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85 - All Aboard Sierra's Wild West Express - Crash at Crush

Tue, 14 Mar 2023 04:00:00 -0600

From Buster Hymen, to Owney the Rail Mail dog, there's nothing we love more than a story about a train. Join us as we embark on one more journey by rail.

In this episode, Sierra tells the story of yet another train freak, while Carmyn daydreams of union busting. You'll learn how train whistles work, hear about a tiny town named Beyonce, and discover how overrated the Gold Rush was.

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84 - Jesus Christ, Jr. - What's Inside the Earth?

Tue, 07 Mar 2023 04:00:00 -0700

Welcome to America—where we watch M*A*S*H, marry our in-laws, and we've got jeans sitting in the front yard. Join us as we find out what's hiding beneath earth's surface!

In episode 84, Carmyn announces she's a girl while screaming about printers, and Sierra dreams of a bowling alley. You'll hear about closet atheists, pistol whipping, and St. Louis's new marketing campaign—all while on a journey to the center of the earth.

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83 - Baseball Batman - Rube Waddell

Tue, 28 Feb 2023 04:00:00 -0700

What do waterfowl jumping rope, firefighting, and the number 53 have in common?
One man: Rube Waddell.

This week on the podcast, Sierra tells the story of Rube Waddell, a baseball player with a couple extra hobbies, while Colin speculates on the length of his legs. Join us to hear what Mr. Clean, Pitbull, and Howie Mandel have in common, baseball bingo, and yet another ostrich farm.

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82 - Father, Son, and Holy Spirit - Sugata Mitra's Hole In the Wall

Tue, 21 Feb 2023 06:00:00 -0700

In episode 82, Colin takes us on an early aughts adventure with education theorist Sugata Mitra. We learn about Sugata's Hole in the Wall project, while Sierra blasts "Every Breath You Take" by The Police.

Tune in to hear about the trickle down effect of education, a wizard that smells like binary, and our new favorite game: "Father, Son, & Holy Spirit."

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81 - Bar Rescue (1890) - Carrie Nation

Tue, 14 Feb 2023 04:00:00 -0700

Bar Rescue's Jon Taffer says "People don't go to uncool bars." Well, Carrie Nation visits them anyway.

In episode 81, Sierra spins the story of an axe wielding prohibitionist, while Colin dreams of an alternate life as a fighter pilot. You'll hear about asinine airplanes, a young pirate's eyepatch, and our debates about glass.

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80 - The Jakeover - Maniacal Military Tales

Tue, 07 Feb 2023 04:00:00 -0700

The military: everyone has one! And some of them are real silly.

This week, the basement is taken hostage by our friend Jake, as he shares wild military stories while we speculate on Leo DiCaprio's combat methods. Join us while we talk about a kid with a fish, potato grenades, and why the Australian military pisses in tin cans.

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79 - All Romes Lead to Road – Empress Elagabalus

Tue, 31 Jan 2023 04:00:00 -0700

When were queer people invented? Was it before or after sliced bread? In the basement, we ask the important questions.

This week, Colin tells the inspiring story of an Ancient Roman femme fatale, while Sierra reminisces on the gaudy luxury of the early 2000s. Join us as we discuss the insane capabilities of Gen Z, potential slogans for golden toilets, and how bookkeeping was so good in the year 200.

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78 - Whatta Mighty Good Man - Grigori Rasputin

Tue, 24 Jan 2023 04:00:00 -0700

There lived a certain man in Russia long ago. He was big and strong and didn't actually live that long ago?

In our 78th episode, Sierra spins the terrifying tale of Grigori Rasputin, while Colin visits yet another liminal space. You'll hear about EpiPen trauma, the art of helicoptering, and maybe learn how to get hot babes.

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77 - Powdered Sugar Slander - Pablo Escobar

Tue, 17 Jan 2023 04:00:00 -0700

Blow. The Big C. Snow. Nose Candy. Cocaine. It makes the world go round. And, it's somehow more useful than its close cousin, powdered sugar.

This week, Colin tells the story of Colombian drug lord and narcoterrorist Pablo Escobar while Sierra tries to figure out if there's dead bodies under a U.S. highway. Join us as we discuss the mechanics of bullfighting, drug smuggling 101, and whether or not you need a bike shop to have a career in crime.

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76 - Technicolor Nightmares - Lisa Frank

Tue, 10 Jan 2023 04:00:00 -0700

It's the 90s. You just purchased a brand-new Lisa Frank notebook and pen set at your elementary school book fair. Outfitted with the coolest stationary, you're set to be the most popular kid in class. But little do you know, Lisa Frank's backstory isn't quite the neon dreamland it seems to be.

This week, Sierra tells a terrifying tale of cocaine and neon baby animals, while Colin tries to remember Lisa Frank's technicolor dreamland. Join us as we talk about bad names for babies, the nostalgia surrounding the Trapper Keeper, and the exact reason why the United States court system is so damn slow. It's bright, it's textured, and it could be Communism. It's Lisa Frank!

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75 - Golden Thighs and Fava Beans - Pythagoras of Samos

Tue, 03 Jan 2023 04:00:00 -0700

Remember when you were in school and you learned about the Pythagorean theorem and realized it's stupid and useless and there's absolutely no point? Well. . . now there is. Kinda.

