walker Instagram @dariuswalker
Chris Karpinski Facebook Christopher J. Karpinski
Joel Sankey Instagram @joelsankeycomedy
Conor Keenan Facebook: Conor Keenan

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On this bonus episode, the Beaveman of The Slaptail Squad (not unlike Batman) and JD of The Monsters Lair (not unlike the Wolfman) team up for a fun talk about the monsters of West Virginia with a heavy focus on the beautiful town of Point Pleasant and Flatwoods. Its a fun talk about West Virginia, its' cryptids, high strangeness, and good people. If you ever get a chance to go, do it. Point Pleasant embraces the Mothman from their museum, culture, and arguably the coolest statue on the planet. If you get a chance to visit Flatwoods, they also have some very cool features like their Flatwoods Monster Museum with a large Flatwoods monster, and several chairs throughout the area. 
We hope you enjoy this team up episode. We hope to do many more in the future. 
Please see the show links for information about Point Pleasant, Flatwoods, and the very spooky Historic Lowe Hotel. Hopefully JD will dive deep into the history of that hotel in the future. 
Thank you to all of the friendly people of West Virginia that were just amazing and thank you to the comic book lady for being super cool. Can't wait to go back. Hopefully Mothman Festival 2024. 


Show Links

@themonsterslairpodcast

https://braxtonwv.org/the-flatwoods-monster/visit-the-museum/

https://www.mothmanmuseum.com/

https://www.thelowehotel.com/

https://www.facebook.com/baybay5910/

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The Squad unites for the final episode of season 4. It's been a good run but now it is time to take a break to come up with new ideas. On this episode the Beaveman shares his thoughts on what he believes will end the human race. There is also some minor conspiracy fun, and of course, general idiocy. Thank you for joining us this season.
Looking forward to season 5.
During the break, if you would like the Beaveman to play some clips from favorite episodes while he and the Swan break it down, please email the show. slaptailsquad@gmail.com with episode details. You can also message us at instagram
@slaptailsquad or on Facebook Slaptail Squad.


Slaptail Squad Recommendations
https://linktr.ee/funnymanmike

https://www.podpage.com/the-monsters-lair/

https://www.twitch.tv/skylarcreates

https://swissnavy.com/

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The Squad unites to discuss one of their most sacred topics: stand-up comedy. Now that the Beaveman has successfully performed without getting booed off the stage, he begins his next adventure. Seeking out open mics, networking, and watching local shows in the hopes of scoping out and scouting talent. Beaveman consults with squad member and professional comedian Mike but soon realizes that Ronz is the one with all the opinions. Basically, its the podcast for Ronz, about Ronz, and starring Ronz.
Please see the show links for friend of the show Skylar as he performs his first open mic.
See the show links for Mike Cotayo's upcoming shows.
You can check the show links for Beaveman's upcoming open mics, but you won't find them because he is not posting them.
Thank you to all the great local comedians here in Michigan for just getting up there and performing. We admire you and comedians around the world. Thanks for bringing us joy!

All things Mike Cotayo with show information
https://linktr.ee/funnymanmike

Friends of the Show
Skylar's open mic
https://youtu.be/UmNwKRWuk_E

https://www.facebook.com/ComedyNightAtRiverCitySaloon/

https://www.podpage.com/the-monsters-lair/

https://swissnavy.com/

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This week the squad assembles and welcomes our guest GG. Why you ask? Well, GG spent a couple of years as a phone sex worker, and of course, that is right up the squad's alley. Listener warning, there is some pretty graphic content in this episode to include a mock phone exchange between the Beaveman and GG.
It's all in good fun with plenty of laughter and teasing. Who likes being spanked? Who has some pretty kinky interests? Who is the most boring squad member sexually? Guess you have to listen to find out.

Slaptail Squad Favorites
https://swissnavy.com/
https://www.podpage.com/the-monsters-lair/
https://www.twitch.tv/skylarcreates
https://linktr.ee/funnymanmike

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Here it is folks. The long awaited, "Ronz on the Street," better known as, "Cringy moments with Ronz!" He does not disappoint. Its all the cringe, none of the crying.
You have to listen, even if every fiber of your being is uncomfortable.
Thank you so much for all of the folks who did interviews. We hope you get to hear this episode and share it with others.
Thank you to:
David, Justin, Eric, Holly, Jennifer, Emma, Justin and Amanda, Connor, Rachel Rae, Peaches, the Nightmare Realm crew, Matt, Morgan and Jessica, Paula, and Grace.

