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    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Its hold on me is finally dissipating, and my life will be mine again. Thank you.    === Credits === Produced by Halfwit Podcasts ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ).  Written by Matt Spaziani ( https://vocal.media/authors/matt-spaziani ).  Vernon Wright is voiced by Jonathan Swenson ( https://www.jgswenson.com ).  Based on the journal role-playing game "The Machine" by Adira &amp; Fen Slattery ( https://adira.itch.io/the-machine ).     Music and sound effects used with Zapsplat Gol...]]></itunes:summary>
    <description><![CDATA[<p>Its hold on me is finally dissipating, and my life will be mine again. Thank you. <br/><br/> === Credits ===<br/>Produced by Halfwit Podcasts ( <a href='https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com'>https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com</a> ). <br/>Written by Matt Spaziani ( <a href='https://vocal.media/authors/matt-spaziani'>https://vocal.media/authors/matt-spaziani</a> ). <br/>Vernon Wright is voiced by Jonathan Swenson ( <a href='https://www.jgswenson.com'>https://www.jgswenson.com</a> ). <br/>Based on the journal role-playing game &quot;The Machine&quot; by Adira &amp; Fen Slattery ( <a href='https://adira.itch.io/the-machine'>https://adira.itch.io/the-machine</a> ).  <br/><br/> Music and sound effects used with Zapsplat Gold, and Ghosthack Music licenses. </p><p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/twilio/text_messages/1613659/open_sms">Send a text</a></p><p><a rel="payment" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/1613659/support">Support the show</a></p>]]></description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Its hold on me is finally dissipating, and my life will be mine again. Thank you. <br/><br/> === Credits ===<br/>Produced by Halfwit Podcasts ( <a href='https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com'>https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com</a> ). <br/>Written by Matt Spaziani ( <a href='https://vocal.media/authors/matt-spaziani'>https://vocal.media/authors/matt-spaziani</a> ). <br/>Vernon Wright is voiced by Jonathan Swenson ( <a href='https://www.jgswenson.com'>https://www.jgswenson.com</a> ). <br/>Based on the journal role-playing game &quot;The Machine&quot; by Adira &amp; Fen Slattery ( <a href='https://adira.itch.io/the-machine'>https://adira.itch.io/the-machine</a> ).  <br/><br/> Music and sound effects used with Zapsplat Gold, and Ghosthack Music licenses. </p><p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/twilio/text_messages/1613659/open_sms">Send a text</a></p><p><a rel="payment" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/1613659/support">Support the show</a></p>]]></content:encoded>
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    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Behold the empty husk I've made myself. I still can’t look my saviors in the eye.  === Credits === Produced by Halfwit Podcasts ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ).  Written by Matt Spaziani ( https://vocal.media/authors/matt-spaziani ).  Vernon Wright is voiced by Jonathan Swenson ( https://www.jgswenson.com ).  Based on the journal role-playing game "The Machine" by Adira &amp; Fen Slattery ( https://adira.itch.io/the-machine ).     Music and sound effects used with Zapsplat Gold, and ...]]></itunes:summary>
    <description><![CDATA[<p>Behold the empty husk I&apos;ve made myself. I still can’t look my saviors in the eye.<br/><br/>=== Credits ===<br/>Produced by Halfwit Podcasts ( <a href='https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com'>https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com</a> ). <br/>Written by Matt Spaziani ( <a href='https://vocal.media/authors/matt-spaziani'>https://vocal.media/authors/matt-spaziani</a> ). <br/>Vernon Wright is voiced by Jonathan Swenson ( <a href='https://www.jgswenson.com'>https://www.jgswenson.com</a> ). <br/>Based on the journal role-playing game &quot;The Machine&quot; by Adira &amp; Fen Slattery ( <a href='https://adira.itch.io/the-machine'>https://adira.itch.io/the-machine</a> ).  <br/><br/> Music and sound effects used with Zapsplat Gold, and Ghosthack Music licenses.  </p><p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/twilio/text_messages/1613659/open_sms">Send a text</a></p><p><a rel="payment" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/1613659/support">Support the show</a></p>]]></description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Behold the empty husk I&apos;ve made myself. I still can’t look my saviors in the eye.<br/><br/>=== Credits ===<br/>Produced by Halfwit Podcasts ( <a href='https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com'>https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com</a> ). <br/>Written by Matt Spaziani ( <a href='https://vocal.media/authors/matt-spaziani'>https://vocal.media/authors/matt-spaziani</a> ). <br/>Vernon Wright is voiced by Jonathan Swenson ( <a href='https://www.jgswenson.com'>https://www.jgswenson.com</a> ). <br/>Based on the journal role-playing game &quot;The Machine&quot; by Adira &amp; Fen Slattery ( <a href='https://adira.itch.io/the-machine'>https://adira.itch.io/the-machine</a> ).  <br/><br/> Music and sound effects used with Zapsplat Gold, and Ghosthack Music licenses.  </p><p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/twilio/text_messages/1613659/open_sms">Send a text</a></p><p><a rel="payment" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/1613659/support">Support the show</a></p>]]></content:encoded>
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    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Never knows best…   === Credits === Produced by Halfwit Podcasts ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ).  Written by Matt Spaziani ( https://vocal.media/authors/matt-spaziani ).  Vernon Wright is voiced by Jonathan Swenson ( https://www.jgswenson.com ).  Based on the journal role-playing game "The Machine" by Adira &amp; Fen Slattery ( https://adira.itch.io/the-machine ).     Music and sound effects used with Zapsplat Gold, and Ghosthack Music licenses.     Send a text S...]]></itunes:summary>
