This week we are unwrapping the not timely and not classic "Devil Wears Prada 2". Zach has watched this movie twice in one week. Is he going through a mental health crisis? Yes, of course. Sloane watched this movie once and vows to never watch it again. Chock full of member berries, shoehorned cameos and a wild looking Justin Theroux, this film delivers almost none of the delightful pleasures of the first film. But you know what? Get that coin, ladies! I'm sure Annie, Emily, and Meryl got paid out the wazoo for this and at the end of the day, that's what matters most. Enjoy this week's episode! 

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And we're baaaaaack! We're coming at you with almost an entire hour dedicated to "The Odyssey" and nothing BUT "The Odyssey"! We did it, Joe! We stayed on topic AND released a free episode! 

Did we check if our mics were properly connected before our glorious return to free podcasting? Of course not! The sound is terrible but the content is there! Will we get better next time? Almost certainly not!

Many spoilers in the episode but it's kind of like...the most famous story ever so if you don't know what it's about by now I don't know what to tell you. 

We missed you all and hope you enjoy our recap! See you next week with more free content and don't forget to join our Patreon where we've been posting for months!

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We're into the second hour of our shift at the Pitt and things are ramping up! This week's episode brought us gas station boner pills, a very juicy belly draining scene, hints of a romance between Dr. Robby and a gorgeous nurse, and of course, Dr. Robby cradling an infant which made ovaries across the world explode. How will Dr. Robby navigate a budding romance on top of what's sure to be a will they/ won't they storyline with Dr. Al-Hashimi? We have no choice but to stay tuned! All that and so much more on this week's "The Pitt" recap!

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This week on Mummy Dearest Podcast we've got 100cc's of tender hearted, emotionally captivating, gory medical drama courtesy of HBO's "The Pitt"! It's the season 2 premiere and we're back at Pittsburgh Trauma Medical Center where the delicious Doctor Michael "Robby" Robinavitch and his rag tag crew of medical professionals patch up the broken citizens of the 'Burg. There's blood, there's guts, there's deaf women, there's abandoned babies, and of course, Dr. Robby's hoodie. It's shaping up to be another exciting shift over at the Pitt. Enjoy this week's episode and come back same time next week for another recap! 

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This week on Mummy Dearest Podcast we're unwrapping the dripping wet sensual author thriller: "Misery"! We loved watching the hottie with a body, Kathy Bates, slink around her sumptuously decorated love nest / prison with the timelessly gorgeous James Caan. The chemistry between these two was off the charts. We haven't seen a "will they / won't they" like this in a long time. Bonus points to the filmmakers for finding and casting an actual pig named Misery! We love to see a woman pig getting her flowers like that! As usual we also talk about food, wet dreams, Jessica Lange and whether or not we should hobble Pedro Pascal and Bad Bunny. All that and so much more on this week's episode of "Mummy Dearest Podcast!" 

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This week on Mummy Dearest Podcast we're unwrapping 1988's gorgeously frothy deliciously camp period masterpiece: "Dangerous Liaisons"! This movie has everything from Glenn Close's powdered breasts to John Malkovich's rotting teeth. It's got style, it's got flair, it's got wigs, it's got Uma Thurman topless...it truly has it all. As always we delve into side topics like hit men for dogs, sea warts, spina bifida on a pirate ship, and Rachel Zoe's never evolving style. All that and so much more on this week's episode of Mummy Dearest Podcast!

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This week on Mummy Dearest Podcast we're unwrapping 1996's Puritanical liar girl rom-com "The Crucible"! We discuss everything from getting water sign revenge on those who have wronged us to getting drunk at a Chinese family reunion! We also discuss the film, but like, you know, briefly. The AI component of our podcast that we cannot turn off recommended we name this episode "Uncle Zach's Tickle Tales" and just wait til you find out why! Zach also calls Daniel Day-Lewis one to watch, a true star on the rise. We can't wait to see what he does next in his career! All that and so much more on this week's episode of Mummy Dearest Podcast! 

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Guess who's back? Back again? Zach and Sloane. Tell a friend. 

That's right you little freaks, we're back and better than ever because we are super charged with the erotic Freudian energy of Guillermo Del Toro's monster masterpiece "Frankenstein". 

What better way to welcome ourselves back to business than with a steampunk coded gothic horror tale featuring everyone's favorite long boi Jacob Elordi. The sensual tension between Jacob and Oscar Isaac was almost as compelling as the sensual tension between Christoph Waltz and his golden shoes. 

The drama, the costumes, the music, the custom made lightning towers. Oh it was all just a lovely dream! We talk about the movie and only take a couple bizarre detours off topic on this week's episode of Mummy Dearest Podcast! 

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"Take a bow, the night is over, this masquerade is getting older, the lights are low, the curtains down..." 

Well, thats a wrap for season 3 of The Gilded Age. Thank you all so much for joining us on this ride. We hope you'll stay with us while we continue to be completely deranged and sentimental while discussing horny period drama moments. Here's one Gilded episode until next time.

"...this show is over, say goodbye"

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Julian Fellowes... you sick son of a bitch, we love you so much. Wow another week, another audible reaction from the viewers of this low stakes but also now high stakes period drama. From a team of zany servants solving a mystery to a murder attempt, this episode did not disappoint. So clock in and lock in for our penultimate episode of our Gilded Age recaps! 

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Back again for our weekly period drama and boy, did they not disappoint. From using children as collateral in card games to gruesome street accidents a la Meet Joe Black this episode had us locked in. So copper your shaft and look both ways because we only have two episodes left!

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Welcome to a BONUS Gilded Age episode! This time we're chatting with The Gilded Age producer and friend of the pod, Luke Harlan. We ask Luke all of our burning questions, give him our predictions, and talk about what's beneath the britches of Manhattan's high society. So wind up your bushy clock and board a train for Morenci because this season is only 5 episodes in!

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It's another week of impeccable TV from the creators of The Gilded Age. As usual we scream MAUDE BEATON and talk about George and Bertha's missing sex life. This episode could have easily been a filler episode after 4 episodes of drama but it was far from it. The Gilded Age gives us full drama every scene of every episode and we couldn't be more grateful. So lace up your corsets and get ready as we head into the back half of The Gilded Age season 3.

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Wow you guys, what an episode. We raced to our microphones and recorded this episode while still vibrating from the period drama earthquake that is The Gilded Age. 

Every episode is better than the last and it looks like things are just starting to ramp up! 

We don't have an interview for you this week, but we will have our dear friend and Gilded Age producer, Luke Harlan, next week!

Love you all!

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This week on Mummy Dearest Podcast we're unwrapping Season 3 Episode 3 of the greatest show on television: "The Gilded Age". It's another week of defending the indefensible Bertha Russell as she tries to marry of her daughter to a Duke for social clout. Respect! The entire Russell household is going through it right now. Gladys is betrothed, betrayed, and bedecked in the best costumes we've seen her wear. Larry is caught canoodling in the study with Ms. Brook. And George is about to bankrupt his family with another railroad through the Wild West. And obviously Bertha has promised the Duke more than she can offer but that's a problem for another day! We also get a little spooky ooky stuff when Aunt Ada's cook, Mrs. Bauer, offers to help Ada talk to her dead husband, Luke. We can't wait to see what kind of witchcraft the Van Rhijin household gets into next week! All that and a very special interview with Erin Wilhelmi (Adelheid the lady maid) at the end of this episode of Mummy Dearest Podcast!  

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Another week, another perfect episode of HBO's The Gilded Age. Join us as we unwrap this week's episode and it's 1000 story lines. From tailor shop homoeroticism to French kisses in the drawing, this show gives the fans nothing short of everything. 

Stay after the recap for an interview with Mr. Bannister himself, Simon Jones! Simon spills behind the scenes tea while sharing incredible stories and beautiful memories from stage and screen. 

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Oh baby we are sooooooo back!!! We can't think of a better premier episode of any show, ever. It's season 3, episode 1 of "The Gilded Age" and the gentle drama has already begun! There's snowball fights, coughing fits, fights over whether or not to use the good silver, and surprise divorce! The show has truly found its footing and the relationships are so deep and beautiful. We cannot wait to see what happens this season when Bertha can't control her run away daughter! Will Gladys marry for love or will she be forced to marry for power? Will Bertha give up control and let her daughter be happy? Will Jack's big clock make him a millionaire? Will George unbutton his shirt so we can see his thick, glossy chest hair? Let's hope! All that and so much more on this season of Mummy Dearest Podcast! 