This week, Colin tells a tale of cannibalism and Greek gods, while Sierra speculates what kind of dinosaur Jesus rode. Join us as we discuss smart dads, music theory IV, and an entire religion based on a geometric shape. It's strict, it's complex, and it's mindless. It's math!

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74 - Flour Is Mid - Betty Crocker

Tue, 27 Dec 2022 04:00:00 -0700

She sees you when you're baking. She knows when you're awake. She knows if you bake bad or good, so don't mess up your birthday cake. It's Betty Crocker.

In this episode, Sierra tells Colin how award winning (and explosive) flour plotted its way into every American's pantry. You'll hear about Guy Fieri's newest television series, disastrous Kmart chronicles, and what the heck neon actually is.

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BONUS - Our Ugliest Christmas Sweaters

Thu, 22 Dec 2022 09:00:00 -0700

Merry Christmas from the Basement!

In this short bonus episode, Sierra and Colin trade Christmas party tales. You'll hear about awkward family gatherings, our favorite ugly sweaters, and quirky people we both know.

73 - Pie Girl Dinner - Strippers in Cakes

Tue, 20 Dec 2022 04:00:00 -0700

Picture this: you go to a party in some fancy New York City high-rise. They bring in a cake. A girl jumps out of it. Everyone loves it. And you only have one question: why'd you ruin the cake!?

This week, Colin tells us the history of girls jumping out of cake while Sierra describes some of the worst (best?) Christmas movies she’s watched this week. Join us as we discuss how to tame a bird, Sierra's childhood dog, and how to make peppermint bark.

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72 - Lake Cow Bacon - 3 Dudes and Some Hippos

Tue, 13 Dec 2022 04:00:00 -0700

Every great adventurer has 3 things: a mission, the grit to get it done, and a rivalry with someone who likes blowing up bridges.

In Episode 72, Sierra tells the tale of an adventurer, his arch nemesis, and a plot to bring them together to solve a meat scandal. Join us as we calculate the speed of carnival rides, chat about Colin's targeted ads, and discuss how to ship a hippopotamus.

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71 - Interstate Paws - Owney the Mail Dog

Tue, 06 Dec 2022 04:00:00 -0700

You know what makes everything better? Dogs. Have a bad day? DOG. Scrape your knee? DOG. Still single even though your relatives keep BEGGING you to find a partner? . . . DOG!!!

In this episode, Colin tells (yet another) story about trains while Sierra gushes over a dog named Owney. Join us as we discuss snail mail propaganda, post office fever dreams, and the canine version of OnlyFans.

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70 - Find a Hobby - Bizarre Mass Gatherings

Tue, 29 Nov 2022 04:00:00 -0700

Abraham Lincoln, giant phallic statues, and Frozen Dead Guys. What do they all have in common? Big groups of people REALLY like them. And this is episode is about those groups of people.

This week, Colin and Sierra take turns clicking the seatbelt and telling the stories of some of the most interesting global gatherings. Join us as we discuss the real identity of a Secret Santa, Green Day’s newest single, and how to properly store your late grandfather's body.

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BONUS - Hairy Puberty and the Chamber of Secrets - Drunkcast

Sat, 26 Nov 2022 14:00:00 -0700

Sierra and Colin watched a really bad movie based on a book written by a scummy crummy transphobe. In this bonus episode, they summarize the film's plot as a selfless act of community service. (They watched it so you don't have to!)

Tune in for maraschino cherries in places they shouldn't be, unrealistic sports, and guest appearances by Conan O'Brien and Colin's middle school mascot!

69 - Slut Shamed in the Sunday Morning Paper - Anne-Josèphe Terwagne

Tue, 22 Nov 2022 04:00:00 -0700

We’ve all done it. Giggled under your breath at the mention of 69. Chuckled at someone alluding to the act of 69-ing. But WHO actually enjoys this heinous deed? (Spoiler: it's not us)

This week, Colin tells us about French revolutionary Anne-Josèphe Terwagne while Sierra explains where donut holes come from. Join us as we discover the molecular structure of carbs, the year 1969, and Wikipedia's sexual liberation.

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68 - REMAIN CALM - The History of the Graham Cracker

Tue, 15 Nov 2022 04:00:00 -0700

The bookends of a great campfire treat or a wonderful after-school snack; the trusty graham cracker. Did you ever wonder how it came into existence? Well, we can tell you now, it’s not what you’d expect.

This week, Sierra tells the tale of the goddamn cracker that invented the graham cracker, while Colin reminds us that masturbation and food are not related. Join us as we discuss the importance of modern social etiquette, a drag queen named Cholera, and why we should all consume more s’mores.

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67 - A Bad Breakup and an Ice Castle - Empress Anna Ivanovna

Tue, 08 Nov 2022 04:00:00 -0700

You know that feeling when you just got dumped and it feels like literally everyone around you is in love and happy? Well, we definitely know that feeling, because of this story.

This week, Sierra and Colin navigate the icky-icky egg shells surrounding Anna Ivanovna, the self-centered queen of Russia. Join us as we discuss the ice physics, the difference between a boar and a pig, and Sierra's extreme misconceptions about the shape of the earth.

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66 - Open Your Milk - Dairy in the United States

Tue, 01 Nov 2022 04:00:00 -0600

It's been around for years. It's in your house right now. It's enjoyed at almost every meal. It's everywhere (probably in your pockets too). It's cheese. And there's way too much of it!

This week, Colin advocates for the lactose intolerant while telling the ridiculous history of an American favorite food group: cheese. Join us as we discuss the USDA's racist undertones, the length of an underground bunker lease, and how stressful the food pyramid really is!

