BiD: Break it Down • Gilmore Girls Mon, 27 Jul 2026 20:38:47 -0400 https://www.buzzsprout.com/1857320 en-us © 2026 BiD: Break it Down • Gilmore Girls yes cd451582-1f7b-5aa1-8821-ca7998dc5494 B & D episodic true Buzzsprout (https://www.buzzsprout.com) Television, Episodic, Gilmore Girls, The WB, The C, Friendship, Lauren Graham, Alexis Bledel, Lorelai Gilmore, Rory Gilmore, Chilton, Yale, Stars Hollow B & D https://storage.buzzsprout.com/pqxk1qfbkedgitep30nbxbczfte2?.jpg BiD: Break it Down • Gilmore Girls https://www.buzzsprout.com/1857320 Briana Danny GG A Year in the Life: Fall GG A Year in the Life: Fall Original Air Date:

November 25, 2016

BiD Recording Date:

May 16, 2026

I can’t spend anymore time and energy on artifice and bullshit.

B&D reach the end of Gilmore girls at last, and enjoy 2 Pop Tarts apiece before those Final Four Words. Blondist Coffee Non-Snob Danny is thrilled to see Peter & Jason, but repulsed by the Life & Death Brigade trash.  Briana is inspired by Emily’s breeziness and captivated by LG’s poignant phone call. As we cackle once again over topics like aging and bad hair, we’d like to thank our vastly international fan(s?) for the faraway support. 

Pop Tart Pause: Pop Tarts

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November 25, 2016

BiD Recording Date:

May 16, 2026

I can’t spend anymore time and energy on artifice and bullshit.

B&D reach the end of Gilmore girls at last, and enjoy 2 Pop Tarts apiece before those Final Four Words. Blondist Coffee Non-Snob Danny is thrilled to see Peter & Jason, but repulsed by the Life & Death Brigade trash.  Briana is inspired by Emily’s breeziness and captivated by LG’s poignant phone call. As we cackle once again over topics like aging and bad hair, we’d like to thank our vastly international fan(s?) for the faraway support. 

Pop Tart Pause: Pop Tarts

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-19188877 Sat, 16 May 2026 20:00:00 -0400 4015 8 4 full true GG A Year in the Life: Summer GG A Year in the Life: Summer Original Air Date:

November 25, 2016

BiD Recording Date:

May 2, 2026

Can we talk about this at home?

This IS home.

Does Brian McKnight ever cross your mind…anytime…? He does for B&D, as does falling asleep to TV.  We’ve got some hot takes for this penultimate episode: They don’t know what to do with Gg in summer because they’ve never had to. Rory is an alcoholic. A Hot Woman is hard to define. Even a 2x Tony-winner can stumble. Jess = Brenda. People can be on good terms with exes. Jack should not be short for John. All this and a can of ESPeach sparkling water, too! 

Pop Tart Pause: Sparkling Water

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November 25, 2016

BiD Recording Date:

May 2, 2026

Can we talk about this at home?

This IS home.

Does Brian McKnight ever cross your mind…anytime…? He does for B&D, as does falling asleep to TV.  We’ve got some hot takes for this penultimate episode: They don’t know what to do with Gg in summer because they’ve never had to. Rory is an alcoholic. A Hot Woman is hard to define. Even a 2x Tony-winner can stumble. Jess = Brenda. People can be on good terms with exes. Jack should not be short for John. All this and a can of ESPeach sparkling water, too! 

Pop Tart Pause: Sparkling Water

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-19113311 Sat, 02 May 2026 13:00:00 -0400 3551 8 3 full true GG A Year in the Life: Spring GG A Year in the Life: Spring Original Air Date:

November 25, 2016

BiD Recording Date:

April 19, 2026

Sorry - did I accidentally step into 2003?

As we lose our hair, we gain a smorgasbord of cameos - from Mr. Kim to LG’s Best Gay to LG’s other daughter Mae! In an episode full of a “wanting more” theme, we pine for more Bathroom Breakdown Paris and one night stands for Lorelai. Also: Will B&D be responsible for AYITL Part 2??

Pop Tart Pause: Tea and Coffee

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November 25, 2016

BiD Recording Date:

April 19, 2026

Sorry - did I accidentally step into 2003?

As we lose our hair, we gain a smorgasbord of cameos - from Mr. Kim to LG’s Best Gay to LG’s other daughter Mae! In an episode full of a “wanting more” theme, we pine for more Bathroom Breakdown Paris and one night stands for Lorelai. Also: Will B&D be responsible for AYITL Part 2??

Pop Tart Pause: Tea and Coffee

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-19039844 Sun, 19 Apr 2026 13:00:00 -0400 3667 8 2 full true GG A Year in the Life: Winter GG A Year in the Life: Winter Original Air Date:

November 25, 2016

BiD Recording Date:

April 11, 2026

I don’t wanna have sex with anyone EVER.

B&D step, step back into the gazebo and the world of Gilmore girls (sans theme song)!  This is only the third watch of A Year in the Life for both of them. Paris’ hair is great, Lane’s is not, and Paul is treated poorly. B&D are amused by Luke’s updated sign, horrified by César’s geri curls, and relieved Michel is finally out and proud. The nostalgic  guest stars and callbacks, as well as the seamless characterization continuation and “reacting acting,” are worthy of praise - just don’t call it “giving 🌼 🌺 “! 

Pop Tart Pause: Tea and Coffee

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November 25, 2016

BiD Recording Date:

April 11, 2026

I don’t wanna have sex with anyone EVER.

B&D step, step back into the gazebo and the world of Gilmore girls (sans theme song)!  This is only the third watch of A Year in the Life for both of them. Paris’ hair is great, Lane’s is not, and Paul is treated poorly. B&D are amused by Luke’s updated sign, horrified by César’s geri curls, and relieved Michel is finally out and proud. The nostalgic  guest stars and callbacks, as well as the seamless characterization continuation and “reacting acting,” are worthy of praise - just don’t call it “giving 🌼 🌺 “! 

Pop Tart Pause: Tea and Coffee

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-18999082 Sat, 11 Apr 2026 15:00:00 -0400 3677 8 1 full true GG 722: Bon Voyage GG 722: Bon Voyage Original Air Date:

May 15, 2007

BiD Recording Date:

March 22, 2026

I just like to see you happy.

The 22 numerology for this series finale is wild! Danny is tickled by Emmy and rollercoaster shoutouts, while Briana defends being unfocused at work and despises “networking.” While we miss Paris and Mama, we LOVE Lane and L&L in the rain. The number crunching continues with 7 seasons of stats, all of which leads us back to Lorelai. Next stop: A Year in the Life! 

Pop Tart Pause: Luke's Breakfast

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May 15, 2007

BiD Recording Date:

March 22, 2026

I just like to see you happy.

The 22 numerology for this series finale is wild! Danny is tickled by Emmy and rollercoaster shoutouts, while Briana defends being unfocused at work and despises “networking.” While we miss Paris and Mama, we LOVE Lane and L&L in the rain. The number crunching continues with 7 seasons of stats, all of which leads us back to Lorelai. Next stop: A Year in the Life! 

Pop Tart Pause: Luke's Breakfast

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-18887203 Sun, 22 Mar 2026 12:00:00 -0400 2953 7 22 full true GG 721: Unto the Breach GG 721: Unto the Breach Original Air Date:

May 8, 2007

BiD Recording Date:

March 15, 2026

You’re the top.

B&D are the (pen)ultimate duet partners, deserving of their toast. In between the usual nonsensical side-talk, they side-eye Logan’s cringey proposal and applaud Rory’s decision. Briana is stunned she never got earrings from Peter back in the day, but hey - she’ll always have Paris. 

Pop Tart Pause: Toast

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May 8, 2007

BiD Recording Date:

March 15, 2026

You’re the top.

B&D are the (pen)ultimate duet partners, deserving of their toast. In between the usual nonsensical side-talk, they side-eye Logan’s cringey proposal and applaud Rory’s decision. Briana is stunned she never got earrings from Peter back in the day, but hey - she’ll always have Paris. 

Pop Tart Pause: Toast

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-18848989 Sun, 15 Mar 2026 12:00:00 -0400 1920 7 21 full true GG 720: Lorelai? Lorelai? GG 720: Lorelai? Lorelai? Original Air Date: 

May 1, 2007

BiD Recording Date:

March 7, 2026

It will always be your house in your heart.

Of course B&D have some qualms with this antepenultimate episode - why can’t Rory just walk to her potential NYC job? Did she really come home for an under-an-hour nap? Why isn’t Lorelai driving her old (engine transplanted) jeep? But those grievances fall by the wayside once Zach and Lane again prove what a mature relationship they have…and then LG & SP take the Lorelai & Luke relaHTionship to new musical pinnacles!! 👏🏽 

Pop Tart Pause: Ginger Ale

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May 1, 2007

BiD Recording Date:

March 7, 2026

It will always be your house in your heart.

Of course B&D have some qualms with this antepenultimate episode - why can’t Rory just walk to her potential NYC job? Did she really come home for an under-an-hour nap? Why isn’t Lorelai driving her old (engine transplanted) jeep? But those grievances fall by the wayside once Zach and Lane again prove what a mature relationship they have…and then LG & SP take the Lorelai & Luke relaHTionship to new musical pinnacles!! 👏🏽 

Pop Tart Pause: Ginger Ale

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-18806248 Sat, 07 Mar 2026 13:00:00 -0500 2243 7 20 full true GG 719: It's Just Like Riding a Bike GG 719: It's Just Like Riding a Bike Original Air Date:

April 24, 2007

BiD Recording Date:

February 28, 2026

Sometimes choosing to be apart means choosing to be apart.

We’ll always have Paris, and this is one of the last great showcases for such a dynamic character. In between her crossroads ups & downs, B&D mull their notoriety at Clark Street Diner, “Friend’s BF/Spouse” relationships, and Briana’s astonishing 6 years expired tags. 

Pop Tart Pause: Melon

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April 24, 2007

BiD Recording Date:

February 28, 2026

Sometimes choosing to be apart means choosing to be apart.

We’ll always have Paris, and this is one of the last great showcases for such a dynamic character. In between her crossroads ups & downs, B&D mull their notoriety at Clark Street Diner, “Friend’s BF/Spouse” relationships, and Briana’s astonishing 6 years expired tags. 

Pop Tart Pause: Melon

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-18765969 Sat, 28 Feb 2026 13:00:00 -0500 1941 7 19 full true GG 718: Hay Bale Maze GG 718: Hay Bale Maze Original Air Date:

April 17, 2007

BiD Recording Date:

February 22, 2026

That’s wonderful. What a great way for a nine year old to see the world.

B&D pay their respects to McSteamy and salty nuts in their mouths, but Danny has no respect for despicable Logan in this ep. Meanwhile, Briana detests “touché.” There’s no “repressed judgement” here, just questions! How come the two (presumable) Gilmore gays didn’t end up together? Are we Big Fish in the Small Pond of Unfiltered BiDders?!

Pop Tart Pause: Salty Nuts

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April 17, 2007

BiD Recording Date:

February 22, 2026

That’s wonderful. What a great way for a nine year old to see the world.

B&D pay their respects to McSteamy and salty nuts in their mouths, but Danny has no respect for despicable Logan in this ep. Meanwhile, Briana detests “touché.” There’s no “repressed judgement” here, just questions! How come the two (presumable) Gilmore gays didn’t end up together? Are we Big Fish in the Small Pond of Unfiltered BiDders?!

Pop Tart Pause: Salty Nuts

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-18726334 Sun, 22 Feb 2026 13:00:00 -0500 2486 7 18 full true GG 717: Gilmore Girls Only GG 717: Gilmore Girls Only Original Air Date:

March 6, 2007

BiD Recording Date:

February 8, 2026

You marry a man, you marry his junk. 

B&D literally finish each other’s sentences as they BiD in person together just down the street from “Winkie’s.” They recount their LA moonpie search, applaud Rory’s outfit and actions, and commend “showing grace” to others. Sifting through Kathy Faker, Kathy Baker and Kathy Bates is enough to give them Ants in their Asses! 

Pop Tart Pause: Moon Pies

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March 6, 2007

BiD Recording Date:

February 8, 2026

You marry a man, you marry his junk. 

B&D literally finish each other’s sentences as they BiD in person together just down the street from “Winkie’s.” They recount their LA moonpie search, applaud Rory’s outfit and actions, and commend “showing grace” to others. Sifting through Kathy Faker, Kathy Baker and Kathy Bates is enough to give them Ants in their Asses! 

Pop Tart Pause: Moon Pies

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-18645902 Sun, 08 Feb 2026 18:00:00 -0500 2180 7 17 full true GG 716: Will You Be My Lorelai Gilmore? GG 716: Will You Be My Lorelai Gilmore? Original Air Date:

February 27, 2007

BiD Recording Date:

January 25, 2026

In my experience, if a man describes himself as bald - there is nary a hair.

B&D recommend always holding onto a seat at a cafe. Briana mourns in-person meetings and forbids cutting photographs. Danny has never been more Sour on that monster Logan, but fortunately the Lane/Rory scene that features this episode’s title is so Sweet. Baby talk is never okay!!

Pop Tart Pause: Sandwiches

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February 27, 2007

BiD Recording Date:

January 25, 2026

In my experience, if a man describes himself as bald - there is nary a hair.

B&D recommend always holding onto a seat at a cafe. Briana mourns in-person meetings and forbids cutting photographs. Danny has never been more Sour on that monster Logan, but fortunately the Lane/Rory scene that features this episode’s title is so Sweet. Baby talk is never okay!!

Pop Tart Pause: Sandwiches

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-18566274 Sun, 25 Jan 2026 12:00:00 -0500 2240 7 16 full true GG 715: I'm a Kayak, Hear Me Roar GG 715: I'm a Kayak, Hear Me Roar Original Air Date:

February 20, 2007

BiD Recording Date:

January 20, 2026

Mother, are you on peyote?

B&D toast their genus vocabulary with mocktails, but only hers has iodine (that apparently makes her do push-ups). There’s praise for Czuchry’s ass, acting, and bangs-free face; confirmation that soup & salad IS a meal;  and establishing what it means to get Hearded/Nagatani’d. Christopher is so NOT in Lorelai’s Top 8!

Pop Tart Pause: Mocktails

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February 20, 2007

BiD Recording Date:

January 20, 2026

Mother, are you on peyote?

B&D toast their genus vocabulary with mocktails, but only hers has iodine (that apparently makes her do push-ups). There’s praise for Czuchry’s ass, acting, and bangs-free face; confirmation that soup & salad IS a meal;  and establishing what it means to get Hearded/Nagatani’d. Christopher is so NOT in Lorelai’s Top 8!

Pop Tart Pause: Mocktails

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-18545108 Wed, 21 Jan 2026 00:00:00 -0500 2714 7 15 full true GG 714: Farewell, My Pet (with Simone) GG 714: Farewell, My Pet (with Simone) Original Air Date:

February 13, 2007

BiD Recording Date:

January 8, 2026

I need you to know that you’re the man I want to want.

Simone and Wylder join B&D for one more BiD from Nelson - the Stars Hollow of New Zealand. Sim1 remains mostly unimpressed by the emotional resonance of the ep, but maybe that’s just how Rat Tail Survivors operate. They muse about Senior Survival Kits and vegan cooking, appreciate dog grief/Celine Dion representation, reminisce about Simone’s romantic past, and examine Wylder’s urine perfume. Oh, and it’s pronounced GUH-RAHHHHHJ.

Pop Tart Pause: Brownies

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February 13, 2007

BiD Recording Date:

January 8, 2026

I need you to know that you’re the man I want to want.

Simone and Wylder join B&D for one more BiD from Nelson - the Stars Hollow of New Zealand. Sim1 remains mostly unimpressed by the emotional resonance of the ep, but maybe that’s just how Rat Tail Survivors operate. They muse about Senior Survival Kits and vegan cooking, appreciate dog grief/Celine Dion representation, reminisce about Simone’s romantic past, and examine Wylder’s urine perfume. Oh, and it’s pronounced GUH-RAHHHHHJ.

Pop Tart Pause: Brownies

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-18478531 Thu, 08 Jan 2026 22:00:00 -0500 2723 7 14 full true GG 713: I'd Rather Be in Philadelphia (with Simone) GG 713: I'd Rather Be in Philadelphia (with Simone) Original Air Date:

February 6, 2007

BiD Recording Date:

December 28, 2025

My husband’s not here. That’s not okay, Chris. It’s not okay.

B&D thought Wylder would chime in for the BiD, but she’s not here for it… like she is for Danny’s vocabulary! Fortunately her barely-interested, beefy legs-hating mother Simone joins for this phone-heavy ep. Facts: New Zealand iced tea sucks, Philadelphians are unattractive, Danny has (pill) swallowing skills, and Briana has a hunch of financially worthless earrings to put in her will. 

Pop Tart Pause: Tea

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February 6, 2007

BiD Recording Date:

December 28, 2025

My husband’s not here. That’s not okay, Chris. It’s not okay.

B&D thought Wylder would chime in for the BiD, but she’s not here for it… like she is for Danny’s vocabulary! Fortunately her barely-interested, beefy legs-hating mother Simone joins for this phone-heavy ep. Facts: New Zealand iced tea sucks, Philadelphians are unattractive, Danny has (pill) swallowing skills, and Briana has a hunch of financially worthless earrings to put in her will. 

Pop Tart Pause: Tea

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-18422692 Sun, 28 Dec 2025 15:00:00 -0500 2831 7 13 full true GG 712: To Whom it May Concern GG 712: To Whom it May Concern Original Air Date:

January 30, 2007

BiD Recording Date:

December 14, 2025

You’re a person of great heart and great character. That combination always wins.

B&D love a good muffin top…just keep your paws off it! LG/LG once again demonstrate how amazing they both are with children, Anna once again shows what a **** she is, and lil’ bitch Christopher’s flat screen TV is downright lil.’ Also: Mrs. Teasely!!!

Pop Tart Pause: Muffin Tops

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January 30, 2007

BiD Recording Date:

December 14, 2025

You’re a person of great heart and great character. That combination always wins.

B&D love a good muffin top…just keep your paws off it! LG/LG once again demonstrate how amazing they both are with children, Anna once again shows what a **** she is, and lil’ bitch Christopher’s flat screen TV is downright lil.’ Also: Mrs. Teasely!!!

Pop Tart Pause: Muffin Tops

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-18351214 Sun, 14 Dec 2025 13:00:00 -0500 2147 7 12 full true GG 711: Santa's Secret Stuff GG 711: Santa's Secret Stuff Original Air Date:

January 23, 2007

BiD Recording Date:

December 7, 2025

I don’t need your pity tips. I’m preg-nant, not home-less.

For the only Christmas ep of Gilmore girls, B&D pay respect to Queen Mariah and explore the timeline of when the Santa jig is up. They also dive into family name titles, earring pickiness, malls, lithpth, and typewriters. Let it snow! 

Pop Tart Pause: Christmas Cookies

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January 23, 2007

BiD Recording Date:

December 7, 2025

I don’t need your pity tips. I’m preg-nant, not home-less.

For the only Christmas ep of Gilmore girls, B&D pay respect to Queen Mariah and explore the timeline of when the Santa jig is up. They also dive into family name titles, earring pickiness, malls, lithpth, and typewriters. Let it snow! 

Pop Tart Pause: Christmas Cookies

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-18312826 Sun, 07 Dec 2025 12:00:00 -0500 1803 7 11 full true GG 710: Merry Fisticuffs (with Mel...sort of) GG 710: Merry Fisticuffs (with Mel...sort of) Original Air Date:

December 5, 2006

BiD Recording Date:

November 29, 2025

It gets better when they get older. Well, it gets more confusing, more complicated, and more complex. Does any of that sound better? 

Briana’s mommy dearest (sort of) joins the BiD - but just to judge all the characters and declare her disapproval. In between comments from Mel, B&D explore wedding scheme over theme, acceptable wait time for late people, divisive wrapping paper, cereal milk, peanut butter preferences, and CHP (Chest Hair Privilege). Oh, and there’s a lot of homoerotic aggression and BK love - have it our way! 

Pop Tart Pause: Coffee

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December 5, 2006

BiD Recording Date:

November 29, 2025

It gets better when they get older. Well, it gets more confusing, more complicated, and more complex. Does any of that sound better? 

Briana’s mommy dearest (sort of) joins the BiD - but just to judge all the characters and declare her disapproval. In between comments from Mel, B&D explore wedding scheme over theme, acceptable wait time for late people, divisive wrapping paper, cereal milk, peanut butter preferences, and CHP (Chest Hair Privilege). Oh, and there’s a lot of homoerotic aggression and BK love - have it our way! 

Pop Tart Pause: Coffee

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-18271110 Sat, 29 Nov 2025 16:00:00 -0500 2629 7 10 full true GG 709: Knit, People, Knit! GG 709: Knit, People, Knit! Original Air Date:

November 28, 2006

BiD Recording Date:

November 23, 2025

And uh, we just uhhh, ended up getting married.

After a 2002 medley of songs and a 2006 medley of memories, “Bri and Dan” praise some overdue continuity on Gg, strutting over strolling, Cold Bite Queen habits, and Paris/Doyle dancing. If you need a babysitter or a diner recommendation in LA, contact Briana. (No) link in (no) bio. 

Pop Tart Pause: Spaghetti and Blueberry Muffin

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November 28, 2006

BiD Recording Date:

November 23, 2025

And uh, we just uhhh, ended up getting married.

After a 2002 medley of songs and a 2006 medley of memories, “Bri and Dan” praise some overdue continuity on Gg, strutting over strolling, Cold Bite Queen habits, and Paris/Doyle dancing. If you need a babysitter or a diner recommendation in LA, contact Briana. (No) link in (no) bio. 

Pop Tart Pause: Spaghetti and Blueberry Muffin

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-18239400 Sun, 23 Nov 2025 14:00:00 -0500 2207 7 9 full true GG 708: Introducing Lorelai Planetarium GG 708: Introducing Lorelai Planetarium Original Air Date:

November 21, 2006

BiD Recording Date:

November 11, 2025

I really do hate everyone today, including myself. Great - the circle’s complete.

Briana continues to play casting connector between Grey’s Anatomy and all other television shows. She and Danny gush over built-in shelves, side eye divorced parents getting back together, and compare their  age 13 to April’th.  This episode is for all the short kings with big hands!

Pop Tart Pause: Sweet Potato Fries

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November 21, 2006

BiD Recording Date:

November 11, 2025

I really do hate everyone today, including myself. Great - the circle’s complete.

Briana continues to play casting connector between Grey’s Anatomy and all other television shows. She and Danny gush over built-in shelves, side eye divorced parents getting back together, and compare their  age 13 to April’th.  This episode is for all the short kings with big hands!

Pop Tart Pause: Sweet Potato Fries

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-18175487 Tue, 11 Nov 2025 21:00:00 -0500 1769 7 8 full true GG 707: French Twist GG 707: French Twist Original Air Date:

November 14, 2006

BiD Recording Date:

November 4, 2025

Chukahamnida chukahamnida.

The city of Paris might have been huge for our TV leading ladies of the mid-2000s, but it stinks this episode up. WHAT the F is happening with the timeline here?? Beyond the jet lag/middle-of-the-night insanity, Lucy’s use of the word “boyfriend” is an unforgivable sin. French twist? More like French exit. ✌🏼 

Pop Tart Pause: Baguette

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November 14, 2006

BiD Recording Date:

November 4, 2025

Chukahamnida chukahamnida.

The city of Paris might have been huge for our TV leading ladies of the mid-2000s, but it stinks this episode up. WHAT the F is happening with the timeline here?? Beyond the jet lag/middle-of-the-night insanity, Lucy’s use of the word “boyfriend” is an unforgivable sin. French twist? More like French exit. ✌🏼 

Pop Tart Pause: Baguette

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-18135778 Tue, 04 Nov 2025 21:00:00 -0500 1841 7 7 full true GG 706: Go, Bulldogs! GG 706: Go, Bulldogs! Original Air Date:

November 7, 2006

BiD Recording Date:

October 22, 2025

Good one, Mom! 

B&D express their appreciation for My Best Friend’s Wedding, Jennifer Aniston and One Battle After Another - but NOT for checking mail once a month. They review the multiple meanings of “PA,” sitting side-by-side versus across from one another, and the benefits of being a swim coach. Listener poll: were we successful in our self-casting, or are there other actresses who could bring us to life on screen??

Pop Tart Pause: Croissants

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November 7, 2006

BiD Recording Date:

October 22, 2025

Good one, Mom! 

B&D express their appreciation for My Best Friend’s Wedding, Jennifer Aniston and One Battle After Another - but NOT for checking mail once a month. They review the multiple meanings of “PA,” sitting side-by-side versus across from one another, and the benefits of being a swim coach. Listener poll: were we successful in our self-casting, or are there other actresses who could bring us to life on screen??

Pop Tart Pause: Croissants

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-18061221 Wed, 22 Oct 2025 23:00:00 -0400 2482 7 6 full true GG 705: The Great Stink GG 705: The Great Stink Original Air Date:

October 24, 2006

BiD Recording Date:

October 12, 2025

Oh no, you’re not gonna show me some more of her art, are you?

While this wasn’t B&D’s favorite episode, it does launch some pretty significant conversation topics: Rory’s Worst Hair Ever, dog sleepover etiquette, Girlfriends appreciation, fruit in salads, performative tennis grunts, and our mastery of pop culture references. 

Pop Tart Pause: Fritos

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October 24, 2006

BiD Recording Date:

October 12, 2025

Oh no, you’re not gonna show me some more of her art, are you?

While this wasn’t B&D’s favorite episode, it does launch some pretty significant conversation topics: Rory’s Worst Hair Ever, dog sleepover etiquette, Girlfriends appreciation, fruit in salads, performative tennis grunts, and our mastery of pop culture references. 

Pop Tart Pause: Fritos

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-17999487 Sun, 12 Oct 2025 20:00:00 -0400 2183 7 5 full true GG 704: 'S Wonderful, 'S Marvelous GG 704: 'S Wonderful, 'S Marvelous Original Air Date:

October 17, 2006

BiD Recording Date:

October 2, 2025

Young man, I don’t know where that’s been but I can say with absolute certainty it won’t be going anywhere near my mouth.

B&D reflect on the 43 movies they’ve seen together in the theater, then have an even more fascinating-to-no-one chat on word pronunciation. They continue being great humans by commenting on people’s looks and speech, but hey - we’re the most annoying with those we’re closest to. That may or may not include Daniel Sutcliffe.

Pop Tart Pause: Popcorn


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October 17, 2006

BiD Recording Date:

October 2, 2025

Young man, I don’t know where that’s been but I can say with absolute certainty it won’t be going anywhere near my mouth.

B&D reflect on the 43 movies they’ve seen together in the theater, then have an even more fascinating-to-no-one chat on word pronunciation. They continue being great humans by commenting on people’s looks and speech, but hey - we’re the most annoying with those we’re closest to. That may or may not include Daniel Sutcliffe.

Pop Tart Pause: Popcorn


]]> B & D Buzzsprout-17948958 Thu, 02 Oct 2025 21:00:00 -0400 2019 7 4 full true GG 703: Lorelai's First Cotillion GG 703: Lorelai's First Cotillion Original Air Date:

October 10, 2006

BiD Recording Date:

September 27, 2025

Lorelai, there’s nothing funny about being a lesbian.

Bottoms out, bottoms sit, because the time has finally come for B&D to devour Brown Sugar Cinnamon Pop Tarts for their PTP!!! There’s long distance between Rory and Logan, a short distance between this ep and 6FU, and pondering about Helen Keller’s (fourth) sense of humor. Great places to dwell: bookstores, Clark Street Diner, and right here in B&D Land. 

Pop Tart Pause: POP TARTS!!! (Brown Sugar Cinnamon)

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October 10, 2006

BiD Recording Date:

September 27, 2025

Lorelai, there’s nothing funny about being a lesbian.

Bottoms out, bottoms sit, because the time has finally come for B&D to devour Brown Sugar Cinnamon Pop Tarts for their PTP!!! There’s long distance between Rory and Logan, a short distance between this ep and 6FU, and pondering about Helen Keller’s (fourth) sense of humor. Great places to dwell: bookstores, Clark Street Diner, and right here in B&D Land. 

Pop Tart Pause: POP TARTS!!! (Brown Sugar Cinnamon)

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-17915010 Sat, 27 Sep 2025 11:00:00 -0400 2357 7 3 full true GG 702: That's What You Get, Folks, For Makin' Whoopee GG 702: That's What You Get, Folks, For Makin' Whoopee Original Air Date:

October 3, 2006

BiD Recording Date:

September 20, 2025

You know the one things grown ups don’t call themselves? Grown ups. They say adults, and they pronounce it ah-dults.

B&D debrief Lauren & Alexis’s delightful Emmys appearance, Lane’s sour introduction to sex, and the exquisite crosswalk/grocery store cinematography in this ep. They’re still not over the nonsensical driving sequence in The Wedding Planner nearly 25 years later, nor will they ever be over Sandra Oh.  Also - candy sushi is GOOD.

Pop Tart Pause: Candy Sushi Rolls

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October 3, 2006

BiD Recording Date:

September 20, 2025

You know the one things grown ups don’t call themselves? Grown ups. They say adults, and they pronounce it ah-dults.