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This week on Mummy Dearest Podcast we're unwrapping Season 3, Episode 3 of "And Just Like That...". Ya'll, I don't know how much we have left in us for this show. And we're using the word show loosely. Between Harry wetting his raw selvedge Japanese denim, Charlotte's traumatic brain injury, and Carrie's truly demonic relationship with Aiden it's beginning to feel like we jumped the shark. Or the laptop. How much longer are we going to have to wait for Carrie to be invited into Aiden's house? Who is the Adderall really for? Will the hot guys bread company survive this recession? Honestly, who cares. All that and not much more on this week's episode of Mummy Dearest Podcast!

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Wow you guys and gays and girls, we're back! It's been a long month since we've given you any free content but here we are, feeding you with the sweet mana from heaven that is "And Just Like That...". We dive deep into episodes 1 and 2 and discuss everything from lesbian nuns to secret rendezvous at the M&Ms store to the vile feeling of table side guacamole being prepared while you maintain eye contact with the waiter. It's an absolute blast and we're so happy to be back with you all during this very emotionally trying time (a new season of "And Just Like That..." is something very intense and draining and we must stick together now more than ever!) Enjoy this week's episode! New episodes every Friday!

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This week Zach and Sloane along with Donny and Chelsea, of I Am the Cute One podcast, unwrap the 1997 action-adventure/romantic epic TITANIC. In this episode we will unwrap the first VHS of this masterpiece before we move over to I Am the Cute On to discuss the second VHS with Donny and Chelsea! 

This cross-over event will bring you endless laughs, reciting of lines, next-level-insane tangent stories, and of course the nostalgia that is Titanic. 

So celebrate the 113th anniversary of this tragedy with four unhinged and mentally questionable podcast hosts! 

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This week on Mummy Dearest Podcast Zach and Sloane unwrap 2001's pre-9/11 floptina: "Rock Star". The duo discuss everything from 90's square hole gel deodorant to child performances of Riverdance. Zach insults Sloane multiple times but she honestly deserves it and they discuss what bin Laden was doing while "Rock Star" was getting ready for its release date. All that and so much more on this week's episode of Mummy Dearest Podcast! 

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In this week's episode Zach and Sloane unwrap the 2006 fashion girly, anti-rom-com, The Devil Wears Prada! In this movie we realize that all men really are trash? and so are your friends? We've surely never seen worse friends than the ones in this movie. 

We dive head first into this movie and the time period that made us all Fashion Merchandising majors that really meant we would just work at retail stores as free labor masking as an internship. 

Throw on your Dolce & Gabbana sling backs, call Patrick, and enjoy the show!

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This week Zach and Sloane saw what Bravo was handing us on an eco friendly platter and had to consume all of it and then share it with you. The 30-minute, return-to-form reality program about Denise Richards and her family is a true masterpiece and work of art you all need to get your eyes on. It's 21 minutes on Peacock! 

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This week on Mummy Dearest Podcast, Zach and Sloane unwrap 2007's  rom-com-cum-war-drama: Atonement. This episode is filled with thought provoking questions like: should Kiera Knightly be doing Netflix action films or should she have died tragically in her late 20's? Zach waxes poetic about Kiera's gorgeous cankles and lithe body and Sloane has some harsh words for Benedict Cumberbatch. All that and so much more on this week's episode of Mummy Dearest!

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Hey sweet babies, this week Zach and Sloane are unwrapping the hyper-realistic/completely unrealistic 90's alien think piece, Contact! For those of you who have seen this, I'm assuming we're all on the same page regarding Jodie's hair and wardrobe during the black tie gala scene...? 

You guys know what happens when you give Zach and Sloane a space movie with existential dread as a theme and we really dive in, so buckle up for this wild ride into deep space... or Jodie Foster's subconscious? 

We love you! 

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This week on Mummy Dearest Podcast, Zach and Sloane unwrap 2006's magical sci-fi prank war rom-com: "The Prestige". This movie has it all: rival magicians, steampunk inventions, bird death, Michael Caine's indecipherable accent, Piper Perabo drowning, Hugh Jackman and a legion of clones, Nikola Tesla played by David Bowie and Scarlett Johansson as a sexy magician assistant / spy. Listen to Zach and Sloane try with all their might to decipher the meaning of this film. Will they ever understand what a prestige is? Find out by tuning into this week's episode of Mummy Dearest Podcast! 

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This week on Mummy Dearest Podcast Zach and Sloane unwrap 1996's heartwarming tale of animal cruelty: "101 Dalmatians". The duo discuss everything from Glenn's incredible style to the sheer hotness of the two main dogs: Pongo and Perdie. Truly, how can two animals be so beautiful and stoic and good at acting? Incredible work that deserved to be recognized by the Academy! Zach wonders why anyone would ever want to own a dog and touches on the time he saw the Bodies exhibit in a casino. Sloane tells a story about her grandfather's soul inhabiting her dad's dog's body. And of course they both mention dog genitals multiple, multiple times. All that and so much more on this week's episode of Mummy Dearest Podcast! 

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This week on Mummy Dearest Podcast, Zach and Sloane unwrap 2025's straight-to-Peacock widow rom-com: "Bridget Jones: Mad About the Boy"! This is the 4th installment in the Bridget Jones series so you probably know what to expect: sweet but bumbling Bridget squints her way into the hearts of everyone she encounters with her messy hair, sloppy outfits, and pouty little lips. What Zach and Sloane neglected to mention was her friend Tom's concerning health guru / cult leader hair, so please excuse them for not discussing that at length. The movie is predictable but also predictably cute and the perfect thing to watch if you're home sick or if you're above the age of 35. So sit back, turn the volume up loud, and enjoy this week's episode of Mummy Dearest Podcast! 

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Happy Valentines Week! What says romance like repressed sexuality and total devastation? Nothing! This week we're unwrapping the 2005, award winning, too-sad-to-even-cry film, Brokeback Mountain! It's a heart wrenching tale of two shepherds who meet one summer in 1960's Wyoming and spend the next 20 years twisted in a web of passion, desire, and despair. Which is why Zach and Sloane love it so much. So lock in and listen to this emotional and vulgar unwrapping of the classic queer film.

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This week on Mummy Dearest Podcast Zach and Sloane unwrap every Italian-American man's favorite film: "Goodfellas"! Sloane accidentally took a melatonin and an Ambien and a Percocet and some pills she found on the body of Michael Jackson before taping this show so she's a tad slow on the uptake this episode. But don't worry, the duo spend plenty of time talking about cannolis, Strombolis and Zach's plans for his chain of Copacabana nightclubs. The pair are joined by a very special guest: Crawlie Paulie Tall Socks who regales listeners with an off-color joke from Sloane's mom. All that and SO much more on this week's episode of Mummy Dearest Podcast! 

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This week on Mummy Dearest Podcast, Zach and Sloane unwrap 2008's zany human trafficking classic: "Taken". Travel back to a simpler time where a soft-yet-tough Liam Neeson strong arms his way across Europe to find his missing 25-year-old 17-year-old daughter. Listen to Zach regale listeners with tales of his time as an audience member for "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno". Then indulge your senses with a thorough walkthrough of a sit down dinner at Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson's Mediterranean style house (for the 20th time.) Sit back and relax and enjoy those topics and so much more on this week's episode of Mummy Dearest Podcast! 

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This week Zach and Sloane are joined by fan favorite Hannah Brown to discuss 2000's mismarketed family feel good film: "Pay It Forward". The trio discuss everything from Patrick Bateman wedding wear to the Le Labo dupe soap that's having a moment in everyone's shopping carts. Hannah also graces our ears with a stellar Holly Hunter in "Thirteen" impression that you truly cannot miss. All that and so much more on this week's Mummy Dearest Podcast!

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In this week's episode of Mummy Dearest Podcast, Zach and Sloane unwrap 1998's will they won't they romantic comedy "Rush Hour". Sloane ponders if Jackie Chan was #MeToo'd and whether or not she'd look good with his hair from the 1970's. Zach has questions about Sloane's parenting skills and regales listeners with a horrifying tale of a time he could have saved someone's life and didn't. All that and so much more on this week's episode of Mummy Dearest Podcast!

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Happy New Year! 

This week is all about Austin Powers! Today we're unwrapping the 1997 Comedic masterpiece, International Man of Mystery and Wednesday over on the Patreon we're giving you a look into The Spy Who Shagged me! 

This episode brings Zach and Sloane way back to a time where kids said really inappropriate things they saw in movies they shouldn't have seen. Or when our parents would make us all say "watchu talking' 'bout Willis" to make other adults laugh. So come with us, back to the lawless land of 90's comedy!

