Two Dudes In A Canoe Wed, 04 Mar 2026 13:58:46 -0500 https://twodudesinacanoe.buzzsprout.com en-us © 2026 Two Dudes In A Canoe yes Support this Podcast e91d358a-1221-52c3-a3fb-8757f569b8c0 Junior Ziegler, Jordan Machonga episodic false You really get to know someone when you share a canoe. Grab a paddle and hop in our 🛶. 

]]> Buzzsprout (https://www.buzzsprout.com) Junior Ziegler, Jordan Machonga https://storage.buzzsprout.com/a2vk6fvwfv7jcm842u89ilsnj1o1?.jpg Two Dudes In A Canoe Feminism River Feminism River How does feminism affect our society today? In what ways does this ideology impact our individual lives, our families, our communities, and more? Grab a paddle and hop in the canoe. On this episode, we're joined by special guest canoer, Kari Schacke. Let's navigate Feminism River together.

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]]> How does feminism affect our society today? In what ways does this ideology impact our individual lives, our families, our communities, and more? Grab a paddle and hop in the canoe. On this episode, we're joined by special guest canoer, Kari Schacke. Let's navigate Feminism River together.

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]]> Junior Ziegler, Jordan Machonga Buzzsprout-16241850 Mon, 09 Dec 2024 04:00:00 -0500 2876 full false Gratitude River Gratitude River Are you a truly grateful person? We may not be as grateful as we think we are...So how we can practice gratitude on a daily basis, and not just once a year when Thanksgiving rolls around? Let’s talk about what being truly grateful looks like and how it can improve your life in more ways than you may think. Grab a paddle and hop in the canoe as we navigate Gratitude River.

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]]> Are you a truly grateful person? We may not be as grateful as we think we are...So how we can practice gratitude on a daily basis, and not just once a year when Thanksgiving rolls around? Let’s talk about what being truly grateful looks like and how it can improve your life in more ways than you may think. Grab a paddle and hop in the canoe as we navigate Gratitude River.

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]]> Junior Ziegler, Jordan Machonga Buzzsprout-16166587 Mon, 25 Nov 2024 04:00:00 -0500 2001 full false Mental Health River Mental Health River Halloween costumes, mental health, and stickers...All of this and more on today's river. Grab a paddle and let's go!

People are more mentally unhealthy today than ever before. What does this mean, and what do we do about it? What is mental health, and what is it now? What if we could rework our mindset about mental health and help improve our mental health? Hop in the canoe and join the conversation - Let’s navigate Mental Health River.

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]]> Halloween costumes, mental health, and stickers...All of this and more on today's river. Grab a paddle and let's go!

People are more mentally unhealthy today than ever before. What does this mean, and what do we do about it? What is mental health, and what is it now? What if we could rework our mindset about mental health and help improve our mental health? Hop in the canoe and join the conversation - Let’s navigate Mental Health River.

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]]> Junior Ziegler, Jordan Machonga Buzzsprout-16082167 Mon, 11 Nov 2024 04:00:00 -0500 2327 full false Election River Election River Election season is here…Politics can be divisive, complex, and overwhelming. How do we survive in election season? Politics affect all of our lives, and it matters greatly how we handle election season and our relationships with others around us as well. Let’s have an important conversation and navigate Election River together.

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]]> Election season is here…Politics can be divisive, complex, and overwhelming. How do we survive in election season? Politics affect all of our lives, and it matters greatly how we handle election season and our relationships with others around us as well. Let’s have an important conversation and navigate Election River together.

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]]> Junior Ziegler, Jordan Machonga Buzzsprout-15998806 Mon, 28 Oct 2024 04:00:00 -0400 2592 full false Israel Palestine River Israel Palestine River Cherries, bad haircuts, and archaeology…All of this and more as we navigate Israel Palestine River with special guest canoer, Omer.

The conflict occurring in and around Israel is very complex with a deep and rich history. Omer lives in Israel and has an incredible background in archaeology and politics. Join this fascinating conversation as Omer helps us navigate Israel Palestine River.

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]]> Cherries, bad haircuts, and archaeology…All of this and more as we navigate Israel Palestine River with special guest canoer, Omer.

The conflict occurring in and around Israel is very complex with a deep and rich history. Omer lives in Israel and has an incredible background in archaeology and politics. Join this fascinating conversation as Omer helps us navigate Israel Palestine River.

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]]> Junior Ziegler, Jordan Machonga Buzzsprout-15920133 Mon, 14 Oct 2024 04:00:00 -0400 2573 full false Leadership River Leadership River Hop in the canoe, we're talking leadership. What leadership is, and what it isn’t. Leadership fails, and how to strengthen your leadership. This river is full of practical tips and new habits you can apply today. You don't want to miss this river.

So let’s go - Grab a paddle and let’s navigate Leadership River.

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]]> Hop in the canoe, we're talking leadership. What leadership is, and what it isn’t. Leadership fails, and how to strengthen your leadership. This river is full of practical tips and new habits you can apply today. You don't want to miss this river.

So let’s go - Grab a paddle and let’s navigate Leadership River.

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]]> Junior Ziegler, Jordan Machonga Buzzsprout-15837584 Mon, 30 Sep 2024 04:00:00 -0400 1852 full false Calling River Calling River Each of us experience God's calling in different ways. Yet we tend to romanticize this experience. What does this mean for you, and for those around you? Grab a paddle, hop in the canoe, and let’s navigate Calling River. Let's go!

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]]> Each of us experience God's calling in different ways. Yet we tend to romanticize this experience. What does this mean for you, and for those around you? Grab a paddle, hop in the canoe, and let’s navigate Calling River. Let's go!

