Bible Stories for Blasphemers Thu, 05 Mar 2026 08:21:36 -0500 https://bs4blasphemers.buzzsprout.com en-us © 2026 Bible Stories for Blasphemers yes d9c37416-7ce9-5055-ae6e-0faca06ecc2d Dan Rogland and Mariah Wren episodic true A weekly story-telling comedy podcast looking at the Bible as a wild collection of myths and legends, as told by a queer ex-vangelical to a secular cult survivor. 

]]> Buzzsprout (https://www.buzzsprout.com) exvangelical, deconstruction, bible, cults, storytelling, mythology Dan Rogland and Mariah Wren https://storage.buzzsprout.com/66j96smz7bpwyezonkyba2fmyb4k?.jpg Bible Stories for Blasphemers Dan Rogland Idle Idols Idle Idols Happy upload day, blasphemers!
This week we introduce Micah, one of the last judges! Also explore topics of idols, and live-in priests! 

And in this week's Pop Corner, camp counselor Dan tells us all about the pagan god Pan!

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]]> Happy upload day, blasphemers!
This week we introduce Micah, one of the last judges! Also explore topics of idols, and live-in priests! 

And in this week's Pop Corner, camp counselor Dan tells us all about the pagan god Pan!

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]]> Dan Rogland and Mariah Wren Buzzsprout-16259314 Wed, 11 Dec 2024 00:00:00 -0500 3384 2 21 full false Samson & Delilah Samson & Delilah Howdy folks!

An eye for an eye sure does make the whole world blind. And that proverb couldn't be proven more true than in this episode where Samson gets crossed and things get wild!

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]]> Howdy folks!

An eye for an eye sure does make the whole world blind. And that proverb couldn't be proven more true than in this episode where Samson gets crossed and things get wild!

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]]> Dan Rogland and Mariah Wren Buzzsprout-16181531 Wed, 27 Nov 2024 00:00:00 -0500 4255 full false Out of the Eater Came Something to Eat Out of the Eater Came Something to Eat Hello, dear listeners!

This week we introduce  characters Samson and Delilah, get some child rearing advice from an angel, and see some Captain America level log (lion) ripping!

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]]> Hello, dear listeners!

This week we introduce  characters Samson and Delilah, get some child rearing advice from an angel, and see some Captain America level log (lion) ripping!

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]]> Dan Rogland and Mariah Wren Buzzsprout-16096358 Wed, 13 Nov 2024 00:00:00 -0500 4088 2 19 full false Lesbians Are Immortal Lesbians Are Immortal Hello blasphemers! 
In this episode we look into the life and times of another judge named Jephthah.
And also come across what may be the bible's first gay character??

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]]> Hello blasphemers! 
In this episode we look into the life and times of another judge named Jephthah.
And also come across what may be the bible's first gay character??

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]]> Dan Rogland and Mariah Wren Buzzsprout-16008713 Wed, 30 Oct 2024 00:00:00 -0400 3216 2 18 full false Divine Right Divine Right Hello Blasphemers!
Apologies for the late upload on this episode. The next episode will be up Wednesday 10/30 per the usual schedule.

In this episode, we dive into Chapter 9 of the Book of Judges! Abimelech, son of Gideon, isn't so humble as his father, and craves power of his own. Will he attain it? Listen to find out!
Also in this week's Pop Corner, it's all about Lord of the Rings, baby!

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]]> Hello Blasphemers!
Apologies for the late upload on this episode. The next episode will be up Wednesday 10/30 per the usual schedule.

In this episode, we dive into Chapter 9 of the Book of Judges! Abimelech, son of Gideon, isn't so humble as his father, and craves power of his own. Will he attain it? Listen to find out!
Also in this week's Pop Corner, it's all about Lord of the Rings, baby!

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]]> Dan Rogland and Mariah Wren Buzzsprout-15948280 Fri, 18 Oct 2024 08:00:00 -0400 4798 2 17 full false March of the 300 March of the 300 Happy Episode Day, blasphemers!
This week, Dan regales us the tale of Gideon's 300 and their pursuit of Zebah, Zalmunna and their 15,000 Midianites.
Also in this week's Computer Room segment, Everett the Engineer talks with our hosts about the link between Neopets and the church of Scientology!

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]]> Happy Episode Day, blasphemers!
This week, Dan regales us the tale of Gideon's 300 and their pursuit of Zebah, Zalmunna and their 15,000 Midianites.
Also in this week's Computer Room segment, Everett the Engineer talks with our hosts about the link between Neopets and the church of Scientology!

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]]> Dan Rogland and Mariah Wren Buzzsprout-15732117 Wed, 11 Sep 2024 00:00:00 -0400 3454 2 16 full true An Army of Various Ites An Army of Various Ites Gather round Campers, 'cause your fave bible camp counselors are back! Dan managed to break his wrist just after recording this, so we had to take a short break, but now it's time to get back to REAL business: Bible. In this one we teach you survival skills you'll take with you for the rest of your life. Such as... the best methods in which to drink water from a river; How to terrify your enemies using the awesome sonic power of a bunch of trumpets; How to ensure God is Bread. This one's a MUST LISTEN, kids, since you never know when these survival skills will come in handy. God is always ready to test you. 

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]]> Gather round Campers, 'cause your fave bible camp counselors are back! Dan managed to break his wrist just after recording this, so we had to take a short break, but now it's time to get back to REAL business: Bible. In this one we teach you survival skills you'll take with you for the rest of your life. Such as... the best methods in which to drink water from a river; How to terrify your enemies using the awesome sonic power of a bunch of trumpets; How to ensure God is Bread. This one's a MUST LISTEN, kids, since you never know when these survival skills will come in handy. God is always ready to test you. 

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]]> Dan Rogland and Mariah Wren Buzzsprout-15616638 Wed, 21 Aug 2024 01:00:00 -0400 3595 2 58 full true He Did the Dew He Did the Dew Dia duit, heathens! Camp Counselor Mariah is back from Ireland, so go ahead and help yourself to your favorite non-bigoted pickle chicken and settle in for another installment of The Bible! This week Dan teaches us about a Judge called Gideon. He’s a skeptic icon and almost certainly was the first guy to ever Science. You can’t prove he wasn’t. Then be sure to stick around for the second half of the show where we climb into the Travel Trailer and Mariah shares her time visiting some megalithic era spiritual sites in Ireland. 