Here's looking forward to 2024 when we can hopefully do it all again!

The Slaptail Squad Recommends
https://www.nightmarerealmkalamazoo.com/
https://www.twitch.tv/skylarcreates
https://www.podpage.com/the-monsters-lair/
https://swissnavy.com/
https://linktr.ee/funnymanmike

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The quest to understand the Beaveman and Ronz's anger continues. On this final episode (maybe) they are joined by friend of the show Davison Sarai, professional wrestler and counselor. Is it possible that Davison can help them? Not bloody likely! Guess you will just have to listen to find out.

Friends of the show

https://www.instagram.com/davisonsaraiwrestling/

https://www.youtube.com/@davisonsarai7763/videos

https://www.podpage.com/the-monsters-lair/

https://linktr.ee/funnymanmike

https://swissnavy.com/

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In celebration of the coming of Pride month, the Squad has a stretchy pants episode out on the Beaver Deck with a special guest from OutFront Kalamazoo. Thank you to Grace for joining us for the collective craziness. Jumanji shares personal stories about his attendance at his first pride festival. The Beaveman tries to get him to cry but is unsuccessful. 
The conversation takes a typical detour to talk about being an a-hole, salad tossing, the never ending debate about foreskin love, and the word, "acceptance." 
Thank you everyone for joining us. 
Please see the show links for information on this year's pride fest and of course our comedy show on June 1st, 2023 to kick off pride month. 

Kalamazoo Pride

https://www.outfrontkzoo.org/pride2023

https://www.facebook.com/OutFrontKzoo?mibextid=LQQJ4d

Slaptail Nation's first Comedy Show with Headliner Mike Cotayo

https://crawlspacecomedy.com/event/mike-cotayo/

Friends of the Show

https://www.podpage.com/the-monsters-lair/

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The squad unites this week to talk about the future of the podcast. Where are they going? What is their niche? Who knows really?
As always it is a fun conversation, aside from the fact that Ronz insists on doing the show sounding like he has a mouth full of gravel.
Don't worry kids. That mouth full of gravel won't keep him from saying cringy things.
We also learn that Beaveman has a thing for Jumanji's ex. Yikes!
We hope you join us for a little fun.
Thank to all of our supporters and friends that make this show possible!
Please see the show links for our upcoming comedy show, all things Mike Cotayo, and information about Pride Fest Kalamazoo.

Comedy Show with Mike Cotayo June 1, 2023
https://crawlspacecomedy.com/event/mike-cotayo/

Pride Fest Kalamazoo, MI
June 2-3, 2023 by OutFront Kalamazoo
https://www.outfrontkzoo.org/

Friends of the Show
https://linktr.ee/funnymanmike

https://www.podpage.com/the-monsters-lair/

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On this episode, the Squad delves into more anger topics. We are joined by the Dark Lord of Brown Town, JD Hutchins of the Monsters Lair. As it turns out, JD may be just as angry as the Beaveman. If you were hoping to learn some coping mechanisms for dealing with your anger, you are out of luck. The anger episodes continue. This one is going to be at least a 3 episode series. 
Thank you to all of our listeners and to JD  for joining us. 

Show Notes: 
Persons in Michigan and surrounding area, check out this link to our first ever comedy show produced by the Slaptail Nation

https://crawlspacecomedy.com/event/mike-cotayo/

Friends of the Show
All things Mike Cotayo
https://linktr.ee/funnymanmike

https://www.podpage.com/the-monsters-lair/

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On this episode, the squad unites to talk about anger. At least 50% of the squad is angry. Can you guess who? Here's a hint at least one of them, the Beaveman has enough anger for 100% of the squad. If anger was jet fuel, he would have enough to circumnavigate the earth 100 times. That's ok, Jumanji and Mike attempt to come to the rescue. It's a little bit serious mixed with some fun and humor. Thanks for sharing it with us. Get ready for at least one more angry podcast. 

the, "don't call me Michael," comedy show in Kalamazoo MI
https://crawlspacecomedy.com/event/mike-cotayo/

Mike Cotayo information
https://linktr.ee/funnymanmike

Friends of the Show

https://swissnavy.com/

https://www.podpage.com/the-monsters-lair/

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The Squad unites, just the dudes, for a sausage fest discussion about why the heck people filter their images on social media. What gives? How are we going to really know that its really you if your image on social media looks nothing like you? Like yourself at least a little folks! Ronz informs the fellas that he has a different wedding band for every woman in his life. He has seven wedding bands. Sounds suspicious.


