The Dumb Cool Weird Podcast

Alex Javo's Ambrogio: The First Vampire - Indie Film Speak - Episode 64

Fri, 07 Mar 2025 11:00:00 -0500

Alex Javo transforms Greek mythology into modern vampire romance in his remarkable debut feature "Ambrogio: The First Vampire." After years of facing typecasting as an actor in Atlanta's film industry, Javo decided to create his own breakthrough opportunity by writing, directing, and starring in a completely fresh take on vampire lore.

What separates this indie production from countless other vampire tales is its foundation in ancient Greek mythology and Javo's extraordinary commitment to embodying his character. He underwent a dramatic physical transformation, losing 40 pounds in just two months through an extreme diet where he only ate three days per week. "I wanted to not only look the part but feel what a starving vampire might feel," he explains, drawing on his Stanislavski training. Working with an Italian dialect coach added another layer of authenticity, as Javo mastered not just the language but subtle mannerisms that brought historical depth to his character.

Perhaps most impressive is how Javo leveraged his eight years of industry relationships to assemble a dream team of collaborators. This strategic approach allowed the entire feature to be shot in just seven and a half days—a testament to the chemistry and professionalism of the cast and crew. When inevitable challenges arose, from sudden rainstorms to equipment failures, Javo's steady leadership kept the production on track. "I knew if I broke down or got angry, it wouldn't do any good for the environment," he reflects, highlighting the importance of directorial temperament on independent sets.

Drawing inspiration from filmmakers like Scorsese and Tarantino, Javo has created something that honors cinematic traditions while establishing his unique voice. "Ambrogio: The First Vampire" arrives on Amazon, Walmart, Fandango, and Voodoo beginning March 11th. Don't miss this debut from an emerging filmmaker who's already planning his next feature—a gangster drama that promises to blend elements of "The Godfather" with "Rocky" for a fresh take on classic genres.

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Die Hard (1988) is the Ultimate Christmas Movie: A Humorous and Action-Packed Analysis - Episode 63

Tue, 10 Dec 2024 18:00:00 -0500

Can a high-stakes heist at Nakatomi Plaza redefine your idea of a Christmas movie? Tune in to hear our passionate argument as to why "Die Hard" is the ultimate yuletide film, complete with festive music, themes of brotherhood, and a miraculous showdown. Join us on the Dumb Cool, Weird Podcast as we pay homage to John McClane's raw and relatable heroism, contrasting his human vulnerabilities with the superhuman feats of other action legends like Stallone. We promise a delightful journey through the film's humorous layers, from Alan Rickman's charming villainy to the unforgettable buddy cop dynamic with Carl Winslow.

Our nostalgic trip doesn't stop there! We celebrate the film's unique mix of humor and action, examining its parody elements and appreciating Bruce Willis's standout performance. While laughing at Rickman's attempt at an American accent, we also marvel at the special effects that make "Die Hard" timeless. As we reminisce about the 1980s' cinematic charm, we wrap up with a teaser for our next classic review, potentially spotlighting "Christmas Vacation." Dive into our quirky insights as we uncover what makes these movies so deliciously dumb, cool, and weird—all packed into a concise 20-minute experience.

Jack Frost 2 (2000): Weird Baby Snowball Creatures and Tropical Nonsense - Episode 62

Mon, 02 Dec 2024 13:00:00 -0500

What if a microwaved cup of coffee could bring a killer snowman back to life? The Dumb Cool Weird Podcast kicks off the holiday season with an outrageous and hilarious review of the Jack Frost sequel that nobody asked for. This absurd flick has us in stitches as we explore its baffling choices, from its low-budget production quirks to bizarre plot twists involving cannibalistic snowball offspring and a snowman with a weakness for banana daiquiris. We chuckle our way through the absurdity of a movie that tries to combine horror with humor in the most bewildering ways, leaving us to ponder its existence alongside entertainingly bad classics like "Phantasm" and "King Kung Fu."

Join us for a fun-filled breakdown of a sequel that takes absurdity to a new level, complete with oddball characters and a narrative that defies logic at every turn. From a Snowminton International Airport that resembles a bus stop to the unexpected role of a Japanese beer company, this film’s bewildering elements offer plenty of fodder for laughs. We promise a better Christmas movie for next week, but for now, enjoy the madcap ride with us as we explore what’s dumb, cool, and weird in the world of cinema—all in just 20 minutes or less.

The Staleness of Phantasm 4 (1998): This Is Getting Old - Episode 61

Thu, 28 Nov 2024 10:00:00 -0500

Remember the thrill of picking out the weirdest horror flick from your local video store? This week, we're joined by our friend Brian on the Dumb, Cool, Weird Podcast for a hilarious trip down memory lane, recalling the campy charm of the Phantasm series. Listen as Brian shares his insights on the whimsy of these films and the nostalgic impact they had on our childhood. We share some side-splitting laughs about Bruce Campbell's agent's wise decision-making and chuckle over absurd moments like Reggie's infamous skullet and unexpected romantic blunders.

Journey with us as we dissect Phantasm IV, a movie that delights with its oddball storyline and nostalgic special effects. We chat about the cleverness of B-list actors like Bruce Campbell and lament Hollywood's CGI addiction at the expense of originality. Expect an uproarious discussion on everything from interdimensional undertakers to time travel, and hear our amusing take on a convention mishap involving furries. If you're up for a playful jaunt through cinematic absurdity, laced with our funny disdain for certain subcultures, this episode is a must-listen.

The Repetitiveness of Phantasm 3 (1994): The Same Troupes and Formula - Episode 60

Mon, 18 Nov 2024 13:00:00 -0500

Phantasm 3 might just be the zaniest installment of the franchise yet, and we're here to tell you why! Ever wonder why the townsfolk in horror movies seem so oblivious to the chaos around them? Join us on the Dumb, Cool, Weird podcast as we dissect the madness of "Phantasm 3," where even the Tall Man's sinister plot is overshadowed by a cast of characters straight out of a fever dream. From a pint-sized, trap-setting prodigy reminiscent of Kevin from "Home Alone" to a feisty ex-military woman with a questionable knack for nunchucks, this movie cranks up the absurdity. We laugh at Reggie's relentless, and often unwelcome, romantic pursuits and question the baffling reactions of locals who seem unfazed by the surrounding pandemonium.

Get ready for a deep dive into the ridiculous, as we contrast the film's low-budget quirks with intriguing expansions to the franchise's lore. We explore the challenges that come with cramming such a peculiar mix of elements into a single film, especially when the Tall Man's presence looms larger than ever. Our episode wraps up with a reflection on how these bizarre choices could shape the future of the series, pondering whether these odd turns will leave fans amused or exasperated. So, if you're in for some horror with a hearty side of hilarity, this episode is your ticket to understanding the outlandish world of "Phantasm 3.

Absurd Horror and Spooky Laughs: Exploring Phantasm II (1988) - Episode 59

Mon, 11 Nov 2024 09:00:00 -0500

Ever wondered what happens when horror meets the absurd? We're about to take you through a wild ride as we humorously dissect the bizarre 1988 horror flick, "Phantasm II," on the Dumb, Cool, Weird Podcast. Imagine a world where a quadruple-barrel shotgun and mysterious orbs unlock interdimensional gates, while a quirky midget army follows an enigmatic Tall Man. Our conversation covers everything from a bizarre casting change for Mike to the oddball weaponry and the chaotic fun of a house explosion. We even throw in some comparisons to horror classics like "Nightmare on Elm Street," "Hellraiser," and "Evil Dead," so grab your popcorn and brace yourself for some spooky laughs.

What makes a movie so baffling yet entertaining? That's the enigma of "Phantasm II," and we're here to explore it all. From a house of horrors and a mission to save Liz, to bewildering plot points that defy physics—like a car that leaks gas before catching fire—this movie keeps you guessing. We also get into the Tall Man's anti-climactic defeat and ponder his potential resurrection with a mix of skepticism and humor. Plus, the fun doesn't stop there, as we delve into the weirdness of the story's self-aware narrative and the road trip shenanigans that resemble a car commercial.

Looking for a unique way to navigate life's chaos? We think "Phantasm II" might just be the unexpected escape you need. Whether you're dealing with election stress or seeking a quirky holiday treat, this film is the perfect remedy. We wrap up with a hearty recommendation to watch the first installment of "Phantasm" to truly appreciate the madness. So, tune in, share the laughs with your friends, and stick with us for more entertaining movie breakdowns on the Dumb, Cool, Weird Podcast, where we take you through the dumb, cool, and weird in under 20 minutes.

Oddball Charm of Phantasm (1979): A Humorous Dive into Cult Classics and 90s Video Store Nostalgia - Episode 58

Mon, 04 Nov 2024 16:00:00 -0500

Ever wonder why some cult classics leave us scratching our heads in puzzled delight? Join us as we reminisce about the unmistakable charm of 90s local video stores, with their musty scents and mysterious adult sections, and our bewildering encounter with the movie "Phantasm." This bizarre blend of low-budget horror and sci-fi had us hooked as kids and still leaves us giggling today. From the intimidating Tall Man to the quirky Reggie and his ice cream truck escapades, we unravel the film's chaotic plot and question whether its oddball charm was a product of its time or a stroke of creative genius. Is it better-than-bad in a way that only films like "King Kung Fu" can be? Listen in to find out.

Prepare for a rollercoaster of chaos as we tackle interdimensional demons, mustard-bleeding aliens, and the wild imagination that defines "Phantasm." We recount the ridiculousness of a beetle-transformation, plans to trap the Tall Man in abandoned mines, and jaw-dropping plot twists including a shape-shifting girl with a knife. Just when you think it's all a dream, horror strikes again! This episode is a humorous celebration of the film's blend of humor, horror, and inexplicable moments, guaranteed to make you see cult classics in a whole new light.

Return of the Living Dead (1985): A Punk-Fueled Comedy Zombie Classic - Episode 57

Mon, 28 Oct 2024 09:00:00 -0400

What happens when you mix punk teenagers, a medical supply company accident, and experimental chemicals? Chaos, hilarity, and a whole lot of brain-craving zombies! Join us on the Dumb Cool Weird Podcast as we explore the wonderfully bonkers world of the cult classic "Return of the Living Dead." This episode promises an entertaining romp through the film's quirky plot, from accidental zombie outbreaks to the iconic "brains, brains" motif that redefined the zombie genre. Get ready to laugh at the misadventures of our punk protagonists, the military's epic blunders, and how one crematorium becomes a fiery sacrificial hotspot.