B&D debrief Lauren & Alexis’s delightful Emmys appearance, Lane’s sour introduction to sex, and the exquisite crosswalk/grocery store cinematography in this ep. They’re still not over the nonsensical driving sequence in The Wedding Planner nearly 25 years later, nor will they ever be over Sandra Oh.  Also - candy sushi is GOOD.

Pop Tart Pause: Candy Sushi Rolls

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-17876605 Sat, 20 Sep 2025 12:00:00 -0400 2274 7 2 full true GG 701: The Long Morrow GG 701: The Long Morrow Original Air Date:

September 26, 2006

BiD Recording Date:

September 14, 2025

I can scare the stupid out of you, but the lazy runs deep.

B&D kick off the final season and notice that  the Palladino-less, CW-moved Gilmore girls is totally…the same show we’ve always loved! Danny recounts his racquetball history, Briana praises the sexiness of Cartagena, and they both explore “I don’t wanna talk about it” culture. Ahhh, BiD’ing: our common Weisz.

Pop Tart Pause: Scrambled Eggs

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September 26, 2006

BiD Recording Date:

September 14, 2025

I can scare the stupid out of you, but the lazy runs deep.

B&D kick off the final season and notice that  the Palladino-less, CW-moved Gilmore girls is totally…the same show we’ve always loved! Danny recounts his racquetball history, Briana praises the sexiness of Cartagena, and they both explore “I don’t wanna talk about it” culture. Ahhh, BiD’ing: our common Weisz.

Pop Tart Pause: Scrambled Eggs

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-17842566 Sun, 14 Sep 2025 17:00:00 -0400 1905 7 1 full true GG 622: Partings (with Simone) GG 622: Partings (with Simone) Original Air Date:

May 9, 2006

BiD Recording Date:

August 30, 2025

Only you can make you wait.

B&D welcome Simone back for their silver 25th anniversary and this semen-al season finale. They explore “buskers,” decades-old fashion through a 9 year old’s eyes, and cutting a guy off when necessary. Melaura Linney is a high, Rory’s botched Fatal Attraction quote is a low, and constant female apologizing is a NO! In the end, Lorelai seeks solace in a friend - just like B&D always have with Simone. 💛

Pop Tart Pause: Cadbury chocolate

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May 9, 2006

BiD Recording Date:

August 30, 2025

Only you can make you wait.

B&D welcome Simone back for their silver 25th anniversary and this semen-al season finale. They explore “buskers,” decades-old fashion through a 9 year old’s eyes, and cutting a guy off when necessary. Melaura Linney is a high, Rory’s botched Fatal Attraction quote is a low, and constant female apologizing is a NO! In the end, Lorelai seeks solace in a friend - just like B&D always have with Simone. 💛

Pop Tart Pause: Cadbury chocolate

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-17760782 Sat, 30 Aug 2025 20:00:00 -0400 2557 6 22 full true GG 621: Driving Miss Gilmore GG 621: Driving Miss Gilmore Original Air Date:

May 2, 2006

BiD Recording Date:

August 18, 2025

I love when you give me your pickle.

Hop in the car and join B&D for a smorgasbord of hot-button topics: Driving Miss Daisy’s scandalous Oscar history, blonde on Bri, Danny’s disability, Nicole Kidman’s beauty, full beards, decades-long baby gaps, the spelling of cum, generic packaging, men called “bois,” and weed being dangerous once upon a time. Oh, we also discuss the events in the episode too!

Pop Tart Pause: None

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May 2, 2006

BiD Recording Date:

August 18, 2025

I love when you give me your pickle.

Hop in the car and join B&D for a smorgasbord of hot-button topics: Driving Miss Daisy’s scandalous Oscar history, blonde on Bri, Danny’s disability, Nicole Kidman’s beauty, full beards, decades-long baby gaps, the spelling of cum, generic packaging, men called “bois,” and weed being dangerous once upon a time. Oh, we also discuss the events in the episode too!

Pop Tart Pause: None

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-17694988 Mon, 18 Aug 2025 22:00:00 -0400 2277 6 21 full true GG 620: Super Cool Party People (with Holly & Hattie) GG 620: Super Cool Party People (with Holly & Hattie) Original Air Date:

April 25, 2006

BiD Recording Date:

August 10, 2025

I feel like I’m 15 again. Jackson is SO getting under my bra tonight.

B&D welcome real-life mother-daughter duo Holly & Hattie into the medically inaccurate world of Gilmore girls! They fit right in with mom grievances, fashion judgment, and insight into teenage girls. But Holly’s ride-or-die mentality makes her an Anna defender! Thank goodness Hattie loves Paul Anka (and open book exams). Sleepovers are dead! Digital cameras are back! Thanks H&H!

Pop Tart Pause: Cold Bananas

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April 25, 2006

BiD Recording Date:

August 10, 2025

I feel like I’m 15 again. Jackson is SO getting under my bra tonight.

B&D welcome real-life mother-daughter duo Holly & Hattie into the medically inaccurate world of Gilmore girls! They fit right in with mom grievances, fashion judgment, and insight into teenage girls. But Holly’s ride-or-die mentality makes her an Anna defender! Thank goodness Hattie loves Paul Anka (and open book exams). Sleepovers are dead! Digital cameras are back! Thanks H&H!

Pop Tart Pause: Cold Bananas

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-17647628 Sun, 10 Aug 2025 12:00:00 -0400 4078 6 20 full true GG 619: I Get a Sidekick Out of You GG 619: I Get a Sidekick Out of You Original Air Date:

April 18, 2006

BiD Recording Date:

August 2, 2025

Lorelai Gilmore, disappointing mothers since 1968.

This episode inspires so many trips down memory Lane: Clueless vocabulary, Jessica’s controversial Lumina nomination, Kelcey’s wedding gays, dick assessments over the years, walking oneself down the aisle… Kimchi-lover Briana is highly aware of Korean slander here, while tenured Danny ponders how many years are required for a Lifetime Achievement award. Raise your hot dogs for evolved Mrs. Kim, drunk and vulnerable Lorelai, and yummy Troy! 

Pop Tart Pause: Dirty Cookies

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April 18, 2006

BiD Recording Date:

August 2, 2025

Lorelai Gilmore, disappointing mothers since 1968.

This episode inspires so many trips down memory Lane: Clueless vocabulary, Jessica’s controversial Lumina nomination, Kelcey’s wedding gays, dick assessments over the years, walking oneself down the aisle… Kimchi-lover Briana is highly aware of Korean slander here, while tenured Danny ponders how many years are required for a Lifetime Achievement award. Raise your hot dogs for evolved Mrs. Kim, drunk and vulnerable Lorelai, and yummy Troy! 

Pop Tart Pause: Dirty Cookies

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-17605533 Sat, 02 Aug 2025 22:00:00 -0400 2764 6 19 full true GG 618: The Real Paul Anka (with Felicia) GG 618: The Real Paul Anka (with Felicia) Original Air Date:

April 11, 2006

BiD Recording Date:

July 27, 2025

Luke’s the only one who knows how to rub it to get it  working again.

Hi Felicia! She’s back to groan at the passive aggressiveness of our girls, and to defend Emily. While Luke and Rory both travel “cross country,” B&D&F discuss April’s spectrum schoolmates, pain vs. discomfort, the mistreatment of Lane’s wedding dress, and L&G’s Room origin story. Bye, Jess! Glad you got to see “daddy” one last time!

Pop Tart Pause: Coffee

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April 11, 2006

BiD Recording Date:

July 27, 2025

Luke’s the only one who knows how to rub it to get it  working again.

Hi Felicia! She’s back to groan at the passive aggressiveness of our girls, and to defend Emily. While Luke and Rory both travel “cross country,” B&D&F discuss April’s spectrum schoolmates, pain vs. discomfort, the mistreatment of Lane’s wedding dress, and L&G’s Room origin story. Bye, Jess! Glad you got to see “daddy” one last time!

Pop Tart Pause: Coffee

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-17566880 Sat, 26 Jul 2025 11:00:00 -0400 2920 6 18 full true GG 617: I'm OK, You're OK GG 617: I'm OK, You're OK Original Air Date:

April 4, 2006

BiD Recording Date:

July 22, 2025

You could’ve hooked up with a hot chick in rhinestone buttons? Who was it, Sheila E?!

At 22, Logan was faithful “for the first time ever!” At twice his age, B’day Girl Briana has almost all of her teeth. She and Swag Danny  explore gay sock drawers, Friends home jingles, and Antonio Sabato Jr. This one’s for  Mrs. Kim - she’s Mr. enough! 

Pop Tart Pause: None!

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April 4, 2006

BiD Recording Date:

July 22, 2025

You could’ve hooked up with a hot chick in rhinestone buttons? Who was it, Sheila E?!

At 22, Logan was faithful “for the first time ever!” At twice his age, B’day Girl Briana has almost all of her teeth. She and Swag Danny  explore gay sock drawers, Friends home jingles, and Antonio Sabato Jr. This one’s for  Mrs. Kim - she’s Mr. enough! 

Pop Tart Pause: None!

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-17546217 Tue, 22 Jul 2025 12:00:00 -0400 2000 6 17 full true GG 616: Bridesmaids Revisited GG 616: Bridesmaids Revisited Original Air Date:

February 28, 2006

BiD Recording Date:

July 15, 2025

I’m sick of people touching my stuff!

No Melissa McCarthy in this Bridesmaids-centric episode?! Thank goodness 14-timer Briana is *perspicacious* about that topic. She and Danny explore Rory & Logan’s “on a break” quandary, Lorelai & Christopher’s our-brilliant-daughter foreplay, and unexpected TV veteran Abigail Spencer.

Pop Tart Pause: 3 Musketeers

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February 28, 2006

BiD Recording Date:

July 15, 2025

I’m sick of people touching my stuff!

No Melissa McCarthy in this Bridesmaids-centric episode?! Thank goodness 14-timer Briana is *perspicacious* about that topic. She and Danny explore Rory & Logan’s “on a break” quandary, Lorelai & Christopher’s our-brilliant-daughter foreplay, and unexpected TV veteran Abigail Spencer.

Pop Tart Pause: 3 Musketeers

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-17509525 Tue, 15 Jul 2025 12:00:00 -0400 2375 6 16 full true GG 615: A Vineyard Valentine GG 615: A Vineyard Valentine Original Air Date:

February 14, 2006

BiD Recording Date:

July 7, 2025

See, this is why I hesitate asking people about their social lives…

Although Rory and Luke are acting INSANE, B&D find value in this episode - and in Valentine’s Day beyond romance. They explore the spectrum of performing/existing as a young adult, and applaud the intimacy of just sitting & talking in bed. Now get lost, Gym Shouters and Gym Crowders!

Pop Tart Pause: Cucumber Water

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February 14, 2006

BiD Recording Date:

July 7, 2025

See, this is why I hesitate asking people about their social lives…

Although Rory and Luke are acting INSANE, B&D find value in this episode - and in Valentine’s Day beyond romance. They explore the spectrum of performing/existing as a young adult, and applaud the intimacy of just sitting & talking in bed. Now get lost, Gym Shouters and Gym Crowders!

Pop Tart Pause: Cucumber Water

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-17467571 Mon, 07 Jul 2025 21:00:00 -0400 2091 6 15 full true GG 614: You've Been Gilmored GG 614: You've Been Gilmored Original Air Date:

February 7, 2006

BiD Recording Date:

June 28, 2025

He’s a cool guy - great apartment, funny…

He’s taken, Chris.

Briana never gets travel tummy trauma, and Danny never shuts up about Mariah Carey and Oscars past. They also babble about college clothes, hot/hunky parents, and wrap dresses. How the hell do you pronounce WEIL?!

Pop Tart Pause: Rolls

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February 7, 2006

BiD Recording Date:

June 28, 2025

He’s a cool guy - great apartment, funny…

He’s taken, Chris.

Briana never gets travel tummy trauma, and Danny never shuts up about Mariah Carey and Oscars past. They also babble about college clothes, hot/hunky parents, and wrap dresses. How the hell do you pronounce WEIL?!

Pop Tart Pause: Rolls

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-17414702 Sat, 28 Jun 2025 14:00:00 -0400 1924 6 14 full true GG 613: Friday Night's Alright for Fighting GG 613: Friday Night's Alright for Fighting Original Air Date:

January 31 , 2006

BiD Recording Date:

June 10, 2025

And that’s how we do it at the Daily NEWS!

The chocolate water B&D barely sip is sending them down all kinds of tangents, from Billy Joel to Toni Braxton to Meryl Streep. Briana especially hates Rory in this ep, Danny has read Kelly Bishop’s memoirs, and they both praise that ending sequence as an all-timer.

Pop Tart Pause: Hot Chocolate

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January 31 , 2006

BiD Recording Date:

June 10, 2025

And that’s how we do it at the Daily NEWS!

The chocolate water B&D barely sip is sending them down all kinds of tangents, from Billy Joel to Toni Braxton to Meryl Streep. Briana especially hates Rory in this ep, Danny has read Kelly Bishop’s memoirs, and they both praise that ending sequence as an all-timer.

Pop Tart Pause: Hot Chocolate

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-17316114 Tue, 10 Jun 2025 20:00:00 -0400 1492 6 13 full true GG 612: Just Like Gwen and Gavin GG 612: Just Like Gwen and Gavin Original Air Date:

January 17, 2006

BiD Recording Date:

May 31, 2025

Welcome to the SH, bitch!

There are some Sexiest Men Alive B&D would both fuck, only one would fuck, and plenty that neither would fuck. Listen to find out who’s in which category - plus conversation on frequent names, board of advisors, and fucking Anna’s stupid dialogue.

Pop Tart Pause: Donuts

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January 17, 2006

BiD Recording Date:

May 31, 2025

Welcome to the SH, bitch!

There are some Sexiest Men Alive B&D would both fuck, only one would fuck, and plenty that neither would fuck. Listen to find out who’s in which category - plus conversation on frequent names, board of advisors, and fucking Anna’s stupid dialogue.

Pop Tart Pause: Donuts

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-17258936 Sat, 31 May 2025 16:00:00 -0400 2464 6 12 full true GG 611: The Perfect Dress GG 611: The Perfect Dress Original Air Date:

January 10, 2006

BiD Recording Date:

May 25, 2025

If you need some love, get a hooker. If you’re having a bad day, find a ledge or a way to deal.

B&D establish their Steam Status and renew their hatred for Anna and love for Mrs. Kim in this foreskin-heavy ep. Briana owns her all-colors-friendly skin tone and Danny pays respect to JLo’s “protection haircut.” All this plus Tony Danzaddy!

Pop Tart Pause: Tea

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January 10, 2006

BiD Recording Date:

May 25, 2025

If you need some love, get a hooker. If you’re having a bad day, find a ledge or a way to deal.

B&D establish their Steam Status and renew their hatred for Anna and love for Mrs. Kim in this foreskin-heavy ep. Briana owns her all-colors-friendly skin tone and Danny pays respect to JLo’s “protection haircut.” All this plus Tony Danzaddy!

Pop Tart Pause: Tea

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-17222683 Sun, 25 May 2025 12:00:00 -0400 2710 6 11 full true GG 610: He's Slippin' 'Em Bread...Dig? GG 610: He's Slippin' 'Em Bread...Dig? Original Air Date:

November 22, 2005

BiD Recording Date:

May 18, 2025

Look at this, two sinks - I’m so decadent.

B&D inquire, but do NOT get to the bottom of some significant mysteries: What happened with BK in 1983? Who has casual kabobs for lunch? Why does Lane like Zach?  All this plus Yackoff (is that Spanish for Jackoff?) and his Randall sister in another lively BiD!

Pop Tart Pause: Rolls

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November 22, 2005

BiD Recording Date:

May 18, 2025

Look at this, two sinks - I’m so decadent.

B&D inquire, but do NOT get to the bottom of some significant mysteries: What happened with BK in 1983? Who has casual kabobs for lunch? Why does Lane like Zach?  All this plus Yackoff (is that Spanish for Jackoff?) and his Randall sister in another lively BiD!

Pop Tart Pause: Rolls

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-17184628 Sun, 18 May 2025 18:00:00 -0400 1825 6 10 full true GG 609: The Prodigal Daughter Returns GG 609: The Prodigal Daughter Returns Original Air Date:

November 15, 2005

BiD Recording Date:

May 10, 2025

I thought you’d be happy. 

I am. I’m just sad at the same time. You never been with a woman before?

What a tremendous intersection of Then & Now and This & That for Amy & Paul - uh, B&D! They connect Gg to This Is Us, Nobody Wants This, Million Dollar Baby, Bad Santa, and of course, two other 2005 gems: Six Feet Under and The Comeback. They ponder about Chinese food, pre-iPhone dick pics, hereditary monologuing, and friends’ accepting BFs/husbands. Long live Burger King!

Pop Tart Pause: Burger King french fries

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November 15, 2005

BiD Recording Date:

May 10, 2025

I thought you’d be happy. 

I am. I’m just sad at the same time. You never been with a woman before?

What a tremendous intersection of Then & Now and This & That for Amy & Paul - uh, B&D! They connect Gg to This Is Us, Nobody Wants This, Million Dollar Baby, Bad Santa, and of course, two other 2005 gems: Six Feet Under and The Comeback. They ponder about Chinese food, pre-iPhone dick pics, hereditary monologuing, and friends’ accepting BFs/husbands. Long live Burger King!

Pop Tart Pause: Burger King french fries

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-17135469 Sat, 10 May 2025 12:00:00 -0400 3056 6 9 full true GG 608: Let Me Hear Your Balalaikas Ringing Out GG 608: Let Me Hear Your Balalaikas Ringing Out Original Air Date:

November 8, 2005

BiD Recording Date:

May 3, 2025

Actually, I don’t like problems. I avoid them and I don’t like people pointing them out to me.

It’s time to circumcise the wagon: Jess is back and Danny is…glad to see him?! Briana reminisces about her days of physical aggression in sports, while Danny has hot takes on magenta and theater/re. Madonna really was amazing!

Pop Tart Pause: Bag of Chips

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November 8, 2005

BiD Recording Date:

May 3, 2025

Actually, I don’t like problems. I avoid them and I don’t like people pointing them out to me.

It’s time to circumcise the wagon: Jess is back and Danny is…glad to see him?! Briana reminisces about her days of physical aggression in sports, while Danny has hot takes on magenta and theater/re. Madonna really was amazing!

Pop Tart Pause: Bag of Chips

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-17092488 Sat, 03 May 2025 12:00:00 -0400 2466 6 8 full true GG 607: Twenty-One is the Loneliest Number GG 607: Twenty-One is the Loneliest Number Original Air Date:

October 25, 2005

BiD Recording Date:

April 27, 2025

Last year I was sleeping with the editor…

…And this year I am!

B&D recall their own 21st birthdays and, fittingly, go on a tangent about Adolescence. They find common ground in (lack of) holiday decorations and small sausages (!) in an episode chock full of intimacy, lovely Luke, and Rory’s Cousin.

Pop Tart Pause: Chocolates

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October 25, 2005

BiD Recording Date:

April 27, 2025

Last year I was sleeping with the editor…

…And this year I am!

B&D recall their own 21st birthdays and, fittingly, go on a tangent about Adolescence. They find common ground in (lack of) holiday decorations and small sausages (!) in an episode chock full of intimacy, lovely Luke, and Rory’s Cousin.

Pop Tart Pause: Chocolates

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-17051010 Sun, 27 Apr 2025 12:00:00 -0400 2691 6 7 full true GG 606: Welcome to the Dollhouse GG 606: Welcome to the Dollhouse Original Air Date: 

October 18, 2005

BiD Recording Date:

April 19, 2025

I’m beyond coffee. I’m fueled by my righteous indignation. 

B&D are back to ponder about berkens, ironing and crusty bulges. Briana puts on her Inconsistency Police Hat once again, while Danny reveals a surprising testosterone history. Men, put your hand(s) on our heads when you kiss us! All dollhouses matter! 

Pop Tart Pause: Tootsie Rolls

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October 18, 2005

BiD Recording Date:

April 19, 2025

I’m beyond coffee. I’m fueled by my righteous indignation. 

B&D are back to ponder about berkens, ironing and crusty bulges. Briana puts on her Inconsistency Police Hat once again, while Danny reveals a surprising testosterone history. Men, put your hand(s) on our heads when you kiss us! All dollhouses matter! 

Pop Tart Pause: Tootsie Rolls

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-17007077 Sat, 19 Apr 2025 20:00:00 -0400 1858 6 6 full true GG 605: We've Got Magic to Do GG 605: We've Got Magic to Do Original Air Date:

October 11, 2005

BiD Recording Date:

April 12, 2025

‘Do you know her?’ I’m only her best friend, who the hell are you?

B&D realize that life is complicated, okay? Between choosing how to refer to a significant other, when it’s okay to call someone “honey,” and all the California points of interest, there’s a lot to consider. Not to mention Danny’s tumultuous relationship with velcro and Briana’s disdain for Rory having an assistant. Let’s just aspire to cunty class and being likable in the most hateable way!

Pop Tart Pause: Punch and Sandwiches

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October 11, 2005

BiD Recording Date:

April 12, 2025

‘Do you know her?’ I’m only her best friend, who the hell are you?

B&D realize that life is complicated, okay? Between choosing how to refer to a significant other, when it’s okay to call someone “honey,” and all the California points of interest, there’s a lot to consider. Not to mention Danny’s tumultuous relationship with velcro and Briana’s disdain for Rory having an assistant. Let’s just aspire to cunty class and being likable in the most hateable way!

Pop Tart Pause: Punch and Sandwiches

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-16966440 Sat, 12 Apr 2025 11:00:00 -0400 2630 6 5 full true GG 604: Always a Godmother, Never a God GG 604: Always a Godmother, Never a God Original Air Date:

October 4, 2005

BiD Recording Date:

April 5, 2025

You’re gonna be one of those old weird people who hoard empty film canisters and laundry measuring scoops.

GONNA be?

Snarcastic B&D are back to celebrate baseball butts, female friendships, Nick Offerman, talk show hosts as dramactresses, and peach hues. Of course they have some grievances too: Danny’s “Americano Takeaway” about European coffee and Logan being a twat; and Briana’s set-the-date fatigue and vasectomy betrayal. Long live impromptu trips!

Pop Tart Pause: Pizza and Coffee

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October 4, 2005

BiD Recording Date:

April 5, 2025

You’re gonna be one of those old weird people who hoard empty film canisters and laundry measuring scoops.

GONNA be?

Snarcastic B&D are back to celebrate baseball butts, female friendships, Nick Offerman, talk show hosts as dramactresses, and peach hues. Of course they have some grievances too: Danny’s “Americano Takeaway” about European coffee and Logan being a twat; and Briana’s set-the-date fatigue and vasectomy betrayal. Long live impromptu trips!

Pop Tart Pause: Pizza and Coffee

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-16922584 Sat, 05 Apr 2025 18:00:00 -0400 2243 6 4 full true GG 603: The UnGraduate GG 603: The UnGraduate Original Air Date:

September 27, 2005

BiD Recording Date:

March 23, 2025

Right now, my ass is probably as good as it’s ever gonna get.

Although they still have not had a proper PTP, B&D carry on with the same Class & Crass they’re known for. They explore sleeping naked, peaking over a decade ago, and some series-low bangs. Danny celebrates Coldplay and foreskinshadows some travel, while Briana denounces being “proud” of the betrothed. This one is for the Unabashedly Cantankerous!

Pop Tart Pause: Iced Tea and Scrambled Eggs

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September 27, 2005

BiD Recording Date:

March 23, 2025

Right now, my ass is probably as good as it’s ever gonna get.

Although they still have not had a proper PTP, B&D carry on with the same Class & Crass they’re known for. They explore sleeping naked, peaking over a decade ago, and some series-low bangs. Danny celebrates Coldplay and foreskinshadows some travel, while Briana denounces being “proud” of the betrothed. This one is for the Unabashedly Cantankerous!

Pop Tart Pause: Iced Tea and Scrambled Eggs

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-16844174 Sun, 23 Mar 2025 12:00:00 -0400 2669 6 3 full true GG 602: Fight Face GG 602: Fight Face Original Air Date:

September 20, 2005

BiD Recording Date:

March 16, 2025

Come down here so I can kiss you. All of you. 

B&D are back together in person, having a Mint March in LA. They work through Briana’s Mark mix-up, Danny’s blindness to womens’ face work, and Alphabetical Privilege. This BiD is unofficially sponsored by Manuka Honey.

Pop Tart Pause: Junior Mints

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September 20, 2005

BiD Recording Date:

March 16, 2025

Come down here so I can kiss you. All of you. 

B&D are back together in person, having a Mint March in LA. They work through Briana’s Mark mix-up, Danny’s blindness to womens’ face work, and Alphabetical Privilege. This BiD is unofficially sponsored by Manuka Honey.

Pop Tart Pause: Junior Mints

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-16800410 Sun, 16 Mar 2025 11:00:00 -0400 2624 6 2 full true GG 601: New and Improved Lorelai GG 601: New and Improved Lorelai Original Air Date:

September 13, 2005

BiD Recording Date:

March 9, 2025

She stays in the room until I’m completely done saying something. I need that.

Is charm a masculine trait? Are dropouts more attractive than enrolled students? Why is Lorelai open to more kids now? How early do Richard and Emily go to bed?! These questions and more may or may not be answered as B&D kick off the penultimate season of Gilmore girls. 

Pop Tart Pause: "Champagne"

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September 13, 2005

BiD Recording Date:

March 9, 2025

She stays in the room until I’m completely done saying something. I need that.

Is charm a masculine trait? Are dropouts more attractive than enrolled students? Why is Lorelai open to more kids now? How early do Richard and Emily go to bed?! These questions and more may or may not be answered as B&D kick off the penultimate season of Gilmore girls. 

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]]> B & D Buzzsprout-16761822 Sun, 09 Mar 2025 20:00:00 -0400 2051 6 1 full true GG 522: A House is Not a Home GG 522: A House is Not a Home Original Air Date:

May 17, 2005

BiD Recording Date:

February 28, 2025

Big hole! Big bat!

Chatty Poet Briana can’t stop rhyming, or singing the praises of Rory’s hair and this never-better show. Name-brand-blind Danny reveals his go-to when he’s upset. We should’ve had a 10 lb. salami for this semen-al season finale!

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]]> Original Air Date:

May 17, 2005

BiD Recording Date:

February 28, 2025

Big hole! Big bat!

Chatty Poet Briana can’t stop rhyming, or singing the praises of Rory’s hair and this never-better show. Name-brand-blind Danny reveals his go-to when he’s upset. We should’ve had a 10 lb. salami for this semen-al season finale!

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]]> B & D Buzzsprout-16713097 Fri, 28 Feb 2025 21:00:00 -0500 2270 5 22 full true GG 521: Blame Booze and Melville GG 521: Blame Booze and Melville Original Air Date:

May 10, 2005

BiD Recording Date:

February 21, 2025

Great datcha, this datcha.

Here’s some tea on B: she’s not on birth control, she’s loving orange, she hates how dumb Lorelai is in this ep, and she’s always “down.” Here’s some D-tails: he doesn’t think all kids are cute, he respects an intimate leg-stroke, he rejects baby showers on the day the baby comes home, and he mispronounces “honor.” Enjoy this penultimate pleasure!

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]]> Original Air Date:

May 10, 2005

BiD Recording Date:

February 21, 2025

Great datcha, this datcha.

Here’s some tea on B: she’s not on birth control, she’s loving orange, she hates how dumb Lorelai is in this ep, and she’s always “down.” Here’s some D-tails: he doesn’t think all kids are cute, he respects an intimate leg-stroke, he rejects baby showers on the day the baby comes home, and he mispronounces “honor.” Enjoy this penultimate pleasure!

Pop Tart Pause: Apples

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-16672093 Fri, 21 Feb 2025 21:00:00 -0500 2398 5 21 full true GG 520: How Many Kropogs to Cape Cod? GG 520: How Many Kropogs to Cape Cod? Original Air Date:

May 3, 2005

BiD Recording Date:

February 15, 2025

On those National Geographic shows, people are so sweaty after a mating ritual. You two are powder dry.

It’s Logry time! B&D unpack this immediate relationship and all its expectations by elders, plus hostess gifts. Danny admits his dancing blind spots and fills Briana in on Paper Moon, while she fondly recalls the janet. era. Also: long live the 6FU cast, and bonding over mutual hatred!

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]]> Original Air Date:

May 3, 2005

BiD Recording Date:

February 15, 2025

On those National Geographic shows, people are so sweaty after a mating ritual. You two are powder dry.

It’s Logry time! B&D unpack this immediate relationship and all its expectations by elders, plus hostess gifts. Danny admits his dancing blind spots and fills Briana in on Paper Moon, while she fondly recalls the janet. era. Also: long live the 6FU cast, and bonding over mutual hatred!

Pop Tart Pause: Club Soda

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-16628025 Sat, 15 Feb 2025 14:00:00 -0500 2872 5 20 full true GG 519: But I'm a Gilmore! GG 519: But I'm a Gilmore! Original Air Date:

April 26, 2005

BiD Recording Date:

February 8, 2025


That’s nanny! You know nanny. That makes me sad that you don’t remember nanny, she always liked you.

B&D check in about Lauren Graham’s new role on The Z Suite and mull over their own generation somewhere between LG and the Z. They applaud this ep’s multi-lingual and chest hair representation, explore early-in-a-relationship sickness, and miss Jokes. This BiD is dedicated to the music of Kelly Clarkson.

