The Best of Lawzy

Sn. 3 Ep. 70 - What Do I Do? I Say Goodbye

Thu, 25 Dec 2025 06:00:00 +1100

The Original J-Law hands down his final message before ascending to the pearly gates, staring down a battle to the death with Norman and bidding farewell to some of his closest friends.

This episode is comprised of elements of The John Laws Morning Show broadcast on 2SM on 08/10/2024, 28/10/2024, 29/10/2024, 01/11/2024, 04/11/2024, 06/11/2024 and 08/11/2024.

Sn. 3 Ep. 69 - Well, It Is That I Must Leave You Now

Thu, 22 Dec 2022 08:00:00 +1100

In the 100th episode of The Best of Lawzy, the series finale of the podcast, The Original J-Law gathers his closest friends for one last goodbye.

This episode is comprised of elements of The John Laws Morning Show broadcast on 2SM on 05/12/2022, 06/12/2022, 07/12/2022, 08/12/2022, 09/12/2022, 12/12/2022, 13/12/2022, 14/12/2022, 15/12/2022, 16/12/2022, 19/12/2022, 20/12/2022 and 21/12/2022.

The Top 25 Best of Lawzy Calls - Part Two

Wed, 21 Dec 2022 07:00:00 +1100

The countdown continues as we recap the best of the best 25 calls in the podcast's history!

Today, we're beginning at number 12 and continuing until we reach our number one. Can you pick who might win the top prize? Listen and find out for yourself!

The Ballad of Tegan's Baby

Tue, 20 Dec 2022 08:00:00 +1100

A musical extravaganza revisiting what might be the longest ongoing story arc in all of The Best of Lawzy history - the saga of Dale, his cousin Tegan and her baby.

The Top 25 Best of Lawzy Calls - Part One

Mon, 19 Dec 2022 07:00:00 +1100

Join us as we start the countdown of the best 25 calls in the podcast's history!

Today, we're beginning at number 25 and working our way through to number 13. Will your favourites make the list? Listen and find out!

A Special Announcement

Fri, 16 Dec 2022 16:00:00 +1100

The Saturday Afternoon Crew has some important news to share regarding the future of The Best of Lawzy.

Sn. 3 Ep. 68 - The Pudding Hunter

Thu, 15 Dec 2022 07:00:00 +1100

Everyone wants a pudding! Jason rounds up extra guests for the show, Anthony lets his workmate down, Maureen talks about Yellowstone and Dale gets into the Christmas spirit.

This episode is comprised of elements of The John Laws Morning Show broadcast on 2SM on 30/11/2022, 01/12/2022 and 02/12/2022.

Sn. 3 Ep. 67 - Mate, Kenny Rogers is Dead Now

Thu, 08 Dec 2022 08:00:00 +1100

Lawzy deals with a Pudding Lane spy, finds out what results from Coke with no bubbles, solves the issue of the vanishing tree and The Original J-Law and Dale know when to walk away and know when to run.

This episode is comprised of elements of The John Laws Morning Show broadcast on 2SM on 23/11/2022, 24/11/2022 and 25/11/2022.

Sn. 3 Ep. 66 - Aren't You a Little Jerk?

Thu, 01 Dec 2022 08:00:00 +1100

John has nothing interesting to say, Dave subtly guns for a Christmas pudding only to have Manea refuse to accept her Christmas pudding, Greg pushes the limits of broadcast decency standards, Dale prepares for his concert performance and Mudgee Mick's love life falls apart.

This episode is comprised of elements of The John Laws Morning Show broadcast on 2SM on 15/11/2022, 16/11/2022, 17/11/2022 and 18/11/2022.

Sn. 3 Ep. 65 - Breakfast with Richard King

Thu, 24 Nov 2022 09:00:00 +1100

Lawzy's regular callers find themselves to be a flock without a shepherd.

This episode is comprised of elements of Breakfast with Richard King broadcast on 2SM on 07/11/2022, 08/11/2022, 09/11/2022 and 11/11/2022 and The John Laws Morning Show broadcast on 2SM on 14/11/2022.

Sn. 3 Ep. 64 - A Vicious, Silly, Stupid Old Bastard

Thu, 17 Nov 2022 08:00:00 +1100

After Diana loses her connection and Dale becomes a successful gambler, Lawzy takes on a series of increasingly intense calls about his response to ISIS brides.

This episode is comprised of elements of The John Laws Morning Show broadcast on 2SM on 02/11/2022, 03/11/2022 and 04/11/2022.

Sn. 3. Ep. 63 - Lots of Luck, Tony

Thu, 10 Nov 2022 08:00:00 +1100

Lawzy half-listens to Clive, mocks Bob's walking habits, connects Dale with his clown audience and doxxes anyone who dares criticises him.

This episode is comprised of elements of The John Laws Morning Show broadcast on 2SM on 26/10/2022, 27/10/2022 and 28/10/2022.

Sn. 3 Ep. 62 - The John Laws Morning Cult

Thu, 03 Nov 2022 08:00:00 +1100

Lisa makes an irritating cameo, Lawzy's blaspheming draws the wrath of the big man upstairs, Dale trash talks Novak Djokovic and Alexander puts The Original J-Law through 'haitch'-E-L-L.

This episode is comprised of elements of The John Laws Morning Show broadcast on 2SM on 19/10/2022, 20/10/2022 and 21/10/2022.

Sn. 3 Ep. 61 - Yeeeeeeeah

Thu, 27 Oct 2022 07:00:00 +1100

Leonie dishes out the latest in world affairs, Dale conquers the competition, Elizabeth pitches the solution to Australia's political woes and John shares his harrowing near-death experience involving the Bali Bombings.

This episode is comprised of elements of The John Laws Morning Show broadcast on 2SM on 12/10/2022, 13/10/2022 and 14/10/2022.

Sn. 3 Ep. 60 - Can I Tell You About a Garfield Comic?

Thu, 20 Oct 2022 08:00:00 +1100

Lawzy returns from holiday to do battle with Herberton Hugh, discuss a wide range of political topics with John and struggle to make any sense out of Lisa.