    <description><![CDATA[<p>Never knows best…<br/><br/> === Credits ===<br/>Produced by Halfwit Podcasts ( <a href='https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com'>https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com</a> ). <br/>Written by Matt Spaziani ( <a href='https://vocal.media/authors/matt-spaziani'>https://vocal.media/authors/matt-spaziani</a> ). <br/>Vernon Wright is voiced by Jonathan Swenson ( <a href='https://www.jgswenson.com'>https://www.jgswenson.com</a> ). <br/>Based on the journal role-playing game &quot;The Machine&quot; by Adira &amp; Fen Slattery ( <a href='https://adira.itch.io/the-machine'>https://adira.itch.io/the-machine</a> ).  <br/><br/> Music and sound effects used with Zapsplat Gold, and Ghosthack Music licenses.    </p><p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/twilio/text_messages/1613659/open_sms">Send a text</a></p><p><a rel="payment" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/1613659/support">Support the show</a></p>]]></description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Never knows best…<br/><br/> === Credits ===<br/>Produced by Halfwit Podcasts ( <a href='https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com'>https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com</a> ). <br/>Written by Matt Spaziani ( <a href='https://vocal.media/authors/matt-spaziani'>https://vocal.media/authors/matt-spaziani</a> ). <br/>Vernon Wright is voiced by Jonathan Swenson ( <a href='https://www.jgswenson.com'>https://www.jgswenson.com</a> ). <br/>Based on the journal role-playing game &quot;The Machine&quot; by Adira &amp; Fen Slattery ( <a href='https://adira.itch.io/the-machine'>https://adira.itch.io/the-machine</a> ).  <br/><br/> Music and sound effects used with Zapsplat Gold, and Ghosthack Music licenses.    </p><p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/twilio/text_messages/1613659/open_sms">Send a text</a></p><p><a rel="payment" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/1613659/support">Support the show</a></p>]]></content:encoded>
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    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Will I ever be truly free from the mundane?    === Credits === Produced by Halfwit Podcasts ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ).  Written by Matt Spaziani ( https://vocal.media/authors/matt-spaziani ).  Vernon Wright is voiced by Jonathan Swenson ( https://www.jgswenson.com ).  Based on the journal role-playing game "The Machine" by Adira &amp; Fen Slattery ( https://adira.itch.io/the-machine ).     Music and sound effects used with Zapsplat Gold, and Ghosthack Music licenses. ...]]></itunes:summary>
    <description><![CDATA[<p>Will I ever be truly free from the mundane? <br/><br/> === Credits ===<br/>Produced by Halfwit Podcasts ( <a href='https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com'>https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com</a> ). <br/>Written by Matt Spaziani ( <a href='https://vocal.media/authors/matt-spaziani'>https://vocal.media/authors/matt-spaziani</a> ). <br/>Vernon Wright is voiced by Jonathan Swenson ( <a href='https://www.jgswenson.com'>https://www.jgswenson.com</a> ). <br/>Based on the journal role-playing game &quot;The Machine&quot; by Adira &amp; Fen Slattery ( <a href='https://adira.itch.io/the-machine'>https://adira.itch.io/the-machine</a> ).  <br/><br/> Music and sound effects used with Zapsplat Gold, and Ghosthack Music licenses.   </p><p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/twilio/text_messages/1613659/open_sms">Send a text</a></p><p><a rel="payment" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/1613659/support">Support the show</a></p>]]></description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Will I ever be truly free from the mundane? <br/><br/> === Credits ===<br/>Produced by Halfwit Podcasts ( <a href='https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com'>https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com</a> ). <br/>Written by Matt Spaziani ( <a href='https://vocal.media/authors/matt-spaziani'>https://vocal.media/authors/matt-spaziani</a> ). <br/>Vernon Wright is voiced by Jonathan Swenson ( <a href='https://www.jgswenson.com'>https://www.jgswenson.com</a> ). <br/>Based on the journal role-playing game &quot;The Machine&quot; by Adira &amp; Fen Slattery ( <a href='https://adira.itch.io/the-machine'>https://adira.itch.io/the-machine</a> ).  <br/><br/> Music and sound effects used with Zapsplat Gold, and Ghosthack Music licenses.   </p><p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/twilio/text_messages/1613659/open_sms">Send a text</a></p><p><a rel="payment" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/1613659/support">Support the show</a></p>]]></content:encoded>
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    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We are going back to the basics and it honestly feels right.   === Credits === Produced by Halfwit Podcasts ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ).  Written by Matt Spaziani ( https://vocal.media/authors/matt-spaziani ).  Vernon Wright is voiced by Jonathan Swenson ( https://www.jgswenson.com ).  Based on the journal role-playing game "The Machine" by Adira &amp; Fen Slattery ( https://adira.itch.io/the-machine ).     Music and sound effects used with Zapsplat Gold, and Ghosthack Music...]]></itunes:summary>
    <description><![CDATA[<p>We are going back to the basics and it honestly feels right.<br/><br/> === Credits ===<br/>Produced by Halfwit Podcasts ( <a href='https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com'>https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com</a> ). <br/>Written by Matt Spaziani ( <a href='https://vocal.media/authors/matt-spaziani'>https://vocal.media/authors/matt-spaziani</a> ). <br/>Vernon Wright is voiced by Jonathan Swenson ( <a href='https://www.jgswenson.com'>https://www.jgswenson.com</a> ). <br/>Based on the journal role-playing game &quot;The Machine&quot; by Adira &amp; Fen Slattery ( <a href='https://adira.itch.io/the-machine'>https://adira.itch.io/the-machine</a> ).  <br/><br/> Music and sound effects used with Zapsplat Gold, and Ghosthack Music licenses.  </p><p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/twilio/text_messages/1613659/open_sms">Send a text</a></p><p><a rel="payment" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/1613659/support">Support the show</a></p>]]></description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We are going back to the basics and it honestly feels right.