This week, we ask the important questions about B5 season 5, episode 16, "And All My Dreams Torn Asunder". Mike is a bitch when the edible finally hits, Joe's got rants in his pants, and Sarah goes on a button hunt. 

Spoiler-free discussion: 0:00:00 - 52:50
Spoiler Zone: 52:50 - 55:08
Next Episode and other Shenanigans: 55:08+

Music from this episode:

• “Surf Punk Rock” By absentrealities is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• “Please Define The Error” By Delta Centauri is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• “The Haunted McMansion” By Megabit Melodies is licensed under CC-BY 3.0

Mike admits he's a barrel size queen, Sarah invents the Scoff-o-meter, and Joe tries to make sense of the Centauri government.

Spoiler-free discussion: 0:00:00 - 1:09:28
Spoiler Zone: 1:09:29 - 1:14:22
Next Episode and other Shenanigans: 1:14:23

Music from this episode:

• “Surf Punk Rock” By absentrealities is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• “Please Define The Error” By Delta Centauri is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• “The Haunted McMansion” By Megabit Melodies is licensed under CC-BY 3.0

This week we review the season five episode Meditations on the Abyss.

Mike may have taken an edible, Sarah now needs to update The List, and Joe is sad that Findell lived...

Music from this episode:

• “Surf Punk Rock” By absentrealities is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• “Please Define The Error” By Delta Centauri is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• “The Haunted McMansion” By Megabit Melodies is licensed under CC-BY 3.0

This week we review the season five episode The Corps is Mother, The Corps is Father.

Joe notes that Bester's success rate in keeping recruits alive is pretty low, Sarah explains what the hump on a Pak'ma'ra is, and Mike thinks our Psi-Cadets gives off real George and Lenny vibes.

Spoiler-free discussion: 0:00:00 - 1:08:26
Spoiler Zone: 1:08:26 - 1:11:27
Next Episode and other Shenanigans: 1:11:27
Fan Mail!: 1:13:45

Music from this episode:

• “Surf Punk Rock” By absentrealities is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• “Please Define The Error” By Delta Centauri is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• “The Haunted McMansion” By Megabit Melodies is licensed under CC-BY 3.0

This week we review the season five episode The Ragged Edge.
Joe reads from the Book of JMS, Sarah loves to see a smuggler enjoying his work, and Mike reminds us that safety comes first.

Spoiler-free discussion: 0:00:00 - 1:00:18
Spoiler Zone: 1:00:19 - 1:03:53
Next Episode and other Shenanigans: 1:03:53

Music from this episode:

• “Surf Punk Rock” By absentrealities is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• “Please Define The Error” By Delta Centauri is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• “The Haunted McMansion” By Megabit Melodies is licensed under CC-BY 3.0

This week we review the season five episode Phoenix Rising.
Mike celebrates an event he has long desired, Joe wonders why Bester didn't also adapt the third law of robotics, Sarah admires Byron's amazingly flippable hair.

Spoiler-free discussion: 0:00:00 - 1:15:41
Spoiler Zone: 1:15:42 - 1:17:18
Next Episode and other Shenanigans: 1:17:21

Music from this episode:

• “Surf Punk Rock” By absentrealities is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• “Please Define The Error” By Delta Centauri is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• “The Haunted McMansion” By Megabit Melodies is licensed under CC-BY 3.0

This week we review the season five episode A Tragedy of Telepaths.

Mike wonders if JMS had all the fight choreographers killed, Sarah reads us Byron's dog's epitath, and Joe elucidates the Minbari Management System.

Spoiler-free discussion: 0:00:00 - 0:55:27
Spoiler Zone: 0:55:27 - 0:59:27
Next Episode and other Shenanigans: 0:59:27

Music from this episode:

• "Surf Punk Rock" By absentrealities is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "Please Define The Error" By Delta Centauri is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "The Haunted McMansion" By Megabit Melodies is licensed under CC-BY 3.0

This week, we lured poor Anna away from Murderpod to argue about season 5's "Secrets of the Soul".

Mike demands SCIENCE, Joe suspects Sheridan was a bad boyfriend, Sarah preemptively announces the winner of Season 5 bingo, and Anna just cannot with Sheridan's goatee.

Spoiler-free discussion: 0:00:00 - 01:24:43
Spoiler Zone: 01:24:44 - 01:31:00
Next Episode and other Shenanigans: 01:31:00

Music from this episode:

• "Surf Punk Rock" By absentrealities is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "Please Define The Error" By Delta Centauri is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "The Haunted McMansion" By Megabit Melodies is licensed under CC-BY 3.0

Far too many months later, we return to talk about the greatest surprises and mysterious mysteries of season one of Apple TV's Murderbot. What makes this show unlike any other? What's coming next? And who will top the misgendering leaderboard. . .  and pay the price? 

Music from this episode:

"Space Desert Blues" by Wolfgang Bütow is licensed under Creative Commons 3.0

We continue our Babylon 5 rewatch with season 5's "Secrets of the Soul".

Mike wants to be clear that JMS was very tired, Joe calculates Zack's caseload, and Sarah tries her hardest to look on the bright side.

Spoiler-free discussion: 0:00:00 - 00:54:46
Spoiler Zone: 00:54:58 - 00:58:50
Next Episode and other Shenanigans: 00:59:00

Music from this episode:

• "Surf Punk Rock" By absentrealities is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "Please Define The Error" By Delta Centauri is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "The Haunted McMansion" By Megabit Melodies is licensed under CC-BY 3.0

This week we review the season five episode Strange Relations.

Mike (mostly) refuses to buy Gucci, Joe explains line of sight rules in telepathery, and Sarah calculates the "Ivanova was always right" quotient.

Spoiler-free discussion: 0:00:00 - 0:56:54
Spoiler Zone: 0:56:54 - 0:59:35
Next Episode and other Shenanigans: 0:59:35

Music from this episode:

• "Surf Punk Rock" By absentrealities is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "Please Define The Error" By Delta Centauri is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "The Haunted McMansion" By Megabit Melodies is licensed under CC-BY 3.0

This week we discuss the Babylon 5 fifth season episode "Learning Curve".

Sarah loves her wacky horror movie tropes, Mike assumes Statler and Waldorf are married, and Joe is bummed that we didn't get to increment the Ranger Bodycount. 

Spoiler-free discussion: 0:00:00 - 0:58:14
Spoiler Zone: 0:58:30 - 1:01:40
Next Episode and other Shenanigans: 1:01:40

Music from this episode:

• "Surf Punk Rock" By absentrealities is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "Please Define The Error" By Delta Centauri is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "The Haunted McMansion" By Megabit Melodies is licensed under CC-BY 3.0

This week we review the season five episode A View from the Gallery.

Sarah is ready to sign up for the Gaim newsletter, Mike wonders if the head was still inside the helmet that Byron's polycult was passing around, and Joe explains the minute differences between various kinds of spoo.

Music from this episode:

• "Surf Punk Rock" By absentrealities is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "Please Define The Error" By Delta Centauri is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "The Haunted McMansion" By Megabit Melodies is licensed under CC-BY 3.0

This week we review the season five episode The Paragon of Animals.

Joe thinks Patrick Stewart is great, but still not as good as the Hamlet from Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead, Sarah isn't sure what the Pak'ma'ra agricultural colony does, and Mike gives suggestions about the Season 5 Bingo Card.

Spoiler-free discussion: 0:00:00 - 1:03:09
Spoiler Zone: 1:03:09 - 1:04:24
Next Episode and other Shenanigans: 1:04:24

Music from this episode:

• "Surf Punk Rock" By absentrealities is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "Please Define The Error" By Delta Centauri is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "The Haunted McMansion" By Megabit Melodies is licensed under CC-BY 3.0

This week we review the season five episode The Very Long Night of Londo Mollari.

Sarah once again points out to JMS that that's not what that word means, Joe inaugurates the Ranger Body Count, and Mike gives us an elucidated wine history of the word fiasco.

Music from this episode:

• "Surf Punk Rock" By absentrealities is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "Please Define The Error" By Delta Centauri is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "The Haunted McMansion" By Megabit Melodies is licensed under CC-BY 3.0

This week we review the season five premier episode No Compromises.

Mike wants to know where the PPG alarms went, Joe wonders why JMS seems to hate music boxes, and Sarah figures out the real reason for Garibaldi's hiring decisions.

Spoiler-free discussion: 0:00:00 - 0:57:47
Spoiler Zone: 0:57:47 - 1:02:50
Next Episode and other Shenanigans: 1:02:50

Music from this episode:

• "Surf Punk Rock" By absentrealities is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "Please Define The Error" By Delta Centauri is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "The Haunted McMansion" By Megabit Melodies is licensed under CC-BY 3.0

This week we do the Season 4 wrap up awards, The Lise Edgars Awards.

This week we give away awards for Season 4 in an episode we're calling the Lise Edgars Awards.