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]]> Junior Ziegler, Jordan Machonga Buzzsprout-15759394 Mon, 16 Sep 2024 05:00:00 -0400 2191 full false Greed River Greed River None of us would admit we are greedy…But the reality is, we live with great wealth. Let's talk about signs of greed, and how to break out of it and live with greater generosity. This river is full of practical tips and new habits you can apply today. Grab a paddle and hop in the canoe as we navigate Greed River.

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]]> None of us would admit we are greedy…But the reality is, we live with great wealth. Let's talk about signs of greed, and how to break out of it and live with greater generosity. This river is full of practical tips and new habits you can apply today. Grab a paddle and hop in the canoe as we navigate Greed River.

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]]> Junior Ziegler, Jordan Machonga Buzzsprout-15669842 Mon, 02 Sep 2024 04:00:00 -0400 2251 full false Rockstar River Rockstar River The Olympics, molecular biology, and musicians…All of this and more as we navigate Rockstar River with two special guest canoers.

Grab a paddle and enjoy this fun conversation. We’ll see you on Rockstar River.

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]]> The Olympics, molecular biology, and musicians…All of this and more as we navigate Rockstar River with two special guest canoers.

Grab a paddle and enjoy this fun conversation. We’ll see you on Rockstar River.

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]]> Junior Ziegler, Jordan Machonga Buzzsprout-15603439 Mon, 19 Aug 2024 04:00:00 -0400 1597 6 15 full false Tension River Tension River Join us on this summertime river and get ready to see where it goes...as we explore cancel culture, personalities, and routines. What can we learn in each of these areas? And, what do they all have in common? Grab a paddle, hop in the canoe, and let’s navigate Tension River.

This is the perfect summer episode to share with a friend too!

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]]> Join us on this summertime river and get ready to see where it goes...as we explore cancel culture, personalities, and routines. What can we learn in each of these areas? And, what do they all have in common? Grab a paddle, hop in the canoe, and let’s navigate Tension River.

This is the perfect summer episode to share with a friend too!

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]]> Junior Ziegler, Jordan Machonga Buzzsprout-15489138 Mon, 29 Jul 2024 04:00:00 -0400 1869 6 14 full false People Person River People Person River Strategies to lengthen your lifespan, increase your finances, and make you able to experience more happiness…All this and more on People Person River.

Having a high social IQ is more valuable than you might think. So, whether or not you’d call yourself a “people person," there are steps you can take to strengthen your relationships and find greater fulfillment in life. Grab a paddle and hop in the canoe!

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]]> Strategies to lengthen your lifespan, increase your finances, and make you able to experience more happiness…All this and more on People Person River.

Having a high social IQ is more valuable than you might think. So, whether or not you’d call yourself a “people person," there are steps you can take to strengthen your relationships and find greater fulfillment in life. Grab a paddle and hop in the canoe!

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]]> Junior Ziegler, Jordan Machonga Buzzsprout-15412370 Mon, 15 Jul 2024 04:00:00 -0400 2207 6 13 full false Work-Life Harmony River Work-Life Harmony River Is it possible to strike the perfect work-life balance? Or...what would your life look like if you viewed work and life as being in harmony with each other? Let's talk about a few ways to achieve a better work-life harmony. This river is full of practical tips and new habits that you can apply today. Grab a paddle and hop in the canoe as we navigate Work-Life Harmony River.

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]]> Is it possible to strike the perfect work-life balance? Or...what would your life look like if you viewed work and life as being in harmony with each other? Let's talk about a few ways to achieve a better work-life harmony. This river is full of practical tips and new habits that you can apply today. Grab a paddle and hop in the canoe as we navigate Work-Life Harmony River.

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]]> Junior Ziegler, Jordan Machonga Buzzsprout-15332853 Mon, 01 Jul 2024 04:00:00 -0400 1860 6 12 full false Self-Awareness River Self-Awareness River We all have that one person in the office or a family member who lacks self-awareness...Or you probably even have your own stories you look back on and cringe at, wishing you had more self-awareness in those moments. What if you could increase your level of self-awareness and improve your interactions with those around you?

Grab a paddle and hop in the canoe as we navigate Self-Awareness River. This river is full of great questions to help each of us evaluate how self-aware we really are. Plus, strategies to improve your self-awareness and practical tips you can apply today. Let’s go!

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]]> We all have that one person in the office or a family member who lacks self-awareness...Or you probably even have your own stories you look back on and cringe at, wishing you had more self-awareness in those moments. What if you could increase your level of self-awareness and improve your interactions with those around you?

Grab a paddle and hop in the canoe as we navigate Self-Awareness River. This river is full of great questions to help each of us evaluate how self-aware we really are. Plus, strategies to improve your self-awareness and practical tips you can apply today. Let’s go!

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]]> Junior Ziegler, Jordan Machonga Buzzsprout-15179464 Mon, 03 Jun 2024 04:00:00 -0400 1951 6 11 full false Tattoo River Tattoo River Tattoos, Furbies, creativity...All of this and more as we navigate Tattoo River with guest canoers, tattoo artists Juju Manalang and Michal MacMorran.

Everyone is creative, and we are all creating things or experiences…Whether spreadsheets, art or writings, or creating experiences in your home or for your friends. You may not call yourself an “artist,” but hop in the canoe and join the conversation to see how creativity impacts your life and the lives of those around you.

Grab a paddle and we’ll see you on Tattoo River.

Connect with Juju and Michal on social media: @the.jujueffect @michalmactattoo

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]]> Tattoos, Furbies, creativity...All of this and more as we navigate Tattoo River with guest canoers, tattoo artists Juju Manalang and Michal MacMorran.