The Slaptail Nation Presents:
The Don't Call me Michael comedy show
People of Kalamazoo Michigan and the surrounding area. Here is your call to action. Join us for a night of comedy to kick of Pride Month, June 1, 2023
Please see this link for tickets

https://crawlspacecomedy.com/event/mike-cotayo/

https://linktr.ee/funnymanmike

Friends of the show

https://www.podpage.com/the-monsters-lair/

Want to be a subscriber? Get mentions and thanks during the podcast. Get exclusive short clip videos and audio content from the Slaptail Squad. 
https://www.buzzsprout.com/1905262/support

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On this episode, this Beaveman shares audio clips of two of his favorite songs for Jumanji to interpret. Beck's, "Loser," and Pearl Jam's, "Yellow Ledbetter." The other members are equally perplexed and join in to try and decipher the lyrics of these masterpieces. Not only do they attempt to understand the lyrics, they attempt to sing along with the masterpiece that is Pearl Jam's, "Yellow Ledbetter." 
Sadly, the Beaveman passionately belted out such a beautiful rendition that his sound dropped out and it sounds like poop. Just know, in your heart of hearts, that Beaveman sounded amazing. Thank you to all of your listeners and subscribers of the great Slaptail Nation. 
We will posting links to Pride Fest Kalamazoo where we will have a booth for 2023 as well as our stand up comedy show the first day of Pride month on upcoming podcasts. 

Squad Member and Comedian Mike Cotayo information
https://linktr.ee/funnymanmike

Friends of the Show
https://www.podpage.com/the-monsters-lair/

Want to support the Slaptail Squad with a subscription? Here's how.

https://www.buzzsprout.com/1905262/monetization/supporter_settings#:~:text=https%3A//www.buzzsprout.com/1905262/support

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Smells trigger memories. Science people, science! If you have ever wondered how smells trigger memories and you wanted to consult with some highly intelligent, informed, academics, we recommend another podcast. If however, you just want to have some fun talking about smells, we are the people to listen to. Take a deep breath in through the nose, out through the mouth.
 As usual, we are pretty dysfunctional and talk about some uncomfortable smells, which leads to other topics of conversation that are equally uncomfortable. Thank you to our special guest who joined the squad for this podcast, pro wrestler Davison Sarai.
Thank you to all of our friends that listen who are a part of the great Slaptail Nation.
Get ready listeners in the Kalamazoo, MI area. Squad member and professional stand up comedian, funny man, "don't call me Michael," Mike Cotayo will be performing in June. We will start doing a lot of promotion for this show as soon as the date and time are confirmed.

Slaptail Squad Call to action if you want to be a subscriber to support the show
https://www.buzzsprout.com/1905262/support

Mike Cotayo information, shows, etc. 

https://www.funnymanmike.com/shows

https://linktr.ee/funnymanmike

Friends of the Show

Davison Sarai Info
Facebook: Davison Sarai Artemis
Instagram: @davisonsaraiwrestling
Twitter: DavisonSarai@twitter
TikTok: The_davison_sarai
youtube: Davison Sarai

https://www.twitch.tv/skylarcreates

https://www.podpage.com/the-monsters-lair/

https://swissnavy.com/

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On this episode of the Slaptail Squad we learn a valuable lesson. Jumanji is not much of a story teller. Aside from that, the squad has a fun talk just like every week. Friends getting together to have a fun chat. The Beaveman and Jumanji went to a strip bar and hung out. Hear the story from Jumanji's perspective. Thank you for joining us as friends each week so we can share our ridiculous lives with you. 

Comedian Mike Cotayo's upcoming show information

https://www.funnymanmike.com/shows
https://linktr.ee/funnymanmike

Friends of the Show
https://www.twitch.tv/skylarcreates
https://www.podpage.com/the-monsters-lair/
https://swissnavy.com/

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This week on the Slaptail Squad, Beaveman, Swan, and Mike hang out and review the sound bytes stored on the mixing equipment to see what type of  jokes or improv they inspire. It may seem ridiculous, and it is, but it was also a good time.  The new running joke is to call Mike, Michael. Typically when we want to sound like the responsible adult. He doesn't seem to like it much. Yes, this is literally what they did for an entire episode. 