Sarah thinks the other races are still pissed about Zima, Mike can't tell who the top is, and Joe wants words with the person who built the UI. 

Music from this episode:

• "Surf Punk Rock" By absentrealities is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "Please Define The Error" By Delta Centauri is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "The Haunted McMansion" By Megabit Melodies is licensed under CC-BY 3.0

This week we review the season four finale The Deconstruction of Falling Stars.

Mike annoys everyone by reminding them that he was right four years ago, Joe hates terrible 90s TV panels, and Sarah argues that the Great Ivanova theory of history is most accurate. 

Spoiler-free discussion: 0:00:00 - 0:53:01
Spoiler Zone: 0:53:01 - 0:59:05
Next Episode and other Shenanigans: 0:59:05

Music from this episode:

• "Surf Punk Rock" By absentrealities is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "Please Define The Error" By Delta Centauri is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "The Haunted McMansion" By Megabit Melodies is licensed under CC-BY 3.0

This week we review the season four episode Rising Star.

Joe doesn’t know why the thing with the blinky red lights is on that desk, Sarah predicts what will happen to Lise in season 5, Gaby considers a second career in writing lady smut, and Mike gets distracted by Richard Biggs’ chest again.

Music from this episode:

• "Surf Punk Rock" By absentrealities is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "Please Define The Error" By Delta Centauri is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "The Haunted McMansion" By Megabit Melodies is licensed under CC-BY 3.0

This week we review the season four episode Endgame.

Mike is confused about where the fleet went, Sarah tells us stories from general Leftcourt’s academy days, and Joe notes that JMS was definitely not inspired by Kubrick.

Music from this episode:

• "Surf Punk Rock" By absentrealities is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "Please Define The Error" By Delta Centauri is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "The Haunted McMansion" By Megabit Melodies is licensed under CC-BY 3.0

We all stay up way too late to talk about the final two episodes of Murderbot season one, "All Systems Red" and "The Perimeter". Joe corrects his correction, Mike notices that something very important is missing, Anna schools us on the laws of Habeas Fakeus Corpus, and Sarah has a bad feeling about the Misgender Leaderboard.

Spoiler free discussion: 0 - 1:25:03

Books & spoilers: 1:25:03-1:31:52

Outtakes and additional shenanigans: 1:31:52

Music from this episode:

"Space Desert Blues" by Wolfgang Bütow is licensed under Creative Commons 3.0

We dig into episodes seven and eight of Apple TV's Murderbot, "Complementary Species" and "Foreign Object". Mike suggests that the team really should have gone to Olive Garden, Joe taunts us with his whistling skills, Anna discovers the real tomato daddy, and Sarah gets testy without regular infusions of Sanctuary Moon. 

Spoiler free discussion: 0 - 1:10:45

Books & spoilers: 1:10:45 - 1:18:22

Outtakes and additional shenanigans: 1:18:22

Music from this episode:

"Space Desert Blues" by Wolfgang Bütow is licensed under Creative Commons 3.0

We cover episodes 5 and 6 of season one of Murderbot, "Rogue War Tracker: Infinite" and "Command Feed". Anna serenades us all, Joe describes the genealogy of Sanctuary Moon, Sarah has kung fu flashbacks, and Mike can't stop calling Ratthi a fuckboi.

Spoiler free discussion: 0 - 53:07

Book spoilers: 53:08 - 59:15

Outtakes and additional shenanigans: 59:16

Music from this episode:

"Space Desert Blues" by Wolfgang Bütow is licensed under Creative Commons 3.0

We cover episodes 3 and 4 of season one of Murderbot, "Risk Assessment" and "Escape Velocity Protocol". Mike is a gun-totin' gay, Joe demands respect for Wonder Woman, Anna discusses the effect of Ratthi on insurance premiums, and Sarah hatches vegetarian conspiracies.

Spoiler free discussion: 0 - 44:40

Book spoilers: 44:40 - 51:30

Outtakes and additional shenanigans: 51:30 - 56:05

Music from this episode:

"Space Desert Blues" by Wolfgang Bütow is licensed under Creative Commons 3.0

Now that our wandering co-host is back from vacation, we finally discuss Murderbot episodes 1 and 2, "FreeCommerce" and "Eye Contact". Anna checks herself before she wrecks herself, Mike's not allowed near Akshay Khanna, Joe likes himself a slow burn, and Sarah wants to solve problems with invisibility.

Music from this episode:

"Space Desert Blues" by Wolfgang Bütow is licensed under Creative Commons 3.0

This week we review the season four episode Between the Darkness and the Light.

Mike is pretty sure JMS was very very tired, Joe really doesn't want to call this a heist, and Sarah tries to figure our what the resistance does with all of their time.

Spoiler-free discussion: 0:00:00 - 0:57:05
Spoiler Zone: 0:57:05 - 1:01:08
Next Episode and other Shenanigans: 1:01:08

Music from this episode:

• "Surf Punk Rock" By absentrealities is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "Please Define The Error" By Delta Centauri is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "The Haunted McMansion" By Megabit Melodies is licensed under CC-BY 3.0

This week we review the season four episode Intersections in Real Time.Sarah recites Child's Play fun facts, Joe reads inspirational quotes from Andor, and Mike is disturbed because the "My Buddy" song still lives rent free in his head.

Spoiler-free discussion: 0:00:00 - 0:47:29
Spoiler Zone: 0:47:29 - 0:49:39
Next Episode and other Shenanigans: 0:49:39

Music from this episode:

• "Surf Punk Rock" By absentrealities is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "Please Define The Error" By Delta Centauri is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "The Haunted McMansion" By Megabit Melodies is licensed under CC-BY 3.0

This week we review the season four episode Face of the Enemy. Joe has a degree in fictional military history, Mike verifies gay bar brawl etiquette, and Sarah wishes she was watching Roadhouse.

Spoiler-free discussion: 0:00 - 1:05:15
Spoiler Zone: 1:05:15 - 1:08:45
Next Episode and other Shenanigans: 1:08:45-1:11:13

Music from this episode:

• "Surf Punk Rock" By absentrealities is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "Please Define The Error" By Delta Centauri is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "The Haunted McMansion" By Megabit Melodies is licensed under CC-BY 3.0

This week we review the season four episode Between the Darkness and the Light.

Mike really thinks JMS should read more Rawls, Sarah articulates the difference between women and moths, and Joe waxes rhapsodic about really old TV shows.

Spoiler-free discussion: 0:00:00 - 1:01:03
Spoiler Zone: 1:01:03 - 1:03:47
Next Episode and other Shenanigans: 1:03:47

Music from this episode:

• "Surf Punk Rock" By absentrealities is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "Please Define The Error" By Delta Centauri is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "The Haunted McMansion" By Megabit Melodies is licensed under CC-BY 3.0

Do you want even more of our nonsense in your ears? Try out our new side project, The Murderpod Diaries, where we talk about the Murderbot books and Apple TV series with our listener Anna!

This week we review the season four episode No Surrender, No retreat.

Sarah thinks the internet on B5 is just a series of goths, Joe calculates all the people Londo murdered on his way to redemption, and Mike points out that C&C definitely doesn't have gravity.

Spoiler-free discussion: 0:00:00 - 1:01:25
Spoiler Zone: 1:01:25 - 1:04:25
Next Episode and other Shenanigans: 1:04:25

Music from this episode:

• "Surf Punk Rock" By absentrealities is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "Please Define The Error" By Delta Centauri is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "The Haunted McMansion" By Megabit Melodies is licensed under CC-BY 3.0

This week we review the season four episode Moments of Transition.

Joe has concerns about putting the Worker Caste in charge given their last renovation project was to put the Starfire Wheel in that temple, Mike theorizes that JMS may have secretly kept Larry D on the payroll for IRS tax purposes, and Sarah covets Shakiri's Warhammer table.

Spoiler-free discussion: 0:00:00 - 1:03:11
Spoiler Zone: 1:03:11 - 1:06:23
Next Episode and other Shenanigans: 1:06:23

Music from this episode:

• "Surf Punk Rock" By absentrealities is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "Please Define The Error" By Delta Centauri is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "The Haunted McMansion" By Megabit Melodies is licensed under CC-BY 3.0

This week we review the season four episode Rumors, Bargains, and Lies. Sarah learns all of her history from novels, Joe is only interested in wars that have naval battles, and Mike is pretty sure Stephen keeps Centauri blood under his desk for obvious reasons.

Spoiler-free discussion: 0:00:00 - 0:52:45
Spoiler Zone: 0:52:45 - 0:54:09
Next Episode and other Shenanigans: 0:54:09

Music from this episode:

• "Surf Punk Rock" By absentrealities is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "Please Define The Error" By Delta Centauri is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "The Haunted McMansion" By Megabit Melodies is licensed under CC-BY 3.0

This week we review the season four episode Conflicts of Interest.

Mike wonders why they needed that secret passageway, Joe reveals that he does a pretty good Zathras, and Sarah uses advanced literary analysis on a Looney Toons episode.

