The World According to Us with R'nel & Maloney

HANTAVIRUS, PORCH HEISTS & HIGH OCTANE

Tue, 12 May 2026 22:00:00 -0400

The Hantavirus-The Great Maloney Rodent Panic. R’nel reacts to Maloney’s hysteria. Meanwhile, RFK Jr. continues his never-ending inquiry into vaccines.

Porch Thief Chaos Ends. Gas prices are rising exponentially but not in the R’nel world.

Is Trump in a hurry to end the “conflict” with Iran? Will he order from column A or Column B when he arrives in China.

The R’nel family faces an Unsettling Discovery.

Maloney demands that R’nel personally knit something for her-and it better be "perfect".

The Odd & The Offbeat: What this woman found inside a wooden box that she purchased at a Goodwill store. Lucky find...or a moral dilemma.

EXPECTANT GLOW AND EXPENSIVE SEX

Wed, 29 Apr 2026 19:00:00 -0400

R’nel asks Maloney if she “Ever Had the Glow of an Expectant Widow”. He should not have asked.

The First Amendment debate - does it cover everything you say? R'nel and Maloey differ on this!

Mar-a-Lago North-The Ballroom Controversy - R'nel maintains Trump saying it needs to be built in the aftermath of the WHCD assassination attempt is bogus. Maloney's response - Build Baby Build.

The Odd & The Offbeat: Inflation hits the rubber. The condom price explosion. Also, the Sperm Racing World Cup 2026.

MALONEY DOES MELANIA - MAKE HEAVEN GREAT AGAIN

Fri, 17 Apr 2026 13:00:00 -0400

Maloney does her unique impression of the first lady and is expecting black SUV's in front of her house.

Trump - Holy Look, Unholy Feedback. He posts an AI image of himself wearing a flowing robe that looks like it was ordered under “ancient prophet aesthetic,” and he's holding a staff that clearly has a gold-plated logo on it. All part of his feud with Pope Leo.

Maloney hits the confession booth after attending Catholic school for 16 years. Why did her mother think this was a good idea?

The Epstein files-will we ever get to the truth? Acting AG Todd Blanche says "Fuhgeddaboudit" the public has everything it's entitled to.

The Taylor-Travis planned wedding in New York - Swiftie feeding frenzy or smokescreen?

R'nel directly accuses a car wash owner of flashing the big lights in the tunnel but not applying the paid for extras. The owner's response-uncanny.

The Odd & The Offbeat: A 34 year old women says she is proud to be a virgin until she finds the "right one". R'nel asks Maloney "At what age did you finally lose your virginity?" Maloney's response is priceless.

PINK HOT PANTS AND PINK SLIPS

Sat, 04 Apr 2026 15:00:00 -0400

Season 16 of "The Apprentice-You're Fired" hits Pennsylvania Avenue. Maloney thinks that Pam Bondi should sue Trump for harassment. R'nel maintains that's insane.

Kristi Noem’s vetting process failed one person: The Man Who Borrowed Her Manolo Blahniks.

Executive Chaos: Operation Epic Fury: The Season Finale of the Strait of Hormuz.

"The Odd & The Offbeat: In the world of Gary R'nel gasoline prices have not risen. It involves a single ten and two ones. Maloney thinks this is bizarre.

HUNG LIKE A HORSE AND THE MYSTERY RASH

Thu, 05 Mar 2026 16:00:00 -0500

Ghislaine Maxwell allegedly describes this well known politician as being “Hung Like a Horse”.

Melania—The UN Controversy: "Absurdity and Lunacy".

The Iran War: Maloney says not now. R’nel says yes, now with a caveat.

Trump’s latest visible medical quirk: a reddish rash on his neck. R'nel and Maloney are quick to dissect the "origin story" of that rash from the White House.

The Odd & The Offbeat: The one topic that should be TABOO when you’re visiting your dental hygienist with a drill in her hand.

THE STATE OF THE YAWN-ION, A COMEBACK? AND SHOVEL-GATE

Fri, 27 Feb 2026 11:00:00 -0500

Maloney’s reaction to Trump’s State of the Union is priceless. You absolutely need to hear this.

Bill Gates Doubles his Pleasure-Doubles his Fun.

Savannah Gutherie-R’nel & Maloney vehemently disagree on whether she will return to the Today Show set. This argument gets personal for R’nel.

Trump awards the Medal of Freedom to a hockey puck.

The Odd & The Offbeat: Maloney accuses R’nel of being “Cheap to the Core” over twenty bucks.

THE RABBIT, THE RANSOM & THE ROVER

Tue, 10 Feb 2026 00:00:00 -0500

Westminster Dog Show: The judges now checking the owners teeth.

Bad Bunny en el Super Bowl LX: Benito’s up there singing in Spanish, Lady Gaga is doing salsa, and the stage looks like a San Juan street party. Trump's reaction: Repugnante. He wanted ICE to enter the field on the 50 yard line. R'nel & Maloney creating a Podcast Promotion Sombrero.

The Guthrie Abduction: Maloney thinks it's a test case for "Abduction and Bitcoins." R'nel accuses the media of maintaining a 'Missing Person Tier List'. What about the kids whose parents can’t afford a PR firm? Why does justice have a VIP list? You definitely need to hear this.

The Odd & The Offbeat: A female patient in a mental health therapist's waiting room sees R'nel with his 'Murse' and accuses him of striking her with it. You seriously need to hear this.

PROTESTS, MELANIA & PORCELAIN THRONES

Fri, 30 Jan 2026 13:00:00 -0500

Maloney says many of the ICE protestors are "paid agitators" and are there simply to cause trouble. R'nel calls Maloney's accusations "propaganda" and says she would make a good press secretary for DJT. You need to hear this.

Wait? What? Maloney's daughter is literally chased on a beach while walking her dog. No-her complexion does not indicate a minority in any capacity-in fact her skin tone is more KKK Lily-white. What prompted the ICE Brigade to chase Audrey? Again, you need to hear this.

R'nel refers to the just released "documentary" "Melania" as a worthy recipient of the Golden Raspberry. Maloney is irritated that R'nel is panning the doc without even seeing it. R'nel thinks Melania and her wide rimmed hats are obnoxious.

The Odd & The Offbeat: Shooting a stream of warm water onto your genitals and anal cavity and then blow drying the area with warm air pretty much describes the operation of a BIDET. NYC's Mayor is installing these devices in Gracie Mansion at taxpayer expense. Maloney's "experience" using a BIDET.

ALUU-INUIT-DJT-GREENLAND

Thu, 08 Jan 2026 01:00:00 -0500

With Trump threatening to annex Greenland by force or negotiation-Maloney brings ALUU & INUIT into the conversation. You NEED to hear this. This is EXCLUSIVE to this Podcast.

Maloney nearly experiences an orgasm on the Podcast not being able to contain her excitement and enthusiasm for the U.S. military operation in Venezuela taking Maduro and his wife into custody. Maloney focuses on the "unbelievable" proficiency of the capture. R'nel attempts to walk her off the climax board.

R'nel takes the media to task over the Epstein files and the ACA subsidies now off the front page. Maloney-a former News Director in NYC-maintains R'nel is lost in the wilderness here.

The Odd & The Offbeat: LEGO announces its biggest innovation since the Minifig. The company that built an empire on plastic rectangles—is now putting hi tech into a 2x4 brick. R'nel & Maloney react!

PRIME TIME GASLIGHTING AND MAKING THE TOILET GREAT AGAIN

Fri, 19 Dec 2025 20:00:00 -0500

he Grinch Who Stole Christmas. Jarring, Unsettling Mysterious-A Revival of the Twilight Zone-these words best describe Donald Trump's 18 minute nationally televised address to convince Americans that the country is about to enter a "Gilded Age". R'nel suggests the perfect venue for this speech to be replayed. You absolutely need to hear this.

Maloney heard a word used repeatedly by the media when covering the deaths of Rob & Michelle Reiner. Now, she swears this word has been permanently removed from her lexicon.

Maloney feels like she is being conned by CON ED. You need to hear this.

The Odd & The Offbeat: R'nel offers up a very unique idea for a holiday gift. Spontaneous Combustion in a very personal area.

THE TRUMP GOLD CARD - DON'T LEAVE HOME WITHOUT IT

Sat, 13 Dec 2025 12:00:00 -0500

Lady Liberty is in mourning in New York Harbor. Emma Lazarus's poem, "The New Colossus," on a bronze plaque at the pedestal states "Give me your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free...". Trump's response to the sonnet? Fuhgeddaboudit! You want in-use my Trump Gold Card.

The ACA subsidies could expire in days. Millions could lose their health insurance. What’s the fix? Maloney rants about removing politics from the healthcare debate. R’nel thinks she’s hallucinating.

The Odd & The Offbeat: You’re at the airport about to catch a flight. How about doing a couple of RFK Jr pull-ups. You absolutely need to hear this.

SHUTDOWN SHOWDOWN - R'NEL & MALONEY

Tue, 11 Nov 2025 01:00:00 -0500

SHOW TITLE: SHUTDOWN SHOWDOWN-R'NEL & MALONEY

SHOW NOTES:

R'nel is outraged over the Democrats decision to end the Shutdown. Maloney is uncorking champagne. For Maloney, the most grating sound in the shutdown debate wasn't the shouting or the political vitriol. R'nel used two words that flips Maloney into a tirade. You need to hear this.