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]]> Dia duit, heathens! Camp Counselor Mariah is back from Ireland, so go ahead and help yourself to your favorite non-bigoted pickle chicken and settle in for another installment of The Bible! This week Dan teaches us about a Judge called Gideon. He’s a skeptic icon and almost certainly was the first guy to ever Science. You can’t prove he wasn’t. Then be sure to stick around for the second half of the show where we climb into the Travel Trailer and Mariah shares her time visiting some megalithic era spiritual sites in Ireland. 

For photos of the things in Ireland Mariah's talking about, check out our Instagram! 

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]]> Dan Rogland and Mariah Wren Buzzsprout-15506812 Wed, 31 Jul 2024 01:00:00 -0400 3245 2 57 full true Damn, Deborah. Damn, Deborah. *in the voice of Julie Andrews*

Dearest Gentle Listener,
Now, you didn't think we'd forgotten to maintain our ongoing commitment to providing you Patreon content content, did you? Well, worry not little lamb, your shepherds haven't forgotten you. In this episode you can look forward to such delights as thus, as well as the story of the only female judge in the Book of Judges. This is the story of Deborah, of course. Do not underestimate this gentlelady, for she and her bestie Jael deliver the fuck out of Israel in the most horrid of manners. Also discussed is the pivotal Carriage Scene in the latest season of Bridgerton, which is not related to the Bible at all. Oh, the scandal.

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]]> *in the voice of Julie Andrews*

Dearest Gentle Listener,
Now, you didn't think we'd forgotten to maintain our ongoing commitment to providing you Patreon content content, did you? Well, worry not little lamb, your shepherds haven't forgotten you. In this episode you can look forward to such delights as thus, as well as the story of the only female judge in the Book of Judges. This is the story of Deborah, of course. Do not underestimate this gentlelady, for she and her bestie Jael deliver the fuck out of Israel in the most horrid of manners. Also discussed is the pivotal Carriage Scene in the latest season of Bridgerton, which is not related to the Bible at all. Oh, the scandal.

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]]> Dan Rogland and Mariah Wren Buzzsprout-15427119 Wed, 17 Jul 2024 06:00:00 -0400 3292 2 56 full true Evil World Peace Evil World Peace Blessings upon all ye blasphemers, for we are back from summer vacation!!! This is one of the BEST Bible stories we've gotten to cover so far as we continue in the Book of Judges with the stories of Othniel, Ehud, and also Shamgar was there. Most of the time we focus on the story of Ehud and his diabolical scheming, and how he secures victory for Israel. In the pop corner we talk about the origins of the phrase 'familiarity breeds contempt', as well as the Antique Roadshow. And keep an ear out for an extra refreshing treat in Everett's ASMR Alcove this week. So let's dive back in and wait no longer dear flock, lest ye embarrass yourselves. 

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]]> Blessings upon all ye blasphemers, for we are back from summer vacation!!! This is one of the BEST Bible stories we've gotten to cover so far as we continue in the Book of Judges with the stories of Othniel, Ehud, and also Shamgar was there. Most of the time we focus on the story of Ehud and his diabolical scheming, and how he secures victory for Israel. In the pop corner we talk about the origins of the phrase 'familiarity breeds contempt', as well as the Antique Roadshow. And keep an ear out for an extra refreshing treat in Everett's ASMR Alcove this week. So let's dive back in and wait no longer dear flock, lest ye embarrass yourselves. 

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]]> Dan Rogland and Mariah Wren Buzzsprout-15359640 Wed, 03 Jul 2024 20:00:00 -0400 3402 full false Dividing and also maybe Conquering Dividing and also maybe Conquering Happy Bible! 
We've finally said goodbye to Joshua and are entering our Biblical Folk Hero Era. With no successor named by Joshua, the nation of Israel continues on without a conduit to God. A generation has passed and it turns out God's not really popular anymore. And so God didn't take that well . He essentially sees Israel as though it is his adult son who just said that he's not going to go college... and also is hanging out with high school dropouts and starting an Only Fans. So, naturally, God did what must be done by all good disappointed parents: abandon his children to teach them a lesson! And thus we begin the Book of Judges. 

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]]> Happy Bible! 
We've finally said goodbye to Joshua and are entering our Biblical Folk Hero Era. With no successor named by Joshua, the nation of Israel continues on without a conduit to God. A generation has passed and it turns out God's not really popular anymore. And so God didn't take that well . He essentially sees Israel as though it is his adult son who just said that he's not going to go college... and also is hanging out with high school dropouts and starting an Only Fans. So, naturally, God did what must be done by all good disappointed parents: abandon his children to teach them a lesson! And thus we begin the Book of Judges. 

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]]> Dan Rogland and Mariah Wren Buzzsprout-15195972 Wed, 05 Jun 2024 01:00:00 -0400 4226 2 54 full true The Tortured Pastors Department The Tortured Pastors Department Welcome to church sweet flock! This week Youth Pastor Dan (YPD) tells us the story of Joshua again..but faster this time. Think of it like the notes someone gave you about the key takeaways of the reading assignment. There's some extra flavor that's added along the way, but this ep rounds off the Book of Joshua as he dies at the age of 110, naming no successor. Then in the Pop Corner, we visit the Music Room to gush about and dissect the newest Taylor Swift Album (The Tortured Poets Department). We do a deep dive into the religious metaphors & themes of Swift's songs, 'But Daddy I Love Him' and 'Guilty as Sin'. You won't want to miss YPD & Mariah's spicy lyrical takes.  

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]]> Welcome to church sweet flock! This week Youth Pastor Dan (YPD) tells us the story of Joshua again..but faster this time. Think of it like the notes someone gave you about the key takeaways of the reading assignment. There's some extra flavor that's added along the way, but this ep rounds off the Book of Joshua as he dies at the age of 110, naming no successor. Then in the Pop Corner, we visit the Music Room to gush about and dissect the newest Taylor Swift Album (The Tortured Poets Department). We do a deep dive into the religious metaphors & themes of Swift's songs, 'But Daddy I Love Him' and 'Guilty as Sin'. You won't want to miss YPD & Mariah's spicy lyrical takes.  

