The Story of Heidelberg Mon, 09 Mar 2026 10:54:46 -0400 http://Www.thestoryofheidelberg.com en © 2026 The Story of Heidelberg yes c1e83051-8e79-55cd-83b1-e4d6ec4268e3 Hunter Klein episodic true Buzzsprout (https://www.buzzsprout.com) Hunter Klein https://storage.buzzsprout.com/fx5iq2wmhd0s04nbq01suatcdlx6?.jpg The Story of Heidelberg http://Www.thestoryofheidelberg.com Chapter 8, Part 1 - Martinez Chapter 8, Part 1 - Martinez Elmer gets some storytelling help from three anonymous witnesses – Ludvig, Dominic, and Gary. Heidelberg reels from an explosion that burns two of their own. The Allies join forces with terrorists to take down a greater evil. Milo and Ilsa take advantage of the chaos and hatch a plan.

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]]> Elmer gets some storytelling help from three anonymous witnesses – Ludvig, Dominic, and Gary. Heidelberg reels from an explosion that burns two of their own. The Allies join forces with terrorists to take down a greater evil. Milo and Ilsa take advantage of the chaos and hatch a plan.

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]]> Hunter Klein Buzzsprout-8018619 Thu, 01 Apr 2021 06:00:00 -0400 2426 1 8 full true The Epilogue The Epilogue Elmer puts a bow on our report with the post-Heidelberg lives of our surviving characters.

]]> Elmer puts a bow on our report with the post-Heidelberg lives of our surviving characters.

]]> Hunter Klein Buzzsprout-8248096 Thu, 01 Apr 2021 05:00:00 -0400 583 1 bonus true Chapter 8, Part 2 - The Story of Passover, The Musical Chapter 8, Part 2 - The Story of Passover, The Musical It’s show day. Klaus stresses about last minute arrangements and executions. Meanwhile, Herman meets his hero, and Carter enforces his wristband-only policy. The spies make one last ditch effort to hit their target. 

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]]> It’s show day. Klaus stresses about last minute arrangements and executions. Meanwhile, Herman meets his hero, and Carter enforces his wristband-only policy. The spies make one last ditch effort to hit their target. 

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]]> Hunter Klein Buzzsprout-8018626 Thu, 01 Apr 2021 05:00:00 -0400 2868 1 8 full true Chapter 7 - The Meat of the Hamburger Chapter 7 - The Meat of the Hamburger A new Obersturmbannfuhrer rules shakily over an unstable Heidelberg. A death in the camp sparks vengeance from a dangerous group. The spies catch a break with the return of an old partner. Klaus deals with National Socialist Healthcare.   

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]]> A new Obersturmbannfuhrer rules shakily over an unstable Heidelberg. A death in the camp sparks vengeance from a dangerous group. The spies catch a break with the return of an old partner. Klaus deals with National Socialist Healthcare.   

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]]> Hunter Klein Buzzsprout-8018610 Thu, 25 Mar 2021 05:00:00 -0400 3247 1 7 full true Chapter 6 - A Breaking Point Chapter 6 - A Breaking Point With a certain special guest now firmly set on seeing the show, Klaus’s mental fortitude wears thin – and he turns to self-medication. Felix and Maximilian develop a surprising bond. Ernestine suspects insurgence. The afflictions grow worse.

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]]> With a certain special guest now firmly set on seeing the show, Klaus’s mental fortitude wears thin – and he turns to self-medication. Felix and Maximilian develop a surprising bond. Ernestine suspects insurgence. The afflictions grow worse.

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]]> Hunter Klein Buzzsprout-8018605 Thu, 18 Mar 2021 05:00:00 -0400 3087 1 6 full true Chapter 5 - The Perfect Sturm Chapter 5 - The Perfect Sturm Elmer shotguns a beer and deep dives into the origin story of Finance Minister Carter Newport. Later, tumult at the camp has Klaus’s father doubting the progress of their production, so he sends a theater critic in to review – and a rather famous one at that. Carter and Ernestine have a few visitors themselves who have chosen to invest in their new financial venture. Meanwhile, the camp experiences some notorious, familiar…afflictions. 

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]]> Elmer shotguns a beer and deep dives into the origin story of Finance Minister Carter Newport. Later, tumult at the camp has Klaus’s father doubting the progress of their production, so he sends a theater critic in to review – and a rather famous one at that. Carter and Ernestine have a few visitors themselves who have chosen to invest in their new financial venture. Meanwhile, the camp experiences some notorious, familiar…afflictions. 

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]]> Hunter Klein Buzzsprout-8018575 Thu, 11 Mar 2021 05:00:00 -0500 3436 1 5 full true Chapter 4 - Don’t Think Zweice Chapter 4 - Don’t Think Zweice With the new Camp Commandant at the helm, Klaus considers his future at Heidelberg. Meanwhile, Mrs. Ullengaard and her partner make a stunning discovery about the enemy. Restrictive protocol measures with the same name as a famous a Hollywood actor are enacted. A deadly theater game is played.

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]]> With the new Camp Commandant at the helm, Klaus considers his future at Heidelberg. Meanwhile, Mrs. Ullengaard and her partner make a stunning discovery about the enemy. Restrictive protocol measures with the same name as a famous a Hollywood actor are enacted. A deadly theater game is played.

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]]> Hunter Klein Buzzsprout-8018554 Thu, 04 Mar 2021 05:00:00 -0500 3165 1 4 full true Chapter 3 - Flight of Ze Falke Chapter 3 - Flight of Ze Falke The German Army has been losing, and the Nazi high-command believes it could be coming from a leak – in Heidelberg. To evaluate, Klaus’s brother Major Felix Schnoodlenoodle, “Ze Falke,” is sent in.

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]]> The German Army has been losing, and the Nazi high-command believes it could be coming from a leak – in Heidelberg. To evaluate, Klaus’s brother Major Felix Schnoodlenoodle, “Ze Falke,” is sent in.