We don't just recount the madness scene-by-scene; we also dig into the movie's unique blend of horror, comedy, and punk culture. Discover why this '80s gem stands out among its undead peers like "Dawn of the Dead" and how its nod to "Night of the Living Dead" solidifies its place in zombie lore. With our irreverent take on military mishaps and endless zombie antics, you'll see why "Return of the Living Dead" is a must-watch for horror-comedy fans. Plus, as always, we wrap up with a reminder to tune in for more bizarre movie insights and catch our occasional Wayback Wednesdays.

Day of the Dead (1985): Zombies, Practical Effects, and Post-Apocalyptic Realities - Episode 56

Tue, 22 Oct 2024 16:00:00 -0400

Filmmaker Matt joins us on the Dumb, Cool, Weird Podcast to unpack the genius of George A. Romero's "Day of the Dead" from his fresh perspective. This episode promises to shed light on the revolutionary impact Romero had on independent filmmaking and the zombie genre, with insights into the film’s groundbreaking practical effects and non-traditional Hollywood approach. We dig into the nuanced portrayal of zombies versus infected creatures, with parallels to works like "28 Days Later," and explore how the film’s depiction of human dynamics and mental breakdowns has influenced series such as "The Walking Dead."

We also dive into the peculiar and often baffling decisions made by characters within "Day of the Dead.” Imagine zombies piling up at a fence while being kept in a bunker with hardly any restraints—what were they thinking? Bub, the zombie with a touch of humanity, becomes a focal point of fascination, and we ponder his potential journey. With praise for the film’s gripping practical effects, we also share a laugh at the times they go hilariously over-the-top. In the end, our discussion circles back to the challenges of relying on outdated tech in a post-apocalyptic setting, adding another layer to our exploration of this iconic film.

Dawn of the Dead (1978): Whimsy Meets Horror in a Zombie Classic - Episode 55

Tue, 15 Oct 2024 17:00:00 -0400

Ever wondered what makes a film both whimsically entertaining and spine-chillingly terrifying? Join Wes and Nick as they explore the weird and wonderful world of "Dawn of the Dead," a cornerstone in the zombie genre that blends humor with horror in unexpected ways. Nick, our enthusiastic co-host, relishes the experience of sharing this classic with a first-time viewer, celebrating both its endearing quirks and its intense moments, like the unforgettable basement confrontation and the mall's bizarre allure. We chat about the baffling decisions made by the biker gang and tackle the realistic hurdles of surviving a zombie apocalypse, all while tipping our hats to George A. Romero’s personal cameo that adds a special touch to the film’s chaotic newsroom scene.

Join our conversation on how "Dawn of the Dead" laid the groundwork for modern zombie lore, influencing not just its immediate successors but also defining features like "The Walking Dead." We reflect on the film's whimsical charm, recognizing that while it may not satisfy those hungry for bleak narratives, it remains a beloved piece of cinematic history. As anticipation builds for next week's darker feature, "Day of the Dead," we extend a special thanks to our Atlanta listeners, urging everyone to spread the word about our Dumb, Cool, Weird Podcast.

Night of the Living Dead (1968): The Birth of Zombie Cinema - Episode 54

Tue, 08 Oct 2024 18:00:00 -0400

Can a single film redefine an entire genre? Discover how George A. Romero's "Night of the Living Dead" revolutionized zombie cinema and left a legacy that still haunts filmmakers today. Join Wes and Nick for a spine-chilling exploration of this iconic horror masterpiece, where we humorously critique the bizarre twists of Barbara's cemetery misadventure and Ben's heroic struggle to fortify a house against the undead. We unravel the quirks that give this low-budget classic its lasting charm and why a certain paper mache hand became an unforgettable element in horror history.

Push past the creaky floorboards and into the cellar as we dissect the film's most intense scenes, from the showdown between Ben and the ever-cantankerous Mr. Cooper to the unsettling fate of Mrs. Cooper at her daughter's hands. Our conversation highlights how Romero's work laid the groundwork for zombie narratives, influencing everything from apocalypse settings to the enduring trope of news broadcasts amidst chaos. And as we celebrate the powerful performances of Duane Jones and Karl Hardman, get a sneak peek into our next gory tale: "Dawn of the Dead," where the dead walk when hell is full, and the shopping mall becomes a battleground. Tune into the Dumb, Cool, Weird Podcast for a frightfully entertaining journey through the undead legacy of Romero.

Scary Movies That Inspire Us: From Classic Horror to Modern-Day Gore - Episode 53

Mon, 30 Sep 2024 09:00:00 -0400

Ever wondered why classic horror still gives us chills? Join us as we sit down with Scott, a lifelong horror aficionado, to unravel the magic behind timeless black-and-white films and legendary icons like Bela Lugosi, Boris Karloff, and Vincent Price. Scott shares his childhood memories of devouring "Famous Monsters" magazine and recounts the thrill of having his very own Frankenstein drawing published. We also dive into the art of suspense that these old films mastered, comparing it to the more gore-centric approach of today's horror movies.

Get ready to rekindle your love for the genre with our October horror movie marathon lineup, featuring all-time classics like "Alien," "Night of the Living Dead," and "Dawn of the Dead." From the atmospheric terror of Hammer films to the groundbreaking storytelling of George A. Romero, we discuss how these movies have left an indelible mark on horror cinema. Don't miss our exploration of Mary Shelley's pioneering contributions and the shift from practical effects to CGI over the decades. This episode is a treasure trove for any horror enthusiast gearing up for a spooky season binge!

Street Trash: Absurdity and Shock Unveiled (1987) - Episode 52

Mon, 23 Sep 2024 09:00:00 -0400

Street Trash" isn't just a film—it's a chaotic experience that leaves you questioning reality. Join us on the Dumb Cool Weird Podcast as we dissect this 1987 cult classic with our special guest, Lovely. From scenes that shock to an erratic plot that's all over the place, we tackle "Street Trash" head-on, questioning where it stands between offensive and absurd. You'll hear our raw reactions to its disturbing themes like rape and necrophilia, and our heated debate on whether the film's fragmented storyline and jarring death sequences serve as a twisted form of social commentary or just pure madness.

In the second half, we delve into the film's missed opportunities and moments of sheer ridiculousness. Imagine a junkyard filled with homeless people, a mysterious deadly alcohol from the Prohibition era, and a drunk night guard who couldn't care less. We explore these bizarre elements, laughing at the penis keep-away game and marveling at the creativity behind the tire fort with electricity. Lovely joins us in contemplating the potential of what "Street Trash" could have been with a more coherent narrative. This episode promises a rollercoaster of emotions, from disbelief to amusement, as we unpack the chaos that is "Street Trash.

Creepy Comedy: Unraveling Vincent Price's 'The Bat' - Episode 51

Mon, 09 Sep 2024 12:00:00 -0400

Ever wondered how a classic Vincent Price film could be both creepy and hilarious at the same time? This week on the Dumb, Cool, Weird Podcast, we munch on chips and unravel the quirky plot of "The Bat," where Price, as a doctor, gets tangled in a bizarre web of bank heists, forest murders, and hidden treasure hunts. Picture this: an author stuck in a mansion with a Freddy Krueger-esque killer, a bumbling servant, a shady butler, and a police force that couldn't find their way out of a paper bag. Tune in to find out how Vincent Price's impeccable timing adds an eerie yet thrilling twist to the escapades.

Surprised by the unexpected fun we had with a Vincent Price movie that we thought would be a horror flick? So were we! Misled by a spooky trailer, we found ourselves enjoying a film perfect for a chill Saturday night. We'll chat about why this flick, despite its misleading promotion, won us over and why it should be on your must-watch list. Plus, don't miss our exciting announcement of the new Movie Monday series, where we'll talk about more gems from the 20th century. Stay sexy, Atlanta, and make sure to join us next Monday for more cinematic shenanigans!

A Hilarious Dive into the Cult Classic 'Porky's': Nostalgia, Absurdity, and Teenage Shenanigans - Episode 50

Mon, 26 Aug 2024 09:00:00 -0400

Ever wondered how a bunch of teenage misfits from the late 1950s became the stars of a cult classic? Relive the hilarity and absurdity of "Porky's" with us as we recount our first encounters with Pee-wee, Meat, Schwartz, and the rest of the gang. From their outlandish attempts to lose their virginity to the unforgettable peeping scene in the girls' shower, we laugh about every ridiculous and iconic moment. We'll also tackle the film's subplots, such as the boys facing prejudice and teacher conflicts, and the side-splitting storyline involving a sexually frustrated coach. Get ready to join in on the nostalgia and madness as these teens plot their epic revenge on the infamous Porky.

But that's not all! We take a deeper, more critical look at the bizarre, humorous, and sometimes downright weird elements that make "Porky's" a beloved classic. Ever heard about the deadbeat dad on a motorcycle or Pee-wee's peculiar quest for sex? We've got you covered. Plus, find out why we think the film's portrayal of teenage relationships is both organic and relatable. If you're a fan of 80s screwball comedies, you'll definitely want to hear our plans for future episodes where we'll tackle films like "Meatballs," "Revenge of the Nerds," and "Screwballs." And don't miss our new segment, Movie Monday, where we dissect all the 20th-century crappy movies you didn't know you needed to watch. Join us for a rollercoaster of laughs and nostalgic fun!

Exploring Revenge in Hercules The Legendary Journeys: The Wrong Path - Wayback Wednesdays

Wed, 31 Jul 2024 09:00:00 -0400

What if your favorite 90s hero had a darker, grittier side? Join Wes and Nick as we unravel the untold emotional depth of Hercules in "The Wrong Path," the gripping pilot episode of "Hercules: The Legendary Journeys." Witness Hercules, played by Kevin Sorbo, face unimaginable tragedy and embark on a vengeful frenzy against the gods, all while battling cheesy 90s special effects and a menacing she-demon. We explore the drastic transformation in Hercules' character from a beloved hero to a grief-stricken avenger, and how his loyal friend Iolus strives to bring him back to his true self. Plus, we’re sharing some laughter over the nostalgic quirks only 90s TV shows can offer.