Rudy, Rudy, Rudy-America's Mayor receives a pardon from America's President. How delightful. Ghislaine Maxwell writes a love letter to Donald Trump imploring him to grant her a pardon in the Jeffrey Epstein case. Her next transfer could be to Mar-a-Lago. Maybe she will bring along the Little Black Book.

Odd & Offbeat: Operation BigBear. R'nel is clueless. Maloney explains. Yes, Operation BigBear!

BANGING ON THE PODCAST

Fri, 10 Oct 2025 22:00:00 -0400

R'nel is astonished when Maloney uses the word "banging" at the opening of the Podcast. Why did she do it? You have to hear this.

Maloney weighs on the NY Giants rookie QB Jaxson Dart. R'nel lives for the Giants but did not see the game. His explanation is a bit surreal.

Could it hold this time? Could it be for real? Trump announces a peace deal between Israel and Hamas. He travels to Israel on Monday. R'nel & Maloney differ completely on what is motivating Trump to make the trip now. Meanwhile the devastation in the Ukraine continues with attacks from Russia escalating. Thousands are dead including children. Trump seems to be MIA on sanctioning Putin. WHY?

The Odd & The Off Beat: Ashes to Ashes-Dust to Dust. The Catholic church weighs in on the storage of ashes of the deceased. Maloney has ashes in her house of a dearly departed non-human. You have got to hear this.

And, R'nel is the king of comps, but a discount on the body of a dead relative?Unbelievable, but true!

No Beer Belly Generals/Adams Takes the Off Ramp

Wed, 01 Oct 2025 22:00:00 -0400

Fake It Till You Shame It: Trump’s Vulgar AI Clip (Schumer-Jeffries) sparks a colossal feud Between R’nel and Maloney. You absolutely need to hear this.

In a move so bold it made Tucker Carlson blink twice; the “Secretary of War” Pete Hegseth summoned every Marine Corps top brass to Quantico — presumably via bald eagle courier — to lay down a new mission: Common sense goes AWOL. Pure Insanity.

Eric Adams — swaggering ex-cop, nightlife mayor, self-declared face of New York’s post-pandemic comeback — just walked off the stage. No warning. No big farewell tour. Was there a Trump Quid Pro Quo influencing Adams to get out?

The Odd & The Offbeat: The Halloween/Christmas clash. Buying Christmas trees and bags of candy. R’nel & Maloney look at the “Christmas Creep”.

FIRST AMENDMENT FOLLIES

Fri, 19 Sep 2025 23:00:00 -0400

R'nel thinks Maloney's interpretation of the First Amendment as it relates to Kimmel, Colbert and others is pure unadulterated insanity. You've got to hear this. R'nel argues that censorship is the Trojan Horse here and Trump is in the saddle.

R'nel and Maloney have differing opinions on what's acceptable and appropriate on the public air waves.

The Odd & The Offbeat: R'nel partakes in Road Rage and how this incident ended up is a shocker. Yes, R'nel is still alive to tell the story.

TRUMP SHOULD HAVE SENT HALLMARK-DID MALONEY DISS HER KIDS?

Wed, 10 Sep 2025 23:00:00 -0400

Maloney is asked, what is the most fulfilling part of your life? Her answer simply stuns R'nel. You truly have to hear this.

Trump's signature on the Epstein Birthday card could be the creepiest Hallmark moment imaginable.

Will the Bidens ask Kamala for dinner ever again after reading a comment in her new book 107 Days?

R'nel is summoned for Jury Duty and suffers from Chronic Objection Disorder.

Maloney calls out Trump for election interference in the NYC Mayoral race.

The Odd & The Offbeat: Our Burning Man Update.

THE ORGY DOME, TAYLOR'S RING AND THE RFK DEBACLE

Fri, 29 Aug 2025 23:00:00 -0400

Maloney introduces R'nel to the Burning Man Orgy Dome. You've got to hear this.

R'nel and Maloney are locked in vehement disagreement over the wave of nonpartisan top scientists tendering their resignations in protest of RFK’s junk science.

R'nel and Maloney ask why so many people are fascinated by the Kelce-Swift engagement. Their advice to some who are mesmerized? Get a life.

The Odd & The Offbeat: Yes, there is an update on the "Wart Report". Maloney's son has a wart in an extremely unconventional location.

Warts-Putin-A High-Class Dump

Tue, 19 Aug 2025 22:00:00 -0400

No immediate ceasefire? Fuhgeddaboudit! R'nel & Maloney agree on this one. What's the point of continuing "peace talks" without one? Insanity.

Is Donald Trump expressing more physical affection toward Valdimir Putin than to his own wife? R'nel maintains Trump strokes Putin's hand more than Melania's. Also, Maloney wants to know why Melania is writing a personal letter to Putin.

Maloney gets an unusual call at 3am. You've got to hear this.

The Odd & The Offbeat: The Hamptons-Green Garbage Bags & Luxury autos

THE UNHOLY TRINITY: EPSTEIN, TRUMP, AND THE COLBERT COLLAPSE

Wed, 23 Jul 2025 23:00:00 -0400

Will 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue soon become the next Superfund site? R’nel maintains the Teflon dripping away from Donald Trump will affect the water supply. Will Ghislaine be offered a “Pardon” for her silence on Trump and Epstein’s relationship? You need to hear Maloney on this one.

Trump is excited that Coke will use Sugar Cane instead of High Fructose Corn Syrup in the U.S. This, from the guy who eats hundreds of pounds of Big Macs each year. He’s concerned about America’s health.

R’nel & Maloney with opposing viewpoints on why CBS cut the cord with Stephen Colbert. What is set on the Colbert GPS for his next stop? Interesting suggestions here.

Having an affair with your other significant other. Putting it up on a Jumbotron is not a good idea.

The Odd & The Offbeat is focused on Market Price. You need to hear this.

AMBER ALERT FOR INTEGRITY & SELF-RESPECT

Thu, 03 Jul 2025 23:00:00 -0400

R'nel and Maloney dissect the phenomenon of lawmakers flipping their votes at the eleventh hour on President Trump's "Big Beautiful Bill." Do the words egomaniacal and narcissism come to mind? You need to hear this to understand lawmakers’ bizarre behavior.

R’nel’s daughter is a Vegetarian. You will be astounded at the question she asks her father about how he will grill her burger for the 4th of July. This is incredible. Maloney reacts.

His name is Zohran Mamdani. He is the Democratic nominee running for Mayor of New York City. Mamdani is a self-described democratic socialist and practicing Shia Muslim. Is NYC ready for its first Muslim Mayor? Will Mamdani wear a thobe to City Hall?

The Odd & The Offbeat: You’ve heard of DWI - R’nel & Maloney now introduce you to DWFF.

FLUFFY SLIPPERS - AND HE'S CALLED A SCHMUCK

Sat, 31 May 2025 11:00:00 -0400

Maloney is outraged at what she considers a down and dirty campaign commercial that is airing in New York. R'nel applauds the ad.

American tourists are warned to hide their identity when they travel overseas - or risk a possible terrorist attack. You have never heard this one before.

R'nel maintains that a DUI blowpipe in vehicles could end up on many pornographic sites. Yes, this sounds weird and it is.

The Odd & The Offbeat-Maloney gives us a glimpse inside a suburban New York City courtroom - where the attire is not what you might expect.

BIRTHRIGHT OR WRONG? - DIDDY DO IT?

Sat, 17 May 2025 11:00:00 -0400

Maloney is purchasing a black SUV and a scarf to hide her identity when she visits hospitals to take into custody newborns whose parents are not legal or naturalized U.S. citizens. Maloney's attitude toward Birthright & the 14th Amendment: Throw the baby out with the dirty bathwater. R'nel is appalled at her attitude. You need to hear his response. It's a classic.

Why is America enamored and attracted in droves to the Sean Diddy Combs case? R'nel tells his shrink what he thinks is wrong with Americans who gravitate toward sensational media. He is irritated that "We have nothing better to do with our lives."

The Odd & The Offbeat: Ever try calling customer service to resolve a problem with a product? You win the prize of utter confusion and a dead end. You need to hear Maloney's conversation trying to get an issue resolved at an overseas call center. No-two Xanax did not calm her down.

PIGEON HOLED IN THE FIRST 100 DAYS

Tue, 29 Apr 2025 12:00:00 -0400

Trump's poll numbers are sinking faster than a sandcastle in a rising tide. R'nel & Maloney reflect on if more Republicans will leave the safety of hibernation to criticize DJT publicly.

R'nel needs to take a Xanax after Trump endorses the idea of Ukraine putting its sovereignty and territorial integrity at risk. Ripley would have a difficult time believing Maloney's response to talks between Putin, Zalensky & Trump.

Maloney comments on whether or not the movie Conclave is more fact or fiction. You've got to hear this.

THE ODD AND THE OFFBEAT - With all that's happening in the world, Maloney is very concerned about pigeons being poached in Brooklyn!

And you've got to hear her impression of Andrew Cuomo - and his chances of becoming the next Mayor of NYC. It's priceless.

DEMOCRACY AND EASTER EGGS - IN THE TOILET

Sun, 20 Apr 2025 23:00:00 -0400

Is American Democracy circling the drain, or are we just watching the water swirl? Is Trump ready to flush our Democracy down the Tidy Bowl? R'nel & Maloney want to know why Republicans in Congress and many Americans are MIA. Emotions run hot on this one.

Can Kamala stage a resurrection? R'nel is literally irate concerning Maloney's reason for thinking Kamala doesn't have another chance at the presidency.