Music from this episode:

• "Surf Punk Rock" By absentrealities is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "Please Define The Error" By Delta Centauri is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "The Haunted McMansion" By Megabit Melodies is licensed under CC-BY 3.0

This week we review the season four episode Lines of Communication.

Joe confirms that the French did do that, if by the French you mean the British, Sarah thinks #1 might be starting to develop a kink, and Mike argues it's time to go back and re-read Kant's First Critique.

Spoiler-free discussion: 0:00:00 - 1:02:49
Spoiler Zone: 1:02:49 - 1:06:09
Next Episode and other Shenanigans: 1:06:09

Music from this episode:

• "Surf Punk Rock" By absentrealities is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "Please Define The Error" By Delta Centauri is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "The Haunted McMansion" By Megabit Melodies is licensed under CC-BY 3.0

This week we review the season four episode Racing Mars.

Mike considers the knife sommelier's demand forecasts, Sarah points out that that's not what the word quarantine means, and Joe reminds us all about the detailed specifics of WWI-related English patent law.

Spoiler-free discussion: 0:00:00 - 1:00:28
Spoiler Zone: 1:00:28 - 1:03:43
Next Episode and other Shenanigans: 1:03:43

Music from this episode:

• "Surf Punk Rock" By absentrealities is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "Please Define The Error" By Delta Centauri is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "The Haunted McMansion" By Megabit Melodies is licensed under CC-BY 3.0

This week we review the season four episode Atonement.

Sarah wonders if the warrior caste has been playing pickle ball for the last thousand years, Joe thinks G'Kar's eye is the new Checkov's gun, and Mike notes that what happens at the Drazi party stays at the Drazi party. 

Music from this episode:

• "Surf Punk Rock" By absentrealities is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "Please Define The Error" By Delta Centauri is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "The Haunted McMansion" By Megabit Melodies is licensed under CC-BY 3.0

This week we review the season four episode The Illusion of Truth.

Mike watches lots of gay porn for...reasons, Sarah thinks Bester is likely making a fortune at insider trading, and Joe thinks it might all be a warning about Fox "News."

Spoiler-free discussion: 0:00:00 - 1:02:39
Spoiler Zone: 1:02:39 - 1:04:02
Next Episode and other Shenanigans: 1:04:02

Music from this episode:

• "Surf Punk Rock" By absentrealities is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "Please Define The Error" By Delta Centauri is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "The Haunted McMansion" By Megabit Melodies is licensed under CC-BY 3.0

This week we review the season four episode Epiphanies.

Joe questions whether fascists are actually good at fashion design, Sarah thinks Elvis was a techomage, and Mike obsesses over Zack's army tent.

Spoiler-free discussion: 0:00:00 - 1:13:07
Spoiler Zone: 1:13:07 - 1:15:32
Next Episode and other Shenanigans: 1:15:32

Music from this episode:

• "Surf Punk Rock" By absentrealities is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "Please Define The Error" By Delta Centauri is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "The Haunted McMansion" By Megabit Melodies is licensed under CC-BY 3.0

This week we review the season four episode Into the Fire.

Sarah thinks it's quite possible Oprah is a First One (which seems self evident now that we say it), Mike wonders what brunch at the Four Seasons with Ivanova and Marcus would be like, while Joe is disappointed that under automated gay space Communism the meetings are not actually all automated.

Spoiler-free discussion: 0:00:00 - 1:02:55
Spoiler Zone: 1:02:55 - 1:05:27
Next Episode and other Shenanigans: 1:05:27

Music from this episode:

• "Surf Punk Rock" By absentrealities is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "Please Define The Error" By Delta Centauri is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "The Haunted McMansion" By Megabit Melodies is licensed under CC-BY 3.0

This week we review the season four episode The Long Night.

Mike thinks that fortune teller might have been full of shit, Joe would prefer if everything just took longer, and Sarah is relieved that Centauri murder weapons come in childproof packaging.

Spoiler-free discussion: 0:00:00 - 1:04:14
Spoiler Zone: 1:04:14 - 1:09:49
Next Episode and other Shenanigans: 1:09:49

Music from this episode:

• "Surf Punk Rock" By absentrealities is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "Please Define The Error" By Delta Centauri is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "The Haunted McMansion" By Megabit Melodies is licensed under CC-BY 3.0

This week we review the season four episode Falling Toward Apotheosis.

Sarah is amused that they decided to name the slow lumbering and boring ship the Asimov, Joe does math on the Vorlon fleet's travel time, and Mike spouts Egyptian Zen koans.

Spoiler-free discussion: 0:00:00 - 0:56:05
Spoiler Zone: 0:56:05 - 1:00:45
Next Episode and other Shenanigans: 1:00:45

Music from this episode:

• "Surf Punk Rock" By absentrealities is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "Please Define The Error" By Delta Centauri is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "The Haunted McMansion" By Megabit Melodies is licensed under CC-BY 3.0

This week we review the season four episode The Summoning.

Joe explains the finer details of Admiral Nelson's strategy, Sarah wants to know what kinds of pets Cartagia has, while Mike wonders if Vorlon ships are mostly self-powered.

Spoiler-free discussion: 0:00:00 - 1:04:32
Spoiler Zone: 1:04:32 - 1:09:32
Next Episode and other Shenanigans: 1:09:32

Music from this episode:

• "Surf Punk Rock" By absentrealities is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "Please Define The Error" By Delta Centauri is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "The Haunted McMansion" By Megabit Melodies is licensed under CC-BY 3.0

This week we review the season four episode Whatever Happened to Mr. Garibaldi.

Mike needs to trademark Shitr(TM), Joe thinks all B5 dive bars are connected via a wormhole network, and Sarah thinks Marcus might be having certain feelings for G'Kar, which completely checks out.

Spoiler-free discussion: 0:00:00 - 0:58:19
Spoiler Zone: 0:58:19 - 1:03:42
Next Episode and other Shenanigans: 1:03:42

Music from this episode:

• "Surf Punk Rock" By absentrealities is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "Please Define The Error" By Delta Centauri is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "The Haunted McMansion" By Megabit Melodies is licensed under CC-BY 3.0

This week we review the season four premier The Hour of the Wolf.

Sarah wonders if G'Kar and Londo might actually share the same intelligence network on a time share, Mike philosophizes on the greater meanings of Londo's various coats, and Joe notes that the Trilumanari might actually be Shadow tech. 

Spoiler-free discussion: 0:00:00 - 1:07:45
Spoiler Zone: 1:07:45 - 1:14:55
Next Episode and other Shenanigans: 1:14:55

Music from this episode:

• "Surf Punk Rock" By absentrealities is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "Please Define The Error" By Delta Centauri is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "The Haunted McMansion" By Megabit Melodies is licensed under CC-BY 3.0

This week we watch JMS' first live action show ever, Captain Power!

Sarah wants to be a commodore, Joe teaches us all about Sven Thorsen, Mike thinks the plinth is a little gay, and Davey explains why the strobe lights are actually designed to sell you more toys, not to give you seizures.  

What were we thinking: 0:00:00 - 1:13:39
Next Episode and other Shenanigans: 1:13:39

Music from this episode:

• "Surf Punk Rock" By absentrealities is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "Please Define The Error" By Delta Centauri is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "The Haunted McMansion" By Megabit Melodies is licensed under CC-BY 3.0

This week we have a special interview with none other than Jason Carter, aka Marcus Cole!

Jason tells us what his final scene with Claudia Christian was like, how good Richard Biggs looked with his shirt off, and what it was like to watch Adreas Katsulas and Peter Jurasik film the elevator of death scene. Did we mention he played James Bond that one time?

Jason tells great stories: 0:00:00 - 1:11:51
Outtakes: 1:12:23

Music from this episode:

• "Surf Punk Rock" By absentrealities is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "Please Define The Error" By Delta Centauri is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "The Haunted McMansion" By Megabit Melodies is licensed under CC-BY 3.0

This week we do the season 3 wrap up awards, the Anna Sheridan Awards.

Joe, Sarah, and Mike discuss the best capes, best fisticuffs, and the most evil mega-corporation. We discuss the velvet painting in the bar, what the Shadows and Vorlons did as room mates a million years ago, the WTF-iest moment of Season 3, and give out the ever coveted Human J Crewmember award.

Spoiler-free discussion: 0:00:00 - 0:40:014
Outtakes: 0:40:14

Music from this episode:

• "Surf Punk Rock" By absentrealities is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "Please Define The Error" By Delta Centauri is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "The Haunted McMansion" By Megabit Melodies is licensed under CC-BY 3.0

This week we review the season three finale Zha'Ha'Dum.

Sarah thinks the Shadow's capital city might have bad feng Shui, Mike thinks the Sheridans are in a polycule, and Joe thinks the Shadows are very anti-labor.