But that's not all—we've got some thrilling updates on our podcast schedule! Get ready for months of Hercules-centric episodes every Way Back Wednesday. We’re diving deep into Kevin Sorbo's iconic series, from memorable moments to the most obscure trivia. And don’t miss out on our surprise for the next Movie Monday, where we promise more quirky, fun content that takes you back to simpler times.

Hercules in the Maze of the Minotaur: The Redundant Clip Show Journey - Episode 49

Mon, 29 Jul 2024 09:00:00 -0400

Wes and Nick finish up the final Hercules Tv Film. Is "Hercules in the Maze of the Minotaur" the most lazy Hercules film ever made? Join us as we unravel this perplexing movie that spends 70% of its time on long flashbacks before finally delivering a showdown with the Minotaur in the last 30 minutes. We break down the redundant clip-show format that dominates the narrative and examine why the film feels more like a nostalgic family gathering than an epic adventure.

From inexplicable bar fights to villagers trapped in goo and clay pods, this movie leaves us with more questions than answers. Why does Zeus have such a strange relationship with the Minotaur? What was the grand plan behind the Minotaur's actions? And what in the world happened to Eolus's wife? Tune in as we try to piece together the chaotic puzzle that is "Hercules in the Maze of the Minotaur" and share our thoughts on its numerous shortcomings.

Hercules in the Underworld: Chaos, Seduction, and Mythology Explored - Episode 48

Mon, 22 Jul 2024 09:00:00 -0400

Wes and Nick moves into the 4th Hercules Film. What happens when Hercules encounters chaos, seduction, and a hellish hole all in one film? Prepare for a wild ride as we dissect "Hercules in the Underworld," the fourth installment in the Hercules series. From Hercules' brutal showdown with Eryx the Boxer to the bizarre subplot involving a professional wench sent to seduce our hero, we leave no stone unturned. Alongside a centaur farmhand and dark themes of assault, Hercules plunges into the underworld to save his wife. Expect hilarious critiques and witty insights as we navigate the film’s oddities and fragmented mythology.

But the fun doesn't stop there! We dive deep into the rich lore of the gods and Titans, focusing on the roles of Hades, Hera, and Zeus, while introducing another god and our first Titan. How do these mythical figures fit into the cinematic universe we've been exploring? As we wrap up our discussion, we can't help but look forward to the series finale, "The Minotaur," and its amusing foreshadowing. Don’t miss our Movie Monday series and remember to stay sexy, Atlanta! Thanks for tuning in to the Dumb, Cool, Weird Podcast!

Hercules: Circle of Fire – A Nostalgic Dive into Zeus' Trickery and 90s Quirks - Episode 47

Mon, 15 Jul 2024 09:00:00 -0400

Wes and Nick take on the third movie the Hercules: The Legendary Journeys Series. Ever wondered what happens when Hercules goes on a quest to restore fire to the world and ends up in the company of a back-flipping little girl working for Zeus? Brace yourselves for a rollercoaster of hilarity and nostalgia as we unravel the quirky and downright bizarre moments from "Hercules: The Legendary Journeys – Circle of Fire." From the over-the-top sound effects during fight scenes to a male witch whose heart is stored in a jar, we leave no stone unturned in dissecting this third film in the series starring Kevin Sorbo. And don't even get us started on Zeus' trickery landing Hercules in some seriously awkward situations with his fans.

Each week, we'll bring you entertaining and insightful critiques of unforgettable 20th-century cinematic gems. Get ready to laugh, reminisce, and enjoy our humorous take on these cult classics. So, buckle up and stay sexy, Atlanta—your Monday nights are about to get a whole lot more entertaining!

Reliving the Nostalgic Chaos: A Humorous Look at 'Hercules and the Lost Kingdom' - Episode 46

Mon, 08 Jul 2024 09:00:00 -0400

Ever wondered how a ragtag group of 90s characters could still capture our hearts with all their chaotic charm? Wes and Nick continue their legendary journey watching the Hercules Tv Show Movies with where they unravel the hilarity and nostalgia of "Hercules and the Lost Kingdom," a gem from the past featuring Kevin Sorbo's iconic portrayal of Hercules. Get ready to laugh out loud as we recount the film's bizarre opening scenes—think ancient gods with a petty streak causing untimely deaths, and Kevin Sorbo's Hercules getting unhelpful pep talks from Zeus mid-battle. If you enjoy reminiscing about the quirks of 90s movies, this episode is a must-listen!

Join us as we critique and chuckle through the second half of the movie, following Hercules on a destined journey with a determined woman. We can't help but poke fun at the ridiculousness of mercenaries exploiting slaves who have managed to create their own bars and social structures. From dissecting the absurd plot points to appreciating the campy entertainment, our discussion is filled with humor and genuine affection for this classic. Grab your popcorn and come relive the adventures of Kevin Sorbo's Hercules with us!

A Nostalgic Look Back at the Action-Packed '80s Cinema - Episode 45

Mon, 29 Apr 2024 08:00:00 -0400

Blast from the past with a funky twist—our latest chatter is all about the golden era of '80s action movies, the time when explosions were big, and the heroes' muscles were bigger. We kick things off with a laugh, reminiscing about Arnold Schwarzenegger's infinite ammo in "Commando" and the iconic triple treat from "Total Recall." It's a riotous rewind to the days when one-liners were as essential as a good chase scene, and we can't help but smirk at the cheesy goodness that saturated the silver screen.

We don't just stop at Arnold's antics, though. Our nostalgic stroll takes us through the streets of "First Blood," dives into the explosive Nakatomi Plaza of "Die Hard," and even glances at the noir shadow of "Batman" (1989). We give props to the synth beats that scored our favorite face-offs and take a moment to appreciate how Eddie Murphy went from "Beverly Hills Cop" to Family films. It's a celebration of the sights, sounds, and stunts that made '80s action flicks the unforgettable thrill rides we still can't get enough of.

As we pack up our boombox, we tease the future of our Movie Monday series—your ticket to the wonderfully awful movies of yesteryear. Whether you're in Atlanta or tuning in from afar, prepare for a dose of hilarity as we promise to unearth and share every corny plot twist and every ridiculous creature feature from the 20th century's treasure trove. Stay sexy, listeners, and get ready for more laughs, memories, and all the '80s action your heart can handle. Wes and Nick have their hands full.

Unpacking the Myths and Muscles of 'Hercules: The Legendary Journeys' and 'Hercules and the Amazon Women' - Episode 44

Mon, 15 Apr 2024 08:00:00 -0400

Wes and Nick start a their own legendary journey watching the Hercules Tv Show Movies with the first one being about amazon women who hate men and want to sleep with them at the same time. Travel back in time with us to the era of demigods and myths, as we unveil the quirky origins of "Hercules: The Legendary Journeys" and its foundational TV movie, "Hercules and the Amazon Women." Experience a fresh take on Kevin Sorbo's earlier, more Herculean build and the impact his political opinions have had, akin to those of fellow actors Clint Eastwood and Bruce Willis. Our discussion doesn't shy away from the contentious, diving into Chris Pratt's religious controversy, but we always circle back to the classic tale of a muscle-bound hero in a world where Zeus might just be the most irresponsible father in mythology.

Prepare for a hearty chuckle as we dissect the gender-bending hijinks and straight-to-the-point romance in the midst of a womanless village's conundrum. We spotlight an early appearance by Lucy Lawless and ponder the deus ex machina ending that somehow still leaves us charmed by the practical effects of '90s TV magic. So, arm yourself with snacks and nostalgia – our Movie Monday is an invitation to relive the adventures that paved the way for Xena and set the stage for Hercules' epic journey.

Plot:

Hercules returns home to visit his mother Alcmene and to the wedding of his best friend Iolaus. Out of the blue, the villager Pithus arrives asking for help to Hercules to defeat monsters that are attacking his distant village. Hercules travels with Iolaus to fight the monsters and soon they learn that they are indeed Amazons controlled by the evil Hera.

80's Horror Movies Were Awesome!!! - Movie Mondays - Episode 43

Mon, 01 Apr 2024 08:00:00 -0400

Wes and Nick talks about their favorite 80s horror movies. Wes talks about his experience as a young child going to a early 90s video store to rent 80s horror films based off the crazy box art alone.

The Waterboy (1998) - Movie Mondays - Episode 42

Mon, 25 Mar 2024 09:00:00 -0400

Wes and Nick get nostalgia from this amazing movie from way back with football and more people on the spectrum in the south. EEEE DAWG!!!

Plot:

Bobby Boucher is the lowly waterboy for a college football team, until the coach discovers his amazing talent for tackling people much bigger than him. He signs the Waterboy as the new star player, but Bobby must keep it secret from his overbearing and domineering mother.

Pee-Wee's Big Adventure (1985) - Movie Mondays - Episode 41

Mon, 18 Mar 2024 09:00:00 -0400

Wes and Nick watch this unhinged acid trip of a movie with Pee-Wee, (who may or may not be on the spectrum) that is surprisingly more tame than the show itself.

Plot:

The cartoonish and childish character Pee-wee Herman goes on a big adventure for the first time ever when his beloved shiny new bicycle is stolen by his nemesis Francis Buxton, a fellow man-child and neighborhood rich "kid." And he sets off on an obsessive cross-country journey, determined to recover it. Pee-wee's awkward and childish attempts to be cool and mature.

When Worlds Collide (1951) - Movie Mondays - Episode 40

Mon, 11 Mar 2024 09:00:00 -0400

Wes and Nick watch this 50s Sci-Fi Doomsday Classic with a lot of scienciy babble building and transatlantic talking spells involving Planets coming out of nowhere.

Plot:

South African pilot Dave Randall serves as courier - transporting a briefcase to American scientist, Dr Hendron. Inside the case are documents which state the star Bellus will collide with Earth, destroying it. A plan is developed to build a spaceship to carry a select few to the planet Zyra, a planet orbiting Bellus.

The Velvet Vampire (1971) - Movie Mondays - Episode 39

Mon, 04 Mar 2024 09:00:00 -0500

Wes and Nick weren't expecting much, but the lack of Vampire like qualities and the loud ADR voice overs make this film bizarre.

