Star Trek: The Original Siblings

"The Voyage Home" (Part 2)

Tue, 15 Apr 2025 04:00:00 -0400

Maybe the real whales were the friends we made along the way

"The Voyage Home" (Part 1)

Tue, 01 Apr 2025 04:00:00 -0400

Save the Whales!

"Search for Spock" Part 2

Tue, 11 Mar 2025 04:00:00 -0400

Put that Spock back where he came from, or so help me!

"Search for Spock" Part 1

Mon, 17 Feb 2025 04:00:00 -0500

Where Splonk?

"Wrath of Khan" Part 2

Tue, 28 Jan 2025 04:00:00 -0500

The Adventure Khantinues...

"Wrath of Khan" Part 1

Tue, 14 Jan 2025 04:00:00 -0500

KHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNN!!!!!

"The Motion Picture" Part 2

Tue, 31 Dec 2024 04:00:00 -0500

In this episode the Enterprise boldly goes into a giant space butthole

"The Motion Picture" Part 1

Tue, 17 Dec 2024 04:00:00 -0500

It's Movie Time! The Sibs finally complete the original television series and boldly go to new frontiers, starting with the first half of the highly beloved Motion Picture

"Turnabout Intruder" (S3E24)

Tue, 05 Nov 2024 04:00:00 -0500

The Sibs 5 year mission finally reaches it's conclusion... OR DOES IT??

"All Our Yesterdays" (S3E23)

Tue, 22 Oct 2024 04:00:00 -0400

This episode, Spock and Bones go to incredible lengths to avoid snuggling each other

"The Savage Curtain" (S3E22)

Tue, 08 Oct 2024 04:00:00 -0400

Fred Freiberger appears in the flesh to reign terror over the production in order create another hilariously terrible episode. Featuring Abraham Lincoln

"The Cloud Minders" (S3E21)

Tue, 24 Sep 2024 04:00:00 -0400

something something class warfare

"The Way to Eden" (S3E20)

Tue, 10 Sep 2024 04:00:00 -0400

Put some shoes on and stop playing that music so gosh darn loud ya damn hippies!

"Requiem for Methuselah" (S3E19)

Tue, 27 Aug 2024 04:00:00 -0400

This week, Alex attempts to use spaghetti based artificial intelligence to replace himself and Sami as hosts

"The Lights of Zetar" (S3E18)

Tue, 13 Aug 2024 04:00:00 -0400

Yet Another Season 3 stinker! Can the sibs survive??

"That Which Survives" (S3E17)

Tue, 23 Jul 2024 04:00:00 -0400

BINGO! Star Trek Bingo return just on time for another utterly forgettable episode of TOS, featuring the crew walking in circles around the same rock for 30 mins

"The Mark of Gideon" (S3E16)

Tue, 09 Jul 2024 04:00:00 -0400

Just another turd

"Let that be your Last Battlefield" (S3E15)

Tue, 18 Jun 2024 04:00:00 -0400

Captain Kirk solves racism in this episode

"Whom Gods Destroy" (S3E14)

Tue, 04 Jun 2024 04:00:00 -0400

This episode is koo koo bananas!

"Elaan or Troyius" (S3E13)

Wed, 22 May 2024 04:00:00 -0400

SEXISM ALERT! There is a hot woman on board with bad manners, all hands on deck! Ignore that Klingon ship pursuing us, we have our priorities!

"The Empath" (S3E12)

Tue, 07 May 2024 04:00:00 -0400

This episode tastes like a sponge and smells like burnt sausages

"Wink of an Eye" (S3E11)

Tue, 23 Apr 2024 04:00:00 -0400

Missed opportunity not calling this episode "There's a Fly in my Eye", but to each their own I guess

"Plato's Stepchildren" (S3E10)

Tue, 02 Apr 2024 04:00:00 -0400

A moment of silence for everyone who has had to sit through this episode

"The Tholian Web" (S3E9)

Tue, 19 Mar 2024 04:00:00 -0400

Upsettingly enough this episode is not about Kirk knocking boots with a half-human-half-spider woman

"For the World is Hollow and I Have Touched the Sky" (S3E8)

Tue, 05 Mar 2024 04:00:00 -0500

And now please rise for the Pledge of Allegiance

"Day of the Dove" (S3E7)

Tue, 06 Feb 2024 04:00:00 -0500

And so on and so forth...