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]]> Original Air Date:

April 26, 2005

BiD Recording Date:

February 8, 2025


That’s nanny! You know nanny. That makes me sad that you don’t remember nanny, she always liked you.

B&D check in about Lauren Graham’s new role on The Z Suite and mull over their own generation somewhere between LG and the Z. They applaud this ep’s multi-lingual and chest hair representation, explore early-in-a-relationship sickness, and miss Jokes. This BiD is dedicated to the music of Kelly Clarkson.

Pop Tart Pause: Tacos

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-16586225 Sat, 08 Feb 2025 12:00:00 -0500 2269 5 19 full true GG 518: To Live and Let Diorama (with Stephen) GG 518: To Live and Let Diorama (with Stephen) Original Air Date:

April 19, 2005

BiD Recording Date:

January 31, 2025


Once I sprained my pecs lifting a bird bath and they were no good to me ever again…got a big heavy ball here, how are your pecs?

Hello hello hello to Stephen, an instant super-scholar of Stars Hollow! And goodbye to Dean, who disappears with such a disappointing whimper. B&D&S re-visit TP, may misuse “pigeon hole,” and toast friendship bricolage. Plus: Paris “Gena Rowlands” Geller’s iconic comedic showcase!

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]]> Original Air Date:

April 19, 2005

BiD Recording Date:

January 31, 2025


Once I sprained my pecs lifting a bird bath and they were no good to me ever again…got a big heavy ball here, how are your pecs?

Hello hello hello to Stephen, an instant super-scholar of Stars Hollow! And goodbye to Dean, who disappears with such a disappointing whimper. B&D&S re-visit TP, may misuse “pigeon hole,” and toast friendship bricolage. Plus: Paris “Gena Rowlands” Geller’s iconic comedic showcase!

Pop Tart Pause: Trail Mix

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-16542256 Fri, 31 Jan 2025 20:00:00 -0500 3076 5 18 full true GG 517: Pulp Friction GG 517: Pulp Friction Original Air Date:
March 8, 2005
BiD Recording Date:
January 18, 2025

Say that again slower, and with your pants off.

Briana doesn’t like any of the women in this episode, despite entering her Top Era. Danny has entered his Less-Obese Era, and the only female (boxer) he’s not digging here is Logan. What DO B&D like? Shrinking, Rice-a-Roni, and Romantic Nausea.

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]]> Original Air Date:
March 8, 2005
BiD Recording Date:
January 18, 2025

Say that again slower, and with your pants off.

Briana doesn’t like any of the women in this episode, despite entering her Top Era. Danny has entered his Less-Obese Era, and the only female (boxer) he’s not digging here is Logan. What DO B&D like? Shrinking, Rice-a-Roni, and Romantic Nausea.

Pop Tart Pause: Ice Cream with Plastic Spoon

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-16460094 Sat, 18 Jan 2025 12:00:00 -0500 3147 5 17 full true GG 516: So...Good Talk GG 516: So...Good Talk Original Air Date:
March 1, 2005
BiD Recording Date:
January 11, 2025

Yeah, Jessica Simpson and Donna from 90210.

Spring (break) is coming early: Rory’s haira, flowers for Lola, and a thawing out between Luke & Lorelai. B&D mull over Washer/Drier Privilege, acknowledging outbursts, holding out for sex, and various A Star is Borns.

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]]> Original Air Date:
March 1, 2005
BiD Recording Date:
January 11, 2025

Yeah, Jessica Simpson and Donna from 90210.

Spring (break) is coming early: Rory’s haira, flowers for Lola, and a thawing out between Luke & Lorelai. B&D mull over Washer/Drier Privilege, acknowledging outbursts, holding out for sex, and various A Star is Borns.

Pop Tart Pause: Burnt Toast

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-16420726 Sat, 11 Jan 2025 18:00:00 -0500 2047 5 16 full true GG 515: Jews and Chinese Food GG 515: Jews and Chinese Food Original Air Date:
February 22, 2005
BiD Recording Date:
January 5, 2025

Good man. Lesbian mother would be proud.

Like Lorelai, B&D are two “women of a certain age.” This ep has things that bother Briana but shouldn’t, but at least it also has a fragmented connection to 90’s classics Only You and Before Sunrise. Danny is floored by Kirk’s leading lady/child and Rory’s insanely large window. Plus, Briana calls two characters cunts!

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]]> Original Air Date:
February 22, 2005
BiD Recording Date:
January 5, 2025

Good man. Lesbian mother would be proud.

Like Lorelai, B&D are two “women of a certain age.” This ep has things that bother Briana but shouldn’t, but at least it also has a fragmented connection to 90’s classics Only You and Before Sunrise. Danny is floored by Kirk’s leading lady/child and Rory’s insanely large window. Plus, Briana calls two characters cunts!

Pop Tart Pause: Potato Chips

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-16385485 Sun, 05 Jan 2025 16:00:00 -0500 2422 5 15 full true GG 514: Say Something GG 514: Say Something Original Air Date:
February 1, 2005
BiD Recording Date:
December 27, 2024

When a lady gives birth, she becomes woman AND a mother.

Nearly 20 years after this Emmy-worthy ep aired, the impact and the dread of it all still resonate with B&D. They explore the delicate & daring act of being vulnerable with someone new, and morning re-realizations about relationship deaths. All this plus Rory’s curls, Logan Privilege, Lane coming through, and the never-better Lauren Graham. Please come listen, please…c-“

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]]> Original Air Date:
February 1, 2005
BiD Recording Date:
December 27, 2024

When a lady gives birth, she becomes woman AND a mother.

Nearly 20 years after this Emmy-worthy ep aired, the impact and the dread of it all still resonate with B&D. They explore the delicate & daring act of being vulnerable with someone new, and morning re-realizations about relationship deaths. All this plus Rory’s curls, Logan Privilege, Lane coming through, and the never-better Lauren Graham. Please come listen, please…c-“

Pop Tart Pause: Cereal

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-16345946 Fri, 27 Dec 2024 15:00:00 -0500 2528 5 14 full true GG 513: Wedding Bell Blues GG 513: Wedding Bell Blues Original Air Date:
February 8, 2005
BiD Recording Date:
December 17, 2024

You and me, we’re done.                                

B&D are far from done, but we’ve reached 100 episodes! And 1,000 downloads! As Rory TDR and proves she’s DTF, and Lorelai showcases a perfect sexy-wink and lavender dress, we float down Moon River and celebrate our genus-ness. Whether everyone Gknows it or not.

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]]> Original Air Date:
February 8, 2005
BiD Recording Date:
December 17, 2024

You and me, we’re done.                                

B&D are far from done, but we’ve reached 100 episodes! And 1,000 downloads! As Rory TDR and proves she’s DTF, and Lorelai showcases a perfect sexy-wink and lavender dress, we float down Moon River and celebrate our genus-ness. Whether everyone Gknows it or not.

Pop Tart Pause: Instant Mashed Potatoes

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-16299427 Wed, 18 Dec 2024 00:00:00 -0500 2566 5 13 full true 512: Come Home 512: Come Home Original Air Date:
February 1, 2005
BiD Recording Date:
December 16, 2024

Sexual harassment is bad. No one touch anyone in any funny places unless specifically asked. Moving on.
For B&D, “coming home” means San Francisco. Going to bed early. Rory’s curly hair. Frivolous humor era. As they give reverence to the SFSU pub, shoeless homes, bad haircuts and the danger of vow renewals, the spirit of Duncan shines bright.

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]]> Original Air Date:
February 1, 2005
BiD Recording Date:
December 16, 2024

Sexual harassment is bad. No one touch anyone in any funny places unless specifically asked. Moving on.
For B&D, “coming home” means San Francisco. Going to bed early. Rory’s curly hair. Frivolous humor era. As they give reverence to the SFSU pub, shoeless homes, bad haircuts and the danger of vow renewals, the spirit of Duncan shines bright.

Pop Tart Pause: Toblerone

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-16291220 Mon, 16 Dec 2024 19:00:00 -0500 2676 5 12 full true GG 511: Women of Questionable Morals GG 511: Women of Questionable Morals Original Air Date:
January 25, 2005
BiD Recording Date:
December 6, 2024

You know who just snipped at my ear? Jack I don’t care.
Moments after encountering Michel in real life, Briana and tsunami-survivor Danny reject snow and praise Walmart TV reunions. They explore less-fun skinny people, the gross expression “make love,” and coffee colorism. Listen until the end for the ABCs of B&D!

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]]> Original Air Date:
January 25, 2005
BiD Recording Date:
December 6, 2024

You know who just snipped at my ear? Jack I don’t care.
Moments after encountering Michel in real life, Briana and tsunami-survivor Danny reject snow and praise Walmart TV reunions. They explore less-fun skinny people, the gross expression “make love,” and coffee colorism. Listen until the end for the ABCs of B&D!

Pop Tart Pause: Milk and Cookies

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-16235998 Fri, 06 Dec 2024 21:00:00 -0500 2419 5 11 full true GG 510: But Not as Cute as Pushkin GG 510: But Not as Cute as Pushkin Original Air Date:
November 30, 2004
BiD Recording Date:
December 1, 2024

People that you meet there will stay with you for the rest of your life.
B&D find this ep immensely relatable - from the historian journaling, to the dad anniversaries, to falling asleep with the TV on! As Marty comes into his own (scarf included) and Richard puts Logan in his place, Briana’s type expands from shorties to women and Danny (not a hard bottom) plugs the new Ted Danson. Now let’s go pen shopping at the SFSU bookstore!

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]]> Original Air Date:
November 30, 2004
BiD Recording Date:
December 1, 2024

People that you meet there will stay with you for the rest of your life.
B&D find this ep immensely relatable - from the historian journaling, to the dad anniversaries, to falling asleep with the TV on! As Marty comes into his own (scarf included) and Richard puts Logan in his place, Briana’s type expands from shorties to women and Danny (not a hard bottom) plugs the new Ted Danson. Now let’s go pen shopping at the SFSU bookstore!

Pop Tart Pause: Frozen Yogurt

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-16202010 Sun, 01 Dec 2024 14:00:00 -0500 2872 5 10 full true GG 509: Emily Says Hello GG 509: Emily Says Hello Original Air Date:
November 16, 2004
BiD Recording Date:
November 25, 2024

You’re a lovely girl.
As Danny says hello to 43, Rory barely remembers saying goodbye to Dean. B&D mull over nonsensical notes, flirting/fucking for food, salad-tossing origins, Casual Love Interest Privilege, and Homie HT. Who is this?!

Pop Tart Pause: Bell Peppers

]]> Original Air Date:
November 16, 2004
BiD Recording Date:
November 25, 2024

You’re a lovely girl.
As Danny says hello to 43, Rory barely remembers saying goodbye to Dean. B&D mull over nonsensical notes, flirting/fucking for food, salad-tossing origins, Casual Love Interest Privilege, and Homie HT. Who is this?!

Pop Tart Pause: Bell Peppers

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-16175449 Tue, 26 Nov 2024 00:00:00 -0500 2245 5 9 full true GG 508: The Party's Over (with Julia) GG 508: The Party's Over (with Julia) Original Air Date:
November 9, 2004
BiD Recording Date:
November 15, 2024

I smell meat. Is there meat?
Briana introduces her favorite Kelsey Grammer-loving/Ross-shopping pal Julia not just to the BiD, but to Gilmore girls. While she isn’t an instant fan, the Emerson alum does appreciate an implied Yale Gang Bang. The ladies reveal a work connection to one of Rory’s suitors, Danny lights up at the chance to dish Real Housewives, and we all agree: men, READ THE ARTICLE!

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]]> Original Air Date:
November 9, 2004
BiD Recording Date:
November 15, 2024

I smell meat. Is there meat?
Briana introduces her favorite Kelsey Grammer-loving/Ross-shopping pal Julia not just to the BiD, but to Gilmore girls. While she isn’t an instant fan, the Emerson alum does appreciate an implied Yale Gang Bang. The ladies reveal a work connection to one of Rory’s suitors, Danny lights up at the chance to dish Real Housewives, and we all agree: men, READ THE ARTICLE!

Pop Tart Pause: Popcorn

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-16116651 Fri, 15 Nov 2024 23:00:00 -0500 4371 5 8 full true GG 507: You Jump, I Jump, Jack GG 507: You Jump, I Jump, Jack Original Air Date:
November 2, 2004
BiD Recording Date:
November 9, 2024

Well, I’ll bring ‘dick’ up on the internet and see what comes up.
It’s a good thing Briana is “credible,” because she nearly loses all credibility for never linking this semen-al episode to Titanic. Meanwhile, Danny links Logan to Ellen and resuscitates “In Da Club.” You don’t need to be young to “jump”!

Pop Tart Pause: Potatoes

]]> Original Air Date:
November 2, 2004
BiD Recording Date:
November 9, 2024

Well, I’ll bring ‘dick’ up on the internet and see what comes up.
It’s a good thing Briana is “credible,” because she nearly loses all credibility for never linking this semen-al episode to Titanic. Meanwhile, Danny links Logan to Ellen and resuscitates “In Da Club.” You don’t need to be young to “jump”!

Pop Tart Pause: Potatoes

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-16075381 Sat, 09 Nov 2024 12:00:00 -0500 2841 5 7 full true GG 506: Norman Mailer, I'm Pregnant! GG 506: Norman Mailer, I'm Pregnant! Original Air Date:
October 26, 2004
BiD Recording Date:
October 30, 2024

We’re close, like…friends.
Our Gilmore girls become procedural super heroes! B&D fire off their typical strong opinions about Chicago, leaving headlights on, Doyle’s destiny, Logan’s hair, men in cowboy hats, GG’s “aging,” last name addressing, and shoeless moviegoers. What an ACE episode!

Pop Tart Pause: Iced Tea

]]> Original Air Date:
October 26, 2004
BiD Recording Date:
October 30, 2024

We’re close, like…friends.
Our Gilmore girls become procedural super heroes! B&D fire off their typical strong opinions about Chicago, leaving headlights on, Doyle’s destiny, Logan’s hair, men in cowboy hats, GG’s “aging,” last name addressing, and shoeless moviegoers. What an ACE episode!

Pop Tart Pause: Iced Tea

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-16023735 Wed, 30 Oct 2024 22:00:00 -0400 2120 5 6 full true GG 505: We Got Us a Pippi Virgin GG 505: We Got Us a Pippi Virgin Original Air Date:
October 19, 2004
BiD Recording Date:
October 25, 2024

I tried to work in a suicide but my schedule wouldn’t allow it.
Briana has embraced LA life and once again is BiD-ing from her car. Meanwhile, Danny champions the depth of an old Hanson ‘bop. There’s still time to specify the appropriate usage of “mom” and “grandma,” establish a new privilege (LAP), and catch up on our correspondence. 

Pop Tart Pause: Popcorn

]]> Original Air Date:
October 19, 2004
BiD Recording Date:
October 25, 2024

I tried to work in a suicide but my schedule wouldn’t allow it.
Briana has embraced LA life and once again is BiD-ing from her car. Meanwhile, Danny champions the depth of an old Hanson ‘bop. There’s still time to specify the appropriate usage of “mom” and “grandma,” establish a new privilege (LAP), and catch up on our correspondence. 

Pop Tart Pause: Popcorn

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-15993241 Fri, 25 Oct 2024 22:00:00 -0400 1857 5 5 full true GG 504: Tippecanoe and Taylor, Too GG 504: Tippecanoe and Taylor, Too Original Air Date:
October 12, 2004
BiD Recording Date:
October 21, 2024

Cribs, baby, watch it.
B&D pay their respects to and appreciation for Jordin Sparks, tomatoes, and B’s legendary early-00’s truck. Lane taking risks and Sookie hamming it up as a politician’s wife? Yes please! “Bookbag” and “No comment”? Never.

Pop Tart Pause: Cucumber

]]> Original Air Date:
October 12, 2004
BiD Recording Date:
October 21, 2024

Cribs, baby, watch it.
B&D pay their respects to and appreciation for Jordin Sparks, tomatoes, and B’s legendary early-00’s truck. Lane taking risks and Sookie hamming it up as a politician’s wife? Yes please! “Bookbag” and “No comment”? Never.

Pop Tart Pause: Cucumber

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-15966653 Mon, 21 Oct 2024 21:00:00 -0400 2005 5 4 full true GG 503: Written in the Stars GG 503: Written in the Stars Original Air Date:
October 5, 2004
BiD Recording Date:
October 13, 2024

Lorelai, this thing we’re doing here, me and you… I just want you to know I’m in. I am all in.
Today, at House of Pies, Briana officially comes out as a LD: Logan Defender. Meanwhile, Luke/Scott P confirm their own HCP and LBFP. B&D continue to explore the season 5 shift, her various Lumina homes, Mariah’s messages to “Frans,” multiple Sniffies, and co-star intimacy. Let’s all stop saying “potty,” please!

Pop Tart Pause: Omelette

]]> Original Air Date:
October 5, 2004
BiD Recording Date:
October 13, 2024

Lorelai, this thing we’re doing here, me and you… I just want you to know I’m in. I am all in.
Today, at House of Pies, Briana officially comes out as a LD: Logan Defender. Meanwhile, Luke/Scott P confirm their own HCP and LBFP. B&D continue to explore the season 5 shift, her various Lumina homes, Mariah’s messages to “Frans,” multiple Sniffies, and co-star intimacy. Let’s all stop saying “potty,” please!

Pop Tart Pause: Omelette

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-15917689 Sun, 13 Oct 2024 14:00:00 -0400 2800 5 3 full true GG 502: A Messenger, Nothing More GG 502: A Messenger, Nothing More Original Air Date:
September 28, 2004
BiD Recording Date:
October 6, 2024

I don’t know how long I can keep these Randy European men off me!
For this gossipy episode, B&D check in on the pronunciation of certain words, Emily’s actual wealth status, and the light speed direct travel beam from Rome to Stars Hollow. This BiD is dedicated to the autumnal selections at Trader Joe’s, and Dame Maggie Smith. 

Pop Tart Pause: Cider

]]> Original Air Date:
September 28, 2004
BiD Recording Date:
October 6, 2024

I don’t know how long I can keep these Randy European men off me!
For this gossipy episode, B&D check in on the pronunciation of certain words, Emily’s actual wealth status, and the light speed direct travel beam from Rome to Stars Hollow. This BiD is dedicated to the autumnal selections at Trader Joe’s, and Dame Maggie Smith. 

Pop Tart Pause: Cider

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-15876857 Sun, 06 Oct 2024 12:00:00 -0400 2203 5 2 full true GG 501: Say Goodbye to Daisy Miller GG 501: Say Goodbye to Daisy Miller Original Air Date:
September 21, 2004
BiD Recording Date:
September 29, 2024

Well buy me a boa and drive me to Reno cuz I’m open for business!
Season 5, what a time to be alive! B&D explore the heightened cinematography, best & worst in some of our beloved characters, and what kissing does/doesn’t actually mean. Also: Ms. Patty’s is the ultimate sex spot, and kids are dumb. 👍🏽

Pop Tart Pause: Orange Juice

]]> Original Air Date:
September 21, 2004
BiD Recording Date:
September 29, 2024

Well buy me a boa and drive me to Reno cuz I’m open for business!
Season 5, what a time to be alive! B&D explore the heightened cinematography, best & worst in some of our beloved characters, and what kissing does/doesn’t actually mean. Also: Ms. Patty’s is the ultimate sex spot, and kids are dumb. 👍🏽

Pop Tart Pause: Orange Juice

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-15838490 Sun, 29 Sep 2024 22:00:00 -0400 2064 5 1 full true GG 422: Raincoats and Recipes GG 422: Raincoats and Recipes Original Air Date:
May 18, 2004
BiD Recording Date:
September 21, 2024

Tom, I’m loving you like a two-dollar whore.
At last: the game-changing, series-shifting season 4 finale that originally aired on the day of a legendary B&D photo shoot!  They explore the hard-hitting topics of then and now: Lorelai’s handwriting and physical comedy, safety (not) being an objective, Dean’s wildly low voice, lead-ups to kissing, how long to give commitment a shot, and tube tops. This is what it’s all about: us then…and now…

Pop Tart Pause: Pringles

]]> Original Air Date:
May 18, 2004
BiD Recording Date:
September 21, 2024

Tom, I’m loving you like a two-dollar whore.
At last: the game-changing, series-shifting season 4 finale that originally aired on the day of a legendary B&D photo shoot!  They explore the hard-hitting topics of then and now: Lorelai’s handwriting and physical comedy, safety (not) being an objective, Dean’s wildly low voice, lead-ups to kissing, how long to give commitment a shot, and tube tops. This is what it’s all about: us then…and now…

Pop Tart Pause: Pringles

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-15792738 Sat, 21 Sep 2024 21:00:00 -0400 2357 4 22 full true GG 421: Last Week Fights, This Week Tights GG 421: Last Week Fights, This Week Tights Original Air Date:
May 11, 2004
BiD Recording Date:
September 20, 2024

Why, am I gettin’ you hot?
B&D are back together in person to reflect on vacating the dorms and not sharing negatives. Now in our DGAF 40’s, we proudly declare that we wish Jess(ica)’s hair was less womanly, Dean’s didn’t look like something circumcised, and strippers weren’t so hairless and slippery. We dedicate this episode to all the deceased pop stars and game show hosts!

Pop Tart Pause: Lemonade

]]> Original Air Date:
May 11, 2004
BiD Recording Date:
September 20, 2024

Why, am I gettin’ you hot?
B&D are back together in person to reflect on vacating the dorms and not sharing negatives. Now in our DGAF 40’s, we proudly declare that we wish Jess(ica)’s hair was less womanly, Dean’s didn’t look like something circumcised, and strippers weren’t so hairless and slippery. We dedicate this episode to all the deceased pop stars and game show hosts!

Pop Tart Pause: Lemonade

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-15789761 Fri, 20 Sep 2024 20:00:00 -0400 2813 4 21 full true GG 420: Luke Can See Her Face GG 420: Luke Can See Her Face Original Air Date:
May 4, 2004
BiD Recording Date:
September 14, 2024

I rarely listen to anything anybody says, so…
Things we endorse: men at bars with a book, local libraries, texting yourself, friends who haven’t had sex yet. Things we don’t: JD Vance, “gay” wheat decor, Jess’s hair. B&D: if you don’t want our kibbetts, don’t listen!

Pop Tart Pause: Nutter Butters

]]> Original Air Date:
May 4, 2004
BiD Recording Date:
September 14, 2024

I rarely listen to anything anybody says, so…
Things we endorse: men at bars with a book, local libraries, texting yourself, friends who haven’t had sex yet. Things we don’t: JD Vance, “gay” wheat decor, Jess’s hair. B&D: if you don’t want our kibbetts, don’t listen!

Pop Tart Pause: Nutter Butters

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-15752838 Sat, 14 Sep 2024 16:00:00 -0400 2856 4 20 full true GG 419: Afterboom GG 419: Afterboom Original Air Date:
April 27, 2004
BiD Recording Date:
September 11, 2024

You’re not fat, grandma.
Well thank you, Lorelai.
She was close.
B&D are always here for general pop culture: Spice Girls, Matchbox 20, Jack & Angie’s Oscar-winning performances, cheesecake on the floor. But they also have personal tidbits to share - including ones about stamps, noisy masturbating neighbors, and the sexy and/or/neither handsome divide. Being wise, willful, wonderful women is a privilege!

Pop Tart Pause: Cookie/Apple

]]> Original Air Date:
April 27, 2004
BiD Recording Date:
September 11, 2024

You’re not fat, grandma.
Well thank you, Lorelai.
She was close.
B&D are always here for general pop culture: Spice Girls, Matchbox 20, Jack & Angie’s Oscar-winning performances, cheesecake on the floor. But they also have personal tidbits to share - including ones about stamps, noisy masturbating neighbors, and the sexy and/or/neither handsome divide. Being wise, willful, wonderful women is a privilege!

Pop Tart Pause: Cookie/Apple

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-15738964 Wed, 11 Sep 2024 22:00:00 -0400 2457 4 19 full true GG 418: Tick, Tick, Tick, Boom! GG 418: Tick, Tick, Tick, Boom! Original Air Date:
April 20, 2004
BiD Recording Date:
September 1, 2024

Her car looks just like Barbie’s!
Listen…not every episode can be a winner.  But this one allowed Briana to spotlight some of her fave vocab words, and Danny to become a city birth year teacher. Summer camp, mushroom mullets, and My So-Called Life are also discussed before Dean’s INSANE run out of that alley.

Pop Tart Pause: Hard Boiled Eggs

]]> Original Air Date:
April 20, 2004
BiD Recording Date:
September 1, 2024

Her car looks just like Barbie’s!
Listen…not every episode can be a winner.  But this one allowed Briana to spotlight some of her fave vocab words, and Danny to become a city birth year teacher. Summer camp, mushroom mullets, and My So-Called Life are also discussed before Dean’s INSANE run out of that alley.

Pop Tart Pause: Hard Boiled Eggs

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-15678804 Sun, 01 Sep 2024 18:00:00 -0400 2199 4 18 full true GG 417: Girls in Bikinis, Boys Doin' the Twist GG 417: Girls in Bikinis, Boys Doin' the Twist Original Air Date:
April 13, 2004
BiD Recording Date:
August 25, 2024

No it’s National Baptism day. Tie your tubes, idiot.
B&D go back in time to spring break 2004. Not much has changed since then, though. Cate Culture still reigns supreme, cooling down vs. warming up remains a debate, twincest continues to not be hot. Eternally grateful for their time in the dorms, and the comedic gift that is Paris, B&D mourn the loss of hotel stationary.

Pop Tart Pause: Bananas

]]> Original Air Date:
April 13, 2004
BiD Recording Date:
August 25, 2024

No it’s National Baptism day. Tie your tubes, idiot.
B&D go back in time to spring break 2004. Not much has changed since then, though. Cate Culture still reigns supreme, cooling down vs. warming up remains a debate, twincest continues to not be hot. Eternally grateful for their time in the dorms, and the comedic gift that is Paris, B&D mourn the loss of hotel stationary.

Pop Tart Pause: Bananas

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-15640464 Sun, 25 Aug 2024 21:00:00 -0400 2924 4 17 full true GG 416: The Reigning Lorelai GG 416: The Reigning Lorelai Original Air Date:
March 2, 2004
BiD Recording Date:
August 7, 2024

I was in the middle of the word ‘September’!”
B&D are here to tackle the hot-button issues in life: intolerable catch phrases, funeral no-shows, sainthood (or not) for the dead, old furniture smell and where on earth the Turkish come from. They identify some new Privileges (Chest, Pretty Girl), shout out SATC and early-00’s character actors, and adore how Trix dying brings Emily to life.

Pop Tart Pause: Danish

]]> Original Air Date:
March 2, 2004
BiD Recording Date:
August 7, 2024

I was in the middle of the word ‘September’!”
B&D are here to tackle the hot-button issues in life: intolerable catch phrases, funeral no-shows, sainthood (or not) for the dead, old furniture smell and where on earth the Turkish come from. They identify some new Privileges (Chest, Pretty Girl), shout out SATC and early-00’s character actors, and adore how Trix dying brings Emily to life.

Pop Tart Pause: Danish

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-15546316 Wed, 07 Aug 2024 12:00:00 -0400 2972 4 16 full true GG 415: Scene in a Mall (with Felicia) GG 415: Scene in a Mall (with Felicia) Original Air Date:
February 24, 2004
BiD Recording Date:
August 2, 2024

What’s with the gay bag?
B&D keep it in the family as they welcome her sister Felicia to go window shopping with the Gilmores. She seamlessly weighs in on the fast talking, early-00’s fashion, meddling mothering, tearful college goodbyes, and mustaches. See ya at the mall, Felicia!

Pop Tart Pause: Pretzels

]]> Original Air Date:
February 24, 2004
BiD Recording Date:
August 2, 2024

What’s with the gay bag?
B&D keep it in the family as they welcome her sister Felicia to go window shopping with the Gilmores. She seamlessly weighs in on the fast talking, early-00’s fashion, meddling mothering, tearful college goodbyes, and mustaches. See ya at the mall, Felicia!

Pop Tart Pause: Pretzels

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-15522735 Fri, 02 Aug 2024 21:00:00 -0400 3641 4 15 full true GG 414: The Incredible Sinking Lorelais GG 414: The Incredible Sinking Lorelais Original Air Date:
February 14, 2004
BiD Recording Date:
July 26, 2024

Every now and then, just for a moment, I wish I had a partner.
B&D applaud what resonates with them: horses, Tom, 03-04 Celine, relaxing hair washes, and voice memos. Conversely, insert raspberry sound for what doesn’t resonate with them: sniff-crying, the impenetrable baby excuse, WB sexy, and “underconsumption-core.” This week’s vocab words: wistful, lascivious, deluge.

Pop Tart Pause: Dark Chocolate

]]> Original Air Date:
February 14, 2004
BiD Recording Date:
July 26, 2024

Every now and then, just for a moment, I wish I had a partner.
B&D applaud what resonates with them: horses, Tom, 03-04 Celine, relaxing hair washes, and voice memos. Conversely, insert raspberry sound for what doesn’t resonate with them: sniff-crying, the impenetrable baby excuse, WB sexy, and “underconsumption-core.” This week’s vocab words: wistful, lascivious, deluge.