<br/><br/> === Credits ===<br/>Produced by Halfwit Podcasts ( <a href='https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com'>https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com</a> ). <br/>Written by Matt Spaziani ( <a href='https://vocal.media/authors/matt-spaziani'>https://vocal.media/authors/matt-spaziani</a> ). <br/>Vernon Wright is voiced by Jonathan Swenson ( <a href='https://www.jgswenson.com'>https://www.jgswenson.com</a> ). <br/>Based on the journal role-playing game &quot;The Machine&quot; by Adira &amp; Fen Slattery ( <a href='https://adira.itch.io/the-machine'>https://adira.itch.io/the-machine</a> ).  <br/><br/> Music and sound effects used with Zapsplat Gold, and Ghosthack Music licenses.  </p><p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/twilio/text_messages/1613659/open_sms">Send a text</a></p><p><a rel="payment" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/1613659/support">Support the show</a></p>]]></content:encoded>
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    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[That job, that friend, that degree, that family, that… life… it was never my purpose.   === Credits === Produced by Halfwit Podcasts ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ).  Written by Matt Spaziani ( https://vocal.media/authors/matt-spaziani ).  Vernon Wright is voiced by Jonathan Swenson ( https://www.jgswenson.com ).  Based on the journal role-playing game "The Machine" by Adira &amp; Fen Slattery ( https://adira.itch.io/the-machine ).     Music and sound effects used with Zaps...]]></itunes:summary>
    <description><![CDATA[<p>That job, that friend, that degree, that family, that… life… it was never my purpose.<br/><br/> === Credits ===<br/>Produced by Halfwit Podcasts ( <a href='https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com'>https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com</a> ). <br/>Written by Matt Spaziani ( <a href='https://vocal.media/authors/matt-spaziani'>https://vocal.media/authors/matt-spaziani</a> ). <br/>Vernon Wright is voiced by Jonathan Swenson ( <a href='https://www.jgswenson.com'>https://www.jgswenson.com</a> ). <br/>Based on the journal role-playing game &quot;The Machine&quot; by Adira &amp; Fen Slattery ( <a href='https://adira.itch.io/the-machine'>https://adira.itch.io/the-machine</a> ).  <br/> <br/>Music and sound effects used with Zapsplat Gold, and Ghosthack Music licenses.  </p><p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/twilio/text_messages/1613659/open_sms">Send a text</a></p><p><a rel="payment" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/1613659/support">Support the show</a></p>]]></description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That job, that friend, that degree, that family, that… life… it was never my purpose.<br/><br/> === Credits ===<br/>Produced by Halfwit Podcasts ( <a href='https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com'>https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com</a> ). <br/>Written by Matt Spaziani ( <a href='https://vocal.media/authors/matt-spaziani'>https://vocal.media/authors/matt-spaziani</a> ). <br/>Vernon Wright is voiced by Jonathan Swenson ( <a href='https://www.jgswenson.com'>https://www.jgswenson.com</a> ). <br/>Based on the journal role-playing game &quot;The Machine&quot; by Adira &amp; Fen Slattery ( <a href='https://adira.itch.io/the-machine'>https://adira.itch.io/the-machine</a> ).  <br/> <br/>Music and sound effects used with Zapsplat Gold, and Ghosthack Music licenses.  </p><p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/twilio/text_messages/1613659/open_sms">Send a text</a></p><p><a rel="payment" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/1613659/support">Support the show</a></p>]]></content:encoded>
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    <itunes:title>Vernon Wright - October 29th, 2008</itunes:title>
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    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Certainty is the only thing that’s uncertain… or do I have that backwards?   === Credits === Produced by Halfwit Podcasts ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ).  Written by Matt Spaziani ( https://vocal.media/authors/matt-spaziani ).  Vernon Wright is voiced by Jonathan Swenson ( https://www.jgswenson.com ).  Based on the journal role-playing game "The Machine" by Adira &amp; Fen Slattery ( https://adira.itch.io/the-machine ).     Music and sound effects used with Zapsplat Gold, and G...]]></itunes:summary>
    <description><![CDATA[<p>Certainty is the only thing that’s uncertain… or do I have that backwards?<br/><br/> === Credits ===<br/>Produced by Halfwit Podcasts ( <a href='https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com'>https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com</a> ). <br/>Written by Matt Spaziani ( <a href='https://vocal.media/authors/matt-spaziani'>https://vocal.media/authors/matt-spaziani</a> ). <br/>Vernon Wright is voiced by Jonathan Swenson ( <a href='https://www.jgswenson.com'>https://www.jgswenson.com</a> ). <br/>Based on the journal role-playing game &quot;The Machine&quot; by Adira &amp; Fen Slattery ( <a href='https://adira.itch.io/the-machine'>https://adira.itch.io/the-machine</a> ).  <br/><br/> Music and sound effects used with Zapsplat Gold, and Ghosthack Music licenses.  </p><p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/twilio/text_messages/1613659/open_sms">Send a text</a></p><p><a rel="payment" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/1613659/support">Support the show</a></p>]]></description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Certainty is the only thing that’s uncertain… or do I have that backwards?<br/><br/> === Credits ===<br/>Produced by Halfwit Podcasts ( <a href='https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com'>https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com</a> ). <br/>Written by Matt Spaziani ( <a href='https://vocal.media/authors/matt-spaziani'>https://vocal.media/authors/matt-spaziani</a> ). <br/>Vernon Wright is voiced by Jonathan Swenson ( <a href='https://www.jgswenson.com'>https://www.jgswenson.com</a> ). <br/>Based on the journal role-playing game &quot;The Machine&quot; by Adira &amp; Fen Slattery ( <a href='https://adira.itch.io/the-machine'>https://adira.itch.io/the-machine</a> ).  <br/><br/> Music and sound effects used with Zapsplat Gold, and Ghosthack Music licenses.  </p><p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/twilio/text_messages/1613659/open_sms">Send a text</a></p><p><a rel="payment" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/1613659/support">Support the show</a></p>]]></content:encoded>