R'nel says his shrink insists he needs to treat Maloney with more respect. His therapist told him this minutes before the Podcast. Listen to Maloney's reaction.

Maloney is howling and "so upset" over the resurrection of the Dire Wolf. R'nel thinks Maloney skipped her medication.

The Odd & The Offbeat: A Minnesota woman dyes her Easter eggs where? Ripley would have a difficult time believing this. From existential political dread to the truly bizarre, this week's Podcast is a wild ride through the absurdities of our times.

THE POLITICS OF STILETTOS

Thu, 20 Mar 2025 23:00:00 -0400

Sen. Chuck Schumer-glasses at the extreme end of his nose- throws the GOP a CR lifeline. Maloney thinks this was an act of heroism. R'nel calls it nothing more than a complete sellout. Maloney says R'nel is afflicted with Trump Derangement Syndrome. Could TDS soon be a recognized mental health disease?

You've got to hear R'nel & Maloney's reaction to Trump's calling for the impeachment of Judges.

Maloney attempts to explain the difference between a high heel and a Stiletto to R'nel. Intriguing.

The Odd & The Offbeat: A new version of Monopoly has parents and teachers outraged. No, this is not DEI related.

AN EGGSTRAODINARY PROTEST AND RAISING CANE

Fri, 07 Mar 2025 12:00:00 -0500

Forget about Fentanyl at our southern border. A surprising new smuggling trend is taking root. U.S Customs is “cracking” down on egg smugglers. Maloney offers up an antidote to the high pricesof eggs with prices up over 100 percent recently. Also, R’nel just bought stock in Dramamine. He suffers from intense nauseous over Trump’s indecision on tariffs.

Two marriages seem to be having problems. Up First: Donald Trump and Wall Street. A huge rift has surfaced concerning the uncertainty over Tariffs & DOGE. The Odd & Offbeat: Is Michelle Obama about to review a prenup she may have tucked away concerning her marriage to Barack? Maloney thinks they are on the verge of a split. R'nel thinks that is absurd. You’ve got to hear this.

FORGET THE EGGS - OZEMPIC IS CHEAPER

Mon, 17 Feb 2025 23:00:00 -0500

You ordered a Three Egg Omellette? Are you insane? You must be earning six figures? The Bird Flu is causing the eradication of millions of chickens as egg prices skyrocket. Maloney feeds wild birds millet in her backyard and is distressed because we do not have a medical cure for her avian friends. The Bird Lady gets highly emotional. R'nel wants to know if its possible to make a one' egg omelette.

Maloney expresses concern about new medication studies. R'nel is taking Ozempic and is cross examined by Maloney.

The Odd & The Offbeat: Taking another look at Bill Belichick's relationship with a woman 48 years his junior. Is Belichick ordering Testosterone boosters from late night TV commercials? Only Jordan Hudson knows for sure.

MALONEY DONS A MEXICAN SOMBRERO

Thu, 06 Feb 2025 18:00:00 -0500

Maloney claims she lost a job because of D.E.I. R'nel thinks there is some silver lining behind the cloud of Diversification, Equity and Inclusion. Maloney-not so much.

Former Senate Majority leader Mitch McConnell appears on 60 minutes. R'nel embarrasses himself by offering up his impersonation of Mitch.

Legacy media is under attack by Trump and his new FCC Commissioner. R'nel calls it government censorship. Maloney says the 4th Estate needs a watchdog to ensure "Fair & Balanced".

The Odd & The Offbeat: Maloney heads to Mexico but this is not about tariffs or Fentanyl.

THE WILD RIDE HAS BEGUN

Wed, 22 Jan 2025 01:00:00 -0500

Is this anyway to start the beginning of a Podcast?
R'nel proposes Maloney take a cruise to "The Gulf of America".
Trump's carte blance pardoning of the J6 insurrectionists. R'nel calls it a travesty. Injured Metro Police Officer Michael Fanone tells us how he "Really Feels" about the pardon.
Maloney issues an Amber Alert for Michele Obama. R'nel's response: She's NOT missing.

The Odd & The Offbeat: Melania has a border wall built around her head.
You've got to hear this.

MALONEY MAY MOVE TO GREENLAND

Wed, 08 Jan 2025 18:00:00 -0500

Greenland, USA - it has a ring to it!
Maloney on Biden declaring a National Day of Mourning for Jimmy Carter. You’ve got to hear her reaction to this one. R’nel is in disbelief!
R’nel tells Americans get out of your media silo.
Maloney forbids R’nel from using the “T” word for the rest of today’s Podcast.
You really do need to hear this exchange. Maloney puts R’nel in the ICU.

The Odd & the Offbeat: Stormy Daniels is now doing what?

DANCING DRONES AND BENT CARROT SYNDROME

Tue, 17 Dec 2024 20:00:00 -0500

The Drone Conspiracy - Maloney thinks there is a Trump connection.
The insanity of a Senator Lara Trump... and a pardon for NYC Mayor Eric Adams!?

Maloney's advice to parents --If your kids ask, tell them Santa does not exist and never has! She attended Catholic school. R’nel who is a Jew, defends the existence of Santa. You’ve Got to Hear This!

The Odd & The Offbeat: Don’t let Erectile Dysfunction or Bent Carrot Syndrome wreck your holiday. Order now-the cure delivered in a plain brown box.

FUGETABOUTIT - YOU'RE UNDER 16

Thu, 05 Dec 2024 00:00:00 -0500

YOUR MAILMAN, LAWN SERVICE, RECYCLE GUYS ON THE TRUCK THINK THEY ARE ENTITLED TO RECEIVE “A LITTLE SOMETHING” FROM YOU FOR THE HOLIDAY. YOU’VE GOT TO HEAR R’NEL’S REACTION TO THIS.
RFK Jr. TAKES A SHOWER WHERE?
DADDY GIVES HIS SON A GET-OUT-OF JAIL FREE CARD. MALONEY’S UNCANNY RESPONSE.
AUSTRAILA FORBIDS YOU FROM DOING THIS IF YOU’RE UNDER 16.
DEALING WITH PTSD POST THIS ELECTION. MALONEY “THINKS” SHE IS OFFERING SOUND AVICE.

THE ODD & THE OFFBEAT: MALONEY THINKS THIS ACTIVITY BY SOME MALES IS ABHORRENT, DISGUSTING AND REPULSIVE.

SPREADING HOLIDAY CHEER-GAETZ STYLE AND KEEPING KIDS ON A SHORT LEASH

Tue, 26 Nov 2024 20:00:00 -0500

Kathleen Maloney and Matt Gaetz join forces to help Gary R’nel celebrate the Holidays. You’ve simply got to hear this!
R’nel takes a sedative after the Trump indictments are dropped. Maloney literally sips wine in celebration.
R’nel is extremely agitated because so many people won’t remove campaign signs on their front lawns.
Maloney sticks with Trump’s win being called a "mandate" - even though R'nel think that is overstated!The Odd & The Offbeat: Parents who treat their children like dogs. Yes, actually taking them for a walk.

FUHGEDDABOUDIT - MY DAUGHTER SAYS STOP THIS NOW

Wed, 13 Nov 2024 20:00:00 -0500

Why did Kathleen Maloney vote for Kamala Harris? You’ve got to hear this.
Maloney is threatened by a family member after watching the news.
An animal slayer is nominated to lead Homeland Security.
R’nel tells Maloney Democracy is under assault. You’ve got to hear Maloney’s response. It is uncanny.
And you could be endangering your health lingering in the bathroom.

YOU’RE HIDING WHAT FROM YOUR MAN?

Sun, 03 Nov 2024 18:00:00 -0500

What does Kathleen think about Julia Roberts and Liz Cheney telling women to keep their votes secret from their spouses if they would feel more comfortable doing so? You’ve got to hear her answer.

R’nel attempts to convince Trump to pick up his “garbage” while he is on the route. Maybe stop at McDonalds and pick me up a fry.

Is there a media outlet that rises above the others in attempting to report the news in an unbiased fashion?

A recent Maloney text to R'nel has him possibly needing therapy.

The Odd & The Offbeat: Saying your goodbyes at the airport in New Zealand is under a watchful eye. You’ve got to hear this.

R’NEL PLEADS FOR IT-MALONEY SAYS NO

Wed, 23 Oct 2024 20:00:00 -0400

R’nel has been asking Maloney to please do “this” for him. She continues to refuse. She says it’s personal. You’ve got to hear this.
Maloney maintains she has a foolproof survey to determine who is going to win the election -- The Big Box poll.
R’nel encounters a low- information voter in a Costco parking lot. The conversation is unreal.
Maloney does a perfect AOC impression. Should be on SNL.
Is it possible to get news from an unbiased source?

THE PRESIDENTIAL PORNOGRAPHY DEBATE

Wed, 09 Oct 2024 22:00:00 -0400

R'nel recovers from the onslaught of Amazon Prime Days and Trump's insidious lies concerning FEMA & the hurricanes.
R'nel is literally shocked when Maloney proposes to cut back on aid to Israel and Ukraine to replenish FEMA's revenue fund.
Maloney admits publicly that she made not vote for either Presidential candidate. You've simply got to hear R'nel's outrage over this.
Maloney thinks Colbert has a "thing" for Kamala.
The Odd & The Offbeat: R'nel & Maloney make the connection between Pornhub and the Presidential debate.

MALONEY PAYS LAST RESPECTS TO MELANIA

Fri, 27 Sep 2024 23:00:00 -0400

Maloney seriously wants a $100 thousand dollar birthday present from R’nel. You need to hear why Maloney is so desperate for this gift.