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This week we are unwrapping 2024's Transylvanian classic meet-cute rom-com: "Nosferatu"! Instead of writing about the review here we will just let the AI generated catchphrases from our show serve as the episode description and you just have to mark all these off on a little sheet while you're listening. It'll be like Mummy Dearest Podcast bingo. Catch 'em all!

• "Hey my little blood suckers."
• "I am Nosferatu-coded."
• "This is definitely a movie."
• "The sound editing was insane."
• "I will watch this every holiday."
• "He's in love with her."
• "I want cone hats and veils!"
• "I felt like I was going insane."
• "I need that sexy vampire film!"
• "I just wanted more out of it."
• "I want $4 million, I want nothing."
• "I will never trash an Eggers movie."
• "I do think he ruined it."
• "I think that's fucked up."

Enjoy this week's episode more than Sloane enjoyed Nosferatu!

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This week on Mummy Dearest Podcast Zach and Sloane unwrap the hotly debated is it or isn't it Christmas classic: "Die Hard". The duo discuss the need to unwind after a long day and "mentally goon" in lieu of social interaction. Sloane defends the right for "Die Hard" to be a Christmas movie and then moments later debates herself in a dizzying feat of mental gymnastics. But the real treat this episode is Zach's tale of getting airlifted out of an elevator by a team of Rhode Island's finest EMTs and firefighters. It's a death defying episode of Mummy Dearest Podcast, so don't miss it! 

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Happy holidays everybody! 
This week we're unwrapping the 90's holiday classic, Home Alone! We've all seen it a million times but have you SEEN it? Because Zach and Sloane have some opinions. Zach also makes Sloane cry really hard when he talks about his mom's hands and of course share some holiday stories and improprieties. 
The episode is wild.
We hope your'e enjoying your holiday season!
xoxo
Zach and Sloane 

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Happy holidays everybody! Do you like your holiday films devastating? Well look no further! In this episode Zach and Sloane unwrap the the feel good/bad, holiday dramedy The Family Stone. 
Sloane of course cries and discloses TMI about her parental relationships while Zach gushes about his mama's boy tendencies.
So settle in, cozy up, light a candle and listen to another off the walls episode of Mummy Dearest!
Happy holiday, we love you!

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Happy holiday season, sweet babies! We're kicking it off with a thorough unwrapping of the nostalgic 90's family thriller, Hook, Directed by an up and coming newbie, Steven Spielberg with music by unknown indie composer, John Williams. 
In this episode Sloane and Zach dive deep into their childhoods only to understand that Zach has Peter Pan syndrome and Sloane has daddy issues... so nothing new. Just your standard, run of the mill holiday episode from Zach and Sloane. We also talk shit about a few people so, enjoy!
Happy holidays everyone!

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We did it you guys, we finally made it to Gladiator II week and we spent a collective 9 hours in the theater. We did it all for the glory of Rome. 
Listen everyone, we were disappointed. Sloane more than Zach but also Zach. Was it a movie? Sure. Was is Gladiator worthy? No. Should we take away the director's license from 86 year old men... YES. 
From monkeys with skin diseases to monkeys with bestowed political power, and Denzel's modern take on a bisexual roman empire merchant extraordinaire, you could say things felt... disjointed. Whether you enjoyed this movie, haven't seen it, or loved it, listen to our recap and tell us what you think! We want to hear from you!
Love you!
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Nothing like starting your week with a call back to the 2004 Jerry Bruckheimer production, National Treasure. Now, we know things might feel a little... untethered, politically, at the moment, but we're here to remind you of a time where maybe living in America felt different? A time where Urban Outfitters had 4 foot tall dressing rooms, where a 7 foot tall man could easily take the Declaration of Independence, where Justin Bartha was getting work. You know, before Ned Stark (Sean Bean) but after Paul Serone (Jon Voight). 
If this movie feels nostalgic and fun but you haven't watched it since the 2000's, we recommend you do not rewatch it unless you actually are a Free Mason. 
Have a great week ahead and don't forget to sign up for Patreon for another episode coming Wednesday!

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Well you guys, we finally did it. We actually unwrapped our favorite holiday film, 2013's Prisoners starring Jake G. and Hugh Jackman! 
In this episode you'll hear a lot about the movie and I mean a lot. Sloane is a BIG Prisoners head. She comes with facts, dates, receipts, at one point she has to go back and re-watch the last 5 minutes while we're recording (edited out). We also go off about 90's kids and being scared straight into not being kidnapped but also being given ample freedom and independence where we could've been kidnapped at any moment. 
We hope this gets you into the chilly November/Holiday mood like it does for us!
Happy holidays!

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Election week is here and Mummy Dearest podcast has you covered with the patriotic and action packed American thriller, Air Force One, starring Harrison Ford and Glenn Close! 
In this episode we not only discuss the film but also unwanted things that pop up on airplanes, Sloane's undying distrust of our paper-skinned frenemy, William H. Macy, Glenn Closes impeccable 90's lady boss suit separates, and so much more! 

Don't forget to sign up for our Patreon to help keep this podcast alive! This week we're unwrapping Election starring Reese Witherspoon! 

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Happy Halloween week (Halloweek?)! Please enjoy this recap of a very frightening and depressing as hell 1999 M. Night Shyamalan movie, The Sixth Sense. 
We've all seen it, it was the twist ending heard 'round the world. M. Night can't make a movie without society demanding a twist anymore. He's our twist guy. 
We talk about the movie a lot and of course there are some tangents, stories, and much more. 
We hope you're all having an excellent spooky season! Sign up for our Patreon for our final spooky episode of the season that drops on Wednesday! 
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This week on Mummy Dearest Podcast we unwrap 1995's feel good family fun film: "Se7en". Because we are in our new era we stay very much on track for this film with only a few detours! Zach talks about his love of strip clubs that serve brunch and Sloane tells a story about an encounter with a stinky stripper. We ask a lot of important questions this episode like: what does Kevin Spacey's daily schedule as this serial killer look like? Does he ever get cozy and watch Frasier? All this and so much more on this week's episode of Mummy Dearest Podcast!

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This week on Mummy Dearest Zach and Sloane unwrap the wildly popular Quentin Tarantino film, Pulp Fiction. Sloane has seen it many times with film bros that later have to buy her Plan B on Halloween, and Zach has never seen it.
Not only do we talk about the movie 95% of the time but we also manage to include a "Chicken Stroganoff" recipe from Sloane's mom, the darkness that Quentin harbors, and an idea for a new British reality dating show called Body Reveals that might already exist now that I think of it. 
All that and so much more on this week's episode of Mummy Dearest!

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This week on Mummy Dearest Zach and Sloane planted their butts in a theater seat to bring you a recap of the musical follow up to 2019's Joker, Joker: Folie à Deux. 
If you have the internet then you know this sequel is polarizing. The technical and film savvy incel bro is hurt and feels cheated of their Joker, while the dramatic and creative queers claim to "get it". 
Find out where your favorite podcasters land in this hot-off-the-presses episode of Mummy Dearest Podcast.

Additionally, SPOILERS AHEAD!

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Hello you sweet little tomatoes. After a looooong hiatus Mummy Dearest Podcast is BACK and probably the same as ever! To whet your whistle for what's sure to be an exciting season, Zach and Sloane recorded a little intro episode to catch everyone up to speed. They discuss their ailments, the Menendez brothers, more ailments, and try to figure out why Ryan Murphy is the way he is. It's a short but sweet episode to prepare you for what's to come this season! Stay tuned because Zach and Sloane are so f'ing back and they missed you so f'ing much!

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This week on Mummy Dearest Podcast we're unwrapping 2001's freaky musical romance extravaganza: Moulin Rouge! Join us as we delve into Baz Luhrmann's fever dream of a film where every scene features at least 14 songs mashed together. We discuss fück a$$ bobs, narcoleptic Argentinians, our hatred for the song "Roxanne" except for the tango version in this movie, and John "Leguizamito". All that and so much more on this week's episode of Mummy Dearest Podcast! 

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Everyone in the world is waiting patiently for November 2024. It will go down in history as one of the most historically significant events. We have waited with breath that is baited. Are we talking about the election? Of course not. We are talking about the theatrical release of "Gladiator 2" obviously! Vanity Fair was kind enough to wet our whistles and other parts of our bodies by releasing a few photos from the "Gladiator 2" set and needless to say, Sloane is unwell. All she has ever wanted to see is Pedro in a leather skirt covered in mud and bodily fluids. Today, July 1, 2024, her prayers were finally answered. Tune in to listen to two very mentally unstable people gush over biceps, leg hair, leather and the curls of a 50 year old Chilean man on this special mini episode of Mummy Dearest Podcast!

