Stellar Future Radio Wed, 11 Mar 2026 01:05:00 -0400 http://www.stellarfutureradio.com en-us © 2026 WYP LLC yes Support this Podcast 8cd1b32b-e149-5327-be7e-fd2c7a52a25d Stellar Future Radio serial false Your Galactic News Source! 🌠 From the vibrant corners of Jupiter's moons to the most buzzed-about topics beyond the asteroid belt, ROI is your dedicated news anchor in the cosmos. Dive deep into a universe brimming with sci-fi news, satire, and cosmic comedy. Season 1 is complete and ready for your ears.

UPDATE: After a such a "Stellar" Season 1 reception (and us unable to resist) we're thrilled to announce that Season 2 is currently in production!

]]> Buzzsprout (https://www.buzzsprout.com) Science Fiction, Sci-fi, Satire, Parody, News, Comedy, space, future, astronomy, funny, Stellar Future Radio https://storage.buzzsprout.com/67i7o9nq0ee640erbw1t7vxgaa95?.jpg Stellar Future Radio http://www.stellarfutureradio.com 8 - Reach Out And Grab It 8 - Reach Out And Grab It Suit up for SFR's double-sized season finale! The political turmoil on Europa reaches its explosive conclusion. The mystery of the missing gamer influencer unravels in the most shocking way. Splash into the "hot tub" episode as ROI pulls out all the stops (and bubbles) for those sweet ratings. Learn the art of the Windsor knot, and join the excitement as the ARK ship project launches a contest to name humanity's vanguard vessel to the stars. It's a finale you won't forget!

-1st Half-Hour Sponsored By Galileo Moons - The hottest live-streaming platform on social media. Gali-lay-oh is your home for uncensored adult fun. We have it bigger and thicker than anywhere else; reach out and grab it!

Music:

Intro - "Music and Wine" (Speakeasy 3000) - Blue Six
Outro - "Psychic Fear" - Blood Sound

-2nd Half-Hour Sponsored by  The Spelling Bees- Humans may live all over the solar system, but Callisto is the only place with Bees!

Music: 

Intro - "Overflow"- A.L.I.S.O.N.
Outro - "Save the Rave" - Mars & Mystre

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]]> Suit up for SFR's double-sized season finale! The political turmoil on Europa reaches its explosive conclusion. The mystery of the missing gamer influencer unravels in the most shocking way. Splash into the "hot tub" episode as ROI pulls out all the stops (and bubbles) for those sweet ratings. Learn the art of the Windsor knot, and join the excitement as the ARK ship project launches a contest to name humanity's vanguard vessel to the stars. It's a finale you won't forget!

-1st Half-Hour Sponsored By Galileo Moons - The hottest live-streaming platform on social media. Gali-lay-oh is your home for uncensored adult fun. We have it bigger and thicker than anywhere else; reach out and grab it!

Music:

Intro - "Music and Wine" (Speakeasy 3000) - Blue Six
Outro - "Psychic Fear" - Blood Sound

-2nd Half-Hour Sponsored by  The Spelling Bees- Humans may live all over the solar system, but Callisto is the only place with Bees!

Music: 

Intro - "Overflow"- A.L.I.S.O.N.
Outro - "Save the Rave" - Mars & Mystre

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]]> Stellar Future Radio Buzzsprout-10828228 Tue, 21 Jun 2022 10:00:00 -0700 3600 1 9 full false Bonus Episode - The Megalodon Bonus Episode - The Megalodon  Dive deep into a special SFR bonus episode, brought to you by Stellar News Network. Journey through a rollercoaster of technological marvels, unchecked ambition, sheer madness, and a heartwarming love story. At the center of it all? A colossal Megalodon, once imprisoned in The Great Aukquatic Waterpark, now ruling Ganymede's vast oceans. 

As a sneak peek (we're going for the “first one's free" approach), we're giving you a taste of our exclusive content. Dive in, and if you're hooked, consider supporting us further!

Music - "Cascade" by Hotel Pools

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]]>  Dive deep into a special SFR bonus episode, brought to you by Stellar News Network. Journey through a rollercoaster of technological marvels, unchecked ambition, sheer madness, and a heartwarming love story. At the center of it all? A colossal Megalodon, once imprisoned in The Great Aukquatic Waterpark, now ruling Ganymede's vast oceans. 

As a sneak peek (we're going for the “first one's free" approach), we're giving you a taste of our exclusive content. Dive in, and if you're hooked, consider supporting us further!

