Dysfunctional Veterans Podcast Thu, 12 Mar 2026 21:15:42 -0400 https://redcircle.com/shows/dysfunctional-veterans-podcast en © 2026 Dysfunctional Veterans Podcast yes 2dbfeb17-eb1e-5ab0-88bf-7b9173cf4633 Clear Right Productions episodic true Buzzsprout (https://www.buzzsprout.com) comedy, funny, military, veteran, alcohol, jets, aviation, women, fitness Clear Right Productions https://storage.buzzsprout.com/z79j0mahiottulbeowf5st30kft7?.jpg Dysfunctional Veterans Podcast https://redcircle.com/shows/dysfunctional-veterans-podcast Dirty Stiffy Ep 15 - The guy that worked in the cubicle next to Edward Snowden Ep 15 - The guy that worked in the cubicle next to Edward Snowden Ep 15 - Today we chat with Jackson Plant, former Crypto dude, NSA superspy about the traitor, Edward Snowden, the gum on Satan's shoe.
May he rot in Russia. 
We also go back in time to the Battle of the Philippine Sea "Turkey Shoot".

XOXO
Stiffy and Dirty

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Use code: DVPODCAST for your 20% discount.

Jackson Plant's Ministry HERE
NSA
Edward Snowden Traitor
Clearance Levels HERE
Texas Work Force TWC
SB2 Aircraft
USS Lexington
Battle of the Philippine Sea "Turkey Shoot"
Admiral Boorda HERE
Seaman to Admiral Program STA21

]]> Ep 15 - Today we chat with Jackson Plant, former Crypto dude, NSA superspy about the traitor, Edward Snowden, the gum on Satan's shoe.
May he rot in Russia. 
We also go back in time to the Battle of the Philippine Sea "Turkey Shoot".

XOXO
Stiffy and Dirty

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For amazing Tea, go to www.valhallatea.com
Use code: DVPODCAST for your 20% discount.

Jackson Plant's Ministry HERE
NSA
Edward Snowden Traitor
Clearance Levels HERE
Texas Work Force TWC
SB2 Aircraft
USS Lexington
Battle of the Philippine Sea "Turkey Shoot"
Admiral Boorda HERE
Seaman to Admiral Program STA21

]]> Buzzsprout-9745898 Sun, 19 Dec 2021 00:00:00 -0500 4539 1 15 full false Ep 14 - Poking the Joint Chiefs in the eye, the epic failure in Afghanistan and taking apart Nukes? Ep 14 - Poking the Joint Chiefs in the eye, the epic failure in Afghanistan and taking apart Nukes? Ep 14 - Today we chat again with Little Bear about Lt Col Stuart Scheller's epic viral personal attack of the US Joint Chiefs of Staff's Afghanistan withdrawal and unnecessary loss of US service member lives. 
Little Bear also explains how to take apart a Nuke. 

Happy Veterans Day!
XOXO
Stiffy and Dirty

Email us your stories to      TheDVsPodcast@gmail.com
Instagram DysfunctionalVeteransPodcast
Patreon:
Half of the proceeds from our Patreon page go to Dallas area Homeless Support Facilities. Please consider supporting them today.  

Get some awesome tea at Valhalla Tea
Use code DVPODCAST for 20% off

Donate to Dallas based non-profit that day houses homeless veterans OurCalling

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Show notes:
task and purpose article HERE
marine corps times HERE 

]]> Ep 14 - Today we chat again with Little Bear about Lt Col Stuart Scheller's epic viral personal attack of the US Joint Chiefs of Staff's Afghanistan withdrawal and unnecessary loss of US service member lives. 
Little Bear also explains how to take apart a Nuke. 

Happy Veterans Day!
XOXO
Stiffy and Dirty

Email us your stories to      TheDVsPodcast@gmail.com
Instagram DysfunctionalVeteransPodcast
Patreon:
Half of the proceeds from our Patreon page go to Dallas area Homeless Support Facilities. Please consider supporting them today.  

Get some awesome tea at Valhalla Tea
Use code DVPODCAST for 20% off

Donate to Dallas based non-profit that day houses homeless veterans OurCalling

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Show notes:
task and purpose article HERE
marine corps times HERE 

]]> Clear Right Productions Buzzsprout-9586541 Sun, 21 Nov 2021 12:00:00 -0500 5156 Marine Corps, Veterans, Veterans Day, Lt Col Stuart Scheller, Scheller, Disabled Veterans, Afghanistan, Stu Scheller, Nuclear Weapons, Air Force, UCMJ 1 14 full true Ep 13 - Pete the Killer Cat kicks in doors and sleeps in Iraqi beds Ep 13 - Pete the Killer Cat kicks in doors and sleeps in Iraqi beds In today's episode, we chat with Pete the Killer Cat.  He's a former Marine Badass.  That's a technical term.  He explains how he carried armor, missiles, and a positive attitude to get through his days in Iraq in 2005. 