In the last two weeks Maloney has referred to Donald Trump as Donald Crump. And, on today’s Podcast she called Melania’s soon to be released memoir “Melania-a Memoriam”. Maloney expresses no ill will toward Trump or Melania. R’nel suggests she is tested for deteriorating cognitive ability. You’ve got to hear this. R’nel believes Melania’s book isn’t worth the paper its printed on.

She was the former News Director of WABC Radio, a 1010WINS Anchor and Reporter and is a Fox Radio News Anchor based in NYC. She reacts to the Mayor Eric Adams indictment. Could be a new show coming soon to NYC entitled “Disgracie Mansion.”

R’nel suggests Adams call NJ indicted Senator Bob Menendez and ask him to toss a gold bar across the river to help him with legal fees.

FRIED CAT, YOUR CHOICE OF CHIPS OR A BISCUIT

Fri, 20 Sep 2024 16:00:00 -0400

Maloney simply does not understand Oprah’s star retention power as it relates to Kamala Harris. R’nel attempts to explain it. The duo gets somewhat testy with each other on this issue. You’ve got to hear this.

A Springfield, Ohio restaurant has a “New” item on the menu
as it relates to cats and dogs.

Maloney maintains that Democrats and Republicans are equally at fault for lobbing personal attacks. R’nel thinks Maloney is hallucinating. Maloney unveils the “Donald Crump” campaign. You need to hear this.

The Odd & The Offbeat: Mom tells 13 year old daughter “No Taylor Swift for you.”

WOMEN NEED TO BE MORE SEXUALLY ACTIVE

Thu, 15 Aug 2024 18:00:00 -0400

R’nel & Maloney take a break from politics for this Podcast.
You’ve got to hear Maloney’s reaction to the announcement from CBS News
that they are replacing Norah O’Donnell with two male anchors.
Maloney accuses R’nel of being personally fixated with Katie Couric.
R’nel is flying and he wants to choose a seat in the “pink area”.
Maloney maintains misogyny is still pervasive in the United States.
The latest perfume to hit store shelves is based on what scent?
R’nel discloses he does not suffer from Orthorexia.

A FORMER WABC NEWS DIRECTOR GOES BALISTIC

Thu, 01 Aug 2024 21:00:00 -0400

Maloney is irate at the lack of journalistic integrity on the part of the National Association of Black Journalists while interviewing Donald John Trump. Maloney shrieks "They're unfair to him asking the wrong questions." You've got to hear R'nel's response. R'nel connects the dots between DJT and racism. Trump is confused: Is KAMALA Indian or Black. Donald is perplexed.

R'nel is suffering from discomfort and nausea. Is it male menopause?

The Odd & The Offbeat: Maloney's son gets surrounded by a Trump rally on the high seas in the Hamptons. He suffers low-grade trauma...
But he is still able to build a handicap ramp -- but it's not what you think!

LOVING HOSTILITY SURFACES ON THIS PODCAST

Thu, 25 Jul 2024 14:00:00 -0400

Maloney accuses Joe Biden of lying to the American public during his oval office address maintaining he didn’t tell the truth of why he is bowing out. R’nel (who fights for equal time on the podcast) maintains Biden told us HIS truth. This episode really heats up in an unusual way. You’ve got to hear this. Maloney also questions R’nel concerning his journalistic integrity. Yes, R’nel is mildly offended by the comment. Loving, intriguing hostility ensues.

The Odd & The Offbeat: Does R’nel need a toilet timer installed on the outside of his bathroom door? His daughters have posted a sign in the bathroom. You’ve got to hear what it says. R’nel admits it’s a mistake to take his cell phone in the bathroom with him. Does Maloney sit on the bowl with her cell phone in hand?

MALONEY DOES KAMALA

Wed, 24 Jul 2024 18:00:00 -0400

R'nel is literally taken aback and needs to be stabilized after Maloney offers up her impression of what she refers to as the "nasal" Kamala Harris. You've got to hear this. Maloney maintains that Kamala's ascenion to the "throne" was an inside job by the Democrats. R'nel thinks Maloney needs medication as she delves deeper into conspiracy theories.

R'nel makes comments on the economy under Biden. Maloney is agitated questioning R'nel's depth of economic knowledge just because he anchored at Bloomberg Radio. She does not give up on this one.

The Odd & The Offbeat: Digital timers in public restrooms.
"You have been sitting there how long?"

MAXI PADS AT THE RNC

Thu, 18 Jul 2024 18:00:00 -0400

R'nel refers to the RNC as the MAGA rally. Maloney thinks the convention showcased a unified Republican party. R'nel tells Maloney there is medication to assist you in thinking more clearly on this. Things begin to unravel.
You've got to hear this.

Maloney recounts her days as WABC New York News Director working side by side with Rush Limbaugh and draws an analogy between Rush and Donald Trump. An analogy that takes you behind the curtain. R'nel suggests she doubles up on the medication. R'nel continues to hypothesize that the bandage on Trump's ear at the RNC was a Maxi Pad.

The Odd & the Offbeat: Maloney warns R'nel against eating a poppy seed bagel.

AMERICA: YOU STINK!

Wed, 10 Jul 2024 08:00:00 -0400

Have you seen those incessant deodorant TV commercials led by the brand LUME? You've got to hear R'nel & Maloney's reaction to the saturation of these spots. In fact, Maloney offers a suggestion on where on the body to apply LUME. Hide the kids!

Does Biden need to step aside? The real insight into the decision making process and what truly is at stake for America. Someone asked Biden how he is coping with this self-inflicted chaos. His response: "What are you talking about, man?"

Question: What's up with "Dr." Jill Biden. R'nel thinks she should be charged with elder abuse. Maloney on Kamala: Let's just say Ripley would have a difficult time believing her response to a possible Harris candidacy.

BIDEN TAKES THE TITANIC EXPRESS

Fri, 28 Jun 2024 19:00:00 -0400

R'nel maintains he needs to see a psychiatrist to deal with the trauma of Biden's performance on the debate stage.
Maloney claims that Biden's handlers should be subject to elder abuse charges.

R'nel recounts the more than 30 Trump lies at the podium while Maloney says Biden's 9 lives are just as terrible. R'nel vehemently disagrees with Maloney on this one. R'nel says a majority of Trump's supporters are in denial when it comes to his narcissistic behavior. Maloney wants both candidates gone.

Jill Biden supported her husband as he left the stage. Melania Trump was too busy taking care of Barron to show.

The Odd and the Offbeat? We just witnessed it on live television!

THOU SHALT NOT !?!?

Fri, 21 Jun 2024 13:00:00 -0400

Kathleen Maloney attended Catholic schools and a Jesuit college and stands firm in her belief that the Ten Commandments has nothing to do with religion. She supports Louisiana's decision to post them in every public classroom. Gary R'nel, a "middle of the road Jew" thinks the idea is a strict violation of the separation of church state principle. You've got to hear this discussion.

The difference between Joe Biden and Donald Trump when it comes to mental acuity is huge. Problem here: Maloney refuses to let R'nel explain why Trump is far worse.
Also, R'nel & Maloney offer strong opinions on the upcoming CNN debate.

The Odd & The Offbeat: Let's just say it has to do with romance
and the numbers 72 & 24.

REMEMBERING D-DAY, MAYBE NOT!

Fri, 07 Jun 2024 23:00:00 -0400

Maloney accuses Biden of suffering from early-stage dementia but a few seconds later she suffers from her own cognitive disability. You've got to hear this.

Maloney wants to see Kamala and Nikki as the nominees. R'nel maintains that Nikki simply cannot be trusted. He says she has an abysmal character flaw.

Maloney diagnoses R'nel with TDS. R'nel "attempts" to teach Maloney the real definition of Trump Deranged Syndrome. It does not go well. No candles on the R'nel Birthday cake.

FLIP FLOP DEMOCRACY

Thu, 23 May 2024 16:00:00 -0400

It’s not officially summer yet and Nikki Haley is proudly donning her flip flops. Haley, who has heavily criticized Donald Trump calling him unhinged, a purveyor of chaos, a threat to Democracy and someone who cannot win a general election, now says she will support Trump in 2024. Maloney’s reaction is priceless. You’ve got to hear this. R’nel maintains Haley has lost every moral fiber in her body.

Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis is banning all lights that aren’t red, white, and blue from bridges across the state from Memorial Day to Labor Day as part of his “Freedom Summer” initiative. R’nel calls the motivation behind the idea pure insanity.
Maloney defends DeSantis on this one.

The Odd & The Offbeat: What R’nel discovered in the bottom of his salad, ordered at a fast-food restaurant, is astounding. So too, is Maloney’s reaction.

THE PREVAGIN-NO DOZ DEBATE

Fri, 17 May 2024 00:00:00 -0400

R'nel & Maloney name the sponsors for the upcoming debates between President Biden and Donald Trump. You've got to hear this. Really.
Trump's supporters cloning themselves at the New York City criminal courthouse.
Yes, actually cloning themselves.

NYC Mayor Eric Adams suggests that immigrants would make perfect lifeguards. It's his reasoning that is raising a PC ruckus. New York, like many cities across America, is experiencing a lifeguard shortage. So what exactly is the lifeguard/immigrant connection Mr. Mayor?

The Odd & The Offbeat this week features a member of Maloney's family picking up Thai food for dinner. What happens at the restaurant has Maloney outraged. Yet, she still ate the dinner.