Comedian Mike Cotayo information
https://linktr.ee/funnymanmike

Friends of the Show
https://www.twitch.tv/skylarcreates

https://www.twitch.tv/strange_loope

https://www.podpage.com/the-monsters-lair/

https://swissnavy.com/

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Why aren't you famous? Basically there are a million networks with a billion shows and only 330 is million people in the US. So whether we like it or not, we are all eventually going to be on some form of TV. The squad unites for a fun talk. Join us for the collective idiocy. 

Comedian Mike Cotayo's Information

https://linktr.ee/funnymanmike

Friends of the Show

https://www.twitch.tv/skylarcreates

https://www.twitch.tv/strange_loope

https://www.podpage.com/the-monsters-lair/

Swiss Navy
https://swissnavy.com/

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The mighty three assemble to analyze the Beaveman's dreams. That's analyze, get your mind out of the gutter. What are dreams? What is waking? What does it all mean? Well, you won't get real answers to any of those questions if you listen to this podcast, but you will have a laugh. Get ready for some classic cringy moments with Ronz. This episode does not disappoint.

Comedian Mike Cotayo Information

https://linktr.ee/funnymanmike

Friends of the Show

https://www.twitch.tv/skylarcreates
https://www.podpage.com/the-monsters-lair/
https://swissnavy.com/

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The Beaveman turns 50 this week and predicts his next 100 years of life. Cyborg parts (man parts specifically), contributions to mankind, and ridiculous predictions. Join us for completely pointless conversations, jokes and general BS. Thank you for supporting the show. 

Upcoming shows and all things Mike Cotayo, the newest member of the Slaptail Squad

https://linktr.ee/funnymanmike

Slaptail Squad Picks

https://www.twitch.tv/skylarcreates

https://www.podpage.com/the-monsters-lair/

https://www.twitch.tv/strange_loope

https://swissnavy.com/

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This week the squad is at full force to hang out and have a fun conversation about being a performance whore. Oh, you don't know what a performance whore is? Guess you have to join us for a ridiculous and fun conversation. It's all for fun. Thank you for joining us for a laugh or two.
If you are going to be in the Durham, NC area on 3/10/2023 and you want to see Mike Cotayo in person, you can catch him at, "The Complex." See the link in the show notes for ticket information.

Mike Cotayo Info. and Show Info.
 https://www.eventbrite.com/e/unfiltered-funny-tickets-551570912447

https://linktr.ee/funnymanmike

Friends of the Show

https://www.twitch.tv/skylarcreates

https://www.podpage.com/the-monsters-lair/

https://www.twitch.tv/strange_loope

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The Slaptail Squad is back after being knocked down by COVID for a couple of weeks. This week Swan and the Beaveman have a conversation with comedian Mike Cotayo about the institute of marriage. The Beaveman looks at it like a corporation that may split, diversify, and possibly bring on additional staff. Hang out for a fun, offensive conversation. Thank you all for listening and joining us. 

Slaptail Squad Recommendations
Mike Cotayo's information
https://linktr.ee/funnymanmike

https://www.twitch.tv/skylarcreates

https://www.twitch.tv/strange_loope

https://www.podpage.com/the-monsters-lair/

https://swissnavy.com/

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Not part two but a totally new conversation with our new friend of the show Mike Cotayo. This week the Beaveman and Swan have a casual conversation about penises with Mike as well as other strange topics, but mostly penises. 
Check out our show links for information on how to see all things Mike Cotayo and for his upcoming show dates. He will be at the Loony Bin in Little Rock AR from February 8-11, 2023

https://www.funnymanmike.com/shows

https://lr.loonybincomedy.com/ComedyClub/46a4734a-d472-4d42-9712-3574fd06ed97/Little_Rock

More Friends of the Show

https://www.twitch.tv/skylarcreates

https://www.podpage.com/the-monsters-lair/

https://www.twitch.tv/strange_loope

https://swissnavy.com/

Korean Hot dog video
https://youtu.be/4nZGIRnzIFM

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Have you ever been sitting there, enjoying a show, when you see something off? Well, that's what happens from time to time. It happened to the Beaveman. He was watching a show and noticed a physical exam finding on an actor and was immediately concerned. But what can you do when that happens? Can you even contact the actor? You can attempt it, for the right amount of money apparently.
Also this week, you can look forward to a healthy dose of anger and frustration from the Beaveman. Thanks for listening!