Have a dysfunctional day
XOXO
Stiffy and Dirty

Email YOUR stories to: TheDVsPodcast@gmail.com

Click HERE for some amazing tea to calm your dysfunctional nerves.
Code DVPODCAST for 20% off your order.
Seriously it's delicious

**The opinions of Pete the Killer Cat do not necessarily match with The Dysfunctional Veterans Podcast or Clear Right Productions.
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Protein bars to send to a deployed service member HERE
**We are not sponsored or affiliated with COSTCO or this protein bar.  We just like it.

Send your support boxes with amazing stuff to your deployed service member HERE

Pete's Command HERE
0351 MOS Marine Core Job NEWS
0351 MOS HERE
USMC Urban Warfare Training HERE
0351 MOS Kevlar Vest Awesomeness
Guantanamo Bay Detention Center HERE 

]]> In today's episode, we chat with Pete the Killer Cat.  He's a former Marine Badass.  That's a technical term.  He explains how he carried armor, missiles, and a positive attitude to get through his days in Iraq in 2005. 

Have a dysfunctional day
XOXO
Stiffy and Dirty

Email YOUR stories to: TheDVsPodcast@gmail.com

Click HERE for some amazing tea to calm your dysfunctional nerves.
Code DVPODCAST for 20% off your order.
Seriously it's delicious

**The opinions of Pete the Killer Cat do not necessarily match with The Dysfunctional Veterans Podcast or Clear Right Productions.
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Protein bars to send to a deployed service member HERE
**We are not sponsored or affiliated with COSTCO or this protein bar.  We just like it.

Send your support boxes with amazing stuff to your deployed service member HERE

Pete's Command HERE
0351 MOS Marine Core Job NEWS
0351 MOS HERE
USMC Urban Warfare Training HERE
0351 MOS Kevlar Vest Awesomeness
Guantanamo Bay Detention Center HERE 

]]> Clear Right Productions Buzzsprout-9502764 Sun, 07 Nov 2021 00:00:00 -0400 4912 Iraq, Marines, USMC, Deployment, Service Members 1 13 full true Ep 12 - USS Cole bombing, mental health, transitioning from military to the civilian work force. Ep 12 - USS Cole bombing, mental health, transitioning from military to the civilian work force. Ep 12 - Today we chat with Donna Hoffmeyer, a retired Air Force Nurse and author of a book that EVERY person who is transitioning from the military should read.  

We chat with USS Cole trauma nurse, Donna Hoffmeyer about helping survivors of the USS Cole bombing in Yemen, on Oct 12, 2000.  

She also talks to us about her amazing book "Warrior to Patriot Citizen" and learning to transition from military to the civilian world.  And how to use your military 'soft and hard' skills to translate into the civilian world. Dealing with mental health

You can find her amazing book here.
You can read and subscribe to her blogs here and here

USS Cole bombing (DDG 67)
USS Cole honors fallen Sailors at 20th anniversary of bombing
Trauma Behavior and understanding it
Flight Nursing
Ramstein Air Base
Ship terminology
Saint Joseph's College of Maine
Linked In (how to get a job)
Indeed (search for jobs)
Resume Builder (FREEEEEEEEEEE)

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Other amazing links to support veterans:
ValhallaTea company : Use Code DVPODCAST for a 20% discount on your first purchase.
Til Valhalla Project

To support our podcast and other veterans in the local Dallas Area, please go to our Patreon page here

]]> Ep 12 - Today we chat with Donna Hoffmeyer, a retired Air Force Nurse and author of a book that EVERY person who is transitioning from the military should read.  

We chat with USS Cole trauma nurse, Donna Hoffmeyer about helping survivors of the USS Cole bombing in Yemen, on Oct 12, 2000.  

She also talks to us about her amazing book "Warrior to Patriot Citizen" and learning to transition from military to the civilian world.  And how to use your military 'soft and hard' skills to translate into the civilian world. Dealing with mental health

You can find her amazing book here.
You can read and subscribe to her blogs here and here

USS Cole bombing (DDG 67)
USS Cole honors fallen Sailors at 20th anniversary of bombing
Trauma Behavior and understanding it
Flight Nursing
Ramstein Air Base
Ship terminology
Saint Joseph's College of Maine
Linked In (how to get a job)
Indeed (search for jobs)
Resume Builder (FREEEEEEEEEEE)

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Other amazing links to support veterans:
ValhallaTea company : Use Code DVPODCAST for a 20% discount on your first purchase.
Til Valhalla Project

To support our podcast and other veterans in the local Dallas Area, please go to our Patreon page here

]]> Buzzsprout-9258025 Mon, 27 Sep 2021 00:00:00 -0400 5742 1 12 full false Ep 11 - Bug is back to chat about some awesome survival stories Ep 11 - Bug is back to chat about some awesome survival stories Ep 11 - Thank you for being patient while we get our schedule back on track!