"Spectre of the Gun" (S3E6)

Tue, 23 Jan 2024 04:00:00 -0500

Yeehaw! In this episode it's revealed that self-proclaimed western superfan Alex actually knows virtually nothing about the gunfight at the O.K. Corall!

"Is There In Truth No Beauty" (S3E5)

Tue, 09 Jan 2024 04:00:00 -0500

BINGO! This week the Sibs keep things interesting by playing a game of Star Trek Cliche Bingo during this boring ass episode

"And The Children Shall Lead" (S3E4)

Tue, 26 Dec 2023 04:00:00 -0500

SOS! SOS! If anyone is receiving this distress signal please send help, we are trapped watching "And The Children Shall Lead" and there's no escape!

"The Paradise Syndrome" (S3E3)

Tue, 12 Dec 2023 04:00:00 -0500

The Siblings accidentally fly into a cursed part of space where they run across an exceptionally terrible episode (featuring random space Native Americans), and are forced to fight for their survival against an onslaught of stupid writing.

"The Enterprise Incident" (S3E2)

Tue, 14 Nov 2023 04:00:00 -0500

FEMINISM ALERT! The siblings are shocked when out of nowhere 3 season in we are suddenly introduced to an empowered female character

"Spock's Brain" (S3E1)

Tue, 31 Oct 2023 04:00:00 -0400

The siblings are back at it for their final season of the Original Series, and we kick it off with a real stinker!

BONUS EP: Deep Space 9 (Trials and Tribble-ations)

Tue, 17 Oct 2023 04:00:00 -0400

The sibs take a well-deserved pit stop by Deep Space 9 and visit Captain Sisko and the crew, and are so charmed and awe-inspired that they practically forget to do any commentary for like half the episode.

"Assignment: Earth" (S2E26)

Tue, 03 Oct 2023 04:00:00 -0400

This week, the siblings take a break from Star Trek and watch the pilot of some other dumb failed 60s show instead

"Bread and Circuses" (S2E25)

Tue, 19 Sep 2023 04:00:00 -0400

The crew discover YET ANOTHER Earth-like planet that is modeled after YET ANOTHER ancient Earth civilization and find themselves locked in YET ANOTHER prison cell where Kirk is coerced by YET ANOTHER beautiful woman.

"The Ultimate Computer" (S2E24)

Tue, 05 Sep 2023 04:00:00 -0400

Captain Kirk proves once again that he's able to talk any computer to death.

"Omega Glory" (S2E23)

Tue, 22 Aug 2023 04:00:00 -0400

This week, Captain Kirk discovers a mysterious hole in the wall of his ready room

"By Any Other Name" (S2E22)

Tue, 01 Aug 2023 04:00:00 -0400

This week the Enterprise crew meets YET ANOTHER all powerful being and is held in YET ANOTHER prison cell where they fake sick YET AGAIN to escape and Kirk seduces YET ANOTHER woman who has never heard of kissing.

Also we suffered even more technical difficulties this episode, so sorry everybody for another late release! Thanks for sticking with us!

"Patterns of Force" (S2E21)

Tue, 11 Jul 2023 04:00:00 -0400

Apparently Nazi Spock is the one version of Spock that Sami does not find hot. Shirtless Spock on the other hand...

"Return to Tomorrow" (S2E20)

Tue, 20 Jun 2023 04:00:00 -0400

Shatner finally reaches his full potential as an actor in this episode

"A Private Little War" (S2E19)

Tue, 06 Jun 2023 04:00:00 -0400

I say Mugato, you say Gumato. Mugato, Gumato, Mugatu, Gumatu, let's call the whole thing off!

"The Immunity Syndrome" (S2E18)

Tue, 23 May 2023 04:00:00 -0400

Seems like a missed opportunity that they didn't title this episode "Space Amoeba"

"A Piece of the Action" (S2E17)

Tue, 09 May 2023 04:00:00 -0400

See here now gents and dames, grab ya tommy guns and fedoras cus it's time for a uh... what's the word... it's a uhh... a mobster episode.