Pop Tart Pause: Dark Chocolate

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-15481291 Fri, 26 Jul 2024 13:00:00 -0400 2656 4 14 full true GG 413: Nag Hammadi is Where They Found the Gnostic Gospel GG 413: Nag Hammadi is Where They Found the Gnostic Gospel Original Air Date:
February 10, 2004
BiD Recording Date:
July 18, 2024

If I was a girl, I wouldn’t kick him outta bed.
After some appreciations for young RDJ and conspiracy theories about Jess and the broken window, B&D draw connections between Stars Heights and Washington Hollow. Briana has plenty to despise: Liz’s wardrobe and voice, moms giving exes intel, and Rory’s running. Meanwhile, Danny continues to be a sharp casting director but a loose PTP suggester.

Pop Tart Pause: Ritz Crackers

]]> Original Air Date:
February 10, 2004
BiD Recording Date:
July 18, 2024

If I was a girl, I wouldn’t kick him outta bed.
After some appreciations for young RDJ and conspiracy theories about Jess and the broken window, B&D draw connections between Stars Heights and Washington Hollow. Briana has plenty to despise: Liz’s wardrobe and voice, moms giving exes intel, and Rory’s running. Meanwhile, Danny continues to be a sharp casting director but a loose PTP suggester.

Pop Tart Pause: Ritz Crackers

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-15435795 Thu, 18 Jul 2024 12:00:00 -0400 2390 4 13 full true GG 412: A Family Affair GG 412: A Family Affair Original Air Date:
February 3, 2004
BiD Recording Date:
July 12, 2024

Would a comedic reply crush you?
B&D have reached the halfway point! Briana and her post-acupuncture FroYo call in from an Eagle Rock parking spot, while Danny plays casting director with his cheap HoCho. They mull on the evolution of casting, characters from different worlds interacting, and Broke Ass Ho Life. No one is called Duke OR Sis, btw. Jeopardy, we’re ready when you are!

Pop Tart Pause: HoCho and FroYo

]]> Original Air Date:
February 3, 2004
BiD Recording Date:
July 12, 2024

Would a comedic reply crush you?
B&D have reached the halfway point! Briana and her post-acupuncture FroYo call in from an Eagle Rock parking spot, while Danny plays casting director with his cheap HoCho. They mull on the evolution of casting, characters from different worlds interacting, and Broke Ass Ho Life. No one is called Duke OR Sis, btw. Jeopardy, we’re ready when you are!

Pop Tart Pause: HoCho and FroYo

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-15405487 Fri, 12 Jul 2024 15:00:00 -0400 2681 4 12 full true GG 411: In the Clamor and the Clangor GG 411: In the Clamor and the Clangor Original Air Date:
January 27, 2004
BiD Recording Date:
July 1, 2024

Very few people in life listen to what anyone says anyhow - it’s all about volume.
One-time laundromat stud Danny thinks it’s more controverSIAL that Briana has not seen The Witches of Eastwick than it is that she still hasn’t scissored. Bad hats, Jewish customs, carved out books, braid-created kinky hair - these ingredients alone would make this an inspired ep. But the incredibly impactful Lane/Mrs. Kim material takes B&D to the next level (of their Eiffel Towers)!

Pop Tart Pause: Mini-Donuts

]]> Original Air Date:
January 27, 2004
BiD Recording Date:
July 1, 2024

Very few people in life listen to what anyone says anyhow - it’s all about volume.
One-time laundromat stud Danny thinks it’s more controverSIAL that Briana has not seen The Witches of Eastwick than it is that she still hasn’t scissored. Bad hats, Jewish customs, carved out books, braid-created kinky hair - these ingredients alone would make this an inspired ep. But the incredibly impactful Lane/Mrs. Kim material takes B&D to the next level (of their Eiffel Towers)!

Pop Tart Pause: Mini-Donuts

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-15346046 Mon, 01 Jul 2024 22:00:00 -0400 2641 4 11 full true GG 410: The Nanny and the Professor GG 410: The Nanny and the Professor Original Air Date:
January 20, 2004
BiD Recording Date:
June 25, 2024

Then she tickled his tummy and he giggled. It was foul.
Long before Gilmore girls explored “culs-de-sac,” Mariah Carey expanded a young Danny’s vocabulary. If only other gays, like nemeses Michel & Tobin and limp-wristed Jason, had been so blessed. Briana (aka Lady Two Baths) has her own choice words on “I’s,” Paris’ wardrobe, and cryptic/vague headlines. 

Pop Tart Pause: Marzipan

]]> Original Air Date:
January 20, 2004
BiD Recording Date:
June 25, 2024

Then she tickled his tummy and he giggled. It was foul.
Long before Gilmore girls explored “culs-de-sac,” Mariah Carey expanded a young Danny’s vocabulary. If only other gays, like nemeses Michel & Tobin and limp-wristed Jason, had been so blessed. Briana (aka Lady Two Baths) has her own choice words on “I’s,” Paris’ wardrobe, and cryptic/vague headlines. 

Pop Tart Pause: Marzipan

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-15311154 Tue, 25 Jun 2024 14:00:00 -0400 2628 4 10 full true GG 409: Ted Koppel's Big Night Out GG 409: Ted Koppel's Big Night Out Original Air Date:
November 18, 2003
BiD Recording Date:
June 11, 2024

I like that boy.
Prove it, drop your pants.
After a few days together in NYC, B&D are in sync. Approved: someone you like doing anything they want, Jason maybe being bi, multiple meanings for DAR. Unacceptable: “sheh-dule,” “toe-mah-toe,” “almost mommy.” Watch out, Pendulum and Archer!

Pop Tart Pause: Fig Newtons

]]> Original Air Date:
November 18, 2003
BiD Recording Date:
June 11, 2024

I like that boy.
Prove it, drop your pants.
After a few days together in NYC, B&D are in sync. Approved: someone you like doing anything they want, Jason maybe being bi, multiple meanings for DAR. Unacceptable: “sheh-dule,” “toe-mah-toe,” “almost mommy.” Watch out, Pendulum and Archer!

Pop Tart Pause: Fig Newtons

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-15245740 Thu, 13 Jun 2024 13:00:00 -0400 1889 4 9 full true GG 408: Die, Jerk GG 408: Die, Jerk Original Air Date:
November 11, 2003
BiD Recording Date:
June 3, 2024

Die, jerk. Bye, jerk.
On the anniversary of L&L’s ill-fated wedding, B&D welcome Danny Strong - and Lauren Graham’s unparalleled “awkward acting.” They explore the pronunciation of “bagel” and “folk,” dismiss baby talk (and babies for many), and reflect fondly on white board messages. Hey Scooper!

Pop Tart Pause: Tea and Mints

]]> Original Air Date:
November 11, 2003
BiD Recording Date:
June 3, 2024

Die, jerk. Bye, jerk.
On the anniversary of L&L’s ill-fated wedding, B&D welcome Danny Strong - and Lauren Graham’s unparalleled “awkward acting.” They explore the pronunciation of “bagel” and “folk,” dismiss baby talk (and babies for many), and reflect fondly on white board messages. Hey Scooper!

Pop Tart Pause: Tea and Mints

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-15188060 Mon, 03 Jun 2024 20:00:00 -0400 2262 4 8 full true GG 407: The Festival of Living Art GG 407: The Festival of Living Art Original Air Date:
November 4, 2003
BiD Recording Date:
May 26, 2024

I’m a weeble. And weebles wobble.
For this EMMY-WINNING episode, B&D cover coupons, plastic sheets, made for TV movies, Shakey’s, and Skid Row. They clarify what is not their middle aged woman fantasy, avoid chunky bars and chunky bangs, flaunt knowledge about that Final Dinner, and wholeheartedly agree on the most Emmy-worthy aspect of Gilmore girls. 

Pop Tart Pause: Granola

]]> Original Air Date:
November 4, 2003
BiD Recording Date:
May 26, 2024

I’m a weeble. And weebles wobble.
For this EMMY-WINNING episode, B&D cover coupons, plastic sheets, made for TV movies, Shakey’s, and Skid Row. They clarify what is not their middle aged woman fantasy, avoid chunky bars and chunky bangs, flaunt knowledge about that Final Dinner, and wholeheartedly agree on the most Emmy-worthy aspect of Gilmore girls. 

Pop Tart Pause: Granola

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-15137728 Sun, 26 May 2024 11:00:00 -0400 3234 4 7 full true GG 406: An Affair to Remember GG 406: An Affair to Remember Original Air Date:
October 28, 2003
BiD Recording Date:
May 16, 2024

Balls are funny.
B&D never question the hilarity of balls, but do have other burning inquiries. Is Jason really “young”? Does he look like anyone we know? Does any food actually turn you on? Why is Rory’s tree thief straight out of 1986? Is Emily protecting Richard, or herself? Will the 2004 Dicktionary remain timeless?

Pop Tart Pause: King Sized Candy Bar

]]> Original Air Date:
October 28, 2003
BiD Recording Date:
May 16, 2024

Balls are funny.
B&D never question the hilarity of balls, but do have other burning inquiries. Is Jason really “young”? Does he look like anyone we know? Does any food actually turn you on? Why is Rory’s tree thief straight out of 1986? Is Emily protecting Richard, or herself? Will the 2004 Dicktionary remain timeless?

Pop Tart Pause: King Sized Candy Bar

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-15084193 Thu, 16 May 2024 22:00:00 -0400 2771 4 6 full true GG 405: The Fundamental Things Apply GG 405: The Fundamental Things Apply Original Air Date:
October 21, 2003
BiD Recording Date:
May 9, 2024

Uh, Vain Party, table of one!
People suck - on trains, re: waking up early, not washing hands after peeing. Fortunately Briana has not one, but TWO Dannys to get through being “heartsick” with. Presumably.

Pop Tart Pause:  Urine Mints

]]> Original Air Date:
October 21, 2003
BiD Recording Date:
May 9, 2024

Uh, Vain Party, table of one!
People suck - on trains, re: waking up early, not washing hands after peeing. Fortunately Briana has not one, but TWO Dannys to get through being “heartsick” with. Presumably.

Pop Tart Pause:  Urine Mints

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-15043546 Thu, 09 May 2024 22:00:00 -0400 2782 4 5 full true GG 404: Chicken or Beef? GG 404: Chicken or Beef? Original Air Date:
October 14, 2003
BiD Recording Date:
April 28, 2024

You think I labeled myself The Pretty Spinster?
B&D flex their French accents and Ne-Yo roots, and question why “we” are supposed to hate Lindsay (and saying “we” are pregnant). As Dean channels Brenda Chenoweth, B&D shout out the under-appreciated Under Six Feet population.

Pop Tart Pause: Chocolate Chocolate Chocolate Ice Cream

]]> Original Air Date:
October 14, 2003
BiD Recording Date:
April 28, 2024

You think I labeled myself The Pretty Spinster?
B&D flex their French accents and Ne-Yo roots, and question why “we” are supposed to hate Lindsay (and saying “we” are pregnant). As Dean channels Brenda Chenoweth, B&D shout out the under-appreciated Under Six Feet population.

Pop Tart Pause: Chocolate Chocolate Chocolate Ice Cream

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-14968683 Sun, 28 Apr 2024 10:00:00 -0400 3480 4 4 full true GG 403: The Hobbit, the Sofa and Digger Stiles GG 403: The Hobbit, the Sofa and Digger Stiles Original Air Date:
October 7, 2003
BiD Recording Date:
April 21, 2024

Once you have the baby, then you can have the cow.
B&D are swimming in presumptions: about shopping for classes, aristocracy presenting as homosexuality, and naked man origin stories. They connect the dots between Gg & 6FU, being early onscreen & off, and chicken & pussy. Let’s have a cow…nowwww…

Pop Tart Pause:  Chips

]]> Original Air Date:
October 7, 2003
BiD Recording Date:
April 21, 2024

Once you have the baby, then you can have the cow.
B&D are swimming in presumptions: about shopping for classes, aristocracy presenting as homosexuality, and naked man origin stories. They connect the dots between Gg & 6FU, being early onscreen & off, and chicken & pussy. Let’s have a cow…nowwww…

Pop Tart Pause:  Chips

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-14927207 Sun, 21 Apr 2024 13:00:00 -0400 2844 4 3 full true GG 402: The Lorelais' First Day at Yale (with Simone) GG 402: The Lorelais' First Day at Yale (with Simone) Original Air Date:
September 30, 2003
BiD Recording Date:
April 19, 2024

Thanks for putting me in the moment.
Our favorite MUM Simone is back in San Francisco, the place where B&D&S first met in dorms far less glamorous than Rory’s suite! There’s so much foreskinshadowing in this ep, but also many opportunities for reminiscing about controversial dorm-mates, showers, Evanescence, and off-to-college goodbyes. The trio define each other as verbs - and no one needs to “toilet.”

Pop Tart Pause: Ice Cream & Corn Nuts

]]> Original Air Date:
September 30, 2003
BiD Recording Date:
April 19, 2024

Thanks for putting me in the moment.
Our favorite MUM Simone is back in San Francisco, the place where B&D&S first met in dorms far less glamorous than Rory’s suite! There’s so much foreskinshadowing in this ep, but also many opportunities for reminiscing about controversial dorm-mates, showers, Evanescence, and off-to-college goodbyes. The trio define each other as verbs - and no one needs to “toilet.”

Pop Tart Pause: Ice Cream & Corn Nuts

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-14921899 Sat, 20 Apr 2024 00:00:00 -0400 3513 4 2 full true GG 401: Ballrooms and Biscotti GG 401: Ballrooms and Biscotti Original Air Date:
September 23, 2003
BiD Recording Date:
April 14, 2024

Nice symmetrical balls there, Joshua. Easy on the nuts!
B&D kick off Season 4 with recollections of that pivotal “moving away for college” time in their lives. Briana has PSAs about city/country clumping, early bedtime, and sex vs. gender; Danny brings up a bad bangs memory and has an epiphany about Lorelai’s race.  6/22 = 1/4. 

Pop Tart Pause: Biscotti


]]> Original Air Date:
September 23, 2003
BiD Recording Date:
April 14, 2024

Nice symmetrical balls there, Joshua. Easy on the nuts!
B&D kick off Season 4 with recollections of that pivotal “moving away for college” time in their lives. Briana has PSAs about city/country clumping, early bedtime, and sex vs. gender; Danny brings up a bad bangs memory and has an epiphany about Lorelai’s race.  6/22 = 1/4. 

Pop Tart Pause: Biscotti


]]> B & D Buzzsprout-14886510 Sun, 14 Apr 2024 15:00:00 -0400 2681 4 1 full true GG 322: Those Are Strings, Pinocchio GG 322: Those Are Strings, Pinocchio Original Air Date:
May 20, 2003
BiD Recording Date:
April 2, 2024

Pan my body real slow because I’ll never look better than I do now.
Cue “Pomp and Circumstance” and the tears - Rory (and “Lorelai”) are graduating! B&D reminisce about proposals, landline threeways, and growing up in their 20’s. Shoe removal and TP in a crowd aside, let’s cheers to Season 3! 🥂

Pop Tart Pause:  Sparkling Apple Cider

]]> Original Air Date:
May 20, 2003
BiD Recording Date:
April 2, 2024

Pan my body real slow because I’ll never look better than I do now.
Cue “Pomp and Circumstance” and the tears - Rory (and “Lorelai”) are graduating! B&D reminisce about proposals, landline threeways, and growing up in their 20’s. Shoe removal and TP in a crowd aside, let’s cheers to Season 3! 🥂

Pop Tart Pause:  Sparkling Apple Cider

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-14818122 Wed, 03 Apr 2024 00:00:00 -0400 3175 3 22 full true GG 321: Here Comes the Son GG 321: Here Comes the Son Original Air Date:
May 13, 2003
BiD Recording Date:
March 30, 2024

I would marry the beach if man and property were allowed to mate.
Here comes the ep Briana was dreading, and it’s…not as awful as expected?? Edward ScissorJess and insufferable/suffering Sasha are only part of this failed backdoor spinoff pilot. B&D also find BiD material in cringey dog names, jean jackets, college books & boardwalks, pickles & bulges, and Wednesday Divorced Dad Dinners. Stay high and dry in Santa Monica, Jess!

Pop Tart Pause: Pickles, Orange Juice and Coffee

]]> Original Air Date:
May 13, 2003
BiD Recording Date:
March 30, 2024

I would marry the beach if man and property were allowed to mate.
Here comes the ep Briana was dreading, and it’s…not as awful as expected?? Edward ScissorJess and insufferable/suffering Sasha are only part of this failed backdoor spinoff pilot. B&D also find BiD material in cringey dog names, jean jackets, college books & boardwalks, pickles & bulges, and Wednesday Divorced Dad Dinners. Stay high and dry in Santa Monica, Jess!

Pop Tart Pause: Pickles, Orange Juice and Coffee

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-14797700 Sat, 30 Mar 2024 17:00:00 -0400 3143 3 21 full true GG 320: Say Goodnight, Gracie GG 320: Say Goodnight, Gracie Original Air Date:
May 6, 2003
BiD Recording Date:
March 21, 2024

It’s times like these that make you realize what’s truly important in life…I’m so glad I had all that sex.
This ep pays homage to great cinema of the past, including Beaches and The Graduate. It also highlights only children, Twat Jess, Mr. Ben Falcone, and the delicious flavor that is Mint. B&D: here for your entertainment, but we aren’t “your person.” “Seriously.”

Pop Tart Pause: Ice Cream

]]> Original Air Date:
May 6, 2003
BiD Recording Date:
March 21, 2024

It’s times like these that make you realize what’s truly important in life…I’m so glad I had all that sex.
This ep pays homage to great cinema of the past, including Beaches and The Graduate. It also highlights only children, Twat Jess, Mr. Ben Falcone, and the delicious flavor that is Mint. B&D: here for your entertainment, but we aren’t “your person.” “Seriously.”

Pop Tart Pause: Ice Cream

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-14741188 Thu, 21 Mar 2024 20:00:00 -0400 3065 3 20 full true GG 319: Keg! Max! GG 319: Keg! Max! Original Air Date:
April 29, 2003
BiD Recording Date:
March 16, 2024

Oh it’s local distance, yeah don’t worry!
B&D opt for Friday night hibernation (turn-down service not necessary) over socialization, and definitely over watching others play video games. They rebuff music snobs and modern JT, praise fight choreography and braces representation, and get to the *bottom* of Scott P’s butt trauma. Sorry Yung Chin, we’re Team Dave for life!

Pop Tart Pause: Oranges

]]> Original Air Date:
April 29, 2003
BiD Recording Date:
March 16, 2024

Oh it’s local distance, yeah don’t worry!
B&D opt for Friday night hibernation (turn-down service not necessary) over socialization, and definitely over watching others play video games. They rebuff music snobs and modern JT, praise fight choreography and braces representation, and get to the *bottom* of Scott P’s butt trauma. Sorry Yung Chin, we’re Team Dave for life!

Pop Tart Pause: Oranges

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-14701170 Sat, 16 Mar 2024 11:00:00 -0400 2935 3 19 full true GG 318: Happy Birthday, Baby GG 318: Happy Birthday, Baby Original Air Date:
April 22, 2003
BiD Recording Date:
March 7, 2024

I was a little busy trying to get air to my brain cells - a burden you’ve not yet faced.
B&D drop the PTP ball on this particularly food-centric ep. Nonetheless, they share fight/theme songs, weigh in on gay nemeses, endorse FriendTrips, psychoanalyze Lorelai and “Lorelai,” and wax nostalgia on Almost Famous and non-chill Cammy D. Save the load!!!

Pop Tart Pause:  Absent Mallomars/Bagel

]]> Original Air Date:
April 22, 2003
BiD Recording Date:
March 7, 2024

I was a little busy trying to get air to my brain cells - a burden you’ve not yet faced.
B&D drop the PTP ball on this particularly food-centric ep. Nonetheless, they share fight/theme songs, weigh in on gay nemeses, endorse FriendTrips, psychoanalyze Lorelai and “Lorelai,” and wax nostalgia on Almost Famous and non-chill Cammy D. Save the load!!!

Pop Tart Pause:  Absent Mallomars/Bagel

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-14649797 Thu, 07 Mar 2024 20:00:00 -0500 3277 3 18 full true GG 317: A Tale of Poes and Fire GG 317: A Tale of Poes and Fire Original Air Date:
April 15, 2003
BiD Recording Date:
February 10, 2024

I’m Dave’s catch. I’ve already been caught.
It’s a BiD first as B&D record out of order. They dive into pancake processes, how people pocket pens, choices & changes, m’am & sir, and a snoring mystery. Hug D from behind! Don’t screw in B’s bed!

Pop Tart Pause: Lemon Blueberry Pancakes

]]> Original Air Date:
April 15, 2003
BiD Recording Date:
February 10, 2024

I’m Dave’s catch. I’ve already been caught.
It’s a BiD first as B&D record out of order. They dive into pancake processes, how people pocket pens, choices & changes, m’am & sir, and a snoring mystery. Hug D from behind! Don’t screw in B’s bed!

Pop Tart Pause: Lemon Blueberry Pancakes

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-14525862 Sun, 18 Feb 2024 13:00:00 -0500 2878 3 17 full true GG 316: The Big One (with Elena) GG 316: The Big One (with Elena) Original Air Date:
February 25, 2003
BiD Recording Date:
February 18, 2024

You got a girl’s future in that sack of yours…Santa.
Elena joins B&D for this 2003 episode that is just so 90’s! She skillfully connects the dots from Briana to Lorelai, from re-meeting Max to re-meeting her husband, and from Jess to Jack. Genitalia slang, pregnancy realizations, saran wrap, Saved by the Bell, “moted”… what more could we ask for? Here’s to being not good girls!

Pop Tart Pause: Kit Kat

]]> Original Air Date:
February 25, 2003
BiD Recording Date:
February 18, 2024

You got a girl’s future in that sack of yours…Santa.
Elena joins B&D for this 2003 episode that is just so 90’s! She skillfully connects the dots from Briana to Lorelai, from re-meeting Max to re-meeting her husband, and from Jess to Jack. Genitalia slang, pregnancy realizations, saran wrap, Saved by the Bell, “moted”… what more could we ask for? Here’s to being not good girls!

Pop Tart Pause: Kit Kat

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-14525855 Sun, 18 Feb 2024 13:00:00 -0500 3777 3 16 full true GG 315: Face-Off GG 315: Face-Off Original Air Date:
February 18, 2003
BiD Recording Date:
February 4, 2024

Why’d you put all those P’s in soda shop? Is that supposed to be fancy or something?B&D are Face to Face for a lively Grown People BiD. Briana again recounts her TP arrest, thinks Lindsay is “perfectly pretty,” and longs to assume someone is pining for her P.  Danny loathes vague/non-plan makers but loves thick baseball butts and the many alternative intro songs this ep inspires. You’re welcome for all our harmonizing, on-key and off!

Pop Tart Pause: Milk Duds

]]> Original Air Date:
February 18, 2003
BiD Recording Date:
February 4, 2024

Why’d you put all those P’s in soda shop? Is that supposed to be fancy or something?B&D are Face to Face for a lively Grown People BiD. Briana again recounts her TP arrest, thinks Lindsay is “perfectly pretty,” and longs to assume someone is pining for her P.  Danny loathes vague/non-plan makers but loves thick baseball butts and the many alternative intro songs this ep inspires. You’re welcome for all our harmonizing, on-key and off!

Pop Tart Pause: Milk Duds

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-14438456 Sun, 04 Feb 2024 18:00:00 -0500 2778 3 15 full true GG 314: Swan Song GG 314: Swan Song Original Air Date:
February 11, 2003
BiD Recording Date:
January 23, 2024

I’m upset, but I’m okay.
B&D cheer for curly hair, Annette’s 5th Oscar nom, and James Lipton questions. For more on the Core Four, women shifting clothes for their boyfriends, and the sad state of mens’ hair, read Briana’s forthcoming book Generation Separation. (That’s the working title; an alternate is Looking Her Best, Behaving Her Worst.)

Pop Tart Pause: Pretzels

]]> Original Air Date:
February 11, 2003
BiD Recording Date:
January 23, 2024

I’m upset, but I’m okay.
B&D cheer for curly hair, Annette’s 5th Oscar nom, and James Lipton questions. For more on the Core Four, women shifting clothes for their boyfriends, and the sad state of mens’ hair, read Briana’s forthcoming book Generation Separation. (That’s the working title; an alternate is Looking Her Best, Behaving Her Worst.)

Pop Tart Pause: Pretzels

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-14366152 Tue, 23 Jan 2024 22:00:00 -0500 2831 3 14 full true GG 313: Dear Emily and Richard GG 313: Dear Emily and Richard Original Air Date:
February 4, 2003
BiD Recording Date:
January 20, 2024

Please make sure the light is very soft. I want a luminous quality.
For a Flashback Fiend like Danny, this episode is a treat. He and Drop-Everything Briana respect the showcase for Lorelai(s), book(store)s, and DVD/cinema therapy. Oh, and Maureen #2- the only one who’s “screwed up” is you!!

Pop Tart Pause: PBJ

]]> Original Air Date:
February 4, 2003
BiD Recording Date:
January 20, 2024

Please make sure the light is very soft. I want a luminous quality.
For a Flashback Fiend like Danny, this episode is a treat. He and Drop-Everything Briana respect the showcase for Lorelai(s), book(store)s, and DVD/cinema therapy. Oh, and Maureen #2- the only one who’s “screwed up” is you!!

Pop Tart Pause: PBJ

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-14344117 Sat, 20 Jan 2024 11:00:00 -0500 2978 3 13 full true GG 312: Lorelai Out Of Water GG 312: Lorelai Out Of Water Original Air Date:
January 28, 2003
BiD Recording Date:
January 13, 2024

MIN JAY LOST WEIGHT LOOK GOOD NOT SO FAT.
This week on Poking Holes and No One’s Listening, B&D have a PSA about WDP (Washer/Dryer Privilege). Danny reflects on Japanese culture, a prom triumph, and donuts with Dad; Briana remembers fishing with Dad and ponders being Attractive and Annoying. Reading about fishing is like dancing about architecture, so just send us any bumblebee/leopard/lighthouse/Friends swag instead!

Pop Tart Pause: Donuts 

]]> Original Air Date:
January 28, 2003
BiD Recording Date:
January 13, 2024

MIN JAY LOST WEIGHT LOOK GOOD NOT SO FAT.
This week on Poking Holes and No One’s Listening, B&D have a PSA about WDP (Washer/Dryer Privilege). Danny reflects on Japanese culture, a prom triumph, and donuts with Dad; Briana remembers fishing with Dad and ponders being Attractive and Annoying. Reading about fishing is like dancing about architecture, so just send us any bumblebee/leopard/lighthouse/Friends swag instead!

Pop Tart Pause: Donuts 

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-14302836 Sat, 13 Jan 2024 11:00:00 -0500 3246 3 12 full true GG 311: I Solemnly Swear GG 311: I Solemnly Swear Original Air Date:
January 21, 2003
BiD Recording Date:
January 5, 2024

I'm a whore!
B&D discover that they are Depo Sisters during this homage to folded paper. They say NO to clomping and food grab-bags; MAYBE to timeshares, sub-par cookies, and visiting Eloise; and YES to Joe (formerly Waiter) and prickly Emily’s points. 

Pop Tart Pause: Cornbread

]]> Original Air Date:
January 21, 2003
BiD Recording Date:
January 5, 2024

I'm a whore!
B&D discover that they are Depo Sisters during this homage to folded paper. They say NO to clomping and food grab-bags; MAYBE to timeshares, sub-par cookies, and visiting Eloise; and YES to Joe (formerly Waiter) and prickly Emily’s points. 

Pop Tart Pause: Cornbread

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-14259276 Sat, 06 Jan 2024 11:00:00 -0500 2566 3 11 full true GG 310: That'll Do, Pig GG 310: That'll Do, Pig Original Air Date:
January 14, 2003
BiD Recording Date:
December 30, 2023

Have fun!
No one appreciates your sarcasm, young lady.
B&D welcome winter with LVP ESP, Emily Bergl history, and tea mystery. Briana shares lessons learned about age being how you present yourself and choosing to be amused over being annoyed, while Danny has insights about Clara’s motivation and 1995 in cinema. Touché is douché!

Pop Tart Pause: Cider

]]> Original Air Date:
January 14, 2003
BiD Recording Date:
December 30, 2023

Have fun!
No one appreciates your sarcasm, young lady.
B&D welcome winter with LVP ESP, Emily Bergl history, and tea mystery. Briana shares lessons learned about age being how you present yourself and choosing to be amused over being annoyed, while Danny has insights about Clara’s motivation and 1995 in cinema. Touché is douché!

Pop Tart Pause: Cider

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-14222604 Sat, 30 Dec 2023 11:00:00 -0500 2700 3 10 full true GG 309: A Deep-Fried Korean Thanksgiving GG 309: A Deep-Fried Korean Thanksgiving Original Air Date:
November 26, 2002
BiD Recording Date:
December 24, 2023

You have your mother’s wit.
Sometimes I wish she’d give it back.
B&D digest a quartet of Thanksgiving 2002 settings on Christmas Eve 2023. Of course there’s nostalgia for Christina Aguilera, The Cell B&D movie date, and Nokia ringtones. There are also family cameos, dreamy Dave, drunk Sookie, and French fruity fun. To 80085 and being memorable! 

