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    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Send us Fan Mail No, you didn't miss Aries season we just decided not to do it (life be lifing you know.) Anyways, Vanessa's husband doesn't like Puerto Rican cooking? I believe a divorce is in her future. Micah is recovering nicely after surgery, and will one day disappear by turning sideways. Then we get into the real Taurian stuff. Vanessa is very clear she is a rabid animal and does not want to be touched. Micah on the other hand may consider a fire massage on a really really really&...]]></itunes:summary>
    <description><![CDATA[<p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/1859733/fan_mail/new">Send us Fan Mail</a></p><p>No, you didn&apos;t miss Aries season we just decided not to do it (life be lifing you know.) Anyways, Vanessa&apos;s husband doesn&apos;t like Puerto Rican cooking? I believe a divorce is in her future. Micah is recovering nicely after surgery, and will one day disappear by turning sideways. Then we get into the real Taurian stuff. Vanessa is very clear she is a rabid animal and does not want to be touched. Micah on the other hand may consider a fire massage on a really really <b>really</b> bad day. Then we move on to the astrological forecast for Taurus season. Finally, we get some good news mmm Venus we love you. And of course we leave you with taroscopes. </p><p>www.bellabruja.com<br/>@bellabruja<br/>@edeneyeastrology</p>]]></description>
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