Everyone is creative, and we are all creating things or experiences…Whether spreadsheets, art or writings, or creating experiences in your home or for your friends. You may not call yourself an “artist,” but hop in the canoe and join the conversation to see how creativity impacts your life and the lives of those around you.

Grab a paddle and we’ll see you on Tattoo River.

Connect with Juju and Michal on social media: @the.jujueffect @michalmactattoo

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]]> Junior Ziegler, Jordan Machonga Buzzsprout-15097839 Mon, 20 May 2024 04:00:00 -0400 2321 6 10 full false Emotional River Emotional River What do you do with all the emotions you feel? What if you could gain mastery over your emotions? Don’t ride the wave of your feelings and get swept down the river...Instead, grab a paddle, hop in the canoe, and let’s talk about practical ways to gain control of your emotions and keep your life steered on course. Let’s navigate Emotional River and grow our EQ.

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]]> What do you do with all the emotions you feel? What if you could gain mastery over your emotions? Don’t ride the wave of your feelings and get swept down the river...Instead, grab a paddle, hop in the canoe, and let’s talk about practical ways to gain control of your emotions and keep your life steered on course. Let’s navigate Emotional River and grow our EQ.

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]]> Junior Ziegler, Jordan Machonga Buzzsprout-15011021 Mon, 06 May 2024 04:00:00 -0400 1685 6 9 full false Overwhelmed River Overwhelmed River How can stress make you healthier? Is that even possible?! We all face stress and can feel overwhelmed at times...but let’s talk about how that can be used for your benefit and growth. This river is full of practical tips and new habits you can apply today. Grab a paddle and hop in the canoe as we navigate Overwhelmed River.

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]]> How can stress make you healthier? Is that even possible?! We all face stress and can feel overwhelmed at times...but let’s talk about how that can be used for your benefit and growth. This river is full of practical tips and new habits you can apply today. Grab a paddle and hop in the canoe as we navigate Overwhelmed River.

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]]> Junior Ziegler, Jordan Machonga Buzzsprout-14928557 Mon, 22 Apr 2024 04:00:00 -0400 1610 6 8 full false Cruise Control River Cruise Control River Are you moving through life on cruise control? Hop in this canoe and get a few practical tips to save you from a crash. Let's talk about signs you're in cruise control, and how to break out of it and regain control of growth in your life. See you on Cruise Control River, now streaming wherever you podcast.

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]]> Are you moving through life on cruise control? Hop in this canoe and get a few practical tips to save you from a crash. Let's talk about signs you're in cruise control, and how to break out of it and regain control of growth in your life. See you on Cruise Control River, now streaming wherever you podcast.

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]]> Junior Ziegler Jordan Machonga Buzzsprout-14842728 Mon, 08 Apr 2024 04:00:00 -0400 1720 6 7 full false Purity River Purity River Sex, love, relationships…Jump in our canoe as we navigate Purity River. Grab a paddle and hear a powerful story from our guest canoer, a former Playboy Bunny. Dive into this fascinating conversation - This river provides some great tools in the fight to live with purity.

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]]> Sex, love, relationships…Jump in our canoe as we navigate Purity River. Grab a paddle and hear a powerful story from our guest canoer, a former Playboy Bunny. Dive into this fascinating conversation - This river provides some great tools in the fight to live with purity.

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]]> Junior Ziegler Jordan Machonga Buzzsprout-14661725 Mon, 11 Mar 2024 04:00:00 -0400 2024 6 6 full false Negotiation River Negotiation River Jump in our canoe as we navigate Negotiation River, with guest canoer, a Crisis & Hostage Negotiator, Jeff Riggs. Whether you're convincing your kids to clean their room, faced with a conversation with your spouse, trying to get your way at work, or just want to score a golfing vacation...Negotiation is something we all do every day. Grab a paddle and let's learn some practical tools from a professional negotiator.

This is a great river to share with a friend!

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]]> Jump in our canoe as we navigate Negotiation River, with guest canoer, a Crisis & Hostage Negotiator, Jeff Riggs. Whether you're convincing your kids to clean their room, faced with a conversation with your spouse, trying to get your way at work, or just want to score a golfing vacation...Negotiation is something we all do every day. Grab a paddle and let's learn some practical tools from a professional negotiator.

This is a great river to share with a friend!

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]]> Junior Ziegler Jordan Machonga Buzzsprout-14570693 Mon, 26 Feb 2024 03:00:00 -0500 1508 6 5 full false Discipline River Discipline River Why does discipline matter? Grab a paddle and hop in the canoe. Let’s talk about steps you can take to strengthen your discipline, increase your influence, and build the life you’ve always wanted. See you on Discipline River.

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]]> Why does discipline matter? Grab a paddle and hop in the canoe. Let’s talk about steps you can take to strengthen your discipline, increase your influence, and build the life you’ve always wanted. See you on Discipline River.

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]]> Junior Ziegler Jordan Machonga Buzzsprout-14480073 Mon, 12 Feb 2024 04:00:00 -0500 1593 6 4 full false Momentum River Momentum River 80% of us will have dropped that new plan we made for the new year. Hop in the canoe as we talk about how to catch and keep the momentum you've always wanted.
Now streaming wherever you podcast.
#boomshakalaka

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]]> 80% of us will have dropped that new plan we made for the new year. Hop in the canoe as we talk about how to catch and keep the momentum you've always wanted.
Now streaming wherever you podcast.
#boomshakalaka

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]]> Junior Ziegler Jordan Machonga Buzzsprout-14393788 Sun, 28 Jan 2024 17:00:00 -0500 1424 6 3 full false Long Lost Episode #2 Long Lost Episode #2 We've recovered one more sunken canoe. Hop in as we talk about how to lead when you are not in charge.

