Our first ever retraction!

The Drink:

The Raspberry Cosmo:
2 oz Vodka
1 oz Chambord
3/4 oz Lime Juice

The Stories:

Boy Kibble:
https://www.theguardian.com/wellness/2026/mar/25/boy-kibble-viral-meal-trend

That's a whole lotta seats for yourself:
https://soranews24.com/2020/03/15/osaka-man-reserved-and-cancelled-1873-seats-at-two-baseball-games-to-get-more-space-for-self/

The Father and Son Duo:
https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/montreal/sperm-donor-quebec-9.7136693

Corn Hole Murder Guy:
https://www.npr.org/2026/03/24/nx-s1-5759259/cornhole-amputee-dayton-webber-murder-arrest

Sub vs. Hoagie BS:
https://www.inquirer.com/news/nation-world/bk-borison-and-now-back-to-you-hoagie-sub-wawa-book-drama-20260324.html

Fighting AI with AI:
https://apnews.com/article/college-oral-exam-ai-chatgpt-77954a19f5304bfc6e76dc92d4bef3ad

This Week in Duh:
Drug Dealers: Stay in Your Lane:
https://www.kiro7.com/news/local/stolen-bike-leads-arrest-two-wanted-felons-kirkland/C7IRKJ5ZAVHFFOBHS5Y64AEXPY/

Contact Info:

Hate-mail, questions or topic ideas for the show, hit us up on twitter at @LiquoredUpLD or email us at liquoreduplowdown@gmail.com. Bryan can be reached on Bluesky at @realbryansullins.bsky.social.  Tom can be reached on twitter @Intelligiant2.

Find more of Bryan at:

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Retraction: Bryan said that the bear in The DeCaprio movie "The Revenant" was played by Andy Serkis. It was not. The bear in "The Revenent" was played by Rugby player Glenn Ennis. Sorry Glenn!

The Drink:
The Boston Sour

The Stories:

Bryan's personal story: "The Tile Guy"

Bank Robber "Success"
https://www.seattletimes.com/nation-world/he-tried-to-rob-6-banks-police-say-his-total-takings-605/

The Stabbing Criminal:
https://www.boston.com/news/crime/2026/03/18/police-arrest-15-year-old-in-east-boston-stabbing-after-he-allegedly-returns-to-the-crime-scene-for-his-cellphone/

A Comedian Dies in the Woods:
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/stand-up-comedian-diagnosed-with-terminal-cancer-travels-thousands-of-miles-to-try-to-kill-his-ex-wife-then-dies-a-day-later-in-the-woods-cops/ar-AA1YRf41?ocid=hpmsn&cvid=69b97635b1234b68bf30c54a82ef2bfc&cvpid=69b9856ff2294ceea2f1c0e4f2d2c9b9&ei=107

Taco Tuesday Tabasco:
https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/food/2026/03/12/spicy-salsa-lawsuit-los-tacos-no-1-new-york/89117060007/

The Bathroom and the Convict:
https://www.sebastiandaily.com/crime/indian-river-county-inmate-faces-escape-charge-after-leaving-jail-barbecue-for-sex-in-portable-toilet-90403/

This Week in Duh:
https://www.reddit.com/r/NewsOfTheStupid/comments/1rwczdv/deaf_woman_removed_from_frontier_flight_for_not/

Contact Info:

Hate-mail, questions or topic ideas for the show, hit us up on twitter at @LiquoredUpLD or email us at liquoreduplowdown@gmail.com. Bryan can be reached on Bluesky at @realbryansullins.bsky.social.  Tom can be reached on twitter @Intelligiant2.

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A few LULD firsts in this one - we didn't like the drink. First time that has happened!

The Drink:
The Income Tax Cocktail (it was not good):

• 1 1/2 ounces gin
• 3/4 ounce dry vermouth
• 3/4 ounce sweet vermouth
• 3/4 ounce freshly squeezed orange juice from 1 whole orange
• 2 dashes Angostura bitters
• Garnish: orange wheel (optional)

The Stories:

Camel pageant thrown into chaos after 20 competitors disqualified for using hump-plumping injectables | The Independent

B.C. rectum drug smuggler acquitted of bringing drugs back to Canada | National Post

Flamingo Vegas: Ontario tourist charged after taking bird to room

Police officer sacked and banned from profession for using WFH trick | Money News | Sky News

California school hired a coach, but police say he moonlighted as a pimp - ESPN

Uber Employees Use AI Clone of CEO to Prep for CEO Meetings - Business Insider

This Week in Duh:
Woman without right hand cited for holding phone while driving, video goes viral

Contact Info:

Hate-mail, questions or topic ideas for the show, hit us up on twitter at @LiquoredUpLD or email us at liquoreduplowdown@gmail.com. Bryan can be reached on Bluesky at @realbryansullins.bsky.social.  Tom can be reached on twitter @Intelligiant2.

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https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_oaVG9YC-lZ9Lao50t-hzw

The Drink: 
The Mini Egg Chocolate Martini:

In a blender:

• 4oz Irish cream
• 3oz hazelnut liqueur
• 2oz creme de cacao white liqueur
• 15 Mini eggs
• 2oz almond milk  
• 2oz vodka

The Stories:

Middle Finger Brothers:
https://nypost.com/2026/02/13/us-news/colorado-family-ordered-to-remove-brothers-shared-headstone-for-this-reason-its-mind-boggling/

The Dine and Dashers:
https://7news.com.au/news/restaurants-warned-after-diner-allegedly-plants-hair-to-dodge-600-bill-at-popular-sydney-restaurant-c-21629364

Dogs Get Excited About Literally Everything:
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/amazing-camera-takes-photo-whenever-36704367

Cold-hearted Tax Return:
https://www.usmagazine.com/crime-news/news/wisc-man-committed-murder-finished-his-taxes-then-turned-himself-in/

Crime! Crime!:
https://www.charlotteobserver.com/news/state/north-carolina/article314555855.html

Go Nagini!:
https://newswebjournal.com/2026/02/14/young-woman-in-india-fakes-snake-transformation-to-escape-arranged-marriage/

This Week in Duh:
Smoke Alarms that Don't Alarm:
https://www.foxbusiness.com/lifestyle/thousands-smoke-detectors-recalled-over-potential-fire-hazard

Contact Info:

Hate-mail, questions or topic ideas for the show, hit us up on twitter at @LiquoredUpLD or email us at liquoreduplowdown@gmail.com. Bryan can be reached on Bluesky at @realbryansullins.bsky.social.  Tom can be reached on twitter @Intelligiant2.

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Happy Valentine's Day! A record for number of AI stories here!

The Drink: The Pink Lady 

• 1 1/2 ounces London Dry gin
• 1/2 ounce applejack
• 3/4 ounce lemon juice, freshly squeezed
• 1/4 ounce grenadine
• 1 egg white
• Garnish: brandied cherry

The Stories:

The Elephants are . . . Wait . . . Oh Man!
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/czx1xl98qkpo

I wonder if AI Reddit is as Bad as Human Reddit:
https://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2026/01/ai-agents-now-have-their-own-reddit-style-social-network-and-its-getting-weird-fast/

Penisgate:
https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/feb/06/penisgate-winter-olympics-ski-jumpers-acid-penis-health-risks-explainer

The US, Aliens, and the Bank of England:
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/aliens-financial-crisis-bank-england-helen-mccaw-b2902690.html

Feng Shui Demons and Mirrors:
https://www.scmp.com/news/people-culture/trending-china/article/3341528/china-woman-adjusts-community-traffic-mirror-better-feng-shui-causing-series-accidents

Creepy Noise Revenge:
https://www.ctvnews.ca/vancouver/article/whats-a-thumper-bc-rcmp-describe-devices-in-an-unneighbourly-noise-case/

This Week in Duh:

New Jersey Man Isn't Exactly the Zodiac Killer:
https://www.nj.com/bergen/2026/02/nj-man-led-officers-on-chase-then-called-police-to-brag-about-escape-cops-say.html

Contact Info:

Hate-mail, questions or topic ideas for the show, hit us up on twitter at @LiquoredUpLD or email us at liquoreduplowdown@gmail.com. Bryan can be reached on Bluesky at @realbryansullins.bsky.social.  Tom can be reached on twitter @Intelligiant2.

Find more of Bryan at:

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https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_oaVG9YC-lZ9Lao50t-hzw

Our 50th episode! More AI fun and no less than two Florida Man/Woman stories!

The Drink:

The Good Cork

• 1 ounce single pot still Irish whiskey
• 1 ounce mezcal
• 1/2 ounce Benedictine
• 2 dashes Peychaud’s bitters
• Garnish: apple slice

The Stories:

Swearing makes you stronger:
https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2025/12/251222080123.htm

AI Worst in Show:
https://www.the-independent.com/tech/ces-gadget-show-samsung-amazon-b2897320.html

Corvette Donuts and the Date Who Wanted It:
https://www.roadandtrack.com/news/a70010512/florida-chevrolet-corvette-donuts-church-parking-lot-first-date/

Rubik's Cube Into Space:
https://www.dexerto.com/entertainment/tetris-creator-wants-rubiks-cubes-launched-into-space-as-a-symbol-of-civilization-3303045/

Take My Wife, Please!
https://www.irishstar.com/news/world-news/tenerife-man-dead-wife-airport-36544182

Targeted Pooping is a Thing in Florida:
https://weartv.com/news/local/police-woman-defecates-toward-officers-during-arrest-at-fort-walton-beach-massage-parlor

This Week in Duh:
Lyft knows where its cars are:
https://www.local10.com/news/local/2026/01/13/woman-accused-of-ordering-lyft-ride-in-south-miami-then-stealing-drivers-car/

Contact Info:

Hate-mail, questions or topic ideas for the show, hit us up on twitter at @LiquoredUpLD or email us at liquoreduplowdown@gmail.com. Bryan can be reached on Bluesky at @realbryansullins.bsky.social.  Tom can be reached on twitter @Intelligiant2.

Find more of Bryan at:

https://thinkingoutcloud.org/

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https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_oaVG9YC-lZ9Lao50t-hzw

This episode is a gas!

The Drink:
The Dramshambo Gin Negroni:

• 1 oz Drumshanbo Gunpowder Irish Gin
• 0.25 oz Gracias a Dios Mezcal Espadín
• 1 oz Aperol
• 1 oz Lillet Blanc
• Garnish: orange peel
• Oak wood chips for smoking

Cop "AI's" Into a Frog:
https://futurism.com/artificial-intelligence/ai-police-report-frog

National Pass Gas Day:
https://nationaltoday.com/national-pass-gas-day/

The Drunken Mermaid:
https://www.usmagazine.com/crime-news/news/nude-louisiana-woman-attacked-cop-who-told-her-to-leave-a-private-pond-trying-to-be-a-mermaid/

The Official Anal Insertion List:
https://www.vice.com/en/article/the-25-worst-items-pulled-from-peoples-butts-in-2025-according-to-the-us-government/

The Beloved Walrus Penis:
https://www.nj.com/food/2026/01/beloved-walrus-penis-stolen-from-nj-cheesesteak-icon-owner-is-blubbering-mad.html

The Matrix Lesson about Cloud Cover:
https://www.independent.co.uk/climate-change/dim-sun-climate-change-b2894873.html

This Week in Duh:

The American Hero (but not the one you think):
https://www.detroitnews.com/story/news/nation/2025/12/31/runaway-indiana-jones-boulder-smashes-into-disney-world-staffer/87978376007/

Contact Info:

Hate-mail, questions or topic ideas for the show, hit us up on twitter at @LiquoredUpLD or email us at liquoreduplowdown@gmail.com. Bryan can be reached on Bluesky at @realbryansullins.bsky.social.  Tom can be reached on twitter @Intelligiant2.

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https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_oaVG9YC-lZ9Lao50t-hzw

Belligerent tidings!