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]]> Dan Rogland and Mariah Wren Buzzsprout-15112959 Wed, 22 May 2024 01:00:00 -0400 4212 2 53 full true A Christian Ensemble A Christian Ensemble Hello again to all our precious Blasphemers! This week we learn about a very interesting event that  could only be explained by a divine act…. Sort of. Joshua commands the sun to stand still, which helps them while they save Gibeon (which they have to do because of their tricksy covenant.) Then after a short detour, we head back to the Music Room. Everett comes to the table with analysis of the lyrics written by the band Knocked Loose. Before you go, everyone say hi to Dan who will be summoned to the app by this post due to his Instagram notification settings. Thanks for listening! 


Cover Painting:
 Joshuah Ordering the Sun to Stand Still (1743-1744), Joseph Marie Vien in Musée Fabre, Montpellier

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]]> Hello again to all our precious Blasphemers! This week we learn about a very interesting event that  could only be explained by a divine act…. Sort of. Joshua commands the sun to stand still, which helps them while they save Gibeon (which they have to do because of their tricksy covenant.) Then after a short detour, we head back to the Music Room. Everett comes to the table with analysis of the lyrics written by the band Knocked Loose. Before you go, everyone say hi to Dan who will be summoned to the app by this post due to his Instagram notification settings. Thanks for listening! 


Cover Painting:
 Joshuah Ordering the Sun to Stand Still (1743-1744), Joseph Marie Vien in Musée Fabre, Montpellier

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]]> Dan Rogland and Mariah Wren Buzzsprout-15032024 Wed, 08 May 2024 04:00:00 -0400 3444 2 52 full true On God On God Happy Episode day, blasphemers!! This week Dan teaches us about how the Gibeonites made the diabolical choice to deceive the Israelites in order to secure their protection against being slaughtered… the audacity!!! After that, in the pop corner, our conversation resembles a bouncy ball set loose in a long linoleum hallway. Also some spoilers as we plan content for our forthcoming Patreon page which totally for sure definitely really is going to exist.  Enjoy ;)

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]]> Happy Episode day, blasphemers!! This week Dan teaches us about how the Gibeonites made the diabolical choice to deceive the Israelites in order to secure their protection against being slaughtered… the audacity!!! After that, in the pop corner, our conversation resembles a bouncy ball set loose in a long linoleum hallway. Also some spoilers as we plan content for our forthcoming Patreon page which totally for sure definitely really is going to exist.  Enjoy ;)

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]]> Dan Rogland and Mariah Wren Buzzsprout-14945695 Tue, 23 Apr 2024 00:00:00 -0400 3324 2 51 full true Stranger Among Them Stranger Among Them Blessed hump day congregation! In this week’s installment of The Bible, our valiant heroes raze the city of Ai, leaving no survivors. They then immortalize its king forever in what can only be described as… gross. And then in the Pop Corner aka Music Room, in celebration of Dan’s many achievements, Mariah reads to him the lyrics of Dysphoria Hoodie by Laura Jane Grace.

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]]> Blessed hump day congregation! In this week’s installment of The Bible, our valiant heroes raze the city of Ai, leaving no survivors. They then immortalize its king forever in what can only be described as… gross. And then in the Pop Corner aka Music Room, in celebration of Dan’s many achievements, Mariah reads to him the lyrics of Dysphoria Hoodie by Laura Jane Grace.

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]]> Dan Rogland and Mariah Wren Buzzsprout-14861356 Tue, 09 Apr 2024 00:00:00 -0400 2944 2 50 full true The Promised Land (God's Version) The Promised Land (God's Version) Blessed Wednesday to all of God's monsters... but especially you, dear listener. We have an inspirational story in store for you this week. All about the conquest of the city of Ai, and also a quick detour to discuss the stoning of Achan. Doesn't that sound lovely? In the pop corner, Mariah and Dan gush about grammy winners and parasocial-besties of the pod, boygenius. And, of course, Mariah celebrates the new Taylor Swift album announcement. Go ahead and settle in and make yourself a hot beverage while you listen this week, folks. You deserve it. 

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]]> Blessed Wednesday to all of God's monsters... but especially you, dear listener. We have an inspirational story in store for you this week. All about the conquest of the city of Ai, and also a quick detour to discuss the stoning of Achan. Doesn't that sound lovely? In the pop corner, Mariah and Dan gush about grammy winners and parasocial-besties of the pod, boygenius. And, of course, Mariah celebrates the new Taylor Swift album announcement. Go ahead and settle in and make yourself a hot beverage while you listen this week, folks. You deserve it. 

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]]> Dan Rogland and Mariah Wren Buzzsprout-14776139 Tue, 26 Mar 2024 23:00:00 -0400 3066 2 49 full true the Foreskin Awakens the Foreskin Awakens And it came to pass that a new episode was released! Behold! We're back again this week with the second mass circumcision event of the Old Testament.  Just before invading Jericho, Joshua realizes he and his army must NOT forget to get rid of that cumbersome foreskin. Then, in the Pop Corner, we discuss the Veggie Tales episode titled "Josh and the Big Wall - A Lesson in Obedience", and the challenges of being a proverbs 31 woman. 

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]]> And it came to pass that a new episode was released! Behold! We're back again this week with the second mass circumcision event of the Old Testament.  Just before invading Jericho, Joshua realizes he and his army must NOT forget to get rid of that cumbersome foreskin. Then, in the Pop Corner, we discuss the Veggie Tales episode titled "Josh and the Big Wall - A Lesson in Obedience", and the challenges of being a proverbs 31 woman. 

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]]> Dan Rogland and Mariah Wren Buzzsprout-14673937 Wed, 13 Mar 2024 00:00:00 -0400 2848 full false God Math - on Calvinism (feat. Henry Rogland) God Math - on Calvinism (feat. Henry Rogland) This week instead of your regularly scheduled sermon, we have a Very Special Episode featuring the Disclaimer Voice himself… that’s right kids, we’ve got Henry Rogland in the pulpit this week!!  Henry joins us to discuss his experience growing up  in Calvinism, the concept of T.U.L.I.P., and the Classic Christian School education. Basically it’s a generous helping of shame, a delightful little acronym that appeals to the youth of today, and waaaay too much homework. This one’s a doozy y’all, so pick a poem to memorize and get ready to start a fight, because lest we forget: there is no hatred like Christian love.