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65 - Wood Carving from HELL - Halloween Special with Jeremy

Tue, 25 Oct 2022 01:00:00 -0600

How do you feel about ghosts? What about circus acts? This episode might help you answer both questions! Maybe.

This week, we are joined by contractors-turned-ghost-hunters Jeremy and Amanda, as they tell some scary (and scary funny) stories. Join us as we talk about how to water graveyard grass, how much a Coke bottle is worth, and what it takes to make a pool full of holy water.

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64 - 2 Fire Signs, 1 Story - The Moulin Rouge with Simon Hyperion

Tue, 18 Oct 2022 04:00:00 -0600

Plug in your brain worms and glue on your eyelashes, because drag king extraordinaire, Simon Hyperion joins us in the basement this week!

This week, Colin rushes through the history of the Moulin Rouge, while Simon educates us on the layout of theaters. Join us as we discuss Nazi sex workers, Sierra's water sign itchiness, and the difference between stage and movie musicals.

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63 – Midwife Man – Mary Toft

Tue, 11 Oct 2022 04:00:00 -0600

People used to do some crazy things for clout. And this might be the craziest thing we've ever heard of.

This week, Sierra tells the story of Mary Toft, a woman who went to the extreme to become famous, while Colin slowly realizes that this whole thing is nasty. Join us as we discuss the correct spelling of psoriasis, old-timey science experiments, and the miracle of childbirth.

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62 - Of Course It's Cyanide! - The Cuyahoga River

Tue, 04 Oct 2022 04:00:00 -0600

What's that phrase? Oil and water don't mix?

This week, Colin puts Cleveland back on the basement map while Sierra explains conspiracy theories about the Big One. Join us as we discuss the cost of bridge infrastructure, the flammability of drywall, and the only good thing Richard Nixon has ever done.

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61 – Adam & Eve Had Bread – Bread and WWII

Tue, 27 Sep 2022 04:00:00 -0600

This episode is the best thing since sliced bread! Or that’s what we thought.

This week, Sierra plugs in her brain worms to tell the story of sliced bread, while Colin tries to figure out when serrated knives were invented. Join us as we discuss why America was involved in World War II, who was responsible for the pronunciation of “Chillicothe,” and our newest restaurant idea that surprisingly has nothing to do with bread.

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60 - Tricky Dick(tators)

Tue, 20 Sep 2022 04:00:00 -0600

Have you ever met someone that is so obsessed with themselves that they have to make sure everyone else is too? Well if you haven't, now is your chance.

This week, Colin and Sierra add two more colorful characters to their ever-expanding deck of Weird People We Know About Trading Cards. Join us as we mispronounce everything, discuss the accounting-to-journalism pipeline, and the difference between hats and wigs.

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59 - Lamp Lady - Florence Nightingale

Tue, 13 Sep 2022 04:00:00 -0600

1800s humans did a lot of hard things. They built bridges, fought wars with real guns, and even shipped entire buildings across the ocean. But basic hygeine? Ehhh . . .

This week, Colin tells us about legendary nurse Florence Nightingale, while Sierra makes dining tables out of a new kind of wood. You'll hear about poop chutes, the trickle down effect, and how you can be a feminist and still be a racist!

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58 - School Sux, Chess Roolz - Bobby Fischer

Tue, 06 Sep 2022 04:00:00 -0600

Everyone has a hobby. Some people spend their free time playing golf, other people knit scarves. Different strokes for different folks. But people that play chess? They're built different. Big time chess player and diva, Bobby Fischer, is a great example of this.

This week on the pod, Sierra tries to classify classified ads while Colin mansplains Russia. You'll hear our thoughts on sexy Russians, watered-down versions of former U.S. Presidents, and fresh suggestions on how to cheat at the game of chess.

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57 – Billion Dollar Bulge – Eruption of Mount St. Helens

Tue, 30 Aug 2022 04:00:00 -0600

Have you ever popped a pimple? Have you ever wanted to? Mother Nature sure did, and she made it everyone’s problem.

This week, Sierra cosplays as an inanimate object (again) while Colin tells the story of the 1980 eruption of Mount St. Helens. Join us as we discuss different types of bras, what it’s like evacuating from a potential natural disaster, and movies that will give you trauma.

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56 - Ransacked a Sequoia - D.B. Cooper

Tue, 23 Aug 2022 04:00:00 -0600

Welcome back to Sierra's Conspiracy Corner! Have you ever wanted to disappear off the face of the earth? Well look no further! Seriously, don't look any further. This thing is unsolvable.

This week, Sierra spins the tale of D.B. Cooper, a mystery man of the sky who got away with a lot all while wearing cool sunglasses. Join us as we chat about the importance of clip-on ties, what is listed on Mormon warrants, and who is actually in charge of Colin's brain worms.

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55 - Justice for Myrtle - Brother XII

Tue, 16 Aug 2022 06:00:00 -0600

Have you ever met someone that thinks they're the epitome of religious perfection? Well, now you have. Meet Brother XII (not to be confused with the Twelfth Brother). He started a club, exploited the club, then didn't want the club anymore.

This week, Colin tells the story of Edward Arthur Wilson, a man who was more than crazy and had a lot of weird ideas that included embezzlement. Join us as we discuss colonies (not the bee ones), Sierra's perfect day of retirement, and what we think an occult marriage ceremony looks like.