The Drink:
Egg Nog and Rum (or whatever you like), equal parts.

The 12 Year Old Assassin:
https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/child-assassin-aged-12-detained-36420862

Liquid Nitrogen Cocktail in Moscow:
https://www.dexerto.com/food/man-ruptures-stomach-drinking-celebrity-chefs-liquid-nitrogen-cocktail-3298714/

Teleportation:
https://www.clickorlando.com/traffic/2025/12/09/driver-claims-he-teleported-into-stolen-bmw-before-volusia-crash-deputies-say/

Too Much Donut Smell:
https://www.scrippsnews.com/life/food-and-drink/living-here-means-breathing-in-doughnuts-all-day-and-some-have-had-enough

Have All This Free Stuff I Will Order for You:
https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/other/we-let-ai-run-our-office-vending-machine-it-lost-hundreds-of-dollars/ar-AA1SAlNa?ocid=msedgntphdr&cvid=452710651a8a40c4cc13a5f3acf96df9&ei=32

The Salvation Army Santa is a Bad Santa:
https://www.wfla.com/news/salvation-army-bell-ringer-tries-to-impale-florida-publix-manager-with-donation-tripod-deputies-say/

This Week in Duh:
https://www.ign.com/articles/i-want-my-money-back-some-marvel-fans-leave-midnight-avatar-fire-and-ash-screenings-disappointed-theres-no-avengers-doomsday-trailer-though-others-say-theyve-seen-it

Contact Info:

Hate-mail, questions or topic ideas for the show, hit us up on twitter at @LiquoredUpLD or email us at liquoreduplowdown@gmail.com. Bryan can be reached on Bluesky at @realbryansullins.bsky.social.  Tom can be reached on twitter @Intelligiant2.

Find more of Bryan at:

https://thinkingoutcloud.org/

Find Tom as Donnie Kruger at:

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_oaVG9YC-lZ9Lao50t-hzw

The Drink:
Stout Beer!

The Stories:

This Guy Proclaims He's Smart:
 https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/im-worlds-smartest-man-know-36320880

Hello! I'm My Mother, See!
 https://www.telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2025/11/24/son-dresses-as-dead-mother-mrs-doubtfire-pension-scam/

An Update on the Urso-Japanese War:
 https://www.independent.co.uk/asia/japan/japan-bear-attack-toilet-insurance-b2874766.html

You Had One Job!
 https://www.nytimes.com/2025/11/21/world/cryptography-group-lost-election-results.html?unlocked_article_code=1.208._aCi.O706MR3i3l3K

That's a Whole Lot of Snails!
 https://www.thetimes.com/world/europe/article/thieves-90000-euros-fine-french-snails-h97xmdqb2

Taylor the Wolf D.N.G.A.F:
 https://www.kob.com/new-mexico/taylor-the-wolf-keeps-returning-to-mount-taylor-despite-relocations/

This Week in Duh:
Hotel that wants to be good for the environment is bad for the environment:
 https://www.nbcnews.com/world/africa/ritz-carlton-safari-lodge-threatens-critical-wildlife-corridor-rcna245406

Contact Info:

Hate-mail, questions or topic ideas for the show, hit us up on twitter at @LiquoredUpLD or email us at liquoreduplowdown@gmail.com. Bryan can be reached on Bluesky at @realbryansullins.bsky.social.  Tom can be reached on twitter @Intelligiant2.

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We're not getting any sponsorships from sharks in this episode!

The Drink: https://www.liquor.com/recipes/the-paper-plane/

• 3/4 ounce bourbon
• 3/4 ounce Aperol
• 3/4 ounce Amaro Nonino Quintessentia
• 3/4 ounce lemon juice, freshly squeezed

The Stories:

10 Year Old Drives Himself Home
 https://local12.com/news/nation-world/wa-wright-elementary-10-year-old-drives-himself-home-from-elementary-school-mom-makes-stolen-car-report-cincinnati-parenting-drivers-seat-incidents-mt-juliet-police-department-youth-montrose-drive-confusion-reckless-driving-disagreement

Man Steals Bus and then Drives the Route:
 https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/hamilton/bus-theft-9.6975733

This Freaking Guy:
 https://www.wafb.com/2025/11/15/man-accused-vandalizing-veterans-day-display-left-his-drivers-license-scene-investigators-say/

ChatGPT Dreams and Aspirations:
 https://www.cp24.com/news/canada/2025/11/17/ontario-man-alleges-chatgpt-caused-delusions-sues-parent-company-openai/

The Manchurian Preschooler:
 https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/mum-finds-out-what-really-36218778

Shark Bit Me, Doo Doo Doo Doo:
 https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cj0ep00g3ydo

This Week in Duh:
Ultra Processed Food Will Kill You:
https://www.theguardian.com/society/2025/nov/18/ultra-processed-food-linked-to-harm-in-every-major-human-organ-study-finds

Contact Info:

Hate-mail, questions or topic ideas for the show, hit us up on twitter at @LiquoredUpLD or email us at liquoreduplowdown@gmail.com. Bryan can be reached on Bluesky at @realbryansullins.bsky.social.  Tom can be reached on twitter @Intelligiant2.

Find more of Bryan at:

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https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_oaVG9YC-lZ9Lao50t-hzw

This one went long, but we cut it back to include the best stuff - we hope you enjoy!

The Drink:

The drink: The French Martini

• 2 ounces vodka
• 1/4 ounce Chambord black raspberry liqueur
• 1 3/4 ounces pineapple juice

The Stories:

The Bear-Japanese War:
https://www.denvergazette.com/outtherecolorado/2025/11/06/japan-sends-military-to-assist-with-surge-in-bear-attacks-after-12th-fatality/

The Fedora Man Story:
https://www.9news.com.au/world/louvre-robbery-fedora-man-identified/5be6d26a-fd61-456f-a05e-f82a10f9911d

The Crystal (Clean) Skull:
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c2317drzm04o

I SEE BOOBS PEOPLE:
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/i-eye-surgery-could-see-36200137

The Whipped Cream Caper:
https://globalnews.ca/news/11502594/guelph-gay-lea-whipped-cream/

Haunted Dolls (Again):
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/im-tormented-haunted-doll-swears-36152475

This Week in Duh:
https://www.tmz.com/2025/11/08/kim-kardashian-fails-bar-exam/

Contact Info:

Hate-mail, questions or topic ideas for the show, hit us up on twitter at @LiquoredUpLD or email us at liquoreduplowdown@gmail.com. Bryan can be reached on Bluesky at @realbryansullins.bsky.social.  Tom can be reached on twitter @Intelligiant2.

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Tom is old!

The Drink - The Dixie Dew:
1 2⁄3 oz | Bourbon whiskey
1⁄3 oz | Giffard Menthe Pastille white crème de menthe
1⁄3 oz | Cointreau triple sec liqueur
1⁄2 oz | Chilled water (omit if using wet ice)

The Stories:

Man Stages Funeral:
https://obdaily.com/weird/indian-man-stages-his-own-funeral-just-to-see-who-cares/

You Can Breathe Through Your Butt:
https://scienceblog.cincinnatichildrens.org/ig-nobel-prize-awarded-to-takanori-takebe-for-butt-breathing-study/

Wow That is a lot of Porn:
https://www.pcgamer.com/software/ai/employee-uploads-187-000-explicit-images-to-us-department-of-energy-network-intending-to-create-robot-porn-gets-caught-and-loses-his-security-clearance-complains-hes-facing-the-spanish-inquisition/

Smart Beds are (not) Smart:
https://obdaily.com/news/science-tech/aws-outage-leaves-2000-smart-beds-overheating-and-stuck-upright/

Stop Doing Pranks, Kids:
https://futurism.com/artificial-intelligence/police-warning-kids-ai-prank

The Lego Theft Ring:
https://www.nytimes.com/2025/10/18/us/lego-theft-california-arrest.html

This Week in Duh:
Conspiracies and the Internet:
https://www.technologyreview.com/2025/10/30/1126457/its-never-been-easier-to-be-a-conspiracy-theorist/

Contact Info:

Hate-mail, questions or topic ideas for the show, hit us up on twitter at @LiquoredUpLD or email us at liquoreduplowdown@gmail.com. Bryan can be reached on Bluesky at @realbryansullins.bsky.social.  Tom can be reached on twitter @Intelligiant2.

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This one went a bit long because we had two Q and A bits that we couldn't cut and they won't disappoint!

The Drink:
The Oaxaca Old Fashioned: https://www.liquor.com/recipes/oaxacan-old-fashioned/

The Stories:

This Happened Because You Wouldn't Buy My Art:
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cq8ed2g95zlo

Lesson: Don't Confess a Crime to ChatGPT, But You Probably Knew That Already:
https://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/chatgpt-confession-196015

You Sin if You Masturbate:
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/madison-prewett-masturbation_n_685e9ff2e4b073fdc1d58cc0

QAnon Shaman Sues Everyone:
https://www.phoenixnewtimes.com/news/phoenix-qanon-shaman-files-40-trillion-lawsuit-against-trump-22763479/

Squirrel Attacks!
https://apnews.com/article/aggressive-squirrel-hurt-people-43efad83aa78de39affc1b3cd3c93afe

Sex Trivia Nights in Seattle:
https://www.seattletimes.com/life/culture/seattles-sex-trivia-draws-crowds-%E4%B8%80-and-educates-them/

This Week in Duh:

Where to Go if You Are a Gold Digger:
https://nypost.com/2025/10/04/lifestyle/top-10-gold-digger-states-revealed-in-a-new-study/

Contact Info:

Hate-mail, questions or topic ideas for the show, hit us up on twitter at @LiquoredUpLD or email us at liquoreduplowdown@gmail.com. Bryan can be reached on Bluesky at @realbryansullins.bsky.social.  Tom can be reached on twitter @Intelligiant2.

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https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_oaVG9YC-lZ9Lao50t-hzw

A very special Birthday episode for Bryan.

The Drink:
The Churchill

The Stories:

Now you are prepared:
https://www.theautopian.com/psa-in-case-of-rapture-keep-your-sunroofs-or-convertible-tops-open/

Edgar C. Whisenant:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edgar_C._Whisenant

Marry Lisa:
https://www.kron4.com/news/bay-area/marry-lisa-highway-101-billboard/

The Partridge Family:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Partridge_Family

The Reese's Lawsuit:
https://www.aol.com/articles/hershey-wins-suit-claiming-reeses-172651506.html

Famous Birthdays:
https://www.onthisday.com/birthdays/september/25

This Week in Duh:
https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/white-house-insists-stephen-miller-202420804.html

Contact Info:

Hate-mail, questions or topic ideas for the show, hit us up on twitter at @LiquoredUpLD or email us at liquoreduplowdown@gmail.com. Bryan can be reached on Bluesky at @realbryansullins.bsky.social.  Tom can be reached on twitter @Intelligiant2.

Find more of Bryan at:

https://thinkingoutcloud.org/

Find Tom as Donnie Kruger at:

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_oaVG9YC-lZ9Lao50t-hzw

Gen X is awesome!

The Drink - The Gin Fizz:
https://www.liquor.com/recipes/gin-fizz/

The Stories:

The Great Slug Chase:
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2025/sep/08/doorbell-prankster-that-tormented-residents-of-german-apartments-turns-out-to-be-a-slug

Drug Mule Musings:
https://www.kktv.com/2025/09/05/epso-man-admits-having-illegal-drugs-his-car-near-downtown-colorado-springs/

It's Beer Run Ken!
https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/barbie-jeep-arrest-prince-george-1.7626945

Moron Billionaire:
https://www.npr.org/2025/08/09/g-s1-81907/texas-big-game-hunter-killed-african-buffalo

Russian Orthodoxy Cures Alcoholism:
https://allthatsinteresting.com/russian-priests-holy-water-flyover

Scam from Outer Space:
https://www.techspot.com/news/109347-scammer-posing-stranded-astronaut-convinces-woman-send-6750.html

This Week in Duh:

Nobody Cares About TaylJustin:
https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/celebrity/article/poll-most-people-dont-care-at-all-about-taylor-swift-and-travis-kelces-engagement-201919058.html

Contact Info:

Hate-mail, questions or topic ideas for the show, hit us up on twitter at @LiquoredUpLD or email us at liquoreduplowdown@gmail.com. Bryan can be reached on Bluesky at @realbryansullins.bsky.social.  Tom can be reached on twitter @Intelligiant2.