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]]> We've recovered one more sunken canoe. Hop in as we talk about how to lead when you are not in charge.

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]]> Junior Ziegler Jordan Machonga Buzzsprout-14310163 Sun, 21 Jan 2024 20:00:00 -0500 1440 6 2 full false Long Lost Episode #1 Long Lost Episode #1 We have sunk a few canoes in our day. Here is one we have recovered from the depth of the sea. Maybe it was meant to be lost... only way to find out is to take a ride. 

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]]> We have sunk a few canoes in our day. Here is one we have recovered from the depth of the sea. Maybe it was meant to be lost... only way to find out is to take a ride. 

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]]> Junior Ziegler Jordan Machonga Buzzsprout-14310158 Mon, 15 Jan 2024 00:00:00 -0500 1333 6 1 full false Remnant River Remnant River Sound the fog horns (alarms) the world is going to hell in a handbasket! Or is it? Is it just two dudes or is there a remnant people that are willing to get in the canoe and stand for truth? Don’t miss the last episode in season 5 and possibly the last episode ever!

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]]> Sound the fog horns (alarms) the world is going to hell in a handbasket! Or is it? Is it just two dudes or is there a remnant people that are willing to get in the canoe and stand for truth? Don’t miss the last episode in season 5 and possibly the last episode ever!

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]]> Junior Ziegler Jordan Machonga Buzzsprout-12936694 Mon, 29 May 2023 00:00:00 -0400 1526 5 12 full false A.I. River A.I. River The canoe has been taken over by AI.  Listen as part of this episode was scripted by Chaptgpt.  Hop in as we talk about how to navigate a technology that is taking over the world.  

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]]> The canoe has been taken over by AI.  Listen as part of this episode was scripted by Chaptgpt.  Hop in as we talk about how to navigate a technology that is taking over the world.  

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]]> Junior Ziegler Jordan Machonga Buzzsprout-12894480 Mon, 22 May 2023 08:00:00 -0400 1456 5 11 full false Rest River Rest River Have you ever needed a vacation from your vacation? Why is that? If you want to have the best summer vacation ever hop in the canoe as we learn how to rest, what the darkest places to vacation are,  and vent with us as we talk about how annoying airplanes are. See you on the river.

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]]> Have you ever needed a vacation from your vacation? Why is that? If you want to have the best summer vacation ever hop in the canoe as we learn how to rest, what the darkest places to vacation are,  and vent with us as we talk about how annoying airplanes are. See you on the river.

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]]> Junior Ziegler Jordan Machonga Buzzsprout-12806196 Mon, 08 May 2023 10:00:00 -0400 1404 5 10 full false Hunger River Hunger River The canoe is on a health kick! Hop in as Junior and Jordan talk about how those terrible hunger pains you feel, may actually be a good thing?  Come and meet a little friend we call ghrelin.

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]]> The canoe is on a health kick! Hop in as Junior and Jordan talk about how those terrible hunger pains you feel, may actually be a good thing?  Come and meet a little friend we call ghrelin.

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]]> Junior Ziegler Jordan Machonga Buzzsprout-12758136 Mon, 01 May 2023 11:00:00 -0400 1508 5 9 full false Ice Cream Smoothie River Ice Cream Smoothie River A whole river based on ice cream smoothies?? Are the dudes low on new content OR could there be a valuable lesson from Jordan's terrible eating habits? Hop in the Canoe and learn how to navigate having tough conversations.

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]]> A whole river based on ice cream smoothies?? Are the dudes low on new content OR could there be a valuable lesson from Jordan's terrible eating habits? Hop in the Canoe and learn how to navigate having tough conversations.

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]]> Junior Ziegler Jordan Machonga Buzzsprout-12519548 Sun, 26 Mar 2023 19:00:00 -0400 1266 5 8 full false Gentleness River Gentleness River Puppies, ducks, flowers.... and being a walking doormat. What if everything you thought about gentleness was backward? Grab a paddle and let's talk about gentleness, ding dong ditch, and the infamous essential oils.

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]]> Puppies, ducks, flowers.... and being a walking doormat. What if everything you thought about gentleness was backward? Grab a paddle and let's talk about gentleness, ding dong ditch, and the infamous essential oils.

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]]> Junior Ziegler Jordan Machonga Buzzsprout-12471597 Sun, 19 Mar 2023 18:00:00 -0400 1450 5 7 full false Relevant River Relevant River What do society and health deem the prime age for a man and woman? What's going on with AI? And what's this about Jordan and Junior eating mushrooms? Hop in the canoe as we talk about how to stay relevant in the fast-moving waters of our world. 

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]]> What do society and health deem the prime age for a man and woman? What's going on with AI? And what's this about Jordan and Junior eating mushrooms? Hop in the canoe as we talk about how to stay relevant in the fast-moving waters of our world. 

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]]> Junior Ziegler Jordan Machonga Buzzsprout-12409478 Sun, 12 Mar 2023 06:00:00 -0400 1630 full false Depression River Depression River Will Jordan and Junior finally get canceled for going down Depression River or will guest canoer and counselor Joel Bradshaw save the day? Let's talk crockpots, talking stains, and 24k edible gold.



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]]> Will Jordan and Junior finally get canceled for going down Depression River or will guest canoer and counselor Joel Bradshaw save the day? Let's talk crockpots, talking stains, and 24k edible gold.



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]]> Junior Ziegler Jordan Machonga Buzzsprout-12333913 Sun, 26 Feb 2023 22:00:00 -0500 1275 5 5 full false Question River Question River Two Dudes in Canoe are heading down our favorite river yet. Join us as we discuss the secret power to relational success,  dating advice from 1938, and pet blessings. Also Junior and Jordan have to do an unbiased review of their new sponsor. This is a fun one.