Slaptail Squad Recommendations

https://www.twitch.tv/skylarcreates

https://www.podpage.com/the-monsters-lair/

https://www.twitch.tv/strange_loope

https://swissnavy.com/

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On this episode of the Slaptail Squad, the Swan and the Beaveman tell the story of Swan's experience as a patient. Is this the death of the profession of nursing? Is medicine any better than it was 15 years ago? You have to listen to find out. 

If you like this podcast you may enjoy listening or watching our friends of the show

https://www.twitch.tv/skylarcreates

https://m.twitch.tv/strange_loope/home

https://www.podpage.com/the-monsters-lair/

and of course, never be dry again with Swiss Navy

https://swissnavy.com/

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This week the Slaptail Squad unites to discuss a bizarre interaction the Beaveman experienced when he was on his son's Twitch Stream. Some knob called in and professed his lamentation over the loss of his foreskin for 30 minutes. You guessed it, the Beaveman can't let it go so this entire podcast is about how ridiculous the Beaveman believes this cause is. Should I protest to protect a woman's right to abortion? Nah, let me protest about the loss of my foreskin because I'm a middle-aged white dude obsessed with my penis. You get the point. Join us for this ridiculous conversation about a ridiculous topic.
If you like this podcast you may enjoy the content of some of our friends of the show.
Podcast
https://www.podpage.com/the-monsters-lair/

Twitch Streamers
https://www.twitch.tv/skylarcreates

https://www.twitch.tv/strange_loope

Products
https://swissnavy.com/

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Happy Holidays from the members of the Slaptail Squad to you! On this episode, the Beaveman expresses his opinion about persons that approach the world with a closed mind. It sounds deep, but it isn't because the squad follows that up with a ridiculous spelling bee, prideside chat, the Beaveman's lament that he never became a famous porn director/producer, and everyone's crush on The Rock. 
We hope you listen to this episode at the family meal. That should spark some interesting conversations. 
Here is some of our picks this week of things to watch. 
Black Adam
Q-Force
What If...? (Marvel) 
If you like this podcast you may enjoy listening or viewing some of our friends. 

https://www.podpage.com/the-monsters-lair/

https://www.twitch.tv/skylarcreates

https://www.twitch.tv/strange_loope

and of course this product

https://swissnavy.com/

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On this episode of the Slaptail Squad, the squad welcomes friend of the show JD from the Monsters Lair Podcast. It's Christmas time. Is there a better time of the year than now to ask a Satanist about his religion? Probably, but we did it anyway. 
Thanks for joining us for a fun conversation. You will never learn anything from this group of idiots. That's what makes it fun. 
If you like this podcast. Please check out these other content creators. 

https://www.podpage.com/the-monsters-lair/

https://www.twitch.tv/skylarcreates

https://www.twitch.tv/strange_loope

And of course for all your holiday needs

https://swissnavy.com/

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After a week off, through no fault of the Beaveman (he accidentally erased an entire episode), the Squad returns. This week the Beaveman shares some of the questions he has received from listeners on a certain app he occasionally does talks on. Clearly they are just sending random questions to random hosts because if they actually listened to the Beaveman's talks, they would know he was going to make fun of them. Have you heard this podcast? Also, chuge, you have to listen to hear the definition of that one. Thanks to all of our listeners for their support. If you like the Slaptail Squad, you may like to listen, view, and or sample some products from the friends of the show. Please see the show links.
 
Friends of the show
https://swissnavy.com/

https://www.twitch.tv/skylarcreates

https://www.twitch.tv/strange_loope

https://www.podpage.com/the-monsters-lair/

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The squad unites prior to Thanksgiving for a typical conversation. It is full of laughter, amazing comedy, sick burns, and deep insights. Unfortunately, the Beaveman did not hit record, so you missed all that and you get this. It is still pretty solid. Sorry, not sorry, you missed it. Happy time of thanks to all of you. We are so thankful for our listeners. 
If you like this podcast, please check out some of our friends of the show on podcast and streaming platforms. 

https://www.twitch.tv/skylarcreates

https://www.twitch.tv/strange_loope

https://www.podpage.com/the-monsters-lair/

and of course our product recommendation

https://swissnavy.com/

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This week on the Slaptail Squad, the Beaveman shares his reflection on a typical, frustrating conversation with one-half of his parental unit.  Is he alone, or is it common for children to get annoyed by their parents, regardless of their age? 
The conversation continues with observations of comedy during the pandemic and a complete ignorance about fish and fish related anatomy. We never claimed to be intelligent remember? 
Thank you all for joining us. We hope you enjoy our podcast as much as we enjoy bringing it to you. 