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54 – Beef. It’s What’s for Dinner – Alice Roosevelt

Tue, 09 Aug 2022 04:00:00 -0600

It's the early 1900s. You're young, gorgeous, and VERY bothered. Your dad whispers and carries a big stick, and you're making boats go faster. You're Alice Roosevelt.

In this episode, Sierra tells the story of the socialite of the twentieth century, while Colin doesn't listen to a word she says. Tune in to hear about burying things on White House property, roommates with big swords, and Presidential conspiracies.

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53 - Don't Put Cleveland on the Map - Balloonfest '86

Tue, 02 Aug 2022 04:00:00 -0600

What would a circus clown's worst nightmare look like? We have a guess: Balloonfest '86.

This week, Sierra confesses her hatred for a common party decoration while Colin tells the foolish story of Balloonfest '86. Join us as we discuss the origins of a bad NFL team name, weird Victorian idioms, and how balloons interfered with a police investigation.

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BONUS - Colin Is Not A Good Boy - Harry Styles with Annabelle

Thu, 28 Jul 2022 07:00:00 -0600

Fool Colin once, shame on you. Fool Colin twice, we'll see what happens.

In the aftermath of the bamboozling of the century, also known as The Colin Trap™, Sierra and Annabelle chat about one of Gen Z's most beloved white men.

Join us as we discuss the life of Harry Styles, his impact on a generation and the queer community, and Colin's unrelated gay awakening. You'll hear about Annabelle's giant caterpillar, the validity of celebrity allyship, and the insanity of stan culture.

52 - The Colin Trap (with Annabelle)

Tue, 26 Jul 2022 04:00:00 -0600

To celebrate one whole year of being in the Basement, Sierra and Annabelle tell the story of two girls who got themselves into a pickle . . . but it's not quite the story that Colin was expecting.

Join us as we discuss our idea for a new police force, the Bridge to Terabithia, and how you can basically get away with anything if it takes place before 2001.

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51 - Big People Stuff - Andre the Giant

Tue, 19 Jul 2022 04:00:00 -0600

Put on your big boy pants because we're asking even bigger-boy questions: did they wear wigs?

This week, Colin tells the story of André the Giant while Sierra won't stop asking very detailed questions that we don't have answers to. Join us as we discuss the use of velvet ropes, what a size 25 shoe looks like, and the different things you smell when you're not 6' tall. You can't miss it! Literally. Cause everything about this episode is giant.

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50 - Let's See Some Crime

Tue, 12 Jul 2022 04:00:00 -0600

We said we were never going to do it. We were never going to do stories about crime. And then we changed our minds.

This week, Colin and Sierra take each other on two very different adventures while proving that any crime is . . . fine. Join us as we discuss Sierra's use of her college degree, why it's fine to steal from big corporations, and a weird mob-boss-prank-show talent agent.

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49 - Bing It, Bro! - Zzyzx Road

Tue, 05 Jul 2022 04:00:00 -0600

If Mary Kay and Jared Leto had a baby, it would be Curtis Howe Springer. He’s a little evangelical, and a lot mid-century scammer.

In this episode, Sierra tells Colin about a movie called Zzyzx Road and the story behind her game show music. You’ll hear about loudspeaker sermons, hemorrhoid cures, and how to start a convent.

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48 - That Filing Cabinet Lady - Julia Child

Tue, 28 Jun 2022 04:00:00 -0600

Julia Child was an American cooking teacher, author and television personality. But did you also know she was a giant f*ckin' nerd?

This week, Colin brings back his many accents and personalities to tell the story of Julia Child, while Sierra unknowingly makes fun of her the entire time. Join us as we discuss sports that are meant for tall people only, the 'broom game,' and the appropriate appropriation of French cuisine

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47 - Intellectual Theft - Einstein's Brain

Tue, 21 Jun 2022 04:00:00 -0600

Albert Einstein. One of the most respected and influential physicists of all time. But we all knew that already.

This week, Sierra plays a trick on Colin while spinning a grand tale of theft and tomfoolery. Join us as we discuss planetary transits, bad research, and play Sierra's favorite game, Guess That Body Part!

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46 - Dragging Our Balls - The History of Drag with Soña Rita

Tue, 14 Jun 2022 04:00:00 -0600

Once upon a time, Sierra had a sad, straight life. Then, it all changed when the gayest tornado ever recorded ripped through her life and covered everything in rainbows. That tornado is this episode.

This week, drag queen Soña Rita joins Colin to discuss the history of drag performance, while Sierra hangs on for dear life. Join us as we discuss what constitutes a hate crime, furries, and the most awful prank to ever exist on this podcast.

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45 - People Prefer Pepsi - The History of Coca-Cola

Tue, 07 Jun 2022 04:00:00 -0600

It's one of the most recognized companies in the world, with a long and complicated history. Between Nazis and New Coke, this company hasn't had it easy.

This week, Sierra spins the tale of Coca-Cola, while Colin ponders why our parents didn't let us have soda with dinner. Join us as we discuss furries, the New Coke Debacle, and why hourly employees were sent into war for the sake of marketing.

44 - Chernobyl the Ally - Cher as a Gay Icon

Tue, 31 May 2022 04:00:00 -0600

That’s right. To kick off Pride month, we bring you the long history of the absolute ICON herself, Cher.

