The ONAWJO Podcast

Ep. 18: Pink Light Saber

Fri, 27 Jan 2023 08:00:00 -0500

On today's ep we discuss J Cole's road to playing a NBA game, Joyner Lucas(AKA THICK DRAKE) and J Cole colab, Sza new body, Nikki Minaj family drama, Karen civil accused of stealing from artist, border patrol on horseback treating Haitian refugees as runaway slaves, first look a Ye's jenyuhs documentary trailer, star wars anime, samurai champloo retrospective, best tv dad of all time, Dora the explorer cocaine adventures, RoniTalk, people born after smart phones and the effects it's having, and we also took a look back at Chappelle show’s funniest skits. Side note never let buc nasty steer any ship ever.

EP. 17: Back To Business

Fri, 20 Jan 2023 08:00:00 -0500

Happy new year and welcome back to the ONAWJOpod. Today we talk about the quickest fall from the top, Kendrick control verse retrospective, who wouldn't be named by Kendrick if control was put out today, jay electronica retrospective, wildest metro stories, Charlemagne's show critiques, and Kwame Brown vs Westbrook. Stay tuned because we have more eps in the vault ready to be released.

Ep 16.5 | Taliban Takes Over China

Fri, 27 May 2022 08:00:00 -0400

On today's episode we have our 3rd intoxicated episode sponsored by Tipsy Tea. We take a look back on the horrific tragedy that took place on September 11, 2001. We also discover that Taliban has taken over China, they have banned Chinese girly boys, a teacher grabs student in a inappropriate way, terry crews uninvited to the cookout, the Met Gala recap, VMAs recap, Chole Bailey's VMA performance , Busta Rhymes VMA performance, frank ocean reveals his son to the world, Nikki Minaj vaccination concerns, swollen nutsacks from the vax, clones, Key of Awesome retrospect, R. Kelly is into scat, R. Kelly and usher burned by the same girl, taliban confiscates all ps5 chips, and a transgender female beats "born woman's" ass in mma fight. Enjoy the episode and follow us on Instagram @https://instagram.com/theonawjopod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

Ep 15 | Teigen's Pizza

Fri, 20 May 2022 08:00:00 -0400

Welcome back to the ONAWJOPodcast and we have another episode fresh outta the archives. On today we discover Chrissy Teigen's biggest secret, we also breakdown Ye's donda album, dababy meeting with the HIV community, Drake's new album cover, Sza unlocks her arcana, music dropping/dropped, Sha'Carri gets smoked by Jamaicans, lil Nas X “Montero” album cover, Fresh Prince reboot, Atl 2 reveal, Drumline 2 trailer, Captain Marvel, Montel "Jordan" Williams, Spider-man “No WayHome” Trailer, Terrance Howard roles in Hollywood, Queen Latifah as the "Equalizer", Trick Daddy likes getting his boonkie ate out, original Oreo cookie, and onlyfans comes back.
Enjoy the show and be sure to like and follow the ONAWJOPodcast on Instagram for the latest news and hilarious clips @ https://instagram.com/theonawjopod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= .

Ep 14 | Michai'EL Myers The Cum Collector

Fri, 13 May 2022 08:00:00 -0400

Welcome to our very first Friday The 13th episode and today we talk about our favorite horror/slashers. We also dive deep into Jason Voorhees lore, Michael Myers, Field of Dreams reenactment, Simone Biles adderall addiction, Tory Lanez vs Cassidy, Celebrity Boxing, go fund me scam exposed, day time tv talk shows, Family Matters reunion, The Boy Wonder comes out of the closet, Spider-Man No Way Home, the nastiest basketball nicknames, Terry Crews joins the Stink Butt Gang, Brittany Spears, new music, and the worst soda. Enjoy the show.

Ep 13 | N***** Land

Fri, 29 Apr 2022 08:00:00 -0400

On todays episode we start off with celebrating one of our Black queens becoming a billionaire. We also speak on Terry crews letting people grab his family jewels, Fenty, suicide squad, King Richard, Spirit airlines leaving passengers stranded at airports, Aliyah allegedly being drudged before boarding the infamous plane crash, Kanye rant retrospect, Lil Nas X plans to denounce his homosexuality, Dababy cancel tour continues, Dipset vs The Lox, the agenda of genders, New slave movie "Cracker", Delta variant, ball dip challenge, new music, and Grammy predictions. Enjoy the show

Ep 12 | Where My Birthday N****** At

Fri, 22 Apr 2022 08:00:00 -0400

Welcome back the to the ONAWJOPOD. On this episode we breakdown the Netflix series "The Get Down" and how much they try to "syce" old school hip-hop. We also discuss Dababy's cancel tour, the gay community, Simone Biles stepping down form the olympics, mental health awareness, revolution of smart phones, websites from back in the day, Jeff Bezos goes to space, the Space force vs the Aliens, Arthurs final birthday, the best "MEME" character, The Simpsons, Vaccinations, quarantine retrospect, the future of movie theaters, and Isaiah Rashad's 3rd studio album "The House Is Burning". Enjoy the show