Happy Sunday! Remember the fallen of 9/11.

To donate to local Veterans Supporters, click here to go to our Patreon page.  Choose your level of dysfunction!

Follow us on Instagram: DysfunctionalVeteransPodcast

xoxo
Stiffy and Dirty

Check out The Valhalla Tea Company. HERE
Use code DVPODCAST for 20% off
They support several non-profit veterans organizations.


Links to the episode:
Shoichi Yokoi
Marcus Aurelius
Waterboarding
Admiral Stockdale
US Military Fighting Forces Code of Conduct
Brunswick, Maine
Survival acronym
Unbroken
Louis Zamperini
SERE school
Book: Devil at my heels
Viktor Frankl

]]> Ep 11 - Thank you for being patient while we get our schedule back on track!

Happy Sunday! Remember the fallen of 9/11.

To donate to local Veterans Supporters, click here to go to our Patreon page.  Choose your level of dysfunction!

Follow us on Instagram: DysfunctionalVeteransPodcast

xoxo
Stiffy and Dirty

Check out The Valhalla Tea Company. HERE
Use code DVPODCAST for 20% off
They support several non-profit veterans organizations.


Links to the episode:
Shoichi Yokoi
Marcus Aurelius
Waterboarding
Admiral Stockdale
US Military Fighting Forces Code of Conduct
Brunswick, Maine
Survival acronym
Unbroken
Louis Zamperini
SERE school
Book: Devil at my heels
Viktor Frankl

]]> Buzzsprout-9177579 Sat, 11 Sep 2021 15:00:00 -0400 3126 1 11 full false Ep 10 - Rain Waters "F16 Demo Pilot/Actor/Model/Podcaster" Joins us Ep 10 - Rain Waters "F16 Demo Pilot/Actor/Model/Podcaster" Joins us In today's episode, John "Rain" Waters joins us to chat about his podcast, The Afterburn, being a badass F16 Demo Pilot and getting asked weird questions about Aliens.  Why does it always come back to Aliens? 

Thanks for dropping by!

XOXO
Dirty and Stiffy


Please support us and local Dallas Veterans by clicking HERE and choosing a Patreon Level.

Valhalla Tea Company: 20% off your first purchase HERE
Use code DVPODCAST

Support our favorite local Dallas Shelter HERE

]]> In today's episode, John "Rain" Waters joins us to chat about his podcast, The Afterburn, being a badass F16 Demo Pilot and getting asked weird questions about Aliens.  Why does it always come back to Aliens? 

Thanks for dropping by!

XOXO
Dirty and Stiffy


Please support us and local Dallas Veterans by clicking HERE and choosing a Patreon Level.

Valhalla Tea Company: 20% off your first purchase HERE
Use code DVPODCAST

Support our favorite local Dallas Shelter HERE

]]> Clear Right Productions Buzzsprout-8883779 Sun, 18 Jul 2021 21:00:00 -0400 4770 1 10 full true Ep 9- McFly on airborne potty breaks, flying the Mirage 2000 and how to beat the Air Force in Grad School Ep 9- McFly on airborne potty breaks, flying the Mirage 2000 and how to beat the Air Force in Grad School In today's episode, we chat with McFly, a former S-3 Pilot and current nerd.  He takes on a fun little journey through his Navy Career with literal pit stops for airborne potty breaks.  Diapers anyone?  He tells us about his time in TPS (Test Pilot School) and flying the Mirage 2000 in France. 

Take a listen and get a giggle for your day!

Sorry that we missed our last drop date.   Technology, am I right?  Thanks so much for your patience!   Shout out to our newest Dysfunctional Veteran Patreon: Plant Ministries.

XOXO
Stiffy & Dirty

Email us with your stories: The DVsPodcast@gmail.com
Patreon Link HERE
Instagram: DysfunctionalVeteransPodcast
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People we love:
Valhalla Tea Company 20% discount for listeners HERE (Code DVPODCAST)
Til Valhalla Clothing HERE
Our Calling Homeless Day Shelter HERE

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]]> In today's episode, we chat with McFly, a former S-3 Pilot and current nerd.  He takes on a fun little journey through his Navy Career with literal pit stops for airborne potty breaks.  Diapers anyone?  He tells us about his time in TPS (Test Pilot School) and flying the Mirage 2000 in France. 

Take a listen and get a giggle for your day!

Sorry that we missed our last drop date.   Technology, am I right?  Thanks so much for your patience!   Shout out to our newest Dysfunctional Veteran Patreon: Plant Ministries.