Plot:

Sleepy-eyed nice guy Lee Ritter and his vapid, but pretty wife, Susan accept the invitation of mysterious vixen Diane LeFanu to visit her in her secluded desert estate. Tensions arise when the couple, unaware at first that Diane is in reality a centuries-old vampire, realize that they are both objects of the pale temptress' seductions.

Friday by Rebecca Black (2011) - Wayback Wednesdays

Wed, 28 Feb 2024 09:00:00 -0500

Wes and Nick tackle a song that everyone remembers and tries to forget. Well surprise here it is again.

Background:

Friday co-writer Patrice Wilson, a co-founder of ARK Music Factory, explained that he "wrote the lyrics on a Thursday night going into a Friday. I was writing different songs all night and was like, 'Wow, I've been up a long time and it's Friday.' And I was like, wow, it is Friday!"[14][15]

An ARK Music Factory client told Black's mother about the company's production services in late 2010; Black was 13 at the time, and living in the Anaheim Hills planned community in Anaheim, California.[16][17] Black's mother, Georgina Kelly, paid ARK Music $4,000 for a song and accompanying video that included a choice of two pre-written songs "Super Woman" and "Friday". According to Kelly, the payment covered one half or less of the production costs of the music video, and Black's family could have paid nothing in exchange for giving up all rights to the song.[16][18] Black chose "Friday", as "Super Woman" "was about adult love–I haven't experienced that yet". "I felt like it was my personality in that song".[19][20] ARK Music extensively used the pitch-correcting software Auto-Tune.[21] Although Kelly had some doubts over the quality of the lyrics, Black assured her that "she sang it as they wrote it."[17]

The Tingler (1959) - Movie Mondays - Episode 38

Mon, 26 Feb 2024 13:00:00 -0500

Wes and Nick watch this bizarre classic horror flick from Vincent Price about spine centipedes and drama with wives involving LSD.

Plot:

Dr. Warren Chapin is a pathologist who regularly conducts autopsies on executed prisoners at the State prison. He has a theory that fear is the result of a creature that inhabits all of us. His theory is that the creature is suppressed by our ability to scream when fear strikes us. He gets a chance to test his theories when he meets Ollie and Martha Higgins, who own and operate a second-run movie theater. Martha is deaf and mute and if she is unable to scream, extreme fear should make the creature, which Chapin has called the Tingler, come to life and grow. Using LSD to induce nightmares, he begins his experiment.

Jerry Was A Racecar Driver by Primus (1991) - Wayback Wednesdays

Wed, 21 Feb 2024 09:00:00 -0500

Wes and Nick recount there time listening to this Primus song laughing at the redneck culture.

Background:

"Jerry Was a Race Car Driver" was the fourth Primus single, after "John the Fisherman", "Too Many Puppies" and " Mr. Knowitall" from the 1989 live album Suck on This and 1990's debut studio release Frizzle Fry.

"Jerry Was a Race Car Driver" received heavy airplay on rock radio, and peaked at number 23 on the Modern Rock Tracks in 1991.[3] The song features a sample of Bill Moseley's character Chop Top from the film The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2, chuckling to himself then remarking: "Dog will hunt!"

"Jerry Was a Race Car Driver" appeared in the first Tony Hawk's Pro Skater video game, as well as the first ATV Offroad Fury video game, and in The Bigs.[4] The song is included in Rock Band 3.

Spaceballs (1987) - Movie Mondays - Episode 37

Mon, 19 Feb 2024 09:00:00 -0500

Wes and Nick tackle this classic movie from Mel Brooks that will make you say Skroob Star Wars.

Plot:

On the peaceful planet Druidia, King Roland attempts to marry his daughter Princess Vespa to Prince Valium, but Vespa and her loyal droid Dot Matrix escape during her wedding. After wasting the fresh air on the distant planet Spaceball, corrupt President Skroob orders the arch-villain henchman Dark Helmet to kidnap Princess Vespa to force King Roland to provide them with the code to Druidia's atmosphere. Under those circumstances, the seasoned mercenary Lone Starr and his devoted half-human, half-canine sidekick Barf try to save the princess. In the meantime, the ruthless loan shark Pizza the Hutt is after them. But only he who can harness The Schwartz, a mystical cosmic force, will save the day.

My Name Is by Eminem (1999) - Wayback Wednesdays

Wed, 07 Feb 2024 09:00:00 -0500

Wes and Nick recount there time listening to this awesome track as a kid and laughing.

Background:

On the first day of recording, Eminem and Dr. Dre finished "My Name Is" in an hour.[5]

The song contains a sample of Labi Siffre's track "I Got The...". Siffre, who is openly gay, said in a 2012 interview that he refused to clear the sample until sexist and homophobic lyrics were removed from the song: "Dissing the victims of bigotry – women as bitches, homosexuals as faggots – is lazy writing. Diss the bigots not their victims."[6] The original uncensored version of the song with the aforementioned offending lyrics is mistakenly included on the compilation The Source Hip Hop Music Awards 1999. The bass and guitar riff used in the sample was performed by Siffre's session musicians Chas Hodges and Dave Peacock, who later became the duo Chas & Dave.[7] "My Name Is" is written in the key of F major.[8] Famous names referenced in the song include Nine Inch Nails, the Spice Girls, and Pamela Anderson (Pamela Lee).[9]

The Masque of the Red Death (1964) - Movie Mondays - Episode 36

Mon, 05 Feb 2024 09:00:00 -0500

Wes and Nick watch this awesome Vincent Price film that has him being he most evil self lording over the land and avoiding the Red Death.

Plot:

The evil Prince Prospero is riding through the Catania village when he sees that the peasants are dying of Red Death plague. Prospero asks to burn down the village and he is offended by the villagers Gino and his father-in-law Ludovico. He decides to kill them, but Gino's wife, the young and beautiful Francesca, begs for the lives of her husband and her father and Prospero brings them alive to his castle expecting to corrupt Francesca. Propero worships Satan and invites his noble friends to stay in his castle that is a shelter of depravity against the plague. When Prospero invites his guests to attend a masked ball, he sees a red hooded stranger and he believes that Satan himself has attended his party. But soon he learns who his mysterious guest is.

Fat by Weird Al Yankovic (1988) - Wayback Wednesdays

Wed, 31 Jan 2024 09:00:00 -0500

Wes and Nick listen to Fat by Weird Al and have flashbacks of childhood obesity.

Background:

Yankovic was inspired to create "Fat" while watching the "Bad" music video, when he had an epiphany that a parody of that song titled "Fat" would be a good sequel to "Eat It" (a previous Weird Al Michael Jackson parody). While watching the "Bad" video, he imagined an obese version of himself trying to get through the turnstiles on a subway, and resolved that he would do it.

The Torture Chamber of Dr. Sadism (1967) - Movie Mondays - Episode 35

Mon, 29 Jan 2024 09:00:00 -0500

Wes and Nick talk about this big let down from a movie that had a cooler title than the movie itself.

Plot:

A Count executed for murdering twelve virgins in a bid for immortality returns to life, seeking revenge on the daughter of his intended thirteenth victim and the son of his prosecutor.

Count Chocula Cereal Commercial (1995) - Wayback Wednesdays

Wed, 24 Jan 2024 09:00:00 -0500

Wes and Nick watch this rad ass commercial from the 90s with a Chocolate eating vampire!

Background:

In March 1971, the first two cereals in the line were introduced, the chocolate-flavored Count Chocula and the strawberry-flavored Franken Berry. Count Chocula is the name of an advertising character for an eponymous breakfast cereal made by General Mills. He is a vampire that ostensibly eats only the chocolate cereal he is named after. His voice and image are an homage to Bela Lugosi's portrayal of Count Dracula. Count Chocula is a benign character rather than a malicious monster.

The Pit and the Pendulum (1961) - Movie Mondays - Episode 34

Mon, 22 Jan 2024 09:00:00 -0500

Wes and Mostly Nick tackle this classic Vincent Price movie with his favorite item to murder people with: The Pendulum.

Plot:

Francis Barnard goes to Spain, when he hears his sister Elizabeth has died. Her husband Nicholas Medina, the son of the brutest torturer of the Spanish Inquisition, tells him she has died of a blood disease, but Francis finds this hard to believe. After some investigating he finds out that it was extreme fear that was fatal to his sister and that she may have been buried alive! Strange things then start to happen in the Medina castle.

Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery (1997) - Movie Mondays - Episode 33

Mon, 15 Jan 2024 09:00:00 -0500

Wes and Nick tackle this amazing spy comedy that makes fun of James Bond and takes inspiration from Dr. Gold Foot. Austin Powers is pure awesome fun!!!

Plot:

Austin Powers is a 60's spy who is cryogenically frozen and released in the 1990's. The world is a very different place for Powers. Unfortunately for Austin, everyone is no longer sex-mad. Although he may be in a different decade, his mission is still the same. He has teamed up with Vanessa Kensington to stop the evil Dr. Evil, who was also frozen in the past. Dr. Evil stole a nuclear weapon and is demanding a payment of (when he realizes its the 90's) 100 billion dollars. Can Austin Powers stop this madman or will he catch up with Evil's baddies, with names like Alotta Fagina and Random Task? Only time will tell.

Batman (1989) - Movie Mondays - Episode 32

Mon, 08 Jan 2024 21:00:00 -0500

Wes and Nick Tackle this movie that really focuses on the Joker and not the Bat.

Plot:

Gotham City. Crime boss Carl Grissom (Jack Palance) effectively runs the town but there's a new crime fighter in town - Batman (Michael Keaton). Grissom's right-hand man is Jack Napier (Jack Nicholson), a brutal man who is not entirely sane... After falling out between the two Grissom has Napier set up with the Police and Napier falls to his apparent death in a vat of chemicals. However, he soon reappears as The Joker and starts a reign of terror in Gotham City. Meanwhile, reporter Vicki Vale (Kim Basinger) is in the city to do an article on Batman. She soon starts a relationship with Batman's everyday persona, billionaire Bruce Wayne

Ernest Saves Christmas (1988) - Movie Mondays - Episode 31

Mon, 25 Dec 2023 09:00:00 -0500

Wes and Nick review this classic Ernest P. Worrell tale of him messing crap up and helping a weird Santa Clause find a successor.