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We're so f**king back! This week Zach and Sloane bring you the 1960's musical? comedy? "That Thing You Do!" It was written and directed by Tom Hanks, the man Zach believes is responsible for the Covid mask mandate. Aside from conspiracy theories, Zach and Sloane also discuss what Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson would serve for a casual outdoor dinner with friends. Zach asks Sloane about her best day-to-night rockabilly fashions and Sloane tells Zach how much she enjoys the taste of envelopes because she wasn't allowed dessert as a child. All that and so much more on this week's Mummy Dearest Podcast! 

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This week on Mummy Dearest Podcast Zach and Sloane unwrap 1999's bullet bending sci-fi latex coated fight fest: "The Matrix".  The duo discuss which pill they'd take (blue, duh, they don't want to know anything!) and find out Laurence Fishburne and Sloane are the exact same age.  Zach and Sloane also talk about the lime green color of  almost all 90s clothing, listening to Prodigy coded music while using a family computer and telling all their secrets to the very first A.I. device: AOL's Smarter Child. All that and so much more on this week's episode of Mummy Dearest Podcast!

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This week on Mummy Dearest Podcast Zach and Sloane unwrap the 1996 romance/sports/comedy film Jerry Maguire. This movie took  the world by storm in 1996. It had everyone yelling "Show me the money!" and saying "You complete me" to their significant others. Now almost 30 years later it is taking Zach and Sloane by storm once again. In this episode you'll hear the duo explain the very specific nostalgic feeling the song Secret Garden by Bruce Springsteen gives them, you'll hear Zach and Sloane's google search history, they make a wild proclamation  about Tom Cruise, and agree that everyone needs a Subway deli counter in their kitchen. All that and much more on this week's episode of Mummy Dearest!

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Well everyone, we thought that our three year anniversary was a great time to revisit the sequel to The Mummy (1999), The Mummy Returns! We love you with all of our hearts and we hope you enjoy this episode where we unwrap part of a very special franchise to us. In this episode we hear from Sloane's son, Rex. The 7 year old film bro gives his opinions on the bad CGI and, in his opinion, lack of fighting. Zach and Sloane also delve back into what got them here in the first place; the in-your-face bisexuality of this masterpiece, and plenty of tangents to spare. All that and so much more in this episode of Mummy Dearest!

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This week on Mummy Dearest Podcast Zach and Sloane unwrap the seventh installment of the Fast & Furious franchise, Furious 7! In this episode Sloane asks a gobsmacking amount of plot questions, we revisit the disaster of trying to podcast about the first movie, we both come to the conclusion that See You Again is a top tier ballad after hearing a beautiful story about Sloane's experience with the song, and Zach gets choked up discussing the final scene. Let us know if we should go through the entire franchise!
Trigger Warning: TONS of Sloane discussing WWE.

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This week on Mummy Dearest Podcast Zach and Sloane unwrap the 2001 threequel, Jurassic Park III. In this episode the podcasting duo discuss their own divorced dad vacations, the will they/won't they between the early 2000's action/adventure power couple William H. "Paper Skin" Macy and Téa Leoni, the similarities between the missing boy in the movie and Sloane's smoke bomb wielding child, Laura Dern's hip hugging bootcut jeans and so much more on this week's episode of Mummy Dearest!

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This week on Mummy Dearest Podcast Zach and Sloane are joined by writer Kirthana Ramisetti for an unwrapping of Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind that turns into a discussion about Real Housewives, Vanderpump Rules, and Summer House.
This is Zach's first time seeing this movie and there was definitely a sound reason he avoided it all these years. We all know how a manic pixie dream girl in a 2000's film freaks him out.
Kirthana brings a refreshing and calming presence to the discussion and brilliantly ties both Bravo and Eternal Sunshine together.
All that and so much more on this week's episode of Mummy Dearest!

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This week on Mummy Dearest Podcast Zach and Sloane unwrap the 2007 action/thriller/Christian propaganda film, The Mist. In this episode Zach and Sloane discuss the pivotal roles they would play in an alien apocalypse survival situation using Taki's and Snapchat filters, the matching grease burns both of their moms got on major religious holidays, and their appreciation for Thomas Jane's bristly chest while discussing whether he actually is Hung (HBO, 2009) or not. All that and so much more on this week's episode of Mummy Dearest!

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This week on Mummy Dearest Podcast, Zach and Sloane are joined by the leader of the hot girl army: fan favorite Hannah Brown! The trio discuss 1991's horny big tit chicken classic: "Rock-a-Doodle"! Sloane had never laid eyes on this film and she was pretty disturbed by what she bore witness to. Zach and Hannah were both adamant that it's a solid film and deserves a place in the kid movie hall of fame. Hannah even admits this is the third podcast she's been on where she's discussed her love of barnyard crooner Chanticleer.  Hannah and Zach do their best to explain the plot of this film to Sloane but she never really gets it. Enjoy this blast from the past on this week's episode of Mummy Dearest Podcast!

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This week on Mummy Dearest Podcast, Zach and Sloane unwrap the 2005 sci-fi / military propaganda film: War of the Worlds. Before they get into the European terrorism of it all Sloane shares an equally disturbing anecdote from Zach's most hated location on earth: Sloane's child's elementary school. After a phallic detour the duo go balls deep into the plot of War of the Worlds and declare Steven Spielberg "one to watch" in 2024. All that and so much more on this week's episode of Mummy Dearest Podcast!

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This week on Mummy Dearest Podcast  we're unwrapping the romantic comedy / single white female thriller: Obsessed! This movie is a nostalgic ride from start to finish. Queen Beyoncé quite literally wipes the floor (and coffee table) with Ali Larter,  but who can blame Ali? Idris Elba plays Ali's boss and you, too, would be throwing yourself at that man left, right and center. Zach and Sloane stay on-topic for the majority of this film because there was so much to discuss: villainous gay office friends, James Perse pale yellow safari shirts, skinny jeans, unnecessary belts, tiny vests, and platform peep toe Louboutin wedges. It truly is a time capsule of 2000's fashion and passion. All that and so much more on this week's episode of Mummy Dearest Podcast!

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This week on Mummy Dearest Podcast they're going back to the decade that triggers Zach the most: the 80's. And we're covering Sloane's favorite movie of all time (other than "The Mummy" of course): The Princess Bride! It's a swashbuckling good time on this slumber party episode, full of tropes (lightning quick sand!), things that should have been edited out and weren't (Sloane!), and so much more. All on this week's episode of Mummy Dearest Podcast!

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This week on Mummy Dearest Podcast, Zach and Sloane unwrap 1998's romantic mystical fantasy film: City of Angels. This movie has it all: Nicolas Cage as an angel named Seth, Dennis Franz body surfing nude, dumpster babies, and a young Nick Offerman. It's a film that could not and would not be made in 2024. It's too wacky, too silly, and too heartfelt. Grab a pear, say a prayer and tune in to this week's episode of Mummy Dearest Podcast! 

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This week Zach and Sloane are joined by none other than Luke Harlan, producer, of The Gilded Age. Luke works directly with Julian Fellowes, writer and creator of The Gilded Age and Downton Abbey, to ensure that not only our historical accuracy needs are met but also our horny ones. Luke delivers a most magical and heart warming interview where he tells tales of on-set hijinks, a personal story that will knock your socks off, and his hopes and dreams (that he's legally allowed to tell us) for season 3 of HBO's The Gilded Age.

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We're baaaaaack! And we're here with 2004's action/horror/rom-com(?): "Van Helsing". There is much to unpack this week. Namely Hugh Jackman's wardrobe in this film. At one point we counted over 14 buckles on his top half alone! That's a serious commitment to being buckled. We also touch on topics like: post partum depression, accidentally microwaving a child, exploding vampiric children, hookah lounges, hair accessories and Josie Maran! All that and SO much more on this week's episode of Mummy Dearest Podcast!

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This week on Mummy Dearest Podcast, Zach and Sloane are joined by the show stopping, legendary, iconic queen: Ms. Ashlie Atkinson. That's right, the bish behind Ms. Fish  joins Zach and Sloane to discuss everything The Gilded Age. The trio play F**k/ Marry/ Kill, then discuss the importance of air conditioning, breaking corsets, on-set antics, a NATHAN LANE  ADJACENT GHOST STORY and so much more. All on this very special episode of Mummy Dearest Podcast.