XOXO
Stiffy & Dirty

Email us with your stories: The DVsPodcast@gmail.com
Patreon Link HERE
Instagram: DysfunctionalVeteransPodcast
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People we love:
Valhalla Tea Company 20% discount for listeners HERE (Code DVPODCAST)
Til Valhalla Clothing HERE
Our Calling Homeless Day Shelter HERE

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]]> Clear Right Productions Buzzsprout-8707222 Sun, 27 Jun 2021 00:00:00 -0400 6277 military, comedy, humor, aviation, flight, France 1 9 full false Ep 8 - "Guese" Pulling G's, Head Shrinking, Redneck Training, and working at the Pentagram Ep 8 - "Guese" Pulling G's, Head Shrinking, Redneck Training, and working at the Pentagram Today we chat with "Guese", pronounced Juice, because, why not, be ridiculous in Marine Corps Aviation?  He drags us through his horrifying experiences with the glorious "Spin-n-Puke" and his diet plan to keep food down while pulling G's.
Beetleguese, Beetleguese, Beetleguese.  Don't say it...I said, don't say it. 
After his head shrinking and a scorching at a comedy show, he went on to fly a super cool jet. 
We cover water survival pro tips and how to conquer adversity.

"Adversity doesn't build character, it reveals character" - "Guese"

XOXO
Stiffy & Dirty

Email: TheDVsPodcast@gmail.com
Insta: DysfunctionalVeteransPodcast
Patreon

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Pentagon
USNA Naval Academy
parachute landing fall
VT10
VT4
Weapons System Officer (WSO) 
VT86 Advance Flight Officer Training
Military Centrifuge (High G training)
T1 USAF/USMC training aircraft 
T2 training aircraft
T39 training aircraft
VMFAT101 Marine Corps Training Squadron
Low Altitude Training (LAT tactics)
F/A18D
VMFA225
Shellback
CAOC
Marine Corps Bday
Al-Asad Airbase
F35
VMFA242
Rolls Royce
MCAS Iwakuni
John Boyd
CAS (Close Air Support)
OODA Loop
EM diagram
Sukhoi Performance Chart for tactics
ACM (Air Combat Maneuvering)
G-Force
F35 training simulator
Slide for Life
Military Water Survival Training
Lake Pontchartrain T34 mishap
Navy Water Survival training video

]]> Today we chat with "Guese", pronounced Juice, because, why not, be ridiculous in Marine Corps Aviation?  He drags us through his horrifying experiences with the glorious "Spin-n-Puke" and his diet plan to keep food down while pulling G's.
Beetleguese, Beetleguese, Beetleguese.  Don't say it...I said, don't say it. 
After his head shrinking and a scorching at a comedy show, he went on to fly a super cool jet. 
We cover water survival pro tips and how to conquer adversity.

"Adversity doesn't build character, it reveals character" - "Guese"

XOXO
Stiffy & Dirty

Email: TheDVsPodcast@gmail.com
Insta: DysfunctionalVeteransPodcast
Patreon

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Pentagon
USNA Naval Academy
parachute landing fall
VT10
VT4
Weapons System Officer (WSO) 
VT86 Advance Flight Officer Training
Military Centrifuge (High G training)
T1 USAF/USMC training aircraft 
T2 training aircraft
T39 training aircraft
VMFAT101 Marine Corps Training Squadron
Low Altitude Training (LAT tactics)
F/A18D
VMFA225
Shellback
CAOC
Marine Corps Bday
Al-Asad Airbase
F35
VMFA242
Rolls Royce
MCAS Iwakuni
John Boyd
CAS (Close Air Support)
OODA Loop
EM diagram
Sukhoi Performance Chart for tactics
ACM (Air Combat Maneuvering)
G-Force
F35 training simulator
Slide for Life
Military Water Survival Training
Lake Pontchartrain T34 mishap
Navy Water Survival training video

]]> Buzzsprout-8609590 Sat, 29 May 2021 23:00:00 -0400 5580 1 8 full false Ep 7 - Marlon Woods, International Spy, Superhero, Army Intel dude, chats about Standards, Soup Sandwiches, and Things and Stuff with 3 letters Ep 7 - Marlon Woods, International Spy, Superhero, Army Intel dude, chats about Standards, Soup Sandwiches, and Things and Stuff with 3 letters Ep 7 - We chat with international spy and fitness model, Marlon Woods.  Marlon, a former Army Intel dude, takes us through his deep thoughts on Military Intelligence, who we should really be afraid of, The Great Hack, fitness, and finally things and stuff.

What ARE Things and Stuff and what does the military do to Things and Stuff?  Marlon explains what gives him goosebumps, why he lives in Sydney, Australia and how he plans to work for the NSA.

We chat about letters, like CIA, NSA, FOB, SOF, SP0018, TIC, Humint, Psyops, RCSouth, and Strategery. 