This episode is comprised of elements of The John Laws Morning Show broadcast on 2SM on 10/10/2022 and 11/10/2022.

Sn. 3 Ep. 59 - Mick's in Love!

Thu, 13 Oct 2022 08:00:00 +1100

Mudgee Mick updates his relationship status and Dale turns Lawzy into his personal messenger to King Charles III.

This episode is comprised of elements of The John Laws Morning Show broadcast on 2SM on 15/09/2022 and 16/09/2022.

Sn. 3 Ep. 58 - It's an Empty Day, Isn't It?

Thu, 06 Oct 2022 07:00:00 +1100

John struggles to make conversation while George workshops his racist comedy routine, Graham speculates about Jeffery Einstein, John calls to ask John how to listen to John and Eileen just sneaks her story about Jesus in under the wire.

This episode is comprised of elements of The John Laws Morning Show broadcast on 2SM on 13/09/2022 and 14/09/2022.

Sn. 3 Ep. 57 - The Ins and Outs, If I Can Put It That Way, of Vibrators

Thu, 29 Sep 2022 07:00:00 +1000

Lawzy and Sherrie have a horse-some chat, Teresa dances the night away while her husband is in hospital and Russell teaches The Original J-Law that there's more things in life than a John Laws Watch that might give you a bit of pleasure.

This episode is comprised of elements of The John Laws Morning Show broadcast on 2SM on 05/09/2022.

Sn. 3 Ep. 56 - If You Happen To Be Listening, Prince William

Thu, 22 Sep 2022 08:00:00 +1000

Dale grieves over the Queen, Kevin registers a series of petty complaints, Jack has jack to talk about and Mudgee Mick seeks some romance advice.

This episode is comprised of elements of The John Laws Morning Show broadcast on 2SM on 07/09/2022, 08/09/2022 and 09/09/2022.

Sn. 3 Ep. 55 - Doesn't Matter Much Now, She's Dead

Thu, 15 Sep 2022 08:00:00 +1000

Lawzy answers David's question, perfects his Dean Martin impression, accuses a man with a brain injury of being drunk, invites callers to make their best blonde jokes, confronts his mortality and Dale gets his five seconds of fame.

This episode is comprised of elements of The John Laws Morning Show broadcast on 2SM on 31/08/2022, 01/09/2022 and 02/09/2022.

Sn. 3 Ep. 54 (Vita-Weat Remix) - If I Want To Bite a Cracker, I'll Bite a Cracker

Thu, 15 Sep 2022 07:00:00 +1000

The Saturday Afternoon Crew have re-edited Sn. 3 Ep. 54 to restore it to its full Vita-Weatey glory, featuring 88.6% new content revolving around Australia's favourite crispbread snack.

This episode is comprised of elements of The John Laws Morning Show broadcast on 2SM on 24/08/2022, 25/08/2022 and 26/08/2022.

Sn. 3 Ep. 54 - All This For a Biscuit?

Thu, 08 Sep 2022 07:00:00 +1000

Neil's combative tendencies flow out like a leaky tap and Dale and Lawzy impersonate power tools in between multiple reflections about Vita-Weat.

This episode is comprised of elements of The John Laws Morning Show broadcast on 2SM on 24/08/2022, 25/08/2022 and 26/08/2022.

Sn. 3 Ep. 53 - There's a Hole in the Bucket

Thu, 01 Sep 2022 07:00:00 +1000

Kevin mounts a GOAT argument about the Constitution, Joe fails his Australian Idol audition, Marshall mistakenly thinks he's called the Telstra support line and Dale has a birthday party coming up!

This episode is comprised of elements of The John Laws Morning Show broadcast on 2SM on 17/08/2022, 18/08/2022 and 19/08/2022.

Sn. 3 Ep. 52 - Carmel Knowledge

Thu, 25 Aug 2022 07:00:00 +1000

This week, Lawzy judges a bunch of weak jokes, drops a few swear words, berates a woman for her bad phone technique and impersonates a tambourine.

This episode is comprised of elements of The John Laws Morning Show broadcast on 2SM on 10/08/2022, 11/08/2022 and 12/08/2022.

Sn. 3 Ep. 51 - I'm Thinking About The Magnificent Seven

Thu, 18 Aug 2022 05:00:00 +1000

John complains that photographers don't show enough respect, Ralph debuts his response to Mudgee Mick's zeitgeist-capturing hit single and far too long is spent talking about The Magnificent Seven to the point of eating into the show's revenue.

This episode is comprised of elements of The John Laws Morning Show broadcast on 2SM on 01/08/2022.

Sn. 3. Ep. 50 - Our John

Thu, 11 Aug 2022 00:00:00 +1000

Ivy feels discriminated over the Manly Sea Eagles jersey controversy, Dennis performs his own version of Media Watch, Dale performs a private concert for Lawzy and Mudgee Mick premieres his new number one hit single.

This episode is comprised of elements of The John Laws Morning Show broadcast on 2SM on 27/07/2022, 28/07/2022 and 29/07/2022.

Sn. 3 Ep. 49 - SWIMS

Thu, 04 Aug 2022 07:00:00 +1000

Lawzy takes it easy in today's episode by reviewing movies, eating biscuits, making Monica Lewinsky jokes in 2022, accusing callers of alcoholism and struggling to make conversation with Dale.

This episode is comprised of elements of The John Laws Morning Show broadcast on 2SM on 20/07/2022, 21/07/2022 and 22/07/2022.

Sn. 3 Ep. 48b - First-Class Fornicator

Fri, 29 Jul 2022 07:00:00 +1000

Ralph returns to settle his beef with Penny and instead starts new beef with Lawzy.

This episode is comprised of elements of The John Laws Morning Show broadcast on 2SM on 07/07/2022.

Sn. 3 Ep. 48 - I'm Doing Bird Impersonations Here!

Thu, 28 Jul 2022 06:00:00 +1000

Barry takes the lawyers to task on a linguistic technicality, Ralph starts a beef with Penny, Dale finally goes to see Mary Poppins, Lawzy turns Dr. Dolittle with a pack of chickens, Mudgee Mick writes a hit song and The Original J-Law has his patience tested with a quick succession of irritating callers.