Spoiler-free discussion: 0:00:00 - 1:01:31
Spoiler Zone: 1:01:31 - 1:05:39
Next Episode and other Shenanigans: 1:05:39

Music from this episode:

• "Surf Punk Rock" By absentrealities is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "Please Define The Error" By Delta Centauri is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "The Haunted McMansion" By Megabit Melodies is licensed under CC-BY 3.0

This week we review the season three episode Shadow Dancing.

Joe gives us fun vampire facts, Mike almost deploys Bayes' Theorem, and Sarah reads from the Babylon 5 Visitor’s Guide that she just made up.

Spoiler-free discussion: 0:00:00 - 1:04:01
Spoiler Zone: 1:04:01 - 1:07:30
Next Episode and other Shenanigans: 1:07:30

Music from this episode:

• "Surf Punk Rock" By absentrealities is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "Please Define The Error" By Delta Centauri is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "The Haunted McMansion" By Megabit Melodies is licensed under CC-BY 3.0

This week we review the season three episode And the Rock Cried Out, No Hiding Place.

Mike notes that the door made of bars is not a cone of silence, Joe expresses opinions on AI, and Sarah wonders if the minister thinks he's tipping the valet at security check in.

Spoiler-free discussion: 0:00:00 - 1:02:25
Spoiler Zone: 1:02:25 - 1:04:54
Next Episode and other Shenanigans: 1:04:54

Music from this episode:

• "Surf Punk Rock" By absentrealities is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "Please Define The Error" By Delta Centauri is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "The Haunted McMansion" By Megabit Melodies is licensed under CC-BY 3.0

This week we review the season three episode Grey 17 is Missing.

Sarah wants to know what the Warrior Caste would look like on the picket line, Joe does a fairly convincing Clint Eastwood impression, and Mike tries to determine which group dies first in the horror movie trope hierarchy.

Spoiler-free discussion: 0:00:00 - 1:10:11
Spoiler Zone: 1:10:11 - 1:13:30
Next Episode and other Shenanigans: 1:13:30

Music from this episode:

• "Surf Punk Rock" By absentrealities is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "Please Define The Error" By Delta Centauri is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "The Haunted McMansion" By Megabit Melodies is licensed under CC-BY 3.0

This week we review the season three episode Walkabout.

Mike points out that all warlocks and vampires look the same to him, Joe explains Vorlon existence, and Sarah ponders instruments from the Mos Eisley Overstock Catalog.

Note: Make sure to listen to the end, we had a lot of fun in outtakes this time.

Spoiler-free discussion: 0:00:00 - 0:51:29
Spoiler Zone: 0:51:29 - 0:56:32
Next Episode and other Shenanigans: 0:56:32

Music from this episode:

• "Surf Punk Rock" By absentrealities is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "Please Define The Error" By Delta Centauri is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "The Haunted McMansion" By Megabit Melodies is licensed under CC-BY 3.0

This week we review the season three episodes War Without End Parts 1&2.

Sarah tries to carefully track the time pancakes, but then gives up, Joe figures out why all the Fusion™ reactors are melting down when that should be impossible, and Mike rants about Lost and shitty storytelling generally.

Spoiler-free discussion: 0:00:00 - 1:34:45
Spoiler Zone: 1:34:45 - 1:46:15
Next Episode and other Shenanigans: 1:46:15


Music from this episode:

• "Surf Punk Rock" By absentrealities is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "Please Define The Error" By Delta Centauri is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "The Haunted McMansion" By Megabit Melodies is licensed under CC-BY 3.0

This week we review the season three episode Interludes and Examinations.

Mike gets distracted by Stephen's pecs and completely forgets what's going on, Sarah really doesn't want to discuss Garibaldi's Kuato, and Joe gets nostalgia for Born to the Purple.

Music from this episode:

• "Surf Punk Rock" By absentrealities is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "Please Define The Error" By Delta Centauri is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "The Haunted McMansion" By Megabit Melodies is licensed under CC-BY 3.0

This week we review the season three episode Ship of Tears.

Sarah wants to discuss the psychology of the male chair, Joe is pretty sure Mike Vejar was really into Kubrick, and Mike still thinks Kosh is an asshole.

Spoiler-free discussion: 0:00:00 - 0:58:14
Spoiler Zone: 0:58:14 - 1:03:21
Next Episode and other Shenanigans: 1:03:21

Music from this episode:

• "Surf Punk Rock" By absentrealities is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "Please Define The Error" By Delta Centauri is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "The Haunted McMansion" By Megabit Melodies is licensed under CC-BY 3.0

This week we review the season three episode A Late Delivery from Avalon.

Joe is impressed by the historical accuracy of Our Flag Means Death, Sarah gives us a lesson on German compound nouns, and Mike gets distracted by Franklin's hot thrall.

Spoiler-free discussion: 0:00:00 - 1:08:30
Spoiler Zone: 1:08:30 - 1:11:39
Next Episode and other Shenanigans: 1:11:39

Music from this episode:

• "Surf Punk Rock" By absentrealities is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "Please Define The Error" By Delta Centauri is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "The Haunted McMansion" By Megabit Melodies is licensed under CC-BY 3.0

This week we review the season three episode Sic Transit Vir.

Mike finds the Platonic Form of WTF is That, Joe thinks JMS is using the costume department to torture Jeff Conway, and Sarah runs a census on the different production departments of Babylon 5.

Spoiler-free discussion: 0:00:00 - 0:59:12
Spoiler Zone: 0:59:12 - 1:02:25
Next Episode and other Shenanigans: 1:02:25

Music from this episode:

• "Surf Punk Rock" By absentrealities is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "Please Define The Error" By Delta Centauri is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "The Haunted McMansion" By Megabit Melodies is licensed under CC-BY 3.0

This week we review the season three episode Ceremonies of Light and Dark.

Joe points out how stupid certain Donald Rumsfeld quotes are, Sarah wonders how long it will take for those coffins to get to the sun, and Mike explains the missing man formation.

Spoiler-free discussion: 0:00:00 - 1:12:49
Spoiler Zone: 1:12:49 - 1:15:05
Next Episode and other Shenanigans: 1:15:05

Music from this episode:

• "Surf Punk Rock" By absentrealities is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "Please Define The Error" By Delta Centauri is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "The Haunted McMansion" By Megabit Melodies is licensed under CC-BY 3.0

This week we review the season three episode Severed Dreams.

Sarah is pretty sure Zathras is involved, Joe waxes rhapsodic about pirates and Churchill, and Mike is pretty sure you're a red shirt if you're assigned to the Nimrod.

Spoiler-free discussion: 0:00:00 - 1:05:01
Spoiler Zone: 1:05:01 - 1:10:58
Next Episode and other Shenanigans: 1:10:58

Music from this episode:

• "Surf Punk Rock" By absentrealities is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "Please Define The Error" By Delta Centauri is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "The Haunted McMansion" By Megabit Melodies is licensed under CC-BY 3.0

This week we review the season three episode Point of no Return.

Joe practices his 40s newscaster voice; Sarah makes fun of fans who recite minute details from episodes seasons ago, while Mike recites minute details from episodes seasons ago.

Spoiler-free discussion: 0:00:00 - 1:07:57
Spoiler Zone: 1:07:57 - 1:11:11
Next Episode and other Shenanigans: 1:11:11

Music from this episode:

• "Surf Punk Rock" By absentrealities is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "Please Define The Error" By Delta Centauri is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "The Haunted McMansion" By Megabit Melodies is licensed under CC-BY 3.0

This week we review the season three episode Messages From Earth.

Mike spoils The Fugitive, Joe notes that the jewelry cart may have leveled up, and Sarah is sad because she really wanted her Jupiter fire.

Spoiler-free discussion: 0:00:00 - 0:54:54
Spoiler Zone: 0:54:54 - 0:59:33
Next Episode and other Shenanigans: 0:59:33

Music from this episode:

• "Surf Punk Rock" By absentrealities is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "Please Define The Error" By Delta Centauri is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "The Haunted McMansion" By Megabit Melodies is licensed under CC-BY 3.0

This week we review the season three episode Exogenesis.

Mike doesn't know why there's a jail in that room, Joe is pretty sure this is a crossover episode, and Sarah needs to update the Season 3 bingo card.

Spoiler-free discussion: 0:00:00 - 1:03:02
Spoiler Zone: 1:03:02 - 1:04:42
Next Episode and other Shenanigans: 1:04:42

Music from this episode:

• "Surf Punk Rock" By absentrealities is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "Please Define The Error" By Delta Centauri is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "The Haunted McMansion" By Megabit Melodies is licensed under CC-BY 3.0

This week we review the season three episode Dust to Dust.

Joes thinks JMS is keeping the set designers in cages inside the hot tub factory, Sarah collects Yiddish insults, and Mike tries to figure out the difference between a bandolier and a sash.

Spoiler-free discussion: 0:00:00 - 0:59:17
Spoiler Zone: 0:59:17 - 1:03:59
Next Episode and other Shenanigans: 1:03:59

Music from this episode:

• "Surf Punk Rock" By absentrealities is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "Please Define The Error" By Delta Centauri is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "The Haunted McMansion" By Megabit Melodies is licensed under CC-BY 3.0

This week we review the season three episode Voices of Authority.