Plot:

Ernest P. Worell, a sweet but silly taxi driver who at times suffers delusions of grandeur, has just chauffeured a rather extraordinary fare: "His Great Red Oneness, the Claus" himself. It seems Santa hasn't got the magic for another Christmas season, and has come to Orlando, Florida for Joe Carruthers, the man he has chosen as his successor. But things quickly begin to unravel, thanks to Joe's meddling agent and Santa's increasingly unreliable memory. Incredibly, dimwitted Ernest soon becomes Santa's only hope! Joining forces with a young runaway named "Harmony Star", Ernest rushes to save the holidays as we know them.

Jack Frost (1997) - Movie Mondays - Episode 30

Mon, 18 Dec 2023 20:00:00 -0500

Wes and Nick review this wacky snowman horror flick and it has bad puns and awesome deaths!

Plot:

After an accident that left murderer Jack Frost dead in genetic material the vengeful killer returns as a murderous snowman to exact his revenge on the man who sent him to be executed.

Home Alone (1990) - Movie Mondays - Episode 29

Mon, 11 Dec 2023 09:00:00 -0500

Wes and Nick take on this Christmas classic and watch a nightmare unfold for two robbers and a psycho kid trying to kill them.

Plot:

It is Christmas time and the McCallister family is preparing for a vacation in Paris, France. But the youngest in the family, Kevin (Macaulay Culkin), got into a scuffle with his older brother Buzz (Devin Ratray) and was sent to his room, which is on the third floor of his house. Then, the next morning, while the rest of the family was in a rush to make it to the airport on time, they completely forgot about Kevin, who now has the house all to himself. Being home alone was fun for Kevin, having a pizza all to himself, jumping on his parents' bed, and making a mess. Then, Kevin discovers about two burglars, Harry (Joe Pesci) and Marv (Daniel Stern), about to rob his house on Christmas Eve. Kevin acts quickly by wiring his own house with makeshift booby traps to stop the burglars and to bring them to justice

Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964) - Movie Mondays - Episode 28

Mon, 04 Dec 2023 14:00:00 -0500

Wes and Nick had high hopes for this one and it turned out to be shitter than they thought if that's possible...

Plot:

Worried that their children have become obsessed with television shows from Earth which extol the virtues of Santa Claus, Martians begin an expedition to Earth to kidnap the one and only Santa Claus. While on Earth, they kidnap two lively children that lead the group of Martians to the North Pole and Santa Claus. The Martians then take Santa Claus and the two children back to Mars with them. Voldar, a particularly grumpy Martian, attempts to do away with the children and Santa Claus before they get to Mars, but their leader Lord Kimar stops him. When they arrive on Mars, Santa Claus, with the help of the two Earth children and a rather simple-minded Martian lackey, overcomes the Martians by bringing fun, happiness and Christmas cheer to the children of Mars.

The Comedy of Terrors (1963) - Movie Mondays - Episode 27

Mon, 27 Nov 2023 14:00:00 -0500

Wes and Nick watch this wacky comedy that is not scary, but kinda ridiculous.

Plot:

Waldo Trumbull, an undertaker who hasn't had any 'customers' in a long time is forced the pay one year's back-rent. To get money he starts to kill people in order to get new clients.

Witchfinder General (1968) - Movie Mondays - Episode 26

Wed, 22 Nov 2023 16:00:00 -0500

Wes and Nick tackle a movie about witches and the general who hunts them and makes them confess with the dumbest made up tests ever!

Plot:

England is torn in civil strife as the Royalists battle the Parliamentary Party for control. This conflict distracts people from rational thought and allows unscrupulous men to gain local power by exploiting village superstitions. One of these men is Matthew Hopkins, who tours the land offering his services as a persecutor of witches. Aided by his sadistic accomplice John Stearne, he travels from city to city and wrenches confessions from "witches" in order to line his pockets and gain sexual favors. When Hopkins persecutes a priest, he incurs the wrath of Richard Marshall, who is engaged to the priest's niece. Risking treason by leaving his military duties, Marshall relentlessly pursues the evil Hopkins and his minion Stearne.

Dutch (1991) - Movie Mondays - Episode 25

Fri, 17 Nov 2023 12:00:00 -0500

Wes and Nick tackle this Thanksgiving miracle featuring Al Bundy star Ed O'Neill and a shit head kid in this road trip flick!

Plot:

Working-class, blunt, down-to-earth good-guy construction worker Dutch Dooley is the current boyfriend of a wealthy, snobbish tycoon's ex-wife. Volunteering to drive the woman's son home to Chicago for Thanksgiving from his Georgia boarding school, Dutch doesn't expect a picaresque adventure with an insufferable 12-year-old snob (desperately insecure under the surface) who disapproves of him totally. Can they reach their destination as friends? Will they get home at all?

Planes, Trains and Automobiles (1987) - Movie Mondays - Episode 24

Thu, 09 Nov 2023 12:00:00 -0500

Wes and Nick are joined by the beautiful Honey Haven to bring you a blast from your past of this great thanksgiving comedy with annoying fat guys and dick head white haired assholes trying to get home.

Plot:

All that Neal Page wants to do is to get home for Thanksgiving. When bad weather cancels his flight, he decides on other means of transportation. As well as bad luck, Neal is blessed with the presence of Del Griffith, shower-curtain-ring salesman and all-around blabbermouth who is never short of advice, conversation, bad jokes, or company. And when he decides that he is going the same direction as Neal..

Night of the Comet (1984) - Movie Mondays - Episode 23

Mon, 23 Oct 2023 20:00:00 -0400

Wes and Nick review this movie with not zombie mutants and people turning into dust from a comet.

Plot:

A comet wipes out most of life on Earth, leaving two Valley Girls fighting against cannibal zombies and a sinister group of scientists.

Night of the Demons (1988) - Movie Mondays - Episode 22

Mon, 16 Oct 2023 19:00:00 -0400

Wes and Nick review this weird horror movie from 1988 with teens and demons with a black guy who survives.

Plot:

On the night of Halloween, 10 teens decide to go to a party at an abandoned funeral parlor. "Hull House", rumored to be built on an evil patch of land & underground stream, is the place. While starting the party, the teens gather around a big mirror to perform a seance...BIG MISTAKE. They awaken some evil force and find themselves trapped and taken over one by one. Now it's a battle for who can survive and cross over the stream before going to hell....

The Toxic Avenger (1984) - Movie Mondays - Episode 21

Mon, 09 Oct 2023 15:00:00 -0400

Wes and Nick are amazed by the most violent and sexual movie of 1984 featuring a nerd becoming a superhero!

Plot:

In Tromaville, Melvin works in a health club with his bucket and mop as a janitor. The sadistic bullies Bozo and Slug and their girlfriends Julie and Wanda, who love to hit-and-run people in empty streets, play a cruel prank on Melvin and he falls off the window in a barrel of toxic wastes in a truck parked in front of the health club. He turns into the strong monster Toxic Avenger and protects the town from criminals. He saves the blind Sara from a rape and soon they become sweethearts. At the same time that he is worshiped by the residents, the corrupt Mayor Peter Belgoody and his gang want to destroy him.

The Stuff (1985) - Movie Mondays - Episode 20

Mon, 02 Oct 2023 15:00:00 -0400

Wes and Nick tackle this disgusting movie about people eating stuff that makes you fall apart and throw up white stuff.

Plot:

When a mysterious, white, and gooey but delicious substance begins oozing from the Earth's surface, it makes a great new dessert product, but this new dessert has a sinister origin: it's an entity that takes over its victims' minds while making them crave more of it.

Street Sharks Toy Commercial (Mid 90s) - Wayback Wednesdays

Wed, 27 Sep 2023 10:00:00 -0400

Wes and Nick talk about the Shark Attack that is Street Sharks Toys! These were actually pretty cool!

Background:

Street Sharks is an American superhero animated series about the adventures of crime-fighting half-man/half-sharks.[1] It was produced by DIC Productions, L.P. and Bohbot Entertainment, and aired from 1994 to 1997, originally as a part of Bohbot's Amazin' Adventures programming block.[2] before moving to ABC for its final season.[3] The show promoted a line of action figures by Mattel.[4] The creators were David Siegel and Joe Galliani of Mr. Joe's Really Big Productions.

Class of 1984 (1982) - Movie Mondays - Episode 19

Mon, 25 Sep 2023 15:00:00 -0400

Wes and Nick take on this crazy and frustrating teen psychotic film that will have you being pissed and confused.

Plot:

There's something strange going on at the graffiti-covered Lincoln High, as teachers are carrying loaded guns, and the students have to walk through a metal detector before they enter the classroom. Before long, the school's new music teacher, Andrew Norris, will learn firsthand that it's even worse than it looks, as the drug-plagued institution is the territory of the charismatic Peter Stegman and his brutal gang of crazed followers. Now, under those dire circumstances, it's only a matter of time before the professor and the pupil lock horns, with unforeseen consequences. But, do drastic times call for drastic measures? In the end, is there a cure for violence?

Socker Boppers Toy Commercial (Mid 90s) - Wayback Wednesdays

Wed, 20 Sep 2023 10:00:00 -0400

Wes and Nick talk about a toy used by parents for their kids to beat each other up to spite them.

Background:

Socker Boppers (formerly Sock'em Boppers[1]) is a children's toy popularized in the late 1990s by Big Time Toys.[2] Socker Boppers and their spin-off products such as Sock'em Swords, Sock'em Shields, and Sock'em Screamers have sold more than five million units in the United States and internationally in such countries as Canada, Great Britain, Australia, New Zealand, and Mexico. In the 1990s, the package tagline and the television ad and video jingle were "more fun than a pillow fight!".

Mighty Morphin Power Rangers The Movie (1995) - Movie Mondays - Episode 18

Mon, 18 Sep 2023 15:00:00 -0400

Wes and Nick get nostalgic for weird ass Japanese stock footage with saved by the bell-like teens.