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]]> Two Dudes in Canoe are heading down our favorite river yet. Join us as we discuss the secret power to relational success,  dating advice from 1938, and pet blessings. Also Junior and Jordan have to do an unbiased review of their new sponsor. This is a fun one.

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]]> Junior Ziegler Jordan Machonga Buzzsprout-12286064 Sun, 19 Feb 2023 20:00:00 -0500 1665 5 4 full false Valentines Day River Valentines Day River 2 Dudes are trading in the canoe for a romantic gondola ride down Valentine's River. Hop in as we talk about falling in love, falling out of love, and more importantly - how to stay in love!

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]]> 2 Dudes are trading in the canoe for a romantic gondola ride down Valentine's River. Hop in as we talk about falling in love, falling out of love, and more importantly - how to stay in love!

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]]> Junior Ziegler Jordan Machonga Buzzsprout-12227694 Sun, 12 Feb 2023 15:00:00 -0500 1453 5 3 full false Pattern River Pattern River You have heard of personality tests but have you heard of pattern tests? Hop in the canoe and take a test that is far more accurate and far more valuable to your life. 

P.S. We promise we love old people!

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]]> You have heard of personality tests but have you heard of pattern tests? Hop in the canoe and take a test that is far more accurate and far more valuable to your life. 

P.S. We promise we love old people!

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]]> Junior Ziegler Jordan Machonga Buzzsprout-12188448 Sun, 05 Feb 2023 15:00:00 -0500 1621 5 2 full false Simplify River Simplify River Life is full, sometimes too full to even enjoy. Let's look at some of the habits that are stealing your joy. 

Not to mention, we have the most unique product we've reviewed...

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]]> Life is full, sometimes too full to even enjoy. Let's look at some of the habits that are stealing your joy. 

Not to mention, we have the most unique product we've reviewed...

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]]> Junior Ziegler Jordan Machonga Buzzsprout-12141886 Sun, 29 Jan 2023 18:00:00 -0500 1483 5 1 full false Quiet Life River Quiet Life River Wouldn't it be nice to get away from all the drama, all the stress, all of the noise? Haven't you ever wondered what magical berries taste like? Come on a relaxing canoe ride with Jordan and Junior as they head down Quiet River. 

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]]> Wouldn't it be nice to get away from all the drama, all the stress, all of the noise? Haven't you ever wondered what magical berries taste like? Come on a relaxing canoe ride with Jordan and Junior as they head down Quiet River. 

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]]> Junior Ziegler Jordan Machonga Buzzsprout-11470482 Mon, 10 Oct 2022 08:00:00 -0400 1457 4 2 full false Manology River Manology River The Canoe is back after a brief hiatus. Join Junior and Jordan as they set out to talk about the mind of a man, crocs, Canada and biting noses. Whether single or married- this river will give you a glimpse into the y chromosome. 

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]]> The Canoe is back after a brief hiatus. Join Junior and Jordan as they set out to talk about the mind of a man, crocs, Canada and biting noses. Whether single or married- this river will give you a glimpse into the y chromosome. 

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]]> Junior Ziegler Jordan Machonga Buzzsprout-11382074 Mon, 26 Sep 2022 00:00:00 -0400 1554 4 1 full false Q&A River Part 3 Q&A River Part 3 Hop back in the canoe as we tackle questions about deconstruction, free speech, church hurt, and pronoun confusion.  The waters getting choppy. 




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]]> Hop back in the canoe as we tackle questions about deconstruction, free speech, church hurt, and pronoun confusion.  The waters getting choppy. 




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]]> Junior Ziegler Jordan Machonga Buzzsprout-10496406 Sun, 24 Apr 2022 23:00:00 -0400 1468 3 6 full false Wilderness River Wilderness River The canoe is back from Israel but not without some memorable stories! Hop in the canoe as we talk about what to do when you are stuck in a wilderness. If this episode is encouraging to you share it with a friend.


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]]> The canoe is back from Israel but not without some memorable stories! Hop in the canoe as we talk about what to do when you are stuck in a wilderness. If this episode is encouraging to you share it with a friend.


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]]> Junior Ziegler Jordan Machonga Buzzsprout-10199802 Sun, 06 Mar 2022 20:00:00 -0500 1413 3 5 full false Annoying River Annoying River The wives are back in the canoe to share some of the annoying things both Junior and Jordan do.  Let's have a conversation about how to share your canoe with annoying people. 

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]]> The wives are back in the canoe to share some of the annoying things both Junior and Jordan do.  Let's have a conversation about how to share your canoe with annoying people. 

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]]> Junior Ziegler Jordan Machonga Buzzsprout-10023885 Sun, 06 Feb 2022 20:00:00 -0500 1582 3 4 full false Mental Health River - Part 2 Mental Health River - Part 2 There is one thing we all need help navigating. Our phones...  Hop in the canoe as we navigate social media, the great resignation,  and our overall mental health.

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]]> There is one thing we all need help navigating. Our phones...  Hop in the canoe as we navigate social media, the great resignation,  and our overall mental health.

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]]> Junior Ziegler Jordan Machonga Buzzsprout-9981909 Sun, 30 Jan 2022 22:00:00 -0500 1443 3 3 full false Mental Health River - Part 1 Mental Health River - Part 1 Hop in the canoe as we talk passwords, sexting, and mental health housekeeping. 

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]]> Hop in the canoe as we talk passwords, sexting, and mental health housekeeping. 

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]]> Junior Ziegler Jordan Machonga Buzzsprout-9938492 Sun, 23 Jan 2022 20:00:00 -0500 1508 3 2 full false Burnout River Burnout River New season, new episode, new segment— same canoe.  Season 3.  Here we go.  Listen & share!