This episode is comprised of elements of The John Laws Morning Show broadcast on 2SM on 05/07/2022, 06/07/2022, 07/07/2022 and 08/07/2022.

Sn. 3 Ep. 47 - Put the Dog on the Phone

Thu, 21 Jul 2022 07:00:00 +1000

Lawzy ties up Dale's excitement for his Christmas in July party, Leonie's a nervous wreck, Harry comes off like a ginger nut and Robert seals the deal on the Constitution.

This episode is comprised of elements of The John Laws Morning Show broadcast on 2SM on 29/06/2022, 30/06/2022 and 01/07/2022.

Sn. 3 Ep. 46 - Trial By Media Is Never a Good Thing

Thu, 14 Jul 2022 07:00:00 +1000

Lawzy has a bit of déjà vu reading the emails, leaves Glenn on the line, abuses a PR agency, plays some of Dale's greatest hits and gets to the bottom of a 52 year old mystery involving a rusted fan.

This episode is comprised of elements of The John Laws Morning Show broadcast on 2SM on 20/06/2022, 23/06/2022 and 24/06/2022.

Sn. 3 Ep. 45 - Don't Whack It With Your Racquet

Thu, 07 Jul 2022 07:00:00 +1000

What's on your mind, Victoria? Peter calls up for another round of fact checking and "Jeff" puts the cast of Mary Poppins to shame, which would upset Dale who's becoming a tennis star!

This episode is comprised of elements of The John Laws Morning Show broadcast on 2SM on 15/06/2022, 16/06/2022 and 17/06/2022.

Sn. 3 Ep. 44 - Jesus, I Am a Genius

Thu, 30 Jun 2022 06:00:00 +1000

Lawzy broadens the show out to a new audience by becoming multi-lingual, takes an IQ test, organises Dale's social life and cracks George's secret identity!

This episode is comprised of elements of The John Laws Morning Show broadcast on 2SM on 08/06/2022, 09/06/2022 and 10/06/2022.

Sn. 3 Ep. 43 - Don't Tell Me You've Got Her Propped Her Up in the Bedroom

Thu, 23 Jun 2022 06:00:00 +1000

Harry digs deep into one of nature's greatest predators, Mudgee Mick confesses to an act of kidnapping and Dale gets demanding.

This episode is comprised of elements of The John Laws Morning Show broadcast on 2SM on 01/06/2022, 02/06/2022 and 03/06/2022.

Sn. 3 Ep. 42 - Why Didn't Dale Dance?

Thu, 16 Jun 2022 06:00:00 +1000

Ralph has quite a few topics on his mind today, Michael struggles to get Lawzy to follow his family tree, Ian rejuvenates the NRL and Dale's upset tummy upsets his trip to the ball.

This episode is comprised of elements of The John Laws Morning Show broadcast on 2SM on 23/05/2022, 25/05/2022, 26/05/2022 and 27/05/2022.

Sn. 3 Ep. 41 - The Brickie's Laptop

Thu, 09 Jun 2022 06:00:00 +1000

Derrick returns with one final set of election predictions, Mudgee Mick talks about all the beauty in the world, Lisa spruiks the United Australia Party and Dale is getting all dressed up!

This episode is comprised of elements of The John Laws Morning Show broadcast on 2SM on 18/05/2022, 19/05/2022 and 20/05/2022.

Sn. 3 Ep. 40b- Derrick is a Clown

Fri, 03 Jun 2022 06:00:00 +1000

Derrick returns to re-register his election predictions on the eve of this year's election. And Mary's rebuttal may not be a fine example of equal airtime for opinions.

This episode is comprised of elements of The John Laws Morning Show broadcast on 2SM on 11/05/2022.

Sn. 3 Ep. 40 - Today is Not My Day

Thu, 02 Jun 2022 06:00:00 +1000

In today's episode, Lawzy withstands a non-stop barrage of callers who irritate him for a wide variety of different reasons. Only a spelling lesson with Dale might save the day.

This episode is comprised of elements of The John Laws Morning Show broadcast on 2SM on 11/05/2022, 12/05/2022 and 13/05/2022.

Sn. 3 Ep. 39 - Scoop in the Soap Powder

Thu, 26 May 2022 06:00:00 +1000

Lawzy gets the latest scoop in laundry detergent news, learns all about Happy Science, withstands calls from Robyn and Victoria and hears from a long lost friend.

This episode is comprised of elements of The John Laws Morning Show broadcast on 2SM on 04/05/2022, 05/05/2022 and 06/05/2022.

Sn. 3 Ep. 38 - Gums and Teeth Going Everywhere

Thu, 19 May 2022 06:00:00 +1000

Lawzy opens with his fan favourite 'Wacky Facts' segment before taking a seat on the casting couch, Lawrence's bird-wrangling proves to be a little toothless, Victoria's attempted verse seems more like a curse and Dale finds himself caught in a tale of two Jodies.

This episode is comprised of elements of The John Laws Morning Show broadcast on 2SM on 26/04/2022, 27/04/2022 and 28/04/2022.

Sn. 3 Ep. 37 - They're Called the Mean Things and You're Called The Jerk

Thu, 12 May 2022 05:00:00 +1000

Norman and Mudgee Mick each make a tilt at a political career, Joe gives a lesson in Ukrainian history, Ralph shares the results of the latest census, Dale's trip to the Easter Show doesn't go to plan and Lawzy gets a knockback from a powerful friend.

This episode is comprised of elements of The John Laws Morning Show broadcast on 2SM on 19/04/2022, 20/04/2022 and 21/04/2022.

Sn. 3 Ep. 36 - The People Who Got All the Money

Thu, 05 May 2022 06:00:00 +1000

Derek's gives his hot election tips, Pat shares a thought or two (or ten), Tamara is strange, Col shares a few financial theories and Dale is FINALLY going to the Easter Show.

This episode is comprised of elements of The John Laws Morning Show broadcast on 2SM on 11/04/2022, 12/04/2022 and 14/04/2022.

Sn. 3 Ep. 35 - Not That Bloody Wet Rain Again

Thu, 28 Apr 2022 06:00:00 +1000

Ralph solves military conflict in the Ukraine, Dale auditions for a new job, conscription rumours continue to plague the farming industry and Bill makes political analysis a little more edgy.