This week, Colin conducts the Pride Train, which is covered in rainbows and blasting ‘Believe’. Join us as we discuss why kids shouldn’t be in the gym, what qualifies as a ‘Gay Anthem’, and how many dads is too many dads.

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43 - Pope on a Rope - 3 Bad Popes

Tue, 24 May 2022 04:00:00 -0600

How do you feel about the Pope? What about orgies? Because those two things are definitely related!

This week, Sierra tells the stories of three no-good-very-bad popes while Colin adds them to our deck of Weird People We Know About Trading Cards (patent pending).

Join us as we discuss the difference between a Baptism and waterboarding, the true definition of simony, and our new candy invention. It's not just confusing, it's horny.

42 - Chair Bud - Big Cats in Colorado with Biker Jake

Tue, 17 May 2022 04:00:00 -0600

What do you get when you mix a somewhat normal white guy, giant cats, and a small-ish town in Colorado? This episode!

This week we are joined by our friend Jake the Biker, who helps Colin weave an intricate and complicated narrative about two men, furniture, and a bunch of cats. Join us as we discuss what 'mediterranean' looks like, expired bread, and how Sierra gaslit a bunch of seniors in a nursing home.

41 - Respect Your Local Woman - Anne Bonny and Mary Read

Tue, 10 May 2022 04:00:00 -0600

Queer people were invented in the 1970s, right? Today, we hear a completely different story. It's the legend of Anne Bonny and Mary Read.

Join us as Sierra tells us the tale of two lesbian pirates, while Colin speculates on the Land of Phlegm. You'll hear about men telling women about their own damn bodies (sound familiar??), how to bamboozle your grandma, and the TRUTH about Stevie Wonder.

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40 – Not Safe for Mom – Our History with Men

Tue, 03 May 2022 08:00:00 -0600

This week, Colin and Sierra dive into their dating history with the world’s worst type of people: men.

Join us as we discuss our red and green flags, who should pay for the first date, and why Sierra doesn’t trust a man in boxers. (This is not safe for work, moms, jesus, or children!)

39 - Gay Sugar Daddy - Ludwig II of Bavaria

Tue, 26 Apr 2022 04:00:00 -0600

This week we celebrate one of the first gay icons, Ludwig II of Bavaria.

Colin takes us on a magical trip back in time to Germany, while Sierra tries to hang on for dear life to this rainbow covered train that's headed for the nearest castle. Join us as we talk about the world's first poppers, a *maybe* gay composer, and how a child could one-up their parents.

38 - Sierra’s Rap Renaissance - Tupac Shakur

Tue, 19 Apr 2022 04:00:00 -0600

Welcome to Sierra’s Rap Renaissance, where we learn about and discuss the lives of some of the most famous rappers in the game.

This week we take a look at the life and music of one of the most influential and poetic rappers of all time: Tupac Shakur. Join us as we discuss showers in the club, Jada Pinkett-Smith, and how Colin fell in love with the use of a sample from the 80’s. (This episode is best listened to alongside its companion playlist, available here)

BONUS - Rhinos of the Ocean with Biker Jake

Thu, 14 Apr 2022 23:00:00 -0600

We'reeee back! Biker Jake joins us in this bonus episode to fill us in on *some* of what we missed in episode 37.

Join us as we learn how Robert Ballard's silly little side quest to find The Titanic, and how the United States Military casually misplaces nuclear weapons.

(for our NERDS out there - we released this 110 years after The Titanic sank - to the hour... cute, huh?)...

37 - Bush Did The Titanic - The Titanic

Tue, 12 Apr 2022 04:00:00 -0600

The Titanic. The Ship. The Myth. The Legend(???)...

This week, we REALLY investigate people's obsessions with tragedy. Colin describes bad skincare for rich people while Sierra informs us on the anatomy of a boat. You'll hear about whether or not Jack would float, an incredible oar-stealing woman, and one of the worst Aussies to build a ship.

36 - Fred Flinstone's Wife's Car - Bertha Benz

Tue, 05 Apr 2022 04:00:00 -0600

This week, Colin returns from a liminal space to hear Sierra talk about the first lady of the motor vehicle industry, Bertha Benz.

Join us as we discuss engineering nerds, what bad marketing looks like in the 19th century, and the ultimate fan of Survivor.

35 - Dinosaur Blood - Fossil Fuels

Tue, 29 Mar 2022 04:00:00 -0600

Have you ever wondered what a fossil fuel actually is? Or where it came from? Or why it's even called that?

This week, Sierra barely stays on the train as Colin explains what fossil fuels are. Join us as we talk about the eventual demise of humanity, Colin's enjoyment of doing math for fun, and how blankets aren't technically warm.

34 - Mackin' on All the Hot Babes - Julie d'Aubigny

Tue, 22 Mar 2022 04:00:00 -0600

Nun-seducers? Ladies with swords? Sign me up.

In this episode, Sierra tells the tale of badass bisexual Julie d'Aubigny and her adventures across old-timey France. You'll hear about throw-away husbands, Hot Pocket truth, and get a refresh on our stance on horses.

33 - Girl with the Butterfly Tattoo - The Butterfly Effect with Colin's Mom

Tue, 15 Mar 2022 04:00:00 -0600

The Butterfly Effect. What is it and what does it mean??

This week we go on a tilt-a-whirl of an adventure back in time with Colin's real life Mom! We talk about fluttery insects, a Ray Bradbury short story, dinosaurs and dental procedures. Tune in and have an existential crisis with us while we try to determine what the heck it all means.