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]]> This week instead of your regularly scheduled sermon, we have a Very Special Episode featuring the Disclaimer Voice himself… that’s right kids, we’ve got Henry Rogland in the pulpit this week!!  Henry joins us to discuss his experience growing up  in Calvinism, the concept of T.U.L.I.P., and the Classic Christian School education. Basically it’s a generous helping of shame, a delightful little acronym that appeals to the youth of today, and waaaay too much homework. This one’s a doozy y’all, so pick a poem to memorize and get ready to start a fight, because lest we forget: there is no hatred like Christian love.

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]]> Dan Rogland and Mariah Wren Buzzsprout-14544138 Wed, 21 Feb 2024 00:00:00 -0500 7836 2 47 full true Folie á Deux Folie á Deux This week we dive into The Book of Joshua, involving Rahab's deal with the Israel spies sent to Jericho. More importantly, however, we provide our in depth analysis of the VeggieTales episode entitled Josh and The Big Wall: A Lesson in Obedience. Don't miss it. 

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]]> This week we dive into The Book of Joshua, involving Rahab's deal with the Israel spies sent to Jericho. More importantly, however, we provide our in depth analysis of the VeggieTales episode entitled Josh and The Big Wall: A Lesson in Obedience. Don't miss it. 

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]]> Buzzsprout-14454946 Wed, 07 Feb 2024 00:00:00 -0500 3366 2 3 full true Drunk With Blood Drunk With Blood This week on Bible Stories for Blasphemers, it's... "Previously, in The Bible" in this Dragon Ball Z-esque pseudo-recap episode in which Dan recounts the Book of Deuteronomy.  So grab your salt, get in your Impala, queue up "Carry On My Wayward Son", and join us. 

Also: Remember to send us your Scientology questions & strange religious encounters!

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]]> This week on Bible Stories for Blasphemers, it's... "Previously, in The Bible" in this Dragon Ball Z-esque pseudo-recap episode in which Dan recounts the Book of Deuteronomy.  So grab your salt, get in your Impala, queue up "Carry On My Wayward Son", and join us. 

Also: Remember to send us your Scientology questions & strange religious encounters!

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]]> Dan Rogland and Mariah Wrenn Buzzsprout-14349223 Wed, 24 Jan 2024 00:00:00 -0500 3598 full false We Have Risen (Welcome to Season Two!) We Have Risen (Welcome to Season Two!) BEHOLD, the miracle of resurrection!!! We are BACK, with a new editor, and unholier than ever! 

And rather than a bible story this week, we touch on Mariah's upbringing in Scientology, and Dan's pre-college education at a Creationist school. 

Don't forget to email or DM us your questions about Scientology for our future Q&A episode, and also PLEASE tell us about your brushes with cults & religion. 

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]]> BEHOLD, the miracle of resurrection!!! We are BACK, with a new editor, and unholier than ever! 

And rather than a bible story this week, we touch on Mariah's upbringing in Scientology, and Dan's pre-college education at a Creationist school. 

Don't forget to email or DM us your questions about Scientology for our future Q&A episode, and also PLEASE tell us about your brushes with cults & religion. 

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]]> Dan Rogland and Mariah Wrenn Buzzsprout-14349178 Wed, 24 Jan 2024 00:00:00 -0500 3186 2 44 full true An Unwelcome Twist An Unwelcome Twist This week on Bible Stories for Blasphemers: we're done with the book of Numbers! Couldn't get through it without a few war crimes there at the end. Then in the Pop Corner, we go on a long and spoiler-full review of Knock at the Cabin, which (spoilers) we have some REAL bones to pick about.  

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]]> This week on Bible Stories for Blasphemers: we're done with the book of Numbers! Couldn't get through it without a few war crimes there at the end. Then in the Pop Corner, we go on a long and spoiler-full review of Knock at the Cabin, which (spoilers) we have some REAL bones to pick about.  

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]]> Dan Rogland and Mariah Wrenn Buzzsprout-12634793 Wed, 12 Apr 2023 00:00:00 -0400 4093 1 43 full true Moses is a Simp Moses is a Simp This week on Bible Stories for Blasphemers: GETTING THROUGH THE NUMBERS. There's a lot of names and laws in here folks, but don't worry, we have opinions to add to them, and Mariah has just found out that God eats food. Then in the Pop Corner, we discuss the DEEPLY important new Hozier EP, Eat Your Young. 

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]]> This week on Bible Stories for Blasphemers: GETTING THROUGH THE NUMBERS. There's a lot of names and laws in here folks, but don't worry, we have opinions to add to them, and Mariah has just found out that God eats food. Then in the Pop Corner, we discuss the DEEPLY important new Hozier EP, Eat Your Young. 

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]]> Dan Rogland and Mariah Wrenn Buzzsprout-12545183 Wed, 29 Mar 2023 20:00:00 -0400 4001 1 42 full true Religious Calisthenics (INTERVIEW WITH OUR HOT CATHOLIC FRIEND) Religious Calisthenics (INTERVIEW WITH OUR HOT CATHOLIC FRIEND) This week it's a special episode for everyone in the flock! We talk to the infamous Robin, our hot Catholic friend! We cover her religious upbringing in Catholicism, and cover her journey to realizing why she didn't believe it anymore. We also dive into Mariah's many, many, many questions, including but not limited to:  "What can and can't you give up for Lent?" ; "What's with the obsession with Jesus's corpse?";  "Have you seen the flower sex scene with Josh Hartnett in that one movie where he gives up sex for Lent?" 

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]]> This week it's a special episode for everyone in the flock! We talk to the infamous Robin, our hot Catholic friend! We cover her religious upbringing in Catholicism, and cover her journey to realizing why she didn't believe it anymore. We also dive into Mariah's many, many, many questions, including but not limited to:  "What can and can't you give up for Lent?" ; "What's with the obsession with Jesus's corpse?";  "Have you seen the flower sex scene with Josh Hartnett in that one movie where he gives up sex for Lent?" 

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]]> Dan Rogland and Mariah Wrenn Buzzsprout-12435595 Wed, 15 Mar 2023 00:00:00 -0400 4296 1 41 full true Someone's Got to Go to Prison Someone's Got to Go to Prison Welcome to Wednesday Youth Group! Will Dan manage to tell the story in a reasonable amount of time while navigating Mariah's tangents, jokes, and questions?? Who's going to prison??? And, most importantly: what rooms will be added on to the Podcast House?????  Find out in this week's episode of Bible Stories for Blasphemers! Part of a complete breakfast.