Music - "Cascade" by Hotel Pools

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]]> Stellar Future Radio Buzzsprout-10548401 Tue, 03 May 2022 00:00:00 -0700 1260 1 8 full false 7 - Everything is a Thrill 7 - Everything is a Thrill Ganymede's unpreparedness meets Plasma Storm Loris's fury, resulting in a preventable catastrophe. As Europa's political scene heats up, the vanishing of Council Member Alina Demi Revilla raises eyebrows. The vastness of space witnesses an explosive clash between security titans, with pirate Astra Crash finally being cornered. Concert-goers face disappointment as "The Dangerous Sexy Vampires" pull the plug on another show. And for a quirky detour, ROI regales us with the curious tale of kombucha and the giant space SCOBY. Marinate in another riveting episode on SFR!

-Sponsored By Zing Ding Zing Ding Bing Casino Resort Ships - Live music...fine dining...cerebral recalibration, they have everything, ok? Access to premier gaming of all eras! Everything is a wager, everything is a thrill, Everything is Zing Ding Zing Ding Bing.

Music:

Intro - "Oh Boy"   by Years of Denial 

Outro - "Candy Girl" by Soviet

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]]> Ganymede's unpreparedness meets Plasma Storm Loris's fury, resulting in a preventable catastrophe. As Europa's political scene heats up, the vanishing of Council Member Alina Demi Revilla raises eyebrows. The vastness of space witnesses an explosive clash between security titans, with pirate Astra Crash finally being cornered. Concert-goers face disappointment as "The Dangerous Sexy Vampires" pull the plug on another show. And for a quirky detour, ROI regales us with the curious tale of kombucha and the giant space SCOBY. Marinate in another riveting episode on SFR!

-Sponsored By Zing Ding Zing Ding Bing Casino Resort Ships - Live music...fine dining...cerebral recalibration, they have everything, ok? Access to premier gaming of all eras! Everything is a wager, everything is a thrill, Everything is Zing Ding Zing Ding Bing.

Music:

Intro - "Oh Boy"   by Years of Denial 

Outro - "Candy Girl" by Soviet

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]]> Stellar Future Radio Buzzsprout-10466866 Tue, 19 Apr 2022 11:00:00 -0700 1800 1 7 full false 6 - A Naturally Good Time 6 - A Naturally Good Time Titan's two major regions are gearing up for a game-changing light rail system. Smash into the adrenaline-packed world of the Monarch Mech League as ROI breaks down the latest match and all the thrilling scores. Join us on a journey through time as we explore the rollercoaster history of cars – from the rise of self-driving innovations to the surprising return of manual control. And as we wrap up, brace yourselves: Solar Storm Loris is making its way towards the Outer Solar System. All aboard the SFR express!

-Sponsored By The Great Aukwatic Waterpark. -  The happiest place in the Outer Colonies. A wet and wild entertainment resort for denizens of all ages! Grab your travel visa today and ride the stellar surf to the Great Aukwatic Waterpark on Ganymede!

Music:

Intro - "Pictures of Purple Skies"   by Memorex Memories 

Outro - "No Romantic" by Partyline


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]]> Titan's two major regions are gearing up for a game-changing light rail system. Smash into the adrenaline-packed world of the Monarch Mech League as ROI breaks down the latest match and all the thrilling scores. Join us on a journey through time as we explore the rollercoaster history of cars – from the rise of self-driving innovations to the surprising return of manual control. And as we wrap up, brace yourselves: Solar Storm Loris is making its way towards the Outer Solar System. All aboard the SFR express!

-Sponsored By The Great Aukwatic Waterpark. -  The happiest place in the Outer Colonies. A wet and wild entertainment resort for denizens of all ages! Grab your travel visa today and ride the stellar surf to the Great Aukwatic Waterpark on Ganymede!

Music:

Intro - "Pictures of Purple Skies"   by Memorex Memories 

Outro - "No Romantic" by Partyline


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]]> Stellar Future Radio Buzzsprout-10380713 Tue, 05 Apr 2022 10:00:00 -0700 1800 1 6 full false 5 - Reach For The Stars 5 - Reach For The Stars Step into the political arena as Premier Geraldine Patel grapples with contentious child labor laws on Europa. But it's not all politics –In the criminal underworld, the notorious pirate Maxine Horizon is finally behind bars, thanks to the efforts of security firm, Elite Core.  And for all the cinephiles out there, don't miss our exclusive chat with Scout the Corgi, the star of the blockbuster action flick "Core-gi." In sports, the unbeatable Chico "The Sandman" Supernova faces a surprising defeat in the pillow fight arena. Tune in to SFR for all the latest!

-Sponsored by the law offices of Rigil, Kentaurus, and Toliman - The Outer Colonies can be a hazardous place, and life can come at you fast. When legal troubles come your way, you need the best people on your side, fighting for you.  No case is too big or too small! When you need intergalactic representation reach for the stars - Rigel, Kentaurus, and Toliman, attorneys at law.