Find out what the weirdest thing Marlon was ever asked for, his daily routine, how he got to be a Les Mills Ambassador, what IS Les Mills, and his most nerve wracking moment in life.

We also chat about personal standards, coming to terms with our mortality, and embracing the suck.

thanks so much for listening!
Keep it dysfunctional
Stiffy and Dirty

For questions and comments, email us theDVspodcast@gmail.com
Find us on Instagram: DysfunctionalVeteransPodcast
Donate because we are poor:
Patreon page: https://www.patreon.com/user?u=51617780&fan_landing=true
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Show notes and links

Marlon Woods
CIA
NSA
82nd Airborne
RC IED
Sydney University
1984 (book)
Tribe (book)
Convoy
SIGINT (Signal Intelligence)
HUMINT (Human Intelligence)
PSYOPS (Psychological Intelligence)
Fort Jackson
NSA Georgia
TIC
SP0018
Les Mills (the person)
Les Mills (the company)
Body Pump
Body Combat

]]> Ep 7 - We chat with international spy and fitness model, Marlon Woods.  Marlon, a former Army Intel dude, takes us through his deep thoughts on Military Intelligence, who we should really be afraid of, The Great Hack, fitness, and finally things and stuff.

What ARE Things and Stuff and what does the military do to Things and Stuff?  Marlon explains what gives him goosebumps, why he lives in Sydney, Australia and how he plans to work for the NSA.

We chat about letters, like CIA, NSA, FOB, SOF, SP0018, TIC, Humint, Psyops, RCSouth, and Strategery. 

Find out what the weirdest thing Marlon was ever asked for, his daily routine, how he got to be a Les Mills Ambassador, what IS Les Mills, and his most nerve wracking moment in life.

We also chat about personal standards, coming to terms with our mortality, and embracing the suck.

thanks so much for listening!
Keep it dysfunctional
Stiffy and Dirty

For questions and comments, email us theDVspodcast@gmail.com
Find us on Instagram: DysfunctionalVeteransPodcast
Donate because we are poor:
Patreon page: https://www.patreon.com/user?u=51617780&fan_landing=true
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Show notes and links

Marlon Woods
CIA
NSA
82nd Airborne
RC IED
Sydney University
1984 (book)
Tribe (book)
Convoy
SIGINT (Signal Intelligence)
HUMINT (Human Intelligence)
PSYOPS (Psychological Intelligence)
Fort Jackson
NSA Georgia
TIC
SP0018
Les Mills (the person)
Les Mills (the company)
Body Pump
Body Combat

]]> Buzzsprout-8507996 Sun, 16 May 2021 00:00:00 -0400 4679 1 7 full true Ep 6 - Crank chats about Skunk Works, scaring goat herders, how Aliens screw with us, his very own satellite, & Fueling jets with mustard seeds Ep 6 - Crank chats about Skunk Works, scaring goat herders, how Aliens screw with us, his very own satellite, & Fueling jets with mustard seeds Ep 6 - We chat with Crank, a self-described "cool-kid of the super nerds", about literally EVERYTHING......he is an "employee" of Lockheed-Martin with Skunk Works; or is he?   He tells us about a satellite that he built, in his college called The US Naval Academy. We find out what the government is doing with mustard.  We fall down a small rabbit hole, called The Doolittle Raid, B25s and Pearl Harbor (the movie).
 What did Stiffy see that night at Area 51?  Crank is determined to explain NFO's.  Do they exist?  Are we the only "intelligent" life in the universe OR are we some other alien's play toy? Are there belligerent alien teenagers?  We find out in this episode.
We munch on some tech for Air Races ...and learn about The Air Force "Martini Medal."

Question of the day: Why does Crank's jet smell like French fries?

We can't wait to hear from you
Dirty + Stiff

Hosts of the Dysfunctional Veterans Podcast
email: theDVsPodcast@gmail.com
Patreon to support local Dallas veterans:
https://www.patreon.com/user?u=51617780&fan_landing=true
Instagram: DysfunctionalVeteransPodcast

We support:
OurCalling Homeless Day Shelter
Borne Warrior Apparel
TilValhallaProject

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Links:
Skunkworks
US Naval Academy
Mustard seeds for fuel
USS Lexington
B25
XB15 bomber
Doolittle Raid actual footage
Tesla (the car for people that drive a lot)
EA-18G flies on the VR-1355 in Washington-ish
P38 (Stiffy + Crank's favorite airplane)
The Gorge Amphitheater (Washington State)
Tailhook 2021
Yak52
Deuce's Youtube channel flying our Yak52
Cricut machine
The Muff Inn and bar in Al-Udeid patches
StratCom
Djibouti, Africa
French Embassy in Djibouti
Canary Islands
Canary Islands botanical gardens
Carrier Ops
Carrier Launch from cockpit view
Show of Force
EA-6B and MAX aerial refueling