Plot:

Six teenagers Tommy, Kimberly, Adam, Billy, Rocky, and Aisha have discovered the power to fight the forces of evil. A giant egg is unearthed in Angel Grove. Lord Zedd and Rita Repulsa investigate the egg, and release the creature inside - Ivan Ooze, whom Zordon had trapped inside the egg six thousand years ago. Once released, Ooze left to seek revenge on Zordon. And now Zordon on his crystalline deathbed is dying because he has no power, without the power Zordon of Eltar would never existed. Now the fate of the universe is in their hands. But this time the Power Rangers head for a distant planet to meet up with a bikini-clad warrior babe named Dulcea who imparts ancient wisdom and power. But now that they have their powers back and become Power Rangers once more they will now get back to business and defeat Ivan Ooze at all costs.

Perfection Board Game Commercial (Early 90s) - Wayback Wednesdays

Wed, 13 Sep 2023 10:00:00 -0400

Wes and Nick review the Perfection Board Game Commercial, a fever dream from the mind of Les Claypool and Primus.

Background:

Perfection, originally produced by the Pennsylvania company Reed Toys, is a game by the Milton Bradley company. The object is to put all the pieces into matching holes on the board (pushed down) before the time limit runs out. When time runs out, the board springs up, causing many, if not all, of the pieces to fly out. In the most common version, there are 25 pieces to be placed into a 5×5 grid within 60 seconds.

Things to Come (1936) - Movie Mondays - Episode 17

Mon, 11 Sep 2023 15:00:00 -0400

Wes and Nick tackle a classic that will make you scream about all the progress that was made and how we need to stop this progress.

Plot:

A global war began in 1940. This war drags out over many decades until most of the people still alive (mostly those born after the war started) do not even know who started it or why. Nothing is being manufactured at all anymore and society has broken down into primitive localized communities. In 1966 a great plague wiped out most of what people were left but small numbers still survived. One day a strange aircraft lands at one of these communities and its pilot tells of an organization that is rebuilding civilization and slowly moving across the world re-civilizing these groups of survivors. Great reconstruction takes place over the next few decades and society is once again great and strong. The world's population is now living in underground cities. In the year 2035, on the eve of man's first flight to the moon, a popular uprising against progress (which some people claim has caused the wars of the past) gains support and becomes violent.

Crossfire Board Game Commercial (Early 90s) - Wayback Wednesdays

Wed, 06 Sep 2023 10:00:00 -0400

Wes and Nick watch and talk about the Crossfire TV commercial from the early 90s and talk about its impact on millennials.

Background:

Crossfire is a board game created by the Milton Bradley Company in 1971.[1] The object of the game is to score goals by pushing one of the two pucks into the opposing player's goal. This task is accomplished by shooting small metal ball bearings at the pucks using the attached guns. The earliest version of the game featured a flat board, whereas the 90's release board is dome-shaped. This causes the ball bearings to roll into the players' bins more easily but can cause the pucks to indefinitely rest at the edges of the board. The 2010 rerelease changed this to being sloped with a shallow grade, preventing the pucks from sliding on their own as much and making it easier to get them away from the borders.

Dr. GoldFoot and The Bikini Machine (1965) - Movie Mondays - Episode 16

Mon, 04 Sep 2023 15:00:00 -0400

Join Wes and Nick as they dive into the zany world of Dr. Goldfoot and the Bikini Machine, a gloriously ridiculous 60s James Bond spoof that's as campy as it is outrageous. In this episode, we explore the film's over-the-top antics and laugh at its unapologetic charm, while also noting that its humor might push some boundaries.

Plot:

In this riotous spoof, the nefarious Dr. Goldfoot hatches a scheme to conquer the world using his army of beautiful female robots. These seductive machines are designed to lure in wealthy and influential men, and it’s up to the dashing secret agent Craig Gamble to thwart his plans. When Robot #11, also known as Diane, sets her sights on millionaire Todd Armstrong, the stakes are high. Gamble's attempts to foil Dr. Goldfoot’s scheme lead him into a comically perilous situation—namely, a torture chamber reminiscent of the famous "The Pit and the Pendulum" scene.

The film is a treasure trove of campy moments and star-studded performances, featuring appearances by Annette Funicello, Harvey Lembeck, and Deborah Walley. With its blend of slapstick humor, playful parody, and groovy 60s style, this film is a true gem of its genre.

Tune in as we dissect the film's most memorable scenes, laugh about its absurdities, and delve into its unique place in the pantheon of classic spoofs. Whether you’re a fan of campy cinema or just in the mood for some good-natured fun, this episode is bound to entertain and amuse!

The Barbarians (1987) - Movie Mondays - Episode 15

Mon, 28 Aug 2023 15:00:00 -0400

Join Wes and Nick as they delve into the hilariously misguided world of The Barbarian Brothers, a Conan the Barbarian ripoff that’s as entertaining as it is cringe-worthy. In this episode, we take a closer look at a film that boasts some of the most bizarre body-building performances and strange vocalizations you’ll ever hear.

Plot:

The story follows two twin barbarian brothers who are on a quest for vengeance. Their tribe was brutally massacred by a ruthless warlord when they were just children, and now they seek to exact revenge. As they navigate through a series of epic battles and strange encounters, their quest takes them into a world of exaggerated muscle-bound heroes and questionable special effects.

With its over-the-top performances and a plot that barely holds together, this film offers a treasure trove of unintentional comedy. From the awkward dialogue to the outlandish sound effects, every moment is a testament to its low-budget charm.

Tune in as we dissect the film’s numerous oddities, laugh about its unintentional hilarity, and explore how it stacks up against other low-budget ripoffs. Whether you're a fan of campy action or just enjoy a good laugh at the expense of some questionable cinema, this episode is sure to deliver. Grab your popcorn and get ready for a wild ride through one of the most delightfully awful films we've ever watched!

Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory (1971) - Movie Mondays - Episode 14

Mon, 21 Aug 2023 15:00:00 -0400

Join Wes and Nick as they dive into one of the most beloved and batshit crazy classics of all time: Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory! In this episode, we unravel the whimsical madness of a film that has captured hearts for decades, and of course, we share in the wild excitement and nostalgia that everyone loves.

Plot:

In a world that’s been eagerly awaiting a glimpse into the enigmatic Willy Wonka’s secretive factory, the news of a rare opportunity sends shockwaves across the globe. After years of reclusiveness, Wonka announces a once-in-a-lifetime contest: five lucky winners will get an exclusive tour of his magical factory, where they’ll witness the astonishing secrets behind his legendary candy creations. And, as the cherry on top, one fortunate soul will win a lifetime supply of Wonka chocolate!

Among the hopefuls is young Charlie Bucket, whose impoverished family can barely afford even a single chocolate bar, let alone the dozens needed to find one of the coveted golden tickets. But in the world of movies, magic happens, and Charlie's dreams come true. Along with four other children—each more unsavory than the last—Charlie embarks on a fantastical journey through the wondrous factory.

As each of the less deserving children faces their own mild disasters, the adventure unfolds in truly bizarre and delightful ways. Can Charlie defy the odds and seize the ultimate prize? Tune in as we explore the film’s eccentric characters, memorable scenes, and the timeless charm that makes this classic a wild, whimsical ride.

Get ready for a rollercoaster of laughter, nostalgia, and insightful commentary as we celebrate one of the most fantastical films ever made. Grab your golden tickets and join us for an episode filled with magic and mayhem!

Slave Girls From Beyond Infinity (1987) - Movie Mondays - Episode 13

Mon, 14 Aug 2023 20:00:00 -0400

Join Wes and Nick as they delve into the wild and provocative world of The Jungle Goddess, a film that blends space opera with tantalizing escapades and jungle madness. This episode explores a movie that's as risqué as it is outrageous, offering a unique mix of adventure and near-pornographic allure.

Plot:

In this tantalizing sci-fi romp, we follow the adventures of Daria and Tisa, two resourceful and stunning women who manage to escape from a grim space gulag. Their freedom is short-lived, however, as their spaceship crash-lands on a remote planet where they encounter Zed—a man clad in tight pants who revels in playing "The Most Dangerous Game."

Zed, a thrill-seeking hunter with a twisted sense of sport, has set up a jungle preserve where he turns unsuspecting guests into prey. Armed only with knives and their cunning, Daria and Tisa, along with another unfortunate soul, must navigate through Zed’s treacherous jungle. Their goal? To reach a hidden arms cache before they fall victim to Zed’s sadistic game.

In this episode, Wes and Nick break down the film’s provocative elements and its blend of sci-fi with nearly explicit content. We’ll discuss the film’s outrageous plot, laugh at its campy moments, and analyze the characters' daring escape from Zed’s lethal hunt. Expect a mix of humor and insight as we uncover the movie's most outrageous scenes and evaluate its place in the pantheon of gloriously offbeat cinema.

So, buckle up for a journey through space jungle madness and join us for a discussion that’s as wild and thrilling as the film itself!

House (1985) - Movie Mondays - Episode 12

Mon, 24 Jul 2023 15:00:00 -0400

Join Wes and Nick as they dive into the eerie and entertaining world of House, a horror film that combines creepy thrills with a touch of dark humor. In this episode, we dissect the story of Roger Cobb, a Vietnam veteran whose life takes a chilling turn as he faces his own haunted past.

Plot:

Roger Cobb, a once-successful horror novelist, finds his life unraveling after his young son, Jimmy, mysteriously disappears while visiting his aunt’s secluded house. The disappearance not only tears apart Roger's marriage but also derails his once-thriving writing career. As Roger’s life spirals into chaos, he is compelled to return to the house where his nightmares began following the sudden death of his aunt.

In the eerie confines of this haunted house, Roger is forced to confront his deepest fears and darkest memories. As he battles malevolent zombies and supernatural horrors, Roger’s journey becomes a harrowing exploration of his troubled past. The film’s blend of supernatural terror and psychological drama creates a chilling atmosphere that keeps viewers on edge.

In this episode, Wes and Nick break down the film’s creepy elements, laugh at some of the movie’s more absurd moments, and delve into the psychological depth of Roger's character. We’ll explore how the film mixes horror with dark humor and why it stands out as a unique entry in the genre.

Expect a rollercoaster of chills and laughs as we dissect the twists and turns of Roger Cobb’s unsettling journey. Tune in for a discussion that’s as thrilling as the film itself and get ready to uncover why this horror classic continues to captivate audiences.