Music:

Intro - "Cosmic Blue" by Submorphics

Outro - "1799" by Echolust

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]]> Step into the political arena as Premier Geraldine Patel grapples with contentious child labor laws on Europa. But it's not all politics –In the criminal underworld, the notorious pirate Maxine Horizon is finally behind bars, thanks to the efforts of security firm, Elite Core.  And for all the cinephiles out there, don't miss our exclusive chat with Scout the Corgi, the star of the blockbuster action flick "Core-gi." In sports, the unbeatable Chico "The Sandman" Supernova faces a surprising defeat in the pillow fight arena. Tune in to SFR for all the latest!

-Sponsored by the law offices of Rigil, Kentaurus, and Toliman - The Outer Colonies can be a hazardous place, and life can come at you fast. When legal troubles come your way, you need the best people on your side, fighting for you.  No case is too big or too small! When you need intergalactic representation reach for the stars - Rigel, Kentaurus, and Toliman, attorneys at law.

Music:

Intro - "Cosmic Blue" by Submorphics

Outro - "1799" by Echolust

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]]> Stellar Future Radio Buzzsprout-10295082 Tue, 22 Mar 2022 01:00:00 -0700 1800 1 5 full false 4 - Cheap and Available 4 - Cheap and Available Explore the mystery of a top video game streamer who vanishes. Meanwhile, influencer Kianna Kirkwood is caught in a carb scandal (yes, it involves bread). Get ready for the action-packed holo-vid premiere of "Core-gi" – tickets are selling out fast! Plus, ever wondered how time ticks in the vastness of the Outer Solar System? ROI breaks it down. And a word of caution: those three dangerous prison escapees are still out there. Stay vigilant and tune into SFR!

- Sponsored By Hunt and Peck - Need a fill-up? Hunt and Peck always has fuel for your ship and food for your body. Whether you’re getting your coffee fix in the morning or a case of beer for the after-party, Hunt and Peck has you covered from Saturn to Jupiter and every moon, station and trojan in-between.

You can get it fast, you can get it easy and it's good enough quality, probably. Head on over to Hunt and Peck and let them know ROI sent you!

Music:

Intro - "Hook Up" by Eloustik Tok feat. Gary Gagarryn

Outro - "Elegance and You" by Korine

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]]> Explore the mystery of a top video game streamer who vanishes. Meanwhile, influencer Kianna Kirkwood is caught in a carb scandal (yes, it involves bread). Get ready for the action-packed holo-vid premiere of "Core-gi" – tickets are selling out fast! Plus, ever wondered how time ticks in the vastness of the Outer Solar System? ROI breaks it down. And a word of caution: those three dangerous prison escapees are still out there. Stay vigilant and tune into SFR!

- Sponsored By Hunt and Peck - Need a fill-up? Hunt and Peck always has fuel for your ship and food for your body. Whether you’re getting your coffee fix in the morning or a case of beer for the after-party, Hunt and Peck has you covered from Saturn to Jupiter and every moon, station and trojan in-between.

You can get it fast, you can get it easy and it's good enough quality, probably. Head on over to Hunt and Peck and let them know ROI sent you!

Music:

Intro - "Hook Up" by Eloustik Tok feat. Gary Gagarryn

Outro - "Elegance and You" by Korine

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]]> Stellar Future Radio Buzzsprout-10208937 Tue, 08 Mar 2022 10:00:00 -0800 1800 1 4 full false 3 - Get the Lead Out 3 - Get the Lead Out Tune in to SFR as Rhea's robot workers stand up against their faster, cheaper replacements. In weather, get the latest solar plasma storm forecast. Meanwhile, influencers on Io are getting a fiery warning about their volcanic selfie spots. Over on Mimas, "Force Yourself Fitness" is the new gym hub. Plus, fashion icon "The Gabbro" heats up the entertainment scene, and ROI slingshots you into the mysterious "Zeus's Eye" cult. Hear it here first on SFR!

- Sponsored By Chelator Beer- A humble beer for the good people beyond the asteroid belt. With a simple combination of barley, hops, and ethylenediaminetetraacetic acid, it helps you smile bigger, laugh louder, and excrete surplus metal ions from your bloodstream. Chelator Beer, get the lead out!

Music:

Intro - "You Wanted to Be Alone" by Zane Alexander

Outro - "Heaven" by Series 70 (feat. Michelle Lombardo)

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]]> Tune in to SFR as Rhea's robot workers stand up against their faster, cheaper replacements. In weather, get the latest solar plasma storm forecast. Meanwhile, influencers on Io are getting a fiery warning about their volcanic selfie spots. Over on Mimas, "Force Yourself Fitness" is the new gym hub. Plus, fashion icon "The Gabbro" heats up the entertainment scene, and ROI slingshots you into the mysterious "Zeus's Eye" cult. Hear it here first on SFR!