Pop Tart Pause: Rolls

]]> Original Air Date:
November 26, 2002
BiD Recording Date:
December 24, 2023

You have your mother’s wit.
Sometimes I wish she’d give it back.
B&D digest a quartet of Thanksgiving 2002 settings on Christmas Eve 2023. Of course there’s nostalgia for Christina Aguilera, The Cell B&D movie date, and Nokia ringtones. There are also family cameos, dreamy Dave, drunk Sookie, and French fruity fun. To 80085 and being memorable! 

Pop Tart Pause: Rolls

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-14199722 Sun, 24 Dec 2023 12:00:00 -0500 2853 3 9 full true GG 308: Let the Games Begin (with Anna) GG 308: Let the Games Begin (with Anna) Original Air Date:
November 19, 2002
BiD Recording Date:
December 16, 2023

I was tired of being American, day after day. B&D welcome Anna to Rory & Jess: The Early Years, and she gives back story not just on her & Danny, but also higher education for Jews AND this ep’s very special guest star. The trio delve into California history, giraffe a capella, dramatic  key/ignition moments, sexless high school, and that exquisite Emma Thompson. Anna even speaks the B&D dialect! Mazel!

Pop Tart Pause: Chocolates

]]> Original Air Date:
November 19, 2002
BiD Recording Date:
December 16, 2023

I was tired of being American, day after day. B&D welcome Anna to Rory & Jess: The Early Years, and she gives back story not just on her & Danny, but also higher education for Jews AND this ep’s very special guest star. The trio delve into California history, giraffe a capella, dramatic  key/ignition moments, sexless high school, and that exquisite Emma Thompson. Anna even speaks the B&D dialect! Mazel!

Pop Tart Pause: Chocolates

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-14158519 Sat, 16 Dec 2023 15:00:00 -0500 3715 3 8 full true GG 307: They Shoot Gilmores, Don't They? GG 307: They Shoot Gilmores, Don't They? Original Air Date:
November 12, 2002
BiD Recording Date:
December 9, 2023

If you feel yourself getting light-headed or having shooting pains or any other stroke-like symptoms, PLEASE- move to the other side so that your collapse will not get in the way of the other dancers.
It’s a legendary numbers episode! Beyond 50th dance-athons, 75th Franklin issues, and LG’s #67, B&D remember North Beach nights and Todd Haynes origins in 2002. Briana drops a Friends bombshell, Danny recaps the film that inspired this contest, and HT prevails. Oh, will they-won’t they - it always makes for excellent TV.

Pop Tart Pause: Pancakes

]]> Original Air Date:
November 12, 2002
BiD Recording Date:
December 9, 2023

If you feel yourself getting light-headed or having shooting pains or any other stroke-like symptoms, PLEASE- move to the other side so that your collapse will not get in the way of the other dancers.
It’s a legendary numbers episode! Beyond 50th dance-athons, 75th Franklin issues, and LG’s #67, B&D remember North Beach nights and Todd Haynes origins in 2002. Briana drops a Friends bombshell, Danny recaps the film that inspired this contest, and HT prevails. Oh, will they-won’t they - it always makes for excellent TV.

Pop Tart Pause: Pancakes

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-14117086 Sat, 09 Dec 2023 12:00:00 -0500 3267 3 7 full true GG 306: Take the Deviled Eggs GG 306: Take the Deviled Eggs Original Air Date:
November 5, 2002
BiD Recording Date:
November 26, 2023

Great guy, good dancer- Latin…
B&D were both born in the morning and are now BiD’ing in the morning, about everything from Michelle Pfieffer to women over-apologizing to Jess’ greaser status. Danny finds easy connections between Parenthood and Gilmore girls, while Briana reveals yet another chapter of her criminal past. And can the reverend and the rabbi get it on already?!

Pop Tart Pause: (Scrambled/Hard-Boiled) Eggs

]]> Original Air Date:
November 5, 2002
BiD Recording Date:
November 26, 2023

Great guy, good dancer- Latin…
B&D were both born in the morning and are now BiD’ing in the morning, about everything from Michelle Pfieffer to women over-apologizing to Jess’ greaser status. Danny finds easy connections between Parenthood and Gilmore girls, while Briana reveals yet another chapter of her criminal past. And can the reverend and the rabbi get it on already?!

Pop Tart Pause: (Scrambled/Hard-Boiled) Eggs

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-14034851 Sun, 26 Nov 2023 11:00:00 -0500 2222 3 6 full true GG 305: Eight O'Clock at the Oasis (with Emily) GG 305: Eight O'Clock at the Oasis (with Emily) Original Air Date:
October 22, 2002
BiD Recording Date:
November 23, 2023

I have a zero-tolerance policy for children.
On the anniversary of Briana’s Lucky Charms triumph, she and Danny welcome Bob Hoskins’ non-relative Emily! The trio explore breast feeding, Briana’s blind flirting,  Smile Acting, Jon Hamm, and VHS exercise tapes. One big takeaway: stop offering to do stuff you don’t want to do!

Pop Tart Pause: "Wine" (Cranberry Juice)

]]> Original Air Date:
October 22, 2002
BiD Recording Date:
November 23, 2023

I have a zero-tolerance policy for children.
On the anniversary of Briana’s Lucky Charms triumph, she and Danny welcome Bob Hoskins’ non-relative Emily! The trio explore breast feeding, Briana’s blind flirting,  Smile Acting, Jon Hamm, and VHS exercise tapes. One big takeaway: stop offering to do stuff you don’t want to do!

Pop Tart Pause: "Wine" (Cranberry Juice)

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-14025217 Thu, 23 Nov 2023 13:00:00 -0500 3301 3 5 full true GG 304: One's Got Class and the Other One Dyes GG 304: One's Got Class and the Other One Dyes Original Air Date:
October 15, 2002
BiD Recording Date:
November 18, 2023

I’m in love with him.
B&D are “hot” on Candy Cane tea, snail mail, and shoving hands down mens’ pants; but “cold” on Rory’s excess of bleach for Lane and bitchiness toward Shane. What a showcase for Lane, though- the journey she is on with her mom, the haven that is her closet, and her influential vocab words like “wimple.” Okay by me! 

Pop Tart Pause: Hot Tea

]]> Original Air Date:
October 15, 2002
BiD Recording Date:
November 18, 2023

I’m in love with him.
B&D are “hot” on Candy Cane tea, snail mail, and shoving hands down mens’ pants; but “cold” on Rory’s excess of bleach for Lane and bitchiness toward Shane. What a showcase for Lane, though- the journey she is on with her mom, the haven that is her closet, and her influential vocab words like “wimple.” Okay by me! 

Pop Tart Pause: Hot Tea

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-13995840 Sat, 18 Nov 2023 17:00:00 -0500 2993 3 4 full true GG 303: Application Anxiety GG 303: Application Anxiety Original Air Date:
October 8, 2002
BiD Recording Date:
November 9, 2023

Mother, breathtaking.
B&D don’t subscribe to “everyone does things this way” declarations, or people name-dropping their colleges 40 years later. But they are on board with Adam Brody, and telling parents that their kids ain’t that special. This conversation also includes Kate Hudson, the spelling of “shoppe,” and nostalgia for Entertainment Weekly.

Pop Tart Pause: Iced Tea

]]> Original Air Date:
October 8, 2002
BiD Recording Date:
November 9, 2023

Mother, breathtaking.
B&D don’t subscribe to “everyone does things this way” declarations, or people name-dropping their colleges 40 years later. But they are on board with Adam Brody, and telling parents that their kids ain’t that special. This conversation also includes Kate Hudson, the spelling of “shoppe,” and nostalgia for Entertainment Weekly.

Pop Tart Pause: Iced Tea

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-13944072 Thu, 09 Nov 2023 20:00:00 -0500 2209 3 3 full true GG 302: Haunted Leg GG 302: Haunted Leg Original Air Date:
October 1, 2002
BiD Recording Date:
October 22, 2023

By the way, I think you might be the prettiest girl I’ve never seen.
Original Alpha Betah Soohp sisters B&D have their OWN bowls of soup for this low-scoring ep. Lauren Graham’s voice crack is amazing. Briana evaded a homecoming proposal. Danny sides with Jess!!! That’s all.

Pop Tart Pause:  Chicken Noodle Soup

]]> Original Air Date:
October 1, 2002
BiD Recording Date:
October 22, 2023

By the way, I think you might be the prettiest girl I’ve never seen.
Original Alpha Betah Soohp sisters B&D have their OWN bowls of soup for this low-scoring ep. Lauren Graham’s voice crack is amazing. Briana evaded a homecoming proposal. Danny sides with Jess!!! That’s all.

Pop Tart Pause:  Chicken Noodle Soup

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-13822565 Sun, 22 Oct 2023 11:00:00 -0400 2052 3 2 full true GG 301: Those Lazy-Hazy-Crazy Days (with Megan) GG 301: Those Lazy-Hazy-Crazy Days (with Megan) Original Air Date:
September 24, 2002
BiD Recording Date:
October 15, 2023

I really want it. The whole package.
Danny delivers the whole package of a dream guest for this BiD: Megan! She has all kinds of praise for Barbara Boxer, iced coffee, kosher bacon, and Survivor. Danny is just happy to connect the ep to both Mariah Carey and Julia Roberts (again), while handwriting detective Briana pulls a real Arnett. Zagat guide gives this BiD a 26+: “Very Good to Excellent”!

Pop Tart Pause: Donuts

]]> Original Air Date:
September 24, 2002
BiD Recording Date:
October 15, 2023

I really want it. The whole package.
Danny delivers the whole package of a dream guest for this BiD: Megan! She has all kinds of praise for Barbara Boxer, iced coffee, kosher bacon, and Survivor. Danny is just happy to connect the ep to both Mariah Carey and Julia Roberts (again), while handwriting detective Briana pulls a real Arnett. Zagat guide gives this BiD a 26+: “Very Good to Excellent”!

Pop Tart Pause: Donuts

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-13782498 Sun, 15 Oct 2023 20:00:00 -0400 3034 3 1 full true GG 222: I Can't Get Started GG 222: I Can't Get Started Original Air Date:
May 21, 2002
BiD Recording Date:
October 9, 2023

Unless you’re not gonna forgive someone ever, just let it go.
The season 2 finale brings a plethora of foreskinshadowing, Julia Roberts Universe references, and nuts talk. Despite not watching ahead of time, Briana successfully navigates this journey of Casty’s removal and Lorelai’s rare but special quiet moments. Viva La Cleavage!

Pop Tart Pause: Jordan Almonds

]]> Original Air Date:
May 21, 2002
BiD Recording Date:
October 9, 2023

Unless you’re not gonna forgive someone ever, just let it go.
The season 2 finale brings a plethora of foreskinshadowing, Julia Roberts Universe references, and nuts talk. Despite not watching ahead of time, Briana successfully navigates this journey of Casty’s removal and Lorelai’s rare but special quiet moments. Viva La Cleavage!

Pop Tart Pause: Jordan Almonds

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-13747391 Mon, 09 Oct 2023 21:00:00 -0400 3407 2 22 full true GG 221: Lorelai's Graduation Day GG 221: Lorelai's Graduation Day Original Air Date:
May 14, 2002
BiD Recording Date:
October 3, 2023

It was attitudinal.
An empirically good episode that calls back so many morsels from the past: Red Pants Girl…pumpkin scones…Best Actress Oscar winners…eating on the subway…pancake makeup. As B&D reflect on memories that led up to their own graduations, they praise one of the Greatest Gilmore Moments Ever. 🩵

Pop Tart Pause:  Scones 

]]> Original Air Date:
May 14, 2002
BiD Recording Date:
October 3, 2023

It was attitudinal.
An empirically good episode that calls back so many morsels from the past: Red Pants Girl…pumpkin scones…Best Actress Oscar winners…eating on the subway…pancake makeup. As B&D reflect on memories that led up to their own graduations, they praise one of the Greatest Gilmore Moments Ever. 🩵

Pop Tart Pause:  Scones 

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-13712066 Tue, 03 Oct 2023 21:00:00 -0400 2996 2 21 full true GG 220: Help Wanted GG 220: Help Wanted Original Air Date:
May 7, 2002
BiD Recording Date:
September 24, 2023

You don’t wanna shut your body up too soon. That’s called death.
Briana finally takes on the intro serenade for another in-person recording. She and Danny analyze backpacks vs. bookbags, bites of others’ meals, and acquiring tailors for clothes. Office supplies, guns, consulting confusion, and the legendary Carole King also fill this generation-connecting episode.

Pop Tart Pause:  Peach

]]> Original Air Date:
May 7, 2002
BiD Recording Date:
September 24, 2023

You don’t wanna shut your body up too soon. That’s called death.
Briana finally takes on the intro serenade for another in-person recording. She and Danny analyze backpacks vs. bookbags, bites of others’ meals, and acquiring tailors for clothes. Office supplies, guns, consulting confusion, and the legendary Carole King also fill this generation-connecting episode.

Pop Tart Pause:  Peach

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-13650368 Sun, 24 Sep 2023 20:00:00 -0400 2377 2 18 full true GG 219: Teach Me Tonight (with Simone and Melody) GG 219: Teach Me Tonight (with Simone and Melody) Original Air Date:
April 30, 2002
BiD Recording Date:
September 23, 2023

Go to hell! Right back at you!
It’s time for BDSM! Briana Danny Simone Melody, that is - here to ask the important questions. Does anyone care about crossword puzzles? Does Simone know any celebrities or pop culture? Do any divorced dads call before school? Does anyone do homework at a desk? Where did the term ‘blue’ originate? Can Briana stay awake for a Coldplay mention? How does Danny feel about being called “kiddo”? Why don’t on-screen drivers ever look at the road? All or none of these hard-hitting questions are answered in this kinda-live ep.

Pop Tart Pause:  Brownies

]]> Original Air Date:
April 30, 2002
BiD Recording Date:
September 23, 2023

Go to hell! Right back at you!
It’s time for BDSM! Briana Danny Simone Melody, that is - here to ask the important questions. Does anyone care about crossword puzzles? Does Simone know any celebrities or pop culture? Do any divorced dads call before school? Does anyone do homework at a desk? Where did the term ‘blue’ originate? Can Briana stay awake for a Coldplay mention? How does Danny feel about being called “kiddo”? Why don’t on-screen drivers ever look at the road? All or none of these hard-hitting questions are answered in this kinda-live ep.

Pop Tart Pause:  Brownies

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-13645189 Sat, 23 Sep 2023 16:00:00 -0400 2820 2 19 full true GG 218: Back in the Saddle Again GG 218: Back in the Saddle Again Original Air Date:
April 23, 2002
BiD Recording Date:
September 4, 2023

She likes Jess, doesn’t she?
You’re either all in (like Michel and Gisele’s insane accents) or totally out (like Rory is regarding Dean). Danny is all in on dinner rolls and completely out when it comes to academic margin notes. Briana is all in on Louise’s one liners and fully out of her bangs era. The only gray area? Change.

Pop Tart Pause: Dinner Rolls

]]> Original Air Date:
April 23, 2002
BiD Recording Date:
September 4, 2023

She likes Jess, doesn’t she?
You’re either all in (like Michel and Gisele’s insane accents) or totally out (like Rory is regarding Dean). Danny is all in on dinner rolls and completely out when it comes to academic margin notes. Briana is all in on Louise’s one liners and fully out of her bangs era. The only gray area? Change.

Pop Tart Pause: Dinner Rolls

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-13529266 Mon, 04 Sep 2023 20:00:00 -0400 2160 2 18 full true GG 217: Dead Uncles and Vegetables GG 217: Dead Uncles and Vegetables Original Air Date:
April 16, 2002
BiD Recording Date:
August 27, 2023

I 4/4s don’t care.
The spirit of 6FU lives in this funeral-themed ep, where Rory & Jess do some foreskinplay (not that kind) and Taylor goes all Gena Rowlands. Briana is proud to be cheap and a party planner, while Danny is strictly DJ and thinks when someone feeds you it’s even better than when someone needs you.  And if you’re not a fan of comedy…scram!

Pop Tart Pause: Adam & Eve on a Raft and Wreck 'Em! (Scrambled Eggs on Toast)

]]> Original Air Date:
April 16, 2002
BiD Recording Date:
August 27, 2023

I 4/4s don’t care.
The spirit of 6FU lives in this funeral-themed ep, where Rory & Jess do some foreskinplay (not that kind) and Taylor goes all Gena Rowlands. Briana is proud to be cheap and a party planner, while Danny is strictly DJ and thinks when someone feeds you it’s even better than when someone needs you.  And if you’re not a fan of comedy…scram!

Pop Tart Pause: Adam & Eve on a Raft and Wreck 'Em! (Scrambled Eggs on Toast)

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-13477413 Sun, 27 Aug 2023 12:00:00 -0400 2062 2 17 full true GG 216: There's the Rub GG 216: There's the Rub Original Air Date:
April 9, 2002
BiD Recording Date:
August 20, 2023

Tranquil…izers will be required if I have to spend one more minute with my mother.
B&D love Gilmore girls immensely, but it’s just so easy to lament about the things they hate: solo French braids, studying science, unpacking in hotel rooms, waiting an hour for anything. Thank god for cozy solo nights in, Paris’ step-up moment, and the Year of Flirting! Cheers to being 60 at a 60/40 Bar!

Pop Tart Pause: Cucumber Water

]]> Original Air Date:
April 9, 2002
BiD Recording Date:
August 20, 2023

Tranquil…izers will be required if I have to spend one more minute with my mother.
B&D love Gilmore girls immensely, but it’s just so easy to lament about the things they hate: solo French braids, studying science, unpacking in hotel rooms, waiting an hour for anything. Thank god for cozy solo nights in, Paris’ step-up moment, and the Year of Flirting! Cheers to being 60 at a 60/40 Bar!

Pop Tart Pause: Cucumber Water

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-13437895 Sun, 20 Aug 2023 15:00:00 -0400 2751 2 16 full true GG 215: Lost and Found GG 215: Lost and Found Original Air Date:
February 26, 2002
BiD Recording Date:
August 13, 2023

I’ll meet you in 20 1/2 minutes.
There are many thing B&D never want to lose, or would love to find again: Kelly Clarkson jams, handwritten record keeping, passports, checks, small old TVs, built-in shelves, and “cousins.” Things that B&D are fine remaining lost/unfound: Rory’s shrill Jess-championing, tattoos, Lorelai’s too-small jackets, talking about your man troubles with another potential man. Coming someday: B&D Glossary?!

Pop Tart Pause:  Coke with Lemon

]]> Original Air Date:
February 26, 2002
BiD Recording Date:
August 13, 2023

I’ll meet you in 20 1/2 minutes.
There are many thing B&D never want to lose, or would love to find again: Kelly Clarkson jams, handwritten record keeping, passports, checks, small old TVs, built-in shelves, and “cousins.” Things that B&D are fine remaining lost/unfound: Rory’s shrill Jess-championing, tattoos, Lorelai’s too-small jackets, talking about your man troubles with another potential man. Coming someday: B&D Glossary?!

Pop Tart Pause:  Coke with Lemon

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-13397205 Sun, 13 Aug 2023 12:00:00 -0400 3221 2 15 full true GG 214: It Should've Been Lorelai GG 214: It Should've Been Lorelai Original Air Date:
February 12, 2002
BiD Recording Date:
August 5, 2023

She is what she seems.
B&D flaunt their WPMs while discussing atrocities (some kids’ names, channel surfing) and essentials (ice cold juice in a hot shower, feel-good songs playlist). Briana acknowledges her widespread Potential Privilege, and Danny congratulates his and others’ Calves Privilege. 

Pop Tart Pause:  Apple Juice

]]> Original Air Date:
February 12, 2002
BiD Recording Date:
August 5, 2023

She is what she seems.
B&D flaunt their WPMs while discussing atrocities (some kids’ names, channel surfing) and essentials (ice cold juice in a hot shower, feel-good songs playlist). Briana acknowledges her widespread Potential Privilege, and Danny congratulates his and others’ Calves Privilege. 

Pop Tart Pause:  Apple Juice

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-13353847 Sat, 05 Aug 2023 12:00:00 -0400 3299 2 12 full true GG 213: A-Tisket, A-Tasket GG 213: A-Tisket, A-Tasket Original Air Date:
February 5, 2002
BiD Recording Date:
July 30, 2023

As long as everything is exactly the way I want it, I can be totally flexible.
B&D have renamed this ep “Men Throwing Fits/Mother Knows Best.” While Dean & Jess drop celebrity references teen boys would never know, Danny commends Asian/Gay Summer 2023 Cinema (Korean Privilege included). Meanwhile, Briana struggles to understand income-free shopping and parents intercepting cookie gifts. B&D have their fill of Jess’ lesbianic hair, but slutty days? Never enough. We haven’t lived. 

Pop Tart Pause: Carrots

]]> Original Air Date:
February 5, 2002
BiD Recording Date:
July 30, 2023

As long as everything is exactly the way I want it, I can be totally flexible.
B&D have renamed this ep “Men Throwing Fits/Mother Knows Best.” While Dean & Jess drop celebrity references teen boys would never know, Danny commends Asian/Gay Summer 2023 Cinema (Korean Privilege included). Meanwhile, Briana struggles to understand income-free shopping and parents intercepting cookie gifts. B&D have their fill of Jess’ lesbianic hair, but slutty days? Never enough. We haven’t lived. 

Pop Tart Pause: Carrots

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-13315507 Sun, 30 Jul 2023 11:00:00 -0400 3341 2 13 full true GG 212: Richard in Stars Hollow GG 212: Richard in Stars Hollow Original Air Date:
January 29, 2002
BiD Recording Date:
July 20, 2023

You wanna dance?
No thank you. I appreciate the offer, though.
B&D love it when Big Dick comes. As Richard navigates a day in Stars Hollow, they offer unwavering opinions on coffee origins, grapefruit scent, truckers reappropriating gay rest stops, and (not) caring about alma maters. Plus, Lola takes a …stand on this ep.

Pop Tart Pause:  Eggrolls

]]> Original Air Date:
January 29, 2002
BiD Recording Date:
July 20, 2023

You wanna dance?
No thank you. I appreciate the offer, though.
B&D love it when Big Dick comes. As Richard navigates a day in Stars Hollow, they offer unwavering opinions on coffee origins, grapefruit scent, truckers reappropriating gay rest stops, and (not) caring about alma maters. Plus, Lola takes a …stand on this ep.

Pop Tart Pause:  Eggrolls

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-13259004 Thu, 20 Jul 2023 14:00:00 -0400 2515 2 12 full true GG 211: Secrets and Loans GG 211: Secrets and Loans Original Air Date:
January 22, 2002
BiD Recording Date:
July 3, 2023

No, verbal’s MY thing.
Young Privilege and Parent Privilege got nothin’ on the privilege of watching Nicole Holofcener direct GG! B&D have lived to tell about falling through wood, wearing foreskin mittens, and dealing with peoples’ cryptic statements.  Briana cops to a rare few 80s movie blindspots, pride preventing her to ask for help, and California having seasons. Plus: leh-sure, play-sure, is Emily a real ginger? And: salt! 

Pop Tart Pause:  Fritos

]]> Original Air Date:
January 22, 2002
BiD Recording Date:
July 3, 2023

No, verbal’s MY thing.
Young Privilege and Parent Privilege got nothin’ on the privilege of watching Nicole Holofcener direct GG! B&D have lived to tell about falling through wood, wearing foreskin mittens, and dealing with peoples’ cryptic statements.  Briana cops to a rare few 80s movie blindspots, pride preventing her to ask for help, and California having seasons. Plus: leh-sure, play-sure, is Emily a real ginger? And: salt! 

Pop Tart Pause:  Fritos

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-13154445 Mon, 03 Jul 2023 14:00:00 -0400 3271 2 11 full false GG 210: The Bracebridge Dinner (with Kelcey) GG 210: The Bracebridge Dinner (with Kelcey) Original Air Date:
December 11, 2001
BiD Recording Date:
June 28, 2023

That makes me so mad. And so sad. I’m smad.
Reunition!!! The Alkaline Water Trio make so many connections between GG and KBD: one-way car rentals, slumber parties, rollercoasters, drones, eagles and more. The original BiD-er Kelcey is super prepared to dish with B&D about countries visited, Clara’s sex traffic life, the secret of parenting, silver foxes and sturdy men. Is there such a thing as too much BiD-ing or flirting? NEVER!

Pop Tart Pause:  Beer

]]> Original Air Date:
December 11, 2001
BiD Recording Date:
June 28, 2023

That makes me so mad. And so sad. I’m smad.
Reunition!!! The Alkaline Water Trio make so many connections between GG and KBD: one-way car rentals, slumber parties, rollercoasters, drones, eagles and more. The original BiD-er Kelcey is super prepared to dish with B&D about countries visited, Clara’s sex traffic life, the secret of parenting, silver foxes and sturdy men. Is there such a thing as too much BiD-ing or flirting? NEVER!

Pop Tart Pause:  Beer

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-13127637 Wed, 28 Jun 2023 17:00:00 -0400 3667 2 10 full true GG 209: Run Away, Little Boy GG 209: Run Away, Little Boy Original Air Date:
November 27, 2001
BiD Recording Date:
June 24, 2023

You do.
B&D reminisce about “running away” to Steps of Rome, The River Wild, and HP (Handwriting Privilege) being a curse re: group projects. While Louise emerges as an underrated gem, we say goodbye to Tristan and Paris does drag. Plus, Briana answers the 10 (in)famous James Lipton questions!

Pop Tart Pause: Burritos

]]> Original Air Date:
November 27, 2001
BiD Recording Date:
June 24, 2023

You do.
B&D reminisce about “running away” to Steps of Rome, The River Wild, and HP (Handwriting Privilege) being a curse re: group projects. While Louise emerges as an underrated gem, we say goodbye to Tristan and Paris does drag. Plus, Briana answers the 10 (in)famous James Lipton questions!

Pop Tart Pause: Burritos

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-13100156 Sat, 24 Jun 2023 16:00:00 -0400 2890 2 9 full true GG 208: The Ins and Outs of Inns GG 208: The Ins and Outs of Inns Original Air Date:
November 20, 2001
BiD Recording Date:
June 19, 2023

Hey how dare you walk away from me when I’m being a world class jerk to you?!
There are almost as many bandanas as there are innuendos in this ep, but what else would one expect from B&D and their level of immaTurity? Mischief music, “living” in other countries, and high-stakes two-women scenes are among the topics discussed. A foreskin in the hand is worth two in a bush!

Pop Tart Pause: Tea and Toast

]]> Original Air Date:
November 20, 2001
BiD Recording Date:
June 19, 2023

Hey how dare you walk away from me when I’m being a world class jerk to you?!
There are almost as many bandanas as there are innuendos in this ep, but what else would one expect from B&D and their level of immaTurity? Mischief music, “living” in other countries, and high-stakes two-women scenes are among the topics discussed. A foreskin in the hand is worth two in a bush!

Pop Tart Pause: Tea and Toast

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-13067439 Mon, 19 Jun 2023 12:00:00 -0400 3169 2 8 full true GG 207: Like Mother, Like Daughter GG 207: Like Mother, Like Daughter Original Air Date:
November 13, 2001
BiD Recording Date:
June 5, 2023

Make her Mrs. Backwards Baseball Cap!
GG unleashes a slew of character actresses and autumn decorations on B&D in this loner-shaming episode. The Whole Foods Muffin Twins dismiss guilty pleasures, compare gas tank thresholds, and reminisce on Mariah’s messages and The Babysitters Club. Alone Together.


Pop Tart Pause:  Muffins

]]> Original Air Date:
November 13, 2001
BiD Recording Date:
June 5, 2023

Make her Mrs. Backwards Baseball Cap!
GG unleashes a slew of character actresses and autumn decorations on B&D in this loner-shaming episode. The Whole Foods Muffin Twins dismiss guilty pleasures, compare gas tank thresholds, and reminisce on Mariah’s messages and The Babysitters Club. Alone Together.


Pop Tart Pause:  Muffins

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-12984852 Mon, 05 Jun 2023 19:00:00 -0400 2847 2 7 full true GG 206: Presenting Lorelai Gilmore GG 206: Presenting Lorelai Gilmore Original Air Date:
November 6, 2001
BiD Recording Date:
May 27, 2023

Is there a moratorium on how long ladies are supposed to talk?
B&D have always been documentarians, but it’s only recently that he diagnosed her with ASPergers. They explore Aunt/Uncle titles, childhood sweethearts, Christophers seeking comfiness, and the hooker/teacher divide. This ep is unofficially sponsored by Trader Joe’s!

Pop Tart Pause: French Toast

]]> Original Air Date:
November 6, 2001
BiD Recording Date:
May 27, 2023

Is there a moratorium on how long ladies are supposed to talk?
B&D have always been documentarians, but it’s only recently that he diagnosed her with ASPergers. They explore Aunt/Uncle titles, childhood sweethearts, Christophers seeking comfiness, and the hooker/teacher divide. This ep is unofficially sponsored by Trader Joe’s!

Pop Tart Pause: French Toast

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-12930186 Sat, 27 May 2023 11:00:00 -0400 3110 2 6 full true GG 205: Nick & Nora/Sid& Nancy GG 205: Nick & Nora/Sid& Nancy Original Air Date:
October 30, 2001
BiD Recording Date:
May 20, 2023

I just wanted you to know…I really wanted you to be my stepfather.
Since Danny prefers men with male names, he is not pleased with the debut of brat-boy Jess. Fortunately, Rory’s punctuality and a perfect pond push vindicate the ep! Meanwhile, Briana has grievances of her own: Lorelai overstepping boundaries and Mom Privilege. Are scrunchies actually back?!