"The Gamesters of Triskelion" (S2E16)

Tue, 25 Apr 2023 04:00:00 -0400

Bondage, collars, whips, silver bikinis and Marge Simpson. It seems the producers made an episode out of a Trekkie's Wattpad fan fic this week. Thankfully we don't kink shame on this podcast!

"Trouble with Tribbles" (S2E15)

Tue, 04 Apr 2023 04:00:00 -0400

The trouble with the Trouble with Tribbles is that once you watch it you no longer get to look forward to watching the Trouble with Tribbles.

"Wolf in the Fold" (S2E14)

Tue, 21 Mar 2023 04:00:00 -0400

Who could be killing all these innocent young women? Is it possibly the man found at each crime scene standing over the bodies holding a bloody knife? Or perhaps the shady square headed man the camera keeps randomly cutting to. Maybe it's even Piglet from Winnie the Pooh being possessed by the three-hundred year old ghost of Jack the Ripper! One thing is for sure: this episode will surely be remembered as screenwriter Robert Bloch's magnum opus.

"Obsession" (S2E13)

Tue, 07 Mar 2023 04:00:00 -0500

Better hold your breath because this week the Enterprise is under attack from a giant sentient fart cloud!

"The Deadly Years" (S2E12)

Tue, 21 Feb 2023 04:00:00 -0500

Kirk, Spock and Bones are rapidly aging and becoming inexplicably more southern, but they still get nowhere near as old as real life William Shatner.

"Friday's Child" (S2E11)

Tue, 07 Feb 2023 04:00:00 -0500

This episode seems to have it all: A platoon of giant men with ponytails dressed as curtains, a balding Klingon in sparkly pants, and McCoy slapping a pregnant woman, what more could you ask for?

"Journey to Babel" (S2E10)

Tue, 24 Jan 2023 04:00:00 -0500

The Sibs make their way to a beard convention on Babel, a planet whose name cannot be correctly pronounced by anyone except Alex.

Metamorphosis (S2E9)

Tue, 10 Jan 2023 04:00:00 -0500

Love conquers all! There can even be love between a man and a non-corporeal alien space cloud... as long as the alien space cloud takes the form of a beautiful human woman.

"I, Mudd" (S2E8)

Tue, 27 Dec 2022 04:00:00 -0500

The perfect episode of Star Trek doesn't exi-

"Catspaw" (S2E7)

Tue, 06 Dec 2022 04:00:00 -0500

Beware, this episode is extra super scary! Scary BAD that is! There's a desert of cat litter a magic butt wand and scariest of all: an ordinary house cat

"The Doomsday Machine" (S2E6)

Tue, 22 Nov 2022 04:00:00 -0500

The Enterprise is under attack from a giant space fleshlight!

"The Apple" (S2E5)

Tue, 08 Nov 2022 04:00:00 -0500

This week Alex and Sami discuss John Carpenter's The Thing (1982) and read from their stockpile of subspace messages... Oh and they eventually watch an episode of Star Trek too!

"Mirror Mirror" (S2E4)

Tue, 25 Oct 2022 04:00:00 -0400

Strap on your goatees and crop tops, because the siblings are taking a journey to the mirror universe, where everything is totally different but Spock is still just as sexy and logical as ever.

"The Changeling" (S2E3)

Tue, 11 Oct 2022 04:00:00 -0400

Sami and Alex talk in robot voices for this entire episode.

"Who Mourns for Adonois" (S2E2)

Tue, 27 Sep 2022 04:00:00 -0400

Time to put on your princess dresses because there's YET ANOTHER all-powerful being toying with the crew of the Enterprise this week. Also the siblings welcome an unlikely new crew member to the bridge crew.

"Amok Time" (S2E1)

Tue, 13 Sep 2022 04:00:00 -0400

The Siblings return to find the space throuple is in peril as the beautiful T'Pring, the unrelenting Nurse Chapel and even the wacky-haired Ensign Chekhov attempt to drive a wedge between Kirk and Spock.

BONUS EP: The Animated Series (The Infinite Vulcan + The Lorelei Signal)

Tue, 30 Aug 2022 04:00:00 -0400

This week, the sibs get animated and watch two wacky episodes of Star Trek the Animated series, one of which features space pterodactyls!