Find more of Bryan at:

https://thinkingoutcloud.org/

Find Tom as Donnie Kruger at:

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_oaVG9YC-lZ9Lao50t-hzw

Bryan does a next-level accent in this one!

The Stories:

Not Justin Bieber:
https://www.usatoday.com/story/entertainment/celebrities/2025/08/19/justin-bieber-impersonator-las-vegas-club/85721536007/

Man Caught in Slide:
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/40yearold-man-rescued-getting-stuck-connecticut-playground-slide-rcna226463

Hooters just needs better butter:
https://nypost.com/2025/08/22/us-news/hooters-honcho-rolls-back-skimpy-shorts-says-there-wont-be-butt-cheeks-hanging-out/

The DA and the Drug Dealer:
https://www.sfgate.com/bayarea/article/california-district-attorney-resigns-meth-20874081.php

Taco Bell and AI:
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/ckgyk2p55g8o

Shrekking:
https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/articles/dating-term-shrekking-sounds-innocent-114004432.html

This Week in DUH:
https://www.kolotv.com/2025/08/21/man-headed-burning-man-arrested-drug-charges/

Contact Info:

Hate-mail, questions or topic ideas for the show, hit us up on twitter at @LiquoredUpLD or email us at liquoreduplowdown@gmail.com. Bryan can be reached on Bluesky at @realbryansullins.bsky.social.  Tom can be reached on twitter @Intelligiant2.

Find more of Bryan at:

https://thinkingoutcloud.org/

Find Tom as Donnie Kruger at:

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_oaVG9YC-lZ9Lao50t-hzw

There's a nice out-take in here you don't want to miss!

Stories:

Tomb of the Unknown Cigarette Lighter:
https://www.rfi.fr/en/france/20250806-man-arrested-after-lighting-cigarette-using-french-war-memorial-flame

Cybertruck Driver Does Not Deny He Has a Small Penis:
https://wtop.com/dc/2025/08/virginia-man-seeks-help-finding-the-woman-who-vandalized-his-tesla-cybertruck/

Cultural Relativism at It's Finest:
https://soranews24.com/2025/07/25/japanese-schoolteacher-losing-job-for-misconduct-after-being-caught-in-convenience-store-working/

"Look at This Photograph!"
https://vancouversun.com/news/bc-camper-yelling-woods-singing-nickelback

We're Getting Divorced Over This Real Woman I Found Online:
https://worldofbuzz.com/75yo-chinese-man-asks-wife-for-divorce-after-falling-in-love-with-ai-woman-he-saw-online/

Tom and Bryan are More Evolved:
https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2025/08/250801020109.htm

This Week in Duh:
https://www.hindustantimes.com/trending/jilted-boyfriend-throws-grenade-at-ex-girlfriend-s-house-in-thailand-dies-in-blast-101748488367171.html

Contact Info:

Hate-mail, questions or topic ideas for the show, hit us up on twitter at @LiquoredUpLD or email us at liquoreduplowdown@gmail.com. Bryan can be reached on Bluesky at @realbryansullins.bsky.social.  Tom can be reached on twitter @Intelligiant2.

Find more of Bryan at:

https://thinkingoutcloud.org/

Find Tom as Donnie Kruger at:

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_oaVG9YC-lZ9Lao50t-hzw

The Drink:

Beer from your local Brewery.

The Tea App in Two Parts:

Part 1: https://www.nbcnews.com/tech/tech-news/women-are-anonymously-spilling-tea-men-cities-viral-app-rcna220681
Part 2: https://www.nbcnews.com/tech/social-media/tea-app-hacked-13000-photos-leaked-4chan-call-action-rcna221139

I'm Suing . . . Coldplay:
https://www.ndtv.com/entertainment/ex-astronomer-ceo-andy-byron-to-sue-coldplay-for-emotional-distress-over-viral-kiss-cam-video-they-made-me-a-meme-8953153

The Serial Buttsniffer:
https://www.johnsoncitypress.com/news/johnson-city-man-arrested-for-unlawful-inhaling-public-intoxication/article_97839f42-a805-439a-a817-7239921101e2.html

Leonardo de Pinchy:
https://www.whec.com/ap-top-news/a-cat-named-leonardo-da-pinchy-doesnt-want-your-affection-he-wants-to-steal-your-underwear/

Belly Dancer is Arrested for Belly Dancing:
https://www.yahoo.com/news/italian-belly-dancer-arrested-egypt-143242454.html

The Flying Saucer Story:
https://www.express.co.uk/news/weird/2086787/scientists-reveal-shocking-theory-giant-space-mass-hurtling-towards-earth

This Week in Duh:
https://newrepublic.com/post/198251/donald-trump-basic-math-drug-prices

Contact Info:

Hate-mail, questions or topic ideas for the show, hit us up on twitter at @LiquoredUpLD or email us at liquoreduplowdown@gmail.com. Bryan can be reached on Bluesky at @realbryansullins.bsky.social.  Tom can be reached on twitter @Intelligiant2.

Find more of Bryan at:

https://thinkingoutcloud.org/

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https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_oaVG9YC-lZ9Lao50t-hzw

In this episode, Tom goes on an epic rant that made editing harder for Bryan, but the final product is, we hope, quite funny.

The B and B (Brandy or Bourbon and Benedictine):
https://www.thespruceeats.com/brandy-and-benedictine-recipe-759285

The Stories:

No more Red Pandas as Wake Up Calls:
https://www.nbcnews.com/world/china/china-red-panda-wake-call-service-hotel-viral-video-red-note-rcna215162

Time Travel to Cover Up Murder:
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/anna-repkina-murder-william-hargrove-love-triangle-time-travel/

Dumbass Moves To Russia Thinking We'll Have More Freedom:
https://nypost.com/2025/07/22/world-news/american-who-joined-russian-army-to-escape-woke-us-has-been-sent-to-the-frontlines-wife-says/

Let's Find Torbo the Cat:
https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/b-c-couple-missing-cat-shirt-1.7585002

Everyone's Favorite Next Door MILF (not really):
https://nypost.com/2025/07/14/lifestyle/mormon-onlyfans-star-planning-to-surgically-become-virgin-again/

Stop Bringing Your Pee:
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/07/02/scotland-Saltoun-Surgery-urine-samples/4131751472898/

This Week in Duh:
The FURRIES Act:
https://www.yahoo.com/news/the-furries-act-would-ban-texas-students-from-using-litter-boxes-in-school-critics-say-it-targets-a-problem-that-doesnt-exist-232330380.html

Contact Info:
Hate-mail, questions or topic ideas for the show, hit us up on twitter at @LiquoredUpLD or email us at liquoreduplowdown@gmail.com. Bryan can be reached on Bluesky at @realbryansullins.bsky.social.  Tom can be reached on twitter @Intelligiant2.

Find more of Bryan at:
https://thinkingoutcloud.org/

Find Tom as Donnie Kruger at:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_oaVG9YC-lZ9Lao50t-hzw

The Drink:
The Fitzgerald: https://www.foodandwine.com/fitzgerald-cocktail-recipe-8692781

The Stories:
TSA urges people to stop trying to use a Costco card as a sufficient REAL ID:
https://www.wsfa.com/2025/06/06/tsa-urges-people-stop-trying-use-costco-card-sufficient-real-id/#jws1au56yepvkb57za6d23t2eoolh67

We're married?
https://www.klfy.com/national/texas-woman-arrested-wedding-scam/

A man and his tank-bed
https://www.utubepublisher.in/2025/07/man-invents-motorized-bed-on-wheels-china.html

A Felon Self Reports His Own Felony and Commits Another Felony:
https://www.howellcountynews.com/local/felon-reports-own-attempt-buy-gun-arrested-dwi-day

The Hospital That is Also a Waterpark:
https://www.marimnhealth.org/about-us/

The Mechanical Turks:
https://www.dexerto.com/entertainment/ai-company-files-for-bankruptcy-after-being-exposed-as-700-human-engineers-3208136/

This Week in Duh:
RFK JunDurrrrrrrr:
https://www.npr.org/sections/shots-health-news/2025/06/14/nx-s1-5429732/ancient-miasma-theory-may-help-explain-health-secretary-robert-f-kennedy-jr-s-vaccine-moves

Contact Info:

Hate-mail, questions or topic ideas for the show, hit us up on twitter at @LiquoredUpLD or email us at liquoreduplowdown@gmail.com. Bryan can be reached on Bluesky at @realbryansullins.bsky.social.  Tom can be reached on twitter @Intelligiant2.

Find more of Bryan at:
https://thinkingoutcloud.org/

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https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_oaVG9YC-lZ9Lao50t-hzw

We list off some of the worst songs ever. Later, Bryan does one of his impressions!

The Drink: The Piña Colada

• 1/2 medium lime
• 1/2 cups frozen pineapple chunks (about 2 1/2 ounces)
• 3 ounces well-stirred coconut cream (not cream of coconut)
• 2 ounces white rum
• 2 ounces simple syrup

But it all in a blender and enjoy!

DJ Can Collector:
https://www.oddee.com/australian-man-buys-a-house-by-recycling-half-a-million-cans-and-bottles-75231/

Guns and Lambos:
https://www.clickondetroit.com/news/local/2025/06/05/1-arrested-after-shots-fired-from-rented-lamborghini-during-wedding-celebration-in-dearborn/

We Do Not Endorse Abuse:
https://960weli.iheart.com/content/2025-05-28-woman-slams-boys-head-into-plane-window-because-he-called-her-miss-piggy/

Here Kitty Kitty!
https://www.denver7.com/news/front-range/its-not-a-normal-cat-bobcat-found-inside-ken-caryl-home-unimpressed-by-use-of-high-tech-tricks

It's OK, John Wilkes Booth is Dead!
https://people.com/toddler-afraid-of-john-wilkes-booth-after-visiting-ford-theatre-exclusive-11723716

Amazon Humanoids are Here for Your JERBS!
https://www.reuters.com/business/retail-consumer/amazon-prepares-test-humanoid-robots-package-deliveries-information-reports-2025-06-05/

This Week in Duh:
No More Chemtrails (whew!):
https://www.reddit.com/r/NewsOfTheStupid/comments/1l236nd/louisiana_passes_bill_to_ban_chemtrails/

Contact Info:

Hate-mail, questions or topic ideas for the show, hit us up on twitter at @LiquoredUpLD or email us at liquoreduplowdown@gmail.com. Bryan can be reached on Bluesky at @realbryansullins.bsky.social.  Tom can be reached on twitter @Intelligiant2.

Find more of Bryan at:
https://thinkingoutcloud.org/

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https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_oaVG9YC-lZ9Lao50t-hzw

This episode is packed with song and dance and Jell-O shots. We have animal stories, and Bryan talks about his disdain for pickles.