Pop Tart Pause: Frosted Flakes

]]> Original Air Date:
October 30, 2001
BiD Recording Date:
May 20, 2023

I just wanted you to know…I really wanted you to be my stepfather.
Since Danny prefers men with male names, he is not pleased with the debut of brat-boy Jess. Fortunately, Rory’s punctuality and a perfect pond push vindicate the ep! Meanwhile, Briana has grievances of her own: Lorelai overstepping boundaries and Mom Privilege. Are scrunchies actually back?!

Pop Tart Pause: Frosted Flakes

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-12885526 Sat, 20 May 2023 12:00:00 -0400 2949 2 5 full true GG 204: The Road Trip to Harvard GG 204: The Road Trip to Harvard Original Air Date:
October 23, 2001
BiD Recording Date:
May 10, 2023

We don’t put things like this on the freakin’ list.
Briana’s own road trip led her to Danny’s couch for another classic ep. Nostalgia runs rampant here: Bri & Lauren Graham’s 2004 Italy run-in, Danny’s 2012 peripheral visit to Harvard, pumpkin scones and dorm life from college days, foldable paper maps, and Nancy Lenehan’s enviable career. Let’s bring back slide shows!

Pop Tart Pause: Turkey Burgers with Lettuce Essence

]]> Original Air Date:
October 23, 2001
BiD Recording Date:
May 10, 2023

We don’t put things like this on the freakin’ list.
Briana’s own road trip led her to Danny’s couch for another classic ep. Nostalgia runs rampant here: Bri & Lauren Graham’s 2004 Italy run-in, Danny’s 2012 peripheral visit to Harvard, pumpkin scones and dorm life from college days, foldable paper maps, and Nancy Lenehan’s enviable career. Let’s bring back slide shows!

Pop Tart Pause: Turkey Burgers with Lettuce Essence

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-12826355 Wed, 10 May 2023 20:00:00 -0400 2796 2 4 full true GG 203: Red Light on the Wedding Night GG 203: Red Light on the Wedding Night Original Air Date:
October 16, 2001
BiD Recording Date:
April 26, 2023

Excuse me sir, you look just like my mother.
Fall 2001, what a time: the movies, the last-minute wedding invitations, the drag foreskinshadowing. B&D gauge the level of lust between Max & Lorelai, dismiss grown men being called “boys,” and wonder just what that new red light symbolizes.

Pop Tart Pause:  Garlic Bread

]]> Original Air Date:
October 16, 2001
BiD Recording Date:
April 26, 2023

Excuse me sir, you look just like my mother.
Fall 2001, what a time: the movies, the last-minute wedding invitations, the drag foreskinshadowing. B&D gauge the level of lust between Max & Lorelai, dismiss grown men being called “boys,” and wonder just what that new red light symbolizes.

Pop Tart Pause:  Garlic Bread

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-12732077 Wed, 26 Apr 2023 20:00:00 -0400 2911 2 3 full true GG 202: Hammers and Veils GG 202: Hammers and Veils Original Air Date:
October 9, 2001
BiD Recording Date:
April 17, 2023

No, I’m just emotional enough.
B&D solidify some new traditions: loosely-connected singing intros and #cancelled (a 2023 inevitability). They have plenty to compare then & now: tv viewing sources, newspapers, web shopping, and the r-word. Timing of events, touching base, and mystery lamps aside, this is a stellar ep - way to step it up, production design and vulnerable Lorelai! 

Pop Tart Pause:  Kit Kat

]]> Original Air Date:
October 9, 2001
BiD Recording Date:
April 17, 2023

No, I’m just emotional enough.
B&D solidify some new traditions: loosely-connected singing intros and #cancelled (a 2023 inevitability). They have plenty to compare then & now: tv viewing sources, newspapers, web shopping, and the r-word. Timing of events, touching base, and mystery lamps aside, this is a stellar ep - way to step it up, production design and vulnerable Lorelai! 

Pop Tart Pause:  Kit Kat

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-12671525 Mon, 17 Apr 2023 22:00:00 -0400 3090 2 2 full true GG 201: Sadie Sadie GG 201: Sadie Sadie Original Air Date:
October 9, 2001
BiD Recording Date:
April 8, 2023

Am I crazy? That’s supposed to be us, right?
Millers Outpost looms large over this season 2 premiere, where red undertones come to light and Luke dresses like a real man. Danny would rather listen to Ben Affleck’s Spanish than cricket sounds, and Briana knows where true happiness really comes from.

Pop Tart Pause: Tater Tots

]]> Original Air Date:
October 9, 2001
BiD Recording Date:
April 8, 2023

Am I crazy? That’s supposed to be us, right?
Millers Outpost looms large over this season 2 premiere, where red undertones come to light and Luke dresses like a real man. Danny would rather listen to Ben Affleck’s Spanish than cricket sounds, and Briana knows where true happiness really comes from.

Pop Tart Pause: Tater Tots

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-12616757 Sun, 09 Apr 2023 15:00:00 -0400 2595 2 1 full true GG 121: Love, Daisies and Troubadors GG 121: Love, Daisies and Troubadors Original Air Date:
May 10, 2001
BiD Recording Date:
April 2, 2023

I’m a witty conversationalist.
B&D close out season 1 contemplating this dramedy’s morningism, realism and (lack of) profanity. There’s talk of milk, Pimms’ lemonade, lockers, guitars, and the catch-all role CMM was hired to play. Plus: more gorgeous, flawlessly-synchronized singing!

Pop Tart Pause:  Corn Flakes

]]> Original Air Date:
May 10, 2001
BiD Recording Date:
April 2, 2023

I’m a witty conversationalist.
B&D close out season 1 contemplating this dramedy’s morningism, realism and (lack of) profanity. There’s talk of milk, Pimms’ lemonade, lockers, guitars, and the catch-all role CMM was hired to play. Plus: more gorgeous, flawlessly-synchronized singing!

Pop Tart Pause:  Corn Flakes

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-12570354 Sun, 02 Apr 2023 16:00:00 -0400 4035 1 21 full true GG 120: P.S. I Lo... GG 120: P.S. I Lo... Original Air Date:
May 3, 2001
BiD Recording Date:
March 10, 2022

She’ll hate you forever. It’s nothing personal.
There’s a lot of inconsistencies and annoyances on this ep of Waiting at the Bus Stop For Rory, but B&D still love it. They find parallels between couples & clothes, dumbfounding pop culture references, and connections to Julia Roberts. 

Pop Tart Pause:  Eggs

]]> Original Air Date:
May 3, 2001
BiD Recording Date:
March 10, 2022

She’ll hate you forever. It’s nothing personal.
There’s a lot of inconsistencies and annoyances on this ep of Waiting at the Bus Stop For Rory, but B&D still love it. They find parallels between couples & clothes, dumbfounding pop culture references, and connections to Julia Roberts. 

Pop Tart Pause:  Eggs

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-12417070 Fri, 10 Mar 2023 19:00:00 -0500 2996 1 20 full true GG 119: Emily in Wonderland GG 119: Emily in Wonderland Original Air Date:
April 26, 2001
BiD Recording Date:
March 1, 2023

Growing up, I wanted to be anywhere but here.
B&D’s Wonderland includes the Luminas, the Alchemys, large heads, and 98 Degrees’ Jeff’s chest. They ponder New England, Luke & Rachel’s origin story, and Rory’s job (?!). Plus: elation, devastation, adaptation, migration, and price negotiation.

Pop Tart Pause:  Ice Cream and Peaches

]]> Original Air Date:
April 26, 2001
BiD Recording Date:
March 1, 2023

Growing up, I wanted to be anywhere but here.
B&D’s Wonderland includes the Luminas, the Alchemys, large heads, and 98 Degrees’ Jeff’s chest. They ponder New England, Luke & Rachel’s origin story, and Rory’s job (?!). Plus: elation, devastation, adaptation, migration, and price negotiation.

Pop Tart Pause:  Ice Cream and Peaches

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-12365809 Thu, 02 Mar 2023 23:00:00 -0500 3048 1 19 full true GG 118: The Third Lorelai GG 118: The Third Lorelai Original Air Date:
March 22, 2001
BiD Recording Date:
February 25, 2023

We want Rory to be whatever kind of man she wants to be.
Briana takes a break from Shameless to disapprove of ownership and the word ‘kiss,’ but celebrate JLo’s TikTok humanization and her man’s Valentines successes. Danny has his own word-disapproval list (‘question,’ ‘mom’) and misses magazines. Fat Friend: it’s a state of mind. 

Pop Tart Pause:  Tea

]]> Original Air Date:
March 22, 2001
BiD Recording Date:
February 25, 2023

We want Rory to be whatever kind of man she wants to be.
Briana takes a break from Shameless to disapprove of ownership and the word ‘kiss,’ but celebrate JLo’s TikTok humanization and her man’s Valentines successes. Danny has his own word-disapproval list (‘question,’ ‘mom’) and misses magazines. Fat Friend: it’s a state of mind. 

Pop Tart Pause:  Tea

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-12326625 Sat, 25 Feb 2023 14:00:00 -0500 3635 1 18 full true GG 117: The Breakup Part 2 GG 117: The Breakup Part 2 Original Air Date:
March 15, 2001
BiD Recording Date:
February 19, 2023

He’s not my boyfriend anymore. Because he didn’t wanna be.
B&D head to Wallow’s Hollow together in person for this jingle-heavy BiD.  As Lorelai has endless questions (like D) and Rory goes into action (like B), they celebrate true female friends, finishing each other’s sentences, shirtless Max, and having a dude (in your) box. The Whore-Body Workout: it’ll have you 🎵 workin’ like a farmer…. 🎶 

Pop Tart Pause: Chocolate Chip Pancakes

]]> Original Air Date:
March 15, 2001
BiD Recording Date:
February 19, 2023

He’s not my boyfriend anymore. Because he didn’t wanna be.
B&D head to Wallow’s Hollow together in person for this jingle-heavy BiD.  As Lorelai has endless questions (like D) and Rory goes into action (like B), they celebrate true female friends, finishing each other’s sentences, shirtless Max, and having a dude (in your) box. The Whore-Body Workout: it’ll have you 🎵 workin’ like a farmer…. 🎶 

Pop Tart Pause: Chocolate Chip Pancakes

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-12283304 Sun, 19 Feb 2023 12:00:00 -0500 2814 1 17 full true GG 116: Star-Crossed Lovers and Other Strangers GG 116: Star-Crossed Lovers and Other Strangers Original Air Date:
March 8, 2001
BiD Recording Date:
February 11, 2023

You are full of hate and loathing and I gotta tell you, I love it.
In the Quiet Village of Stars Hollow, B&D discuss the Gellar-Gilmore alphabetic proximity, Luke’s 2001 goatee, and Lorelai’s acceptable use of the word “daddy.” In Real Life, they wonder why modern teens look like whores and housing-challenged, hope for head-on-lap/shoulder intimacy, and own their THP!

Pop Tart Pause: Meatball

]]> Original Air Date:
March 8, 2001
BiD Recording Date:
February 11, 2023

You are full of hate and loathing and I gotta tell you, I love it.
In the Quiet Village of Stars Hollow, B&D discuss the Gellar-Gilmore alphabetic proximity, Luke’s 2001 goatee, and Lorelai’s acceptable use of the word “daddy.” In Real Life, they wonder why modern teens look like whores and housing-challenged, hope for head-on-lap/shoulder intimacy, and own their THP!

Pop Tart Pause: Meatball

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-12230693 Sat, 11 Feb 2023 11:00:00 -0500 3129 1 16 full true GG 115: Christopher Returns GG 115: Christopher Returns Original Air Date:
March 1, 2001
BiD Recording Date:
February 4, 2023

Better than most, not as good as some…and annoyed by all.
Not only does Christopher return, but he makes a tidal wave of a splash in this porous episode. Lorelai shows maturity, Gaylor cruises, and Rory is such a PAL. There’s BiD-ing about headband security, coma pregnancies, people bringing out different qualities in you, and even a round of fuck-marry-kill. B&D: we talk shit because we care!

Pop Tart Pause: Biscotti

]]> Original Air Date:
March 1, 2001
BiD Recording Date:
February 4, 2023

Better than most, not as good as some…and annoyed by all.
Not only does Christopher return, but he makes a tidal wave of a splash in this porous episode. Lorelai shows maturity, Gaylor cruises, and Rory is such a PAL. There’s BiD-ing about headband security, coma pregnancies, people bringing out different qualities in you, and even a round of fuck-marry-kill. B&D: we talk shit because we care!

Pop Tart Pause: Biscotti

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-12183459 Sat, 04 Feb 2023 16:00:00 -0500 2931 1 15 full true GG 114: That Damn Donna Reed GG 114: That Damn Donna Reed Original Air Date:
February 22, 2001
BiD Recording Date:
January 29, 2023

He’s the male lead in every story you tell.
As the Town Troubador makes his debut, Briana hates low pony tails but loves orders to take a shirt off; Danny values gelatin pills and magazine clippings. If only B&D could “stop by and BiD” in the morning before work, the way characters on TV do!

Pop Tart Pause: Lime Jell-o

]]> Original Air Date:
February 22, 2001
BiD Recording Date:
January 29, 2023

He’s the male lead in every story you tell.
As the Town Troubador makes his debut, Briana hates low pony tails but loves orders to take a shirt off; Danny values gelatin pills and magazine clippings. If only B&D could “stop by and BiD” in the morning before work, the way characters on TV do!

Pop Tart Pause: Lime Jell-o

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-12140012 Sun, 29 Jan 2023 13:00:00 -0500 3046 1 14 full true GG 113: Concert Interruptus GG 113: Concert Interruptus Original Air Date:
February 15, 2001
BiD Recording Date:
January 21, 2023

I think this might be the best night of my life.
Concentrated timeline inconsistencies and limited onscreen food aside, Briana considers this a classic GG ep. Rory and Lorelai both get their boss-bitch moments, Danny isn’t on the CMM bandwagon, and Bri endorses Beis.

Pop Tart Pause: Gum

]]> Original Air Date:
February 15, 2001
BiD Recording Date:
January 21, 2023

I think this might be the best night of my life.
Concentrated timeline inconsistencies and limited onscreen food aside, Briana considers this a classic GG ep. Rory and Lorelai both get their boss-bitch moments, Danny isn’t on the CMM bandwagon, and Bri endorses Beis.

Pop Tart Pause: Gum

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-12090495 Sat, 21 Jan 2023 14:00:00 -0500 3110 1 13 full true GG 112: Double Date GG 112: Double Date Original Air Date:
January 18, 2001
BiD Recording Date:
January 12, 2022

I don’t want Lane to turn out like you either!
TDRs and Rain Man rambles pop up like carrots throughout this duo-heavy ep. Danny twins with Lorelai (statistically) and schools Briana on WB superiority; Bri remembers all the many men who were in love with her. ‘Will they or won’t they’ hum a new La La…?

Pop Tart Pause:  Carrots

]]> Original Air Date:
January 18, 2001
BiD Recording Date:
January 12, 2022

I don’t want Lane to turn out like you either!
TDRs and Rain Man rambles pop up like carrots throughout this duo-heavy ep. Danny twins with Lorelai (statistically) and schools Briana on WB superiority; Bri remembers all the many men who were in love with her. ‘Will they or won’t they’ hum a new La La…?

Pop Tart Pause:  Carrots

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-12034163 Thu, 12 Jan 2023 21:00:00 -0500 2570 1 12 full true GG 111: Paris is Burning GG 111: Paris is Burning Original Air Date:
January 11, 2001
BiD Recording Date:
January 2, 2022

You’re missing me right now.
It’s Cookie Time for B&D, as they defend abandoned dogs, punctuality, and spreading the word that life’s not fair. There’s Stall Talk, breakfast in bed for Bri, and that unforgettable stinger of a line from Lorelai to Sookie. No tearless sniffling allowed!

Pop Tart Pause: Cookies

]]> Original Air Date:
January 11, 2001
BiD Recording Date:
January 2, 2022

You’re missing me right now.
It’s Cookie Time for B&D, as they defend abandoned dogs, punctuality, and spreading the word that life’s not fair. There’s Stall Talk, breakfast in bed for Bri, and that unforgettable stinger of a line from Lorelai to Sookie. No tearless sniffling allowed!

Pop Tart Pause: Cookies

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-11965300 Mon, 02 Jan 2023 12:00:00 -0500 2717 1 11 full true GG 110: Forgiveness and Stuff GG 110: Forgiveness and Stuff Original Airdate:
December 21, 2000
BiD Recording Date:
December 17, 2022

Has he called?
I told him not to.
Did he listen?
No.
Good boy.
Thornback Briana is as unprepared as ever, but pulls through with Helen Keller-like tenacity to praise bit parts, flirtation and Primo Patterson. Danny detests after-the-fact celebrations, but loves scenes where the moment just…passes you by.

Pop Tart Pause: Ranch and Lettuce

]]> Original Airdate:
December 21, 2000
BiD Recording Date:
December 17, 2022

Has he called?
I told him not to.
Did he listen?
No.
Good boy.
Thornback Briana is as unprepared as ever, but pulls through with Helen Keller-like tenacity to praise bit parts, flirtation and Primo Patterson. Danny detests after-the-fact celebrations, but loves scenes where the moment just…passes you by.

Pop Tart Pause: Ranch and Lettuce

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-11889776 Sat, 17 Dec 2022 16:00:00 -0500 2509 1 10 full true GG 109: Rory's Dance GG 109: Rory's Dance Original Air Date:
December 20, 2000
BiD Recording Date:
November 30, 2022

Cause I’ll kill you, IDIOT!
Dean is so much more than his Tall Privilege, as B&D explore over Emily’s surprisingly decent banana toast. They question Blanches, people popping by for 30 seconds, candlestick costs, and the influence of Lorelai’s pills. And for some nostalgia: “Fade Into You,” “No Air,” and Briana’s repeated epiphany about Patty’s youthful beauty.

Pop Tart Pause: Mashed Banana Toast

]]> Original Air Date:
December 20, 2000
BiD Recording Date:
November 30, 2022

Cause I’ll kill you, IDIOT!
Dean is so much more than his Tall Privilege, as B&D explore over Emily’s surprisingly decent banana toast. They question Blanches, people popping by for 30 seconds, candlestick costs, and the influence of Lorelai’s pills. And for some nostalgia: “Fade Into You,” “No Air,” and Briana’s repeated epiphany about Patty’s youthful beauty.

Pop Tart Pause: Mashed Banana Toast

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-11793297 Wed, 30 Nov 2022 20:00:00 -0500 2470 1 9 full true GG 108: Love and War and Snow GG 108: Love and War and Snow Original Air Date:
December 14, 2000
BiD Recording Date:
November 16, 2022

Don’t be sorry. Be here.
Newfound Enemies B&D can agree on a few items: good/gross hot dogs, Lane’s friendship expectations, and Max being a legitimate “love” for Lorelai. Come for the snow; stay for the emotional La La #14 and Scott P’s face acting. 

Pop Tart Pause: Tea

]]> Original Air Date:
December 14, 2000
BiD Recording Date:
November 16, 2022

Don’t be sorry. Be here.
Newfound Enemies B&D can agree on a few items: good/gross hot dogs, Lane’s friendship expectations, and Max being a legitimate “love” for Lorelai. Come for the snow; stay for the emotional La La #14 and Scott P’s face acting. 

Pop Tart Pause: Tea

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-11710841 Wed, 16 Nov 2022 20:00:00 -0500 2694 1 8 full true GG 107: Kiss and Tell GG 107: Kiss and Tell Original Air Date:
November 16, 2000
BiD Recording Date:
November 9, 2022

So you passed the need for an actual person to talk to several minutes ago?Lorelai’s umpteenth laundry mishap pushes Danny to come clean about a 20 year old secret. B&D mull teens saying “sexy,” the price of snacks at Doose’s, and the confusing design of Casa de Gilmore in this smooch-centered episode.

Pop Tart Pause: Popcorn

]]> Original Air Date:
November 16, 2000
BiD Recording Date:
November 9, 2022

So you passed the need for an actual person to talk to several minutes ago?Lorelai’s umpteenth laundry mishap pushes Danny to come clean about a 20 year old secret. B&D mull teens saying “sexy,” the price of snacks at Doose’s, and the confusing design of Casa de Gilmore in this smooch-centered episode.

Pop Tart Pause: Popcorn

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-11666570 Wed, 09 Nov 2022 20:00:00 -0500 2446 1 9 full true GG 106: Rory's Birthday Parties GG 106: Rory's Birthday Parties Original Air Date:
November 9, 2000
BiD Recording Date:
November 5, 2022

It was weird for me back then.
B&D mourn the loss of their beloved Ploy 2 - its closing deserves the biggest Raspberry of all time. Rory turns 16 (again?) while oozing chemistry with Dean, Lorelai re-establishes her co-dependency, and Paris shows humanity. Life is so full of all kinds of surprises…

Pop Tart Pause: Raspberries

]]> Original Air Date:
November 9, 2000
BiD Recording Date:
November 5, 2022

It was weird for me back then.
B&D mourn the loss of their beloved Ploy 2 - its closing deserves the biggest Raspberry of all time. Rory turns 16 (again?) while oozing chemistry with Dean, Lorelai re-establishes her co-dependency, and Paris shows humanity. Life is so full of all kinds of surprises…

Pop Tart Pause: Raspberries

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-11636244 Sat, 05 Nov 2022 15:00:00 -0400 2804 1 6 full true GG 105: Cinnamon's Wake GG 105: Cinnamon's Wake Original Air Date:
November 2, 2000
BiD Recording Date:
October 25, 2022

You can put anything in that mouth that you want.
Lorelai and Max pull a B&D “maybe” meeting in this episode where men know what they want and how to communicate! We love our pets, we don’t love pouty faces, and are Babette and Maury one of the all-time great love stories? #notsomuchme. 

Pop Tart Pause: Muffins

]]> Original Air Date:
November 2, 2000
BiD Recording Date:
October 25, 2022

You can put anything in that mouth that you want.
Lorelai and Max pull a B&D “maybe” meeting in this episode where men know what they want and how to communicate! We love our pets, we don’t love pouty faces, and are Babette and Maury one of the all-time great love stories? #notsomuchme. 

Pop Tart Pause: Muffins

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-11569402 Tue, 25 Oct 2022 20:00:00 -0400 2866 1 5 full true GG 104: The Deer Hunters (with Simone) GG 104: The Deer Hunters (with Simone) Original Air Date:
October 26, 2000
BiD Recording Date:
October 15, 2022

I hate it when I’m an idiot and I don’t know it.
Eternal MVP Simone is ready to BiD GG with her classic savvy insights! B&D swoon over Max, while mother-daughter tuck-ins are more Simone’s speed. There’s Tall Privilege, criminally empty fridge doors, non-green Lorelai, and a Sound of Music sing-along. 

Pop Tart Pause: Potato Chips

]]> Original Air Date:
October 26, 2000
BiD Recording Date:
October 15, 2022

I hate it when I’m an idiot and I don’t know it.
Eternal MVP Simone is ready to BiD GG with her classic savvy insights! B&D swoon over Max, while mother-daughter tuck-ins are more Simone’s speed. There’s Tall Privilege, criminally empty fridge doors, non-green Lorelai, and a Sound of Music sing-along. 

Pop Tart Pause: Potato Chips

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-11505867 Sat, 15 Oct 2022 16:00:00 -0400 2856 1 4 full true GG 103: Kill Me Now GG 103: Kill Me Now Original Air Date:
October 19, 2000
BiD Recording Date:
October 5, 2022

They’re upstairs gathering dust, with your mother’s potential.
B&D are brought to life by an episode exploring the ups & downs of parents & offspring - and although they only have children by proxy, they have opinions. Nostril acting, twins talk, golf walk, at-the-ready bottled water, forehead kissing, and the dearly-missed Once & Again are all explored over cake.

Pop Tart Pause: Chocolate Cake

]]> Original Air Date:
October 19, 2000
BiD Recording Date:
October 5, 2022

They’re upstairs gathering dust, with your mother’s potential.
B&D are brought to life by an episode exploring the ups & downs of parents & offspring - and although they only have children by proxy, they have opinions. Nostril acting, twins talk, golf walk, at-the-ready bottled water, forehead kissing, and the dearly-missed Once & Again are all explored over cake.

Pop Tart Pause: Chocolate Cake

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-11447049 Wed, 05 Oct 2022 20:00:00 -0400 2662 1 3 full true GG 102: The Lorelai's First Day at Chilton GG 102: The Lorelai's First Day at Chilton Original Air Date:
October 12, 2000
BiD Recording Date:
October 1, 2022

Pizza for your thoughts?
Newly-crowned Rodeo Queen Briana is ready to take us through a day of not working for Lorelai. We say Bonjour to Paris, recall our Cafe 101 Domain, and ponder the history of “Mary.” Danny is thrilled to add 3 new “La las” to the playlist!

Pop Tart Pause: Peaches

]]> Original Air Date:
October 12, 2000
BiD Recording Date:
October 1, 2022

Pizza for your thoughts?
Newly-crowned Rodeo Queen Briana is ready to take us through a day of not working for Lorelai. We say Bonjour to Paris, recall our Cafe 101 Domain, and ponder the history of “Mary.” Danny is thrilled to add 3 new “La las” to the playlist!

Pop Tart Pause: Peaches

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-11447042 Wed, 05 Oct 2022 20:00:00 -0400 2995 1 2 full true GG 101: Pilot GG 101: Pilot Original Air Date:
October 5, 2000
BiD Recording Date:
September 22, 2022

Boys don’t like funny girls.
On the day 22 years ago when Danny witnessed Briana become a crier, Gilmore girls came into the world. B&D kick off this new BiD era as Pilot Inconsistency Police, but still are entertained by a green-but-great Alexis Bledel, Lorelai’s “job,” Bitchy Canadian and Sassy Sookie, money blindness, jeeps, missing mascara, fore(skin)shadowing, uneaten food, a lot of Macy Gray, and instant L&L chemistry. Ooh, and a new tradition pop(tart)s up!

Pop Tart Pause: Cinnamon Brown Sugar Pop Tart Bites

]]> Original Air Date:
October 5, 2000
BiD Recording Date:
September 22, 2022

Boys don’t like funny girls.
On the day 22 years ago when Danny witnessed Briana become a crier, Gilmore girls came into the world. B&D kick off this new BiD era as Pilot Inconsistency Police, but still are entertained by a green-but-great Alexis Bledel, Lorelai’s “job,” Bitchy Canadian and Sassy Sookie, money blindness, jeeps, missing mascara, fore(skin)shadowing, uneaten food, a lot of Macy Gray, and instant L&L chemistry. Ooh, and a new tradition pop(tart)s up!

Pop Tart Pause: Cinnamon Brown Sugar Pop Tart Bites

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-11447025 Wed, 05 Oct 2022 20:00:00 -0400 2874 1 1 full true 6FU 512: Everyone's Waiting 6FU 512: Everyone's Waiting Original Air Date:
August 21, 2005
BID Recording Date:
September 3, 2022

You can’t take a picture of this. It’s already gone.
E4. B&D give one last mega-BiD for the life-affirming experience that is this series finale. Oh, the gifts it brings: naked Ted, luminous tearful Claire, Vanessa’s ckloze, surprise hunk Olivier, PK’s serene smile (and one more shirtless scene!), happy-gay-lucky David, Brenda as a woman and a mother, and Frances C’s magnum opus. As Claire embarks on the drive of a lifetime, B&D feel utter gratitude for this miraculous experience that gave us life. 

]]> Original Air Date:
August 21, 2005
BID Recording Date:
September 3, 2022

You can’t take a picture of this. It’s already gone.
E4. B&D give one last mega-BiD for the life-affirming experience that is this series finale. Oh, the gifts it brings: naked Ted, luminous tearful Claire, Vanessa’s ckloze, surprise hunk Olivier, PK’s serene smile (and one more shirtless scene!), happy-gay-lucky David, Brenda as a woman and a mother, and Frances C’s magnum opus. As Claire embarks on the drive of a lifetime, B&D feel utter gratitude for this miraculous experience that gave us life. 

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-11254100 Sat, 03 Sep 2022 13:00:00 -0400 6156 5 12 full true 6FU 511: Static 6FU 511: Static Original Air Date:
August 14, 2005
BID Recording Date:
August 19, 2022

Why not be happy while you’re here?
B&D are soaking up every moment they can in this penultimate masterpiece. Briana is digging Dead Nate, Claire-ella Deville, Lovable George,  and Father of the Year Keith. Danny can’t get enough of Claire’s head-shaking, fast food in cars, Kate/Cate comparisons, and Brenda’s unique way of speaking. All this plus Smitty! MCH’s first wife! More singing! Briana getting abandoned in the hills! “Good for them” incest!

*No Shirtless Nate #28*

]]> Original Air Date:
August 14, 2005
BID Recording Date:
August 19, 2022

Why not be happy while you’re here?
B&D are soaking up every moment they can in this penultimate masterpiece. Briana is digging Dead Nate, Claire-ella Deville, Lovable George,  and Father of the Year Keith. Danny can’t get enough of Claire’s head-shaking, fast food in cars, Kate/Cate comparisons, and Brenda’s unique way of speaking. All this plus Smitty! MCH’s first wife! More singing! Briana getting abandoned in the hills! “Good for them” incest!