EP 11 | Mumbo Mentality Ft. The Love Cutter

Fri, 15 Apr 2022 08:00:00 -0400

Welcome to the 2nd edition of the "intoxicated episodes" where On this episode we introduce our first official guest Eve "The Love Blunt" and discuss her first experience of becoming a soon to be mom. We also speak on Biz Markie recent passing, Space jam 2, Magic Johnson and the NBA becoming mainstream, Hanna-Barbera cartoons, the assassination of Hati's president, the Surfside condo collapse, gun violence, discipling kids, Cohova witnesses, Sha'Carri failing drug test, vax attack, and Zalia Avant-garde wins the spelling bee. Enjoy the show.

EP 10 | Trapped In The Boonkie

Fri, 08 Apr 2022 08:00:00 -0400

On today's episode we discuss Bill Cosby escape/release from jail and "Charlemagne Tha God's" obsessions with "Boonkies". We also ecxhange observations about Sha'carri Richardson, Space jam 2/ looney tunes, Kwame Brown, Allison Mac's sex cult, Ray J and Wendy Williams love affair/ Ray J's past relationships, Comedies wearing dresses, Jesus is king 11 for 11, and our very first ONAWJOPod "Yahmaha session ". Enjoy the VIBES.

EP 09 | Jesus Juice (F*ck These N*****)

Fri, 01 Apr 2022 08:00:00 -0400

On today's episode we delve into former Disney star Kyle Massey and his recent pedophilic crimes. We also stumble upon his former co-star Orlando Brown, Brittany Spears financial captivity, super Mario Barrios vs Tank Davis, John "McAfee's" labtop, Aliens, glory holes, vs battles, Trick daddy vs the Bee Hive, and making Joan'n normal again. Enjoy the show.

EP 08 | The Bat D*CK

Fri, 25 Mar 2022 08:00:00 -0400

With the latest release of "BATMAN" in theaters, we unravel the mysteries of the famous "Caped Crusader". Sit back as we reveal the "naked truth" of one of our favorite billionaire vigilantes. Enjoy the show.

EP. 07 | Kamalaahhhh

Fri, 18 Mar 2022 08:00:00 -0400

On today's episode we discuss entertainers and their new fashion choices, outside opening back up, the Tulsa massacre and their victims potentially receiving reparations, and our first female vice president's hidden past. Sit back, relax and enjoy the show.

EP. 06 | Gay Skittles

Sun, 20 Feb 2022 08:00:00 -0500

On today the show we talked about our fav wrestler intros, democrats continuance of pandering to black people, and we also discovered one of our beloved candies might be a little "sweeter" than we originally remember. Enjoy the show

EP. 03 | Legends Of D*ckhole

Fri, 18 Feb 2022 17:00:00 -0500

Welcome to the first of many intoxicated episodes where today we discuss new movie trailers that dropped such as, Spacejam and Shang Chi. We also discover one West coast rapper has his own harem of lucky ladies. Enjoy the show.

EP. 02 | Unlock Your Arcana

Fri, 18 Feb 2022 16:00:00 -0500

On this episode we review the new "Mortal Kombat" movie and what other video game movies we would like to see make it to the big screen. Enjoy the show.

EP. 01 | Where My Dogs At

Fri, 18 Feb 2022 08:00:00 -0500

Welcome to the 1st episode of TheOnawjoPodcast featuring DJ Malcolm Xcellent, Justin "JustBlazeArt" Fennell, and the "PrinceOfHerbs" Prince Ahkeem. Listen as we bounce between topics ranging formPrince Phillip to DMX to Cujo the killer dog. Enjoy the show!

Ep. 05 | Rise Of The New Godz

Sat, 18 Sep 2021 19:00:00 -0400

On Todays episode we take our claim as the "New Gods" of the podcast/journalsim wave as the fall of "Charlemagne the God" continues. We also give our thoughts on the Kawme Brown situation, south park's take on the covid/ vaccine situation, Anthony Mackie's role on "Black Mirror", and Summer Walker's questionable dietary choices for her baby. Enjoy the show.

EP. 04 | Stop That Corny Ish

Sat, 11 Sep 2021 20:00:00 -0400

On Todays episode we take a listen to the lastest J. Cole studio album "The Off-season" and give our first take on the album. We also discuss the spilt between the Joe Budden podcast, the "rapper" Common's various relationships, Micheal Jordan's potential appearance in Space Jam 2, and somehow we ended up finding corn in places it doesn't belong. Enjoy the show.