Chopping Mall (1986) - Movie Mondays - Episode 11

Mon, 17 Jul 2023 15:00:00 -0400

Join Wes and Nick as they revel in the glorious mess of Chopping Mall, a delightfully crappy and campy horror film that takes mall mayhem to new, ridiculous heights. In this episode, we dive into the chaotic world of killer robots and late-night escapades, all set against the backdrop of a shopping center that’s anything but secure.

Plot:

The Park Plaza 2000 Shopping Center is unveiling a cutting-edge nighttime security system from Secure-tronics, designed to keep the mall safe from intruders. The centerpiece of this new system is a trio of 101 series Protector robots, programmed to neutralize any unauthorized personnel until the police can arrive. Equipped with high-tech capabilities and an impenetrable security protocol, these robots are supposed to offer peace of mind.

However, on the very first night of the new system’s operation, things go awry. Eight young mall employees, eager for a secret after-hours party in the home furnishings store, don’t realize they’re about to become the ultimate test subjects for the malfunctioning robots. The party includes Ferdy Meisel, a somewhat anxious employee concerned about the state of the store, and Alison Parks, the new girl at the mall who only knows a few of her coworkers. Their festive plans quickly turn into a nightmare when the robots begin to malfunction and adopt a new, deadly objective: to kill anyone in their path.

Trapped inside the mall after midnight, the group must navigate the perilous environment filled with merchandise that could either help or hinder their survival. With the mall’s security robots turning against them and the clock ticking until morning, the stakes couldn’t be higher. Will Ferdy and Alison, along with their friends, manage to survive the night and escape the mechanical menace?

In this episode, Wes and Nick break down the film’s over-the-top antics, laugh at the absurdity of the killer robots, and appreciate the campy charm that makes Chopping Mall a cult classic. Tune in as we dissect the film’s numerous quirks, share our favorite moments, and revel in the absurdity of this mall horror extravaganza.

King Kung Fu (1976) - Movie Mondays - Episode 10

Mon, 10 Jul 2023 15:00:00 -0400

Join Wes and Nick as they bravely navigate the perplexing world of King Kung Fu, a film that doubles as a Wichita, Kansas commercial with an unusual premise. In this episode, we dissect a movie so bafflingly odd that it might make you question the sanity of its creators—and whether it’s worth your time to watch.

Plot:

In a remote monastery in China, a remarkable talking gorilla named King Kung Fu has been trained in the ancient and esteemed art of kung fu. After mastering his combat skills, King Kung Fu is sent on a mission to America to showcase the might and grace of Chinese martial arts to the Western world. However, things take a turn for the bizarre when he finds himself passing through Kansas.

Enter a pair of bumbling reporters who spot King Kung Fu and quickly see him as their golden ticket to fame and fortune. They believe that by capturing footage of the kung fu gorilla, they can achieve instant success. But as luck would have it, King Kung Fu outsmarts them and escapes, setting off a chaotic chase across the Kansas plains.

Soon, the entire region is embroiled in a wild pursuit, with everyone trying to catch the elusive Shaolin simian. From slapstick antics to absurd plot twists, this film is a whirlwind of questionable decisions and comedic mishaps.

In this episode, Wes and Nick offer a candid review of this long, Wichita-centric commercial masquerading as a movie. We’ll break down the film’s ludicrous elements, laugh at its baffling scenes, and warn you of the potential dangers of investing your time in such a cinematic curiosity. Get ready for a ride through one of the most perplexing films we’ve encountered, and learn why sometimes, it’s best to stick to movies that make a bit more sense.

Return of the Ape Man (1944) - Movie Mondays - Episode 9

Mon, 03 Jul 2023 15:00:00 -0400

Join Wes and Nick as they delve into the peculiar world of The Ape Man, a film that boldly attempts to continue the story from a previous installment, but with a new, bizarre twist. In this episode, we unravel the nonsensical plot and laugh at the sheer absurdity of this so-called "sequel" that’s anything but.

Plot:

In The Ape Man, Professors Dexter and Gilmore are at the forefront of a radical experiment in reanimation. Having recently revived a tramp who had been frozen for four months, the researchers are eager to test their process on a more ambitious subject. Their target? A prehistoric man discovered encased in a block of ice in the Arctic.

Back at their laboratory, the reanimated prehistoric man proves to be far from cooperative. Struggling with violent tendencies and an inability to communicate, he soon escapes from his holding cell and murders a policeman. Faced with this crisis, Dexter devises a plan to make the creature more manageable and articulate by replacing part of his brain.

Dexter’s initial choice for a brain donor is the fiancé of Gilmore's niece, Anne. This decision angers Gilmore to the point of pulling a gun on Dexter, threatening to halt the experiment. Infuriated, Dexter decides to use Gilmore’s brain instead, setting off a chain of events that leads to even more chaos.

With the modified ape man now possessing Gilmore's brain, he escapes and heads straight to Gilmore’s home. As the plot unfolds, we witness a series of increasingly bizarre and humorous developments, culminating in a climax that’s as wild as it is unpredictable.

In this episode, Wes and Nick provide a thorough breakdown of the film’s plot, highlight its many absurdities, and share their thoughts on what makes this "sequel" so delightfully strange. Prepare for a blend of commentary and laughter as we explore the depths of this weird and wacky horror film.

Bela Lugosi Meets a Brooklyn Gorilla (1952) - Movie Mondays - Episode 8

Mon, 26 Jun 2023 15:00:00 -0400

Join Wes and Nick as they dive into the wonderfully absurd world of Bela Lugosi Meets a Brooklyn Gorilla, a film that blends the iconic horror legend Bela Lugosi with a zany adventure that’s equal parts comedy and chaos. In this episode, we break down every outrageous moment and share our thoughts on this peculiar mix of horror and slapstick.

Plot:

In Bela Lugosi Meets a Brooklyn Gorilla, the film follows the misadventures of entertainers Mitchell and Petrillo, a pair of bumbling, Martin & Lewis-esque comedians who parachute into the heart of the mysterious Pacific island of Cola-Cola. This lush and untamed locale is home to primitive tribesmen, a charismatic chief’s sarong-clad daughter named Nona, and the enigmatic Dr. Zabor—a mad scientist with a penchant for bizarre experiments.

Dr. Zabor is deeply envious of Mitchell’s growing relationship with the lovely Nona and hatches a diabolical plan to exact his revenge. He’s on a quest to make a literal monkey out of Mitchell, using his twisted evolutionary experiments to transform the hapless entertainer into a simian creature. As the plot unfolds, the combination of Dr. Zabor’s sinister machinations and the antics of Mitchell and Petrillo creates a delightfully chaotic and campy spectacle.

In this episode, Wes and Nick offer their humorous and insightful commentary on this classic film. From the wild jungle setting and eccentric characters to the absurd science fiction elements and Lugosi’s captivating presence, we cover it all. Expect a lively discussion filled with laughs as we dissect the film’s many quirks and explore why Bela Lugosi Meets a Brooklyn Gorilla is a must-see for fans of vintage horror-comedy hybrids.

So grab your popcorn and join us for an entertaining journey through this uniquely entertaining film, where Bela Lugosi’s horror gravitas meets a comedic adventure in the most unexpected ways.

The Bride of the Gorilla (1951) - Movie Mondays - Episode 7

Mon, 19 Jun 2023 15:00:00 -0400

Join Wes and Nick as they embark on a wild ride through the jungle with The Bride of the Gorilla, a film that blends primal horror with melodramatic intrigue. In this episode, we delve into the madness of this jungle-set thriller and provide our humorous and insightful commentary on its many eccentricities.

Plot:

In The Bride of the Gorilla, we follow the story of Barney Chavez (played by the ever-intense Raymond Burr), a plantation manager in the heart of the South American jungle. Barney's greed drives him to commit a heinous act—murdering his elderly employer in order to pursue the man's stunning wife, played by the glamorous Barbara Payton. However, this nefarious deed does not go unnoticed.

An old native witch witnesses Barney's crime and, in her fury, places a curse upon him. This curse triggers a bizarre and chilling transformation: Barney begins to turn into a rampaging gorilla each night. As his nights are plagued by savage outbursts, Barney’s sanity—and his grip on reality—starts to unravel.

But the film leaves us questioning: Is Barney's transformation into a gorilla truly supernatural, or is it merely a manifestation of his guilty conscience and deteriorating mental state?

In this episode, Wes and Nick dissect every twisted element of this jungle horror film, from the over-the-top performances to the film's unique blend of supernatural and psychological horror. We’ll explore the absurdity of Barney’s nightly transformations, the impact of the native witch’s curse, and the film’s overall campy charm.

Expect a lively discussion filled with laughs and keen observations as we navigate through the film’s chaotic plot, questionable special effects, and melodramatic moments. Whether you’re a fan of classic horror or just in it for the sheer entertainment value, our breakdown of The Bride of the Gorilla will keep you engaged and entertained.

The Gorilla (1939) - Movie Mondays - Episode 6

Mon, 10 Apr 2023 16:00:00 -0400

Join Wes and Nick as they dive into the wild and wacky world of The Gorilla, a film that combines mystery, horror, and campy thrills in a delightfully absurd package. In this episode, we offer our in-depth thoughts and commentary on this offbeat ape-themed movie that’s packed with twists, turns, and a whole lot of gorilla business.

Plot:

The Gorilla centers on a sinister serial killer known only as "The Gorilla," who has set his sights on wealthy financier Walter Stevens. In a dramatic and chilling fashion, The Gorilla scales the exterior of Stevens' opulent home and leaves a menacing note pinned to the housemaid Kitty, announcing his deadly intentions. As Stevens attempts to manage an outstanding $250,000 loan, he devises a convoluted plan to repay it involving his niece, Norma Denby, and her fiancé, Jack Marsden.

Instead of calling the police, Stevens hires a trio of bumbling detectives to protect him, adding a layer of comedic ineptitude to the already chaotic scenario. The tension ramps up when a second note ominously states that The Gorilla will strike "At midnight," heightening the suspense. To make matters even more confusing, there is an actual gorilla named Poe caged in the garage, which is soon released to roam the property.