The Drink: The Long Island Iced Tea

• ½ fluid ounce vodka
• ½ fluid ounce rum
• ½ fluid ounce gin
• ½ fluid ounce tequila
• ½ fluid ounce triple sec (orange-flavored liqueur)
• 1 fluid ounce sweet and sour mix
• 1 fluid ounce cola, or to taste
• 1 lemon slice

The Stories:

Woman divorced husband after ChatGPT predicts affair:
https://www.techspot.com/news/107925-woman-divorces-husband-after-chatgpt-reads-coffee-grounds.html

JELL-O Shots for Kids:
https://local12.com/news/nation-world/ems-called-to-school-after-student-hands-out-jello-shots-to-classmates-alcohol-content-danger-cincinnati-adult-beverages-education-system-alcoholic-abundance-caution-top-priority-counselors-assistance-processing-administrators-privacy-laws-safety

Man really loves Lowe's:
https://www.fox10tv.com/2025/05/13/police-find-naked-man-lowes-display-shed-with-vaseline-phone/

Escape was to easy:
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/new-orleans-jail-escape-photos-rcna207360

Kangaroo fisticuffs, and then he died:
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/may/12/man-died-kangaroo-fight-south-carolina-zoo

Cash in on your allergies:
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/whataburger-lawsuit-houston-onions-allergies-b2753802.html

Contact Info:

Hate-mail, questions or topic ideas for the show, hit us up on twitter at @LiquoredUpLD or email us at liquoreduplowdown@gmail.com. Bryan can be reached on Bluesky at @realbryansullins.bsky.social.  Tom can be reached on twitter @Intelligiant2.

Find more of Bryan at:
https://thinkingoutcloud.org/

Find Tom as Donnie Kruger at:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_oaVG9YC-lZ9Lao50t-hzw

It's a good thing our mics stifle laughter. Hopefully it's contagious and you laugh with us. Bryan gets really drunk due to a risky cocktails substitution.

The Drink:
https://www.delish.com/cooking/recipe-ideas/a62599833/cherry-lime-margarita-recipe/

Parking Garage Fiasco:
 https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/manitoba/winnipeg-pedestrian-run-over-st-james-1.7491149

The (Florida) Man With Three Wives
https://www.abcactionnews.com/news/local-news/i-team-investigates/florida-man-arrested-for-having-3-wives-in-3-different-counties

The Foot Fetish House Hunter
 https://www.wtsp.com/article/news/local/realtors-man-touching-women-feet-house-showings/67-c2ff4c66-d9d8-4286-b42d-3242c6b50d63

Middle-Aged Men Pokemon Cards:
 https://collectorclub.co.uk/trading-cards/japan-middle-aged-man-trading-cards/

Fuji Phone Fiasco:
 https://www.theguardian.com/world/2025/apr/28/student-rescued-from-mount-fuji-twice-in-one-week

The AI Pillbot:
 https://www.stuff.co.nz/wellbeing/360675143/wellington-boy-12-creates-ai-pill-bot-stop-grandmother-taking-wrong-medication

Contact Info:

Hate-mail, questions or topic ideas for the show, hit us up on twitter at @LiquoredUpLD or email us at liquoreduplowdown@gmail.com. Bryan can be reached on Bluesky at @realbryansullins.bsky.social.  Tom can be reached on twitter @Intelligiant2.

Find more of Bryan at:
https://thinkingoutcloud.org/

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https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_oaVG9YC-lZ9Lao50t-hzw

This week is LULDian to the max: Arson, Tigers, Sex Toys, Boobs and Cats.

The Drink: The Negroni
https://www.liquor.com/recipes/negroni/

World's First Sperm Race:
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/04/17/Sperm-Racing-Los-Angeles-Hollywood-Palladium/1181744921463/

Incels and Migrant Wives:
https://www.politicalflare.com/2025/04/california-gubernatorial-candidate-threatens-immigrants-with-deportation-if-they-dont-marry-incels/

Ya Been Hatfished:
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/if-youre-on-a-dating-app-chances-are-youve-been-hatfished-ano_l_68013a64e4b0b87197a6dfe3

The Staten Island Sex Toy Fire:
https://www.yahoo.com/news/state-island-sex-toy-fire-212500678.html

Emotional Support Tigers:
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/nevada-man-arrested-7-emotional-support-tigers-seized-home-rcna199984

WTF is Happening in Texas:
https://www.axios.com/local/richmond/2025/04/17/texas-school-district-virginia-flag-ban-nudity

This week in DUH:
Abbey Road is just a road:
https://www.yourlocalguardian.co.uk/news/25060638.tourists-upset-discovering-abbey-road-just-road/

Contact Info:

Hate-mail, questions or topic ideas for the show, hit us up on twitter at @LiquoredUpLD or email us at liquoreduplowdown@gmail.com. Bryan can be reached on Bluesky at @realbryansullins.bsky.social.  Tom can be reached on twitter @Intelligiant2.

Find more of Bryan at:
https://thinkingoutcloud.org/

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https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_oaVG9YC-lZ9Lao50t-hzw

Our best episode since the break!

The Drink: The White Russian
https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/222900/white-russian-cocktail/

Police Chief Bob Farley has a lot of explaining to do:
https://patch.com/new-jersey/hoboken/police-chief-defecated-office-put-viagra-coffee-nj-cops-claim

Boeing Bannis latch issues:
https://www.msn.com/en-us/travel/news/ntsb-warns-of-boeing-evacuation-slide-issues/ar-AA1CfoOs?ocid=entnewsntp&pc=HCTS&cvid=1f20eed594a0438b8ee0190d5e8f4a2e&ei=54

Napoleon loses to bunnies:
https://justhistoryposts.com/2023/01/27/a-brief-moment-of-history-when-napoleon-took-on-rabbits/

"Hannibal Lecter" goes on a first date:
https://www.mirror.co.uk/lifestyle/sex-relationships/guy-made-cannibal-confession-first-35000830

Alien invasion list:
https://www.mentalfloss.com/states-most-likely-to-survive-alien-invasion

Free refills? I don't think so, Florida Man:
https://97x.com/florida-man-lemonade-stand-refill/

This week in duh:
https://www.thelocal.fr/20250206/french-train-passenger-fined-e150-for-using-phone-on-speaker

Contact Info:

Hate-mail, questions or topic ideas for the show, hit us up on twitter at @LiquoredUpLD or email us at liquoreduplowdown@gmail.com. Bryan can be reached on Bluesky at @realbryansullins.bsky.social.  Tom can be reached on twitter @Intelligiant2.

Find more of Bryan at:
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This one has everything, Vape-agotchis, WTF Texas?, And Dough Ball Clusches.

The Drink: The Gin and Tonic
https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/49355/gin-and-tonic/

Vape or your Tamagotchi will die:
https://screenshot-media.com/culture/internet-culture/new-york-vaping-invention-tamagotchi/

Public lagoon sex:
https://nypost.com/2025/03/26/lifestyle/couple-caught-having-sex-at-family-swimming-spot-make-a-shocking-demand-to-onlookers-we-were-in-disbelief/

Texas laws about sex toys:
 https://www.chron.com/news/article/texas-sex-toys-law-20245944.php

There's a turtle in my pants:
 https://www.huffpost.com/entry/ap-us-tsa-turtle-in-pants_n_67d0c426e4b08ae973d944e8

The dough ball clutch:
 https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/you-can-280-clutch-handbag-34949905

Reeking havoc with farts:
 https://www.huffpost.com/entry/rhiannon-evans-sent-farts-to-boyfriends-ex_n_679bb76ae4b0db2051ad1efd

This week in duh:
 https://www.themirror.com/news/us-news/jd-vance-moans-its-cold-1058463

Contact Info:

Hate-mail, questions or topic ideas for the show, hit us up on twitter at @LiquoredUpLD or email us at liquoreduplowdown@gmail.com. Bryan can be reached on Bluesky at @realbryansullins.bsky.social.  Tom can be reached on twitter @Intelligiant2.

Find more of Bryan at:
https://thinkingoutcloud.org/

Find Tom as Donnie Kruger at:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_oaVG9YC-lZ9Lao50t-hzw

Virginia Zoo responds to gorilla escape rumors: 'we don't have those':
 https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/03/14/Virginia-Zoo-escaped-gorilla-hoax/9441741983178/

A Diamond in the Rough:
https://thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/gilder-follow-285937

Dogs can shoot guns:
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/memphis-man-says-was-shot-dog-lying-bed-rcna196189

The great python CBD Oil heist:
https://www.woodtv.com/news/nexstar-media-wire/men-with-pythons-wanted-for-tennessee-gas-station-theft/amp/

The great donut emergency:
 https://nypost.com/2025/03/01/lifestyle/oklahoma-toddler-calls-police-about-emergency-doughnuts/

(Cat) resting bitch face:
 https://www.reuters.com/technology/feline-okay-app-that-tells-you-if-your-cats-happy-2021-07-27/

This week in DUH:
https://viewfromthewing.com/tiktokers-convinced-travelers-to-show-up-15-minutes-before-flights-now-airlines-are-giving-away-their-seats/

 Contact Info:

Hate-mail, questions or topic ideas for the show, hit us up on twitter at @LiquoredUpLD or email us at liquoreduplowdown@gmail.com. Bryan can be reached on Bluesky at @realbryansullins.bsky.social.  Tom can be reached on twitter @Intelligiant2.

Find more of Bryan at:
https://thinkingoutcloud.org/

Find Tom as Donnie Kruger at:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_oaVG9YC-lZ9Lao50t-hzw

#DroppingThingsOnYourFoot
https://www.heraldscotland.com/news/national/24956420.tiktokers-dropping-heavy-objects-feet-viral-trend-risk-lifetime-pain/

Valentine's Day "in Paris" . . . oh wait . . . murder?
https://people.com/man-allegedly-killed-wife-reaction-valentines-day-plans-police-11683783

Soon Bang tells you "soon bang":
https://nj1015.com/woman-named-soon-bang-charged-with-running-nj-sex-parlor/

I should put my sex doll away . . . wait . . . I should burn it!
https://wrat.com/2025/02/24/college-kid-set-fire-to-hide-his-sex-doll/

The "Weekend at Bernie's" Flight:
https://boingboing.net/2025/02/25/couple-made-to-sit-with-corpse-on-plane-for-4-hours.html

I am sure Google can pay this:
https://www.pcmag.com/news/russian-court-slaps-google-with-a-20-decillion-fine-heres-why

This Week in Duh (turns out Measles parties are a bad idea):
https://arstechnica.com/health/2025/02/texas-official-warns-against-measles-parties-as-outbreak-keeps-growing/

Contact Info:

Hate-mail, questions or topic ideas for the show, hit us up on twitter at @LiquoredUpLD or email us at liquoreduplowdown@gmail.com. Bryan can be reached on Bluesky at @realbryansullins.bsky.social.  Tom can be reached on twitter @Intelligiant2.

Find more of Bryan at:
https://thinkingoutcloud.org/

Find Tom as Donnie Kruger at:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_oaVG9YC-lZ9Lao50t-hzw

The end is nigh, according to AI:
https://www.ladbible.com/news/world-news/scientists-computer-modelling-technology-ai-society-collapse-920494-20250207

"Bet you I can dodge a bullet mother fucker.":
https://www.abc4.com/news/wasatch-front/arrest-dodge-bullets/

The Lake of Death (and the Lesser Flamingo):
https://www.ladbible.com/community/weird/deadliest-lake-natron-secret-turns-animals-stone-tanzania-873170-20250201

The Doogie Houser story (google it, Gen Z-ers):
https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/uk-news/boy-13-arrested-hospital-impersonating-30935258

That's a spicy (stolen) meatball:
https://apnews.com/article/9fa71521de834afa888d083519497441

Bill Gates should drop some acid:
https://fortune.com/2025/02/06/steve-jobs-bill-gates-acid-drug-use-microsoft/

This Week in Duh (who knew that tariffs would cause higher inflation?):
https://www.cnn.com/2025/02/07/business/higher-inflation-fears-michigan-survey/index.html


Contact Info:

Hate-mail, questions or topic ideas for the show, hit us up on twitter at @LiquoredUpLD or email us at liquoreduplowdown@gmail.com. Bryan can be reached on Bluesky at @realbryansullins.bsky.social.  Tom can be reached on twitter @Intelligiant2.