This episode is comprised of elements of The John Laws Morning Show broadcast on 2SM on 06/04/2022, 37/04/2022 and 08/04/2022.

Sn. 3 Ep. 34 - The Aussie Adopted Children's Choir

Thu, 21 Apr 2022 06:00:00 +1000

Tony breaks down racial inequality in the budget, Rod calls for a culture built on trust, Ralph gives a voice to orphaned children and Dale's going to the Easter Show.

This episode is comprised of elements of The John Laws Morning Show broadcast on 2SM on 30/03/2022, 31/03/2022 and 01/04/2022.

Sn. 3 Ep. 33 - We Got a Record Crop Here

Thu, 14 Apr 2022 06:00:00 +1000

Wally is worried that someone is gonna come and try and snatch his crops, Eric pays for an assassination on live radio, Paul has been celebrating a job well done and Dale complains about cost of living pressures.

This episode is comprised of elements of The John Laws Morning Show broadcast on 2SM on 23/03/2022, 24/03/2022 and 25/03/2022.

Bears to the Beach: A Year of a Little Bit of Useless Information

Sun, 10 Apr 2022 12:00:00 +1000

Our fans begged us not to do it, focus groups labelled it 'unlistenable' and the bigwigs at the Saturday Afternoon Crew HQ called it 'podcast suicide'..... but we went ahead and did it anyway!

To celebrate the one year anniversary of the first episode of The Best of Lawzy, we're doing an episode made up entirely of useless information!

We've dispensed of the callers, the jokes and half-hearted news analysis to create the most informative podcast ever. This episode gathers 66 pieces of useless information from the past year that were simply too hot for the regular podcast.

It's all new, it's all true and it's all useless.

Sn. 3 Ep. 32 - She Might Be On, Brother

Thu, 07 Apr 2022 08:00:00 +1000

Mudgee Mick discusses the war in Ukraine, Dale gets his weekly medical checkup, we get another roundup of the latest from the open mic comedy circuit and Lawzy and Pete get deep into the ice epidemic.

This episode is comprised of elements of The John Laws Morning Show broadcast on 2SM on 16/03/2022, 17/03/2022 and 18/03/2022.

Sn. 3 Ep. 31 - You Sound Just Like Pavarotti

Thu, 31 Mar 2022 08:00:00 +1100

Elma has her 106th birthday, John combines surfing and rugby league, Ralph says a little prayer for Putin, Hugh sings a song for the flood victims and Joe pulls out all the stops to try to get a watch.

This episode is comprised of elements of The John Laws Morning Show broadcast on 2SM on 09/03/2022, 10/03/2022 and 11/03/2022.

Sn. 3 Ep. 30 - Anybody In a FEMA Camp Out There?

Thu, 24 Mar 2022 08:00:00 +1100

Amy has some heady thoughts on Lawzy, Barry wants to discuss the lyric, Lyn cons the switchboard, Dawn is bringing politicians to their knees, Dale has some family business, John (a.k.a. "Graham") brings down the government's web of lies, the Pet Shop Boys make big bucks in royalties and Hugh reads us a passage about... something.

This episode is comprised of elements of The John Laws Morning Show broadcast on 2SM on 01/03/2022, 02/03/2022, 03/03/2022 and 04/03/2022.

Sn. 3 Ep. 29 - We Could All Do With a Little Peace

Wed, 23 Mar 2022 00:00:00 +1100

Elma does her check-up with Dr. Lawzy, Mudgee Mick blows smoke, "Robert" returns for another chat, Dale gives a movie review and Herberton Hugh needs to get his thoughts out, unclear as they may be.

This episode is comprised of elements of The John Laws Morning Show broadcast on 2SM on 21/02/2022, 22/02/2022, 23/02/2022, 24/02/2022 and 25/02/2022.

Sn. 3 Ep. 28 - Xanax is Great

Thu, 10 Mar 2022 08:00:00 +1100

Norman calls up to discuss the topic of friendship, Joe returns for another important conversation, Peter is exceedingly weird, Dale's invitation gets ignored and some rude people on the internet are re-editing John Laws to make him look bad!

This episode is comprised of elements of The John Laws Morning Show broadcast on 2SM on 14/02/2022, 16/02/2022, 17/02/2022 and 18/02/2022.

Sn. 3 Ep. 27 - Tina Mascara

Thu, 03 Mar 2022 08:00:00 +1100

Jason hams it up, Joe and Robert both seem to just be on for a chat, Patrick advocates for the efficiency of his boys, Dale is searching for a valentine, Luke plays traffic cop and Harry gets his rocks off.

This episode is comprised of elements of The John Laws Morning Show broadcast on 2SM on 07/02/2022, 08/02/2022, 09/02/2022 and 11/02/2022.

Sn. 3 Ep. 26 - Is There Any Better Place Than The Promised Land?

Thu, 24 Feb 2022 13:00:00 +1100

We wish Dale a happy birthday, Scott drops out and Joe tells a story about... something? It's hard to tell.

This episode is comprised of elements of The John Laws Morning Show broadcast on 2SM on 01/02/2022, 02/02/2022, 03/02/2022 and 04/02/2022.

Sn. 3 Ep. 25 - Don't Drink Too Much of That Wild Turkey

Thu, 24 Feb 2022 08:00:00 +1100

As Lawzy rounds out another year, we learn all about Thomas Edison, Roger shares his new business venture and Mudgee Mick wishes us all well for the holiday season.

This episode is comprised of elements of The John Laws Morning Show broadcast on 2SM on 20/12/2021, 21/12/2021 and 22/12/2021.

Sn. 3 Ep. 24 - Tegan, Tell Me a Story

Thu, 17 Feb 2022 08:00:00 +1100

Puddings, puddings, puddings! Annabelle gets her dreams crushed, John discusses Yellowstone with a ten year old boy, Ian gets barred from the supermarket and Herberton Hugh and Weird Dale Yankovic are today's musical guests!

This episode is comprised of elements of The John Laws Morning Show broadcast on 2SM on 15/12/2021, 16/12/2021 and 17/12/2021.