]]> Ep 6 - We chat with Crank, a self-described "cool-kid of the super nerds", about literally EVERYTHING......he is an "employee" of Lockheed-Martin with Skunk Works; or is he?   He tells us about a satellite that he built, in his college called The US Naval Academy. We find out what the government is doing with mustard.  We fall down a small rabbit hole, called The Doolittle Raid, B25s and Pearl Harbor (the movie).
 What did Stiffy see that night at Area 51?  Crank is determined to explain NFO's.  Do they exist?  Are we the only "intelligent" life in the universe OR are we some other alien's play toy? Are there belligerent alien teenagers?  We find out in this episode.
We munch on some tech for Air Races ...and learn about The Air Force "Martini Medal."

Question of the day: Why does Crank's jet smell like French fries?

We can't wait to hear from you
Dirty + Stiff

Hosts of the Dysfunctional Veterans Podcast
email: theDVsPodcast@gmail.com
Patreon to support local Dallas veterans:
https://www.patreon.com/user?u=51617780&fan_landing=true
Instagram: DysfunctionalVeteransPodcast

We support:
OurCalling Homeless Day Shelter
Borne Warrior Apparel
TilValhallaProject

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Links:
Skunkworks
US Naval Academy
Mustard seeds for fuel
USS Lexington
B25
XB15 bomber
Doolittle Raid actual footage
Tesla (the car for people that drive a lot)
EA-18G flies on the VR-1355 in Washington-ish
P38 (Stiffy + Crank's favorite airplane)
The Gorge Amphitheater (Washington State)
Tailhook 2021
Yak52
Deuce's Youtube channel flying our Yak52
Cricut machine
The Muff Inn and bar in Al-Udeid patches
StratCom
Djibouti, Africa
French Embassy in Djibouti
Canary Islands
Canary Islands botanical gardens
Carrier Ops
Carrier Launch from cockpit view
Show of Force
EA-6B and MAX aerial refueling

]]> Buzzsprout-8439800 Sun, 02 May 2021 00:00:00 -0400 6864 1 6 full true Ep 5 - Former Blue Angel Slot Pilot Nate Barton, G-suits, that time Nate was reported as a UFO, and the infamous Sky Penis Ep 5 - Former Blue Angel Slot Pilot Nate Barton, G-suits, that time Nate was reported as a UFO, and the infamous Sky Penis Episode 5Stiffy and Dirty chat with former Blue Angel (2012-1015) Slot pilot, Nate Barton about flying with the Blues, "Rushing", how to stay fit like a Blue Angel, what rule Nate broke (and why he's just telling his story now), flying with hypoxia in Iraq, and the infamous "Sky Penis."
To support local Dallas area Veterans click this link: https://www.patreon.com/user?u=51617780&fan_landing=true

Keep it DysfunctionalStiffy & Dirty*************************Show note links:Check out Nate here ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hr4jszOuBe0 ) and here ( https://militaryhallofhonor.com/honoree-record.php?id=229603 )Nate's current squadron VAQ136 ( https://g.co/kgs/osaSif )Dirty & Nate's former squadron VAQ135 ( https://g.co/kgs/tYxqES )A4 Aircraft ( https://g.co/kgs/o8cAHF )T2 Aircraft ( https://g.co/kgs/PwQHwz )Infamous " Sky Penis ( https://www.navytimes.com/news/your-navy/2019/05/14/the-navys-probe-into-sky-penis/ ) " Navy TimesBourne Warrior Apparel ( https://bornewarriorapparel.com/ )Til Valhalla Project ApparelG-Suit ( http://www.oiresource.com/basics.htm )**We apologize for the spotty audio. Nate lives in a cave in Washington State.

]]> Episode 5Stiffy and Dirty chat with former Blue Angel (2012-1015) Slot pilot, Nate Barton about flying with the Blues, "Rushing", how to stay fit like a Blue Angel, what rule Nate broke (and why he's just telling his story now), flying with hypoxia in Iraq, and the infamous "Sky Penis."
To support local Dallas area Veterans click this link: https://www.patreon.com/user?u=51617780&fan_landing=true

Keep it DysfunctionalStiffy & Dirty*************************Show note links:Check out Nate here ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hr4jszOuBe0 ) and here ( https://militaryhallofhonor.com/honoree-record.php?id=229603 )Nate's current squadron VAQ136 ( https://g.co/kgs/osaSif )Dirty & Nate's former squadron VAQ135 ( https://g.co/kgs/tYxqES )A4 Aircraft ( https://g.co/kgs/o8cAHF )T2 Aircraft ( https://g.co/kgs/PwQHwz )Infamous " Sky Penis ( https://www.navytimes.com/news/your-navy/2019/05/14/the-navys-probe-into-sky-penis/ ) " Navy TimesBourne Warrior Apparel ( https://bornewarriorapparel.com/ )Til Valhalla Project ApparelG-Suit ( http://www.oiresource.com/basics.htm )**We apologize for the spotty audio. Nate lives in a cave in Washington State.