Find more of Bryan at:
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https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_oaVG9YC-lZ9Lao50t-hzw

Cholesterol is a bitch:
https://www.fox13news.com/news/man-eating-6-9-pounds-butter-cheese-day-develops-cholesterol-hands-while-carnivore-diet-jama

McAffee comes back from the dead:
https://mashable.com/article/john-mcafee-aintivirus-memecoin

The F1 Dream Trip; Wife says FU:
https://www.mirror.co.uk/lifestyle/sex-relationships/im-taking-dream-trip-female-34524795

Liar, liar, pants on fire:
https://www.yahoo.com/news/inept-arsonist-set-pants-fire-142034849.html

'G-night mumsie!
https://www.mirror.co.uk/lifestyle/family/people-gobsmacked-mum-says-wants-34551036

You kept your scam too local, man who feigns heart attacks to get out of the restaurant bill:
https://www.foxbusiness.com/lifestyle/man-fakes-heart-attacks-avoid-paying-bill-20-restaurants

Tom does "This Week in Duh":
https://www.the-independent.com/news/science/hairball-woman-addicted-eating-hair-removed-from-stomach-a7349696.html

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Hate-mail, questions or topic ideas for the show, hit us up on twitter at @LiquoredUpLD or email us at liquoreduplowdown@gmail.com. Bryan can be reached on Bluesky at @realbryansullins.bsky.social.  Tom can be reached on twitter @Intelligiant2.

Find more of Bryan at:
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https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_oaVG9YC-lZ9Lao50t-hzw

The drink:

The Gimlet: https://www.liquor.com/recipes/gimlet/

Bears and Rolls Royces and Mercedeses, oh my!
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/nov/14/california-bear-costume-car-insurance-fraud

Florida man has secret underground lair:
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article298231938.html

Monkeys escape (our theory is they used the "3 monkeys in a trenchcoat" method):
https://www.today.com/news/escaped-monkeys-south-carolina-rcna179160

No bathroom breaks in the mosh pit:
https://www.vice.com/en/article/this-75-leather-mosh-pit-diaper-lets-you-pee-yourself-at-concerts/

Fascism didn't get this Falconer Fired, but his Phallus did:
https://apnews.com/article/lazio-eagle-falconer-fired-cc2e23c88825aa76f2759e5144f6caec

FOOD NOW . . . WALK NOW . . . OUTSIDE NOW . . . CAR NOW
https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2024/08/240828154926.htm

Siri's listening, even when you don't think she is:
https://www.reuters.com/legal/apple-pay-95-million-settle-siri-privacy-lawsuit-2025-01-02/

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Hate-mail, questions or topic ideas for the show, hit us up on twitter at @LiquoredUpLD or email us at liquoreduplowdown@gmail.com. Bryan can be reached on Bluesky at @realbryansullins.bsky.social.  Tom can be reached on twitter @Intelligiant2.

Find more of Bryan at:
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Perhaps there really was an Israeli Mossad Commander whose name translates to "Made A Fart" and he got into military operations because high school was so terribly, terribly hard for him.
https://www.jpost.com/middle-east/article-709031
Axes! Coming to a bar near you!
https://www.kiro7.com/news/local/state-votes-allow-axe-throwing-businesses-with-liquor-licenses/YKWBQXOD7FG3RLH2YXHFZUNW6Q/
Be careful. My dog bites because my dog is an alligator.
https://www.fieldandstream.com/survival/florida-man-bitten-alligator-mistook-dog/
Does your auto insurance cover you for poor sexual decisions?
https://www.npr.org/2022/06/10/1104134521/geico-lawsuit-std-hpv-insurance-car
Penis Man. The voice of the people with very little to say.
https://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/ny-arrested-arizona-penis-man-claims-there-are-more-penis-men-20200128-uet57r6egrhfhiaontvnllwv3m-story.html
You know there's a driving school out there somewhere that will teach you how to safely have sex in a moving vehicle.
https://jalopnik.com/naked-florida-couple-crashes-into-fedex-truck-while-doi-1849023272
If you have to rob ATMs, you're probably not a very successful rapper.
https://nypost.com/2022/06/10/texas-rapper-ladesion-riley-arrested-for-robbing-atm-in-nashville/

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In this week's episode, learn about one practically perfect safety product for infants and toddlers, flawless with the exception of one small design flaw:

https://www.pennlive.com/life/2022/05/federal-safety-agency-issues-warning-about-babyrescue-rapid-evacuation-devices.html#:~:text=Published%3A%20May.,the%20child%20inside%20the%20bag.%E2%80%9D

Already working on the cover art for Mutant Rage Hamsters 2: This Time It's Personal. Whatever happened to Mutant Rage Hamsters 1? Let's just skip it and get to the good stuff.

https://metro.co.uk/2022/05/27/gene-editing-turns-fluffy-hamsters-into-aggressive-rage-monsters-16721041/

In this corner: small weakling human with baseball cap on backwards with a body tempered by Fritos and charcoal grilled hot dogs. And in this corner: a 1700 pound grizzly bear who's pretty pissed that his natural environment is rapidly disappearing.
Let's get ready to rumble!
*interesting fact: my impression of an individual who thinks he can beat a grizzly bear in hand to hand combat sounds remarkably like Bill Cosby.

https://www.fox13now.com/news/national-news/poll-shows-which-animals-americans-think-they-could-beat-in-a-fight

Do you really want to live in a place that needs to pay you to live there?

https://news.yahoo.com/this-virginia-town-will-give-you-a-20000-incentive-to-move-in-140532587.html#:~:text=Some%20cities%20like%20Lewisburg%2C%20W,to%20relocate%20with%20similar%20offers.

I wonder if the brochures at the Bank of Zambia include any copies of the dick pics they send to ransomware gangs:

https://www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/security/national-bank-hit-by-ransomware-trolls-hackers-with-dick-pics/

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Hate-mail, questions or topic ideas for the show, hit us up on twitter at @LiquoredUpLD or email us at liquoreduplowdown@gmail.com. Bryan can be reached on twitter @RussianLitGuy.  Tom can be reached on twitter @Intelligiant2.

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https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_oaVG9YC-lZ9Lao50t-hzw

Cats are being locked down in a town in Germany because they like to eat endangered birds. At last, we have located the species responsible for environmental problems. Good thing we know where the fault lies! 
https://boingboing.net/2022/05/23/cats-put-on-lockdown-in-germany.html

 Child abductors beware, you may be exposed to salty language during the commission of your crimes.
https://nypost.com/2022/05/13/the-ultimate-kids-safety-hack-involves-a-lot-of-curse-words/

Penis Plant Plucking Poor Proposition
https://www.livescience.com/carnivorous-penis-pitcher-plant-picked

Shocking new compelling Bigfoot photos! He's posting selfies on Twitter and his duck face is Amazing!
https://www.cbsnews.com/video/experts-analyze-new-bigfoot-footage/

Florida Woman Uses Diabolical "Fake Snake" Escape Plan
https://fox59.com/news/national-world/florida-woman-arrested-accused-of-throwing-rubber-snake-at-deputy-following-chase/

Kiss a Catfish in Virtual Reality
https://interestingengineering.com/virtual-reality-kissing-haptics

Did Arianna Grande make out with Osama Bin Laden?
https://www.newsweek.com/fact-check-does-photo-show-ariana-grande-kissing-osama-bin-laden-1706884

In case you didn't know, killing people can be bad for you. The process of body disposal can be quite exerting, so be sure to check with your doctor and ensure you're healthy enough to bury someone before you murder. In other news, you'll be able to rest easy knowing your Parmesan cheese is legit. No more sleepless nights! And listen as we enjoy the freedom of being able to say the c word multiple times because it's the news and that automatically makes it okay.

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The drink: Margaritas.

The Easily Winded Murderer:
https://people.com/crime/man-dies-heart-attack-trying-bury-girlfriends-body-after-murdering-her/

Cheese Tracking:
https://www.foodandwine.com/news/parmigiano-reggiano-fraud-micro-transponder-rinds-digital-label

Tribunal Determines the word Bald is Sexual Harassments But No Judgement on C%nt:
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2022/may/13/calling-a-man-bald-is-sexual-harassment-employment-tribunal-rules

Parents Sue for Grandchildren:
https://www.npr.org/2022/05/14/1098958972/india-family-lawsuit-children

Woman Gets Arrested for Bucket List:
https://www.wfsb.com/2022/05/12/woman-says-getting-arrested-was-her-bucket-list-since-high-school-deputy-says/

Plagiarism Article Removed for Plagiarism:
https://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/wireStory/authors-plagiarism-essay-pulled-plagiarism-found-84601217

This Week in Duh:
https://www.carscoops.com/2022/05/704000-ford-gt-heritage-ruined-because-florida-man-cant-drive-stick/

Contact Info:

Hate-mail, questions or topic ideas for the show, hit us up on twitter at @LiquoredUpLD or email us at liquoreduplowdown@gmail.com. Bryan can be reached on twitter @RussianLitGuy.  Tom can be reached on twitter @Intelligiant2.

Find more of Bryan at:
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https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_oaVG9YC-lZ9Lao50t-hzw

First we talk about two Real Estate Agents who have some sexy times during an alleged Open House. Then we move on to a woman who drove down stairs because her GPS told her to. Florida does not like Farts or Butt stuff on the Vanity plates. We talk about Miska the cat who was a victim of government over-reach. Canada is the first to prosecute crimes . . . on the moon.

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The Drink:
Scotch!

News Stories from This Episode:

Open House Sexy Times:
https://therealdeal.com/tristate/2022/04/28/brown-harris-stevens-agents-sued-for-alleged-sex-capade-in-clients-home/

GPS and Alcohol:
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/nation-world/national/article260959062.html

Florida Vanity Plates that were rejected:
https://www.tampabay.com/news/florida/2022/05/07/personalized-florida-license-plates-that-were-approved-and-rejected/

Inherit the Wind but for Cats:
https://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/eastside/miska-bellevues-most-persecuted-tabby-cat-seeks-her-day-in-court/

Canada and Crimes on the Moon:
https://www.npr.org/2022/05/02/1095861510/canadian-lawmakers-pass-amendment-allowing-prosecution-of-crimes-on-the-moon

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Hate-mail, questions or topic ideas for the show, hit us up on twitter at @LiquoredUpLD or email us at liquoreduplowdown@gmail.com. Bryan can be reached on twitter @RussianLitGuy.  Tom can be reached on twitter @Intelligiant2.

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We're drinking Martini's again, which succeeded in making Tom REALLY drunk. We first talk about a man who drinks his own pee. We then talk about the world's most terrifying teacher. An Art Collector buys a very expensive receipt from invisible art shows from the 50's. We did not know that "Fictosexuals" are really a thing. We close out the show with TWID: "Fractal Wood Burning" and its various dangers.

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The Drink:

Gin Martinis!

News Stories from This Episode:

Drinking Your Own Pee is Good for You:
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/man-says-drinking-your-urine-26824674

The World's Most Terrifying Teacher:
https://metro.co.uk/2020/09/28/teacher-loses-job-because-his-tattoos-and-black-eyes-scare-children-13339638/

Art Collector Buys Receipt for Invisible Art:
https://www.npr.org/2022/04/15/1093005984/in-paris-an-art-collector-paid-1-2-million-for-a-receipt

Fictosexual Software Development:
https://nypost.com/2022/04/26/fictosexual-man-married-hologram-bride-now-struggles-to-bond/

This Week in Duh:
https://abc7chicago.com/tiktok-fractal-wood-burning-art-wisconsin/11796197/

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Hate-mail, questions or topic ideas for the show, hit us up on twitter at @LiquoredUpLD or email us at liquoreduplowdown@gmail.com. Bryan can be reached on twitter @RussianLitGuy.  Tom can be reached on twitter @Intelligiant2.