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]]> Welcome to Wednesday Youth Group! Will Dan manage to tell the story in a reasonable amount of time while navigating Mariah's tangents, jokes, and questions?? Who's going to prison??? And, most importantly: what rooms will be added on to the Podcast House?????  Find out in this week's episode of Bible Stories for Blasphemers! Part of a complete breakfast.


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]]> Dan Rogland and Mariah Wrenn Buzzsprout-12342745 Wed, 01 Mar 2023 00:00:00 -0500 3848 full false A Very Intimate Encounter with God A Very Intimate Encounter with God This week on Bible Stories for Blasphemers, Balaam makes a bunch of prophecies, and we go off on a bunch of weird tangents. Then in the Pop Corner, we discuss two deeply uncomfortable religious Superbowl commercials. 

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]]> This week on Bible Stories for Blasphemers, Balaam makes a bunch of prophecies, and we go off on a bunch of weird tangents. Then in the Pop Corner, we discuss two deeply uncomfortable religious Superbowl commercials. 

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]]> Dan Rogland and Mariah Wrenn Buzzsprout-12307397 Wed, 22 Feb 2023 15:00:00 -0500 4856 1 39 full true DONKEY: Origins DONKEY: Origins We got a big juicy one for y'all this week, kiddos! Strap into your high chair, put on your bib, and get ready to dig in to the delicious nonsense that is Number of Numbers, Two of Twos. For dessert we have a Pop Corner in which we explore and expand on our podcast house using our feelings. Don't miss it.

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]]> We got a big juicy one for y'all this week, kiddos! Strap into your high chair, put on your bib, and get ready to dig in to the delicious nonsense that is Number of Numbers, Two of Twos. For dessert we have a Pop Corner in which we explore and expand on our podcast house using our feelings. Don't miss it.

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]]> Dan Rogland and Mariah Wrenn Buzzsprout-12256675 Wed, 15 Feb 2023 00:00:00 -0500 4738 1 38 full true Snakes on a Pole Snakes on a Pole This week on Bible Stories for Blasphemers, we talk about two stories: one where Moses hits a rock, and one where Moses deals with some snakes. Then in the Pop Corner, we discuss the most meta TV show that we've ever seen.  

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]]> This week on Bible Stories for Blasphemers, we talk about two stories: one where Moses hits a rock, and one where Moses deals with some snakes. Then in the Pop Corner, we discuss the most meta TV show that we've ever seen.  

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]]> Dan Rogland and Mariah Wrenn Buzzsprout-12209316 Wed, 08 Feb 2023 00:00:00 -0500 3034 1 37 full true Delicious Humans! Delicious Humans! Gather round dear flock, as youth pastor Dan spills all the tea of the one Bible story They don't want you to know about, and Mariah's hopes of becoming a Christian convert are dashed. Talking points include Jared from twitter, the Golden Globes, and Jerrod Carmichael's latest joke. 

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]]> Gather round dear flock, as youth pastor Dan spills all the tea of the one Bible story They don't want you to know about, and Mariah's hopes of becoming a Christian convert are dashed. Talking points include Jared from twitter, the Golden Globes, and Jerrod Carmichael's latest joke. 

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]]> Dan Rogland and Mariah Wrenn Buzzsprout-12159952 Wed, 01 Feb 2023 00:00:00 -0500 3397 1 36 full true Gender Your Bibles Gender Your Bibles This week on Bible Stories for Blasphemers, we return shamefully from many time-based errors with a chronologically-inaccurate episode. Then in the Pop Corner - wait, it's the Science Section this week? Okay, a lot has changed.

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]]> This week on Bible Stories for Blasphemers, we return shamefully from many time-based errors with a chronologically-inaccurate episode. Then in the Pop Corner - wait, it's the Science Section this week? Okay, a lot has changed.

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]]> Dan Rogland and Mariah Wrenn Buzzsprout-12106787 Wed, 25 Jan 2023 00:00:00 -0500 4081 1 35 full true New Year Special Episode New Year Special Episode Heeey, remember us?? Your favorite bible camp counselors are back! Check out this special episode where Dan shares their research on how humans across the world have celebrated the new year over time.

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]]> Heeey, remember us?? Your favorite bible camp counselors are back! Check out this special episode where Dan shares their research on how humans across the world have celebrated the new year over time.

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]]> Dan Rogland and Mariah Wrenn Buzzsprout-11961563 Sun, 01 Jan 2023 18:00:00 -0500 4748 1 34 full true The Legend of Nulam (Numbers Preamble) The Legend of Nulam (Numbers Preamble) This week on Bible Stories for Blasphemers, Dan talks about something in the Bible to do with numbers - a concept Mariah thought Dan would have learned a long time ago. Then in the Pop Corner, a HUGE BREAKING NEWS UPDATE and then Mariah discusses a rogue-like life sim video game she's been playing called Cult of the Lamb.

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]]> This week on Bible Stories for Blasphemers, Dan talks about something in the Bible to do with numbers - a concept Mariah thought Dan would have learned a long time ago. Then in the Pop Corner, a HUGE BREAKING NEWS UPDATE and then Mariah discusses a rogue-like life sim video game she's been playing called Cult of the Lamb.

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]]> Dan Rogland and Mariah Wrenn Buzzsprout-11240584 Wed, 31 Aug 2022 22:00:00 -0400 3651 1 33 full true 15 Lizards 15 Lizards This week, Dan tells the entirety of the Book of Leviticus. We learn about how if you try to do something nice for God but he doesn't like it, you'll probably get smited to shit. Also, Mariah teaches Dan about the origin of the human species.

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]]> This week, Dan tells the entirety of the Book of Leviticus. We learn about how if you try to do something nice for God but he doesn't like it, you'll probably get smited to shit. Also, Mariah teaches Dan about the origin of the human species.

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]]> Dan Rogland and Mariah Wrenn Buzzsprout-11151892 Wed, 17 Aug 2022 00:00:00 -0400 3657 full false The Exodus from Exodus The Exodus from Exodus In this week's slightly depressing episode, we finally learn the epic conclusion of Exodus. Dan tells Mariah more details about the Arc of the Covenant, God tries to abandon the Israelites but instead tells them to kill everyone, and Moses becomes shiny.

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]]> In this week's slightly depressing episode, we finally learn the epic conclusion of Exodus. Dan tells Mariah more details about the Arc of the Covenant, God tries to abandon the Israelites but instead tells them to kill everyone, and Moses becomes shiny.