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]]> Hunter Klein Buzzsprout-8018540 Thu, 25 Feb 2021 05:00:00 -0500 3219 1 3 full true Chapter 2 - The Consecration of Mr. Pibb Chapter 2 - The Consecration of Mr. Pibb Elmer explores the origins of Prisoner Maximilian Epstein – the camp’s lone quadruple threat. Later, Klaus holds auditions for an ambitious new musical and is wowed by a performance. Mademoiselle Ernestine Fluff, the Camp Clown, holds a financial brain trust meeting to boost camp capital, where Finance Minister Carter Newport has an idea. Mrs. Ullengaard makes an important discovery.

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]]> Elmer explores the origins of Prisoner Maximilian Epstein – the camp’s lone quadruple threat. Later, Klaus holds auditions for an ambitious new musical and is wowed by a performance. Mademoiselle Ernestine Fluff, the Camp Clown, holds a financial brain trust meeting to boost camp capital, where Finance Minister Carter Newport has an idea. Mrs. Ullengaard makes an important discovery.

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]]> Hunter Klein Buzzsprout-8018512 Thu, 25 Feb 2021 05:00:00 -0500 3035 1 2 full true Chapter 1 - The Miseducation of Klaus SchnoodleNoodle Chapter 1 - The Miseducation of Klaus SchnoodleNoodle Mrs. Anna Ullengaard begins her mission at Heidelberg, where she is ushered in by Camp Commandant Obersturmbannfuhrer Klaus Schnoodlenoodle – the eccentric son of the right-hand man to Joseph Goebbels at the Propaganda Ministry. As she meets a few guards and prisoners and learns of the theatrical history of the camp, Klaus himself learns of some devastating news. Meanwhile, the arrival of a new prisoner sends shockwaves through the camp.

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]]> Mrs. Anna Ullengaard begins her mission at Heidelberg, where she is ushered in by Camp Commandant Obersturmbannfuhrer Klaus Schnoodlenoodle – the eccentric son of the right-hand man to Joseph Goebbels at the Propaganda Ministry. As she meets a few guards and prisoners and learns of the theatrical history of the camp, Klaus himself learns of some devastating news. Meanwhile, the arrival of a new prisoner sends shockwaves through the camp.

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]]> Buzzsprout-8018372 Thu, 25 Feb 2021 05:00:00 -0500 3030 1 1 full true Heidelberg Trailer Heidelberg Trailer The Story of Heidelberg - Coming Soon to all Streaming Services

]]> The Story of Heidelberg - Coming Soon to all Streaming Services

]]> Hunter Klein Buzzsprout-7912411 Tue, 16 Feb 2021 20:00:00 -0500 137 trailer false CHAPTER 1 - Chapter 1 Entrance Song CHAPTER 1 - Chapter 1 Entrance Song CHAPTER 1 - CHAPTER 1 ENTRANCE SONG
MUSIC AND VOCALS BY BEN CAPLAN
LYRICS BY HUNTER KLEIN

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Uh funf, Uh sechs, Uh funf-sechs-sieben-acht


Heidelberg
Where Every Prisoner
Heidelberg
Is a theater prisoner
Heidelberg/It’s a drama! 
Heidelberg/POW Camp!
Heiiiiiiiiidelberg.

It’s Drama, Entertainment, and Liberal Arts 
For ze prisoners we corral!
At ze end of ze year, we do our production,
To boost SS morale! 

Vat’s important, at Heidelberg Camp,
It’s theater that we choose! (or you die!)
It’s Entertainment, Camp Detainment
So yes, you’ll see some Jewwwwwssssss… (Shield your eyes!)

Heidelberg
Ze express purpose,
Heidelberg,
Is a theater purpose,
Heidelberg/It’s a drama!
Heidelberg/Nazi War Camp!
Heiiiidelberg.

Heidelberg!/We are Nazis!
Where Every Prisoner 
Heidelberg!/We are thespians too!
Is a theater prisoner, 
Heidelberg/It’s a drama!
Heidelberg/POW Camp!

Heiiiiiidelberg. 
Heiiiiiidelberg. 
Heiiiiiiiiiiiil Hitler!

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MUSIC AND VOCALS BY BEN CAPLAN
LYRICS BY HUNTER KLEIN

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Uh funf, Uh sechs, Uh funf-sechs-sieben-acht


Heidelberg
Where Every Prisoner
Heidelberg
Is a theater prisoner
Heidelberg/It’s a drama! 
Heidelberg/POW Camp!
Heiiiiiiiiidelberg.

It’s Drama, Entertainment, and Liberal Arts 
For ze prisoners we corral!
At ze end of ze year, we do our production,
To boost SS morale! 

Vat’s important, at Heidelberg Camp,
It’s theater that we choose! (or you die!)
It’s Entertainment, Camp Detainment
So yes, you’ll see some Jewwwwwssssss… (Shield your eyes!)

Heidelberg
Ze express purpose,
Heidelberg,
Is a theater purpose,
Heidelberg/It’s a drama!
Heidelberg/Nazi War Camp!
Heiiiidelberg.

Heidelberg!/We are Nazis!
Where Every Prisoner 
Heidelberg!/We are thespians too!
Is a theater prisoner, 
Heidelberg/It’s a drama!
Heidelberg/POW Camp!

Heiiiiiidelberg. 
Heiiiiiidelberg. 
Heiiiiiiiiiiiil Hitler!

]]> Hunter Klein Buzzsprout-7195978 Mon, 18 Jan 2021 13:00:00 -0500 83 Music 1 1 bonus false CHAPTER 2 - Chapter 2 Entrance Song and Recap CHAPTER 2 - Chapter 2 Entrance Song and Recap CHAPTER 2 - CHAPTER 2 ENTRANCE SONG AND RECAP
MUSIC AND VOCALS BY BEN CAPLAN
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Heidelberg
Where Every Prisoner
Heidelberg
Is a theater prisoner
Heidelberg/It’s a drama!
Heidelberg/POW Camp!
Heiiiiiiiiidelberg.

Obersturmbunnfuhrer
SchnoodleNoodle
Has his 3 month Passover plan,
Ilsa Von Hammerstein’s mad at Milo,
For not killing Uncle Sam (vat a douche!)

Our hero Grandma Ullengaard,
Is fighting for our cause.
The dawn was darker, but she found a partner,
Herman never found his swastiKAAAA!!! (where is it? I don’t know! HEY!)