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    <itunes:title>Vernon Wright - October 28th, 2008</itunes:title>
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    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Awful is a funny word meaning both extreme unpleasantness as well as commanding attention. Something to get away from, but you are paralyzed to do so.   === Credits === Produced by Halfwit Podcasts ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ).  Written by Matt Spaziani ( https://vocal.media/authors/matt-spaziani ).  Vernon Wright is voiced by Jonathan Swenson ( https://www.jgswenson.com ).  Based on the journal role-playing game "The Machine" by Adira &amp; Fen Slattery ( https://adira.itch.io/th...]]></itunes:summary>
    <description><![CDATA[<p>Awful is a funny word meaning both extreme unpleasantness as well as commanding attention. Something to get away from, but you are paralyzed to do so.<br/><br/> === Credits ===<br/>Produced by Halfwit Podcasts ( <a href='https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com'>https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com</a> ). <br/>Written by Matt Spaziani ( <a href='https://vocal.media/authors/matt-spaziani'>https://vocal.media/authors/matt-spaziani</a> ). <br/>Vernon Wright is voiced by Jonathan Swenson ( <a href='https://www.jgswenson.com'>https://www.jgswenson.com</a> ). <br/>Based on the journal role-playing game &quot;The Machine&quot; by Adira &amp; Fen Slattery ( <a href='https://adira.itch.io/the-machine'>https://adira.itch.io/the-machine</a> ).  <br/><br/> Music and sound effects used with Zapsplat Gold, and Ghosthack Music licenses.  </p><p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/twilio/text_messages/1613659/open_sms">Send a text</a></p><p><a rel="payment" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/1613659/support">Support the show</a></p>]]></description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Awful is a funny word meaning both extreme unpleasantness as well as commanding attention. Something to get away from, but you are paralyzed to do so.<br/><br/> === Credits ===<br/>Produced by Halfwit Podcasts ( <a href='https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com'>https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com</a> ). <br/>Written by Matt Spaziani ( <a href='https://vocal.media/authors/matt-spaziani'>https://vocal.media/authors/matt-spaziani</a> ). <br/>Vernon Wright is voiced by Jonathan Swenson ( <a href='https://www.jgswenson.com'>https://www.jgswenson.com</a> ). <br/>Based on the journal role-playing game &quot;The Machine&quot; by Adira &amp; Fen Slattery ( <a href='https://adira.itch.io/the-machine'>https://adira.itch.io/the-machine</a> ).  <br/><br/> Music and sound effects used with Zapsplat Gold, and Ghosthack Music licenses.  </p><p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/twilio/text_messages/1613659/open_sms">Send a text</a></p><p><a rel="payment" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/1613659/support">Support the show</a></p>]]></content:encoded>
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    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[The internet has made me feel so close to everything and so far from everyone.   === Credits === Produced by Halfwit Podcasts ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ).  Written by Matt Spaziani ( https://vocal.media/authors/matt-spaziani ).  Vernon Wright is voiced by Jonathan Swenson ( https://www.jgswenson.com ).  Based on the journal role-playing game "The Machine" by Adira &amp; Fen Slattery ( https://adira.itch.io/the-machine ).     Music and sound effects used with Zapsplat Gold, a...]]></itunes:summary>
    <description><![CDATA[<p>The internet has made me feel so close to everything and so far from everyone.<br/><br/> === Credits ===<br/>Produced by Halfwit Podcasts ( <a href='https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com'>https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com</a> ). <br/>Written by Matt Spaziani ( <a href='https://vocal.media/authors/matt-spaziani'>https://vocal.media/authors/matt-spaziani</a> ). <br/>Vernon Wright is voiced by Jonathan Swenson ( <a href='https://www.jgswenson.com'>https://www.jgswenson.com</a> ). <br/>Based on the journal role-playing game &quot;The Machine&quot; by Adira &amp; Fen Slattery ( <a href='https://adira.itch.io/the-machine'>https://adira.itch.io/the-machine</a> ).  <br/><br/> Music and sound effects used with Zapsplat Gold, and Ghosthack Music licenses.  </p><p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/twilio/text_messages/1613659/open_sms">Send a text</a></p><p><a rel="payment" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/1613659/support">Support the show</a></p>]]></description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The internet has made me feel so close to everything and so far from everyone.<br/><br/> === Credits ===<br/>Produced by Halfwit Podcasts ( <a href='https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com'>https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com</a> ). <br/>Written by Matt Spaziani ( <a href='https://vocal.media/authors/matt-spaziani'>https://vocal.media/authors/matt-spaziani</a> ). <br/>Vernon Wright is voiced by Jonathan Swenson ( <a href='https://www.jgswenson.com'>https://www.jgswenson.com</a> ). <br/>Based on the journal role-playing game &quot;The Machine&quot; by Adira &amp; Fen Slattery ( <a href='https://adira.itch.io/the-machine'>https://adira.itch.io/the-machine</a> ).  <br/><br/> Music and sound effects used with Zapsplat Gold, and Ghosthack Music licenses.  </p><p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/twilio/text_messages/1613659/open_sms">Send a text</a></p><p><a rel="payment" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/1613659/support">Support the show</a></p>]]></content:encoded>