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]]> Dan Rogland and Mariah Wrenn Buzzsprout-11073598 Wed, 03 Aug 2022 00:00:00 -0400 4263 1 31 full true The Gang Starts a New Religion The Gang Starts a New Religion This week, Dan explains to Mariah the absolutely chaos and frivolity had by the nation of Israel while Moses was on Mount Sinai. Did the Hebrews betray God to start a new bovine religion? Did Aaron indirectly cause the deaths of thousands of his own people because of peer pressure? Who are we to judge? And honestly, God, what did you expect?

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]]> This week, Dan explains to Mariah the absolutely chaos and frivolity had by the nation of Israel while Moses was on Mount Sinai. Did the Hebrews betray God to start a new bovine religion? Did Aaron indirectly cause the deaths of thousands of his own people because of peer pressure? Who are we to judge? And honestly, God, what did you expect?

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]]> Dan Rogland and Mariah Wrenn Buzzsprout-11034830 Wed, 27 Jul 2022 03:00:00 -0400 3919 1 30 full true The Sleepy Episode The Sleepy Episode This week, Dan is very tired. We talk about God's commandments for how to live, and about a very spooky and intimidating angel. Then, in the pop corner, we discuss Christian schools and, in particular, the sit-in protest at Seattle Pacific University.

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]]> This week, Dan is very tired. We talk about God's commandments for how to live, and about a very spooky and intimidating angel. Then, in the pop corner, we discuss Christian schools and, in particular, the sit-in protest at Seattle Pacific University.

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]]> Dan Rogland and Mariah Wrenn Buzzsprout-10915386 Wed, 06 Jul 2022 12:00:00 -0400 3632 1 29 full true Dan and Mariah Learn About Volcanoes Dan and Mariah Learn About Volcanoes Sorry this one's late, folks! This week we tell the story of the ten commandments, and get extremely sidetracked due to our mutual lack of a science education. Then, in the pop corner, we discuss the new comedy special "Rothaniel." 

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]]> Sorry this one's late, folks! This week we tell the story of the ten commandments, and get extremely sidetracked due to our mutual lack of a science education. Then, in the pop corner, we discuss the new comedy special "Rothaniel." 

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]]> Dan Rogland and Mariah Wrenn Buzzsprout-10798652 Wed, 15 Jun 2022 12:00:00 -0400 4143 1 28 full true Girls Against God (the episode) Girls Against God (the episode) This week, on a tight time crunch, we tell the story of bread falling from heaven and Moses having a very tiring day for his arms. Then, in the pop corner, we talk about Bible jokes and the new Florence & the Machine album. 

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]]> This week, on a tight time crunch, we tell the story of bread falling from heaven and Moses having a very tiring day for his arms. Then, in the pop corner, we talk about Bible jokes and the new Florence & the Machine album. 

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]]> Buzzsprout-10680935 Wed, 25 May 2022 12:00:00 -0400 3072 1 27 full true We Hate the Tickle Man We Hate the Tickle Man Egypt escape! This week we tell the story of Moses parting the Red Sea. Then, in the pop corner, we discuss why there are so many fundamentalist Christians falling for conspiracy theories. 

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]]> Egypt escape! This week we tell the story of Moses parting the Red Sea. Then, in the pop corner, we discuss why there are so many fundamentalist Christians falling for conspiracy theories. 

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]]> Dan Rogland and Mariah Wrenn Buzzsprout-10637274 Wed, 18 May 2022 00:00:00 -0400 3999 1 26 full true News from the Sapphic Front News from the Sapphic Front In this episode, we talk about the Passover story, and also deeply appreciate girls. 

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]]> In this episode, we talk about the Passover story, and also deeply appreciate girls. 

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]]> Buzzsprout-10610376 Fri, 13 May 2022 00:00:00 -0400 3951 1 25 full true I Will Smite Your Territory with Frogs I Will Smite Your Territory with Frogs We continue the story of Moses and cover the first several plagues sent to Egypt, while navigating through several unrelated tangents. Then, in the pop corner, we talk about "sword drills," devotionals, and introduce Mariah to the concept of a study Bible.

This episode includes shout-outs to Dan's D&D podcast, Dial M for Magic, and to one of Mariah's favorite podcasts, Dear Internet!

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]]> We continue the story of Moses and cover the first several plagues sent to Egypt, while navigating through several unrelated tangents. Then, in the pop corner, we talk about "sword drills," devotionals, and introduce Mariah to the concept of a study Bible.

This episode includes shout-outs to Dan's D&D podcast, Dial M for Magic, and to one of Mariah's favorite podcasts, Dear Internet!

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]]> Buzzsprout-10515068 Wed, 27 Apr 2022 12:00:00 -0400 4121 1 24 full true The Law of Equivalent Exchange, but for God The Law of Equivalent Exchange, but for God Dan continues the story of Moses and how he tried to get the pharaoh to Let His People Go. Also, Mariah becomes a Christian and invents a new branch of Christianity??? Finally, in the pop corner we discuss the tv show Severance, and why it is that the Bible is so dang useful against vampires and ghosts.

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]]> Dan continues the story of Moses and how he tried to get the pharaoh to Let His People Go. Also, Mariah becomes a Christian and invents a new branch of Christianity??? Finally, in the pop corner we discuss the tv show Severance, and why it is that the Bible is so dang useful against vampires and ghosts.

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]]> Dan Rogland and Mariah Wrenn Buzzsprout-10469430 Wed, 20 Apr 2022 00:00:00 -0400 4101 1 23 full true Much Ado About a Sharp Rock Much Ado About a Sharp Rock We continue the story of Moses, who has an encounter with a burning bush and is chosen by God, who almost immediately turns around and tries to murder him. Then, in the Pop Corner, Mariah asks Dan to elaborate on the different types of Christian education, and we go off on a tangent about cults and the difficulty of leaving them. 

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]]> We continue the story of Moses, who has an encounter with a burning bush and is chosen by God, who almost immediately turns around and tries to murder him. Then, in the Pop Corner, Mariah asks Dan to elaborate on the different types of Christian education, and we go off on a tangent about cults and the difficulty of leaving them. 