32 - Shark Interrogation - Documentaries and Their Lies

Tue, 08 Mar 2022 04:00:00 -0700

Documentaries are kind of like the news. Most of the time you believe what they say, because why would they lie?

This week, Sierra talks about two nature documentaries that are less than truthful, while Colin tries to figure out how a man that trains dogs is qualified to speak on the complexities of marine life. Join us as we discuss lemons, less-than-perfect DNA samples, and how one would handcuff a shark.

31 - Crypto Bears and Rocket Science - Judith Love Cohen

Tue, 01 Mar 2022 05:00:00 -0700

Judith Love Cohen. A legendary engineer that showed the world that science is for ladies too.

In this episode, Colin fangirls over incredible women while Sierra weaves brand new conspiracy theories. You'll hear about music bingo, solid fuel rockets, and broken glass ceilings.

30 - Narwhals Are Real - Bad Reality TV with Sam the Roommate

Tue, 22 Feb 2022 04:00:00 -0700

Reality television. The good, the bad, and the definitely ugly. A special place in the TV Guide where people do literally anything for drama's sake.

In this episode, Sam the Roommate joins us for an exclusive dive into the most unfortunate parts of society. We learn about the burning point of human flesh, spray painting cattle, and how to get out of marching band practice.

29 - Jender Kennel - Baker-Miller Pink

Mon, 14 Feb 2022 21:00:00 -0700

Pink. The color of pussy power, The Gays™, and... the prison system?

Grab your toddler scientist glasses and join us as Sierra dives deep into research on the color pink, and Colin tries to contain his screams. We chat on belly button botox, bad science, and the Colorado State University locker rooms.

BONUS - Well, That Was Stupid

Thu, 10 Feb 2022 08:00:00 -0700

Welcome to Colin's newsstand. We've hand-picked a couple crazy news stories that make you wonder who's actually in charge.

In this episode, Sierra talks about school bell sounds while Colin fixates on the lack of cobblers in our world today. Oh, and we chat on a couple ridiculous headlines from 2021.

28 - Elbow Deep in Lady Liberty - The Statue of Liberty

Tue, 08 Feb 2022 04:00:00 -0700

Lady Liberty. Is she a symbol of freedom, or just proof of the the insane generosity of French people?

This week, Sierra and Colin speculate about the Statue of Liberty, try to remember the names to hit songs from the 90's, and search for hiccup remedies. You won't want to miss this week's math segment where we mess with height and time.

27 - Six Snax Snake Snacks - The Great Cobra Scare of 1953

Tue, 01 Feb 2022 04:00:00 -0700

Snakes. Sierra's biggest fear.

This week we talk about a Missouri town that was overrun by snakes. It's just as horrible as it sounds! Join us as we talk about a train covered in rainbows, how all snakes are just giant worms, and the craziest snake-catching method ever used (probably).

26 - Too Many Toes, Too Many Hoes - Ernest Hemingway

Tue, 25 Jan 2022 07:00:00 -0700

Little beans and mittens. Cat paws. They're cute, but if you add a couple toes, they get even cuter.

This episode, Colin tells Sierra about a real-life Indiana Jones, and polydactyl cats. Tune in for stoner snacks, gaseous NFTs, and the story of the man that invented working from home.

25 - We Maybe Might Fix It! - Old-Timey Medicine

Tue, 18 Jan 2022 04:00:00 -0700

This week, Sierra and Colin travel back in time to the Victorian Era to investigate medical mysteries. The biggest of which being: why the heck would people do that?

Tune in to learn about old-timey pastries, the seven deadly sins, and discover how to properly recycle body parts.

24 - Every Kiss Begins with It's Alright - Diamonds

Tue, 11 Jan 2022 04:00:00 -0700

Marriage. The joining of two souls as one. Without a tiny, shiny rock, does it even mean anything?

This week, Colin chats about the biggest engagement scam ever - diamond rings, while Sierra explains why garlands are the best DIY home decor. Join us as we learn about colonialist men, do some myth busting, and discover how one woman transformed the entire wedding industry with just four words.

23 - Whale Bones & Racism - The 1904 Olympics

Tue, 04 Jan 2022 04:00:00 -0700

The extremely expensive display for the world's most perfect human specimens; The Olympics. They were really bad before they were good.

This week, Sierra tells the history of the first modern Olympics while Colin tries to figure out how long a marathon actually is. Join us as we discuss our favorite Olympic sports, what effects strychnine can have on the body, and what we would like to see added to the current games.

22 - Devil's Wine and Maritime Time - NYE Traditions

Tue, 28 Dec 2021 04:00:00 -0700

New Year's Eve. The one night a year Americans stare at an enormous glowing orb sliding down a flagpole and wonder where the hell the fireworks are.

In this episode, we talk about the fraudulent father of champagne, and how one immigrant made a giant tetherball a permanent resident in Times Square. Tune in as we fill 2021's time capsule, talk about when New York City has spoiled exciting New Year's Eve plans, and discuss how well birds can see skyscrapers.

21 - FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT GRANDMA! - Florida Man

Tue, 21 Dec 2021 04:00:00 -0700

Florida. The New Jersey of the South. Home to beaches, sunsets, Disney World, and Pitbull.

This week, Sierra tells real-life stories that could only happen in the Sunshine State, while Colin contemplates how best to cook a mermaid. Tune in to hear about low-risk robbery, locked closet doors, and a splash of check fraud.