Sn. 3 Ep. 23 - Australia's Answer to Rudolph Valentino

Thu, 10 Feb 2022 08:00:00 +1100

Gary learns the true fate of his childhood dog, Herberton Hugh talks wind farms, Helen is gunning for a pudding, Lance modestly discusses his royal correspondence, Dale dictates his letter to Santa and it's non-stop open mic comedy from the emailers.

This episode is comprised of elements of The John Laws Morning Show broadcast on 2SM on 06/12/2021, 08/12/2021, 09/12/2021 and 10/12/2021.

Sn. 3 Ep. 22 - 90% of Mankind is Bisexual

Thu, 03 Feb 2022 08:00:00 +1100

It's December at 2SM and John's got his puddings in order!

Ray breaks down the latest statistical analysis of modern sexuality, Rafael relitigates ancient history, Col's got his radio too loud, Dale's a soccer superstar and Mudgee Mick's getting hitched!

This episode is comprised of elements of The John Laws Morning Show broadcast on 2SM on 26/11/2021, 30/11/2021, 01/12/2021, 02/12/2021 and 03/12/2021.

Sn. 3 Ep. 21 - The Wreck of the Something or Rather

Thu, 27 Jan 2022 08:00:00 +1100

Joseph workshops his latest five minute set, "Angela" and "Mary" share a lot of similar views, Scott doesn't let a dodgy phone line or a broken cat door get in the way of a good story, Sandra and Tegan are visiting Dale and Lawzy misunderstands how quizzes work.

This episode is comprised of elements of The John Laws Morning Show broadcast on 2SM on 17/11/2021, 18/11/2021 and 19/11/2021.

Sn. 3 Ep. 20 - Santa Always Listens on the 12th of November

Thu, 20 Jan 2022 08:00:00 +1100

Walter is fighting for our rights despite not having a brain, Steve performs a mental health check, Lawzy interviews The Truth and Dale sings Christmas carols in November.

This episode is comprised of elements of The John Laws Morning Show broadcast on 2SM on 10/11/2021, 11/11/2021 and 12/11/2021.

Sn. 3 Ep. 19 - Episode #50 - This is Not a Comedy Show

Thu, 13 Jan 2022 08:00:00 +1100

It's the 50th episode of The Best of Lawzy and we're celebrating with a jam-packed, super-sized marathon episode!

All of John's best friends come by for a visit to give their best wishes, including Herberton Hugh, Michael and Michael's nemesis Anthony, Victoria, Taffy, Mudgee Mick and of course, Dale. Plus, a wide array of new callers discuss vaccinations, the disappearance of Cleo Smith and the 1901 Constitution.

This episode is comprised of elements of The John Laws Morning Show broadcast on 2SM on 18/10/2021, 20/10/2021, 21/10/2021, 22/10/2021, 25/10/2021, 26/10/2021, 27/10/2021, 28/10/2021, 29/10/2021, 08/11/2021 and 09/11/2021.

Sn. 3 Ep. 18 - Ooh, Aah... Bad Boy John

Thu, 06 Jan 2022 08:00:00 +1100

John talks about his favourite reality TV shows, Nicholas discusses something that nobody can quite figure out, Dale has a message from the team at 7-Eleven and Denise and Peter join a growing chorus of dissatisfied listeners.

This episode is comprised of elements of The John Laws Morning Show broadcast on 2SM on 13/10/2021, 14/10/2021 and 15/10/2021.

Sn. 3 Ep. 17 - Find a Quiet Corner...

Thu, 30 Dec 2021 08:00:00 +1100

Mudgee Mick pops by to give his views on Gladys' political end, Dale and John share salad recipes and when Greg adds to his fact checking book, it sparks a robust discussion on self-pleasure.

This episode is comprised of elements of The John Laws Morning Show broadcast on 2SM on 06/10/2021, 07/10/2021 and 08/10/2021.

Sn. 3 Ep. 16 - Why Don't You Dance with the Girls?

Thu, 23 Dec 2021 12:00:00 +1100

Norman returns to pick a fight yet again, Gary gives his life story, Troy represents all shearers and Dale and Lawzy talk about the legacy of Rolf Harris.

This episode is comprised of elements of The John Laws Morning Show broadcast on 2SM on 29/09/2021, 30/09/2021 and 01/10/2021.

Sn. 3 Ep. 15 - Snow White's Down to Five Dwarves

Thu, 16 Dec 2021 08:00:00 +1100

Ivan supports a new political candidate, Michael checks in with Comrade Lawzy, Dale shares the latest dance competition results and some hard truths are revealed about the state of Darrell Lea's retail presence.

This episode is comprised of elements of The John Laws Morning Show broadcast on 2SM on 22/09/2021, 23/09/2021 and 24/09/2021.

Sn. 3 Ep. 14 - A Hard Earned Thirst

Thu, 09 Dec 2021 08:00:00 +1100

Walter upends the fossil fuel economy, Lawrence takes a jab at the mainstream media coverage of vaccines, Dale dresses as a Mexican and Lawzy gets thirsty.

This episode is comprised of elements of The John Laws Morning Show broadcast on 2SM on 15/09/2021, 16/09/2021 and 17/09/2021.

Sn. 3 Ep. 13 - Trying To Be Smart And That's Never Gonna Happen

Thu, 02 Dec 2021 08:00:00 +1100

John kicks off proceedings with a call from beyond the grave, we revisit our learnings of knowledge from weeks prior, a team of callers get a little enthusiastic with their coaching, Dale's dance moves are straight out of the 90s and John gets a call from one of his sweetest callers.

This episode is comprised of elements of The John Laws Morning Show broadcast on 2SM on 08/09/2021 and 10/09/2021.

Sn.3 Ep.12 - Gyprock with Flour

Thu, 25 Nov 2021 08:00:00 +1100

Ralph forges a path towards world peace, Lawzy gets an exclusive interview with Victoria to discuss her new book, Warren shares his new recipe and as a matter of fact, Dale and John have got it now.

This episode is comprised of elements of The John Laws Morning Show broadcast on 2SM on 01/09/2021, 02/09/2021 and 03/09/2021.