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]]> Buzzsprout-10439499 Thu, 14 Apr 2022 12:00:00 -0400 4204 1 22 full true The Genesis of Exodus The Genesis of Exodus We begin the book of Exodus with the early life of Moses, a murdering Egyptian who's pretty bad at hiding the body. Then, in the Pop Corner, Dan talks about their recent trip to Hawaii and the incredibly bad decisions made by early Christian missionaries there. 

Topics include: theoretical time travel; copious references to The Prince of Egypt; the extremely unpleasant story of a cockroach encounter.

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]]> We begin the book of Exodus with the early life of Moses, a murdering Egyptian who's pretty bad at hiding the body. Then, in the Pop Corner, Dan talks about their recent trip to Hawaii and the incredibly bad decisions made by early Christian missionaries there. 

Topics include: theoretical time travel; copious references to The Prince of Egypt; the extremely unpleasant story of a cockroach encounter.

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]]> Dan Rogland and Mariah Wrenn Buzzsprout-10387637 Wed, 06 Apr 2022 00:00:00 -0400 3659 1 21 full true In a Coffin in Egypt (END OF GENESIS!) In a Coffin in Egypt (END OF GENESIS!) Dan regales Mariah with the Bible's season one finale - the end of the book of Genesis! Then, in the Pop Corner, Dan enlightens Mariah with two examples of totally cool Christian Girl Bands that promoted purity culture and thought boys wanted to date girls that reminded them of their moms. Weird.

Topics include: If 25 is a round number, is 1 a round number? ; Phil Collins vs Paul Simon; Jacob/Israel's identity crisis; The first billionaire???

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]]> Dan regales Mariah with the Bible's season one finale - the end of the book of Genesis! Then, in the Pop Corner, Dan enlightens Mariah with two examples of totally cool Christian Girl Bands that promoted purity culture and thought boys wanted to date girls that reminded them of their moms. Weird.

Topics include: If 25 is a round number, is 1 a round number? ; Phil Collins vs Paul Simon; Jacob/Israel's identity crisis; The first billionaire???

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]]> Dan Rogland and Mariah Wrenn Buzzsprout-10336867 Wed, 30 Mar 2022 00:00:00 -0400 3736 1 20 full true Pagan History Special: Oestara (Spring Equinox) Pagan History Special: Oestara (Spring Equinox) In this week's slightly bananas episode, Dan tells Mariah about the history of the Pagan holiday known as Oestara and how it informed modern traditions for Easter. Topics include: which of the Von Trapp children best fits your personality; terrifying Victorian greeting cards; and hot cross buns.

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]]> In this week's slightly bananas episode, Dan tells Mariah about the history of the Pagan holiday known as Oestara and how it informed modern traditions for Easter. Topics include: which of the Von Trapp children best fits your personality; terrifying Victorian greeting cards; and hot cross buns.

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]]> Dan Rogland and Mariah Wrenn Buzzsprout-10305806 Wed, 23 Mar 2022 16:00:00 -0400 3669 1 19 full true He Just Wants the Drama He Just Wants the Drama This week, Joseph orchestrates the most dramatic family reunion ever; then, in the Pop Corner, we talk about The Righteous Gemstones and evangelical megachurches.

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]]> This week, Joseph orchestrates the most dramatic family reunion ever; then, in the Pop Corner, we talk about The Righteous Gemstones and evangelical megachurches.

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]]> Buzzsprout-10262058 Wed, 16 Mar 2022 12:00:00 -0400 3569 1 18 full true Broseph the Dream Interpreter Broseph the Dream Interpreter This week, we talk about Joseph in Egypt, his wild dream interpretation, and how he constantly ended up in charge of everything. Then, we finally come up with a name for our post-break segment.

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]]> This week, we talk about Joseph in Egypt, his wild dream interpretation, and how he constantly ended up in charge of everything. Then, we finally come up with a name for our post-break segment.

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]]> Dan Rogland and Mariah Wrenn Buzzsprout-10174630 Wed, 02 Mar 2022 12:00:00 -0500 3498 1 17 full true It's All Brothers and Dreams It's All Brothers and Dreams This week, we start the first part of the story of Joseph, the teen dreamer and big old tattletale. Then, we talk about Christian and post-Christian music!

Today's episode features the song "Chicken" by Semler. Stream their music or find tour dates at www.semlermusic.com.

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]]> This week, we start the first part of the story of Joseph, the teen dreamer and big old tattletale. Then, we talk about Christian and post-Christian music!

Today's episode features the song "Chicken" by Semler. Stream their music or find tour dates at www.semlermusic.com.

Find us on Twitter @BS4Blasphemers, or email us your Bible questions and corrections at biblestoriesforblasphemers@gmail.com!

You can also find Dan on Twitter @DanRogland or on Patreon at patreon.com/danrogland.

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]]> Dan Rogland and Mariah Wrenn Buzzsprout-10127543 Wed, 23 Feb 2022 00:00:00 -0500 4334 1 16 full true The Bible is Anime The Bible is Anime This week, we tell the stories of Dinah and Tamar, two women whose male relatives were absolutely the worst. Then, we talk about why there are so many Johns. 

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]]> This week, we tell the stories of Dinah and Tamar, two women whose male relatives were absolutely the worst. Then, we talk about why there are so many Johns. 

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]]> Dan Rogland and Mariah Wrenn Buzzsprout-10082241 Wed, 16 Feb 2022 00:00:00 -0500 3534 1 15 full true SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY This week, we talk about Jacob having a literal wrestling match with God while bribing his brother into not killing him. Then, we answer the question: does the Bible actually say you shouldn't get gay married? 

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]]> This week, we talk about Jacob having a literal wrestling match with God while bribing his brother into not killing him. Then, we answer the question: does the Bible actually say you shouldn't get gay married? 

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]]> Dan Rogland and Mariah Wrenn Buzzsprout-10040845 Wed, 09 Feb 2022 00:00:00 -0500 3617 1 14 full true Jacob Bioengineers Sheep Jacob Bioengineers Sheep This week we talk about Jacob's feud with Laban and his weird folk magic for how to make speckled sheep; then, we briefly talk about hell (as it relates to Phoebe Bridgers). 

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]]> This week we talk about Jacob's feud with Laban and his weird folk magic for how to make speckled sheep; then, we briefly talk about hell (as it relates to Phoebe Bridgers). 