*No Shirtless Nate #28*

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-11169086 Sat, 20 Aug 2022 01:00:00 -0400 3858 5 11 full true 6FU 510: All Alone 6FU 510: All Alone Original Air Date:
August 7, 2005
BID Recording Date:
August 13, 2022

What is this, some sort of Quaker thing? You fuck someone’s husband to death and then bring them a quiche?
B&D cannot be all alone in believing this is a perfect episode - and not just because of that musical love letter of a Claire/Ted car scene that was produced specially for them. I mean…we get female friends being the best, George finally stepping up, Brenda and Rico’s only scene together ever, Sarah reading Rumi, cathartic participatory shoveling, and RG giving a master class in “heartbreaking.” All Alone is indeed All We Are. 

]]> Original Air Date:
August 7, 2005
BID Recording Date:
August 13, 2022

What is this, some sort of Quaker thing? You fuck someone’s husband to death and then bring them a quiche?
B&D cannot be all alone in believing this is a perfect episode - and not just because of that musical love letter of a Claire/Ted car scene that was produced specially for them. I mean…we get female friends being the best, George finally stepping up, Brenda and Rico’s only scene together ever, Sarah reading Rumi, cathartic participatory shoveling, and RG giving a master class in “heartbreaking.” All Alone is indeed All We Are. 

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-11131979 Sat, 13 Aug 2022 12:00:00 -0400 4070 5 10 full true 6FU 509: Ecotone (with Carlo) 6FU 509: Ecotone (with Carlo) Original Air Date:
July 31, 2005
BID Recording Date:
August 6, 2022

It’s nice to be quiet with someone.
It’s lovely (seriously!) to have Carlo back one last time for this pivotal episode. He has something very specific in common with Anthony, Briana wants a subway shoulder, and Danny wants to put an end to “fo-ward.” Between Badass Brenda, David’s 5 o’clock shadow (and beach bum persona!), Ted’s welcome chime-ins, Claire’s ugly crying, the Emancipation of Ruth, and that game-changing dual-dream - this is peak 6FU.

]]> Original Air Date:
July 31, 2005
BID Recording Date:
August 6, 2022

It’s nice to be quiet with someone.
It’s lovely (seriously!) to have Carlo back one last time for this pivotal episode. He has something very specific in common with Anthony, Briana wants a subway shoulder, and Danny wants to put an end to “fo-ward.” Between Badass Brenda, David’s 5 o’clock shadow (and beach bum persona!), Ted’s welcome chime-ins, Claire’s ugly crying, the Emancipation of Ruth, and that game-changing dual-dream - this is peak 6FU.

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-11091144 Sat, 06 Aug 2022 13:00:00 -0400 4597 5 9 full true 6FU 508: Singing For Our Lives 6FU 508: Singing For Our Lives Original Air Date:
July 24, 2005
BID Recording Date:
August 3, 2022

You’re just using this as an excuse to distance yourself from me and this baby because you’re scared and you don’t know what to do.
Briana appreciates Jimmy’s lollipop, Nate’s eye roll, and her parents’ meanness. Danny cherishes every word and expression Rachel Griffiths produced. But what can B&D do without? Referring to groups as “friends,” awful Anita, and Maggie’s unnecessary boob airtime.  Narm!

]]> Original Air Date:
July 24, 2005
BID Recording Date:
August 3, 2022

You’re just using this as an excuse to distance yourself from me and this baby because you’re scared and you don’t know what to do.
Briana appreciates Jimmy’s lollipop, Nate’s eye roll, and her parents’ meanness. Danny cherishes every word and expression Rachel Griffiths produced. But what can B&D do without? Referring to groups as “friends,” awful Anita, and Maggie’s unnecessary boob airtime.  Narm!

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-11078731 Wed, 03 Aug 2022 19:00:00 -0400 4640 5 8 full true 6FU 507: The Silence 6FU 507: The Silence Original Air Date:
July 17, 2005
BID Recording Date:
July 20, 2022

I know. You bring it up once a week.
B&D have come so far…and yet are in the same vehicular place. They connect over not wanting to go out with co-workers, and Briana finally gives Brenda the full kudos that Danny has been preaching she so deserves. Oh, and Ted comes in to sex up the BiD-ing. 😍

*No Shirtless Nate #27*

]]> Original Air Date:
July 17, 2005
BID Recording Date:
July 20, 2022

I know. You bring it up once a week.
B&D have come so far…and yet are in the same vehicular place. They connect over not wanting to go out with co-workers, and Briana finally gives Brenda the full kudos that Danny has been preaching she so deserves. Oh, and Ted comes in to sex up the BiD-ing. 😍

*No Shirtless Nate #27*

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-11002574 Wed, 20 Jul 2022 20:00:00 -0400 3587 5 7 full true 6FU 506 Part 2: The Rainbow of Her Reasons (with Simone) 6FU 506 Part 2: The Rainbow of Her Reasons (with Simone) Original Air Date:
July 10, 2005
BID Recording Date:
July 15, 2022

I loved you. You loved me. That was a good thing. Now it’s changed.
Simone could not care less about 2 magical musical moments that have been giving B&D goosebumps for years. Fortunately, B&D are happy to amuse themselves in all their morning talk show glory. Briana requests a bong seance after her death, Danny accidentally creates an updated PC term, and Wylder delivers an impromptu junior-BiD.

]]> Original Air Date:
July 10, 2005
BID Recording Date:
July 15, 2022

I loved you. You loved me. That was a good thing. Now it’s changed.
Simone could not care less about 2 magical musical moments that have been giving B&D goosebumps for years. Fortunately, B&D are happy to amuse themselves in all their morning talk show glory. Briana requests a bong seance after her death, Danny accidentally creates an updated PC term, and Wylder delivers an impromptu junior-BiD.

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-10969916 Fri, 15 Jul 2022 22:00:00 -0400 1941 5 6 full true 6FU 506 Part 1: The Rainbow of Her Reasons (with Simone) 6FU 506 Part 1: The Rainbow of Her Reasons (with Simone) Original Air Date:
July 10, 2005
BID Recording Date:
July 15, 2022

Shit goes around because there is evil in the world - like me.
Fresh off a momentous visit to the Fisher house, B&D circle the wagon by bringing non-origin family member Simone on for one last BiD. She isn’t a fan of interview clothes or Keith in general, but applauds Brenda’s hair. Yeah baby!

]]> Original Air Date:
July 10, 2005
BID Recording Date:
July 15, 2022

Shit goes around because there is evil in the world - like me.
Fresh off a momentous visit to the Fisher house, B&D circle the wagon by bringing non-origin family member Simone on for one last BiD. She isn’t a fan of interview clothes or Keith in general, but applauds Brenda’s hair. Yeah baby!

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-10969910 Fri, 15 Jul 2022 22:00:00 -0400 2197 5 6 full true 6FU 505: Eat a Peach 6FU 505: Eat a Peach Original Air Date:
July 4, 2005
BID Recording Date:
July 4, 2022

Danny would want there to be food.
On multiple anniversaries, B&D muse about potential last meals and not getting in any scuffles as children. She disapproves of “mummy,” he loathes electronic Herbie Hancock, and they both encourage only sincere apologizing.

*No Shirtless Nate #26*

]]> Original Air Date:
July 4, 2005
BID Recording Date:
July 4, 2022

Danny would want there to be food.
On multiple anniversaries, B&D muse about potential last meals and not getting in any scuffles as children. She disapproves of “mummy,” he loathes electronic Herbie Hancock, and they both encourage only sincere apologizing.

*No Shirtless Nate #26*

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-10904283 Mon, 04 Jul 2022 19:00:00 -0400 3767 5 5 full true 6FU 504: Time Flies (with Jon) 6FU 504: Time Flies (with Jon) Original Air Date:
June 27, 2005
BID Recording Date:
June 28, 2022

This is not about you!!!
Aloha Jon! B&D have opinions as 40 year olds for this b’day ep - about wanting your man to want to do something, being incapable of wearing clothes, seed vs. cum, Modern Family prequel, Fisher Domestication, and being present while you can. But Jon earns his keep with savvy Billy/Brenda insights and disapproval of a bird-er. Now if he can just get on board with Gilmore girls…

]]> Original Air Date:
June 27, 2005
BID Recording Date:
June 28, 2022

This is not about you!!!
Aloha Jon! B&D have opinions as 40 year olds for this b’day ep - about wanting your man to want to do something, being incapable of wearing clothes, seed vs. cum, Modern Family prequel, Fisher Domestication, and being present while you can. But Jon earns his keep with savvy Billy/Brenda insights and disapproval of a bird-er. Now if he can just get on board with Gilmore girls…

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-10872660 Tue, 28 Jun 2022 17:00:00 -0400 3995 5 4 full true 6FU 503: Hold My Hand 6FU 503: Hold My Hand Original Air Date:
June 20, 2005
BID Recording Date:
June 25, 2022

How am I supposed to move to Europe and ripen when you won’t give me my money?
From her home in Stars Hollow, Briana applauds the realistic intimacy between George and Maya as well as David and Keith, while Danny contemplates a drug-induced eating disorder. B&D look forward to using “I might be dead then” as an excuse and do some great singing that Hootie, Gaga and The Beatles only wish they could match.

*No Shirtless Nate #25*

]]> Original Air Date:
June 20, 2005
BID Recording Date:
June 25, 2022

How am I supposed to move to Europe and ripen when you won’t give me my money?
From her home in Stars Hollow, Briana applauds the realistic intimacy between George and Maya as well as David and Keith, while Danny contemplates a drug-induced eating disorder. B&D look forward to using “I might be dead then” as an excuse and do some great singing that Hootie, Gaga and The Beatles only wish they could match.

*No Shirtless Nate #25*

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-10853471 Sat, 25 Jun 2022 13:00:00 -0400 3853 5 3 full true 6FU 502: Dancing For Me 6FU 502: Dancing For Me Original Air Date:
June 13, 2005
BID Recording Date:
June 19, 2022

Would you change anything - like who you’re with or what you do or what kind of person you are? ‘Cause if you would, do it now.
Briana is far from “home” in Norway, but right at home using quotes; explaining hetero sex; and soapboxing about hypothetical grandkids, empathy being contingent on fathering a daughter, and strawberry supremacy. Meanwhile, Danny settles some unfinished business, comes out as anti-red, and is thankful for the intimacy of longtime friends that Nate will never know.

]]> Original Air Date:
June 13, 2005
BID Recording Date:
June 19, 2022

Would you change anything - like who you’re with or what you do or what kind of person you are? ‘Cause if you would, do it now.
Briana is far from “home” in Norway, but right at home using quotes; explaining hetero sex; and soapboxing about hypothetical grandkids, empathy being contingent on fathering a daughter, and strawberry supremacy. Meanwhile, Danny settles some unfinished business, comes out as anti-red, and is thankful for the intimacy of longtime friends that Nate will never know.

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-10818421 Sun, 19 Jun 2022 15:00:00 -0400 4457 5 2 full true 6FU 501: A Coat of White Primer 6FU 501: A Coat of White Primer Original Air Date:
June 6, 2005
BID Recording Date:
June 4, 2022

Maybe not being a wife or mother isn’t the worst thing.
5 seasons in, these characters have grown and changed immensely…but fortunately for B&D, some things haven’t changed: quality sibling scenes, Nate & Brenda’s undeniable connection, luminous Claire and marvelous Margaret, PK’s astounding crying, Danny’s list-BiDs, and Briana’s dedication to pizza.

*No Shirtless Nate #24*

]]> Original Air Date:
June 6, 2005
BID Recording Date:
June 4, 2022

Maybe not being a wife or mother isn’t the worst thing.
5 seasons in, these characters have grown and changed immensely…but fortunately for B&D, some things haven’t changed: quality sibling scenes, Nate & Brenda’s undeniable connection, luminous Claire and marvelous Margaret, PK’s astounding crying, Danny’s list-BiDs, and Briana’s dedication to pizza.

*No Shirtless Nate #24*

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-10738036 Sun, 05 Jun 2022 01:00:00 -0400 4380 5 1 full true 6FU 412: Untitled (with Carlo) 6FU 412: Untitled (with Carlo) Original Air Date:
September 12, 2004
BID Recording Date:
May 29, 2022

You can do anything, you lucky bastard, you’re alive! What’s a little pain compared to that?
Carlo is back to hear Briana neutralize pregnant women/David’s plight and speak with authority on being a father/being gay. Danny is jealous of Maya’s charmed life, and no one is a fan of the “daddy” talk or coked-up Claire, even if she is rocking a side pony (and maybe sleeping her way to the top?!). CBD may never get answers to all their Hoyt/Lisa questions, but they do get a visceral Diaz scene and a flawless David/Nathaniel season closer.

]]> Original Air Date:
September 12, 2004
BID Recording Date:
May 29, 2022

You can do anything, you lucky bastard, you’re alive! What’s a little pain compared to that?
Carlo is back to hear Briana neutralize pregnant women/David’s plight and speak with authority on being a father/being gay. Danny is jealous of Maya’s charmed life, and no one is a fan of the “daddy” talk or coked-up Claire, even if she is rocking a side pony (and maybe sleeping her way to the top?!). CBD may never get answers to all their Hoyt/Lisa questions, but they do get a visceral Diaz scene and a flawless David/Nathaniel season closer.

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-10701852 Sun, 29 May 2022 15:00:00 -0400 4854 4 12 full true 6FU 411: Bomb Shelter 6FU 411: Bomb Shelter Original Air Date:
August 29, 2004
BID Recording Date:
May 27, 2022

Don’t tell the boys.
B&D are again somewhat divided on Brenda’s path, but united on eating a sammy you paid good money for. They reflect on Y2K shenanigans, respect Olivier’s hospital objectification of Margaret, and bow down to the power of Keith’s penis.

]]> Original Air Date:
August 29, 2004
BID Recording Date:
May 27, 2022

Don’t tell the boys.
B&D are again somewhat divided on Brenda’s path, but united on eating a sammy you paid good money for. They reflect on Y2K shenanigans, respect Olivier’s hospital objectification of Margaret, and bow down to the power of Keith’s penis.

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-10694948 Fri, 27 May 2022 20:00:00 -0400 3366 4 11 full true 6FU 410: The Black Forest 6FU 410: The Black Forest Original Air Date:
August 22, 2004
BID Recording Date:
May 23, 2022

I’m so much happier when I’m high.
Live from her bathroom, it’s Briana! She doesn’t approve of Nate and Brenda’s renewed relationship (again) but gives Maya’s hair-lightening two thumbs up. Danny applauds Claire’s dancing and bubbler, but does not need Brenda’s over-the-top nonsense about straws and planes. By the end, B&D can’t keep track of anyone’s names - real or fictional.

*No Shirtless Nate #23*

]]> Original Air Date:
August 22, 2004
BID Recording Date:
May 23, 2022

I’m so much happier when I’m high.
Live from her bathroom, it’s Briana! She doesn’t approve of Nate and Brenda’s renewed relationship (again) but gives Maya’s hair-lightening two thumbs up. Danny applauds Claire’s dancing and bubbler, but does not need Brenda’s over-the-top nonsense about straws and planes. By the end, B&D can’t keep track of anyone’s names - real or fictional.

*No Shirtless Nate #23*

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-10670816 Mon, 23 May 2022 23:00:00 -0400 2538 4 10 full true 6FU 409: Grinding the Corn 6FU 409: Grinding the Corn Original Air Date:
August 15, 2004
BID Recording Date:
May 13, 2022

He’s not here.
So much Body Talk for B&D: Nate’s chest hair, Claire’s curtain bangs, Brenda’s up do, and more vagina analysis than you can imagine. Briana aligns with Bettina’s travel insights and Keith’s pizza culture, while Danny applauds PK’s child-acting and the journey of Brenda. 

]]> Original Air Date:
August 15, 2004
BID Recording Date:
May 13, 2022

He’s not here.
So much Body Talk for B&D: Nate’s chest hair, Claire’s curtain bangs, Brenda’s up do, and more vagina analysis than you can imagine. Briana aligns with Bettina’s travel insights and Keith’s pizza culture, while Danny applauds PK’s child-acting and the journey of Brenda. 

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-10614896 Fri, 13 May 2022 21:00:00 -0400 4013 4 9 full true 6FU 407: The Dare 6FU 407: The Dare Original Air Date:
August 1, 2004
BID Recording Date:
April 20, 2022

Here is the entire universe, and here is me.
B&D are more truth-tellers than daredevils: NikkiNagi’s Mombie scares and Helen Mirren hate ain’t cool; there’s nothing to lose with men who aren’t romantic partners; Keith deserves to get blown; and Vanessa is a Bad Ass.

]]> Original Air Date:
August 1, 2004
BID Recording Date:
April 20, 2022

Here is the entire universe, and here is me.
B&D are more truth-tellers than daredevils: NikkiNagi’s Mombie scares and Helen Mirren hate ain’t cool; there’s nothing to lose with men who aren’t romantic partners; Keith deserves to get blown; and Vanessa is a Bad Ass.

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-10589590 Mon, 09 May 2022 21:00:00 -0400 4409 4 7 full true 6FU 408: Coming and Going 6FU 408: Coming and Going Original Air Date:
August 8, 2004
BID Recording Date:
May 9, 2022

How much do you love me, Tampa?
Before it’s time for justifiably-jaded Joe, no-ass-entry Celeste, and penis-proud Javier to go - sexy Sarge and abbed-up Edie cum! And Sofia gets a knockout scene for the ages! B&D also pay respects to their history with BK and paper towel roll shotgunning.

*No Shirtless Nate #22*

]]> Original Air Date:
August 8, 2004
BID Recording Date:
May 9, 2022

How much do you love me, Tampa?
Before it’s time for justifiably-jaded Joe, no-ass-entry Celeste, and penis-proud Javier to go - sexy Sarge and abbed-up Edie cum! And Sofia gets a knockout scene for the ages! B&D also pay respects to their history with BK and paper towel roll shotgunning.

*No Shirtless Nate #22*

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-10589578 Mon, 09 May 2022 21:00:00 -0400 3533 4 8 full true 6FU 406: Terror Starts at Home (with Simone) 6FU 406: Terror Starts at Home (with Simone) Original Air Date:
July 25, 2004
BID Recording Date:
April 17, 2022

Gimme gimme some of your can-dy!
Kia Ora Simone! B&D’s BFF is back to impress with her vast TV actors references and grass-rolling knowledge. Danny is all alone in his appreciation for drug-induced singing, Briana sees the show through purple and beige tones, and … why do men hate questions?

*No Shirtless Nate #21*




]]> Original Air Date:
July 25, 2004
BID Recording Date:
April 17, 2022

Gimme gimme some of your can-dy!
Kia Ora Simone! B&D’s BFF is back to impress with her vast TV actors references and grass-rolling knowledge. Danny is all alone in his appreciation for drug-induced singing, Briana sees the show through purple and beige tones, and … why do men hate questions?

*No Shirtless Nate #21*




]]> B & D Buzzsprout-10454598 Sun, 17 Apr 2022 18:00:00 -0400 4648 4 6 full true 6FU 405: That's My Dog (with Charlie) 6FU 405: That's My Dog (with Charlie) Original Air Date:
July 18, 2004
BID Recording Date:
April 10, 2022

I’ve never felt like this. How have I never felt like this before?
Charlie set aside his disdain for rewatches to join B&D for this most polarizing ep. In the first half, CBD explore condom’d BJs, eye rolling, and Gay Face. Then when the “torture porn” really sets in, Danny gives his senior dissertation - which even includes direct correlations between David & Jake’s vehicular nightmare to B&D’s 2004 truck dwelling!

*No Shirtless Nate #20*

]]> Original Air Date:
July 18, 2004
BID Recording Date:
April 10, 2022

I’ve never felt like this. How have I never felt like this before?
Charlie set aside his disdain for rewatches to join B&D for this most polarizing ep. In the first half, CBD explore condom’d BJs, eye rolling, and Gay Face. Then when the “torture porn” really sets in, Danny gives his senior dissertation - which even includes direct correlations between David & Jake’s vehicular nightmare to B&D’s 2004 truck dwelling!

*No Shirtless Nate #20*

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-10411931 Sun, 10 Apr 2022 14:00:00 -0400 4899 4 5 full true 6FU 404: Can I Come Up Now? 6FU 404: Can I Come Up Now? Original Air Date:
July 11, 2004
BID Recording Date:
April 7, 2022

She just waited around for the world to happen to her.
B&D have typically strong opinions on rites of passage for gals & gays, engagements, men wasting time, who Nate’s psychic is referring to, earnest Keith, and burdening one’s spouse.

*No Shirtless Nate # 19*

]]> Original Air Date:
July 11, 2004
BID Recording Date:
April 7, 2022

She just waited around for the world to happen to her.
B&D have typically strong opinions on rites of passage for gals & gays, engagements, men wasting time, who Nate’s psychic is referring to, earnest Keith, and burdening one’s spouse.

*No Shirtless Nate # 19*

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-10401030 Fri, 08 Apr 2022 00:00:00 -0400 3898 4 4 full true 6FU 403: Parallel Play 6FU 403: Parallel Play Original Air Date:
June 27, 2004
BID Recording Date:
March 22, 2022

The person on stage needs to be looked at.
B&D agree on some things that don’t need to be looked at: Joe’s cockring necklace, Russell’s mustache, PDAs, Brenda’s uggs, Anita’s lack of girl code, and Beige Moms. But there are some things to marvel: scene-stealer Celeste and Nate’s beefy biceps. 

]]> Original Air Date:
June 27, 2004
BID Recording Date:
March 22, 2022

The person on stage needs to be looked at.
B&D agree on some things that don’t need to be looked at: Joe’s cockring necklace, Russell’s mustache, PDAs, Brenda’s uggs, Anita’s lack of girl code, and Beige Moms. But there are some things to marvel: scene-stealer Celeste and Nate’s beefy biceps. 

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-10300479 Tue, 22 Mar 2022 21:00:00 -0400 4070 4 3 full true 6FU 402: In Case of Rapture 6FU 402: In Case of Rapture Original Air Date:
June 20, 2004
BID Recording Date:
March 16, 2022

Your penis is kinda nice. Too bad you’re attached to it.
Briana has become a research queen! She and Danny reminisce about cottage cheese, The Hulk, and not getting to know guys well before sex. When are we eating at Shakey’s?!

]]> Original Air Date:
June 20, 2004
BID Recording Date:
March 16, 2022

Your penis is kinda nice. Too bad you’re attached to it.
Briana has become a research queen! She and Danny reminisce about cottage cheese, The Hulk, and not getting to know guys well before sex. When are we eating at Shakey’s?!

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-10265308 Wed, 16 Mar 2022 21:00:00 -0400 3613 4 2 full true 6FU 401: Falling Into Place 6FU 401: Falling Into Place Original Air Date:
June 13, 2004
BID Recording Date:
March 11, 2022

She’s everywhere, and that means she’s home.
B&D kick off season 4 with love for SFM, DC HT, and SSC; but hate for mushrooms, involuntary cat feeding, and Colonel Russell Sanders’ layers. The end of this ep is a real scream for these two light junkies.

]]> Original Air Date:
June 13, 2004
BID Recording Date:
March 11, 2022

She’s everywhere, and that means she’s home.
B&D kick off season 4 with love for SFM, DC HT, and SSC; but hate for mushrooms, involuntary cat feeding, and Colonel Russell Sanders’ layers. The end of this ep is a real scream for these two light junkies.

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-10235185 Fri, 11 Mar 2022 21:00:00 -0500 4779 4 1 full true 6FU 313: I'm Sorry, I'm Lost (with Carlo) 6FU 313: I'm Sorry, I'm Lost (with Carlo) Original Air Date:
June 1, 2003
BID Recording Date:
March 5, 2022

They don’t even know each other. Maybe that’s the best time to get married.
Special guest Carlo is far from lost - he is super prepared to BiD about this stunning finale and season 3 at large. CBD dissect destructive-yet-attractive Nate, monkey bar relationships, cargo khaki hell, belonging to someone, and potential stops on Carlo’s 6FU tour of LA. 

]]> Original Air Date:
June 1, 2003
BID Recording Date:
March 5, 2022

They don’t even know each other. Maybe that’s the best time to get married.
Special guest Carlo is far from lost - he is super prepared to BiD about this stunning finale and season 3 at large. CBD dissect destructive-yet-attractive Nate, monkey bar relationships, cargo khaki hell, belonging to someone, and potential stops on Carlo’s 6FU tour of LA. 

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-10193983 Sat, 05 Mar 2022 14:00:00 -0500 4976 3 13 full true 6FU 312: Twilight 6FU 312: Twilight Original Air Date:
May 18, 2003
BID Recording Date:
February 26, 2022

Why does no one have no friends?
B&D pay respect to answering machines as story devices, a beautifully-executed abortion sequence, and the genius of Father Jack. Danny celebrates the return of Shirtless Nate, Briana finds the perfect vagina tattoo quote, and one of our most/only loyal listeners makes an appearance!

]]> Original Air Date:
May 18, 2003
BID Recording Date:
February 26, 2022

Why does no one have no friends?
B&D pay respect to answering machines as story devices, a beautifully-executed abortion sequence, and the genius of Father Jack. Danny celebrates the return of Shirtless Nate, Briana finds the perfect vagina tattoo quote, and one of our most/only loyal listeners makes an appearance!

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-10153584 Sun, 27 Feb 2022 18:00:00 -0500 4637 3 12 full true 6FU 311: Death Works Overtime 6FU 311: Death Works Overtime Original Air Date:
May 11, 2003
BID Recording Date:
February 18, 2022

You’re a complete stranger.
Not anymore, I’m not.
B&D discuss how some real-life tropes are portrayed on 6FU: tabling conversations for later, toilet barfing, “getting some air,” men in sweatpants, secret single behavior, turning points in relationships. And in an ep full of 3s, the Fisher trio’s doorway moment is singularly spectacular. 

*No Shirtless Nate #18*

]]> Original Air Date:
May 11, 2003
BID Recording Date:
February 18, 2022

You’re a complete stranger.
Not anymore, I’m not.
B&D discuss how some real-life tropes are portrayed on 6FU: tabling conversations for later, toilet barfing, “getting some air,” men in sweatpants, secret single behavior, turning points in relationships. And in an ep full of 3s, the Fisher trio’s doorway moment is singularly spectacular. 

*No Shirtless Nate #18*

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-10119148 Mon, 21 Feb 2022 21:00:00 -0500 3660 3 11 full true 6FU 310: Everyone Leaves 6FU 310: Everyone Leaves Original Air Date:
May 4, 2003
BID Recording Date:
February 8, 2022

I guess we all want to be loved. It’s hard to say no to that, no matter who it’s coming from.
Danny is thrilled to examine some exquisite scenes (Lisa’s idyllic parting, Claire’s unleashing on Russell, Ruth & Claire’s tea talk, Brenda & Nate’s inevitable HT) while Briana gets nostalgic for salsa dancing, spotlights the perks of being a divorced parent, and explains E4.

*No Shirtless Nate #17*

]]> Original Air Date:
May 4, 2003
BID Recording Date:
February 8, 2022

I guess we all want to be loved. It’s hard to say no to that, no matter who it’s coming from.
Danny is thrilled to examine some exquisite scenes (Lisa’s idyllic parting, Claire’s unleashing on Russell, Ruth & Claire’s tea talk, Brenda & Nate’s inevitable HT) while Briana gets nostalgic for salsa dancing, spotlights the perks of being a divorced parent, and explains E4.

*No Shirtless Nate #17*

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-10039628 Tue, 08 Feb 2022 21:00:00 -0500 4071 3 10 full true 6FU 309: The Opening (with Simone) Part 2 6FU 309: The Opening (with Simone) Part 2 Original Air Date:
April 27, 2003
BID Recording Date:
February 5, 2022

I wish we never had to leave.
Simone continues to BiD what is and isn’t acceptable in the 6FU universe as Briana defends Russell (?!!).

*No Shirtless Nate #16*

]]> Original Air Date:
April 27, 2003
BID Recording Date:
February 5, 2022

I wish we never had to leave.
Simone continues to BiD what is and isn’t acceptable in the 6FU universe as Briana defends Russell (?!!).

*No Shirtless Nate #16*

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-10017935 Sat, 05 Feb 2022 16:00:00 -0500 1079 3 9 full true 6FU 309: The Opening (with Simone) Part 1 6FU 309: The Opening (with Simone) Part 1 Original Air Date:
April 27, 2003
BID Recording Date:
February 5, 2022

Yeah, that skirt might actually work if you got rid of that ass.
Returning and prepared guest star Simone serenades B&D before “opening” their minds up to some new insights.

*No Shirtless Nate #16*

]]> Original Air Date:
April 27, 2003
BID Recording Date:
February 5, 2022

Yeah, that skirt might actually work if you got rid of that ass.
Returning and prepared guest star Simone serenades B&D before “opening” their minds up to some new insights.

*No Shirtless Nate #16*

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-10017924 Sat, 05 Feb 2022 16:00:00 -0500 2269 3 9 full true 6FU 308: Tears, Bones & Desire 6FU 308: Tears, Bones & Desire Original Air Date:
April 20, 2003
BID Recording Date:
February 1, 2022

Time doesn’t tell the truth about our souls.
Men are weak, lice are way too big a deal, and polishing your silver is a stress reliever. Briana wonders if being more bossy with men is the key to success, and a certain new character has Danny more out of control/hot and bothered than Ruth! 