Sn.3 Ep.11 - The Idea of Fragility and Anti-Fragility

Thu, 18 Nov 2021 08:00:00 +1100

Norman makes his long-awaited return to break bread with the big man, Kevin talks to Lawzy about Lawzy... again, Rob takes the listeners to John Laws University, Dale lists bingo numbers and Robert's instrument lets him down.

This episode is comprised of elements of The John Laws Morning Show broadcast on 2SM on 25/08/2021, 26/08/2021 and 27/08/2021.

Sn. 3 Ep. 10 - They Had a Grappa

Thu, 11 Nov 2021 08:00:00 +1100

Malcolm tows the party line, Tony behaves like an idiot, Mick misses the idiots of old and Dale and Lawzy discuss film history.

This episode is comprised of elements of The John Laws Morning Show broadcast on 2SM on 18/08/2021, 19/08/2021 and 20/08/2021.

Sn.3 Ep.9 - Donnie, Behave Yourself

Thu, 04 Nov 2021 08:00:00 +1100

Ralph becomes a speechwriter for Gladys Berejiklian, Dale laments his employment situation, Donnie seeks out some medical advice, Paul can't figure out how to use a telephone and Mudgee Mick makes correspondence with Jacqui Lambie.

This episode is comprised of elements of The John Laws Morning Show broadcast on 2SM on 11/08/2021, 12/08/2021 and 13/08/2021.

Sn.3 Ep. 8 - I'll Come Over There And Twist Your Arm

Thu, 28 Oct 2021 08:00:00 +1100

Lawzy gets on his soapbox about cannabis, talks mathematics with Robert, withstands a laborious story from Linda and defends Dale as he comes under attack!

This episode is comprised of elements of The John Laws Morning Show broadcast on 2SM on 04/08/2021, 05/08/2021 and 06/08/2021.

Sn. 3 Ep. 7 - My Old Sparring Partner

Thu, 21 Oct 2021 08:00:00 +1100

Lawzy gets an update from an old work colleague, two Jason are eager for Lawdawg's approval and we discover the tragic fate of Dr. Poppils.

This episode is comprised of elements of The John Laws Morning Show broadcast on 2SM on 26/07/2021, 29/07/2021 and 30/07/2021.

Sn. 3 Ep. 6 - Norman's Love Child

Thu, 14 Oct 2021 08:00:00 +1100

Lawzy talks alternate histories with Fred, Anthony passes commentary on the other callers, Trevor is gearing for an almighty battle and Dale defends his puzzle championship.

This episode is comprised of elements of The John Laws Morning Show broadcast on 2SM on 21/07/2021, 22/07/2021 and 23/07/2021.

Sn. 3 Ep. 5 - You Wanna Chill Out on the Thai National Anthem

Thu, 07 Oct 2021 08:00:00 +1100

Lawzy accidentally starts a quiz and doesn't know how to stop it, talks lockdown strategies with some budding experts, gets workout tips from Dale and can't stop thinking about the Thai national anthem.

This episode is comprised of elements of The John Laws Morning Show broadcast on 2SM on 12/07/2021, 14/07/2021, 15/07/2021 and 16/07/2021.

Sn. 3 Ep. 4 - Shirley's Coming to Spend the Weekend

Thu, 30 Sep 2021 07:00:00 +1000

Tony performs his Kath and Kim fan fiction, Shirley sets about closing a loophole, Ralph has lust on his mind, Jason is craving an old classic and Lawzy and Dale bring some new life into this world!

This episode is comprised of elements of The John Laws Morning Show broadcast on 2SM on 07/07/2021, 08/07/2021 and 09/07/2021.

Sn.3 Ep. 3 - Oh God, What Am I Doing?

Thu, 23 Sep 2021 07:00:00 +1000

We get all the medical updates from Dr. Lawzy himself as we get our regular biblical check-ins from Ralph and Leonie and Dale is still struggling to get to sleep! Plus, whose birthdays is it today?

This episode is comprised of elements of The John Laws Morning Show broadcast on 2SM on 30/06/2021, 01/07/2021 and 02/07/2021.

Sn. 3 Ep. 2 - I Don't Want to Know the Number

Thu, 16 Sep 2021 08:00:00 +1000

Lawzy discusses culture with Matt, talks travel advice with Jules, blathers biblical with Ralph and Leonie and queries lockdown restrictions with Dale.

This episode is comprised of elements of The John Laws Morning Show broadcast on 2SM on 23/06/2021, 24/06/2021 and 25/06/2021.

Sn. 3 Ep. 1 - The Most Boring, Repetitive Radio Show in the World

Thu, 09 Sep 2021 08:00:00 +1000

Covid strikes Sydney as we settle in for another season of fun with Lawdawg and crew! Hugh is this morning's musical guest, Bev tries to make the donation of our fantasies, Mudgee Mick makes a check-in and we hear about whether Dale has been sleeping or not. Also, do you know the Mudcrab Man? He lives in Coonabarabran!

This episode is comprised of elements of The John Laws Morning Show broadcast on 2SM on 15/06/2021, 16/06/2021, 17/06/2021 and 18/06/2021.

Sn. 2 Ep. 17 - Enough's Enough Mate, I'm Tired

Thu, 02 Sep 2021 08:00:00 +1000

We wrap up the second season with a special episode celebrating both Ballpoint Pen Day and Corn on the Cob Day! A special guest star drops by, Will gives the snow report, Peter tries to tick an item off his bucket list and fails miserably, Lawzy gets a long awaited update on Lawzy, Linda defends the honour of Prince Harry and Dale becomes an exhibitionist!

This episode is comprised of elements of The John Laws Morning Show broadcast on 2SM on 10/06/2021 and 11/06/2021.

Sn. 2 Ep. 16 - God Did a Miracle

Mon, 30 Aug 2021 08:00:00 +1000

Daniel tells a riddle, Greg solves the hotel quarantine problem, Ralph has a months old callback and Ron imagines an alternate reality.

This episode is comprised of elements of The John Laws Morning Show broadcast on 2SM on 07/06/2021, 08/06/2021 and 09/06/2021.