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We first talk about Pit Toilets and how your phone will just be replaced . . . they just give you a new one, right? A Romance Novelist who wrote an essay on how to kill your husband is going on trial for (allegedly) killing her husband. Bryan tells a story about Customer Service at Blockbuster while he was in college.  We then talk about an Anus that is not very smart about fake names. This Week in Duh is about dumb Americans not being able to read Nutrition Facts.

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The Drink:
https://www.thepioneerwoman.com/food-cooking/recipes/a95933/new-years-cocktail-elderflower-and-orange/

2/3 c. Orange Juice, Plus More For The Rims
3 oz. fluid St. Germain Elderflower Liqueur
2 oz. fluid Cointreau
2 oz. fluid Vodka

News Stories from This Episode:

The Great Pit Toilet Rescue
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2022/04/25/toilet-rescue-woman-phone-olympic-national-forest/7437231001/

Romance Novelist Who Wrote "How to Murder Your Husband" Goes on Trial for Murdering Her Husband
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/nancy-crampton-brophy-novelist-trial-killing-daniel-murphy-oregon-culinary-institute/

Blockbuster Part 2:
https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/kelowna-blockbuster-2-1.6323347

The Sad Hard Tale of Jerry Anus:
https://www.guampdn.com/news/local/jerry-anus-charged-with-drug-possession-after-traffic-stop/article_b43e824b-cc6a-525a-b915-23b5354a73a2.html

This Week in Duh
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-10722517/Only-9-Americans-properly-read-nutrition-label.html

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First, we delve into the cottage industry of being a jerk at Funerals by speaking for the dead and telling the living things they may not know about the deceased. Next we tally up items from the most recent cleanup of Jersey Beaches and count up items from what could be the world's biggest party. Take cover because John Hinckley Jr. is on tour! Let's all go to Cementland and it's creepy aftermath. We talk about a man who has 9 wives . . . wait . . . 8 wives. Tom saves "This Week in Duh" by talking about the obvious fact that if Aliens attacked our lives would be changed forever. 

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The Drink:

The Monte Carlo:
2 oz Rye Whiskey
1 oz Benedictine
2 Dashes of Bitters

News Stories from This Episode:

Coffin Confessions:
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-09-02/coffin-confessor-bill-edgar-reveals-secrets-of-dead-at-funerals/12619946

Jersey Beach Party:
https://www.news4jax.com/news/weird-news/2022/03/30/braces-sex-pills-fake-eyeball-among-bizarre-nj-beach-trash/

Take cover because John Hinckley Jr. is on tour!
https://www.wsbtv.com/news/trending/john-hinckley-jr-would-be-reagan-assassin-play-sold-out-concert-new-york/EGA5BQPM5RCB5GECINWX6OM7PE/

Cementland!
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/inside-creepy-unfinished-theme-park-26688966

Dude with 9 wives:
https://www.indiatvnews.com/trending/news/brazil-model-who-celebrated-free-love-faces-divorce-from-1-of-his-9-wives-desires-to-get-married-twice-more-2022-04-06-768059

Contact Info:

Hate-mail, questions or topic ideas for the show, hit us up on twitter at @LiquoredUpLD or email us at liquoreduplowdown@gmail.com. Bryan can be reached on twitter @RussianLitGuy.  Tom can be reached on twitter @Intelligiant2.

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We start with a hoarder who does a surprisingly good job of burying his mom and his sister. Did you know that most people would be OK with a sex robot as a third partner? There are racists in Canada, and they are not polite. One woman loses her Appendix because she didn't fart around her boyfriend for 2 years. And we close out with a woman who was body checked into pressing the "right" button to win $10 million.

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The Drink:

The Ford: 

2 oz Gin
1 oz Dry Vermouth
1/3 oz Benedictine
2 Dashes Orange Bitters

News Stories from This Episode:

The OCD Hoarders:
https://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/police-illinois-brothers-mother-sister-buried-yard-79679058

Sex Robots and Threesomes:
https://www.the-sun.com/lifestyle/5016582/sex-robot-survey-results-study-threesome/

The Dumbest Racist Ever:
https://www.yahoo.com/video/vancouver-woman-trial-anti-asian-175852488.html

It's OK to Fart in Front of Your Boyfirend:
https://www.newsweek.com/woman-had-organ-removed-after-not-farting-front-boyfriend-years-1696522

Woman Wins $10 Million after getting Body Checked into the "Right" Button:
https://www.4029tv.com/article/california-woman-10-million-lottery-prize/39666610

Contact Info:

Hate-mail, questions or topic ideas for the show, hit us up on twitter at @LiquoredUpLD or email us at liquoreduplowdown@gmail.com. Bryan can be reached on twitter @RussianLitGuy.  Tom can be reached on twitter @Intelligiant2.

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Bryan tries to help Tom with his "barking dogs" problem. Did you know that McDonalds locations are part of a 5th Dimensional Plane of existence? Laundering money through Earth, Wind and Fire covers. A racist gets her comeuppance. "Here, you take care of my kids for me while I sleep." A construction worker drops poop from a crane and we ask "why?" for quite some time. Tom saves the day again with a "This Week in Huh?".

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The Drink:

The Hearn (by The Dead Rabbit)

News Stories from This Episode:

Solve your dog barking problem:
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/neighbour-furious-trick-stop-dog-26600841

Breatharianism:
https://nyulocal.com/cult-says-that-transcending-mortality-is-as-easy-as-eating-mcdonalds-everyday-and-breathing-ddfa7568b317

Laundering Money through Earth, Wind, and Fire
https://www.lubbockonline.com/story/news/local/2022/03/25/former-san-angelo-police-chief-found-guilty-bribery-charges/7155552001/

A Racist gets her comeuppance:
https://www.westrivereagle.com/articles/rapid-city-hotels-threat-to-ban-native-americans-from-property-after-shooting-causes-outrage/

Here. You take care of my kids for me on this plane:
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/mum-mortified-after-husband-dumps-26604585

Man fired after dropping his poop from a crane:
https://www.ladbible.com/news/workman-fired-after-chucking-bag-of-his-s-from-a-crane-20220401

This Week in . . . Huh?
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/31239862/

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We start with The Fajita Thief and talk about what's the Gentlemanly thing to do with $1.2M dollars of Fajitas. Bryan's met Super Mario: the man who jumps cruise ship to cruise ship. Ambassador Kid Rock (thankfully) refrains from telling DJT what do do about North Korea. We talk about a Japanese Man who is paid to be a silent companion for people but ponder what a toll this must take on him. Turns out the CEO of Goldman Sachs steals peoples hearts just as he steals their money as a DJ. And finally Bryan admits to his laziness in the form of not replacing the Kleenex box as we discuss the last story before This Week in Duh. We finally have an obvious enough story in This Week in Duh that Tom and Bryan are finally both on the same page!

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The Drink:

Bryan's Easter Candy:
3 oz Vodka
1 oz Vanilla Liquer
1oz Kahlua

News Stories from This Episode:

The Great Fajita Thief:
https://www.abcactionnews.com/news/fajita-thief-sentenced-to-50-years-for-12m-theft-of-fajitas

Super Mario: Cruise Ship Edition:
https://jalopnik.com/this-man-has-lived-on-a-cruise-ship-for-20-years-1848623908

Ambassador Kid Rock:
https://www.theguardian.com/music/2022/mar/22/kid-rock-donald-trump-north-korea-islamic-state

The Japanese Man Paid to Take on Other People's Burdens:
https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/japan-do-nothing-man-rent-pay-b2040364.html

CEO Plays Lollapalooza:
https://www.businessinsider.com/goldman-sachs-ceo-david-solomon-djs-lollapalooza-2022-3

The Dirty Dishes Divorce:
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/my-wife-divorced-leaving-dirty-26544748

This Week in Duh:
https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2022/03/220324122533.htm

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Hate-mail, questions or topic ideas for the show, hit us up on twitter at @LiquoredUpLD or email us at liquoreduplowdown@gmail.com. Bryan can be reached on twitter @RussianLitGuy.  Tom can be reached on twitter @Intelligiant2.

Find more of Bryan at:
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Find Tom as Donnie Kruger at:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_oaVG9YC-lZ9Lao50t-hzw

Did you know that snakes can go dormant for years and then bite a mother fucker? Tom brings you your food porn with a pretentious Italian Chef. We throw you some red meat: a Florida Man story about meth and dumbness. Hidden Valley Ranch gets into the jewelry business. They can print balls now! Towards the end of the episode we admit we will sell out and we beg for sponsors. Still waiting, Diageo. This week in Duh: If you bash the company you work for on Youtube, you will get fired!

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The Drink:

Beer with a Scotch Chaser

News Stories from This Episode:

Snakes in a Wine Bottle:
https://whiskeyraiders.com/article/snake-wine-venomous-bite-china/

The Pretentious Chef:
https://www.ctvnews.ca/lifestyle/the-italian-chef-who-puts-lasagna-in-a-toothpaste-tube-1.5823252

Florida Man Gets his Meth Checked by Police:
https://metro.co.uk/2022/03/17/florida-man-calls-911-requesting-his-meth-be-tested-for-authenticity-16290169/

The One True Ranch to Rule Them All:
https://nerdist.com/article/hidden-valley-ranch-diamond-ring-sold-12-thousand-dollars-feeding-america-charity/

Printable Balls:
https://news.ubc.ca/2022/03/16/3d-printed-testicular-cells/

Subway Bread is not Bread:
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/oct/01/irish-court-rules-subway-bread-is-not-bread

This Week in Duh:
https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2022/03/tesla-fires-employee-who-posted-youtube-videos-of-full-self-driving-accident/

Contact Info:

Hate-mail, questions or topic ideas for the show, hit us up on twitter at @LiquoredUpLD or email us at liquoreduplowdown@gmail.com. Bryan can be reached on twitter @RussianLitGuy.  Tom can be reached on twitter @Intelligiant2.

Find more of Bryan at:
https://thinkingoutcloud.org/

Find Tom as Donnie Kruger at:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_oaVG9YC-lZ9Lao50t-hzw

We start with a harrowing Bus Ride heading down to Robben Island. Fans of money and Cadbury Eggs will like the story about a man who gobbled down a rare Cadbury egg but didn't get the prize money. We then get into our first story about someone putting something up their ass and requiring Medical help (and it probably won't be the last). Our fourth story is a follow up story about contraband Bologna. Chicken SVU: India settles a crime about 63 dead chickens. Our last official story is about a hand=held robot that will make you feel better when your bf/gf breaks up with you. Our "This Week in Duh" covers dumb-asses who don't know what Poutine is and jump tp some very bad conclusions.

Our Linktree: https://linktr.ee/liquoreduplowdown

The Drink:

The Classic Margarita:

2 oz Tequila
1 oz Triple Sec
1 oz Lime Juice

News Stories from This Episode:

Robben Island Hell:
https://www.dailyvoice.co.za/news/robben-island-hell-elderly-group-injured-in-tour-bus-0005ac14-1792-43c8-bed7-96f7109b387b

The Cadbury Egg Tragedy:
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/man-defeated-after-unknowingly-scoffing-26437208

The WW2 Munitions Up Someone's Ass Tragedy:
https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/bomb-disposal-team-called-when-uk-man-turns-up-at-hospital-with-wwii-munition-in-his-backside-687944

Nothing Funny About Contraband Bologna (Oh really?):
https://www.abqjournal.com/2477306/border-patrol-nothing-funny-about-bologna-smuggling.html

63 Chickens Killed by Loud Wedding:
https://newsinfo.inquirer.net/1519619/wedding-music-blamed-for-fate-of-63-chickens

OMOY the consoling robot:
https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2022/03/220310100010.htm#:~:text=The%20mediator%20robot%20was%20designed,Can%20you%20wait%20another%20hour%3F%22

This Week in (Poutine) Duh:
https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/food-and-drink/poutine-paris-restaurant-putin-russia-b2029991.html

Contact Info:

Hate-mail, questions or topic ideas for the show, hit us up on twitter at @LiquoredUpLD or email us at liquoreduplowdown@gmail.com. Bryan can be reached on twitter @RussianLitGuy.  Tom can be reached on twitter @Intelligiant2.

