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    <itunes:title>Sweet Jesus! The Return Of the the Great White Dopes.</itunes:title>
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    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[The log awaited return of our heroes from the self imposed exile. Join our adventurers on their journey into nothing, as they shake off the rust and get back at it for you amusement! ]]></itunes:summary>
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    <title>7. Is professionalism too much to ask for.</title>
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    <title>3. I am only crying because I was tear gassed.</title>
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    <title>2. Have you met our lord and savior Benji?</title>
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