*No Shirtless Nate #15*

]]> Original Air Date:
April 20, 2003
BID Recording Date:
February 1, 2022

Time doesn’t tell the truth about our souls.
Men are weak, lice are way too big a deal, and polishing your silver is a stress reliever. Briana wonders if being more bossy with men is the key to success, and a certain new character has Danny more out of control/hot and bothered than Ruth! 

*No Shirtless Nate #15*

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-9995508 Tue, 01 Feb 2022 20:00:00 -0500 4631 3 8 full true 6FU 307: Timing & Space 6FU 307: Timing & Space Original Air Date:
April 13, 2003
BID Recording Date:
January 26, 2022

I wouldn’t be who I am today if I hadn’t met you.
Nate’s presence at Brenda’s dad’s funeral ignites all sorts of throwback BiDs for B&D: their own comparable story, childhood toys, brunch opinions, fateful timing for Danny & Jon, and comfortable silence.

]]> Original Air Date:
April 13, 2003
BID Recording Date:
January 26, 2022

I wouldn’t be who I am today if I hadn’t met you.
Nate’s presence at Brenda’s dad’s funeral ignites all sorts of throwback BiDs for B&D: their own comparable story, childhood toys, brunch opinions, fateful timing for Danny & Jon, and comfortable silence.

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-9960870 Wed, 26 Jan 2022 23:00:00 -0500 4333 3 7 full true 6FU 306: Making Love Work 6FU 306: Making Love Work Original Air Date:
April 6, 2003
BID Recording Date:
January 20, 2022

I wanna fuck you on this rock.
B&D reach the halfway point of 6FU! Danny reminisces about catching a buzz with the old bullet and tries to define that ‘gay recognition.’ Briana asserts her knowledge about dying hair and female orgasms, narrows down the ideal relationship to diarrhea and tit cum, and asks Danny two of the most ridiculous questions of their friendship.

*No Shirtless Nate #14*



]]> Original Air Date:
April 6, 2003
BID Recording Date:
January 20, 2022

I wanna fuck you on this rock.
B&D reach the halfway point of 6FU! Danny reminisces about catching a buzz with the old bullet and tries to define that ‘gay recognition.’ Briana asserts her knowledge about dying hair and female orgasms, narrows down the ideal relationship to diarrhea and tit cum, and asks Danny two of the most ridiculous questions of their friendship.

*No Shirtless Nate #14*



]]> B & D Buzzsprout-9925046 Thu, 20 Jan 2022 23:00:00 -0500 3932 3 6 full true 6FU 305: The Trap 6FU 305: The Trap Original Air Date:
March 30, 2003
BID Recording Date:
January 17, 2022

You gotta learn how to make your own fun.
B&D have so many questions! Should mice die? Should Maya stay at home until Kindergarten? Is Briana a gay man? Can David really become friends with Swooshie? Does Keith shave his head daily? Only one thing is clear: it’s all about Moments, and Brenda’s well-lit return is one for the BiDs.

*No Shirtless Nate #13*

]]> Original Air Date:
March 30, 2003
BID Recording Date:
January 17, 2022

You gotta learn how to make your own fun.
B&D have so many questions! Should mice die? Should Maya stay at home until Kindergarten? Is Briana a gay man? Can David really become friends with Swooshie? Does Keith shave his head daily? Only one thing is clear: it’s all about Moments, and Brenda’s well-lit return is one for the BiDs.

*No Shirtless Nate #13*

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-9901282 Mon, 17 Jan 2022 13:00:00 -0500 4679 3 5 full true 6FU 304: Nobody Sleeps 6FU 304: Nobody Sleeps Original Air Date:
March 23, 2003
BID Recording Date:
January 12, 2022

It wasn’t always easy. It wasn’t always fun. But it was always worth it.
It’s a real 2003 throwback for Danny: meta Oscar name-drops, SAG clips, Tower Records porn, and a eulogy that has stood the test of time. Briana shows appreciation for “face acting” and titles the sequel to Riding in Cars With Boys.

]]> Original Air Date:
March 23, 2003
BID Recording Date:
January 12, 2022

It wasn’t always easy. It wasn’t always fun. But it was always worth it.
It’s a real 2003 throwback for Danny: meta Oscar name-drops, SAG clips, Tower Records porn, and a eulogy that has stood the test of time. Briana shows appreciation for “face acting” and titles the sequel to Riding in Cars With Boys.

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-9878832 Wed, 12 Jan 2022 23:00:00 -0500 4078 3 4 full true 6FU 303: The Eye Inside 6FU 303: The Eye Inside Original Air Date:
March 16, 2003
BID Recording Date:
January 9, 2022

No one gets a break from their reality.
For 303, B&D have moved on to identifying trios: Claire/Carol/David in robes, Nate/Rico/ZachQ’s bangs, Phil/David/Keith’s too-loud climaxes, a Nate/Rachel/Monica escape, and cake/pizza/BK towels.

*No Shirtless Nate #12*

]]> Original Air Date:
March 16, 2003
BID Recording Date:
January 9, 2022

No one gets a break from their reality.
For 303, B&D have moved on to identifying trios: Claire/Carol/David in robes, Nate/Rico/ZachQ’s bangs, Phil/David/Keith’s too-loud climaxes, a Nate/Rachel/Monica escape, and cake/pizza/BK towels.

*No Shirtless Nate #12*

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-9857851 Sun, 09 Jan 2022 22:00:00 -0500 3688 3 3 full true 6FU 302: You Never Know 6FU 302: You Never Know Original Air Date:
March 9, 2003
BiD Recording Date:
January 8, 2022

You can't ever really know a person.  If you think you can, you're living in a dream world.
Except for Keith being ABM (!) in therapy, this episode is all about pairs: B&D, Bates & Clarkson, Selleck & Harmon, McCarthy & Machado, Claire & DumDum's dick, David & annoying song, eggplant & polenta, and Moms & food BiDs.

]]> Original Air Date:
March 9, 2003
BiD Recording Date:
January 8, 2022

You can't ever really know a person.  If you think you can, you're living in a dream world.
Except for Keith being ABM (!) in therapy, this episode is all about pairs: B&D, Bates & Clarkson, Selleck & Harmon, McCarthy & Machado, Claire & DumDum's dick, David & annoying song, eggplant & polenta, and Moms & food BiDs.

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-9851401 Sat, 08 Jan 2022 14:00:00 -0500 3443 3 2 full true 6FU 301: Perfect Circles 6FU 301: Perfect Circles Original Air Date:
March 2, 2003
BiD Recording Date:
December 30, 2021

Blame it upon  a rush of blood to the head.
It's a sleepy season opener, but B&D still get friendless David in boxers, Nate excited about poop, Lisa's crappy chopping skills, Claire being another musician-entranced female, and the ultimate debate: is life about choices, or do things just happen?

*No Shirtless Nate #11*


]]> Original Air Date:
March 2, 2003
BiD Recording Date:
December 30, 2021

Blame it upon  a rush of blood to the head.
It's a sleepy season opener, but B&D still get friendless David in boxers, Nate excited about poop, Lisa's crappy chopping skills, Claire being another musician-entranced female, and the ultimate debate: is life about choices, or do things just happen?

*No Shirtless Nate #11*


]]> B & D Buzzsprout-9812606 Fri, 31 Dec 2021 14:00:00 -0500 3108 3 1 full true TEASER for B&D's 6FU BiD TEASER for B&D's 6FU BiD Briana and Danny prepare for reunition by diving back into the world of SIX FEET UNDER.

]]> Briana and Danny prepare for reunition by diving back into the world of SIX FEET UNDER.

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-9777427 Wed, 22 Dec 2021 19:00:00 -0500 68 1 0 full true 6FU 213: The Last Time 6FU 213: The Last Time Original Air Date:
June 2, 2002
BID Recording Date:
December 13, 2021

This is what we are doing! ... Now who wants milk?
B&D close out Season 2 with Nate's 3Bs (and amazing crying), Claire's big milestones (and amazing crying), siblinghood moments, unhealthy sex dynamics, and a surprise cameo from their favorite guest star.


]]> Original Air Date:
June 2, 2002
BID Recording Date:
December 13, 2021

This is what we are doing! ... Now who wants milk?
B&D close out Season 2 with Nate's 3Bs (and amazing crying), Claire's big milestones (and amazing crying), siblinghood moments, unhealthy sex dynamics, and a surprise cameo from their favorite guest star.


]]> B & D Buzzsprout-9716239 Mon, 13 Dec 2021 22:00:00 -0500 4804 2 13 full true 6FU 212: I'll Take You 6FU 212: I'll Take You Original Air Date:
May 19, 2002
BID Recording Date:
December 12, 2021

Don’t you throw that ring at me, that’s such a fucking cliché, I’ll fucking barf.
B&D are confused by so much: a reboot announcement, soul twins, and Claire’s sudden anointment as an accomplished artist. And in one of TV’s all-time greatest blowouts, Brenda and Nate stop being polite and start getting real.

*No Shirtless Nate #10*

]]> Original Air Date:
May 19, 2002
BID Recording Date:
December 12, 2021

Don’t you throw that ring at me, that’s such a fucking cliché, I’ll fucking barf.
B&D are confused by so much: a reboot announcement, soul twins, and Claire’s sudden anointment as an accomplished artist. And in one of TV’s all-time greatest blowouts, Brenda and Nate stop being polite and start getting real.

*No Shirtless Nate #10*

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-9707248 Sun, 12 Dec 2021 15:00:00 -0500 5113 2 12 full true 6FU 211: The Liar and the Whore 6FU 211: The Liar and the Whore Original Air Date:
May 12, 2002
BID Recording Date:
November 30, 2021

Guys need a lot of space.
Briana has some real hot takes on aunts sending mushrooms, underage drinking for Jews, and kissing in front of parents. Meanwhile, Danny isn’t buying David being an insta-parent, but Brenda’s BBH looks totally real.

*No Shirtless Nate #9*

]]> Original Air Date:
May 12, 2002
BID Recording Date:
November 30, 2021

Guys need a lot of space.
Briana has some real hot takes on aunts sending mushrooms, underage drinking for Jews, and kissing in front of parents. Meanwhile, Danny isn’t buying David being an insta-parent, but Brenda’s BBH looks totally real.

*No Shirtless Nate #9*

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-9642330 Wed, 01 Dec 2021 00:00:00 -0500 4055 2 11 full true 6FU 210: The Secret 6FU 210: The Secret Original Air Date:
May 5, 2002
BID Recording Date:
November 23, 2021

Most people who are engaged to someone they love don’t have sex with strangers. Or maybe they do.
B&D put their “expertise” to good use: for her, insights on dark rooms and lifestyle parties; for him, Buddhist funerals and the 2002 Emmys. They also pay respect to lesbian overalls, Rachel G’s physical acting, and the Ploy 2 theme song.

*No Shirtless Nate #8*

]]> Original Air Date:
May 5, 2002
BID Recording Date:
November 23, 2021

Most people who are engaged to someone they love don’t have sex with strangers. Or maybe they do.
B&D put their “expertise” to good use: for her, insights on dark rooms and lifestyle parties; for him, Buddhist funerals and the 2002 Emmys. They also pay respect to lesbian overalls, Rachel G’s physical acting, and the Ploy 2 theme song.

*No Shirtless Nate #8*

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-9604432 Tue, 23 Nov 2021 22:00:00 -0500 4299 2 10 full true 6FU 209: Someone Else's Eyes 6FU 209: Someone Else's Eyes Original Air Date:
April 28, 2002
BID Recording Date:
November 23, 2021

The future’s just a fucking concept that we use to avoid being alive today.
Briana has some real criticism for two topics she’s quite an expert on: photography shoots and sex in public bathrooms. She also BiDs to Danny about robes, sandwiches and secrets.

*No Shirtless Nate #7*


]]> Original Air Date:
April 28, 2002
BID Recording Date:
November 23, 2021

The future’s just a fucking concept that we use to avoid being alive today.
Briana has some real criticism for two topics she’s quite an expert on: photography shoots and sex in public bathrooms. She also BiDs to Danny about robes, sandwiches and secrets.

*No Shirtless Nate #7*


]]> B & D Buzzsprout-9601451 Tue, 23 Nov 2021 14:00:00 -0500 3237 2 9 full true 6FU 208: It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year 6FU 208: It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year Original Air Date:
April 21, 2002
BID Recording Date:
November 16, 2021

I had a really fucked up life and I use sarcasm to hide how ridiculously vulnerable I really am.
B&D merrily chat about casual homophobia, the choreography in Brenda’s shop sex, and the Griffiths/Sisto family resemblance. Plus, Mel pops up with cooking questions and B&D add FT and SP to their glossary!

]]> Original Air Date:
April 21, 2002
BID Recording Date:
November 16, 2021

I had a really fucked up life and I use sarcasm to hide how ridiculously vulnerable I really am.
B&D merrily chat about casual homophobia, the choreography in Brenda’s shop sex, and the Griffiths/Sisto family resemblance. Plus, Mel pops up with cooking questions and B&D add FT and SP to their glossary!

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-9586675 Sun, 21 Nov 2021 12:00:00 -0500 3178 2 8 full true 6FU 207: Back to the Garden 6FU 207: Back to the Garden Original Air Date:
April 14, 2002
BID Recording Date:
November 11, 2021

My tummy hurts.
B&D explore youthful beauty, full fledge Judaism, Margaret’s infectious laugh, munchies with The Hooker, and the gays’ romantic comedy. Oh, and Taylor’s tummy finally feels better!

]]> Original Air Date:
April 14, 2002
BID Recording Date:
November 11, 2021

My tummy hurts.
B&D explore youthful beauty, full fledge Judaism, Margaret’s infectious laugh, munchies with The Hooker, and the gays’ romantic comedy. Oh, and Taylor’s tummy finally feels better!

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-9535109 Thu, 11 Nov 2021 21:00:00 -0500 3921 2 7 full true 6FU 206: In Place of Anger 6FU 206: In Place of Anger Original Air Date:
April 7, 2002
BID Recording Date:
November 7, 2021

It’s all hard, Ruth. We just made different choices.
B&D bask in the pure joy of Patty Clarkson in her relentlessly quotable Emmy-winning turn as Sarah, plus thoughts on how “Linda” is in her relationship with Nate, comfortable bros in hot tubs, and things becoming more familiar rather than easier.

]]> Original Air Date:
April 7, 2002
BID Recording Date:
November 7, 2021

It’s all hard, Ruth. We just made different choices.
B&D bask in the pure joy of Patty Clarkson in her relentlessly quotable Emmy-winning turn as Sarah, plus thoughts on how “Linda” is in her relationship with Nate, comfortable bros in hot tubs, and things becoming more familiar rather than easier.

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-9508849 Sun, 07 Nov 2021 20:00:00 -0500 3471 2 6 full true 6FU 205: The Invisible Woman 6FU 205: The Invisible Woman Original Air Date:
March 31, 2002
BID Recording Date:
October 13, 2021

I sit and watch all the time. In fact, that’s pretty much all I do.
B&D relate to so much in this ep: assessing who in the surrounding area you’d bang, preemptively distancing yourself from a suitor, having filler friends, wanting intimacy, and sexual tension at age 12 with a teacher. Well, that last one only applies to one of them.

*No Shirtless Nate #6*


]]> Original Air Date:
March 31, 2002
BID Recording Date:
October 13, 2021

I sit and watch all the time. In fact, that’s pretty much all I do.
B&D relate to so much in this ep: assessing who in the surrounding area you’d bang, preemptively distancing yourself from a suitor, having filler friends, wanting intimacy, and sexual tension at age 12 with a teacher. Well, that last one only applies to one of them.

*No Shirtless Nate #6*


]]> B & D Buzzsprout-9506653 Sun, 07 Nov 2021 13:00:00 -0500 2721 2 5 full true 6FU 204: Driving Mr. Mossback (with Jon) 6FU 204: Driving Mr. Mossback (with Jon) Original Air Date:
March 24, 2002
BID Recording Date:
October 5, 2021

Bitch, I know how to use a remote!
B&D welcome Jon into the fold, and he loves Taylor’s vocabulary just as much as they do. They mull over keeping someone on the line, hitting your mom, catching and releasing ants, bathtub pleasure, and that sublime Margaret.




]]> Original Air Date:
March 24, 2002
BID Recording Date:
October 5, 2021

Bitch, I know how to use a remote!
B&D welcome Jon into the fold, and he loves Taylor’s vocabulary just as much as they do. They mull over keeping someone on the line, hitting your mom, catching and releasing ants, bathtub pleasure, and that sublime Margaret.




]]> B & D Buzzsprout-9506636 Sun, 07 Nov 2021 13:00:00 -0500 3724 2 4 full true 6FU 203: The Plan 6FU 203: The Plan Original Air Date:
March 17, 2002
BID Recording Date:
September 29, 2021

I miss you, Dad.
Ruth is wearing vintage clothes and B&D are enjoying vintage memories of “possible” quad meet-ups, the JuRo laugh, and abdomen pains in 2002.

*No Shirtless Nate #5*

]]> Original Air Date:
March 17, 2002
BID Recording Date:
September 29, 2021

I miss you, Dad.
Ruth is wearing vintage clothes and B&D are enjoying vintage memories of “possible” quad meet-ups, the JuRo laugh, and abdomen pains in 2002.

*No Shirtless Nate #5*

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-9506634 Sun, 07 Nov 2021 13:00:00 -0500 2411 2 3 full true 6FU 202: Out, Out Brief Candle 6FU 202: Out, Out Brief Candle Original Air Date:
March 10, 2001
BID Recording Date:
September 23, 2021

You are not on the list of people who get to touch my tit.
Danny wants to re-title this episode of future Desperate Housewives actors “Gif-Ted,” and Briana is excited by all its strong women. B&D bitch about unrealistic screen character actions and ponder about having couples friends.

]]> Original Air Date:
March 10, 2001
BID Recording Date:
September 23, 2021

You are not on the list of people who get to touch my tit.
Danny wants to re-title this episode of future Desperate Housewives actors “Gif-Ted,” and Briana is excited by all its strong women. B&D bitch about unrealistic screen character actions and ponder about having couples friends.

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-9251226 Thu, 23 Sep 2021 23:00:00 -0400 4142 2 2 full true 6FU 201: In The Game (with Simone) 6FU 201: In The Game (with Simone) Original Air Date:
March 3, 2002
BID Recording Date:
September 18, 2021

If my life were a movie, I'd fall asleep or I'd walk out.
B&D welcome their first guest: Simone, who BiDs about drug effects, dating etiquette and Alicia Keys facial blindness.  Meanwhile, Briana perks up for ashes-filled lockets and the Bhagavad Gita; and Danny explains his eternal depression-bond with Brenda.

]]> Original Air Date:
March 3, 2002
BID Recording Date:
September 18, 2021

If my life were a movie, I'd fall asleep or I'd walk out.
B&D welcome their first guest: Simone, who BiDs about drug effects, dating etiquette and Alicia Keys facial blindness.  Meanwhile, Briana perks up for ashes-filled lockets and the Bhagavad Gita; and Danny explains his eternal depression-bond with Brenda.

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-9237434 Tue, 21 Sep 2021 19:00:00 -0400 3039 2 1 full true 6FU 113: Knock, Knock 6FU 113: Knock, Knock Original Air Date:
August 19, 2001
BID Recording Date:
September 14, 2021

Why do people have to die?  To make life important.
Beepers and fax machines and breeziness, oh my! David continues his coming out tour as Briana shows surprising empathy for Brenda and Danny delights in BiD'ing Season 1 stats.

*No Shirtless Nate #4*

]]> Original Air Date:
August 19, 2001
BID Recording Date:
September 14, 2021

Why do people have to die?  To make life important.
Beepers and fax machines and breeziness, oh my! David continues his coming out tour as Briana shows surprising empathy for Brenda and Danny delights in BiD'ing Season 1 stats.

*No Shirtless Nate #4*

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-9236998 Tue, 21 Sep 2021 19:00:00 -0400 2993 1 13 full true 6FU 112: A Private Life 6FU 112: A Private Life Original Air Date:
August 19, 2001
BID Recording Date:
September 7, 2021

This is soooooo not how I need you to be right now.
It's a heavy episode, but B&D manage to squeeze in thoughts about Gabe's shower rap, Billy's biker shorts, and how mothers perceive themselves vs. how their offspring see them.

*No Shirtless Nate #3*

]]> Original Air Date:
August 19, 2001
BID Recording Date:
September 7, 2021

This is soooooo not how I need you to be right now.
It's a heavy episode, but B&D manage to squeeze in thoughts about Gabe's shower rap, Billy's biker shorts, and how mothers perceive themselves vs. how their offspring see them.

*No Shirtless Nate #3*

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-9236949 Tue, 21 Sep 2021 17:00:00 -0400 4111 1 12 full true 6FU 111: The Trip 6FU 111: The Trip Original Air Date:
August 12, 2001
BID Recording Date:
September 2, 2021

We're done talking now.
Briana isn't done talking, but is uncharacteristically quiet as Danny takes his own TRIP to the past: Craiglist inquiries, berets, free refills at strip clubs, and being called the f-word. Fun!

]]> Original Air Date:
August 12, 2001
BID Recording Date:
September 2, 2021

We're done talking now.
Briana isn't done talking, but is uncharacteristically quiet as Danny takes his own TRIP to the past: Craiglist inquiries, berets, free refills at strip clubs, and being called the f-word. Fun!

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-9236778 Tue, 21 Sep 2021 17:00:00 -0400 2446 1 11 full true 6FU 110: The New Person 6FU 110: The New Person Original Air Date:
August 5, 2001
BID Recording Date:
August 27, 2021

Those who can't do,  criticize.
B&D do criticize menopausal hair, but have nothin' but love for Ileana Douglas, art show hilarity, and Claire & Nate's incredible laundry room scene.

*No Shirtless Nate #2*

]]> Original Air Date:
August 5, 2001
BID Recording Date:
August 27, 2021

Those who can't do,  criticize.
B&D do criticize menopausal hair, but have nothin' but love for Ileana Douglas, art show hilarity, and Claire & Nate's incredible laundry room scene.

*No Shirtless Nate #2*

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-9236688 Tue, 21 Sep 2021 16:00:00 -0400 3491 1 10 full true 6FU 109: Life's Too Short 6FU 109: Life's Too Short Original Air Date:
July 29, 2001
BID Recording Date:
August 19, 2021

Your own fucking life is a ticking clock, too.  Everybody's is.
B&D take life by the peanut-sized balls and gush over Rachel Griffiths' AND Brenda's spectacular acting, David's dancing on ecstasy, and Gabe's BDE.

]]> Original Air Date:
July 29, 2001
BID Recording Date:
August 19, 2021

Your own fucking life is a ticking clock, too.  Everybody's is.
B&D take life by the peanut-sized balls and gush over Rachel Griffiths' AND Brenda's spectacular acting, David's dancing on ecstasy, and Gabe's BDE.

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-9236455 Tue, 21 Sep 2021 16:00:00 -0400 3078 1 9 full true 6FU 108: Crossroads 6FU 108: Crossroads Original Air Date:
July 22, 2001
BID Recording Date:
August 12, 2021

Haven't you ever slept with a woman and not fucked her? ...NO!
On Briana's 20th birthday, Nate referenced Will & Grace, David wore Claire's baby-T, and Claire hiked with her hair down.  Also, Danny BiDs big time about exactly how hot Peter Krause is.

]]> Original Air Date:
July 22, 2001
BID Recording Date:
August 12, 2021

Haven't you ever slept with a woman and not fucked her? ...NO!
On Briana's 20th birthday, Nate referenced Will & Grace, David wore Claire's baby-T, and Claire hiked with her hair down.  Also, Danny BiDs big time about exactly how hot Peter Krause is.

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-9236349 Tue, 21 Sep 2021 15:00:00 -0400 2508 1 8 full true 6FU 107: Brotherhood 6FU 107: Brotherhood Original Air Date:
July 15, 2001
BID Recording Date:
August 5, 2021

Why should he be happy?  How happy are you?
B&D cover text tones, first "I love you"s, Los Angeles freeway talk, gay porn, and Claire's ever-gorgeous lighting.

]]> Original Air Date:
July 15, 2001
BID Recording Date:
August 5, 2021

Why should he be happy?  How happy are you?
B&D cover text tones, first "I love you"s, Los Angeles freeway talk, gay porn, and Claire's ever-gorgeous lighting.

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-9236189 Tue, 21 Sep 2021 15:00:00 -0400 2671 1 7 full true 6FU 106: The Room 6FU 106: The Room Original Air Date:
July 8, 2001
BID Recording Date:
July 26, 2021

I'm surrounded by relics of a life that no longer exists.
B&D chat about light topics like adults hitting on underage teenagers, wiping the ass of your longtime love, empty gay hook-ups, and finding out surprising things about a newly-deceased family member.

*No Shirtless Nate #1*

]]> Original Air Date:
July 8, 2001
BID Recording Date:
July 26, 2021

I'm surrounded by relics of a life that no longer exists.
B&D chat about light topics like adults hitting on underage teenagers, wiping the ass of your longtime love, empty gay hook-ups, and finding out surprising things about a newly-deceased family member.

*No Shirtless Nate #1*

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-9235872 Tue, 21 Sep 2021 15:00:00 -0400 2960 1 6 full true 6FU 105: An Open Book 6FU 105: An Open Book Original Air Date:
July 1, 2001
BID Recording Date:
July 15, 2021

Some days I wake up so fucking empty I wish I'd never been born, but what choice do I have?
B&D are delighted to welcome not only Margaret, but Lorelai and Rory Gilmore to the 6FU universe!  They also touch  on using sexual aggression to handle insecurities, and what talents Briana would like to be remembered for at her funeral.

]]> Original Air Date:
July 1, 2001
BID Recording Date:
July 15, 2021

Some days I wake up so fucking empty I wish I'd never been born, but what choice do I have?
B&D are delighted to welcome not only Margaret, but Lorelai and Rory Gilmore to the 6FU universe!  They also touch  on using sexual aggression to handle insecurities, and what talents Briana would like to be remembered for at her funeral.

]]> B & D Buzzsprout-9235777 Tue, 21 Sep 2021 14:00:00 -0400 2933 1 5 full true 6FU 104: Familia 6FU 104: Familia Original Air Date:
June 24, 2001
BID Recording Date:
July 7, 2021

You have YOU.
Brenda and Nate may have different takes on sex, but B&D share similar thoughts on racial ambiguity, Chola Claire, fashion cycles, and Brenda's infuriating yet alluring arrogance.


]]> Original Air Date:
June 24, 2001
BID Recording Date:
July 7, 2021

You have YOU.
Brenda and Nate may have different takes on sex, but B&D share similar thoughts on racial ambiguity, Chola Claire, fashion cycles, and Brenda's infuriating yet alluring arrogance.


]]> B & D Buzzsprout-9235696 Tue, 21 Sep 2021 14:00:00 -0400 2148 1 4 full true 6FU 103: The Foot 6FU 103: The Foot Original Air Date:
June 17, 2001
BID Recording Date:
June 29, 2021

You wake up one day and your baby has stolen a foot.
B&D search for a tidier way to say "anniversary of death" before diving deep into gay cruising norms, how trauma can 'freeze' a person, and MCH's butt.


]]> Original Air Date:
June 17, 2001
BID Recording Date:
June 29, 2021

You wake up one day and your baby has stolen a foot.
B&D search for a tidier way to say "anniversary of death" before diving deep into gay cruising norms, how trauma can 'freeze' a person, and MCH's butt.


]]> Briana Buzzsprout-9235582 Tue, 21 Sep 2021 13:00:00 -0400 2333 1 3 full true 6FU 102: The Will 6FU 102: The Will Original Air Date:
June 10, 2001
BID Recording Date:
June 7, 2021

I'm not supposed to 'be' anything.
Danny swoons at brotherhood and marvels at Brenda's luminous home, while Briana explores the histrionic mother/surly teenager dynamic. Then B&D proudly explain to Listener(s) what HT is.


]]> Original Air Date:
June 10, 2001
BID Recording Date:
June 7, 2021

I'm not supposed to 'be' anything.
Danny swoons at brotherhood and marvels at Brenda's luminous home, while Briana explores the histrionic mother/surly teenager dynamic. Then B&D proudly explain to Listener(s) what HT is.


]]> Briana Buzzsprout-9231066 Tue, 21 Sep 2021 13:00:00 -0400 2567 1 2 full true 6FU 101: Pilot 6FU 101: Pilot Original Air Date:
June 3, 2001
BID Recording Date:
June 5, 2021

My father's dead, my mom's a whore, my brother wants to kill me, and my sister's smoking crack.  I think I win.
The Pilot reintroduces B&D to some of 6FU's most significant elements: the details MCH puts into David, Brenda's wardrobe (...), luminous Claire, (s)mothering by Ruth, and Peter Krause's chest.



]]> Original Air Date:
June 3, 2001
BID Recording Date:
June 5, 2021

My father's dead, my mom's a whore, my brother wants to kill me, and my sister's smoking crack.  I think I win.
The Pilot reintroduces B&D to some of 6FU's most significant elements: the details MCH puts into David, Brenda's wardrobe (...), luminous Claire, (s)mothering by Ruth, and Peter Krause's chest.



]]> Briana Buzzsprout-9230934 Mon, 20 Sep 2021 19:00:00 -0400 3935 1 1 full true