Heidelberg!
There’s no resilience,
Heidelberg 
Like Maximilian’s
Heidelberg!/He’s a spy too!
Heidelberg!/If you forgot zat!

Heiiiidelberg
Heiiiiidelberg
Heiiiiiiil Hitler!!!!!!!

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MUSIC AND VOCALS BY BEN CAPLAN
LYRICS BY HUNTER KLEIN

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Heidelberg
Where Every Prisoner
Heidelberg
Is a theater prisoner
Heidelberg/It’s a drama!
Heidelberg/POW Camp!
Heiiiiiiiiidelberg.

Obersturmbunnfuhrer
SchnoodleNoodle
Has his 3 month Passover plan,
Ilsa Von Hammerstein’s mad at Milo,
For not killing Uncle Sam (vat a douche!)

Our hero Grandma Ullengaard,
Is fighting for our cause.
The dawn was darker, but she found a partner,
Herman never found his swastiKAAAA!!! (where is it? I don’t know! HEY!)

Heidelberg!
There’s no resilience,
Heidelberg 
Like Maximilian’s
Heidelberg!/He’s a spy too!
Heidelberg!/If you forgot zat!

Heiiiidelberg
Heiiiiidelberg
Heiiiiiiil Hitler!!!!!!!

]]> Hunter Klein Buzzsprout-7196422 Sun, 17 Jan 2021 14:00:00 -0500 73 Music 1 2 bonus false CHAPTER 2 - Hail, Hail Pharaoh CHAPTER 2 - Hail, Hail Pharaoh CHAPTER 2 - HAIL, HAIL PHARAOH
MUSIC, LYRICS AND VOCALS BY BEN CAPLAN

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When my father died, the pharaoh before.
He gave me one command. 
He said to me, “Son, it’s your turn to rule 
And rule you must with an iron hand.” 
So I took his words 
And took them to heart. 
Enslaving the Jews 
Is how I did my part 
Now each way you look a pyramid grows 
As giant and pointy as each Jewish nose. 


Hail, hail Pharaoh our king. 
Kiss, kiss his glorious ring. 
Each, each, Egyptian will choose 
The leader of us and enslaver of Jews 


I consider myself quite good at my work.
I’m powerful, but fair. (He’s so fair!)
I listen to all of the Hebrew’s complaints,
Then order the guards throw them out by their hair!
They whine, “We can’t carry
These bricks. It’s genetic!
We’re lazy and weak
And not very athletic.”
So to all of the Jews, I give them this tip
It’s do what I say or here comes the whip!

Hail, Hail, Pharaoh the great
All the Hebrews, we hate.
They’re lazy, we all can agree!
But you get what you pay for when labor is free.

Oh oh oh, is it hard to be the Pharaoh?
No no no, so long as you keep your focus narrow:
Build your empire using slaves
Work them into early graves.
And as long as they’re not underfoot
Then everything will be ser güt!

Now Moses approaches with all his demands 
To let his people go 
He threatens Egyptians with all kinds of plagues 
But I think it’s garbage, and so I say “No.” 
The Hebrews may think
That they’ll overtake me 
But there is no number of 
Plagues that will break me 
And if they keep up this behavior so vile! 
It’s not just their babies I’ll drown in the Nile! 

Hail, Hail, Pharaoh our God 
All his words we applaud 
Oh, obey him you must! 
And if you do not, he will turn you to dust! 

Though Moses supposes I’ll set the Jews free, 
It will not be long ’til he’s bowing down to me! 

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MUSIC, LYRICS AND VOCALS BY BEN CAPLAN

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When my father died, the pharaoh before.
He gave me one command. 
He said to me, “Son, it’s your turn to rule 
And rule you must with an iron hand.” 
So I took his words 
And took them to heart. 
Enslaving the Jews 
Is how I did my part 
Now each way you look a pyramid grows 
As giant and pointy as each Jewish nose. 


Hail, hail Pharaoh our king. 
Kiss, kiss his glorious ring. 
Each, each, Egyptian will choose 
The leader of us and enslaver of Jews 


I consider myself quite good at my work.
I’m powerful, but fair. (He’s so fair!)
I listen to all of the Hebrew’s complaints,
Then order the guards throw them out by their hair!
They whine, “We can’t carry
These bricks. It’s genetic!
We’re lazy and weak
And not very athletic.”
So to all of the Jews, I give them this tip
It’s do what I say or here comes the whip!

Hail, Hail, Pharaoh the great
All the Hebrews, we hate.
They’re lazy, we all can agree!
But you get what you pay for when labor is free.

Oh oh oh, is it hard to be the Pharaoh?
No no no, so long as you keep your focus narrow:
Build your empire using slaves
Work them into early graves.
And as long as they’re not underfoot
Then everything will be ser güt!

Now Moses approaches with all his demands 
To let his people go 
He threatens Egyptians with all kinds of plagues 
But I think it’s garbage, and so I say “No.” 
The Hebrews may think
That they’ll overtake me 
But there is no number of 
Plagues that will break me 
And if they keep up this behavior so vile! 
It’s not just their babies I’ll drown in the Nile! 

Hail, Hail, Pharaoh our God 
All his words we applaud 
Oh, obey him you must! 
And if you do not, he will turn you to dust! 

Though Moses supposes I’ll set the Jews free, 
It will not be long ’til he’s bowing down to me! 

]]> Hunter Klein Buzzsprout-7323967 Sat, 16 Jan 2021 15:00:00 -0500 202 Music 1 2 bonus false CHAPTER 3 – Chapter 3 Entrance Song and Recap CHAPTER 3 – Chapter 3 Entrance Song and Recap CHAPTER 3 – CHAPTER 3 ENTRANCE SONG AND RECAP3
MUSIC AND VOCALS BY BEN CAPLAN
LYRICS BY HUNTER KLEIN

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Heidelberg
Where Every Prisoner
Heidelberg
Is a Theater Prisoner
Heidelberg (It’s a Drama!)
Heidelberg (POW Camp!)
Heiiiiiidelberg

Auditions at ze camp for ze Pharaoh role,
Put Max and Milo at odds,
Jealous suspicion led to Milo’s decision,
To help Herman Hamburgers’ cause 

We heard of Max’s, love and loss,
Ze taking of Marmalade (with some sex!)
Und Ze finance plan, to help American brands,
Got Carter out of his cage!!!!!! (Ze US did deals with the Nazis? YEAH!)