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]]> New season, new episode, new segment— same canoe.  Season 3.  Here we go.  Listen & share!

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]]> Junior Ziegler Jordan Machonga Buzzsprout-9895629 Sun, 16 Jan 2022 15:00:00 -0500 1560 3 1 full false Christmas River Christmas River Hop in the canoe and come celebrate Christmas with us as we talk about how to enjoy this season in a new special way. And don't miss us reviewing each other's Christmas presents.

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]]> Hop in the canoe and come celebrate Christmas with us as we talk about how to enjoy this season in a new special way. And don't miss us reviewing each other's Christmas presents.

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]]> Junior Ziegler Jordan Machonga Buzzsprout-9709224 Sun, 12 Dec 2021 22:00:00 -0500 1376 2 13 full false Hard River Hard River Uh Oh... The River is Frozen. So we traded the canoe for a pair of skates because we are going down hard river. We talk about the importance of doing hard things,  personal goals to set for the new year, and not to mention robots, because come one, what would a river be without a hypothetical robot question. 

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]]> Uh Oh... The River is Frozen. So we traded the canoe for a pair of skates because we are going down hard river. We talk about the importance of doing hard things,  personal goals to set for the new year, and not to mention robots, because come one, what would a river be without a hypothetical robot question. 

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]]> Junior Ziegler Jordan Machonga Buzzsprout-9669104 Sun, 05 Dec 2021 22:00:00 -0500 1373 2 12 full false Parenting River Parenting River  Special Guest Brian Nelson shares the secret to having perfect kids (and by perfect we mean, "eh, pretty good")! Come hear what the Mafia, Hitler, and Tupac have to share about kids AND if we are not back next week with a new episode it is because our wives killed us after hearing us review their thanksgiving cooking. This is a great river to share with a friend!

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]]>  Special Guest Brian Nelson shares the secret to having perfect kids (and by perfect we mean, "eh, pretty good")! Come hear what the Mafia, Hitler, and Tupac have to share about kids AND if we are not back next week with a new episode it is because our wives killed us after hearing us review their thanksgiving cooking. This is a great river to share with a friend!

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]]> Junior Ziegler Jordan Machonga Buzzsprout-9626619 Sun, 28 Nov 2021 20:00:00 -0500 2221 2 11 full false Tradition River Tradition River Just hear those canoe bells jingling, ring tingle tingling too, Come on, it's lovely weather for a canoe ride together with you... It's a Two Dudes In A Canoe Holiday Special. Hop in the canoe as we talk through some of our favorite holiday traditions, a weird product to review, and what we would do if we had a day left to live. 

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]]> Just hear those canoe bells jingling, ring tingle tingling too, Come on, it's lovely weather for a canoe ride together with you... It's a Two Dudes In A Canoe Holiday Special. Hop in the canoe as we talk through some of our favorite holiday traditions, a weird product to review, and what we would do if we had a day left to live. 

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]]> Junior Ziegler Jordan Machonga Buzzsprout-9589045 Sun, 21 Nov 2021 19:00:00 -0500 1835 2 10 full false Envy River Envy River Hop in the canoe as we head out to destroy the green-eyed monster. We might even run into some Japanese crabs, toiletless space capsules, and some raw confessions. This is a fun one. 

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]]> Hop in the canoe as we head out to destroy the green-eyed monster. We might even run into some Japanese crabs, toiletless space capsules, and some raw confessions. This is a fun one. 

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]]> Junior Ziegler Jordan Machonga Buzzsprout-9548267 Sun, 14 Nov 2021 20:00:00 -0500 1389 2 9 full false Reminisce River Reminisce River We are celebrating 25 episodes!!! Hop in the canoe as we look back at some of our favorite moments over the last year.


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]]> We are celebrating 25 episodes!!! Hop in the canoe as we look back at some of our favorite moments over the last year.


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]]> Junior Ziegler Jordan Machonga Buzzsprout-9467282 Sun, 31 Oct 2021 22:00:00 -0400 1227 2 8 full false Fun River Fun River Turning our offices into a hammock room, pranks gone wrong, naughty koalas, and lots and lots of fun. This is one river you need to master in your life. This is Fun River.


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]]> Turning our offices into a hammock room, pranks gone wrong, naughty koalas, and lots and lots of fun. This is one river you need to master in your life. This is Fun River.


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]]> Junior Ziegler Jordan Machonga Buzzsprout-9425284 Sun, 24 Oct 2021 20:00:00 -0400 1639 2 7 full false Anxiety River Anxiety River This river is not a peaceful one. We go down the rough rapids of anxiety, we play would you rather, a man gets stabbed by a squirrel, and  Junior gets real about his own struggle with anxiety. A huge thank you to Janson Roberts founder of the Anxious Church for giving us some practical tools to handle anxiety. Check out more resources at www.theanxiouschurch.com

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]]> This river is not a peaceful one. We go down the rough rapids of anxiety, we play would you rather, a man gets stabbed by a squirrel, and  Junior gets real about his own struggle with anxiety. A huge thank you to Janson Roberts founder of the Anxious Church for giving us some practical tools to handle anxiety. Check out more resources at www.theanxiouschurch.com

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]]> Junior Ziegler Jordan Machonga Buzzsprout-9384958 Sun, 17 Oct 2021 20:00:00 -0400 1826 2 6 full false Dating River Dating River This week we are trading in the canoe for a Gondola as we navigate the river of dating. Check out at 8 tips for finding the right person, join us as we review our homemade "Canoucha Kombucha", and find out why Junior is a terrible human being in our "canews" segment. 