Please check our friends of the show!

https://www.twitch.tv/skylarcreates
https://www.twitch.tv/strange_loope
https://www.podpage.com/the-monsters-lair/
https://swissnavy.com/

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The squad unites this week to talk mostly about the crap that annoys the Beaveman. Any guesses? When he isn't complaining, he issues a happy birthday to the Marine Corps and a heartfelt shout-out to all the veterans. Mostly he complains. Toenails, gross!
Thank you all for joining us. We really appreciate the opportunity to virtually spend time with you. 
Please see the show notes for Slaptail Squad recommendations. 

https://swissnavy.com/

https://www.twitch.tv/skylarcreates

https://www.podpage.com/the-monsters-lair/

https://www.twitch.tv/strange_loope

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Welcome to Season 4! After a break, the Slaptail Squad is back. On this episode the Squad catches up. What has everyone been doing? The Beaveman went hunting. Swan and the Beaveman, "adopted," a grown man. 
Tromondae refuses to commit a crime, and old-man Ronz couldn't remember what he did. Best of all, the Squad provides some very out-dated dating tips. We would not recommend trying them now. It's great to be back. Get ready for a ridiculous ride on season 4!
Thank you to all of our supporters and friends of the show. 

https://www.twitch.tv/skylarcreates

https://m.twitch.tv/strange_loope/home

https://www.podpage.com/the-monsters-lair/

https://swissnavy.com/

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Just like the title implies, this is the last episode of season 3. After this episode the Squad is going dark until the first week of November. 
Join us this week as the Squad unites for a conversation in complete idiocy. The Beaveman introduces a medical metric of interest to help determine relative risk. Ronz amazes the squad with his incredible impressions, and Tromondae presents a dialogue as the beloved, "Mother Bernice." 
During our absence we will be diligently brainstorming the next season. Please take this opportunity to listen to some of our previous podcasts. The Beaveman will provide links each week to some of the squads favorite episodes. 
Thank you all for partaking in season 3. Here is to many more seasons together as a Slaptail Nation!

https://theslaptailsquad.buzzsprout.com

https://theslaptailsquad.buzzsprout.com/share

https://swissnavy.com/

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Pretty sure the Beaveman is a drone. 
The squad unites just so the Beaveman can tell them that they are a group of boring individuals leading unfulfilled lives. Who among us is leading their best lives? If you are, then good for you. Clearly we are not. This is not a self-help podcast. We are just having some fun. This is the next-to-last podcast of the season. Thank you all for joining us. 

https://theslaptailsquad.buzzsprout.com

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The squad assembles to thank our loyal listeners for, well, listening. It is a time to get together and discuss the trajectory of the podcast according to the individual members. Don't worry, there are plenty of side conversations and amusing stories. Look forward to future sound bites as provided by Ronz. He likes to say things that can easily be utilized later out of context. Also, the Beaveman takes a moment to make fun of the CDC. Please see the show notes for a link to the CDC site regarding monkeypox safe sex recommendations. 
The Ronz provides a very vague movie recommendation. There is a link in the show notes (btw Beaveman watched the trailer and can't wait to see the movie). 
By the way, if you are wondering what the background noise is that you are hearing when Swan and the Beaveman talk, wonder no longer. It is the sound of the great outdoors at night and not interference. We apologize if it is distracting but it was a beautiful evening. 
Sincerely, thank you for listening. 

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I'm not sure what the big deal is really. People seem to be afraid of quitting or failing. Really, it can be quite enjoyable. Join the squad this week as the Beaveman tries to convince the fellow squad members that quitting can be fun. Thank you to all of our listeners for joining us weekly and taking part in just a bit of idiocy. 

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Don't blame the monkey for Monkey Pox. Just a bit of a public service message from the Slaptail Squad. So where did it come from? Was it that pesky 5G signal? Was it created in a lab and unleashed on the world? Is it a little something extra in that COVID-19 shot you got? 
Or, wait for it, is it just a virus that has been around a really long time that we just happen to be currently spreading? 
You are not going to learn anything from this podcast. It is just for fun. 
Of note, we are looking for additional cast members. If you are interested in interviewing, please contact us at slaptailsquad@gmail.com
As always, thanks for listening!

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