20 - Kentucky Fried Christmas - Christmas Traditions

Tue, 14 Dec 2021 04:00:00 -0700

Ah, the joy of tradition. There's nothing quite like doing something just cause you've done it before.

This week, Sierra and Colin jingle all the way as they discus Santa's origin story, jam on traditions from around the world, and try to determine whether Jesus and Saint Nick are actually the same person. Tune in to learn what's inside Salvation Army buckets, hear about fondue, fried chicken, and the worst dish to bring to Christmas dinner.

19 - She's an Icon - The Mona Lisa

Tue, 07 Dec 2021 04:00:00 -0700

The Mona Lisa is one of the most prolific art pieces in the world. We're going to ruin every notion you've ever had about her.

This week, Sierra pretends to be the most famous painting ever while Colin explains the Mona Lisa's history. Join us as we discuss what counts as a bikini line, why people throw stuff at art pieces to make a statement, and a very famous person's missing genitalia.

18 - Gaslight, Gatekeep, Grandma's in the Windchimes - McDonald's Monopoly Fraud

Mon, 29 Nov 2021 21:00:00 -0700

Take McDonald's, add crime, and you get this story.

Tune in, as Sierra flips the calendar pages back all the way to the '90s to talk about one of the world's greatest heists, and Dave Matthews's weird southern cousin. You'll learn about uncles that aren't really family, why you shouldn't trust mushrooms, and how little Colin actually knows about celebrities.

17 - Noah's Ark of the Sky - Ballooning

Tue, 23 Nov 2021 04:00:00 -0700

When we think about the first humans flying, we usually associate it with airplanes. Well that's wrong. Associate it with ballooning now.

This week, Colin tells the origin story of hot air ballooning while Sierra rewrites history, making it a little more drunk. Join us as we discuss how an entire child flew in a weather balloon, the difference between a Pilot and a Captain, and how science didn't really exist in the 1700's.

16 - Grab Two Sticks and Get Going - The Great Emu War

Tue, 16 Nov 2021 04:00:00 -0700

Emus. The scary, horny, Walmart brand of ostrich. Yikes.

In this episode, Sierra explains how birds, guns, rabbits, and Australia are all connected, while Colin struggles at guessing games. We learn how three mediocre bros promised to guarantee the killing of two birds with one stone, and get a quick visit from the lovable Wojtek the soldier bear. This is: The Great Emu War.

15 - Warm Fresh Loads and an Irish Wake - Liquid Death

Tue, 09 Nov 2021 04:00:00 -0700

Properly storing large amounts of liquids has been an issue for as long as we have been storing large amounts of liquids.

This week, Colin talks about the Boston Molassacre and the London Beer Flood, while Sierra lets him make as many grammatical mistakes as possible without correcting him. Join us as we discuss what to do if you're covered in syrup, George Bush Day, and what a liter of liquid is.

14 - Human Physics - Action Park

Tue, 02 Nov 2021 04:00:00 -0600

Water parks. We know ’em, we love ’em, and will probably get a disease from ’em.

This week Sierra talks about 1980’s wet-teenage-fever-dream, Action Park, while Colin tries to figure out the difference between bukkake and mukbang. Join us as we discuss Sierra’s least favorite movie, weird waterpark websites, and how many exposed wires is too many exposed wires.

13 - ooky kooky spooky - Halloween Special

Tue, 26 Oct 2021 04:00:00 -0600

It's Halloween! Turn off the lights, take off your clothes, and put grandma back in the windchimes because we're telling scary stories!

This week, Sierra tells some creepy stories from around the internet, while Colin gets his affairs in order due to the imminent threat of Skinwalkers. Join us as we talk about astrology, Ouija boards, and the enigma that is Knott's Berry Farm.

12 – The Mouse Cracks the Whip – Animated Movie Theories

Tue, 19 Oct 2021 04:00:00 -0600

Animated movies. The genre of film that is not only enjoyed by children, but also culminates in a weird adult following that is just hard to explain.

This week, Colin explains different Disney Pixar movie theories while Sierra unapologetically slanders Disney Adults, Star Wars, and incest (not related). Join us as we discuss Sierra’s new movie idea, feral cats, and how Colin doesn’t really watch movies or TV.

11- Enormous Cacti and Tiny Brains - Dumb Ways to Die

Tue, 12 Oct 2021 04:00:00 -0600

There are a lot of ways to leave this existence, and sharing a world with stupid people means there will be plenty of dummies that die. Ah, yes. Peak comedy.

Tune in this week as Sierra and Colin discuss infant swimming, puzzle over Ben Stiller's look-alikes, and determine exactly why there's an age limit on sitting in shopping carts.

10 - What the Hell Did I Spend my Money On?? - Our College Experiences

Tue, 05 Oct 2021 04:00:00 -0600

College. It's different for everyone, yet it seems like we all had the same experiences.

This week, Colin tells amazing stories about living on frat row with 30 different people, while Sierra explains how she lived her entire freshman year 'substance free.' Join us as we talk about how much chocolate a dog can safely eat, Colin's unexpected visitor, and poorly-thought-out highschool mascots.

9 - Sierra's Conspiracy Corner

Tue, 28 Sep 2021 04:00:00 -0600

One of the human race's most notable traits is their astounding ability to believe literally anything they damn well please. New World Order? Go to DIA. Lizard people? There's a book about it.