Sarah is tired of hearing about the Shadow War without seeing any war, Mike just realized how many candy wind chimes are on sale in the zocolo, and Joe is pretty sure in 250 years the French will definitely still be French.

Music from this episode:

• "Surf Punk Rock" By absentrealities is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "Please Define The Error" By Delta Centauri is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "The Haunted McMansion" By Megabit Melodies is licensed under CC-BY 3.0

This week we review the season three episode Passing Through Gethsemane.

Mike is pretty sure the seven deadly sins were just made up, Joe reveals his tremendous acting crush on Brad Dourif, and Sarah conflates the atheists in her life with the lazy agnostics in her life.

Spoiler-free discussion: 0:00:00 - 1:04:38
Spoiler Zone: 1:04:38 - 1:07:44
Next Episode and other Shenanigans: 1:07:44

Music from this episode:

• "Surf Punk Rock" By absentrealities is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "Please Define The Error" By Delta Centauri is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "The Haunted McMansion" By Megabit Melodies is licensed under CC-BY 3.0

This week we review the season three episode A Day in the Strife.

Joe still thinks it's all about Carn Mollari, Sarah is annoyed because that's not what the word berserker means, and Mike is pretty sure that's a two foot long dildo.

Spoiler-free discussion: 0:00:00 - 0:59:49
Spoiler Zone: 0:59:49 - 1:04:31
Next Episode and other Shenanigans: 1:04:31

Music from this episode:

• "Surf Punk Rock" By absentrealities is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "Please Define The Error" By Delta Centauri is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "The Haunted McMansion" By Megabit Melodies is licensed under CC-BY 3.0

This week we review the season two episode Convictions.

Sarah starts collecting Centauri lightbulb jokes, Joe names Garibaldi's telepathic gut, and Mike rants about the sizes of the different kinds of sportsball fields.

Spoiler-free discussion: 0:00:00 - 0:56:50
Spoiler Zone: 0:56:50 - 0:58:36
Next Episode and other Shenanigans: 0:58:36

Music from this episode:

• "Surf Punk Rock" By absentrealities is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "Please Define The Error" By Delta Centauri is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "The Haunted McMansion" By Megabit Melodies is licensed under CC-BY 3.0

This week we review first episode of Season 3, Matters of Honor.

Mike does a full inventory of Londo's quarters, Joe weaves a tale about our new season 3 character and his similarities to a rancor, while Sarah makes a pie chart about her complicated feelings for Marcus Cole.

Spoiler-free discussion: 0:00:00 - 0:56:30
Spoiler Zone: 0:56:30 - 1:04:38
Next Episode and other Shenanigans: 1:04:38

This week we have a spacial torture-Mike-themed episode, enjoy!



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• "Please Define The Error" By Delta Centauri is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "The Haunted McMansion" By Megabit Melodies is licensed under CC-BY 3.0

This week we do our season 2 wrap up: The Warren Keffer Awards!

Sarah is still mad that they forgot to put in the monster, Mike rants random spoilers and has to be put in a corner, while Joe just screams into the void.
 
Spoiler-free discussion: 0:00:00 - 0:38:03
Next Episode and other Shenanigans: 0:38:03

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• "Surf Punk Rock" By absentrealities is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "Please Define The Error" By Delta Centauri is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "The Haunted McMansion" By Megabit Melodies is licensed under CC-BY 3.0

Season two ends with a bomb, I mean bang, as we discuss "The Fall of Night"!

Joe expresses his true feelings about Wil Wheaton, Sarah holds a focus group for t-shirts, and Mike manifests the perfect Hallmark movie. 

Spoiler-free discussion: 0:00:00 - 1:04:00
Next Episode and other Shenanigans: 1:04:00 - 1:14:30

Music from this episode:
“Surf Punk Rock” By absentrealities is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
“Please Define The Error” By Delta Centauri is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
“The Haunted McMansion” By Megabit Melodies is licensed under CC-BY 3.0

This week we review the season two episode Comes the Inquisitor.

Mike recalls Kant's hierarchy of sin, Sarah wonders how many Bothan rangers died in the making of this episode, while Joe recounts the conflicting questions on the 1960's TV show The Prisoner.

Spoiler-free discussion: 0:00:00 - 0:53:07
Spoiler Zone: 0:53:07 - 1:03:36
Next Episode and other Shenanigans: 1:03:36

Music from this episode:

• "Surf Punk Rock" By absentrealities is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "Please Define The Error" By Delta Centauri is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "The Haunted McMansion" By Megabit Melodies is licensed under CC-BY 3.0

This week we review the season two episode The Long, Twilight Struggle.

Sarah wonders how many Zathrases there truly are, Joe wants to kill all the royals, and Mike is being forced to watch The Prisoner.

Spoiler-free discussion: 0:00:00 - 0:59:42
Spoiler Zone: 0:59:42 - 1:06:37
Next Episode and other Shenanigans: 1:06:37

Music from this episode:

• "Surf Punk Rock" By absentrealities is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "Please Define The Error" By Delta Centauri is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "The Haunted McMansion" By Megabit Melodies is licensed under CC-BY 3.0

This week we review the season two episode Divided Loyalties.

Joe is impressed with the 23rd Century version of an RSS feed, Mike thinks that Vordor is beautiful in the Fall, and Sarah notes that Stephen's vampirism makes him resistant to non-magical attacks. 

Spoiler-free discussion: 0:00:00 - 0:52:21
Spoiler Zone: 0:52:21 - 0:57:48
Next Episode and other Shenanigans: 0:57:48

Music from this episode:

• "Surf Punk Rock" By absentrealities is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "Please Define The Error" By Delta Centauri is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "The Haunted McMansion" By Megabit Melodies is licensed under CC-BY 3.0

This week we review the season two episode Confessions and Lamentations.

Sarah wonders whether or not the blood bong in Medlab is required for new vampire creation, Joe tries to recall if the docking bay always had a portcullis, while Mike notes that when having Minbari Passover you should always leave the front door open.

Spoiler-free discussion: 0:00:00 - 0:46:31
Spoiler Zone: 0:46:31 - 0:52:35
Next Episode and other Shenanigans: 0:52:35

Music from this episode:

• "Surf Punk Rock" By absentrealities is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "Please Define The Error" By Delta Centauri is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "The Haunted McMansion" By Megabit Melodies is licensed under CC-BY 3.0

This week we review the season two episode In the Shadow of Zha'Ha'Dum.

Joe notes which Biblical character Mr. Morden reminds him of, Sarah opines on how Centauri teapot guns might work, and Mike asks "where are the giant Q-Tips?" 

Spoiler-free discussion: 0:00:00 - 0:59:03
Spoiler Zone: 0:59:03 - 1:02:25
Next Episode and other Shenanigans: 1:02:25

Music from this episode:

• "Surf Punk Rock" By absentrealities is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "Please Define The Error" By Delta Centauri is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "The Haunted McMansion" By Megabit Melodies is licensed under CC-BY 3.0

This week we review the season two episode Knives.

Mike starts to suspect that his sommelier notes on Brivari were written by Larry DeTillio, Sarah ponders the fine gradations of gladiator sub-classes, and Joe notes that everyone needs to watch Robert Picardo's La Donna È Mobile on Youtube .

Spoiler-free discussion: 0:00:00 - 1:00:21
Spoiler Zone: 1:00:21 - 1:01:59
Next Episode and other Shenanigans: 1:01:59

Music from this episode:

• "Surf Punk Rock" By absentrealities is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "Please Define The Error" By Delta Centauri is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "The Haunted McMansion" By Megabit Melodies is licensed under CC-BY 3.0

This week we review the season two episode And Now for a Word.

Sarah notes that Narn fighters are always blown up, while Centauri fighters always get the chance to surrender, Joe comes out as having D-Dar, the ability to sense when an episode of B5 is directed by Larry Ditillio, while Mike wants everyone to visit Root Down at the Denver International Airport.

Spoiler-free discussion: 0:00:00 - 0:51:38
Spoiler Zone: 0:51:38 - 0:56:50
Next Episode and other Shenanigans: 0:56:50

Music from this episode:

• "Surf Punk Rock" By absentrealities is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "Please Define The Error" By Delta Centauri is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "The Haunted McMansion" By Megabit Melodies is licensed under CC-BY 3.0

This week, we review the season two episode “There All the Honor Lies.”

Mike notes that B5's budget is ridiculously small for its size, Joe recounts how many CDs of Gregorian Chants he bought in high school, while Sarah posits that gift shops might have been the location of the last battle between the lawyers and the therapists.