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]]> Dan Rogland and Mariah Wrenn Buzzsprout-9990201 Tue, 01 Feb 2022 00:00:00 -0500 3596 1 13 full true I Bought You With My Mandrakes I Bought You With My Mandrakes This week we tell the story of how Jacob met Rachel and ended up with four wives, twelve sons, and a daughter. Then we talk about "Euphoria" and how internet access is actually really important for teens. 

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]]> This week we tell the story of how Jacob met Rachel and ended up with four wives, twelve sons, and a daughter. Then we talk about "Euphoria" and how internet access is actually really important for teens. 

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]]> Dan Rogland and Mariah Wrenn Buzzsprout-9954049 Wed, 26 Jan 2022 01:00:00 -0500 3583 1 12 full true Mariah's Elevator to David Bowie Mariah's Elevator to David Bowie This week we tell the story of Jacob's deception and Jacob's ladder, then talk about why the Bible has verses. 

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]]> This week we tell the story of Jacob's deception and Jacob's ladder, then talk about why the Bible has verses. 

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]]> Buzzsprout-9904209 Tue, 18 Jan 2022 01:00:00 -0500 3636 1 11 full true Apocalypse Pudding Apocalypse Pudding This week we begin the story of the Bible's first twins, Jacob and Esau, and discuss Biblical apocalypse theories, including Y2K and the book series (and Nic Cage film) Left Behind.

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]]> This week we begin the story of the Bible's first twins, Jacob and Esau, and discuss Biblical apocalypse theories, including Y2K and the book series (and Nic Cage film) Left Behind.

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]]> Buzzsprout-9868308 Tue, 11 Jan 2022 12:00:00 -0500 3587 1 10 full true The Prayer of Jeeves The Prayer of Jeeves Dan tells the story of how Isaac got his wife, and boy, we sure hope you know about the fictional butler Jeeves for this one.

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]]> Dan tells the story of how Isaac got his wife, and boy, we sure hope you know about the fictional butler Jeeves for this one.

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]]> Buzzsprout-9796693 Tue, 28 Dec 2021 01:00:00 -0500 3235 1 9 full true Pagan History Special: Yuletide Pagan History Special: Yuletide Happy holidays! We're celebrating with a special episode diving into pre-Christian mythology, winter solstice traditions, and the pagan origins of Christmas (which is, in fact, not related to Christ at all). 

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]]> Happy holidays! We're celebrating with a special episode diving into pre-Christian mythology, winter solstice traditions, and the pagan origins of Christmas (which is, in fact, not related to Christ at all). 

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]]> Buzzsprout-9759307 Tue, 21 Dec 2021 01:00:00 -0500 4806 1 8 full true Who's the Youth Pastor Now? Who's the Youth Pastor Now? In this switch-up episode, Mariah tells Dan the third and final part of the story of Abraham. The energy in the studio is unhinged.

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]]> In this switch-up episode, Mariah tells Dan the third and final part of the story of Abraham. The energy in the studio is unhinged.

You can buy Dan's poetry book at tinyurl.com/weshallhavelife.

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]]> Buzzsprout-9719284 Tue, 14 Dec 2021 12:00:00 -0500 4131 1 7 full true Lovefest Lovefest In part two of the Abram/Abraham story, Dan tells Mariah about the origins of circumcision, the destruction of Sodom and Gomorrah, and the fate of Lot's wife...and daughters. This one gets explicit, folks. (No really, listen with care.) 

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]]> In part two of the Abram/Abraham story, Dan tells Mariah about the origins of circumcision, the destruction of Sodom and Gomorrah, and the fate of Lot's wife...and daughters. This one gets explicit, folks. (No really, listen with care.) 

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]]> Dan Rogland and Mariah Wrenn Buzzsprout-9634799 Tue, 30 Nov 2021 00:00:00 -0500 5130 1 6 full true Gaybram Gaybram Dan tells Mariah part one of the story of Abram, Sarai, and Hagar. (the Call of Abram, Covenant, and birth of Ishmael) 

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]]> Dan tells Mariah part one of the story of Abram, Sarai, and Hagar. (the Call of Abram, Covenant, and birth of Ishmael) 

You can buy Dan's poetry book at tinyurl.com/weshallhavelife. 

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]]> Dan Rogland and Mariah Wrenn Buzzsprout-9596791 Tue, 23 Nov 2021 00:00:00 -0500 3521 1 5 full true Wine Sleepy Wine Sleepy Dan tells Mariah about what Noah and his descendants got up to when they got off the ark - and it's pretty off the rails. (Curse of Canaan/Tower of Babel)

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]]> Dan tells Mariah about what Noah and his descendants got up to when they got off the ark - and it's pretty off the rails. (Curse of Canaan/Tower of Babel)

You can buy Dan's poetry book at tinyurl.com/weshallhavelife. 

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]]> Dan Rogland and Mariah Wrenn Buzzsprout-9554436 Tue, 16 Nov 2021 00:00:00 -0500 3423 1 4 full true Oops All Water Oops All Water Dan and Mariah talk about Noah and his cool ark.

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]]> Dan and Mariah talk about Noah and his cool ark.

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]]> Dan Rogland and Mariah Wrenn Buzzsprout-9516075 Tue, 09 Nov 2021 00:00:00 -0500 3815 1 3 full true God Hates Potatoes God Hates Potatoes Dan tells Mariah the story of Cain, Abel, and Seth. 

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]]> Dan tells Mariah the story of Cain, Abel, and Seth. 

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]]> Dan Rogland and Mariah Wrenn Buzzsprout-9472894 Tue, 02 Nov 2021 00:00:00 -0400 3163 1 2 full true We're All God's Monsters We're All God's Monsters Dan and Mariah discuss the creation of this podcast, as well as the creation of the universe in the book of Genesis. 

Hosted by Dan Rogland and Mariah Wrenn
Our theme song is "Hooky with Sloane" by Bird Creek
Special thanks to Henry Rogland for our intro!


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]]> Dan and Mariah discuss the creation of this podcast, as well as the creation of the universe in the book of Genesis. 

Hosted by Dan Rogland and Mariah Wrenn
Our theme song is "Hooky with Sloane" by Bird Creek
Special thanks to Henry Rogland for our intro!


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Send us an email at biblestoriesforblasphemers@gmail.com

]]> Dan Rogland and Mariah Wrenn Buzzsprout-9431363 Tue, 26 Oct 2021 00:00:00 -0400 4141 1 1 full true