Heidelberg!
Our heroes inspiring…
Heidelberg!
Found Klaus’s diary!
Heidelberg! (It’s a clue to!)
Heidelberg! (SchnoodleNoodle!)

Heiiiiiiidelberg.
Heiiiiiiidelberg.
Heiiiiiilll Hitler!!!!!

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MUSIC AND VOCALS BY BEN CAPLAN
LYRICS BY HUNTER KLEIN

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Heidelberg
Where Every Prisoner
Heidelberg
Is a Theater Prisoner
Heidelberg (It’s a Drama!)
Heidelberg (POW Camp!)
Heiiiiiidelberg

Auditions at ze camp for ze Pharaoh role,
Put Max and Milo at odds,
Jealous suspicion led to Milo’s decision,
To help Herman Hamburgers’ cause 

We heard of Max’s, love and loss,
Ze taking of Marmalade (with some sex!)
Und Ze finance plan, to help American brands,
Got Carter out of his cage!!!!!! (Ze US did deals with the Nazis? YEAH!)

Heidelberg!
Our heroes inspiring…
Heidelberg!
Found Klaus’s diary!
Heidelberg! (It’s a clue to!)
Heidelberg! (SchnoodleNoodle!)

Heiiiiiiidelberg.
Heiiiiiiidelberg.
Heiiiiiilll Hitler!!!!!

]]> Hunter Klein Buzzsprout-7323787 Fri, 15 Jan 2021 14:00:00 -0500 73 Music 1 2 bonus false CHAPTER 3 – A-Lad-in an SS Uniform (A Whole New Reich) CHAPTER 3 – A-Lad-in an SS Uniform (A Whole New Reich) CHAPTER 3 – A-LAD-IN AN SS UNIFORM (A WHOLE NEW REICH)
MUSIC BY JOHN PREATOR
VOCALS BY ROBERT JOHNSTON
LYRICS BY HUNTER KLEIN

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I can show you ze Reich,
Strong and handsome, with biggggg hands,
Blond and blue-eyed, its bulging pecs burst through his Nazi garb.

We make eyes at ze bar,
Giant biceps, those new lands,
We share a Hofbrau, and laugh and dance, I call my mom to say,
It’s a Whole New Reichhhhh!”
A New World Order in my bed,
It came and laid me down,
Made my Lebens-raum!
And then I went downtown…

“To a Whole New Reichhhhhh!”
A place for Hitler and his friends!
Everyone’s cool and tall!
No Jews at all!
And now I’m in a whole New Reich with you…
Now I’m in a Whole New REICHHH!!

I wake up in his bed (Fredericks: What is this song about?)
I turn over, he’s notttt there.
I bawl my eyes out, the same old song and dance,
Until I see!

A Whole New Reich!! (Fredericks: Is ze Reich like a guy?)
Holding coffees in his big hands (Schulze: He just said it got coffees )
No it’s not Weimar Law!
Or Alcohol!
Yes mom this new Reich has got it all……… (Schulze: Zese are weird lyrics)

There’s no way this new Reich’s gonna fall.

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MUSIC BY JOHN PREATOR
VOCALS BY ROBERT JOHNSTON
LYRICS BY HUNTER KLEIN

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I can show you ze Reich,
Strong and handsome, with biggggg hands,
Blond and blue-eyed, its bulging pecs burst through his Nazi garb.

We make eyes at ze bar,
Giant biceps, those new lands,
We share a Hofbrau, and laugh and dance, I call my mom to say,
It’s a Whole New Reichhhhh!”
A New World Order in my bed,
It came and laid me down,
Made my Lebens-raum!
And then I went downtown…

“To a Whole New Reichhhhhh!”
A place for Hitler and his friends!
Everyone’s cool and tall!
No Jews at all!
And now I’m in a whole New Reich with you…
Now I’m in a Whole New REICHHH!!

I wake up in his bed (Fredericks: What is this song about?)
I turn over, he’s notttt there.
I bawl my eyes out, the same old song and dance,
Until I see!

A Whole New Reich!! (Fredericks: Is ze Reich like a guy?)
Holding coffees in his big hands (Schulze: He just said it got coffees )
No it’s not Weimar Law!
Or Alcohol!
Yes mom this new Reich has got it all……… (Schulze: Zese are weird lyrics)

There’s no way this new Reich’s gonna fall.

]]> Hunter Klein Buzzsprout-7325026 Thu, 14 Jan 2021 16:00:00 -0500 117 Music 1 4 bonus false CHAPTER 4 - Chapter 4 Entrance Song and Recap CHAPTER 4 - Chapter 4 Entrance Song and Recap CHAPTER 4 - CHAPTER 4 ENTRANCE SONG AND RECAP
MUSIC AND VOCALS BY BEN CAPLAN
LYRICS BY HUNTER KLEIN

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Heidelberg
Where Every Prisoner
Heidelberg
Is a Theater Prisoner
Heidelberg (It’s a Drama!)
Heidelberg (POW Camp!)
Heiiiiiidelberg.

Obersturmbunnfuhrer’s Diary Breach,
Led to serious German loss,
To fix ze leakage, they sent Brother Felix,
To lend some gravitas.

But after inspection of Heidelberg Camp,
It’s Klaus he stood against,
His brother’s hurting, and with camp clown Ern-stine,
It’s definitely sexually tense!!!! (I hope we find out why HEY!)

Heidelberg! 
Will Max and Grandma?
Heidelberg!
Uncover Felix Plan now!
Heidelberg! (He’s a stage man!)
Heidelberg! (He’s an RH man!)    

Heiiiiiiidelberg!
Heiiiiiiidelberg!
Heiiiiiiil Hitler!!!!!!

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MUSIC AND VOCALS BY BEN CAPLAN
LYRICS BY HUNTER KLEIN

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Heidelberg
Where Every Prisoner
Heidelberg
Is a Theater Prisoner
Heidelberg (It’s a Drama!)
Heidelberg (POW Camp!)
Heiiiiiidelberg.