Sn. 2 Ep. 15 - Somebody Might've Stolen My Shania Twain Photograph

Thu, 26 Aug 2021 08:00:00 +1000

Michael makes good on a years old prediction, we get our weekly check in from Leonie, Adam defends Our ABC, Scotty left the generator running and can Dale sing '"Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious"? We find out!

This episode is comprised of elements of The John Laws Morning Show broadcast on 2SM on 03/06/2021 and 04/06/2021.

Sn. 2 Ep. 14 - Do You Actually Call Yourself Dinosaur?

Mon, 23 Aug 2021 08:00:00 +1000

We celebrate National Pie Day with Dennis, Bill bombs out again, Lawzy fills the role of Kayo customer service, cash becomes a relic of the past and we hear Dinosaur's life story.

This episode is comprised of elements of The John Laws Morning Show broadcast on 2SM on 31/05/2021, 01/06/2021 and 02/06/2021.

Sn. 2 Ep. 13 - You're Breaking My Heart

Thu, 19 Aug 2021 08:00:00 +1000

Leonie kicks off a session of bible classes, Paul struggles to get the conversation going, Michael returns to settle the score with Anthony and Lawzy and Dale talk jigsaw puzzles.

To purchase a copy of 'Bill's Way: My walk with God in verse and testimony' courtesy of Ocean Reeve Publishing, please follow this link: https://www.amazon.com/Bills-Way-walk-verse-testimony/dp/1922532002

This episode is comprised of elements of The John Laws Morning Show broadcast on 2SM on 27/05/2021 and 28/05/2021.

Sn.2 Ep.12 - I Don't Think Pauline Hanson's Sexy

Mon, 16 Aug 2021 08:00:00 +1000

Susan and Mudgee Mick gossip about Lawzy's other callers, Lawdawg does battle with a series of anti-vaxxers, Andrew tries to sing a duet, Barry struggles to make a connection and Phil airs his grievances.

This episode is comprised of elements of The John Laws Morning Show broadcast on 2SM on 24/05/2021, 25/05/2021 and 26/05/2021.

Sn. 2 Ep. 11 - (The Man Who Shot) Liberty Valance

Thu, 12 Aug 2021 08:00:00 +1000

Leonie and her fan club check in with Lawzy, Ross questions the existence of the mice plague and Lawdawg discusses booking in a salon appointment. Also, who actually did shoot Liberty Valance? You'll find out the answer before the end of this episode!

This episode is comprised of elements of The John Laws Morning Show broadcast on 2SM on 20/05/2021 and 21/05/2021.

Sn. 2 Ep. 10 - Tanked, Pissed, Wasted

Mon, 09 Aug 2021 08:00:00 +1000

Lawzy debates animal cruelty, the budget, synonyms, racism and the America's Cup, plus a sponsor gets more than their money's worth.

This episode is comprised of elements of The John Laws Morning Show broadcast on 2SM on 17/05/2021, 18/05/2021 and 19/05/2021.

Sn.2 Ep.9 - Lost Birds Ain't Easy

Thu, 05 Aug 2021 08:00:00 +1000

Lawzy breaks down his exercise regime, Anthony carries out a poll, Marie's got her feathers in a ruffle, Leonie quotes the bible and we hear all about Dale's dance.

This episode is comprised of elements of The John Laws Morning Show broadcast on 2SM on 13/05/2021 and 14/05/2021.

Sn.2 Ep.8 - Well Said, Socrates

Mon, 02 Aug 2021 08:00:00 +1000

Matt and Kevin debate opposing perspectives on teaching, Ernest shares a confronting tale about airport security, Herberton Hugh and Mudgee Mick make their regular stopovers, Anna gets a word or two in and Lawdawg hears some frustrating feedback from a few callers.

This episode is comprised of elements of The John Laws Morning Show broadcast on 2SM on 11/05/2021 and 12/05/2021.

Sn.2 Ep.7 - The Perfect Stranger

Thu, 29 Jul 2021 08:00:00 +1000

Leonie has a movie recommendation, Chris gets her lines crossed, Dot revisits Lawdawg's spotty music career, we hear Go West by the Pet Shop Boys, Dale gets ready to shine at the big ball and we listen to... Go West by the Pet Shop Boys...

Sn.2 Ep.6 - It Would've Been Like Woodstock

Mon, 26 Jul 2021 08:00:00 +1000

Brad delivers a crappy comparison, Colgate has a technological toothpaste triumph, Hugh calls with a rodeo revelation and James tells us about his astronomical appetite.

Sn.2 Ep.5 - A Little Peck's Goes a Long Way

Thu, 22 Jul 2021 08:00:00 +1000

Tom renews his criticisms of Lawdawg's presenting style, Leonie delivers the daily sermon, Taffy's getting vaccinated, we uncover the origins of Peck's Paste and Dale gives his weekly update.

This episode is comprised of elements of The John Laws Morning Show broadcast on 2SM on 29/04/2021 and 30/04/2021.

Sn.2 Ep.4 - Alan Jackson, Everybody!

Mon, 19 Jul 2021 08:00:00 +1000

Brad and Doug have a battle of opinions, Lawzy enjoys a sesame seed snack, Charlie reviews the latest Anthony Hopkins film, the show briefly takes the form of an English lesson, Lawdawg interviews Craig Kelly and a series of callers attempt to pull the John Laws persona apart.

This episode is comprised of elements of The John Laws Morning Show broadcast on 2SM on 27/04/2021 and 28/04/2021.

Sn.2 Ep.3 - Non-Stick Toilet Assembly

Thu, 15 Jul 2021 08:00:00 +1000

Lawzy checks in on Weekend Today, Michael is boring, a wide range of celebrity birthdays are celebrated, Charlie loses touch with modern society and Mudgee Mick misses the mark.

This episode is comprised of elements of The John Laws Morning Show broadcast on 2SM on 23/04/2021 and 26/04/2021.

Sn.2 Ep.2 - Big Money in the Popcorn Business

Mon, 12 Jul 2021 08:00:00 +1000

Harry is back to settle a score, caller John gets straight to the point, Frank and Daryl battle for Lawzy's affection, Leonie gives our daily prayer and Lawdawg dives deep in the world of conspiracies with Luke. Also, Judge Lawzy is in session when Thomas calls to discuss his drink driving dilemma.