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This week on Mummy Dearest , we unwrap the season 2 finale of the greatest show of all time: The Gilded Age. The finale was a perfect bow on top of a beautiful gift of a season. It had everything we've come to love and expect from The Gilded Age: Duke drama, fake friendships, Nathan Lane's southern accent, crossing the street, and Agnes being angry. What we didn't expect was a caked up George Russell sauntering around his office with skin tight clothes. Nor did we expect where the Duke ended up on the opening night of the Met and the Academy! It was a riveting finale and we unpack it all on this week's episode of Mummy Dearest!

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This week we're unwrapping the penultimate episode of season 2 of "The Gilded Age". Our time has almost come to an end and we are as upset as a Duke eating a potentially spicy soup. This week gave us all the things we've come to love about "The Gilded Age": back cancer, floral arrangements, luncheon, 5 minutes of CGI fireworks, Bertha and George in their bedroom, scams, and another sister hug between Agnes and Ada. There are so many things unfolding with only one episode left! Will Marian marry cousin Douche-elle? Will Agnes leave the house? Will Maud Beaton be brought to justice? Will Bertha wear a gorgeous dress to the opening of the MET? I think we're safe to bet all the Van Rhijn money on that one. All that and so much more on this week's episode of Mummy Dearest!

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This week on Mummy Dearest Podcast we unwrap Season 2 Episode 6 of "The Gilded Age!" Literally this was one of the best episodes of TV to grace our televisions in a long time. We were laughing. We were crying. We were learning about patents in 1877! There are twists, there are turns and sadly there are backaches that aren't just backahes! Aunt Agnes leaves her house TWICE in one episode AND George Russell shows us his soft side. He is the hottest robber baron HBO has ever seen and if we don't get a season 3 we must strike! All that and so much more on this week's "Gilded Age" recap of Mummy Dearest Podcast! 

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This week on Mummy Dearest Podcast we unwrap Season 2 Episode 5 of "The Gilded Age"! This week had it all: high stakes soup drama, Aunt Agnes leaving her house MULTIPLE times, an almost ruined dinner party, and the merest hint of sex between a married couple! There was of course other real drama like two characters being hunted but don't worry, they're ok! Our pantaloons were in a bunch with all the excitement from this week! Double soup hijinks in one episode? Calm down Julian Fellowes, our hearts can only take so much stress! All that and so much more on this week's "The Gilded Age" recap on Mummy Dearest Podcast! 

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This week on Mummy Dearest we unwrap Season 2 Episode 4 of HBO's perfect melodrama "The Gilded Age"! This week we got a peek at the new Met (which methinks George has paid to complete but that remains to be seen...), we get a peek at the Duke, and we get to see 90's wicked stepmother level line delivery when Bertha steals the aforementioned Duke from her past lady maid / rival. Can you say DRAMA? The most low level drama of all time but still it's DRAMA and that's all we ask for! This season is really kicking things into overdrive and we could not be happier. It's a perfect confection and we can't wait to see what happens next week on "The Gilded Age"! 

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This week on Mummy Dearest we're unwrapping 2002's erotic thriller: Unfaithful. It's the perfect fall movie: it's got swirling windy garbage, falling leaves, cozy knitwear, affairs, stairwell encounters, landfills, and death by snow globe. Truly, what does't this movie have? We stay weirdly on topic for most of the podcast and actually discuss the movie. Obviously there are a few detours but we manage to keep it nice and tight on this week's episode of Mummy Dearest podcast! 

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Welcome to another recap of the exquisite watercolor painting of a show, The Gilded Age. This week we discuss George's inaction and the beginning of Bertha's unraveling, Larry Russell's erotic hijinks, Peggy's upcoming trip below the Mason/Dixon Line, Aunt Ada's devious clam chowder, and much much more.
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This week on Mummy Dearest, Zach and Sloane unwrap 2000's dying manic pixie dream girl May/December romantic drama: Autumn in New York! This movie hits us with a lot of classic Mummy Dearest tropes: wacky hats, unique jobs, beadwork, surprise galas, waltzes, smelling the air when rain is coming, and dramatic heart surgeries. Would we watch this film again? Absolutely not. Did it give us the cozy fall vibes we needed? Absolutely, yes. Do we go slightly off topic and talk about whether or not Patrick Wilson is into butt stuff? Of course we do. All that and so much more on this week's episode of Mummy Dearest!

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This week Mummy Dearest unwraps season 2 episode 2 of The Gilded Age streaming on HBO Max! If you're looking for a professional, non-h*rny account of the this season's The Gilded Age, do not listen to this episode. Zach and Sloane are feral for the Russell family and they don't care who knows it. So buckle up for another wild recap of this insatiable period drama with the lowest stakes on TV. 

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It's back baby! The most beautifully boring show of all time: "The Gilded Age". We're  unpacking all the drama like watercolor classes (gasp!), opera fights (double gasp!), and unionizing steelworkers (boring!!) We're so happy this delightfully low-stakes and gorgeously done period piece is back on our  screens and we'll be recapping every episode since Sloane has to go to bed immediately after the episode airs because it's 10 p.m. on a school night. So this is where we can come and discuss all the frothy fashions and delectable gossip about "The Gilded Age" streaming now on MAX! 

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On a special episode of Mummy Dearest Podcast Zach and Sloane unwrap Britney Spears's 2023's bombshell memoir: "The Woman In Me". Britney holds nothing back as she tells her side of her story for the first time in her life. She talks about her father's alleged drug addiction, her steamy times with Collin Farrell, her oft discussed Instagram posts and oh, so much more. Zach and Sloane discuss her life, her book, and her choice of men on this week's special episode of Mummy Dearest Podcast. 

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This week on Mummy Dearest Podcast, Zach and Sloane are joined by pop culture impresario Brett Collins to discuss 1998's mother lovin' horror classic remake: Psycho! The trio stay impressively on-topic for most of the episode, only diverting to lavish Julianne Moore's checkerboard blouse with attention. Brett tells a fascinating story about a man who travels with his mother's ashes and Zach reminisces on his mother's angry sundae bar. All that and so much more on this week's episode of Mummy Dearest Podcast!

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This week on Mummy Dearest Podcast we unwrap 2001's creature feature film: Jeepers Creepers! This movie has it all: creepers, scary cars, hot sisters, pipes where you can throw away twinks, and crazy cat ladies. Oh, and of course a mysterious psychic! Zach and Sloane were impressed with how well this film held up and disturbed by the director's incessant need to harm gay coded characters. It's a fun Halloween time romp on this week's episode of Mummy Dearest!

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This week on Mummy Dearest Podcast, Zach and Sloane unwrap 1992's gothic horror love story: Dracula! This movie had it all: elegant updos on Gary Oldham, Keanu Reeves attempting an English accent, foursomes, midnight trysts in a garden labyrinth with a beast, and Anthony Hopkins being a silly billy! It's a beautiful film that keeps Zach and Sloane on track for most of the show, they only bring up Intervention and Pedro Pascal once! All that and so much more on this week's episode of Mummy Dearest!

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This week on Mummy Dearest, Zach and Sloane unwrap 1994's child crime rom-com: Milk Money. The duo discuss everything from their love of Soft Soap (Milk & Honey scent, obviously) to their love of personal pan pizzas from Pizza Hut (yes they still slap!) There's talk of the sitting rooms mom had in the 90s where no one was actually allowed to sit and they discuss the impossibly adorable and sexy walk that Melanie Griffith does this entire film! All that and so much more on this week's episode of Mummy Dearest!

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This week on Mummy Dearest Podcast Zach and Sloane take it back, way back, with the teen rom-com musical classic: Grease! Grease is the word on this very special 2-hour long episode where duo discuss everything from burger joints to flogging their logs to defective typewriters to beautiful stationary at teen girl sleepover parties. It's a musical masterpiece. Sloane had to force Zach to watch it but once he did, the magic of Grease took over and bewitched him both body and soul. There's a whole lot of Rama-lama-lama-sha-dingy-ding-doop-de-doop on this week's episode of Mummy Dearest Podcast!  

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This week on Mummy Dearest, Zach and Sloane unwrap 2004's bildungsroman-rom-com: Garden State! They discuss the year 2004 where everyone (except Zach) was listening to "The Shins" and wondering if they should match their shirt to their mom's powder room and riding around in quirky side-cars with manic pixie dream girls. What a time to be alive! They duo dive into Richard Gere fake dying on 9/11, the unbearable hotness of Ann Dowd and so much more on this week's episode of Mummy Dearest!