Obersturmbunnfuhrer’s Diary Breach,
Led to serious German loss,
To fix ze leakage, they sent Brother Felix,
To lend some gravitas.

But after inspection of Heidelberg Camp,
It’s Klaus he stood against,
His brother’s hurting, and with camp clown Ern-stine,
It’s definitely sexually tense!!!! (I hope we find out why HEY!)

Heidelberg! 
Will Max and Grandma?
Heidelberg!
Uncover Felix Plan now!
Heidelberg! (He’s a stage man!)
Heidelberg! (He’s an RH man!)    

Heiiiiiiidelberg!
Heiiiiiiidelberg!
Heiiiiiiil Hitler!!!!!!

]]> Hunter Klein Buzzsprout-7323856 Wed, 13 Jan 2021 14:00:00 -0500 73 Music 1 4 bonus false CHAPTER 4 - Summer Days Driftin’ Away (In Between The World Wars of The Reich) CHAPTER 4 - Summer Days Driftin’ Away (In Between The World Wars of The Reich) CHAPTER 4 - SUMMER DAYS DRIFTIN’ AWAY (IN BETWEEN THE WORLD WARS OF THE REICH)
MUSIC BY JOHN PREATOR
VOCALS BY CANNING ROBB AND ROBERT JOHNSTON
LYRICS BY HUNTER KLEIN

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Mademoiselle Ernestine: Summer lovin.’ Had me a blast.
Felix: Summer Lovin.’ Happened so fast.
Mademoiselle Ernestine: I met this German boy, crazy for me.
Felix: I met zis tiny clown, cute as could be.

Mademoiselle/Felix: Summer Days! Driftin’ Away! In between, the World Wars of the Reich!
Grandma Ullengaard: Tell me more, tell me more. Did he keep things unseen?
CHORUS OF SOLDIERS: Tell me more! Tell me more! Was she almost so mean!

Felix: SHUT UP! SHUT UP!
Felix: Jesus Christ, I’m doing an interview here!
Fredericks: I’m sorry, it’s just, Mademoiselle Ernestine was doing one earlier, and it seems to really sync up rhythmically with the one you’re doing now!
Schulze: Yeah, and lyrically.
Felix: Vell I don’t care! Everyone get back to work!

Felix: [to Grandma] Anyway, Mrs. Ullengaard. About my brief affair with Mademoiselle Ernestine when she was an exchange student at my greaser high school...

Mademoiselle/Felix: [perfectly harmonized] Summer days...
Fredericks: See I bet you this harmonizes with Ernestine’s!
Mademoiselle:/Felix: “Driftin’ away, In between, the World Wars of the REICH!”

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MUSIC BY JOHN PREATOR
VOCALS BY CANNING ROBB AND ROBERT JOHNSTON
LYRICS BY HUNTER KLEIN

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Mademoiselle Ernestine: Summer lovin.’ Had me a blast.
Felix: Summer Lovin.’ Happened so fast.
Mademoiselle Ernestine: I met this German boy, crazy for me.
Felix: I met zis tiny clown, cute as could be.

Mademoiselle/Felix: Summer Days! Driftin’ Away! In between, the World Wars of the Reich!
Grandma Ullengaard: Tell me more, tell me more. Did he keep things unseen?
CHORUS OF SOLDIERS: Tell me more! Tell me more! Was she almost so mean!

Felix: SHUT UP! SHUT UP!
Felix: Jesus Christ, I’m doing an interview here!
Fredericks: I’m sorry, it’s just, Mademoiselle Ernestine was doing one earlier, and it seems to really sync up rhythmically with the one you’re doing now!
Schulze: Yeah, and lyrically.
Felix: Vell I don’t care! Everyone get back to work!

Felix: [to Grandma] Anyway, Mrs. Ullengaard. About my brief affair with Mademoiselle Ernestine when she was an exchange student at my greaser high school...

Mademoiselle/Felix: [perfectly harmonized] Summer days...
Fredericks: See I bet you this harmonizes with Ernestine’s!
Mademoiselle:/Felix: “Driftin’ away, In between, the World Wars of the REICH!”

]]> Hunter Klein Buzzsprout-7325149 Tue, 12 Jan 2021 16:00:00 -0500 121 Music 1 4 bonus true CHAPTER 5 - Chapter 5 Entrance Song and Recap (EDM Mix) CHAPTER 5 - Chapter 5 Entrance Song and Recap (EDM Mix) CHAPTER 5 - CHAPTER 5 ENTRANCE SONG AND RECAP (EDM Mix)
MUSIC AND VOCALS BY BEN CAPLAN
LYRICS BY HUNTER KLEIN

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Heidelberg 
Where Every Prisoner
Heidelberg
Is a Theater Prisoner
Heidelberg (It’s a Drama!)Heidelberg (POW Camp!)
Heiiiiiiiiidelberg.

Milo stumbled into our grandma’s world,
To her and Maximilian’s cause,
With Felix ze head-he made ze camp more deadly,
By bringing in Jude Laws (not ze actor!)

They did some improv, it wasn’t great,
So awkward they were shot, (I can’t watch!)
But Klaus uncovered, his Falcon brother’s,
Theatrical Terrorist Plot!!!! (He also fucked the clown, HEY!)

Heidelberg
You get what you pay for!
Heidelberg
When you’re a Rita Hayworth!
Heidelberg (They’re aggressors)
Heidelberg (Theater-obsessors)

Heiiiiiiidelberg!
Heiiiiiiidelberg!
Heiiiiiiil Hitler!!!!!!

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MUSIC AND VOCALS BY BEN CAPLAN
LYRICS BY HUNTER KLEIN

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Heidelberg 
Where Every Prisoner
Heidelberg
Is a Theater Prisoner
Heidelberg (It’s a Drama!)Heidelberg (POW Camp!)
Heiiiiiiiiidelberg.

Milo stumbled into our grandma’s world,
To her and Maximilian’s cause,
With Felix ze head-he made ze camp more deadly,
By bringing in Jude Laws (not ze actor!)

They did some improv, it wasn’t great,
So awkward they were shot, (I can’t watch!)
But Klaus uncovered, his Falcon brother’s,
Theatrical Terrorist Plot!!!! (He also fucked the clown, HEY!)