PUSSY IN A BOX - PUSSY IN COURT

Thu, 09 May 2024 19:00:00 -0400

A porn star's claims about a sexual encounter versus falsified business records - no doubt which wins a jury's attention!

A shocking report revealed that independent presidential candidate Robert F. Kennedy Jr. suggested in a 2012 deposition that doctors had found a dead worm in his brain. R'nel & Maloney wonder what is inhabiting the brains of Donald J. Trump and Joseph R. Biden.

What action would Maloney take if she had a child attending a college that cancelled its commencement exercises due to protests? You've got to hear this. R'nel thinks her answer is lunacy.

The Odd & The Offbeat: Amazon introduces a new product (not yet confirmed) Pussy In A Box. Before you get to offended and need to take PC medication -- there is a rationale explanation for this segment. Calm Down.

ZIP TIES ON THE QUAD--CRICKET FACES THE FIRING SQUAD

Wed, 01 May 2024 20:00:00 -0400

Who needs euthanasia when we have Kristi Noem at our disposal.
Maloney demands an answer now!

"R'nel, for your Birthday, do you want a "God Bless the USA" Bible or One Share of Truth Social stock? You've got to hear R'nel's answer on this.

Maloney wants to know if we can label college protests an insurrection.
R'nel wants to know how kids who get into Columbia can be be so stupid
about these protests.

R'nel considers starting a GoFundMe site to buy Trump hair dye and bronzer.

The Odd & The Offbeat: The Mr. Softee App. It's not what you think.

COLLEGE CHAOS AND TRUMP VAN WINKLE

Tue, 23 Apr 2024 18:00:00 -0400

R'nel offers up this message to students demonstrating on college campuses over Palestinian treament in the Gaza: "Get the hell back to class". Maloney calls some of the protestors "agitators". Do they have 1st Amendment rights? You've got to hear this duo's response.

Frazzled. That's the word that best describes Donald Trump's appearance after only a couple of days in court. But, what exactly does frazzled mean to R'nel & Maloney?
R'nel refers to Trump as "A disheveled Fred Flintstone".
Maloney is worried about misuse of the justice system.
The Odd and the Offbeat - Tooth or Consequences -- with a happy ending!
One of those stories you just can't make up.

DJT SWEARS ON A STACK OF BIBLES

Thu, 28 Mar 2024 11:00:00 -0400

Maloney offers R'nel two odd & distinctive choices for a birthday gift.
You've got to hear this. Odd & distinctive is truly an understatement.
The media's response to the Baltimore bridge collapse -- Most anchors actually asked this ridiculous question.
Maloney persuades R'nel that his outrage over NBC News hiring former RNC Chair Ronna McDaniel was totally misplaced. Kudos to Malony on this one. Not an easy feat. Donald Trump says America needs to pray more and he's got the perfect bible that you need to buy for sixty bucks.
R'nel is literally assaulted at Costco. Wait until you hear Maloney's reaction!

NIKKI SETTLES FOR A BOWL OF CEREAL

Wed, 06 Mar 2024 13:00:00 -0500

Nikki Haley suspends her campaign and R’nel & Maloney have questions.
The questions though are not about Haley. You’ve got to hear this.
Meanwhile, a former Democrat first lady will continue to tend her garden.
Kellogg's CEO tells cash-strapped consumers that cereal for dinner is a 'great' option. Maloney endorses the suggestion as palatable. R’nel finds it disgraceful.
The Odd & the Offbeat: The Florida Man Games - finally an official event, where outlandish is the norm...but after years of abuse, Miami Beach is ending its relationship with spring breakers. Maloney is aghast at the choice R’nel made for a spring break.

CRACKING THE POLITICAL EGG

Sat, 24 Feb 2024 09:00:00 -0500

Maloney offers up an unusual take on the Alabama Supreme Court ruling that embryos created through IVF are considered children. Her reaction has something to do with breakfast. R'nel is stunned. This-you've got to hear.

Biden gives college grads the gift of a lifetime. $1.2 billion in loan forgiveness. Is there a Quid pro quo here? Debt relief in exchange for your support in the November election? R'nel is outraged that Biden is not forgiving outstanding loans for students who attended trade schools. "Give my plumber loan forgiveness."

Maloney literally shocks R'nel in her support of Trump saying that in many ways Navalny's death in Russia compares to his own persecution in the courts.
You have to hear R'nel's response to this.

Odd & The Offbeat-Maloney is desperate for a new pair of socks but at what cost?

THE AMERICAN DREAM - BANG!

Thu, 15 Feb 2024 18:00:00 -0500

Maloney is about four minutes late to begin the Podcast. You would think-no big deal. One problem here. Whenever R'nel is late he is verbally assaulted for his "ongoing tardiness". Maloney can be relentless here and she is.

Jubilation can quickly morph into tragedy. Witness the recent mass shooting in Kansas City during the celebration of the Chiefs Super Bowl win. R'nel & Maloney offer divergent and at times "animated" views on how to stem gun violence.
You've got to hear this.

R'nel & Maloney react to the Mayorkas impeachment and immigration reform.
Maloney blames Biden for problems at the border.
R'nel attempts to "educate" her on this issue.

The Odd & The Offbeat: Getting spanked with a Bible in an S&M game...
Then, finding religion.

SWIFT POLITICS WHERE THE BUCK STOPS NOWHERE

Fri, 02 Feb 2024 20:00:00 -0500

You've got to hear R'nel & Maloney's reaction to the latest Conspiracy Theory. This one involves Taylor Swift and her beau Travis Kelce. Swift is accused by some Republicans of covertly working to convince her adoring fans to vote for Biden. The Conspiracy theorists think the Kansas City Chiefs, the Biden campaign and the NFL all have seats at the table with Taylor. But we reveal an even better conspiracy theory!

How do you show your unwavering support for Donald Trump? Simple. Help pay $50 million in his legal fees. R'nel & Maloney are in suspended animation over what R'nel calls the ignorance of the donors. Maloney playing the Mother Theresa role (her Catholic school education) says it is possible some of the contributors were not aware of the intended use of their donation.

The Odd & the Offbeat: Fried Toothpicks.

FROM "BIRDBRAIN" TO LIPLOCK

Fri, 26 Jan 2024 21:00:00 -0500

Maloney feels that Trump should be sued for defamation of character again.
R'nel disagrees. This time it's not about E Jean Carroll. It's about Nikki "Birdbrain" Haley.
R'nel & Maloney offer up reaction to Tim Scott and Vivek Ramaswamy racing to kiss Trump's "cheeks".
The parents of a Michigan school shooter are charged with involuntary manslaughter for not reacting to their son's calls for help. Maloney asks what happened to Parental Responsibility?
A former Spanish soccer offical is accused of kissing a female player on the lips without her consent after a big win. R'nel asks Maloney if she ever kissed a man without first giving consent.
The Odd & The Offbeat: Part 2 of the Bambino's Toddler Bed. You need to hear this.

AMERICA'S FEAR FACTOR - REALLY?

Thu, 18 Jan 2024 23:00:00 -0500

Maloney’s unique way of describing the Democrats “Fear Factor” as it relates to the dismantling of our Democracy.
R’nel maintains Trump’s win in Iowa is meaningless in the general.
Maloney attempts to lecture R’nel on the correct pronunciation of the word Houthi as in Houthi Rebels.
Maloney tries to blame the entire immigration problem on Biden. R’nel needs to take a sedative on this one.
R’nel is invited to a dinner party and then 24 hours later disinvited. You’ve got to hear the reason why and Maloney’s reaction to the disinvite.
The Odd & The Offbeat: Maloney shops for a Toddler Bed. R’nel accuses her of being insanely frugal.

DROP THE POPE--THE FAT FLY FREE

Fri, 05 Jan 2024 18:00:00 -0500

Maloney calls for the Pope to be "dropped". You've got to hear this - from someone
who was Catholic-school educated and wore a uniform!
One airline is offering FREE SEATS to the weight challenged.
Just who or what is responsible for media bias? You're probably not going to be happy with this answer.
Immigration--the Democrats and the Republicans do not want to see this decades long problem resolved.
The Odd & The Offbeat: R'nel has a simple request--one half pound of freshly sliced turkey breast. It's not happening.

TRUMPED AND BUSTED BY THE COURTS

Sat, 23 Dec 2023 00:00:00 -0500

Should the courts play a role in whether or not Trump gets on the ballot in certain states? Maloney is extremely direct on this one while R'nel thinks her thinking here is bizarre.
Giuliani declares bankruptcy while Maloney comes up with what would have been his PERFECT DEFENSE in any trial. You've got to hear this.
R'nel accuses Maloney of continuing to create confusion over top billing on the Podcast. R'nel is totally annoyed. This too, you've got to hear.
The Odd & The Offbeat: Brat Kids and their Brat Parents in a restaurant.

NO OZEMPIC FOR TOMMY CUTLETS

Fri, 15 Dec 2023 21:00:00 -0500

Maloney wants to know why-why is the media making fun of NY Giants QB Tommy "Cutlets" DeVito. R'nel thinks the media is flattering him with its description of his lifestyle. Maloney seems to be in a mood on this Podcast.
She next chastises Oprah for losing weight by taking a pill after all these years of endorsing the Weight Watchers lifestyle. You've got to hear what R'nel has to say about Maloney's eating habits. She does not need OZEMPIC.
Will Congress ever address the issues facing everyday Americans-affordable health care-immigration-crime-education-budgets? No-they are too busy playing identity politics with the latest approval of a formal impeachment inquiry into Biden. I
n The Odd & The Offbeat: Maloney is distressed with her Coffee Cake Crumbs.
R'nel is in disbelief on this one.