As midnight approaches, the suspense builds with eerie radio announcements counting down the minutes. When the lights go out, Stevens mysteriously vanishes, leaving behind a series of strange occurrences: a hairy arm emerges from a closet, an unconscious stranger falls out, and a well-dressed man sneaks around, searching for clues. The plot thickens with a new message declaring that "The Gorilla has done his work. Walter is dead. He's in the garage."

Kitty finds herself trapped in the gorilla cage, and Poe the gorilla grabs a fainted Norma, creating even more mayhem. Amid the chaos, a darkly dressed man claims to be a securities investigator but is actually revealed to be The Gorilla himself. In a surprising twist, Peters, the butler, turns the tables by confronting the killer. It turns out Stevens orchestrated the entire elaborate ruse to catch The Gorilla, who had been terrorizing his clients.

In this episode, Wes and Nick unpack every eccentric detail of this cinematic oddity, from the over-the-top performances and convoluted plot twists to the film’s unique blend of horror and comedy. Expect a lively discussion filled with humor and insightful commentary as we explore why The Gorilla stands out as a memorable, if delightfully bizarre, entry in the genre.

Grab your popcorn and join us for a thrilling and entertaining dive into the madness of The Gorilla—where the line between thriller and farce is hilariously blurred!

The Screaming Skull (1958) - Movie Mondays - Episode 5

Mon, 03 Apr 2023 16:00:00 -0400

Join Wes and Nick as they dive into the creepy and campy world of The Screaming Skull, a classic film that has garnered its own unique place in the realm of so-bad-it’s-good cinema. In this episode, we provide our colorful thoughts and commentary on this delightfully terrible movie that’s as puzzling as it is entertaining.

Plot:

In The Screaming Skull, newlyweds Eric and Jenni Whitlock move into Eric’s eerie and desolate mansion. The house, already shrouded in mystery, holds dark memories for Eric—his first wife, Marianne, tragically died in what was deemed a freak accident. As Jenni settles into her new life, she begins to experience unsettling phenomena. With a history of mental illness, she starts seeing bizarre apparitions, including a peculiar and sinister skull that seems to appear out of nowhere.

The tension escalates as Jenni’s sanity is questioned, and she becomes increasingly obsessed with the skull. Meanwhile, suspicion begins to fall on Mickey, the estate's mentally challenged gardener. Mickey, who had a close and possibly romantic relationship with Eric’s late wife Marianne, becomes a prime suspect in the growing list of strange occurrences.

Wes and Nick unravel every absurd detail of this movie, from its low-budget special effects to its questionable plot twists. We dive into the hilariously awkward performances, the bizarre storyline, and the film's attempt at suspenseful horror. With our trademark humor, we dissect why The Screaming Skull is a fascinating example of classic horror cinema gone awry.

Expect a lively discussion filled with laughs and sharp observations as we explore the film’s quirks and inconsistencies. Whether you’re a fan of classic horror or just enjoy a good laugh at a movie’s expense, our commentary on The Screaming Skull will keep you entertained from start to finish.

So grab your popcorn and join us as we delve into the world of poorly executed scares and melodramatic performances in this unforgettable cinematic experience!

The Ape Man (1943) - Movie Mondays - Episode 4

Mon, 06 Mar 2023 11:00:00 -0500

Join Wes and Nick as they delve into the zany world of The Ape Man, a classic and utterly bonkers film that combines bad science with bizarre transformation! In this episode, we bring our usual wit and critique to this outrageous movie that has earned a place in the annals of cult cinema.

Plot:

In The Ape Man, we follow the deranged Dr. James Brewster, a scientist whose experiments have gone terribly wrong. With the help of his bumbling colleague Dr. Randall, Brewster has subjected himself to a series of unhinged scientific procedures that have transformed him into a grotesque, stooped-over ape-man. The transformation leaves Brewster with a desperate need for a cure, and he’s convinced that only an injection of freshly drawn human spinal fluid can reverse his condition.

As Brewster spirals further into madness, Dr. Randall, horrified by the results of Brewster’s experiments, refuses to assist him in finding a cure. Left to his own devices, Brewster, along with his loyal yet surprisingly articulate gorilla, embarks on a desperate hunt for suitable donors. What follows is a series of increasingly absurd and comedic events as Brewster’s quest leads him into dangerous and hilarious situations.

Wes and Nick tackle this cinematic oddity with their signature humor, dissecting every campy moment and convoluted plot twist. From the laughable special effects to the over-the-top performances, we explore why The Ape Man is a fascinating example of classic horror gone haywire. Our commentary highlights the film’s quirks, including its questionable scientific premise and the outlandish attempts at creating suspense.

Tune in for a rollicking discussion filled with laughs, sharp observations, and a hearty dose of nostalgia for fans of cheesy horror films. We delve into the film’s ludicrous elements, its place in the genre, and why it’s a must-watch for aficionados of bizarre cinema.

So, grab your favorite snacks and join us as we navigate the hilariously weird world of The Ape Man!

McLintock (1963) - Movie Mondays - Episode 3

Mon, 27 Feb 2023 11:00:00 -0500

Join Wes and Nick as they saddle up and dive into the wild and wacky world of McLintock, the classic John Wayne film that’s as entertaining as it is outrageous! In this episode, we provide our unique commentary and insights on this quintessential Western romp that combines humor, drama, and a generous helping of John Wayne charisma.

Plot:

Meet George Washington McLintock, known to friends and foes alike as “GW,” the undisputed cattle baron and richest man in the territory. With a reputation as larger than life as his personality, GW eagerly anticipates the return of his daughter, Becky, who has been away at school for the past two years. But the reunion is far from straightforward.

Much to GW's surprise, his estranged wife, Katherine, also returns. Katherine left him years earlier without offering a clear explanation, and her reappearance is accompanied by a surprising announcement: she plans to take Becky back to the State Capitol with her. This new complication throws GW into a whirlwind of emotions and challenges.

As GW navigates the chaos brought on by Katherine’s return, he must also contend with a series of pressing issues. The territory is flooded with farmers taking advantage of free land grants, while the Native American population faces the threat of forced relocation to a reservation. Adding to the mix are a crooked land agent and a scheming government Indian agent, each with their own hidden agendas.

Through it all, GW remains a pillar of respect and authority, striving to balance the needs and demands of his family, his community, and his land. His efforts to maintain peace and do what’s right lead to a series of comedic and dramatic moments that showcase John Wayne's legendary screen presence.

Wes and Nick delve into the film’s zany plot twists, memorable characters, and the larger-than-life performances that make McLintock a standout in the Western genre. We explore the film’s themes of loyalty, family, and justice, all while highlighting the humor and eccentricities that make this movie a timeless classic.

Tune in for a lively discussion filled with laughs, critical insights, and a hearty appreciation for one of John Wayne’s most entertaining roles. Whether you’re a fan of classic Westerns or just in the mood for some good ol' fashioned fun, this episode has something for everyone!

Robot Monster (1953) - Movie Mondays - Episode 2

Mon, 20 Feb 2023 10:00:00 -0500

Join Wes and Nick as they delve into the hilariously bizarre world of Robot Monster, a quintessential example of 1950s sci-fi schlock! In this episode, we dissect the campy charm and sheer absurdity of this cult classic that has earned its place in the annals of bad movie history.

Plot:

Meet Ro-Man, the alien invader who looks strikingly like a gorilla trapped inside a clunky diving helmet. With the help of his bubble-blowing weapon of choice, Ro-Man has wreaked havoc on Earth, wiping out nearly all of humanity and leaving only six survivors. As he continues his quest to eliminate the last remnants of civilization, the movie unfolds in a series of comedic and often nonsensical events.

The plot thickens when Ro-Man encounters the young woman among the survivors, and our alien antagonist develops an inexplicable and rather awkward infatuation with her. Amidst the chaos of his extermination mission, Ro-Man’s newfound feelings for the woman introduce a romantic subplot that’s as confusing as it is amusing. The film’s use of a bubble machine as a key element in Ro-Man’s arsenal adds another layer of ridiculousness to this already wild ride.

Wes and Nick break down the film’s numerous shortcomings, from its laughable special effects and stilted performances to its convoluted storyline and questionable production choices. We’ll explore why Robot Monster is a must-watch for fans of so-bad-it’s-good cinema, and share our thoughts on the film’s place in the pantheon of terrible yet entertaining sci-fi movies.

Expect plenty of laughs, critical insights, and affectionate ribbing as we navigate the unintentional comedy and charming ineptitude of Robot Monster. Whether you’re a connoisseur of vintage bad movies or just in the mood for some nostalgic fun, this episode promises to deliver both!

Tune in to hear Wes and Nick’s hilarious commentary and see why Robot Monster is a beloved trainwreck of 1950s cinema.

Plan 9 From Outer Space (1959) - Movie Mondays - Episode 1

Mon, 19 Dec 2022 17:00:00 -0500

Wes and Nick dive into the iconic disasterpiece Plan 9 from Outer Space, a film that has earned its place in the annals of bad movie history. Directed by the infamous Ed Wood, this cinematic train wreck has captivated audiences with its sheer absurdity and bewildering plot.

Plot:

In the heart of California, a grieving old man (Bela Lugosi) is mourning the recent death of his wife (Vampira). The next day, tragedy strikes again when he himself dies. However, the story takes a bizarre turn when extraterrestrial beings Eros and Tanna use a mysterious electric device to resurrect both the old man and the strong Inspector Clay, who was also killed by the couple. Instead of an invasion, these aliens have a peculiar mission: to prevent humanity from developing the "Solaranite" bomb, a weapon that could threaten the entire universe. As bizarre flying saucers hover over Hollywood and Washington DC, a motley crew of characters—including a colonel, a police lieutenant, a commercial pilot, his wife, and a policeman—rises to confront the extraterrestrial threat.

Join Wes and Nick as they dissect the many absurdities of this cult classic, from its notorious special effects and laughably bad dialogue to its completely incoherent storyline. We'll explore why Plan 9 has become a beloved favorite among fans of so-bad-it’s-good cinema, and share our own humorous insights and critiques. Don't miss out on our take on one of the most notorious films in movie history—tune in and get ready to laugh at the outrageous mess that is Plan 9 from Outer Space!