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    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Now I’m realizing I could be part of the problem, but is it too late?   === Credits === Produced by Halfwit Podcasts ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ).  Written by Matt Spaziani ( https://vocal.media/authors/matt-spaziani ).  Vernon Wright is voiced by Jonathan Swenson ( https://www.jgswenson.com ).  Based on the journal role-playing game "The Machine" by Adira &amp; Fen Slattery ( https://adira.itch.io/the-machine ).     Music and sound effects used with Zapsplat Gold, and G...]]></itunes:summary>
    <description><![CDATA[<p>Now I’m realizing I could be part of the problem, but is it too late?<br/><br/> === Credits ===<br/>Produced by Halfwit Podcasts ( <a href='https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com'>https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com</a> ). <br/>Written by Matt Spaziani ( <a href='https://vocal.media/authors/matt-spaziani'>https://vocal.media/authors/matt-spaziani</a> ). <br/>Vernon Wright is voiced by Jonathan Swenson ( <a href='https://www.jgswenson.com'>https://www.jgswenson.com</a> ). <br/>Based on the journal role-playing game &quot;The Machine&quot; by Adira &amp; Fen Slattery ( <a href='https://adira.itch.io/the-machine'>https://adira.itch.io/the-machine</a> ).  <br/> <br/>Music and sound effects used with Zapsplat Gold, and Ghosthack Music licenses.  </p><p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/twilio/text_messages/1613659/open_sms">Send a text</a></p><p><a rel="payment" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/1613659/support">Support the show</a></p>]]></description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Now I’m realizing I could be part of the problem, but is it too late?<br/><br/> === Credits ===<br/>Produced by Halfwit Podcasts ( <a href='https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com'>https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com</a> ). <br/>Written by Matt Spaziani ( <a href='https://vocal.media/authors/matt-spaziani'>https://vocal.media/authors/matt-spaziani</a> ). <br/>Vernon Wright is voiced by Jonathan Swenson ( <a href='https://www.jgswenson.com'>https://www.jgswenson.com</a> ). <br/>Based on the journal role-playing game &quot;The Machine&quot; by Adira &amp; Fen Slattery ( <a href='https://adira.itch.io/the-machine'>https://adira.itch.io/the-machine</a> ).  <br/> <br/>Music and sound effects used with Zapsplat Gold, and Ghosthack Music licenses.  </p><p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/twilio/text_messages/1613659/open_sms">Send a text</a></p><p><a rel="payment" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/1613659/support">Support the show</a></p>]]></content:encoded>
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    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Is there anyone who cares about me…   === Credits === Produced by Halfwit Podcasts ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ).  Written by Matt Spaziani ( https://vocal.media/authors/matt-spaziani ).  Vernon Wright is voiced by Jonathan Swenson ( https://www.jgswenson.com ).  Based on the journal role-playing game "The Machine" by Adira &amp; Fen Slattery ( https://adira.itch.io/the-machine ).     Music and sound effects used with Zapsplat Gold, and Ghosthack Music licenses.   Se...]]></itunes:summary>
    <description><![CDATA[<p>Is there anyone who cares about me…<br/><br/> === Credits ===<br/>Produced by Halfwit Podcasts ( <a href='https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com'>https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com</a> ). <br/>Written by Matt Spaziani ( <a href='https://vocal.media/authors/matt-spaziani'>https://vocal.media/authors/matt-spaziani</a> ). <br/>Vernon Wright is voiced by Jonathan Swenson ( <a href='https://www.jgswenson.com'>https://www.jgswenson.com</a> ). <br/>Based on the journal role-playing game &quot;The Machine&quot; by Adira &amp; Fen Slattery ( <a href='https://adira.itch.io/the-machine'>https://adira.itch.io/the-machine</a> ).  <br/> <br/>Music and sound effects used with Zapsplat Gold, and Ghosthack Music licenses.  </p><p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/twilio/text_messages/1613659/open_sms">Send a text</a></p><p><a rel="payment" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/1613659/support">Support the show</a></p>]]></description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Is there anyone who cares about me…<br/><br/> === Credits ===<br/>Produced by Halfwit Podcasts ( <a href='https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com'>https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com</a> ). <br/>Written by Matt Spaziani ( <a href='https://vocal.media/authors/matt-spaziani'>https://vocal.media/authors/matt-spaziani</a> ). <br/>Vernon Wright is voiced by Jonathan Swenson ( <a href='https://www.jgswenson.com'>https://www.jgswenson.com</a> ). <br/>Based on the journal role-playing game &quot;The Machine&quot; by Adira &amp; Fen Slattery ( <a href='https://adira.itch.io/the-machine'>https://adira.itch.io/the-machine</a> ).  <br/> <br/>Music and sound effects used with Zapsplat Gold, and Ghosthack Music licenses.  </p><p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/twilio/text_messages/1613659/open_sms">Send a text</a></p><p><a rel="payment" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/1613659/support">Support the show</a></p>]]></content:encoded>
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    <title>Vernon Wright - October 19th, 2008</title>
    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Mind Trap was the go to game as a kid when the power went out, so you’d think I’d be further along with this mystery box by now.   === Credits === Produced by Halfwit Podcasts ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ).  Written by Matt Spaziani ( https://vocal.media/authors/matt-spaziani ).  Vernon Wright is voiced by Jonathan Swenson ( https://www.jgswenson.com ).  Based on the journal role-playing game "The Machine" by Adira &amp; Fen Slattery ( https://adira.itch.io/the-machine ).   &n...]]></itunes:summary>