Find more of Bryan at:
https://thinkingoutcloud.org/

Find Tom as Donnie Kruger at:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_oaVG9YC-lZ9Lao50t-hzw

This week we try to find a job for Tom. A man thought a picture of a hipster was a stolen image of him, but it wasn't (the irony!). There is a job opening in Montana as a Bear Whisperer. A dog food company is paying people to sniff their own dog's poop. We discuss whether one can call dibs on baby names (spoiler alert: no, one can't). A St. Louis man tried to photocopy his butt in a crowded lobby because he thought it would be a good joke for his girlfriend. Our last official article is about the yearly top 10 list of confiscated items by the TSA. And finally, this week in duh includes a brewery that is making Molotov Cocktails in the Ukraine.

Our Linktree: https://linktr.ee/liquoreduplowdown

The Drink:

The Classic Margarita:

2 oz Tequila
1 oz Triple Sec
1 oz Lime Juice

News Stories from This Episode:

The Hipster Effect:
https://www.cbc.ca/radio/asithappens/as-it-happens-thursday-edition-1.5046925/man-angry-his-photo-was-used-to-prove-all-hipsters-look-alike-then-learns-it-wasn-t-him-1.5046933

The Bear Whisperer:
https://slate.com/technology/2022/03/what-does-it-take-to-be-a-grizzly-conflict-manager.html

Dog Poop Sniffing:
https://www.irvinetimes.com/news/19972153.vegan-dog-food-company-offering-5-000-sniff-dogs-poo/

You Can't Call Dibs on Baby Names:
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/woman-perplexed-friend-calls-dibs-26323915

The St. Louis Butt Copier Guy:
https://www.newspapers.com/clip/32267770/jan-13-2001-photocopy-of-butt/

TSA Top 10:
https://www.travelandleisure.com/travel-news/tsa-most-confiscated-items-2021

This Week in Duh:
https://ktla.com/news/nationworld/ukrainian-brewery-reportedly-making-molotov-cocktails-to-help-defend-city-against-russia/

Contact Info:

Hate-mail, questions or topic ideas for the show, hit us up on twitter at @LiquoredUpLD or email us at liquoreduplowdown@gmail.com. Bryan can be reached on twitter @RussianLitGuy.  Tom can be reached on twitter @Intelligiant2.

Find more of Bryan at:
https://thinkingoutcloud.org/

Find Tom as Donnie Kruger at:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_oaVG9YC-lZ9Lao50t-hzw

Did you know that using the wrong incantation as a Priest can make people go to Hell? "I am here for the interview . . . . cool tip jar." Our 3rd story is about attaching the wrong thing to your job application. Fatal attraction out there in Wyoming, PA. What would you change your name to, if you had the chance? Marie Unicorn Sparkles maybe? We also talk about another cool Valentine's Day gift. And finally, we educate you on the fact that drinking booze does not cure COVID.

Our Linktree: https://linktr.ee/liquoreduplowdown

The Drink:

2 oz Gin
1oz Creme de Menthe

News Stories from This Episode:

The Polyglot Pastor:
https://www.nytimes.com/2022/02/14/us/catholic-priest-baptisms-phoenix.html

Taking the Tip Jar:
https://www.audacy.com/thebull/news/man-steals-tip-jar-from-pizza-shop-where-he-applied-for-work

The Period Tracker Application:
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/woman-mortified-after-figuring-out-26012927

I Will Not be Ignored:
https://www.mynbc5.com/article/cops-woman-smashed-her-way-into-police-station-looking-for-officer-she-wanted-to-date/25842229

Marie Unicorn Sparkles:
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/mum-changes-name-unicorn-sparkles-26257361

Naming Zoo Cockroaches for Valentine's Day:
https://www.npr.org/2022/02/12/1080142361/valentines-day-roach-zoo-name

This Week in Duh:
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/factcheck/2020/03/20/fact-check-drinking-alcohol-wont-reduce-coronavirus-risk/2881704001/

Contact Info:

Hate-mail, questions or topic ideas for the show, hit us up on twitter at @LiquoredUpLD or email us at liquoreduplowdown@gmail.com. Bryan can be reached on twitter @RussianLitGuy.  Tom can be reached on twitter @Intelligiant2.

Find more of Bryan at:
https://thinkingoutcloud.org/

Find Tom as Donnie Kruger at:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_oaVG9YC-lZ9Lao50t-hzw

Looking for a great Valentine's Day gift? Try the latest perfume . . . Frîtes . . . By Idaho. Did you know that Tesla's don't drive themselves? In the year 2022, someone uses the word "Sorcerer" in a Press Conference non-ironically. Husband upgrades to Business Class without his wife and Social Media is not a fan. A 5-year old kid attempts to drive to California to buy a Lamborghini.  Security Guard becomes an artist on his first day at work. And with "This Week in Duh" Tom learns why snow melts faster on the south side of your house.

Our Linktree: https://linktr.ee/liquoreduplowdown

The Drink:

The Gimlet:

2 1/2 oz Gin
1/2 oz Lime Juice
1/2 oz Simple Syrup

News Stories from This Episode:

Frîtes . . . By Idaho
https://www.npr.org/2022/02/13/1080493253/valentines-day-idaho-potato-french-fry-perfume

Tesla Autopilot is not Autopilot:
https://www.newsweek.com/tesla-autopilot-crashes-police-car-hits-cop-driver-watches-movie-1677814

The Sorcerer and the Nail
https://www.newsweek.com/sorcerer-hammered-nail-pregnant-womans-head-guarantee-son-1677664

Yes, He's the Asshole
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/man-blasted-after-being-upgraded-26199298

A 5-year-old Goes to Great Lengths for a Lamborghini
https://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/2020/05/11/boy-5-steals-family-car-attempt-buy-lamborghini-then-man-with-lamborghini-shows-up-his-house/

The Ballpoint Pen Artist Security Guard
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/bored-security-guard-allegedly-ruined-26184374

This Week in Duh:
https://kdvr.com/weather/why-snow-melts-faster-in-front-of-south-facing-houses/

Contact Info:

Hate-mail, questions or topic ideas for the show, hit us up on twitter at @LiquoredUpLD or email us at liquoreduplowdown@gmail.com. Bryan can be reached on twitter @RussianLitGuy.  Tom can be reached on twitter @Intelligiant2.

Find more of Bryan at:
https://thinkingoutcloud.org/

Find Tom as Donnie Kruger at:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_oaVG9YC-lZ9Lao50t-hzw

Our accidental theme this week is Dogs and Meats. Our first story includes an "expert" on dogs' olfactory senses and their ability to sniff out zombies. Our second story is about meat-based vending machines in Germany and Singapore (thanks, COVID!). Then, we continue with a story about contraband bologna brought into the US from Mexico. Tom discloses another art story. This time it's about a very pretentious artist who believes highly in the magic of . . . gold. We then detour and talk about what profession Tom will take up during the apocalypse. We meet a "Mother of the Year" who told her kids to stay in the basement and "Just eat candy," while she vacationed in Florida.  Our last story involves a showdown over steak at The Golden Corral. This week in Duh includes crime and Florida.

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The Drink:

The Gimlet:

2 1/2 oz Gin
1/2 oz Lime Juice
1/2 oz Simple Syrup

News Stories from This Episode:

Dogs and Zombies:
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/dogs-will-know-apocalypse-coming-26121501

German Meat Vending Machines:
https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/653074/sausage-vending-machines-germany#:~:text=The%20sausage%20vending%20machines%20are,of%202020%2C%20according%20to%20NPR.

243 Pounds of Bologna Seized at the US-Mexico Border:
https://dfw.cbslocal.com/2022/01/31/243-pounds-of-contraband-bologna-seized-at-texas-mexico-border/

The Pretentious Gold Cube Artist:
https://www.ndtv.com/offbeat/why-a-gold-cube-worth-11-7-million-appeared-in-new-yorks-central-park-2748754

"Just Eat Candy" Mother of the Year

Showdown at the Golden Corral:
https://www.today.com/food/news/golden-corral-fight-rcna14500

This Week in "Duh": Too much crime reported in Florida means Facebook Page gets shut down:
https://www.clickorlando.com/news/weird-news/2022/01/27/florida-sheriff-halts-facebook-comments-because-too-many-crimes-reported/

Contact Info:

Hate-mail, questions or topic ideas for the show, hit us up on twitter at @LiquoredUpLD or email us at liquoreduplowdown@gmail.com. Bryan can be reached on twitter @RussianLitGuy.  Tom can be reached on twitter @Intelligiant2.

Find more of Bryan at:
https://thinkingoutcloud.org/

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It turns out all those horror movies about haunted dolls are real. Buying a baby from a stranger is not really the way to go, especially at a Wal Mart. Did you know that some churches have Batman suits? Garden Torches are not good for clearing snow, but are great for burning down your house! Who's tougher, the Irish, or the Russians? We find out this episode.  We discuss the phenomenon of people dying by Selfie. And we close out by talking about why Pandas are fat. Enjoy!

Our Linktree: https://linktr.ee/liquoreduplowdown

The Drink:

SCOTCH!

News Stories from This Episode:

Get yourself a haunted Doll:
https://www.dailydot.com/irl/haunted-doll-collecting/

Woman Tries to Buy a Baby:
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/texas-woman-arrested-allegedly-trying-buy-another-womans-child-500000-rcna13282

Batman Goes to Church:
https://www.wspa.com/news/batman-burglar-robs-church-overnight/

Man Uses Garden Torch to Clear Snow
https://www.wtnh.com/news/connecticut/new-haven/homeowner-tries-melting-snow-with-flame-thrower-sets-home-on-fire/

Ireland v Russia:
https://www.cnn.com/2022/01/31/europe/ireland-fishermen-russia-navy-intl/index.html

Taking a Selfieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/hiker-falls-nearly-700-feet-death-attempting-selfie-arizona-state-park-rcna13858

This Week in Duh: Why Pandas are Fat:
https://news.sky.com/story/revealed-study-finds-how-pandas-gain-weight-on-a-bamboo-diet-12519252

Contact Info:

Hate-mail, questions or topic ideas for the show, hit us up on twitter at @LiquoredUpLD or email us at liquoreduplowdown@gmail.com. Bryan can be reached on twitter @RussianLitGuy.  Tom can be reached on twitter @Intelligiant2.

Find more of Bryan at:
https://thinkingoutcloud.org/

Find Tom as Donnie Kruger at:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_oaVG9YC-lZ9Lao50t-hzw

This week we discuss the fate of Margo, the Divorced Sex Doll and what she's missing from Yuri, her very flamboyant ex. A dog that can ride the train is framed for pooping there for Political reasons, apparently. Did you know that just saying you are getting out of jail is an escape plan? An Oklahoma Kid saves two lives in one day and Bryan gets jealous because he's only saved one life. Los Angeles, PD: as in "Pokémon Department".  A man gets away with calling out sick from work while Bryan and Tom try to recreate his accent. And finally This Week in Duh finds us  talking about why masks are sexy.