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]]> This week we are trading in the canoe for a Gondola as we navigate the river of dating. Check out at 8 tips for finding the right person, join us as we review our homemade "Canoucha Kombucha", and find out why Junior is a terrible human being in our "canews" segment. 

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]]> Junior Ziegler Jordan Machonga Buzzsprout-9345095 Sun, 10 Oct 2021 19:00:00 -0400 1624 2 5 full false Leadership River Leadership River Hop in the canoe, we're talking leadership, Cheeto fingers, McDonald's characters and more.  Special guest, Scott Ziegler is hopping in too.  You don't want to miss this river.  Grab a paddle, hop in the canoe- lets navigate Leadership River.

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]]> Hop in the canoe, we're talking leadership, Cheeto fingers, McDonald's characters and more.  Special guest, Scott Ziegler is hopping in too.  You don't want to miss this river.  Grab a paddle, hop in the canoe- lets navigate Leadership River.

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]]> Junior Ziegler Jordan Machonga Buzzsprout-9304842 Sun, 03 Oct 2021 23:00:00 -0400 1554 2 4 full false Shallow River Shallow River Warning! This river is shallow! Hop in the canoe as we talk about 4 signs of a shallow person AND how Junior and Jordan became local town heroes. See you on the river.

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]]> Warning! This river is shallow! Hop in the canoe as we talk about 4 signs of a shallow person AND how Junior and Jordan became local town heroes. See you on the river.

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]]> Junior Ziegler Jordan Machonga Buzzsprout-9262306 Mon, 27 Sep 2021 01:00:00 -0400 1559 2 3 full false Conflict River Conflict River Conflict is an inevitable part of life but it doesn't have to be a sucky part of life. Hop in the canoe and let's talk Beer Soap, Chinese Overreach,  and how to manage conflict for the better. This is a fun river!

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]]> Conflict is an inevitable part of life but it doesn't have to be a sucky part of life. Hop in the canoe and let's talk Beer Soap, Chinese Overreach,  and how to manage conflict for the better. This is a fun river!

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]]> Junior Ziegler Jordan Machonga Buzzsprout-9223717 Mon, 20 Sep 2021 01:00:00 -0400 1440 2 2 full false Q&A River Part 2 Q&A River Part 2 Season 2 starts with lots of great questions for the river.  Is swearing a sin? Is love a feeling?  Qa river is always full of surprises. Not to mention we review and rate the best chicken sandwich in Chicago land. 

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]]> Season 2 starts with lots of great questions for the river.  Is swearing a sin? Is love a feeling?  Qa river is always full of surprises. Not to mention we review and rate the best chicken sandwich in Chicago land. 

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]]> Junior Ziegler Jordan Machonga Buzzsprout-9181177 Mon, 13 Sep 2021 01:00:00 -0400 1673 2 1 full false Temptation River Temptation River It's not just about sex. It's time to take back the fight. Join the conversation- lets talk monkeys,  castration and mold. This river provides some great tools in the fight to being  disciplined and more free.

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]]> It's not just about sex. It's time to take back the fight. Join the conversation- lets talk monkeys,  castration and mold. This river provides some great tools in the fight to being  disciplined and more free.

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]]> Junior Ziegler Jordan Machonga Buzzsprout-8480107 Fri, 07 May 2021 18:00:00 -0400 1257 1 17 full false Happpiness River Happpiness River Come on, you wish you were happpier.  Just admit it!  You want to be consistently happpier.  This episode will show you how, hop in the canoe. We talk Brady, Elvis, KY, Studies, and 3p’s to cultivate happpiness in your life. This is a fun one.

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]]> Come on, you wish you were happpier.  Just admit it!  You want to be consistently happpier.  This episode will show you how, hop in the canoe. We talk Brady, Elvis, KY, Studies, and 3p’s to cultivate happpiness in your life. This is a fun one.

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]]> Junior Ziegler Jordan Machonga Buzzsprout-8437471 Fri, 30 Apr 2021 18:00:00 -0400 1382 1 16 full false Offended River Offended River Do you have thick or thin skin? How do you get thicker skin? This episode if filled with tests, dead fish, and one tough challenge. Hop in the canoe, lets have a conversation.

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]]> Do you have thick or thin skin? How do you get thicker skin? This episode if filled with tests, dead fish, and one tough challenge. Hop in the canoe, lets have a conversation.

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]]> Junior Ziegler Jordan Machonga Buzzsprout-8395287 Sat, 24 Apr 2021 09:00:00 -0400 1230 1 15 full false Marriage River Marriage River The canoe hosts it's first guests!  Lets talk dating vs. marriage, pregnant belly lines, brown eyes & dark complexions.  Everything is on the table in the canoe.

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]]> The canoe hosts it's first guests!  Lets talk dating vs. marriage, pregnant belly lines, brown eyes & dark complexions.  Everything is on the table in the canoe.

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]]> Junior Ziegler Jordan Machonga Buzzsprout-8356077 Sun, 18 Apr 2021 12:00:00 -0400 1367 1 14 full false Politics River Politics River Elephants, donkeys, and monkeys with mind control— this river is a circus.
Hop in the canoe as we talk about how to navigate politics in the 21st century.

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]]> Elephants, donkeys, and monkeys with mind control— this river is a circus.
Hop in the canoe as we talk about how to navigate politics in the 21st century.

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]]> Junior Ziegler Jordan Machonga Buzzsprout-8315655 Sun, 11 Apr 2021 21:00:00 -0400 1425 1 13 full false Regret River Regret River Do you have any regrets in life? Junior and Jordan have a few...  from terrible parenting to kicking someone in the face. Truth is, we all have regret but it's how you leverage it that makes all the difference.  Learn how your past, no matter how shaded, can launch you forward in life. 