    <description><![CDATA[<p>Mind<b> </b>Trap was the go to game as a kid when the power went out, so you’d think I’d be further along with this mystery box by now.<br/><br/> === Credits ===<br/>Produced by Halfwit Podcasts ( <a href='https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com'>https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com</a> ). <br/>Written by Matt Spaziani ( <a href='https://vocal.media/authors/matt-spaziani'>https://vocal.media/authors/matt-spaziani</a> ). <br/>Vernon Wright is voiced by Jonathan Swenson ( <a href='https://www.jgswenson.com'>https://www.jgswenson.com</a> ). <br/>Based on the journal role-playing game &quot;The Machine&quot; by Adira &amp; Fen Slattery ( <a href='https://adira.itch.io/the-machine'>https://adira.itch.io/the-machine</a> ).  <br/> <br/>Music and sound effects used with Zapsplat Gold, and Ghosthack Music licenses.  </p><p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/twilio/text_messages/1613659/open_sms">Send a text</a></p><p><a rel="payment" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/1613659/support">Support the show</a></p>]]></description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Mind<b> </b>Trap was the go to game as a kid when the power went out, so you’d think I’d be further along with this mystery box by now.<br/><br/> === Credits ===<br/>Produced by Halfwit Podcasts ( <a href='https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com'>https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com</a> ). <br/>Written by Matt Spaziani ( <a href='https://vocal.media/authors/matt-spaziani'>https://vocal.media/authors/matt-spaziani</a> ). <br/>Vernon Wright is voiced by Jonathan Swenson ( <a href='https://www.jgswenson.com'>https://www.jgswenson.com</a> ). <br/>Based on the journal role-playing game &quot;The Machine&quot; by Adira &amp; Fen Slattery ( <a href='https://adira.itch.io/the-machine'>https://adira.itch.io/the-machine</a> ).  <br/> <br/>Music and sound effects used with Zapsplat Gold, and Ghosthack Music licenses.  </p><p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/twilio/text_messages/1613659/open_sms">Send a text</a></p><p><a rel="payment" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/1613659/support">Support the show</a></p>]]></content:encoded>
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    <itunes:title>Vernon Wright - October 16th, 2008</itunes:title>
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    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[My first pet was a Triop from those kits at the science museum.   === Credits === Produced by Halfwit Podcasts ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ).  Written by Matt Spaziani ( https://vocal.media/authors/matt-spaziani ).  Vernon Wright is voiced by Jonathan Swenson ( https://www.jgswenson.com ).  Based on the journal role-playing game "The Machine" by Adira &amp; Fen Slattery ( https://adira.itch.io/the-machine ).     Music and sound effects used with Zapsplat Gold, and Ghosthack Mu...]]></itunes:summary>
    <description><![CDATA[<p>My first pet was a Triop from those kits at the science museum.<br/><br/> === Credits ===<br/>Produced by Halfwit Podcasts ( <a href='https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com'>https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com</a> ). <br/>Written by Matt Spaziani ( <a href='https://vocal.media/authors/matt-spaziani'>https://vocal.media/authors/matt-spaziani</a> ). <br/>Vernon Wright is voiced by Jonathan Swenson ( <a href='https://www.jgswenson.com'>https://www.jgswenson.com</a> ). <br/>Based on the journal role-playing game &quot;The Machine&quot; by Adira &amp; Fen Slattery ( <a href='https://adira.itch.io/the-machine'>https://adira.itch.io/the-machine</a> ).  <br/><br/> Music and sound effects used with Zapsplat Gold, and Ghosthack Music licenses.  </p><p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/twilio/text_messages/1613659/open_sms">Send a text</a></p><p><a rel="payment" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/1613659/support">Support the show</a></p>]]></description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My first pet was a Triop from those kits at the science museum.<br/><br/> === Credits ===<br/>Produced by Halfwit Podcasts ( <a href='https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com'>https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com</a> ). <br/>Written by Matt Spaziani ( <a href='https://vocal.media/authors/matt-spaziani'>https://vocal.media/authors/matt-spaziani</a> ). <br/>Vernon Wright is voiced by Jonathan Swenson ( <a href='https://www.jgswenson.com'>https://www.jgswenson.com</a> ). <br/>Based on the journal role-playing game &quot;The Machine&quot; by Adira &amp; Fen Slattery ( <a href='https://adira.itch.io/the-machine'>https://adira.itch.io/the-machine</a> ).  <br/><br/> Music and sound effects used with Zapsplat Gold, and Ghosthack Music licenses.  </p><p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/twilio/text_messages/1613659/open_sms">Send a text</a></p><p><a rel="payment" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/1613659/support">Support the show</a></p>]]></content:encoded>
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    <itunes:title>Vernon Wright - October 13th, 2008</itunes:title>
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    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[On my Game Boy is a worn out sticker of a Slime from Dragon Warrior Monsters by Akira Toriyama. That little dudes' smile got me through some rough days.   === Credits === Produced by Halfwit Podcasts ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ).  Written by Matt Spaziani ( https://vocal.media/authors/matt-spaziani ).  Vernon Wright is voiced by Jonathan Swenson ( https://www.jgswenson.com ).  Based on the journal role-playing game "The Machine" by Adira &amp; Fen Slattery ( https://adira.itch.io/...]]></itunes:summary>