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The Drink:

The Manhattan:
2 oz Rye Bourbon Whiskey
1 oz Sweet Vermouth
1 Dash Angostura Bitters
1 Maraschino Cherry (Garnish)

News Stories from This Episode:

Poly Man Who Divorced his Sex Doll:
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/man-who-found-love-ashtray-25971031

Dog is Framed for Pooping:
https://www.hurriyetdailynews.com/istanbuls-local-dog-framed-over-poop-on-train-169527

Inmate Pretends to be Getting Out of Prison and Escapes:
https://www.kansascity.com/news/state/missouri/article257305572.html

Kid Saves Two Lives in One Day:
https://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/national/oklahoma-child-hailed-a-hero-after-saving-2-people-on-same-day

Los Angeles Pokémon Department:
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2022/jan/11/lapd-officers-pokemon-go-robbery-fired

No Socks = No Work:
https://www.timesnownews.com/the-buzz/article/man-tells-boss-he-cant-come-into-work-as-he-doesnt-have-any-clean-socks/827689

This Week in Duh:
Face Masks Make People More Attractive:
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2022/jan/13/face-masks-make-people-look-more-attractive-study-finds

Contact Info:

Hate-mail, questions or topic ideas for the show, hit us up on twitter at @LiquoredUpLD or email us at liquoreduplowdown@gmail.com. Bryan can be reached on twitter @RussianLitGuy.  Tom can be reached on twitter @Intelligiant2.

Find more of Bryan at:
https://thinkingoutcloud.org/

Find Tom as Donnie Kruger at:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_oaVG9YC-lZ9Lao50t-hzw

This episode is packed with the most serious of topics: everything from science to dystopia to farts. We start with an in-depth discussion of fart jar science and connoisseurship. We then learn that the Earth is getting a Black Box (like in planes!) and we quote Carl Sagan. Do we really need a lickable TV? Bryan's not buying one anytime soon. There is more speculation about biological life on Venus and we quote Carl Sagan again. Tom gets very excited about Hamsters being able to drink. The Pope says "Have Kids not Pets" and Bryan has a lot to say about that. And we close out with dumb people's obsession with celebrity.

Our Linktree: https://linktr.ee/liquoreduplowdown

The Drink:
Tom:
1 Splash Limoncello
Lots of Gin

Bryan:
Line a Martini Glass with Dry Vermouth
Lots of Gin

News Stories from This Episode:
The Big Fart Jar Con:
https://www.insider.com/reality-star-made-200k-fart-jars-selling-them-as-nfts-2022-1

A Black Box for the Earth:
https://www.livescience.com/earth-black-box-records-planet-demise

The Lickable TV:
https://www.reuters.com/technology/lick-it-up-japan-professor-creates-tele-taste-tv-screen-2021-12-23/

Roald Dahl:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roald_Dahl

Life on Venus?
https://www.reuters.com/technology/lick-it-up-japan-professor-creates-tele-taste-tv-screen-2021-12-23/

The Kids in the Hall Alien Probe Skit:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tZar4wRP40&t=3s

Hamsters are Booze Hounds:
https://www.theatlantic.com/science/archive/2021/12/alcohol-consumption-hamster-drunk/621125/

Pope Says You Should Have Kids, Not Pets:
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2022/jan/05/pope-couples-choose-pets-children-selfish

And yes, Bryan realizes that he mispronounced "Dostoevsky".

This Week in Duh:
https://certifiedintel.com/2022/01/new-study-finds-people-who-are-obsessed-with-celebrities-to-be-less-intelligent/

Contact Info:

Hate-mail, questions or topic ideas for the show, hit us up on twitter at @LiquoredUpLD or email us at liquoreduplowdown@gmail.com. Bryan can be reached on twitter @RussianLitGuy.  Tom can be reached on twitter @Intelligiant2.

Find more of Bryan at:
https://thinkingoutcloud.org/

Find Tom as Donnie Kruger at:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_oaVG9YC-lZ9Lao50t-hzw

Not even the fake jobs for Millennials work out with our first story. A Politician thinks the world is his Kindergarten when he tries to pants a fellow adult. A girlfriend doesn't trust women around her boyfriend (allegedly) and makes him Facetime with her for 12 hours while he works. Alexa challenges a girl to electrocute herself while we educate everyone on the I, Robot rules. We get a bit serious about the dangers of fireworks with our 5th story, and then we close out with Dolphins that get high. This week in duh we explain to people that huts are not on the moon.

Our Linktree: https://linktr.ee/liquoreduplowdown

The Drink:
Tom Drinks: Gunner's Daughter:
https://mastlandingbrewing.com/gunners-daughter

Bryan Drinks: Alaskan Brewing Company Smoked Porter:
https://alaskanbeer.com/our-beers/smoked-porter/

News Stories from This Episode:

Man Allegedly Fabricated SpaceX Job Offer Then Dismembered Parents When They Discovered His ‘Web of Lies’:
https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-news/fake-spacex-job-murder-dismemberment-lies-1278750/

Jeremy Faison Fails at Pantsing a Ref:
https://kfor.com/news/u-s-world/lawmaker-sorry-after-video-shows-apparent-attempt-to-pants-referee/

Woman Has Her Boyfriend Facetime for 12 Hours While He Works:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-10337215/Woman-makes-boyfriend-FaceTime-ENTIRE-12-hour-work-shift-doesnt-trust-females.html

All the President's Men

Alexa Challenges a Girl to Electrocute Herself:
https://www.bbc.com/news/technology-59810383

Disney Performer Blows His Head Off:
https://variety.com/2015/biz/news/disney-performer-dead-shot-fireworks-off-head-1201534404/

Dolphins Do the Puff, Puff, Pass with Puffer Fish:
https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/dolphins-seem-to-use-toxic-pufferfish-to-get-high-180948219/

This Week in Duh:
https://www.cnet.com/news/mystery-hut-spotted-by-china-yutu-2-moon-rover-gets-explained/

Contact Info:

Hate-mail, questions or topic ideas for the show, hit us up on twitter at @LiquoredUpLD or email us at liquoreduplowdown@gmail.com. Bryan can be reached on twitter @RussianLitGuy.  Tom can be reached on twitter @Intelligiant2.

Find more of Bryan at:
https://thinkingoutcloud.org/

Find Tom as Donnie Kruger at:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_oaVG9YC-lZ9Lao50t-hzw

This episode comes close to having a common theme: Alcohol, Poop, and The First Amendment. Did you know that the Amish have tricked out Buggies? A Florida Man does Florida Things (you're welcome). The Mad Pooper "terrorizes" a neighborhood. Satan comes to Illinois for Christmas (not really) which prompts a (short) conversation about the First Amendment. McDonald's caters to your inner exercise freak, art is crazy, and we also ask what happens to Yankee Candles when people can't smell?

The Drink:
The Smoky Martini:

A Liberal Helping of Gin
A Splash of Scotch

News Stories from This Episode:

The Amish Make a Getaway:
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/amish-man-teen-drinking-horse-buggy-run-after-police-pull-n1055866

Florida Men on Florida Man:
https://www.fmofm.com/

The "Finger Guns Bandit":
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/waffle-house-finger-guns-749561

The Mad Pooper:
https://www.thrillist.com/news/nation/mad-pooper-colorado-jogger-apologizes-for-pooping-on-familys-lawn

Satanic Temple Holiday Display in Illinois:
https://nypost.com/2021/12/19/satanic-temples-holiday-display-coming-back-to-illinois-capitol-rotunda/

South Korean Couple "Vandalizes" Art:
https://www.nytimes.com/2021/04/07/world/asia/jonone-vandalism-south-korea-art.html

McDonald's China Does Exercise Bikes:
https://www.taiwannews.com.tw/en/news/4390063

This Week in Duh (Yankee Candle Trend with COVID):
https://www.protocol.com/bulletins/amazon-yankee-candle-reviews-omicron

Contact Info:

Hate-mail, questions or topic ideas for the show, hit us up on twitter at @LiquoredUpLD or email us at liquoreduplowdown@gmail.com. Bryan can be reached on twitter @RussianLitGuy.  Tom can be reached on twitter @Intelligiant2.

Find more of Bryan at:
https://thinkingoutcloud.org/

Find Tom as Donnie Kruger at:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_oaVG9YC-lZ9Lao50t-hzw

A 45 year old woman poses as her own 22 year old daughter and goes to college for two years. Then we solve the problem of teachers having to pay for their own supplies. We tell the saga of the Bank Robber who took his loot back to the same bank. The Catholic Church terrorizes Children in yet a new way. We talk about Snowglobing and Hardballing and imply they are sex positions (they are not). Snakes don't like smoke or fire. We then close out with Kanye's relationship problems.

The Drink:
The Liquored Up Low Down Holiday Drink:
2 oz Vodka
1 oz Kahlua
1 oz Creme de Menthe
2 oz Heavy Cream

News Stories from This Episode:
MILF Goes to College:
https://www.odditycentral.com/news/45-year-old-woman-impersonates-22-year-old-student-for-two-years-no-one-notices.html

Teachers Dash for Cash:
https://www.businessinsider.com/south-dakota-teachers-dash-for-cash-organizers-apologize-degrading-event-2021-12

Bank Robber Deposits the Money he Stole Back Into the Same Bank:
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/delaware-bank-robber-402618

Italian Bishop Ruins Christmas for Kids:
https://www.nytimes.com/2021/12/14/world/europe/italy-bishop-santa-claus.html

Snow Globing and Hardballing:
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/snow-globing-dating-trend-you-25685941
https://www.instyle.com/lifestyle/hardballing-dating-trend

Man Burns Down House While Trying to Smoke Out Snakes
https://www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/2021/12/03/snake-infested-house-fire/

This Week in "Duh":
https://pagesix.com/2021/12/14/kim-kardashian-no-counseling-can-fix-her-marriage-to-kanye-west/

Contact Info:

Hate-mail, questions or topic ideas for the show, hit us up on twitter at @LiquoredUpLD or email us at liquoreduplowdown@gmail.com. Bryan can be reached on twitter @RussianLitGuy.  Tom can be reached on twitter @Intelligiant2.

Find more of Bryan at:
https://thinkingoutcloud.org/

Find Tom as Donnie Kruger at:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_oaVG9YC-lZ9Lao50t-hzw

We ask many drunken questions in our very first episode: What do astronauts do when their toilet breaks? WTF is a Suicide Pod? Does Yale offer a program for getting a PhD in Life Coaching? What kind of reconstructive surgery is involved with a gunshot wound to the Vagina? Can you fake getting a COVID vaccine by wearing 2 fake arms? Join us for some great topics you can use to make people laugh at parties.

The Drink:

The Liquored Up Low Down Holiday Drink:
2 oz Vodka
1 oz Kahlua
1 oz Creme de Menthe
2 oz Heavy Cream

News Stories from This Episode:

SpaceX Astronauts Have to Use Diapers:
https://www.nytimes.com/2021/11/08/science/spacex-diapers-toilet.html

Switzerland Approves 3D Printed Suicide Pods:
https://www.oddee.com/switzerland-approves-3d-printed-suicide-pods-61104/

Man Sues Life Coach for Damages After She Could Not Cure Curse from Ex Girlfriend:
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-58810977

Web Cam Model Accidentally Shoots Herself in the Vagina:
https://www.bolde.com/webcam-model-shoots-herself-vgina-handgun/

FBI Agent Has Gun Go Off in Club:
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/chase-bishop-fbi-agent-pleads-guilty-avoids-jail-time-after-gun-fires-while-dancing/

Cheating at the Camel Beauty Contest:
https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2018/01/24/580228837/a-dozen-camels-disqualified-from-saudi-beauty-pageant-over-botox-injections

Man Tries to Dodge Covid Vaccine with Two Fake Arms:
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/vaccine-fake-arm-italy_n_61a6653de4b044a1cc1b18e2

Eric Clapton's Anti-Vaccine Diatribe
https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-news/eric-clapton-disastrous-vaccine-propaganda-1170264/

Contact Info:

Hate-mail, questions or topic ideas for the show, hit us up on twitter at @LiquoredUpLD or email us at liquoreduplowdown@gmail.com. Bryan can be reached on twitter @RussianLitGuy.  Tom can be reached on twitter @Intelligiant2.

Find more of Bryan at:
https://thinkingoutcloud.org/

Find Tom as Donnie Kruger at:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_oaVG9YC-lZ9Lao50t-hzw