]]> Clear Right Productions 4ab03c12-ab37-459e-a611-d8b7014178fc Sat, 17 Apr 2021 01:00:00 -0400 3978 1 5 full false Ep 4 - Rhobo, Fascinating Mishaps, Astronauts and Hidden Gems Ep 4 - Rhobo, Fascinating Mishaps, Astronauts and Hidden Gems We chat with Rhobo, a former hippie, turned F/A-18 pilot, turned Osprey pilot, and how to successfully jump off the Golden Brick Road.Rhobo chats about the weird transition from being a Hornet pilot, FAC and finally transitioning to the Osprey.Also, we chat about the Navy & Marine Corps fitness tests and how they differ. Weird places the military gets their food. Is it actually food? Who really knows?Are there really Carrier Gangs? We find out on this episode.

To support our local veterans please click the link: https://www.patreon.com/user?u=51617780&fan_landing=true
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]]> We chat with Rhobo, a former hippie, turned F/A-18 pilot, turned Osprey pilot, and how to successfully jump off the Golden Brick Road.Rhobo chats about the weird transition from being a Hornet pilot, FAC and finally transitioning to the Osprey.Also, we chat about the Navy & Marine Corps fitness tests and how they differ. Weird places the military gets their food. Is it actually food? Who really knows?Are there really Carrier Gangs? We find out on this episode.

To support our local veterans please click the link: https://www.patreon.com/user?u=51617780&fan_landing=true
Keep it dysfunctionalStiffy & Dirty***********************USS O'Bannon ( https://g.co/kgs/SUPw6M ) factsV-22 Osprey ( https://g.co/kgs/f4QDJJ ) factsF/A 18 Hornet ( https://g.co/kgs/n4kYg8 ) factsCH-46 Sea Knight ( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boeing_Vertol_CH-46_Sea_Knight ) factsCH-53 Sea Stallion ( https://g.co/kgs/NqSU1b ) factsModern Marvels " 29 Palms ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5x8TcPS-yTI ) " EpisodeUSMC Combat Fit Test ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYLwW_qWBLE ) EpisodeNaval Aviation Schools Command ( http://docshare01.docshare.tips/files/22698/226985214.pdf ) (API)F-18 North Island Mishap Article ( https://products.kitsapsun.com/archive/2005/08-05/61232_premier_navy_hornet_fighter_stun.html )Nimitz Class Aircraft Carrier ( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Nimitz )

]]> Clear Right Productions 69f77978-4355-4968-945a-88592b38af23 Sun, 04 Apr 2021 00:59:00 -0400 4303 1 4 full false Ep 3. E2C Hawkeye tactics you've never heard of, Cow Tipping Pro Tips, Cat Shots and What NOT to say to your CO Ep 3. E2C Hawkeye tactics you've never heard of, Cow Tipping Pro Tips, Cat Shots and What NOT to say to your CO Episode 3In today's episode, we chat with Bug, a Wiley Southern Gem, who takes us on his epic career path from Enlisted Maintainer, to CO of his very own Squadron. We also give you our Pro Tip of the Day, honor an amazing veteran, get back to beards somehow, and most importantly, find out about E2C Hawkeye experimental tactics, that may, or may not be, true. Can an F/A-18 be converted into a Hawkeye platform? We find out in this episode.Keep it DysfunctionalStiffy, Dirty and Bug****************************We want to hear YOUR stories. If you're a dysfunctional Veteran, email us at TheDVsPodcast@gmail.comDonations from our Patreon Page will be going to worthy Veteran causes in the Dallas, Texas area. To support the show and our local Veterans, please go to our patreon page right HERE ( https://www.patreon.com/user?u=51617780&fan_landing=true ).If you like spirits in the form of Whiskey, click HERE ( http://www.oldlinespirits.com )If you like awesome shirts, click HERE ( https://bornewarriorapparel.com )

]]> Episode 3In today's episode, we chat with Bug, a Wiley Southern Gem, who takes us on his epic career path from Enlisted Maintainer, to CO of his very own Squadron. We also give you our Pro Tip of the Day, honor an amazing veteran, get back to beards somehow, and most importantly, find out about E2C Hawkeye experimental tactics, that may, or may not be, true. Can an F/A-18 be converted into a Hawkeye platform? We find out in this episode.Keep it DysfunctionalStiffy, Dirty and Bug****************************We want to hear YOUR stories. If you're a dysfunctional Veteran, email us at TheDVsPodcast@gmail.comDonations from our Patreon Page will be going to worthy Veteran causes in the Dallas, Texas area. To support the show and our local Veterans, please go to our patreon page right HERE ( https://www.patreon.com/user?u=51617780&fan_landing=true ).If you like spirits in the form of Whiskey, click HERE ( http://www.oldlinespirits.com )If you like awesome shirts, click HERE ( https://bornewarriorapparel.com )