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]]> Do you have any regrets in life? Junior and Jordan have a few...  from terrible parenting to kicking someone in the face. Truth is, we all have regret but it's how you leverage it that makes all the difference.  Learn how your past, no matter how shaded, can launch you forward in life. 

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]]> Junior Ziegler Jordan Machonga Buzzsprout-8224523 Sun, 28 Mar 2021 08:00:00 -0400 1202 1 12 full false Work River Work River 1/3 of your life will be spent paddling down the river of work. That's 90,000 hours over the course of a lifetime.  Let's see what Patch Adams, Cotton Candy Day, and Tim Tebow can teach us about how to get the most out of your career.

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]]> 1/3 of your life will be spent paddling down the river of work. That's 90,000 hours over the course of a lifetime.  Let's see what Patch Adams, Cotton Candy Day, and Tim Tebow can teach us about how to get the most out of your career.

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]]> Junior Ziegler Jordan Machonga Buzzsprout-8181664 Sun, 21 Mar 2021 13:00:00 -0400 1254 1 11 full false Rising River Rising River Being desperate, making friends, Junior losing to his wife, Jordan's first date- hop in, Rising River needs to be explored.

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]]> Being desperate, making friends, Junior losing to his wife, Jordan's first date- hop in, Rising River needs to be explored.

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]]> Junior Ziegler Jordan Machonga Buzzsprout-8138777 Sun, 14 Mar 2021 17:00:00 -0400 1367 1 10 full false Q&A River Q&A River We’ve got a mailbag of questions in the canoe with us today.  Are we nearing the end of the world? Did you two become instant friends? How can you work on your marriage when you have bad sex? 

All these and more on Q&A River.

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]]> We’ve got a mailbag of questions in the canoe with us today.  Are we nearing the end of the world? Did you two become instant friends? How can you work on your marriage when you have bad sex? 

All these and more on Q&A River.

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]]> Junior Ziegler Jordan Machonga Buzzsprout-8093723 Sun, 07 Mar 2021 13:00:00 -0500 1245 1 9 full false Man River Part 2 Man River Part 2 What do you think of when you think of a man's man? If beef jerky eatin', axe shavin', gettin' notches on the bedpost is your picture... it's time you redefine manhood. 

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]]> What do you think of when you think of a man's man? If beef jerky eatin', axe shavin', gettin' notches on the bedpost is your picture... it's time you redefine manhood. 

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]]> Junior Ziegler Jordan Machonga Buzzsprout-8044770 Sun, 28 Feb 2021 12:00:00 -0500 1410 1 8 full false Man River Part 1 Man River Part 1 Ladies, believe it or not- this one is aimed at you!  "Simps", masculinity, Hillary Duff, and man's best friend. What isn't on Man River? 

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]]> Ladies, believe it or not- this one is aimed at you!  "Simps", masculinity, Hillary Duff, and man's best friend. What isn't on Man River? 

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]]> Junior Ziegler Jordan Machonga Buzzsprout-7996186 Sun, 21 Feb 2021 17:00:00 -0500 1493 1 7 full false Entertainment River Entertainment River Gladiator, Grand Theft Auto, Gorilla Glue— what doesn’t Entertainment River have?

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]]> Gladiator, Grand Theft Auto, Gorilla Glue— what doesn’t Entertainment River have?

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]]> Junior Ziegler Jordan Machonga Buzzsprout-7865434 Sun, 14 Feb 2021 18:00:00 -0500 1397 1 6 full false Culture River Culture River The Amish, The Office, and a practical guide to navigating culture. This episode is sponsored by Tic Tacs. 

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]]> The Amish, The Office, and a practical guide to navigating culture. This episode is sponsored by Tic Tacs. 

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]]> Junior Ziegler Jordan Machonga Buzzsprout-7722238 Sun, 07 Feb 2021 09:00:00 -0500 1260 1 5 full false Sabbath River Sabbath River Sabbath. Something weird you probably don't do but should do. This river can take your family on a completely new adventure. Grab a paddle and hope in our canoe.


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]]> Sabbath. Something weird you probably don't do but should do. This river can take your family on a completely new adventure. Grab a paddle and hope in our canoe.


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]]> Junior Ziegler Jordan Machonga Buzzsprout-7592497 Sun, 31 Jan 2021 16:00:00 -0500 1242 1 4 full false Life Rules River Part 3 Life Rules River Part 3 Phone addictions, lying, and Junior sending spicy texts to the wrong person.  Grab a paddle and let's finish our life rules river.

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]]> Phone addictions, lying, and Junior sending spicy texts to the wrong person.  Grab a paddle and let's finish our life rules river.

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]]> Junior Ziegler Jordan Machonga Buzzsprout-7250098 Mon, 11 Jan 2021 23:00:00 -0500 1240 1 3 full false Life Rules River Part 2 Life Rules River Part 2 Empty Keurigs, being fashionably early, and Jordan getting paid by a pornstar... This is quite the river.  Grab a paddle and hop in our canoe.

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]]> Empty Keurigs, being fashionably early, and Jordan getting paid by a pornstar... This is quite the river.  Grab a paddle and hop in our canoe.

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]]> Junior Ziegler Jordan Machonga Buzzsprout-7250095 Mon, 11 Jan 2021 23:00:00 -0500 1226 1 2 full false Life Rules River Part 1 Life Rules River Part 1 The best adventures are fun, challenging & beneficial. Conversations are the same. Hop in our canoe, let's do both. During this episode, we are paddling down Life Rules River where we talk about breakfast, aliens, and making your bed. 

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]]> The best adventures are fun, challenging & beneficial. Conversations are the same. Hop in our canoe, let's do both. During this episode, we are paddling down Life Rules River where we talk about breakfast, aliens, and making your bed. 

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