WILL JOE B "SHAKE IT OFF?"

Thu, 07 Dec 2023 00:00:00 -0500

R'nel is in disbelief that Taylor Swift is Time Magazine's Person of the Year. You've got to hear what he thinks is one of the motivating factors behind the magazine's decision. Maloney is somewhat more at ease with the choice.
Because George Santos spent less than five years in Congress he is not entitled to a pension. Santos faces two dozen felony counts. Maloney uncovers what Santos is doing for income. Absolutely incredible.
Has Joe Biden demonstrated a loss of cognitive ability with this announcement?
You've got to hear this.
Maloney offers up an astonishing Odd & Offbeat segment about restaurant employee abuse!

HALEY OR SWIFTY IN 2024?

Tue, 28 Nov 2023 18:00:00 -0500

Maloney accuses R’nel of being biased in his opinions concerning the Israel/Gaza conflict because he is a Jew. R’nel is stunned by the accusation. Literally shocked.

Can Nikki Haley actually dethrone Donald J. Trump in the GOP primary? After this impactful highly visible endorsement it could be possible. Or is there another famous female on the political horizon?

R'nel & Maloney still in a dispute over the name of the Podcast. You've got to hear this.

The Odd & The Offbeat: Maloney warns R’nel to ask questions in a restaurant before asking for a side of ranch. It won’t be long before restaurants charge for usage of the restroom.

ITS OK TO BE ANGRY

Wed, 08 Nov 2023 17:00:00 -0500

Maloney attempts to convince R'nel that his occasional anger toward her is beneficial to their relationship and to his mental health. You've got to hear his reaction.
Support a radical Pro-Life agenda and lose an election.
Should Israel commit to an immediate cease fire in the Gaza Strip? Maloney wants to lock up Israeli artillery. R'nel thinks more lives will be lost in a cease fire.
Biden and Trump in 2024? Don't be so sure. There may be a better chance that they share a cabin at Camp David.
In The Odd & The Offbeat-R'nel does not want more than a half pound of turkey breast. Maloney has an issue with the holes in Swiss cheese! Listen to where this goes.

SHOOT EM UP -- VOTE EM DOWN

Fri, 27 Oct 2023 22:00:00 -0400

Reaction to the Lewiston, Maine mass shooting. R'nel & Maloney on an assault weapons ban. Maloney offers up two words to make America safer. R'nel responds. You've got to hear this.
Have you ever heard of Dean Phillips? Neither have we. But, Joe Biden knows who he is. Maloney's suggestion on how to remedy the pervasive chaos embedded in the American Political landscape. Shocking! R'nel thinks she may be on to something here. The Odd & The Offbeat-An open or closed casket? No, this has nothing to do with Halloween. R'nel just back from a wake. What he saw-Ripley would have difficulty believing.

IT'S A NEW CONCEPT: THE MIDEAST "PADCAST"

Fri, 20 Oct 2023 11:00:00 -0400

SHOW NOTES: Maloney thinks R'nel is a Jewish Warmonger. R'nel tells Maloney it will take him several hours to recover from this ludicrous accusation. According to Maloney, if you're Jewish you will defend Israel simply because of your religious affiliation. R'nel says "Just because I'm circumcised does not mean that I'm a War Monger."
The Republican House is desperate for a GPS to sanity. On the topic of insanity, George Santos is voting on the next Speaker of the House.
The Odd & the Offbeat: You've heard about losing luggage at the airport...
What about losing your gate? Yes, your gate has vanished and the airline is clueless!

BAD BEHAVIOR AT THE STORE AND ON THE DEBATE STAGE

Thu, 28 Sep 2023 20:00:00 -0400

R'nel questions Maloney's journalistic integrity after she commends the moderators at the recent Republican Primary Debate for not asking what he considers to be a question of paramount importance.
Looting is becoming part of the nightly landscape in Philadelphia. R'nel calls Maloney's suggested solution "bizarre".
Should the U.S. Senate maintain a dress code? Maloney wants to know if Senator Fetterman is dressing for Halloween early. R'nel brings Maloney's camouflage skirt into the discussion. You've got to hear this!

PICKET LINES AND BLURRED LINES

Fri, 15 Sep 2023 20:00:00 -0400

Maloney anoints herself Judge, Jury & Executioner concerning Hunter Biden.
R'nel calls for a mistrial and a public disrobing.
Is Maloney calling for Corporate wealth redistribution in America in reaction to the UAW strike? R'nel maintains most of the the union requests are absurd.
Maloney calls Bill Maher a SCAB for returning Real Time to HBO while the writer's strike continues. Maher says he will not air segments requiring writers. R'nel says Maher is "not crossing a picket line." Maloney calls for strikers to storm the TV studio!
R'nel & Maloney in a debate over how much to give a Lesbian couple as a wedding gift. You gotta hear this.

EGOS - POLLS - AND COVID -- OH MY!

Fri, 08 Sep 2023 17:00:00 -0400

R’nel is literally taken aback by Maloney’s choice of words to open the Podcast.
R’nel accuses Maloney of utilizing the services of an illegal immigrant to “zip up”
her Judge’s robe.
Did R’nel, who lives 20 minutes from Bedminster, get an invite to the Giuliani $100,000 per head fundraiser?
Is Covid back? What exactly is the truth?
Maloney turns down an opportunity to run for office.
The Odd & the Offbeat: Bed Rotting -- R’nel claims to never have experienced it.

MUGSHOT MAYHEM

Fri, 25 Aug 2023 13:00:00 -0400

R'nel tells Maloney what he will do with Trump’s mugshot. Maloney is in disbelief! Maloney is not comfortable with the Trump indictments and thinks our Democracy would survive without them. R’nel needs to be sedated after Maloney’s thinking on this. R’nel & Maloney on the one GOP candidate who can beat Joe Biden.
The Odd & the Offbeat: R’nel uses profanity sparingly. Research says swearing could indicate a higher level of intelligence. Maloney doesn’t care about the “Science” and tells R’nel she has lost a modicum of respect for him.
You must hear how this Podcast ends!

INDITMENT INDUCED HIVES?

Wed, 16 Aug 2023 16:00:00 -0400

Maloney accuses R'nel of playing the role of a prosecutor concerning Trump indictments.
R'nel thinks Maloney's desire to delay these trials until after the election is lunacy & unpatriotic.
Maloney acts as though she has a medical degree and attempts to convince R'nel that there is more to his "hive problem" than meets the skin.
Maloney plays the Judge, Jury & Executioner concerning Hunter Biden.
R'nel is asked to pay extra for a certain "service" in a restaurant.
This truly is incredible. You've got to hear this and Maloney's response!

MALONEY ATTEMPTS TO DISROBE R'NEL OVER TRUMP

Thu, 03 Aug 2023 16:00:00 -0400

R’nel dons his robes to take on the role of Prosecutor-His Defendant? Kathleen Maloney. You’ve got to hear this.
Trump is a Triple Crown Winner & could soon run at Belmont.
The Odd & The Offbeat: Mister Softee melts down a neighborhood.
Maloney literally howls for ice cream.

WH COCAINE MYSTERIES-SEXUAL HARASSMENT ON THE PODCAST

Sat, 15 Jul 2023 00:00:00 -0400

Maloney tries desperately to attach Hunter Biden to the WH Cocaine Mystery.
R'nel believes that Maloney is ready to produce a docuseries with twelve episodes under that title.
We have heard of sexual harassment in the office but what about on a Podcast?
Sit tight on this one.
Maloney is weeping over Biden's "mistreatment" of his 7th grandchild, Navy Joan. R'nel maintains this is a private family matter and tells Maloney cease and desist with the public criticism of Biden.
The Odd & the Offbeat: Do this for less than 10 minutes and it's legal.
Yes, legal according to at least one judge.

MALONEY TELLS R’NEL WITH THOSE CREDENTIALS-AFFIRMATIVE ACTION WOULD NOT HAVE HELPED!

Fri, 30 Jun 2023 23:00:00 -0400

R’nel reveals his SAT scores to Maloney. Her Reaction? “R’nel, Affirmative Action would NOT have applied in your case.”
Maloney offers up a resolution to the culture wars in America.
R’nel & Maloney reveal audio on the Podcast that could be referred to as “exclusive”. R’nel explains “Stare Decisis” to Maloney. You have to hear this.
The Odd & the Offbeat: R’nel refused to leave a tip when picking up a to-go order. Maloney is in disbelief and suggests something he should do to gain compassion for
workers in the service industry!

SUBMERSIBLE MEDIA MADNESS VS HUNTER'S LEGAL MADNESS

Fri, 23 Jun 2023 19:00:00 -0400

The never-ending, over-the-top media coverage of the “submersible”.
R’nel attempts to convince Maloney to board a submersible and descend into the Spuyten Duyvil connecting the Hudson River to the Harlem River. You have to hear her response.
Maloney thinks Hunter Biden did get a slap on the wrist. R’nel believes that Biden was the subject of a beatdown.
The Odd & the Offbeat: Maloney tells R’nel he needs to reform his tipping calculus in a restaurant-labeling him embarrassing.

A MAJOR TRUMP TREMOR AND AFTERSHOCKS

Wed, 14 Jun 2023 20:00:00 -0400

The Update: Trump’s indictment wreaks havoc on the Podcast.
Maloney wishes she could pardon the Donald.
R’nel is forced to back away from the microphone after using the words “Maga Crowd.”
The Odd & The Offbeat: This dog tried to be man’s best friend by having one for the road.