Heidelberg
You get what you pay for!
Heidelberg
When you’re a Rita Hayworth!
Heidelberg (They’re aggressors)
Heidelberg (Theater-obsessors)

Heiiiiiiidelberg!
Heiiiiiiidelberg!
Heiiiiiiil Hitler!!!!!!

]]> Hunter Klein Buzzsprout-7323919 Mon, 11 Jan 2021 14:00:00 -0500 139 Music 1 5 bonus true CHAPTER 5 - Leni Riefenstahl CHAPTER 5 - Leni Riefenstahl CHAPTER 5 - LENI RIEFENSTAHL
MUSIC AND VOCALS BY BEN CAPLAN
LYRICS BY HUNTER KLEIN

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Leni Riefenstahl-stahl-stahl,
She’s got it all-all-all,
Who do I call-call-call
For Leni Riefenstahl-stahl-stahl

I’m up ze wall-wall-wall,
For zis Nazi doll-doll-doll,
Oh Lord, I’ve fall-fall-fall
For Leni Riefenstahl-stahl-stahl

WOP, oooooo,

I met a girl named Riefenstahl, tonight!
And mama, she’s the one for me (I met her at the NSDAP)
It was the Triumph of My Will tonight, ooooAH!
When I asked if she was free (she looked me in the eye and she told me)

You’re cruisin’ for a heartbreak, boy (oh boy!)
Are you a Nazi man? (oh man! Oh man!)
Girl I’m the Lusitania…
And I think I’ll sink if we don’t DANCE! 

7-8!

Leni Riefenstahl-stahl-stahl!
She’s got it all-all-all!
Who do I call-call-call
For Leni Riefenstahl-stahl-stahl

I’ll bite and claw-claw-claw
At her beck and call-call-call
I’m tellin y’all-y’all-y’all
It’s Leni Riefenstahl-stahl-stahl
It’s Leni Riefenstahl-stahl-stahl
Leni Riefenstahhhhhhhhl

Mrs. Riefenstahl-stahl-stahl, WOO!

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MUSIC AND VOCALS BY BEN CAPLAN
LYRICS BY HUNTER KLEIN

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Leni Riefenstahl-stahl-stahl,
She’s got it all-all-all,
Who do I call-call-call
For Leni Riefenstahl-stahl-stahl

I’m up ze wall-wall-wall,
For zis Nazi doll-doll-doll,
Oh Lord, I’ve fall-fall-fall
For Leni Riefenstahl-stahl-stahl

WOP, oooooo,

I met a girl named Riefenstahl, tonight!
And mama, she’s the one for me (I met her at the NSDAP)
It was the Triumph of My Will tonight, ooooAH!
When I asked if she was free (she looked me in the eye and she told me)

You’re cruisin’ for a heartbreak, boy (oh boy!)
Are you a Nazi man? (oh man! Oh man!)
Girl I’m the Lusitania…
And I think I’ll sink if we don’t DANCE! 

7-8!

Leni Riefenstahl-stahl-stahl!
She’s got it all-all-all!
Who do I call-call-call
For Leni Riefenstahl-stahl-stahl

I’ll bite and claw-claw-claw
At her beck and call-call-call
I’m tellin y’all-y’all-y’all
It’s Leni Riefenstahl-stahl-stahl
It’s Leni Riefenstahl-stahl-stahl
Leni Riefenstahhhhhhhhl

Mrs. Riefenstahl-stahl-stahl, WOO!

]]> Hunter Klein Buzzsprout-7324042 Sun, 10 Jan 2021 15:00:00 -0500 96 Music 1 5 bonus false CHAPTER 5 – We’re Breaking Free CHAPTER 5 – We’re Breaking Free CHAPTER 5 - WE'RE BREAKING FREE
MUSIC BY JOHN PREATOR
VOCALS BY CANNING ROBB AND ROBERT JOHNSTON
LYRICS BY HUNTER KLEIN

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We’re soarin’
Flyin’
There’s not a man in Egypt that we can’t flee.

If we’re tryin’ 
So we’re breaking free.
They told us he was Pharaoh,
They told us he would tear you and me apart,

But you and big bro Aaron,
We knew Hebrew heart
And now we stand on desert sand,
Past a parted sea…

WE’RE BREAKING FREE! 

Soarin! Flyin! 
There’s not a slave in Egypt that we can’t free! 
We’re Reclining!
Yeah we’re breaking free,
Matzah making spree…

Torah!
Diaspora!
To- 

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MUSIC BY JOHN PREATOR
VOCALS BY CANNING ROBB AND ROBERT JOHNSTON
LYRICS BY HUNTER KLEIN

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We’re soarin’
Flyin’
There’s not a man in Egypt that we can’t flee.

If we’re tryin’ 
So we’re breaking free.
They told us he was Pharaoh,
They told us he would tear you and me apart,

But you and big bro Aaron,
We knew Hebrew heart
And now we stand on desert sand,
Past a parted sea…

WE’RE BREAKING FREE! 

Soarin! Flyin! 
There’s not a slave in Egypt that we can’t free! 
We’re Reclining!
Yeah we’re breaking free,
Matzah making spree…

Torah!
Diaspora!
To- 

]]> Hunter Klein Buzzsprout-7325218 Sat, 09 Jan 2021 16:00:00 -0500 82 Music 1 5 bonus false CHAPTER 5 – Hitler, Klaus, is Coming to Town CHAPTER 5 – Hitler, Klaus, is Coming to Town CHAPTER 5 - HITLER, KLAUS, IS COMING TO TOWN
MUSIC BY JOHN PREATOR
VOCALS BY CANNING ROBB
LYRICS BY HUNTER KLEIN

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You better watch out,
You better nein cry,
You better eat kraut I’m tellin’ you why!

Hitler Klaus is coming to town!
Hitler Klaus is coming to town!
Hitler Klaus is cominggggg to town….

He’s making a list,
Checking it zveice,
Gonna find out who’s Nazi or Scheisse!

Hitler Klaus is coming to town!
Hitler Klaus is coming to town!
Hitler Klaus is cominggggg to town….