- Sponsored By Chelator Beer- A humble beer for the good people beyond the asteroid belt. With a simple combination of barley, hops, and ethylenediaminetetraacetic acid, it helps you smile bigger, laugh louder, and excrete surplus metal ions from your bloodstream. Chelator Beer, get the lead out!

Music:

Intro - "You Wanted to Be Alone" by Zane Alexander

Outro - "Heaven" by Series 70 (feat. Michelle Lombardo)

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]]> Stellar Future Radio Buzzsprout-10124458 Tue, 22 Feb 2022 12:00:00 -0800 1800 1 3 full false 2 - Inhale Happiness 2 - Inhale Happiness Get swept into a daring heist as deep-space pirates target a water convoy. But it's not all danger and drama – get the lowdown on Valhalla City's upcoming Fashion Week and the juiciest gossip from the runway. Plus, ever heard of the USA's hippo meat venture? ROI's got that wild tale and more. And don't miss our ad for the year's most anticipated action flick starring... a corgi? Only on SFR.

- Sponsored by NorPlss Fresh - Living in a machine-recycled atmosphere orbiting a gas giant doesn’t have to be the pits. Studies have shown that premium air can rejuvenate your skin, increase lung health, and battle depression. Norplss Fresh is Colonial Authority approved, hypoallergenic, and ready to ship today! 

Music:

Intro -  "Paradise" by Voyage

Outro - "What's Your Damage" by Total Rubbish

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]]> Get swept into a daring heist as deep-space pirates target a water convoy. But it's not all danger and drama – get the lowdown on Valhalla City's upcoming Fashion Week and the juiciest gossip from the runway. Plus, ever heard of the USA's hippo meat venture? ROI's got that wild tale and more. And don't miss our ad for the year's most anticipated action flick starring... a corgi? Only on SFR.

- Sponsored by NorPlss Fresh - Living in a machine-recycled atmosphere orbiting a gas giant doesn’t have to be the pits. Studies have shown that premium air can rejuvenate your skin, increase lung health, and battle depression. Norplss Fresh is Colonial Authority approved, hypoallergenic, and ready to ship today! 

Music:

Intro -  "Paradise" by Voyage

Outro - "What's Your Damage" by Total Rubbish

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]]> Stellar Future Radio Buzzsprout-10033483 Tue, 08 Feb 2022 10:00:00 -0800 1800 1 2 full false 1 - Pilot 1 - Pilot Join ROI on his inaugural broadcast from a tiny asteroid near Jupiter. From a thrilling prison escape, to the return of rock & roll legends "The Dangerous Sexy Vampires," we've got the news you crave. Dive into the history of Saturn's diamond trade and get your adrenaline pumping with Monarch Mech League updates. And, of course, enjoy our delightful array of ads – embrace the capitalist charm of the Outer Solar System's premier news source.

- Sponsored by ORE-BITS - The leader in seeking out, harvesting, and refining every mineral the asteroid belt has to offer. Why ORE-BITS? Because when it comes to life in places where life was never supposed to be - Every Bit Counts.

Music:

Intro -  "Atlantis" by LTJ Bukem

Outro - "Baby Hold On" by Eddie Money

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]]> Join ROI on his inaugural broadcast from a tiny asteroid near Jupiter. From a thrilling prison escape, to the return of rock & roll legends "The Dangerous Sexy Vampires," we've got the news you crave. Dive into the history of Saturn's diamond trade and get your adrenaline pumping with Monarch Mech League updates. And, of course, enjoy our delightful array of ads – embrace the capitalist charm of the Outer Solar System's premier news source.

- Sponsored by ORE-BITS - The leader in seeking out, harvesting, and refining every mineral the asteroid belt has to offer. Why ORE-BITS? Because when it comes to life in places where life was never supposed to be - Every Bit Counts.

Music:

Intro -  "Atlantis" by LTJ Bukem

Outro - "Baby Hold On" by Eddie Money

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]]> Stellar Future Radio Buzzsprout-9947657 Tue, 25 Jan 2022 00:00:00 -0800 1800 1 1 full false Stellar Future Radio - Trailer Stellar Future Radio - Trailer Broadcasting from the future and the outer reaches of our solar system, discover a narrative fiction podcast like no other. Uncover the latest from Jupiter, Saturn, and beyond, all wrapped in a mix of sci-fi, satire, and spellbinding stories. Tune in and explore the cosmos at Stellarfutureradio.com.

Music Credit:  Modulas - "Pulse"

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]]> Broadcasting from the future and the outer reaches of our solar system, discover a narrative fiction podcast like no other. Uncover the latest from Jupiter, Saturn, and beyond, all wrapped in a mix of sci-fi, satire, and spellbinding stories. Tune in and explore the cosmos at Stellarfutureradio.com.

Music Credit:  Modulas - "Pulse"

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