BIRTHDAYS, POLITICS AND GOLF - OH MY!

Thu, 08 Jun 2023 23:00:00 -0400

R’nel is personally frustrated with Maloney because she again forgets an important event in his life. You have to hear this.
Chris Christie’s weight should be a non-issue in presidential politics, but not according to Maloney.
The PGA merges with LIV and R’nel surrenders his putter.
The Odd & The Offbeat: Maloney discovers the absolutely dirtiest place in a hotel room.

CHAOS UNDERGROUND AND IN THE CLASSROOM-A FIGHT FOR PODCAST EQUALITY

Tue, 16 May 2023 17:00:00 -0400

The "politics" of a subway chokehold death.
Maloney says NO to white hoods in the classroom. R’nel says NO to DeSantis. Maloney refuses to allow R’nel the time to finish his thought.
Who's responsible for rising car thefts - the criminals or the automakers?
The Odd & The Offbeat: R’nel can't wait to buy the latest Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition which proves beauty is ageless!

CARLSON GIVEN A LEMON…BIDEN GIVEN FIVE MORE YEARS…THE PIZZA CON

Thu, 27 Apr 2023 23:00:00 -0400

Maloney cares not about the future of Tucker Carlson & Don Lemon.
R’nel is appalled by her attitude.
According to one presidential candidate Biden has five years to live.
A Weiner revival... and we are not talking hot dogs here.
Maloney stars in an Off-Broadway production.
R’nel is ripped off at the local pizza shop. It’s a cheesy deal.

WHY BLAME THE SHOOTER'S PARENTS? AND DO YOU DARE AGITATE THE NEIGHBOR?

Wed, 12 Apr 2023 13:00:00 -0400

Maloney simply refuses to legally hold parents accountable for their children’s role in the planning of a mass shooting. R’nel is indescribably agitated by her opinion. The loving relationship continues.
Maloney thinks R’nel is attempting to hijack cash from his neighbor without good reason. He may be risking his life to do it! You got to hear this.

TRUMP & MALONEY IN A COURTHOUSE

Thu, 06 Apr 2023 17:00:00 -0400

Maloney and The Donald share a courtroom experience. You must hear this.
R’nel attempts to explain to Maloney why her observations on Trump’s possible guilt need a better GPS.
Nudity comes into play on this Podcast. In NYC enjoy a dinner with other nude vegans. And, on the topic of nudity ,R’nel visits a nude beach.
Maloney is using her vivid imagination to picture this!

TRUMP PACKS HIS BAGS--MALONEY STRAPS ON A KEVLAR VEST

Sat, 01 Apr 2023 13:00:00 -0400

R’nel accuses Maloney of assaulting him over his opinion concerning
Trump’s indictment.
American culture shock: Do you need a Kevlar vest to go food shopping?
Parents are not doing their job. It seems like some are raising their kids
with blinders on.
In the Odd & the Offbeat-Maloney tells R’nel his lack of knowledge about sports
is simply astonishing.

PRIESTS GONE WILD-CORNED BEEF GOES MIA-THE BIG “BANK” THEORY

Wed, 15 Mar 2023 12:00:00 -0400

Inflation takes aim at corned beef in Maloney’s house for St. Patrick’s Day.
R’nel to buy a California king in reaction to bank closings.
Unbuttoning the collar on the Priesthood. Maloney has plenty to say here given her Catholic School education.
R’nel gets into an argument with a hotel front desk manager.
In the Odd & the Offbeat-is an Arizona highway haunted?

THE FOX STILL GUARDS THE HENHOUSE AND LEAVE THE DRAQ QUEENS ALONE

Wed, 01 Mar 2023 21:00:00 -0500

Can the news media be trusted to provide fact-based information? Do Talk Show hosts tell the truth?
Maloney questions the privacy of texts and emails.
R’nel says enough already! Leave the Drag Queens alone.
Maloney’s strident message to students with college loans.
R’nel on menacing school bus drivers.
In the Odd & the Offbeat - a two-thousand-year-old sex toy.

WHO'S PAST THEIR PRIME - R'NEL OR MALONEY?

Fri, 17 Feb 2023 20:00:00 -0500

Maloney is incensed at CNN’s Don Lemon for a comment he made concerning the age at which women are at their prime. It doesn’t end there. Maloney then is filled with outrage at R’nel for his response.
R’nel & Maloney on Biden’s clean bill of health.
Maloney says Pennsylvania Senator John Fetterman, currently being treated for depression, should have never run for office. R'nel questions Maloney's humanity.
It's not all fun and games at the New Jersey boardwalk.
In the Odd & the Offbeat - some cats do not have nine lives.

THE STATE OF THE UNION IS !?!? AND THE ANTI-VALENTINE

Wed, 08 Feb 2023 22:00:00 -0500

You’ve heard all the pundits on The State of the Union address.
R’nel & Maloney discuss what you did not hear in the mainstream media analysis.
For instance, who decides if a politician stands or remains seated after a given comment by POTUS.
Maloney explains how the GOP itself empowered Biden.
Senator Kyrsten Sinema thought she was at the Grammys!
Sarah Huckabee Sanders’ Republican rebuttal has R’nel outraged.

R'nel & Maloney on the after SOTU party at the White House -- Kathleen is confident about what took place. You’ve got to hear this.

The REAL State of the Union - and Hold the Eggs Please!

Fri, 03 Feb 2023 17:00:00 -0500

R’nel & Maloney give their versions of The State of the Union --
It's not anything you'll hear from the President.
Maloney questions R’nel’s aptitude to analyze the economy.
Dollar Store obsessions.
Taking out a home equity loan to purchase a dozen eggs.
R’nel & Maloney disagree on how one school district
handles the day after the Super Bowl.
And a special edition of the Odd & the Offbeat.

A NEW HILTON HEIR - GENDER AND GUNS - DOG VS. HUNTER

Wed, 25 Jan 2023 18:00:00 -0500

R’nel is orgasmic over Paris Hilton having a baby. Maloney on whether we should send a gift.
R’nel calls Maloney’s idea to curb mass shootings unworkable.
The Village goes to Pot.
The Odd & the Offbeat-Poetic Justice concerning a hunting accident.

GUN SLINGER ALEC BALDWIN AND ONE BEAUTIFUL DRAG QUEEN

Fri, 20 Jan 2023 20:00:00 -0500

Maloney is ready to pull the trigger on Alec Baldwin.
R’nel maintains an involuntary manslaughter charge is insane.
In the Odd & the Offbeat: R’nel refers to Congressman George Santos as one of the most attractive Drag Queens he has ever seen.
Maloney wants a recall -- Red Dress and all!

LISA MARIE MEDIA MADNESS AND SPINNING THE BIDEN CLASSIFIED DOCUMENTS

Fri, 13 Jan 2023 16:00:00 -0500

On the UPDATE -- Kathleen is aghast at Gary’s response to the death of Lisa Marie Presley calling it unconscionable.
President Biden’s classified documents -- The R’nel & Maloney great divide.
A unique Odd & Offbeat presents Maloney with a new career path, complete with relish and mustard.

THE BARBARA WALTERS IMPACT, NFL VIOLENCE AND CLOWNS IN CONGRESS

Fri, 06 Jan 2023 22:00:00 -0500

Maloney and Barbara Walters together.
Our dysfunctional House of Representatives.
Maloney does not want Damar Hamlin to ever play football again. R’nel reacts with astonishment.
The Odd & the Offbeat discloses the latest in driverless apparatus.
Ripley would not believe this.

MARRIAGE EQUALITY AND GUESS WHO'S COMING TO DINNER

Tue, 29 Nov 2022 18:00:00 -0500

R’nel is stunned by Maloney’s reaction to Trump’s Mar-a-Lago dinner.
Disagreement on baking a cake for a gay couple. The Respect for Marriage Act. Making love to an Oak Tree.
R’nel’s version of Make America Great Again at a local post office.
The Odd & the Offbeat: Maloney reacts to a lawsuit involving Velveeta Cheese.

INSANE SWIFTY PRICES-MIKE PENCE, JESUS CHRIST SUPERSTAR

Sat, 19 Nov 2022 00:00:00 -0500

R’nel will not attend a Taylor Swift concert at any price. Is Maloney a Swifty?
R’nel needs a Xanax after accusing Maloney of partaking in voter suppression.
Hunter Biden at the White House for a weekend wedding.
R’nel & Maloney react to Mike Pence interviews promoting his new book So Help Me God. “Jesus Christ” enough already.
A subdued Trump looking like he is on something.
And of course-The Odd & the Offbeat--Profanity laden license plates in Maine.

MIDTERM MADNESS AND A NEW CAPITOL HILL DRESS CODE

Thu, 10 Nov 2022 13:00:00 -0500

R'nel gets irritated with Maloney's take on voter suppression.
Maloney does her impression of R'nel being irritated. R'nel needs decaf.
Maloney is accused of being an election denier.
Trump post the midterms.
In the Odd & the Offbeat the topic is Fetterman's Hoodie.

BLOWING KISSES ON TV AND A BEYOND SCARY HALLOWEEN PRANK

Fri, 04 Nov 2022 01:00:00 -0400

Maloney is appalled by a TV talk show host's kisses - and R'nel's Halloween antics!
Paul Pelosi's attacker should have reflected on "If I Had a Hammer."
CBS gets bit by the "Me Too" movement.
Is Social Media preventing kids from recognizing fact from fiction.
And Maloney wants to jump in the shower after R'nel's "The Odd & The Offbeat" segment.