He strikes you when you’re sleeping,
Just ask Russia, und ze West, (zose swines!)
But even if you’re Nazi, you best be good,
Because a naughty Nazi, is Not-ze best!
(A naughty Nazi, is not ze best!)

Hitler Klaus is coming to town!
Hitler Klaus is coming to town!
Hitler Klaus is cominggggg to town….

Ze Fuhrer, Klaus, is coming…to TOWN!!!!!!

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MUSIC BY JOHN PREATOR
VOCALS BY CANNING ROBB
LYRICS BY HUNTER KLEIN

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You better watch out,
You better nein cry,
You better eat kraut I’m tellin’ you why!

Hitler Klaus is coming to town!
Hitler Klaus is coming to town!
Hitler Klaus is cominggggg to town….

He’s making a list,
Checking it zveice,
Gonna find out who’s Nazi or Scheisse!

Hitler Klaus is coming to town!
Hitler Klaus is coming to town!
Hitler Klaus is cominggggg to town….

He strikes you when you’re sleeping,
Just ask Russia, und ze West, (zose swines!)
But even if you’re Nazi, you best be good,
Because a naughty Nazi, is Not-ze best!
(A naughty Nazi, is not ze best!)

Hitler Klaus is coming to town!
Hitler Klaus is coming to town!
Hitler Klaus is cominggggg to town….

Ze Fuhrer, Klaus, is coming…to TOWN!!!!!!

]]> Hunter Klein Buzzsprout-7325266 Fri, 08 Jan 2021 16:00:00 -0500 96 Music 1 5 bonus false CHAPTER 6 - Chapter 6 Entrance Song and Recap CHAPTER 6 - Chapter 6 Entrance Song and Recap CHAPTER 6 - ENTRANCE SONG AND RECAP
MUSIC AND VOCALS BY BEN CAPLAN
LYRICS BY HUNTER KLEIN

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Heidelberg 
Where Every Prisoner
Heidelberg
Is a Theater Prisoner
Heidelberg (It’s a Drama!)
Heidelberg (POW Camp!)
Heiiiiiiiiidelberg.

A shootout at ze stage left Felix shot,
Und Ze camp got hit with ze plagues!
Max is nervous, is zis God’s purpose?
But he’s typically cryptic and vague! (Damn he’s cool!)

A Ritual Sacrifice, went awry, 
With Americans in ze crowd, (zere also bros!)
Despite ze dead, Leni’s letter said,
Zat Hitler’s coming to town!!!! (Santa Fuhrer Kristoff Kringle HEY!)

Heidelberg
It’s 3 weeks from ShowTime,
Heidelberg
But 3 weeks is no time! 
Heidelberg (Will Klaus break down?)
Heidelberg (Deal with zose plagues now?)

Heiiiiiiidelberg!
Heiiiiiiidelberg!
Heiiiiiiil Hitler!!!!!!

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MUSIC AND VOCALS BY BEN CAPLAN
LYRICS BY HUNTER KLEIN

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Heidelberg 
Where Every Prisoner
Heidelberg
Is a Theater Prisoner
Heidelberg (It’s a Drama!)
Heidelberg (POW Camp!)
Heiiiiiiiiidelberg.

A shootout at ze stage left Felix shot,
Und Ze camp got hit with ze plagues!
Max is nervous, is zis God’s purpose?
But he’s typically cryptic and vague! (Damn he’s cool!)

A Ritual Sacrifice, went awry, 
With Americans in ze crowd, (zere also bros!)
Despite ze dead, Leni’s letter said,
Zat Hitler’s coming to town!!!! (Santa Fuhrer Kristoff Kringle HEY!)

Heidelberg
It’s 3 weeks from ShowTime,
Heidelberg
But 3 weeks is no time! 
Heidelberg (Will Klaus break down?)
Heidelberg (Deal with zose plagues now?)

Heiiiiiiidelberg!
Heiiiiiiidelberg!
Heiiiiiiil Hitler!!!!!!

]]> Hunter Klein Buzzsprout-7323937 Thu, 07 Jan 2021 14:00:00 -0500 73 Music 1 6 bonus true CHAPTER 6 - I Saw The Reich CHAPTER 6 - I Saw The Reich CHAPTER 6 - I SAW THE REICH
VOCALS BY CANNING ROBB, ROBERT JOHNSTON AND RYDER KLEIN
LYRICS BY HUNTER KLEIN

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Dah-Dah-Dah 
I, I got a new Reich,
You would hardly recognize it, it’s so (NEW),
It ain’t the fourth Reich,
Or the Second, Ooooooo

Why did I bother, with any ol Reich for me,
Adolf Hitler’s Reich…
Baby it’s the third one.

I saw ze Reich, and it opened up my eyes!
To-be-clear-I’m-not TALKIN’ bout Reich #5 or 6, 
The Third Reich, is the one we’re on!

I saw ze Reich, it’s ze one with the hairy chest!
I saw ze Reich! (reich-reich-reich-reich-reich-reich…)
I saw ze Reich! (reich-reich-reich-reich-reich-reich…)
I saw ze Reich! (Yeah I like number 3, number 3 is the Reich for me)
I saw ze Reich! (No thanks 2 or 4, not to mention like 8 or 9)

Ze Reich I Like!

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VOCALS BY CANNING ROBB, ROBERT JOHNSTON AND RYDER KLEIN
LYRICS BY HUNTER KLEIN

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Dah-Dah-Dah 
I, I got a new Reich,
You would hardly recognize it, it’s so (NEW),
It ain’t the fourth Reich,
Or the Second, Ooooooo

Why did I bother, with any ol Reich for me,
Adolf Hitler’s Reich…
Baby it’s the third one.

I saw ze Reich, and it opened up my eyes!
To-be-clear-I’m-not TALKIN’ bout Reich #5 or 6, 
The Third Reich, is the one we’re on!

I saw ze Reich, it’s ze one with the hairy chest!
I saw ze Reich! (reich-reich-reich-reich-reich-reich…)
I saw ze Reich! (reich-reich-reich-reich-reich-reich…)
I saw ze Reich! (Yeah I like number 3, number 3 is the Reich for me)
I saw ze Reich! (No thanks 2 or 4, not to mention like 8 or 9)

Ze Reich I Like!