    <description><![CDATA[<p>On my Game Boy is a worn out sticker of a Slime from Dragon Warrior Monsters by Akira Toriyama. That little dudes&apos; smile got me through some rough days.<br/><br/> === Credits ===<br/>Produced by Halfwit Podcasts ( <a href='https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com'>https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com</a> ). <br/>Written by Matt Spaziani ( <a href='https://vocal.media/authors/matt-spaziani'>https://vocal.media/authors/matt-spaziani</a> ). <br/>Vernon Wright is voiced by Jonathan Swenson ( <a href='https://www.jgswenson.com'>https://www.jgswenson.com</a> ). <br/>Based on the journal role-playing game &quot;The Machine&quot; by Adira &amp; Fen Slattery ( <a href='https://adira.itch.io/the-machine'>https://adira.itch.io/the-machine</a> ).  <br/><br/> Music and sound effects used with Zapsplat Gold, and Ghosthack Music licenses.  </p><p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/twilio/text_messages/1613659/open_sms">Send a text</a></p><p><a rel="payment" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/1613659/support">Support the show</a></p>]]></description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On my Game Boy is a worn out sticker of a Slime from Dragon Warrior Monsters by Akira Toriyama. That little dudes&apos; smile got me through some rough days.<br/><br/> === Credits ===<br/>Produced by Halfwit Podcasts ( <a href='https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com'>https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com</a> ). <br/>Written by Matt Spaziani ( <a href='https://vocal.media/authors/matt-spaziani'>https://vocal.media/authors/matt-spaziani</a> ). <br/>Vernon Wright is voiced by Jonathan Swenson ( <a href='https://www.jgswenson.com'>https://www.jgswenson.com</a> ). <br/>Based on the journal role-playing game &quot;The Machine&quot; by Adira &amp; Fen Slattery ( <a href='https://adira.itch.io/the-machine'>https://adira.itch.io/the-machine</a> ).  <br/><br/> Music and sound effects used with Zapsplat Gold, and Ghosthack Music licenses.  </p><p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/twilio/text_messages/1613659/open_sms">Send a text</a></p><p><a rel="payment" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/1613659/support">Support the show</a></p>]]></content:encoded>
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    <itunes:title>Vernon Wright - October 12th, 2008 (I)</itunes:title>
    <title>Vernon Wright - October 12th, 2008 (I)</title>
    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Confusion means I’m still thinking, at least I have that going for me.  === Credits === Produced by Halfwit Podcasts ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ).  Written by Matt Spaziani ( https://vocal.media/authors/matt-spaziani ).  Vernon Wright is voiced by Jonathan Swenson ( https://www.jgswenson.com ).  Based on the journal role-playing game "The Machine" by Adira &amp; Fen Slattery ( https://adira.itch.io/the-machine ).     Music and sound effects used with Zapsplat Gold, and Ghosthack M...]]></itunes:summary>
    <description><![CDATA[<p>Confusion means I’m still thinking, at least I have that going for me.<br/><br/>=== Credits ===<br/>Produced by Halfwit Podcasts ( <a href='https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com'>https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com</a> ). <br/>Written by Matt Spaziani ( <a href='https://vocal.media/authors/matt-spaziani'>https://vocal.media/authors/matt-spaziani</a> ). <br/>Vernon Wright is voiced by Jonathan Swenson ( <a href='https://www.jgswenson.com'>https://www.jgswenson.com</a> ). <br/>Based on the journal role-playing game &quot;The Machine&quot; by Adira &amp; Fen Slattery ( <a href='https://adira.itch.io/the-machine'>https://adira.itch.io/the-machine</a> ).  <br/><br/> Music and sound effects used with Zapsplat Gold, and Ghosthack Music licenses.  </p><p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/twilio/text_messages/1613659/open_sms">Send a text</a></p><p><a rel="payment" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/1613659/support">Support the show</a></p>]]></description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Confusion means I’m still thinking, at least I have that going for me.<br/><br/>=== Credits ===<br/>Produced by Halfwit Podcasts ( <a href='https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com'>https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com</a> ). <br/>Written by Matt Spaziani ( <a href='https://vocal.media/authors/matt-spaziani'>https://vocal.media/authors/matt-spaziani</a> ). <br/>Vernon Wright is voiced by Jonathan Swenson ( <a href='https://www.jgswenson.com'>https://www.jgswenson.com</a> ). <br/>Based on the journal role-playing game &quot;The Machine&quot; by Adira &amp; Fen Slattery ( <a href='https://adira.itch.io/the-machine'>https://adira.itch.io/the-machine</a> ).  <br/><br/> Music and sound effects used with Zapsplat Gold, and Ghosthack Music licenses.  </p><p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/twilio/text_messages/1613659/open_sms">Send a text</a></p><p><a rel="payment" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/1613659/support">Support the show</a></p>]]></content:encoded>
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    <itunes:title>Vernon Wright - October 10th, 2008</itunes:title>
    <title>Vernon Wright - October 10th, 2008</title>
    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Obtruding metal rods rolling between my fingers.   === Credits === Produced by Halfwit Podcasts ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ).  Written by Matt Spaziani ( https://vocal.media/authors/matt-spaziani ).  Vernon Wright is voiced by Jonathan Swenson ( https://www.jgswenson.com ).  Based on the journal role-playing game "The Machine" by Adira &amp; Fen Slattery ( https://adira.itch.io/the-machine ).     Music and sound effects used with Zapsplat Gold, and Ghosthack Music licenses. &...]]></itunes:summary>