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And just like that it's the finale of "And Just Like That...". What a wild ride it has been. We've seen non binary stand up, we've seen vet techs, we've seen lots of bald people kissing, we've seen men making love, we've seen Charlotte sell a painting to Sam Smith and we've seen Aiden in a gestapo outfit. We suffered through it all and we arrived at the conclusion of some of the best/ worst television ever made. We love you "And Just Like That" and we hate you. We will miss you dearly, can't wait to see you again. Hope it goes by in a snap. 

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In this pop culture chat Zach and Sloane discuss the state of Vanderpump Rules since the reunion aired, Rachel/Raquel's interview with unfollowed Bravolebrity Bethenny Frankel, Britney Spears impending divorce, and her Crossroads co-star, Taryn Manning's viral butt eating and boat buying video! 

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This week on Mummy Dearest we recap the penultimate episode of season 2 of "And Just Like That...". We can't believe it's almost over. We never want it to stop even though it remains the best / worst written show of maybe all time? This week we get near death attempts, Shaloin monk hijinks, butt stuff, and Aiden's attempt at crying. It was a juicy episode filled with all the stuff we love to hate but we're really just biding our time until we get the series finale call from SAMANTHA JONES! All that and so much more on this week's episode of Mummy Dearest!

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This week on Mummy Dearest we bring you the moment you've been waiting for: Zach and Sloane finally meet in person! They hit some all time highs and some all time lows during their four hours together. They ate edibles, they went shopping at Chico's for Zach's mom, they got spinach dip, and they were almost human trafficked into an Eastern European sensual slave ring! All that and so much more on this week's episode of Mummy Dearest!

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This week on Mummy Dearest, Zach and Sloane discuss the most important cinematic event of 2023: Barbenheimer. They mention it all: Ben Shapiro's sister's large breasts, Margot Robbie's pitch perfect performance, Cillian Murphy's Oscar worthy acting, Florence Pugh's perfect nose, Robert Downey Jr.'s assholish presence on screen and the genius of Christopher Nolan. Greta Gerwig is their queen and Christopher Nolan is definitely the most talented director of their time but don't tell him they said that, ok? We unpack the Barbenheimer of it all on this week's Mummy Dearest!

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This week on Mummy Dearest we unwrap Season 2, Episode 7 of "And Just Like That...". This episode shook us to our very core. There are things we cannot get enough of: LTW's luscious décolletage, LTW's hair, LTW's skin, LTW's attitude. And then there are things we never want to see again: Che as a VET TECH, Che as a stand up comic, Che period. There are things we want to see more of: Miranda becoming a high powered lesbian with other high powered beautiful lesbians (maybe we tie in LTW here?) But the main focus of this week's episode is Aiden. He's back and he's...an SS officer? A member of the new nazi party? A WWII collector? What the hell was his outfit about? Aiden would never have worn anything like that! We get to the bottom of how this happened and we discuss the Drew Barrymore of it all on this week's episode of Mummy Dearest. 

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This week on Mummy Dearest we're unwrapping the only thing we care about in this cold, dark world: episode 6 of "And Just Like That...". The chokehold that this show has us in is truly unmatched. Historians will study this show because it is somehow so unlikeable and likable, funny and humorless, annoying and endearing all at once. It is a masterful marvel of storytelling without ever telling us any story at all! Bravo to you all at Max! You really did...nothing? Something? Everything? We don't know and we don't care. Just give us more and never stop making this show, ok? On this episode we discuss our undying love for queen Nicole Ari Parker, our unending anger at Che, and wonder what the absolute hell is going on with Steve's horrible voice? All that and so much more on this week's Mummy Dearest! 

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This week on Mummy Dearest we unwrap episode 5 of "And Just Like That...". We are fully in, we love this show, we will watch it forever, it's hot garbage, feed it to us with a spoon and we will slurp it up like the little piggy babies we are. This episode had everything from LTW's hot body shakin it to TLC, Harry wearing a disturbing wig, LTW's husband in sexy George Washington cosplay, Miranda carving pumpkins, and Che potentially getting dumped by ABC. There was a lot to unpack but we tried out best on this week's episode of Mummy Dearest!

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This week on Mummy Dearest Podcast we're doing something no one asked for: giving you our two-week old lukewarm takes on pop culture! We mention it all: Jonah Hill's weird "boundaries", Colleen Ballinger's ukulele meltdown, Sonja and LuAnn's Crappie Lake antics, and of course, we discuss the finale of "The Idol"...phew child it was a lot. All that and oh, so much more on this week's episode of Mummy Dearest!

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This week on Mummy Dearest  we unwrap episode 4 of And Just Like That... . This week we are back to our roots. The gals (plus Anthony) sit around a brunch table and discuss Charlotte's love of cūm and Harry's lack of cūm. The word cūm slūt is thrown around a lot and it felt like we needed Samantha there to really lead the charge. This episode heavily featured all the things we love about the series: elderly people's dick pics, borderline non consensual they/them ex-husband threesomes, half built Ikea furniture and men doing Kegel exercises. It's safe to say we're so f#%king back baby, and we can't wait to see what the insane writers of this show have in store for us next week! All that and so much more on this week's episode of Mummy Dearest!

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And just like that it's another episode of "And Just Like That". This week our favorite girls, gays and theys find themselves in all sorts of hijinks! We witness robberies, tattoos, line running, jewelry heists, and a trip to a T-Mobile store. Oh and of course, there's more Tony Danza for all you Danzalions out there! All that and so much more on this week's episode of Mummy Dearest!

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We're so f@#king back baby!! And just like that "And Just Like That" is back. We couldn't be happier. All the things we hated about the first season were dialed up to a 10 in these first two episodes and we have no choice but to applaud the audacity of the writers! They gave us strap-ons, unnecessary racial tensions, budding designers failing to make a simple garment for the MET gala, gay bashing, Hep C, top hats and latex corsets and of course, Tony Danza. Truly, we are right where we belong. Back with our gals as they wear $80,000 outfits to go to lunch in the park. Thank you MAX for bringing us back to our gals. We can't wait to see what this season has in store for us! And remember, season one recap episodes are all available on our Patreon!

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This week on Mummy Dearest, Zach and Sloane unwrap 1993's orphan and orca romantic thriller: Free Willy! Orcas have been front and center in the news lately with their stunt queen shenanigans and society has  no choice but to Stan! Zach and Sloane live for a giant mammal with a grudge against rich people. Yaaaas Tillikum go off!!! Aside from the orca of it all, this movie gave 90s kids so much to work with: street urchins, the Pacific Northwest, a mysterious  kindly-but-rough Native American man, large sea mammal rescues, etc. Zach and Sloane discuss fish throwing, totem poles, sensual 90s mom hair and so much more on this week's episode of Mummy Dearest!

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We've been hanging out on Patreon for a few weeks but nothing gets us back to our roots like a TV show that no one is liking but can't stop watching. This week we're bringing you an episode dedicated to the HBO/MAX meta/non-meta-nepo-baby Hollywood glam-thriller dramedy, THE IDOL. We have major thoughts but also don't get any of this. Is it purposeful? Is it brilliant? Is it the world's worst television idea? It might be all of those things but come along on this ride with us on this week's episode of Mummy Dearest!

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This week Zach and Sloane unwrap 1991's swampy sexual psychological thriller: Cape Fear! Inspired by Pedro Pascal's hair at the 2022 Met Gala, the duo decided to unpack the campy yet classic remake starring a scorching hot Bobby DeNiro, a sultry Jessica Lange, a normal Nick Nolte and an uber talented emancipated Juliette Lewis. Zach and Sloane stay pretty on topic during this episode and even go in depth with with some interesting movie facts. The only detour they take is when Sloane talks about the time an unhoused person used her back as a c*m rag! All that and so much more on this week's episode of Mummy Dearest!

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This week on Mummy Dearest Podcast Zach and Sloane unwrap 1993's gender-bending crime filled divorce dramedy: Mrs. Doubtfire. This is their longest episode ever but maybe also one of the best? They really take the time to unpack this classic and discuss everything from Pierce Brosnan's back hair to the multiple crimes that Robin Williams commits during this film. Zach reminds Sloane of a time long ago where people had a menu drawer in their kitchen and the duo reminisce about the time Blippi defecated on his friend during the "Harlem Shake" craze. All that and so much more on this week's Mummy Dearest! 

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This week Zach and Sloane cover 1992's gay horror campy extravaganza: Death Becomes Her! Zach and Sloane discover the range of Meryl Streep's acting and decide she's quite an impressive actor! The duo discuss everything from obsession to potions to eating lunch in under three minutes flat. Listen to them recast the movie and hear Zach make fun of Sloane's adult pigtails as a result of her rock-a-billy chop shop hair cut! All that and so much more on this week's Mummy Dearest!