POLITICS ON A RAZOR'S EDGE-AN UNCOMFORTABLE DEBATE-SEX AND DEMENTIA

Thu, 27 Oct 2022 01:00:00 -0400

The Wizard of OZ in a Grand Debate Performance.
Razors are the latest tactic in American political chaos!
R'nel SCREAMS at a Daycare Worker-Maloney comes to her defense.
R’nel announces his costume for Halloween.
The Odd & the Offbeat - Your kid's sex could drain your brain.

A HALLOWEEN BOO - AND A POLITICAL BOO-HOO

Sat, 15 Oct 2022 20:00:00 -0400

A school district tries to cancel Halloween. R'nel reveals what he does on
Halloween night, as a "grown man."
Maloney laments efforts by a disgraced former governor to return to
politics.
And - the Odd and the Offbeat features an unholy place to relieve yourself.

Immigrants Go Camping-The Brady Bunch Breakup-Say Hello to Your Robo Nurse

Thu, 06 Oct 2022 18:00:00 -0400

Maloney on putting Immigrants under the Big Top
R'nel agonizes over Tom Brady's Breakup, while Maloney messages Alec Baldwin
R'nel, the Bar Mitzvah Boy, sounds off on Religion
Nurse Robots coming to a hospital near you
The Odd & the Offbeat -- The modern day snake oil salesman!

MALONEY CHASES STORMS WHILE R'NEL GETS IT IN THE GROIN-TWICE!

Thu, 29 Sep 2022 13:00:00 -0400

FOR MALONEY, IT'S GIRLS GONE WILD VERSUS GIRL STORM CHASERS.
R'NEL' EXPERIENCES A GROIN INVASION.
IS ANYONE QUIET QUITTING ON THE PODCAST?
THE SECRET SERVICE CONSIDERS MONOPOLY MONEY A SECURITY THREAT!
R'NEL'S PALATE SUFFERS FROM INFLATION.
MALONEY TAKES R'NEL TO TASK OVER KATIE COURIC.

MONARCHY MANIA, POISONOUS POLITICS, AND THE GREAT TIPPING DEBATE!

Thu, 15 Sep 2022 21:00:00 -0400

MALONEY’S STUNNING REACTION TO THE QUEEN’S DEATH.
R’NEL & MALONEY DISCUSS THE “DEFINITION” OF A QUEEN CONSORT.
POLITICS IN AMERICA RUN AMOK.
R’NEL SHOWS OFF HIS ECONOMIC EXPERTISE AS HE ATTEMPTS TO EXPLAIN THE REAL CAUSE OF A POSSIBLE RECESSION.
IN THE ODD & THE OFFBEAT SEGMENT, R’NEL & MALONEY DIFFER WIDELY ON TIPPING ETIQUETTE.

PARTYING WITH GIULIANI-MEDICAL MISHAPS-PEPPA PIG AND PENNY POLAR BEAR

Thu, 08 Sep 2022 15:00:00 -0400

Maloney and Giuliani attend a Gala event for a legendary radio station.
R'nel's medical procedure turns into an uncomfortable debacle.
Maloney reacts to Biden's comments on the Maga crowd.
Why a Special Master is needed in the Mar-a-Lago case.
R'nel & Maloney philosophize on show content.
Cartoon controversy over same sex families!

LOAN FORGIVENESS, THE SPANKING REVIVAL AND STRIPPERS UNIONIZE

Wed, 31 Aug 2022 11:00:00 -0400

GARY'S DAUGHTER IS IRATE OVER COLLEGE LOAN FORGIVENESS...KATHLEEN
WANTS ANOTHER TYPE OF LOAN FORGIVENESS.
GARY THINKS HE KNOWS HOW KATHLEEN PAID FOR 3 KIDS' COLLEGE EDUCATIONS-KATHLEEN SAYS IT'S NONSENSE.
CAN STRAIGHT UP "ONLY THE FACTS" CABLE NEWS BE PROFITABLE?
GARY AND KATHLEEN DISCUSS SPANKING ...YES, SPANKING!
THE TRIALS AND TRIBULATIONS OF A BROKEN DISHWASHER CAN LEAD TO PTSD.

BUS TICKETS FOR MIGRANTS AND AN INTIMACY COORDINATOR FOR HOLLYWOOD

Tue, 23 Aug 2022 17:00:00 -0400

The Texas Governor buys Greyhound tickets for immigrants "shipping" them to NYC & D.C. Trump wants some of the documents taken from Mar-a-Lago back saying "he owns them." Maloney thinks the FBI "raid" could lead to his reelection while R'nel is not sure
he is going to run.
R'nel suggests how to make going to the movies more affordable.
PETA & the Spotted Lanternfly.
The Odd & the Offbeat features an incredible new dating site and Maloney reveals a newly created Hollywood position: "Intimacy Coordinator".

MAR A LAGO-FACT OR FICTION, ONE OF US IS HALLUCINATING!

Tue, 16 Aug 2022 17:00:00 -0400

Was it Melania's Shoes or Classified Documents in those boxes?
Maloney on Security at the White House for top secret documents.
R'nel foresees 45 being indicted- Maloney thinks R'nel is hallucinating.
Get stabbed and sell more books, Rushdie!
Maloney forbids R'nel from promoting someone else's Podcast.
The Odd & the Offbeat-The Period Simulator-and we are not talking grammar here.

AMERICA'S "SUPREME" MESS

Wed, 29 Jun 2022 00:00:00 -0400

R'nel & Maloney offer a unique perspective on the Supreme Court decision
reversing Roe V Wade. You need to hear this. How do we fix SCOTUS?
The impending civil war in America.
R'nel accuses Maloney of disrespecting 1st Amendment rights.
Maloney questions the use of the term "suburban housewife" and soccer mom."
R'nel is still reeling from his colonoscopy.
In our Odd & Offbeat segment: The digital thermometer dilemma!

UPDATE: AMERICA'S MASSACRE MADNESS

Fri, 10 Jun 2022 17:00:00 -0400

Kathleen Maloney and Gary R'nel differ greatly on what needs to be done to end the mass shootings and free for all gun culture in America. R'nel thinks Maloney's suggestion is "Nuts."

The Odd & the Offbeat: A new way to relieve your bladder that is good for the environment. And, you will grow beautiful plants. You have to hear this.

COVID, THE SUPREME COURT, AND TAMPONS IN THE BOYS ROOM

Mon, 09 May 2022 22:00:00 -0400

Maloney contracts Covid after performing “Off Broadway”-R’nel decides to retreat from Road Rage- R’nel & Maloney disagree on how Supreme Court Justices should be chosen and discuss the leaked document concerning Roe V Wade-Gender Neutral toy stores-The lunacy of tampons in boy’s bathrooms in a public school-Dollar Store inflation & more.

UPDATE-THE MASK BALL OF CONFUSION-THE GREAT DENTAL RIPOFF

Fri, 22 Apr 2022 13:00:00 -0400

A partisan Federal Judge rules on transportation mask mandates-one single Judge.
Yes, a partisan Federal Judge.
Dentists have a tendency to rip-off their patients. We will explain.
Maloney maintains the TV shopping networks cater to the vulnerable.
And, exactly where did Gary get his new tortoiseshell framed glasses made?
Ripley would have a difficult time believing this.

Cracker Jack PC Wars-The French Onion Soup Rebellion-NATO Needs Direction.

Wed, 06 Apr 2022 14:00:00 -0400

Will Smith extends a ”hand” toward Maloney in New York. Ukraine-the world continues to stand by. Maloney lectures R’nel on how to order French Onion Soup. R’nel stocks up on thousands of plastic bags prior to the ban. Inflation and the U.S. economy. Maloney dines at 21 in NYC and expresses dismay over the texture of her string beans. The PC gender war continues this time in a box of Cracker Jack & more.

UPDATE-GAS PAINS, UKRAINE AND MUCH MORE

Sat, 19 Mar 2022 16:00:00 -0400

Maloney has to refill her son's car with $7 gas in California. She is afraid of suffering PTSD. We're not importing Russian seafood, alcohol & diamonds --that's the kind of existential pressure that will stop Putin.

Maloney says give Putin due process before labeling him a war criminal. R'nel is in disbelief.

A restaurant wants you to corral your kids.

And finally ...Maloney is labeled the El Exigente of our time.

NATO WHERE ARE YOU?...AND PARENTS, STOP WEARING PAJAMAS!

Tue, 08 Mar 2022 14:00:00 -0500

Episode 2 includes:

Gasoline Prices-The Great American Ripoff,
NATO is acting irresponsibly in Ukraine,
Stop funding trips to Europe & buying Girl Scout Cookies,
A Wuhan bat in a movie theatre,
Parents embarrassing their kids by wearing pajamas to school!

WHO WINS THIS WAR - R'NEL OR MALONEY

Fri, 04 Mar 2022 19:00:00 -0500

Which is a bigger battle -- R'nel vs Maloney or the Ukraine war!
Gary & Kathleen offer a solution to the Russian invasion of Ukraine that very few people are willing to consider.

Gary reveals his unique way to avoid price shock at the gas pump. Maloney thinks this idea is so bizarre that R'nel needs counseling.

Drivers BEWARE: Never park in a spot that has this sign! Gary did...and faces the wrath of an outraged mom!

You will also be introduced to "The Odd and The Offbeat" ...R'nel & Maloney style.

This Podcast is an absolute must listen!