This episode is comprised of elements of The John Laws Morning Show broadcast on 2SM on 21/04/2021 and 22/04/2021.

Sn.2 Ep.1 - A Dead Set Nothing

Thu, 08 Jul 2021 08:00:00 +1000

Lawzy's out of hospital and ready for another season of calamity on the radio waves! Norman sends his best wishes, John and John have a bad connection, Harry crosses the line, Dale checks in and Lawdawg turns music critic.

This episode is comprised of elements of The John Laws Morning Show broadcast on 2SM on 19/04/2021 and 20/04/2021.

TRAILER: Season Two Coming Soon!

Tue, 06 Jul 2021 15:00:00 +1000

Get a sneak preview of the upcoming season of The Best of Lawzy and find out the premiere date of the first episode. It's a whole new load of the Lawdawg and he's here for the long run!

The Top 15 Lawzy Stings

Mon, 05 Jul 2021 08:00:00 +1000

The public has been hotly debating this topic, so it's time to put it to rest once and for all! Here's the best Lawzy musical stings, from #15 to the undisputed #1, as chosen by the Saturday Afternoon Crew.

The Best of The Best of Lawzy Season One

Thu, 01 Jul 2021 09:00:00 +1000

In a supersized bonus installment of The Best of Lawzy, we go back through all fourteen episodes of season one and jam together the finest, funniest and most frightful moments of The Original J-Law doing his thing.

BONUS - The Ballad of Mudgee Mick

Mon, 28 Jun 2021 09:00:00 +1000

In this bonus episode, we delve deeper into the backstory of one of Lawzy's most enigmatic callers, Mick from Mudgee with some of his pre-season one appearances.

Sn. 1 Ep. 14 - 11/03/2021

Thu, 24 Jun 2021 08:00:00 +1000

As the season comes to a close, tension is set to an all time high. Anna is a ticking time bomb, Lawzy tells an off-colour joke about the Royals, Maria gets a history lesson, Terry boosts doom, Ralph wears out his welcome and Taffy returns to tell a joke, but ends up threatening to take down Lawzy once and for all. Is The Original J-Law truly here for the long run? Find out in the stunning conclusion to season one of The Best of Lawzy!

Sn.1 Ep.13 - 10/03/2021

Thu, 17 Jun 2021 06:00:00 +1000

Ralph hops off his soapbox to discuss Israel Folau, Mudgee Mick pitches his new product, Lawzy dips into the archives and Dave sends an email that leaves The Original J-Law seeking an apology.

Sn.1 Ep.12 - 09/03/2021

Thu, 10 Jun 2021 07:00:00 +1000

Scott from Padstow gets under Lawzy's skin again, Richard discusses the apprenticeship crisis, Noel calls to talk music but suffers a brain fade and Lawzy's celebrates Elma's 105th birthday!

Sn.1 Ep.11 - 08/03/2021

Thu, 03 Jun 2021 00:00:00 +1000

Harry has his dental check-in, Mary stares down the barrel of a shotgun, David struggles to get his various thoughts together and Bill gives Chinese trade relations the boot.

Sn.1 Ep.10 - 05/03/2021

Fri, 28 May 2021 08:00:00 +1000

It's a surprise Friday installment of a Friday installment of Lawzy! Jason Fong touches base to talk bags at Woolworths, Kevin mixes up Lawzy's phone number with his Shazam app, Donnie talks about old English history and we hear the latest from Dale.

Sn.1 Ep.9 - 04/03/2021

Thu, 27 May 2021 07:00:00 +1000

Doug talks about the music in his head, Patricia defends the ABC and Alfie shares some advice from his mother.

Sn.1 Ep.8 - 03/03/2021

Thu, 20 May 2021 07:00:00 +1000

Mary discusses young romance, Lawzy acknowledges Shane's anniversary and Alex misses his moment.

Sn.1 Ep.7b - 01/03/2021

Tue, 18 May 2021 07:00:00 +1000

In a bonus additional segment, Lawzy talks to Kevin... about Lawzy!

Sn.1 Ep.7 - 01/03/2021

Thu, 13 May 2021 07:00:00 +1000

Lawzy and Ron discuss the latest advancements in aeronautics. Bill (formerly known as Ralph) opens the church gates to some like-minded callers. And we hear about one of Lawzy's favourite vegetables!

Sn.1 Ep.6 - 26/02/2021

Thu, 06 May 2021 07:00:00 +1000

It's a jam-packed Lawzy as Mudgee Mick spins a yarn about second hand women, Mary returns to talk fashion choices, Taffy tells a joke and we hear about Dale's trip to Malabar Beach. Plus, we finally find out what The Original J-Law thinks of the Pet Shop Boys.

Sn.1 Ep.5 - 25/02/2021

Thu, 29 Apr 2021 07:00:00 +1000

Lawzy returns from a day off to debate sexual politics with Phillip, Pam returns to clarify the details of her watch collection and Lawzy's patience is tested with callers unwilling to wait their turn.

Sn.1 Ep.4 - 23/02/2021

Thu, 22 Apr 2021 07:00:00 +1000

Pam returns from episode one to find out why she was denied a watch, Lawzy's music choices create confusion and controversy and Kimberley takes a big swing, asking The Original J-Law out on a date. Does Lawzy accept her rose?

Sn.1 Ep.3 - 22/02/2021

Sun, 18 Apr 2021 07:00:00 +1000

In today's mini bonus episode, we hear from Mary in a robust discussion and investigation into the labour laws of Australia.

Sn.1 Ep.2 - 19/02/2021

Thu, 15 Apr 2021 07:00:00 +1000

Lawzy dives deep into the vaccine debate, breaks down the Brittany Higgins controversy engulfing Parliament House and gets an update from an old friend!

Sn.1 Ep.1 - 18/02/2021

Sat, 10 Apr 2021 16:00:00 +1000

Learn some fun facts about peanut butter, heed some important advice about blood pressure tablets and find out what's going on at Brescia Furniture!