Spoiler-free discussion: 0:00:00 - 1:01:23
Spoiler Zone: 1:01:23 - 1:04:29
Next Episode and other Shenanigans: 1:04:29

Music from this episode:

• "Surf Punk Rock" By absentrealities is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "Please Define The Error" By Delta Centauri is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "The Haunted McMansion" By Megabit Melodies is licensed under CC-BY 3.0

This week we review the season two episode Hunter, Prey.

Joe really wants JMS to come up with a new character flaw for doctors, Sarah asks if someone can please untie that Paq'ma'ra, and Mike wonders if Dr. Jacobs is like Steve Jobs, but in vampire form.

Spoiler-free discussion: 0:00:00 - 0:58:25
Spoiler Zone: 0:58:25 - 1:05:50
Next Episode and other Shenanigans: 1:05:50

Music from this episode:

• "Surf Punk Rock" By absentrealities is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "Please Define The Error" By Delta Centauri is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "The Haunted McMansion" By Megabit Melodies is licensed under CC-BY 3.0

This week we review the season two episode Acts of Sacrifice.

Sarah wants to talk about the knife sommelier, Joe realizes that star fighters are actually ineffectual death boxes, while Mike wonders how all the iguanas ended up in down below.

Spoiler-free discussion: 0:00:00 - 1:14:45
Spoiler Zone: 1:14:45 - 1:17:10
Next Episode and other Shenanigans: 1:17:10

As Sarah mentions in the episode, our interview with Julie Caitlin Brown is here, go take a listen.

Music from this episode:

• "Surf Punk Rock" By absentrealities is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "Please Define The Error" By Delta Centauri is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "The Haunted McMansion" By Megabit Melodies is licensed under CC-BY 3.0

This week, we review the season two episode “All Alone in the Night.”

Mike is annoyed because fusion reactors don't work that way, Sarah pines for the Wesley Crusher Resort-Wear Collection™, and Joe asks why any species bothers to have fighter ships in the first place.

Spoiler-free discussion: 0:00:00 - 0:55:34
Spoiler Zone: 0:55:34 - 1:00:24
Next Episode and other Shenanigans: 1:00:24

Music from this episode:

• "Surf Punk Rock" By absentrealities is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "Please Define The Error" By Delta Centauri is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "The Haunted McMansion" By Megabit Melodies is licensed under CC-BY 3.0

This week we review the season two episode Gropos.

Joe notes that no matter how bad it is, it's nowhere near as bad as Cathryn and Jeff at dinner, Sarah thinks Larry DeTillio is definitely a butt man, and Mike can't understand why casting didn't talk to R. Lee Ermey.

Spoiler-free discussion: 0:00:00 - 1:11:00
Spoiler Zone: 1:11:00 - 1:13:31
Next Episode and other Shenanigans: 1:13:31

Music from this episode:

• "Surf Punk Rock" By absentrealities is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "Please Define The Error" By Delta Centauri is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "The Haunted McMansion" By Megabit Melodies is licensed under CC-BY 3.0

This week, we review the Hugo Award winning season two episode, "The Coming of Shadows."

Mike wonders if security has precognition, Sarah is disappointed in the lack naval battles depicted in the Imperial Wig, while Joe confirms he was definitely expecting a much bigger knife.

Spoiler-free discussion: 0:00:00 - 1:29:47
Spoiler Zone: 1:29:47 - 1:35:07
Next Episode and other Shenanigans: 1:35:07

Music from this episode:

• "Surf Punk Rock" By absentrealities is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "Please Define The Error" By Delta Centauri is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "The Haunted McMansion" By Megabit Melodies is licensed under CC-BY 3.0

This week we review the season two episode "A Race Through Dark Places."

Sarah realizes that Sheridan may actually just be a Libertarian, Mike starts coining new words that will totally be in the dictionary soon, and Joe finally confirms the true name of the Narn home world.

Spoiler-free discussion: 0:00:00 - 0:58:33
Spoiler Zone: 0:58:33 - 1:04:22
Next Episode and other Shenanigans: 1:04:22

Music from this episode:

• “Surf Punk Rock” By absentrealities is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• “Please Define The Error” By Delta Centauri is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• “The Haunted McMansion” By Megabit Melodies is licensed under CC-BY 3.0

This week, we review the season two episode “Soul Mates.”

Mike wants to forget that this episode has both a B and a C plot, Joe comes around to the idea that Stephen might actually be a vampire, while Sarah notes that a man definitely wrote this.

Spoiler-free discussion: 0:00:00 - 0:54:54
Spoiler Zone: 0:54:54 - 0:56:11
Next Episode and other Shenanigans: 0:56:11

Music from this episode:

• "Surf Punk Rock" By absentrealities is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "Please Define The Error" By Delta Centauri is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "The Haunted McMansion" By Megabit Melodies is licensed under CC-BY 3.0

This week, we review the season two episode “A Spider in the Web.”

Mike argues that Dark Shadows is definitely a legitimate soap opera, Sarah tracks the cast usage of the Apple Newton throughout the episode, and Joe articulates the fine distinction between various hand-based weapons in Larry DiTillio scripts.

Spoiler-free discussion: 0:00:00 - 0:57:23
Spoiler Zone: 0:57:23 - 0:59:58
Next Episode and other Shenanigans: 0:59:58

Music from this episode:

• "Surf Punk Rock" By absentrealities is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "Please Define The Error" By Delta Centauri is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "The Haunted McMansion" By Megabit Melodies is licensed under CC-BY 3.0

This week, we review the season two episode “The Long Dark.”

Sarah thinks someone from the League of Non-Aligned Prosthetics might have started a True Crime podcast, Joe notes the obvious lack of a chief engineer on the station, while Mike tries to quantify the exact amount of grapa it takes Joe to use the word contretemps.

Spoiler-free discussion: 0:00:00 - 0:56:23
Spoiler Zone: 0:56:23 - 0:57:49
Next Episode and other Shenanigans: 0:57:49

Music from this episode:

• "Surf Punk Rock" By absentrealities is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "Please Define The Error" By Delta Centauri is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "The Haunted McMansion" By Megabit Melodies is licensed under CC-BY 3.0

When recording a Distant Star, we had a side discussion about the name of the ship, as JMS is attributed to have a... problematic... quote about it. JMS, let us know, this was the 90s after all, so time and context may change people's feelings on all sorts of things, including genocidal "explorers." 

Not sure there's much funny in this one, but we thought this was important enough to discuss it publicly. Let us know your thoughts on Twitter (assuming Twitter still exists by the time this is published).

Warning: This one has B5 spoilers

This week we review the season two episode A Distant Star.

Joe has trouble remembering a certain character exists, Mike prepares Bagna Cauda, and Sarah has a startlingly plausible new theory about Dr Franklin.

Spoiler-free discussion: 0:00:00 - 1:01:06
Spoiler Zone: 1:01:06 - 1:03:00
Next Episode and other Shenanigans: 1:03:00

Music from this episode:

• "Surf Punk Rock" By absentrealities is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "Please Define The Error" By Delta Centauri is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "The Haunted McMansion" By Megabit Melodies is licensed under CC-BY 3.0p

This week, we review the season two episode “The Geometry of Shadows.”

Sarah pines after Londo’s oil painting of himself that Vir probably painted, Joe wonders who grows the food during the Drazi fighting year, and Mike thinks the techno-mages were on their way to Burning Man.

Spoiler-free discussion: 0:00:00 - 0:54:53
Spoiler Zone: 0:54:53 - 1:00:00
Next Episode and other Shenanigans: 1:00:00


Music from this episode:

• "Surf Punk Rock" By absentrealities is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "Please Define The Error" By Delta Centauri is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "The Haunted McMansion" By Megabit Melodies is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• “Demons Inside Me” By Underbeat is licensed under CC-BY 3.0 [XXX Sarah, can you add a link, I Shazam’ed the music but couldn’t find a link to this exact piece, though you mention DDDM in the credits, so maybe we need to add something more?XXX]

This week we review the season two episode Revelations.

Joe is pretty sure Lou is a Sax man, Sarah explains the rules of jump gate usage, and Mike thinks genocide is Londo's love language.

Spoiler-free discussion: 0:00:00 - 0:59:42
Spoiler Zone: 0:59:42 - 1:05:21
Next Episode and other Shenanigans: 1:05:21

Music from this episode:

• "Surf Punk Rock" By absentrealities is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "Please Define The Error" By Delta Centauri is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "The Haunted McMansion" By Megabit Melodies is licensed under CC-BY 3.0

This week, we start Season two with a bang, reviewing the first episode, "Points of Departure."

Mike doesn't know why General Hague reminds him of the dad from Brady Bunch, Sarah thinks Londo might be six times as qualified to be the captain as Sheridan is, while Joe recalls the tale of the 47 Ronin, which is definitely not an inspiration for this episode in any way.