]]> Clear Right Productions 119c5a10-c840-42f1-964d-6cbfd9bbc065 Sun, 21 Mar 2021 12:00:00 -0400 4015 1 3 full true Episode 2 - Area 51, German Aliens, Space Force, and Bourbon Episode 2 - Area 51, German Aliens, Space Force, and Bourbon Mar 7, 2021 - In today's episode, we chat with Little Bear, a retired Air Force Space Ranger.  We hear about his adventures at Area 51, meeting little green men, flying space junk, running half marathons, Space Cadets, and his home made bar.**Stay Dysfunctional PeepsDirty & StiffyWe'd love to hear YOUR stories.  Send your stories and thoughts or questions to ourEMAIL: theDVsPodcast@gmail.comHelp us support other Veterans in the Dallas area at ourPATREON PAGE: Dysfunctional Veterans Podcast at https://www.patreon.com/user?u=51617780&fan_landing=true

Follow us on INSTAGRAM: DysfunctionalVeteransPodcast ( https://www.instagram.com/dysfunctionalveteranspodcast/ )**********Meet our friends at:Old Line Spirits( http://www.oldlinespirits.com ) Borne Warrior Apparel ( https://bornewarriorapparel.com )Veterans Referring Veterans ( https://www.instagram.com/veteransreferringveterans/?hl=en )Our Calling Mission Dallas ( https://www.ourcalling.org/what-we-do/ )The Wells Report ( https://usaradio.com/show/the-wells-report/ )

]]> Mar 7, 2021 - In today's episode, we chat with Little Bear, a retired Air Force Space Ranger.  We hear about his adventures at Area 51, meeting little green men, flying space junk, running half marathons, Space Cadets, and his home made bar.**Stay Dysfunctional PeepsDirty & StiffyWe'd love to hear YOUR stories.  Send your stories and thoughts or questions to ourEMAIL: theDVsPodcast@gmail.comHelp us support other Veterans in the Dallas area at ourPATREON PAGE: Dysfunctional Veterans Podcast at https://www.patreon.com/user?u=51617780&fan_landing=true

Follow us on INSTAGRAM: DysfunctionalVeteransPodcast ( https://www.instagram.com/dysfunctionalveteranspodcast/ )**********Meet our friends at:Old Line Spirits( http://www.oldlinespirits.com ) Borne Warrior Apparel ( https://bornewarriorapparel.com )Veterans Referring Veterans ( https://www.instagram.com/veteransreferringveterans/?hl=en )Our Calling Mission Dallas ( https://www.ourcalling.org/what-we-do/ )The Wells Report ( https://usaradio.com/show/the-wells-report/ )

]]> Clear Right Productions Buzzsprout-8096244 Sun, 07 Mar 2021 21:00:00 -0500 3476 1 2 full false Episode 1 - Get to know us, coffee, beards, etc. Episode 1 - Get to know us, coffee, beards, etc. Welcome to the Dysfunctional Veterans Podcast with Dirty and Stiffy.  We are retired Navy Aviators and we hope you come along with our adventure in podcasting!Today, you'll be able to meet us and hear a little about our military experiences.If you like the podcast, please give us a 5 star review, so we can reach more people.We will be donating a portion of whatever we receive from our *Patreon Page* (Below) to support Veterans in need. https://www.patreon.com/user?u=51617780&fan_landing=true

*email* us with questions or interesting facts at TheDVsPodcast@gmail.com*Instagram* at DysfunctionalVeteransPodcastSpecial thanks to Jon David Wells from the Wells Report.  Find him live on Facebook at TheWellsReport.Stay dysfunctional peepsD&S

]]> Welcome to the Dysfunctional Veterans Podcast with Dirty and Stiffy.  We are retired Navy Aviators and we hope you come along with our adventure in podcasting!Today, you'll be able to meet us and hear a little about our military experiences.If you like the podcast, please give us a 5 star review, so we can reach more people.We will be donating a portion of whatever we receive from our *Patreon Page* (Below) to support Veterans in need. https://www.patreon.com/user?u=51617780&fan_landing=true

*email* us with questions or interesting facts at TheDVsPodcast@gmail.com*Instagram* at DysfunctionalVeteransPodcastSpecial thanks to Jon David Wells from the Wells Report.  Find him live on Facebook at TheWellsReport.Stay dysfunctional peepsD&S

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