"Operation - Annihilate!" (S1E29)

Tue, 16 Aug 2022 04:00:00 -0400

Gentleman, in this episode the Enterprise crew gentlemen fight with some flying pancake gentlemen. Also Kirk's family dies, but nobody cares about that.

"The City on the Edge of Forever" (S1E28)

Tue, 02 Aug 2022 04:00:00 -0400

History has been Boned and Edith Keeler must die! After a brief hiatus the siblings return to the town of Mayberry where Kirk and Spock live in domestic bliss.

"The Alternative Factor" (S1E27)

Tue, 05 Jul 2022 04:00:00 -0400

This week Sami battles covid and Alex battles the summer heat while they both struggle to endure the worst episode of Star Trek yet! Featuring an endless stream of nonsense technobabble and the world's grossest fake beard.

"Errand of Mercy" (S1E26)

Tue, 21 Jun 2022 04:00:00 -0400

The Klingons are here at last! And they have big plans for Spock's butt...

"The Devil in the Dark" (S1E25)

Tue, 07 Jun 2022 04:00:00 -0400

It's Kirk and Spock vs. the Lasagna monster! Also this episode features a special guest appearance by the one and only Original father of the sibs, for a game of "Remember the Plot"

"This Side of Paradise" (S1E24)

Tue, 24 May 2022 04:00:00 -0400

Everybody just want to get high this episode, but Captain Kirk is being a total stick in the mud!

"A Taste of Armageddon" (S1E23)

Tue, 10 May 2022 04:00:00 -0400

It's war! Or is it? After another skirmish with the Romulans, the siblings take the time to over analyze an interesting high concept episode, and Sami has to choose the sexiest Khan.

"Space Seed" (S1E22)

Tue, 26 Apr 2022 04:00:00 -0400

This week, Sami pulls a Lieutenant McGivers and finds herself uncontrollably simping for Khan the entire episode, while Alex deals with even more audio issues (don't worry he finally fixes it halfway through). Also, the beloved Star Trek Merch: Real or Fake segments makes a return this episode!

Feature Presentation at 40:26

"The Return of the Archons" (S1E21)

Tue, 12 Apr 2022 04:00:00 -0400

This week the siblings talk over Kirk's opening Captain's log and spend the whole episode wondering who the heck the Archons are and what we're even doing on this planet! Meanwhile the listeners band together to try to restore the Spaghetti-fied crew of the U.S.S. Listenership.

Feature Presentation at 45:24

"Court Martial" (S1E20)

Tue, 29 Mar 2022 04:00:00 -0400

Alex finally proves beyond all doubt that he is a better actor than William Shatner, Sami spends half the episode speaking into the wrong side of her microphone.

Feature Presentation at 50:48

"Tomorrow is Yesterday" (S1E19)

Tue, 08 Mar 2022 04:00:00 -0500

After narrowly escaping an attack from the Romulans, the siblings travel back to the 60s and witness spectacles like: a regular cork board, purple military uniforms, and a small-faced fighter jet pilot.

Feature Presentation at 00:22:22

"Arena" (S1E18)

Tue, 22 Feb 2022 04:00:00 -0500

This week Captain Kirk finds himself going toe-to-toe with a big sexy rubber lizard monster in the hot California sun and Tessa Thompson wins the 2022 hottest Earth woman award!

Feature Presentation at 00:25:59

"The Squire of Gothos" (S1E17)

Tue, 08 Feb 2022 04:00:00 -0500

A-tweedly-deedly-doo! This week a hyper-flamboyant all-powerful entity tries to annoy the siblings to death with the help of his harpsichord, and the siblings take a closer look at some of the shows updated graphics.

Feature Presentation at 00:40:10

"The Galileo Seven" (S1E16)

Tue, 25 Jan 2022 04:00:00 -0500

Strap on your strap-ons, because the sibs are at their nerdiest for this highly illogical Spockisode. Featuring contrived mutiny, terrible spear throwing, and yet another useless yeoman!

Feature Presentation at: 16:10

"Shore Leave" (S1E15)

Tue, 11 Jan 2022 04:00:00 -0500

This episode is a total fever dream, and we love it!