Spoiler-free discussion: 0:00:00 - 0:49:35
Spoiler Zone: 0:49:35 - 0:55:43
Next Episode and other Shenanigans: 0:55:43

Music from this episode:

• "Surf Punk Rock" By absentrealities is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "Please Define The Error" By Delta Centauri is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "The Haunted McMansion" By Megabit Melodies is licensed under CC-BY 3.0

This week we look back over season one and talk about the good, the bad, and the hats. Sarah uncovers the secrets of soul-powered antigravity, Mike can't figure out why duct tape is so terrible in the future, and Joe has 👏 so 👏 many 👏 questions 👏 about tentasticularite-based fraud. 

Spoiler-free discussion: 0:00:00 - 00:38:08
Next Episode: 00:38:30-00:40:43
Other Shenanigans: 00:40:44 - 00:43:20

Music from this episode:

• "Surf Punk Rock" By absentrealities is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "Please Define The Error" By Delta Centauri is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "The Haunted McMansion" By Megabit Melodies is licensed under CC-BY 3.0

This week we review the season one finale Chrysalis!

Joe questions the coordinate system in the B5 universe because it makes no sense, Sarah desperately wants to subscribe to the Angel One Menswear Catalog, and Mike ponders the size (measured in square miles) of Down Below.

Spoiler-free discussion: 0:00:00 - 1:14:56
Spoiler Zone: 1:14:56 - 1:22:46
Next Episode and other Shenanigans: 1:22:46

Music from this episode:

• "Surf Punk Rock" By absentrealities is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "Please Define The Error" By Delta Centauri is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "The Haunted McMansion" By Megabit Melodies is licensed under CC-BY 3.0

This week, we review the season one episode "Legacies."

Sarah finds her long lost Minbari caste generator in GDrive, Joe gets distracted cataloging the incredibly long list of random shit on Sinclair's desk, while Mike laments the lack of a heist scene in this episode that was all about a heist.

Spoiler-free discussion: 0:00:00 - 0:52:41
Spoiler Zone: 0:52:41 - 0:55:08
Next Episode and other Shenanigans: 055:08

Music from this episode:

• "Surf Punk Rock" By absentrealities is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "Please Define The Error" By Delta Centauri is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "The Haunted McMansion" By Megabit Melodies is licensed under CC-BY 3.0

This week brings us a special bonus episode, our interview with Julie Caitlin Brown, who played Na'Toth!

Julie recounts her time as Sarah Douglas' stand in on Falcon Crest, reminisces about her experiences in the jungle with Jason Momoa, and reveals what JMS had planned for her character's original plot arc before she left the show.

Julie awesomeness: 0:00:00 - 0:34:29
We attempt to recover from our awe: 0:34:29

Music from this episode:

• "Surf Punk Rock" By absentrealities is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "Please Define The Error" By Delta Centauri is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "The Haunted McMansion" By Megabit Melodies is licensed under CC-BY 3.0

This week, we review the season one episode "TKO."

Mike tries to determine if a round is a unit of time or a level of inebriation, Joe observes that fight scenes juxtaposed with shiva are great storytelling and don't feel weird at all, while Sarah wonders if Babylon 5 credits are actually just cryptocurrency.

Spoiler-free discussion: 0:00:00 - 0:54:08
Spoiler Zone: 0:54:08 - 0:57:15
Next Episode and other Shenanigans: 057:15

Music from this episode:

• "Surf Punk Rock" By absentrealities is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "Please Define The Error" By Delta Centauri is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "The Haunted McMansion" By Megabit Melodies is licensed under CC-BY 3.0

This week, we review the season two episode “The Quality of Mercy,” with special guest star Tulpa from the No Rangers Allowed Podcast!

Joe notices that all doctors seem to have Stim addictions, Sarah wonders when murder became illegal, Mike is pretty sure Kant would not be happy, and Tulpa recounts the age old question the props department kept asking JMS: Is it veiny enough?

Spoiler-free discussion: 0:00:00 - 1:15:58
Spoiler Zone: 1:15:58 - 1:21:07
Next Episode and other Shenanigans: 1:21:07

Music from this episode:

• "Surf Punk Rock" By absentrealities is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "Please Define The Error" By Delta Centauri is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "The Haunted McMansion" By Megabit Melodies is licensed under CC-BY 3.0

This week, we review the season one episode "Babylon Squared."

Sarah wonders if Zathras screwed up the time heist, Joe notices that security is guarding Zathras from the wrong side of the room, and Mike appreciates how Zathras' costume is everything that Delenn's is not.

Spoiler-free discussion: 0:00:00 - 0:43:06
Spoiler Zone: 0:43:06 - 0:48:32
Next Episode and other Shenanigans: 0:48:32

Music from this episode:

• "Surf Punk Rock" By absentrealities is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "Please Define The Error" By Delta Centauri is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "Do the Math" By Pancho T.N.T. is licensed under CC-BY 3.0

This week, we review the season one episode "A Voice in the Wilderness, Part 2."

Mike wonders why no one ever tells Sinclair who's coming to dinner, Sarah attempts to graph all the 90s TV series police chiefs to determine how many of them were Ron Canada, and Joe confirms that Terminator definitely took place in the Babylon 5 universe.

Spoiler-free discussion: 0:00:00 - 1:00:31
Spoiler Zone: 1:00:31 - 1:06:51
Next Episode and other Shenanigans: 1:06:51

Music from this episode:

• "Surf Punk Rock" By absentrealities is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "Please Define The Error" By Delta Centauri is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "The Haunted McMansion" By Megabit Melodies is licensed under CC-BY 3.0

Bonus Pod! A few days ago on Twitter, JMS sent out a call to arms, causing B5 fans to gather and promptly break Twitter. In response, Scott from @grey17podcast gathered all the B5 podcasts to have a discussion about the reboot. Here is our chat, hope you enjoy!

Mike laments the current fractured nature of Scifi show's writing style, Scott marvels at how we helped bring together the B5 Nerd Avengers, while Ryan just wants the new B5 to be more gay.

Spoiler-free discussion: 0:00:00 - 0:30:46
Spoiler Zone: 0:30:46 - 1:07:48
Credits and Outtakes: 1:07:48

Music from this episode:

• "Surf Punk Rock" By absentrealities is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "Please Define The Error" By Delta Centauri is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "The Haunted McMansion" By Megabit Melodies is licensed under CC-BY 3.0

Other podcasts that joined the League of non-Aligned Podcasts, aka the Nerd Avengers:

• The Babylon Podcast
• Grey 17 Podcast
• Yum Yum Podcast
• Who Are You Watchcast
• Babylon 5 for the First Time
• White Rocket Babylon 5 Review Podcast

This week, we review a season one episode "A Voice in the Wilderness, Part 1."

Joe wins the over/under bet on terrible decisions in this episode (though it's possible he might have cheated), Sarah wonders if Garibaldi's Ex is actually Schrödinger's Cat, while Mike is just really, really confused about Dr. Tasaki's dirty sensors...

Spoiler-free discussion: 0:00:00 - 0:51:21
Spoiler Zone: 0:51:48 - 0:55:21
Next Episode and other Shenanigans: 0:55:22

Music from this episode:

• "Surf Punk Rock" By absentrealities is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "Please Define The Error" By Delta Centauri is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "The Haunted McMansion" By Megabit Melodies is licensed under CC-BY 3.0

This week, we review the season one episode "Eyes."

Sarah wonders why they bother writing down things in the Babylon 5 Charter, Joe explains how Babylon 5 is really similar to Deadwood, and Mike asks the meta question: Are there no laws on Babylon 5, or is security just really bad at its job?

Music from this episode:

• "Surf Punk Rock" By absentrealities is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "Please Define The Error" By Delta Centauri is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "The Haunted McMansion" By Megabit Melodies is licensed under CC-BY 3.0

This week, we review the season one episode "Grail."

Mike tries to determine how many minutes are in a cycle, Sarah wonders whether the chefs on Babylon 5 are just failed molecular gastronomists from earth with extremely poor judgment around portion sizes, and Joe pops champagne to celebrate the end of the Compton Era.

Spoiler-free discussion: 0:00:00 - 0:59:49
Spoiler Zone: 0:59:49 - 1:01:00
Next Episode and other Shenanigans: 1:01:00

Music from this episode:

• "Surf Punk Rock" By absentrealities is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "Please Define The Error" By Delta Centauri is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "The Haunted McMansion" By Megabit Melodies is licensed under CC-BY 3.0

This week, we review one of the most consequential season one episodes, "Signs and Portents."

Joe thinks that Sinclair's office might be its own semi-autonomous region, Sarah appreciates a proper crime mullet, while Mike notes happily that the Raiders of the Plot Arc are done, never to return for a sequel.

Spoiler-free discussion: 0:00:00 - 0:45:23
Spoiler Zone: 0:45:23 - 0:53:17
Next Episode and other Shenanigans: 0:53:17

Music from this episode:

• "Surf Punk Rock" By absentrealities is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "Please Define The Error" By Delta Centauri is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "The Haunted McMansion" By Megabit Melodies is licensed under CC-BY 3.0

This week, we review a season one episode of Babylon 5 that's so good, they forgot to include it in the series. It's the movie Tron, with Bruce Boxleitner! 