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This week Zach and Sloane are joined by fan favorite and all-around supreme beauty Hannah Brown to discuss the problematic 2001 rom-com: The Wedding Planner. Hannah is currently planning her own wedding and the trio discuss her upcoming nuptials and whether or not she'd wear the hideous gown they stuck on poor Bridgette Wilson in this film. While the three pals stay on topic for most of the show of course there are a few derailments. Things get particularly heated when discussing meatball subs, which is certainly understandable. They also discuss the iconic show Four Weddings, Scandoval, and the tragic shame that is a 30-something woman without a man. For shame! All that and so much more on this week's Mummy Dearest!

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This week on Mummy Dearest, Zach and Sloane unwrap 1998's erotic swamp themed psychosexual thriller: Wild Things. Impressively, the duo stay on topic for almost the entire podcast and hit all the major plot points like Denise Richards in a bra, Denise Richards soaking wet in a car wash, Denise Richards getting out of pool with her perfect nipples and Denise Richards's perfect nose and butt. All that and so much more on this week's Mummy Dearest!

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This week on Mummy Dearest Zach and Sloane welcome pop culture impresario and all-around amazing friend of the pod: Blakely Neiman Thornton! The trio discusses everything from Christian Siriano to lying about Black History Month to committing hate crimes to be intimate with Pedro Pascal. All that and so much more on this pop culture deep dive!

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This week on Mummy Dearest Podcast Zach and Sloane are joined by extra special guest Andy Buckley! You may know Andy Buckley from his star turn as David Wallace on "The Office" but you may also know him from movies such as The Heat, Bridesmaids, Jurassic World, Horrible Bosses 2, Lady Bird, and Sloane son's favorite Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked. Andy answers tons of fans questions and talks about all the amazing celebrities he's worked with. He also tells Zach and Sloane what John Krasinski smells like! All that and so much more on this very special episode of Mummy Dearest!

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This week on Mummy Dearest Zach and Sloane vocally work through their likes and dislike of the 90's futuristic, outer space comedy romp, The Fifth Element! In this movie a rough, weathered ex-military cab driver is partnered with a 3-D printed space damsel who befriends a pansexual, gender fluid performer! Zach and Sloane begin this episode discussing how much they dislike this movie and how little they actually remembered. However, as the episode progresses they quickly change their tunes and realize through the art of discussion that this film is actually... a work of art? All this and much much more on this week's episode!

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This week on a very special episode of Mummy Dearest , Zach and Sloane unwrap Pedro Pascal, wait, no they unwrap The Last of Us! Basically Zach only allowed Sloane to do this episode because he thinks if he lets her talk about Pedro for 45 minutes straight maybe she’ll get it out of her system. Surprise bitch, she doesn’t! They talk daddy issues, Sears, and whether or not Joel Miller is a psychopath. All that and so much more on this week’s Mummy Dearest! 

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On the season 1 finale of Mummy Dearest , Zach and Sloane unwrap 2023's Oscars and the well-deserved win for the one and only Brendan Fraser! Topics include Brendan Fraser, Brendan Fraser's outfit, Brendan Fraser's beautiful sons, and obviously Sloane talks about Pedro Pascal. All that and so much more on this very special episode of Mummy Dearest! 

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This week on Mummy Dearest Zach and Sloane unwrap 1999's sex pun filled nonsensical spy thriller: The World Is Not Enough! Everyone in 1999 truly though James Bond was the hottest man alive with the coolest gear and the smoothest moves. In reality he is a cringe lord one fedora away from saying "m'lady" at a Russian spy named Petta Mybush. Aside from the puns, Zach and Sloane discuss wearing orthopedic shoes to a Monte Carlo casino and ponder if anyone has ever truly crashed through a fruit truck during a high speed chase. All that and so much more on this week's Mummy Dearest Podcast! 

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Happy anniversary to us and all of you that have shared this journey with us! We can't believe it has been two years since we first cursed the world with our voices! We've been through so much with you all and we can't express our love and gratitude enough. 
In celebration we are re-recapping The Mummy Returns! In the episode we unwrap Rachel Weisz's Anne Taylor Loft costumes, Arnold Vosloo's twice a day shaving routine on set, and the blasé nature of the O'Connells when their son is kidnapped by the undead!
Zach realizes that Sloane has been getting her hair cut at a rockabilly chop shop, Sloane tries to explain what life is like with a Clitoris, and Zach finally brings his rivalry with Freddie Boath (Alex O'Connell) to the forefront.

All of this and more on the anniversary episode of Mummy Dearest!

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This week on Mummy Dearest Podcast, Zach and Sloane are joined by a tiny, special guest to discuss 1999's The Mummy! Sloane's son, Rex Steel, drops into the studio to discuss scarab beetles, ancient butts,  the beauty of Rachel Weisz and how to make a camel go faster. All that and so much more on this week's Mummy Dearest!

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This week on Mummy Dearest  Zach and Sloane are joined by Mummy Dearest fan favorite Ian Paget to unwrap 1998's crime thriller: A Perfect Murder. Turtlenecks abound in this richly styled sensual thriller where a geriatric man tries to get his teenage bride's artistic lover to murder her for money. There's drama, intrigue, gorgeous coats, meat thermometers, asshole shaving, and so much more on this week's episode of Mummy Dearest Podcast!

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This week Zach and Sloane unwrap the 2001 meta rom-com America's Sweethearts! In this movie Catherine Zeta Jones , once again, commands screen presence and takes our breath away, we question how John Cusack landed all of these leading man roles, and why we have to endure yet another female actor adorning a "fat" suit that makes her just look like a typical person. We also expose Eileen Fisher customers for who they really are. And it wouldn't be a Mummy Dearest episode without dieting tips from two people that don't know anything about healthy eating habits. All this and more on this week's episode! 

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This week on Mummy Dearest Podcast Zach and Sloane are unwrapping 1996's groundbreaking adaptation of Shakespeare's greatest love story: Romeo + Juliet. Zach and Sloane are joined by Mummy Dearest fan favorite and star of the film, Jesse Bradford! Jesse discusses his time behind the scenes on the set of Romeo + Juliet, partying in Mexico with Leo DiCaprio, and the sweet call Baz Luhrmann gave him in the 90s! All that and so, so much more on this week's Mummy Dearest!)  

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This week Zach and Sloane unwrap 2001's sexual harassment fat phobic spinster comedy: Bridget Jones's Diary! What a time it was back in 2001. Women could be considered obese if they weighed over 115 lbs and it was not only acceptable but actually fantastic if you were sexually harassed by your boss via email! Zach and Sloane talk about the problems of early aughts cinema and the perils of anal and oh so much more on this week's Mummy Dearest Podcast!

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This week we couldn't resist discussing the most talked about episode of tv this week: episode 3 of The Last of Us. Sure, we didn't get enough of daddy Pedro, but what we did get was big, burly, hairy, bearded, hot monkey sex between Nick Offerman and Murray Bartlett. Thank you so much HBO for giving us everything we need!!!! Once we unpack the most heart wrenching 90 minutes of tv we dive into Miami housewives. Zach talks about his love of all housewives luncheons and I go into my theories about Lenny's duplicitous behavior and uncover a plot to save Lisa's life. All that and so much more on this week's Mummy Dearest! 

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Breaking News live from Los Angeles (and Atlanta and Rhode Island): Brendan Fraser has been nominated for an Academy Award and Zach and Sloane have a LOT of thoughts on this special mini episode of Mummy Dearest Podcast!

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This week on Mummy Dearest Zach and Sloane finally got their butts around to recapping all 10 episodes of Real Housewives of Miami Season 5! Alliances have shifted. Insults have been thrown. Goats have been diapered. Cockies have been had. It's all so much and Zach and Sloane unpack it all in one little hour. Topics include everything from the everlasting beauty and brains of Dr. Nicole to wanting to firebomb Julia's menagerie. All that and so much more on this week's Mummy Dearest Bravo recap! 

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This week Zach and Sloane unwrap 2003's American teen coming-of-age drama: Thirteen. The duo unpack the trauma of being a young teen girl with a hip hot mom, the hotness of Jeremy Sisto, and the pros of shoplifting for girls! It's a tough episode for Zach but smooth sailing for Sloane who essentially lived this movie and calls it a comfort film. Because she needs lots of professional help, hopefully soon! All this and so much more on this week's Mummy Dearest! 