In this episode, we visit Sierra's Conspiracy Corner and attempt to cover up some of the world's biggest conspiracies. Colin unironically compares the world population of lizards to redheads, while Sierra celebrates skinny legend, Blucifer. Jump on board and hold on, cause the doors are closing and we WON'T be stopping for Concourse A.

8 - Lying, but Different - False Memories

Tue, 21 Sep 2021 05:00:00 -0600

Memory is a tricky thing. It's even trickier when you're dumb, in the public eye, or a politician. Or all of those things at once.

This week Sierra learns about the Tea Party (not the Boston one) while Colin explains different situations involving false memories. Join us as we discuss dead grandparents, Sinbad, and Colin's fear of the hospital. P.S. Grandma is in the windchimes.

BONUS - Game Night!

Thu, 16 Sep 2021 17:00:00 -0600

Welcome to Sierra’s Wonderful Bag of Bonus Episodes! Ever see a weird YouTube title and immediately click on it? Ever wonder how people come up with products to sell? Well, now you can hear it in action!

First, we play Clickbait Roulette. A game first created by Jenna Marbles and Julien Solomita on their podcast, Jenna & Julien, Clickbait Roulette consists of very tiny and annoying pieces of paper with different people, doing different things, with some sort of clickbait word, (aka, *INTENSE*) randomly picked by us! Dr. Phil won a 2020 olympic gold medal, Mothman was robbed at knifepoint, and a homeless man jumped off a bridge and somehow lived.

Next, we play Snake Oil. One of us creates a product, while the other one decides if they want to buy it. Colin pitches his belly-ball product, while Sierra tries to figure out if it’s worth it. Shark Tank, we’re coming for you.

7 - 30 Seconds to Bankruptcy - Jared Leto and Mars Island

Tue, 14 Sep 2021 04:00:00 -0600

Jared Leto is not only a notable and award-winning actor, but is also the leader of a cult revolved around his long-forgotten band, 30 Seconds to Mars. Yeah, a cult.

Colin learns about Jay Leno while Sierra talks about Mars Island, a place where you can go spend more money than you'll ever make in your life, all to sleep in a tent and get a cool tattoo the next day. Join us as we discuss weird method acting, what the word captive actually means, and how Sierra lost one of her first teeth.

6 - Insurance Fraud or Idiots? - Nub City

Tue, 07 Sep 2021 04:00:00 -0600

Vernon, Florida, is home to some very special people with very special ideas. What were those ideas? Insurance fraud.

Sierra learns that you can lose arm to other things besides sharks and machinery, while Colin talks about a subset of people that tried to take advantage of the American health care system. Join us as we talk about different methods needed to shoot your hand off, Sierra's dreams of becoming a gay nightclub DJ, and what *should've* started the gun reform movement.

5 - The Most Bottom-of-the-Barrel Sport - Competitive Eating

Tue, 31 Aug 2021 04:00:00 -0600

Food. We need it to survive, but somehow, consuming it got turned into a sport. Why? We will probably never figure it out.

Colin learns about the man who built a career out of destroying his own body, while Sierra talks about how much food is too much food. Join us as we discuss the proper way to slide a hotdog down your throat, a Broadway show about pie eating, and Joey Chestnut's exclusive sauces.

4 - Cat ASMR, Penguins, and Corn - Animal Crap

Tue, 24 Aug 2021 04:00:00 -0600

From birds to elephants, poop is the one thing that we have in common with the animal kingdom. But does studying it come at a price? We're not even sure anymore.

Sierra rants about corn while Colin tells horrible dad jokes and expands on some *crappy* research. (Get it?) Join us as we talk about a topic that probably most podcasts have never covered!

3 - Ugly Leggings and Uglier Business Practices - LuLaRoe

Tue, 17 Aug 2021 04:00:00 -0600

LuLaRoe is a women-centered, horrible print selling business with enough mis-matched patterned leggings and shirts for every millennial that wants to spice up their wardrobe. The problem? All of it.

Colin learns about this suspicious pyramid scheme while Sierra expresses her deep desire to go to a Mary Kay party. Join us as we talk about Sierra's highschool bully, how sales tax probably works, and the mystifying world of Facebook selling parties!

2 - Extra, but on a Different Level - Buster Keaton

Tue, 10 Aug 2021 13:00:00 -0600

Buster Keaton was a man who hated peach trees, loved trains, and definitely should've died a lot earlier in his life than he did.
Sierra learns about vaudeville performers and the price of trains while Colin talks about Buster Keaton, a man who seems to have lived for way too long. We talk about gender reveal parties, the strength a child needs to pick up a brick, and how one man wrecked an entire river with a train.

1 - People Be Wildin' - Mass Hysteria

Tue, 03 Aug 2021 00:00:00 -0600

From 14th century France to 21st century Portugal, and everywhere in between, people have been collectively losing their minds for no god damn reason. Colin learns about meowing nuns, marching bands, and Subway tuna while Sierra tries to figure out why we even care in the first place.

Trailer - We're In a Basement

Tue, 20 Jul 2021 16:00:00 -0600

Join Colin and Sierra in the basement as they blind-react to each other’s unbelievably unhinged stories from history and real life. Buckle up and hang on because this train moves fast and might secretly be a spaceship.

New episodes are released every Tuesday! You can listen on Spotify, Stitcher, Apple Podcasts, and almost anywhere else you get your pod on.