    <description><![CDATA[<p>Obtruding metal rods rolling between my fingers.<br/><br/> === Credits ===<br/>Produced by Halfwit Podcasts ( <a href='https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com'>https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com</a> ). <br/>Written by Matt Spaziani ( <a href='https://vocal.media/authors/matt-spaziani'>https://vocal.media/authors/matt-spaziani</a> ). <br/>Vernon Wright is voiced by Jonathan Swenson ( <a href='https://www.jgswenson.com'>https://www.jgswenson.com</a> ). <br/>Based on the journal role-playing game &quot;The Machine&quot; by Adira &amp; Fen Slattery ( <a href='https://adira.itch.io/the-machine'>https://adira.itch.io/the-machine</a> ).  <br/><br/> Music and sound effects used with Zapsplat Gold, and Ghosthack Music licenses.  </p><p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/twilio/text_messages/1613659/open_sms">Send a text</a></p><p><a rel="payment" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/1613659/support">Support the show</a></p>]]></description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Obtruding metal rods rolling between my fingers.<br/><br/> === Credits ===<br/>Produced by Halfwit Podcasts ( <a href='https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com'>https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com</a> ). <br/>Written by Matt Spaziani ( <a href='https://vocal.media/authors/matt-spaziani'>https://vocal.media/authors/matt-spaziani</a> ). <br/>Vernon Wright is voiced by Jonathan Swenson ( <a href='https://www.jgswenson.com'>https://www.jgswenson.com</a> ). <br/>Based on the journal role-playing game &quot;The Machine&quot; by Adira &amp; Fen Slattery ( <a href='https://adira.itch.io/the-machine'>https://adira.itch.io/the-machine</a> ).  <br/><br/> Music and sound effects used with Zapsplat Gold, and Ghosthack Music licenses.  </p><p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/twilio/text_messages/1613659/open_sms">Send a text</a></p><p><a rel="payment" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/1613659/support">Support the show</a></p>]]></content:encoded>
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    <itunes:title>Vernon Wright - October 8th, 2008</itunes:title>
    <title>Vernon Wright - October 8th, 2008</title>
    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Gradually trying new things to keep myself busy.   === Credits === Produced by Halfwit Podcasts ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ).  Written by Matt Spaziani ( https://vocal.media/authors/matt-spaziani ).  Vernon Wright is voiced by Jonathan Swenson ( https://www.jgswenson.com ).  Based on the journal role-playing game "The Machine" by Adira &amp; Fen Slattery ( https://adira.itch.io/the-machine ).     Music and sound effects used with Zapsplat Gold, and Ghosthack Music licenses. &...]]></itunes:summary>
    <description><![CDATA[<p>Gradually trying new things to keep myself busy.<br/><br/> === Credits ===<br/>Produced by Halfwit Podcasts ( <a href='https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com'>https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com</a> ). <br/>Written by Matt Spaziani ( <a href='https://vocal.media/authors/matt-spaziani'>https://vocal.media/authors/matt-spaziani</a> ). <br/>Vernon Wright is voiced by Jonathan Swenson ( <a href='https://www.jgswenson.com'>https://www.jgswenson.com</a> ). <br/>Based on the journal role-playing game &quot;The Machine&quot; by Adira &amp; Fen Slattery ( <a href='https://adira.itch.io/the-machine'>https://adira.itch.io/the-machine</a> ).  <br/><br/> Music and sound effects used with Zapsplat Gold, and Ghosthack Music licenses.  </p><p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/twilio/text_messages/1613659/open_sms">Send a text</a></p><p><a rel="payment" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/1613659/support">Support the show</a></p>]]></description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Gradually trying new things to keep myself busy.<br/><br/> === Credits ===<br/>Produced by Halfwit Podcasts ( <a href='https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com'>https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com</a> ). <br/>Written by Matt Spaziani ( <a href='https://vocal.media/authors/matt-spaziani'>https://vocal.media/authors/matt-spaziani</a> ). <br/>Vernon Wright is voiced by Jonathan Swenson ( <a href='https://www.jgswenson.com'>https://www.jgswenson.com</a> ). <br/>Based on the journal role-playing game &quot;The Machine&quot; by Adira &amp; Fen Slattery ( <a href='https://adira.itch.io/the-machine'>https://adira.itch.io/the-machine</a> ).  <br/><br/> Music and sound effects used with Zapsplat Gold, and Ghosthack Music licenses.  </p><p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/twilio/text_messages/1613659/open_sms">Send a text</a></p><p><a rel="payment" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/1613659/support">Support the show</a></p>]]></content:encoded>
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    <itunes:title>Trailer - This Machine Belongs To Vernon Wright</itunes:title>
    <title>Trailer - This Machine Belongs To Vernon Wright</title>
    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[This Machine Belongs To is a Psychological Horror Podcast following a Journal, a Machine, and the souls who endlessly obsess over them. Each episode is 10 minute or less in hopes that your own name won't be found scrawled in the pages just by listening on your favorite podcast app or at HalfwitPodcasts.com.   === Credits === Produced by Halfwit Podcasts ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ). Written by Matt Spaziani ( https://vocal.media/authors/matt-spaziani ).  Vernon Wright is voiced by Jona...]]></itunes:summary>
    <description><![CDATA[<p>This Machine Belongs To is a Psychological Horror Podcast following a Journal, a Machine, and the souls who endlessly obsess over them. Each episode is 10 minute or less in hopes that your own name won&apos;t be found scrawled in the pages just by listening on your favorite podcast app or at HalfwitPodcasts.com. <br/><br/>=== Credits ===<br/>Produced by Halfwit Podcasts ( <a href='https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com'>https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com</a> ).<br/>Written by Matt Spaziani ( <a href='https://vocal.media/authors/matt-spaziani'>https://vocal.media/authors/matt-spaziani</a> ). <br/>Vernon Wright is voiced by Jonathan Swenson ( <a href='https://www.jgswenson.com'>https://www.jgswenson.com</a> ). <br/>Based on the journal role-playing game &quot;The Machine&quot; by Adira &amp; Fen Slattery ( <a href='https://adira.itch.io/the-machine'>https://adira.itch.io/the-machine</a> ). <br/><br/>Music and sound effects used with Zapsplat Gold, and Ghosthack Music licenses.   </p><p><a target="_blank" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/twilio/text_messages/1613659/open_sms">Send a text</a></p><p><a rel="payment" href="https://www.buzzsprout.com/1613659/support">Support the show</a></p>]]></description>
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