Sarah wonders whether this movie might be better if you just watched it on mute, Joe asserts that nothing says Alpha Nerd better than a klaatu barada nikto poster, while Mike can't figure out why the master controller doesn't just hit Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V several billion times. 

Spoiler-free discussion: 0:00:00 - 0:48:20
Spoiler Zone: 0:48:20 - 0:51:10
Next Episode and other Shenanigans: 051:10

Music from this episode:

• "Surf Punk Rock" By absentrealities is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "Please Define The Error" By Delta Centauri is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "The Haunted McMansion" By Megabit Melodies is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "Crotch Magic" By Bonecage is licensed under CC-BY 3.0

This week, we review the season one episode "By Any Means Necessary."

Sarah analyses the station budget, Mike wonders if Londo is a Hufflepuff or a Slytherin, and Joe rejoices that Carn Molari was actually important to the plot all along... somehow...

Spoiler-free discussion: 0:00:00 - 0:50:53
Spoiler Zone: 0:50:53 - 0:52:40
Next Episode and other Shenanigans: 0:52:40

Music from this episode:

• "Surf Punk Rock" By absentrealities is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "Please Define The Error" By Delta Centauri is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "The Haunted McMansion" By Megabit Melodies is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "If I had a Hammer" By Manhattan Rob Walsh is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "Harry Potter Theme" By Long Boi is licensed under CC-BY 3.0 
  
  

This week, we review the season one episode "Survivors."

Mike explores the difference between an army captain and a navy captain, Joe delights in the fact that this episode has only one bad plot instead of two, and Sarah tries to determine which alien species is getting font-snubbed.

Spoiler-free discussion: 0:00:00 - 0:54:29
Spoiler Zone: 0:54:29 - 0:56:40
Next Episode and other Shenanigans: 0:56:40

Music from this episode:

• "Surf Punk Rock" By absentrealities is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "Please Define The Error" By Delta Centauri is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "The Haunted McMansion" By Megabit Melodies is licensed under CC-BY 3.0

This week, we review the season one episode "Believers."

Sarah recalls shelving Asimov shopping lists during her time working at a book store in college, Joe points out that Dr. Franklin's miracle snake oil is -in fact- not legitimate medicine, while Mike wonders if Dr. Franklin went to Harvard Upstairs Medical College.

Spoiler-free discussion: 0:00:00 - 0:49:07
Spoiler Zone: 0:49:07 - 0:51:07
Next Episode and other Shenanigans: 0:51:07

Music from this episode:

• "Surf Punk Rock" By absentrealities is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "Please Define The Error" By Delta Centauri is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "The Haunted McMansion" By Megabit Melodies is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "I've Got a Hat" By The Learning Station

This week, we review the season one episode "Deathwalker."

Joe loses count of the number of times Franklin wrongly claims that facts right in front of his face are impossible, Mike wonders if Larry D knows anything about the characters he's writing about, while Sarah points out that no, that's not what that word means...

Spoiler-free discussion: 0:00:00 - 0:50:18
Spoiler Zone: 0:50:18 - 0:54:30
Next Episode and other Shenanigans: 0:54:30

Music from this episode:

• "Surf Punk Rock" By absentrealities is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "Please Define The Error" By Delta Centauri is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "The Haunted McMansion" By Megabit Melodies is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "I Got a Hat" By Learning Station is licensed under CC-BY 3.0

This week, we review the season one episode "And a Sky Full of Stars."

Mike learns all about the Garibaldi Investigational Method, Sarah walks us through the difference between a cliffhanger and a game changer (credit to Lani Diane Rich), while Joe points out that our guest villains are, in fact, assembling the internet.

Spoiler-free discussion: 0:00:00 - 0:52:03
Spoiler Zone: 0:52:03 - 0:59:40
Next Episode and other Shenanigans: 0:59:40

Music from this episode:

• "Surf Punk Rock" By absentrealities is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "Please Define The Error" By Delta Centauri is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "The Haunted McMansion" By Megabit Melodies is licensed under CC-BY 3.0

This week, we review the season one episode "The War Prayer."

Sarah delineates the fine line between fashion train wreck and sweater criminal, Joe waxes rhapsodic about computer-based autocracy via means of benevolent AI, while Mike reminisces about his time spent with his mom on a Hawaiian coffee farm.

Spoiler-free discussion: 0:00:00 - 0:55:45
Spoiler Zone: 0:55:45 - 0:58:56
Next Episode and other Shenanigans: 0:58:56

Music from this episode:

• "Surf Punk Rock" By absentrealities is licensed under CC-BY 3.0

This week, we review the season one episode "Mind War."

Joe parses out the difference between a war, a skirmish, and an encounter, Sarah posits the Talia Winters Narrative Length Fallacy, and Mike catalogues the extras that remind him of 23rd Century Shakespeare characters.

Spoiler-free discussion: 0:00:00 - 0:51:38
Spoiler Zone: 0:51:38 - 0:55:50
Next Episode and other Shenanigans: 0:55:50

Music from this episode:

• "Surf Punk Rock" By absentrealities is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "Please Define The Error" By Delta Centauri is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "The Haunted McMansion" By Megabit Melodies is licensed under CC-BY 3.0

This week, we review the season one episode "The Parliament of Dreams."

Mike rails against the monopoly of the Narn Assassin's Guild, Sarah posits a formula to calculate the cheesecake to beefcake ratio, and Joe reads us quotes from "In Valen's Name," a Babylon 5 novel that he definitely didn't read in its entirety.

Spoiler-free discussion: 0:00:00 - 0:55:33
Spoiler zone: 0:55:33 - 0:58:01
Next Episode and other shenanigans: 0:58:01

Music from this episode:

• "Surf Punk Rock" By absentrealities is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "A random electric guitar solo 2012" by noluck45 is licensed under CC BY-SA 3.0

This week brings us what might be the single worst episode of Babylon 5: Infection.

Mike's whiskey lasts only 7 minutes, Joe throws Richard Compton under the bus, and Sarah invents a possibly fatal drinking game. (Note to the listener: please don't try it. We want you to live to see better episodes.)

Spoiler-free discussion: 0:00:00 - 0:54:30
Spoiler zone: 0:54:30-0:55:52
Next Episode and other shenanigans: 0:58:46

Music from this episode:

• "Surf Punk Rock" By absentrealities is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "I Know - Instrumental" by GurtyBeats is licensed under CC BY-SA 3.0
• "Chiptune" By Sonic Potions is licensed under CC BY-SA 3.0

This week, we review the season one episode "Born to the Purple."

Joe wonders how to properly notarize the voiding of a Centauri Slavery contract, Mike explains how drag queen boobs work, and Sarah covets Vir's GameBoy.

Spoiler-free discussion: 0:00:00 - 0:52:23
Spoiler zone: 0:52:23-0:55:52
Outtakes and other shenanigans: 0:55:52

Music from this episode:

• "Surf Punk Rock" By absentrealities is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "Please Define The Error" By Delta Centauri is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "The Haunted McMansion" By Megabit Melodies is licensed under CC-BY 3.0

This week, we review the season one episode "Soul Hunter."

Mike finds himself mesmerized by fruit, Sarah wonders whether or not security actually knows how to use the elevators, and Joe posits a new theory about Dr. Franklin.

Spoiler-free discussion: 0:00:00 - 0:54:04
Spoiler zone: 0:54:04-0:59:05
Next time on and other shenanigans: 0:59:06

Music from this episode:

• "Surf Punk Rock" By absentrealities is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "Please Define The Error" By Delta Centauri is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "The Haunted McMansion" By Megabit Melodies is licensed under CC-BY 3.0

This week, we discuss the season one episode "Midnight on the Firing Line." 

Sarah tries to measure how large HR's file on Sinclair is, Mike ponders which human bones make the best flutes, and Joe asks the age old question: Where are the Insurance Companies?

Spoiler-free discussion: 0:00:00 - 0:57:43
Spoiler zone: 0:57:43-1:03:24
Next time on and other shenanigans: 1:03:30

Music from this episode:

• "Surf Punk Rock" By absentrealities is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "Please Define The Error" By Delta Centauri is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "The Haunted McMansion" By Megabit Melodies is licensed under CC-BY 3.0

Welcome to Grey Sector! In our first episode, we discuss the B5 pilot "The Gathering", debate why coffee is a space crime, and envy G'Kar's wardrobe. 

Spoiler-free discussion: 0:00:00 - 1:28:34
Spoiler zone: 1:28:35-1:34:26
Next time on and other shenanigans: 1:34:26

Music from this episode:

• "Surf Punk Rock" By absentrealities is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "Please Define The Error" By Delta Centauri is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "The Haunted McMansion" By Megabit Melodies is licensed under CC-BY 3.0
• "Bohemian Rhapsody - Queen (Flute Cover)" By Jhonatan Da Silva Pereira is licensed under CC BY-NC-SA 3.0