Feature Presentation at 00:29:51

"Balance of Terror" (S1E14)

Tue, 28 Dec 2021 04:00:00 -0500

In this episode Captain Kirk must balance on a tight-robe suspended over a sun while being attacked by space pterodactyls. Don't look down!

Feature Presentation at 00:14:00

"Conscience of the King" (S1E13)

Tue, 14 Dec 2021 04:00:00 -0500

Star Trek pays homage to Shakespeare by having Lieutenant Riley drink a glass of poison milk.

Feature Presentation at 00:19:25

"The Menagerie - Part 2" (S1E12)

Wed, 17 Nov 2021 09:00:00 -0500

In the epic conclusion, the siblings watch Kirk and Spock watch a group of aliens watch Captain Pike trapped in a cage.

Feature Presentation at 00:26:46

NOTE: Sorry all this episode is not only LATE, but is also a RE-UPLOAD, the original upload was missing the TV shows audio!

"The Menagerie - Part 1" (S1E11)

Tue, 26 Oct 2021 04:00:00 -0400

"BEEP. BEEP BEEP. BEEP. BEEP BEEP. BEEP. BEEP." - Captain Pike

Feature Presentation at 00:37:35

"The Corbomite Maneuver" (S1E10)

Tue, 05 Oct 2021 04:00:00 -0400

The siblings are immensely grateful for the opportunity to witness the big weird head of the alien Balok. Also Minnesota Scotty returns!

Feature Presentation at 00:24:05

"Dagger of the Mind" (S1E9)

Tue, 21 Sep 2021 04:00:00 -0400

WARNING: This episode contains non-stop karate chopping action!

Feature Presentation at 00:19:35

"Miri" (S1E8)

Tue, 07 Sep 2021 04:00:00 -0400

In this episode the siblings are grossed out my a bunch of glowing blue scabs on Yeoman Rand's legs, then even more grossed out by Captain Kirk's romance with a minor.

Feature Presentation at 00:18:31

"What Are Little Girls Made Of?" (S1E7)

Tue, 03 Aug 2021 04:00:00 -0400

A sex robot, a crossdressing Frankenstein, and Kirk wielding a giant purple dildo, it's everything but the kitchen sink when the siblings watch this clumsily-titled episode of Star Trek.

Feature Presentation at 00:14:03

"Mudd's Women" (S1E6)

Tue, 20 Jul 2021 04:00:00 -0400

In this episode, the siblings insist that physical beauty is unimportant, while simultaneously berating Lieutenant Farrell for being too damn ugly.

Feature Presentation at 00:17:01

"The Enemy Within" (S1E5)

Tue, 06 Jul 2021 04:00:00 -0400

Scotty kills a dog in this episode, will that hurt his chances in Marry, Kill, Pon Farr? Meanwhile a screaming belligerent Captain Kirk soaked in eye-liner and lube terrorizes the crew!

Feature Presentation at 00:22:18

"The Naked Time" (S1E4)

Tue, 22 Jun 2021 04:00:00 -0400

It turns out this episode does not feature any scenes of James Kirk collapsing into a cargo bay full of naked women, but it does feature some impressive functioning alcoholism by Bones and Scotty!

Feature Presentation at 00:15:57

"Where No Man has Gone Before" (S1E3)

Tue, 08 Jun 2021 04:00:00 -0400

The siblings watch the would-be pilot episode of TOS, in which a man named Gary becomes an all-powerful being with excruciating eye prosthetics.

Feature Presentation at 00:22:09

"Charlie X" (S1E2)

Tue, 01 Jun 2021 04:00:00 -0400

SEXISM ALERT! This week an all-powerful 26-year-old teenager, Charlie, is a passenger on the Enterprise, and the siblings sound the alarms as Kirk, Yeoman Rand, and the rest of the crew struggle to grasp the concept of gender equality.

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"The Man Trap" (S1E1)

Tue, 25 May 2021 11:00:00 -0400

In the Premiere episode of STAR TREK: The Original Siblings, Trek Veteran Sami Brisson and Trek Noobie Alex Brisson watch the pilot episode of Star Trek the Original Series from 1966 and discuss important topics like which crew member is the best looking, the lack of seatbelts on starships, and the uses of salt in hot climates.

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