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We're back!! And we finally saw our beloved Brendan in Darren Aronofsky's adaptation of the play The Whale. What a time we had in this theatre. We laughed. We cried. We sobbed. We shared reclining seats with strangers and movie bros on a random Wednesday morning. We reflected. We digested. And we wanted more. It's a redemption film for Brendan and it's surely the beginning of a second wave for the Frase on the silver screen. Grab a box of tissues and get ready to applaud our baby Brendan all award season long. All this and so much more on this week's Mummy Dearest!

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This week Zach and Sloane unwrap 2022's Christmas spectacle / Lindsay Lohan's return to Hollywood vehicle: Falling for Christmas. This movie had everything! Amnesia, caviar breakfasts, bisexual ice fishing, a biracial curly haired precocious kid, magical realism, traumatic brain injuries, Christmas bazaars and sparkly blazers worn at a holiday party. What more can you ask for in a film? Plot? No thanks! Good acting? Miss us with that! This film gave everything it needed to give and nothing more. And for that we say: welcome back Ms. Lohan, we missed you. 

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This week on Mummy Dearest Podcast, Zach and Sloane are joined by best friend of the pod, Jesse Chambliss to discuss 1998's gaslight heavy rom-com: You've Got Mail! The once beloved fall classic hasn't exactly aged well. In fact it's kind of a disgusting disaster where a man cons his way into a jobless woman's sad little life. The trio discuss the problems in the film and delve into homosexuality in the church and Sloane's inability to form friendships with mothers. They also try to figure out who is the rom-com queen of all-time. The answer will definitely surprise you. All that and so much more on this week's Mummy Dearest!

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This week Zach and Sloane unwrap 1996's horny mom fantasy rom-com: Michael. It was a random choice but thank God (and the angels) that Zach and Sloane got their eyes on this film because it has everything fans of Mummy Dearest love: otherworldly entities, the guy who played Mario in the live action Super Mario Bros., untamed chest hair, overalls, milk chugging while smoking cigs, and gratuitous pie eating and dancing scenes. This movie makes little to no sense and has little to no plot but that doesn't mean it's not a super charming heartwarming 90s classic! So give into the holiday spirit and listen to this week's episode of Mummy Dearest!

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This week Zach and Sloane unwrap  1995's American live-action/computer-animated supernatural dark fantasy comedy drama: Casper! That description was a direct copy and paste from Wikipedia. Someone took their categorizing very seriously. During the episode Zach and Sloane discuss seances, 69s, and a one-armed Sonic. They discuss the movie too but that's kinda besides the point. All that and so much more on this week's Mummy Dearest!

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This week on the pod Zach and Sloane unwrap 2002's underground well based horror classic: The Ring. The duo discuss the everlasting beauty of Naomi Watts, Adam Brody's cute little baby body, the girl from A Little Princess, and the stupidity of panoramic underwater vacation photography. All that and so much more on this week's Mummy Dearest! 

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This is a super special sneak peak of the Mummy Dearest Patreon! On this episode Zach and Sloane unwrap 2008's iconic high-school vampire masterpiece: Twilight. Zach hates Twilight but Sloane unapologetically loves it with every fibre of her being. There are of course some problematic things with the film like glittery men and 100-year-old vampires dating teenage girls. Oh, and of course the terrifying baseball scene (imagine your significant other taking you to their family baseball game...that's truly bone chilling!) There's a lot to unpack during this episode and there's even a dramatic performance of the classic spider monkey / skin of a killer reveal! We hope you enjoy this free preview of what happens on the Mummy Dearest Patreon! 

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This week Zach and Sloane passionately  unwrap The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 12 Reunion Part 1. They MENTION IT ALL! Sloane divulges her fan theory about PK arranging to have his wife terrorized by Craigslist hired burglars out of love and Zach continues to be a Diana apologist even though she may or may not have ties to Jeffrey Epstein (who did not unlife himself!!) They also discuss the chicness of Jamie Lee Curtis and Andy Cohen's piggy bottom behavior. All that and so much more on this week's episode of Mummy Dearest!

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This Mini Mummy episode is all about the idiots in the news this week! We discuss Tom Brady's sad pathetic life, Kim Kardashian's sad pathetic trashcan, Billy Eichner's sad pathetic box office numbers and Jeffrey Dahmer's sad pathetic habit of eating people. Oh we also talk about leg fajitas! All that and so much more on this week's Mini Mummy!

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This week Zach and Sloane unwrap 2022's sure-to-be-iconic Halloween film: Hocus Pocus 2! It's been 30 years and the witches are back and sexier than ever. Literally they somehow have not aged. Spooky! Topics include 45 minutes of Balducci tangents and Zach's infamous Winifred Sanderson wearing kitten heels costume. All that and so, so much more on this week's Mummy Dearest! 

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This week Zach and Sloane are joined by the crown prince of pop culture: Mr. Danny Pellegrino! He's a  New York Times Bestselling author of "How Do I Unremember This?" and the host of the Everything Iconic podcast and an all around gem of a human. He stops by Mummy Dearest to discuss one of his  favorite films, 1991's romantic comedy: Father of the Bride. Of course Zach and Sloane spend most of the episode grilling Danny about his housewives theories but the trio also discuss important topics like: Martin Short's Oscar snub, the insane holiday classic Noel and Sloane's burgeoning cocaine addiction. All that and so much more on this week's Mummy Dearest!

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This week Zach and Sloane are joined by Mummy Dearest fan favorite, Ian Paget, to discuss 1999's iconic black comedy: American Beauty.  The trio discuss everything from cheerleading to murder to Sloane's pedophile boyfriend from MySpace. They really dive deep into the film and dissect each and every Oscar worthy performance. It's a masterpiece of a film which is why this episode is a little on the long side. There was just too much to discuss! Listen and then make sure to follow Ian Paget on TikTok and Instagram!

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This week Zach and Sloane unwrap 2022's teen revenge dark comedy: Do Revenge! Ya'll, stop what you're doing, turn on Netflix, and watch this movie. If you like Jawbreaker, Clueless, Cruel Intentions, Romy & Michelle's High School Reunion, or Mean Girls, you will LOVE this movie. It's truly a great, wonderful film and Mummy Dearest podcast sincerely hopes more films like this will be released. It was just THAT good! 

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This week on our Mummy Dearest pop culture deep dive we talk about the tragic connection between Zach's love of the monarchy for a country he doesn't live in and Disney adults. Is Zach secretly a Disney adult? Should pedophiles be allowed to visit their mummy's coffin? All this and so much more on this week's Mummy Dearest Unwrapped!

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Before anyone asks, no, not that Hannah Brown. This week Zach and Sloane are joined by International ingenue, actor and IPA girlie Hannah A. Brown to discuss the iconic 2000 dance film: Center Stage. The trio discuss everything from the rampant eating disorders of the 90s and 2000s to Jody Sawyer's gorgeous red braided dreadlock ribbon dance hair looks. This week we also discover why Zach doesn't have a significant other and no surprise here, it involves photos of Tory Burch shoes. All that and so much more on this week's Mummy Dearest!

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Because Zach and Sloane discuss pop culture they decided they needed to release a statement about the drama surrounding Don't Worry Darling and the disastrous press junket heard round the world. Topics include: Sloane's emails from Shia, Chris Pine becoming Caitlin Jenner and the spit video that is making the rounds around the net. 

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We apologize for the audio issues with the first upload. Hopefully this episode is actually the right one but as usual, Sloane is not the best with technology and we'll see if this works. Best of luck to us all on last week's re-uploaded episode of Mummy Dearest!

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This week Zach and Sloane unwrap 1999's teenage black comedy thriller: Teaching Mrs. Tingle! The show really centers on Helen Mirren's heaving lingerie clad bosom and Katie Holmes adorable little face. Zach makes fun of Sloane for putting too much effort into school projects and riding a Clydesdale horse to school! All that and more on this week's episode of Mummy Dearest!

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This week Zach and Sloane unwrap Season 12 Episodes 15 of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. The girls are floundering. Rinna is completely unhinged. Erika needs to locate some fucks and give them to us. Diana needs to decide why she's on the show (and it better not be for her baby husband's musical career.) And Dorit needs a spinoff where Phoenix becomes her life coach. This episode didn't bring much in the way of drama but it is gearing up for what looks like a promising trip to Aspen. So we shall wait. And we shall see. But for now, the season belongs to Queen Garcelle, perhaps the only one on this franchise who understands how to be a good housewife and give us drama, conflict, conflict resolution, and effortless beauty. All that and so much more on this week's episode of Mummy Dearest!

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