]]> Hunter Klein Buzzsprout-7325311 Wed, 06 Jan 2021 16:00:00 -0500 81 Music 1 6 bonus false CHAPTER 7 - Chapter 7 Entrance Song and Recap CHAPTER 7 - Chapter 7 Entrance Song and Recap CHAPTER 7 - CHAPTER 7 ENTRANCE SONG AND RECAP
MUSIC AND VOCALS BY BEN CAPLAN
LYRICS BY HUNTER KLEIN

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Heidelberg 
Where Every Prisoner
Heidelberg
Is a Theater Prisoner
Heidelberg (It’s a Drama!)
Heidelberg (POW Camp!)
Heiiiiiiiiidelberg.

Newport Beach closed and ze money’s gone,
So Carter’s back in his cage!
Plus ze coming Fuhrer-n’ ze plagues unfurlin’,
Have caused a mental break! (Plus lots of drugs!)

Milo and Ilsa, planned to flee,
But our heroes stopped zeir plan.
They fought and brawled, and Klaus caught it all,
But he snapped and left ze camp! (He found Herr Tippers skipped and ran, HEY!)

Heidelberg
Did ze Falcon’s day fall?
Heidelberg
And has Klaus gone AWOL?
Who will save them?
Or overtake zem?

Heiiiiiiidelberg!
Heiiiiiiidelberg!
Heiiiiiiil Hitler!!!!!!

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MUSIC AND VOCALS BY BEN CAPLAN
LYRICS BY HUNTER KLEIN

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Heidelberg 
Where Every Prisoner
Heidelberg
Is a Theater Prisoner
Heidelberg (It’s a Drama!)
Heidelberg (POW Camp!)
Heiiiiiiiiidelberg.

Newport Beach closed and ze money’s gone,
So Carter’s back in his cage!
Plus ze coming Fuhrer-n’ ze plagues unfurlin’,
Have caused a mental break! (Plus lots of drugs!)

Milo and Ilsa, planned to flee,
But our heroes stopped zeir plan.
They fought and brawled, and Klaus caught it all,
But he snapped and left ze camp! (He found Herr Tippers skipped and ran, HEY!)

Heidelberg
Did ze Falcon’s day fall?
Heidelberg
And has Klaus gone AWOL?
Who will save them?
Or overtake zem?

Heiiiiiiidelberg!
Heiiiiiiidelberg!
Heiiiiiiil Hitler!!!!!!

]]> Hunter Klein Buzzsprout-7323940 Tue, 05 Jan 2021 14:00:00 -0500 73 Music 1 7 bonus false CHAPTER 8, PART 1 - Chapter 8 Entrance Song and Recap CHAPTER 8, PART 1 - Chapter 8 Entrance Song and Recap CHAPTER 8, PART 1 - CHAPTER 8 ENTRANCE SONG AND RECAP
MUSIC AND VOCALS BY BEN CAPLAN
LYRICS BY HUNTER KLEIN

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Heidelberg 
Where Every Prisoner
Heidelberg
Is a Theater Prisoner
Heidelberg (It’s a Drama!)
Heidelberg (POW Camp!)
Heiiiiiiiiidelberg.

Felix’s group ze Rita Hayworth Men,
Came back to get revenge!
You may remember zeir violent theater agenda,
And transatlantic accents! (like Cary Grant, sort of)

Milo was kidnapped! Which led Herman 
To sing of a secret love (in Spanish),
When ze men returned, it was Hamburgers’ turn,
To show zem vat he’s made of!! (He shot zem dead while Ilsa krumped HEY!)

Heidelberg!
Our Max and Grandma,
Heidelberg!
Found a plan and Joanna!
Heidelberg! (They’re on track in!)
Heidelberg! (Klaus is BACK in!)

Heiiiiiiidelberg!
Heiiiiiiidelberg!
Heiiiiiiil Hitler!!!!!!

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MUSIC AND VOCALS BY BEN CAPLAN
LYRICS BY HUNTER KLEIN

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Heidelberg 
Where Every Prisoner
Heidelberg
Is a Theater Prisoner
Heidelberg (It’s a Drama!)
Heidelberg (POW Camp!)
Heiiiiiiiiidelberg.

Felix’s group ze Rita Hayworth Men,
Came back to get revenge!
You may remember zeir violent theater agenda,
And transatlantic accents! (like Cary Grant, sort of)

Milo was kidnapped! Which led Herman 
To sing of a secret love (in Spanish),
When ze men returned, it was Hamburgers’ turn,
To show zem vat he’s made of!! (He shot zem dead while Ilsa krumped HEY!)

Heidelberg!
Our Max and Grandma,
Heidelberg!
Found a plan and Joanna!
Heidelberg! (They’re on track in!)
Heidelberg! (Klaus is BACK in!)

Heiiiiiiidelberg!
Heiiiiiiidelberg!
Heiiiiiiil Hitler!!!!!!

]]> Hunter Klein Buzzsprout-7323952 Sun, 03 Jan 2021 14:00:00 -0500 73 Music 1 8 bonus false CHAPTER 8, PART 2 – This Is The End CHAPTER 8, PART 2 – This Is The End CHAPTER 8, PART 2 – THIS IS THE END
VOCALS BY CANNING ROBB
MUSIC AND LYRICS BY BEN CAPLAN
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Another Eye.
Another tooth.
Another reason to believe the broken truth.

That righteous revenge is what God should allow.

How does it end?
Another baby in the Nile?
How does it end?
Another body on the pile?

No.
It ends right here. It ends right now.

This is the end. I lay my armor down
Where the sea, meets the sand.
For we are marching hand in hand.
To the promised land.
As God as my witness, we shall live, again.

Another death.
A stolen soul.
Another martyr born of murder takes its toll.
Did God shatter our chains, so we use them as a sword?

How does it end?
With another needless war?

How does it end?
And what is any of it for?

With my tongue, from the Lord, I say blood shall spill no more!

This is the end. I lay my armor down.
Where the sea, meets the sand.
For we are marching hand in hand.
To the promised land.
As God as my witness, we shall live, again.

At the end of the sea, I see hope and light!
And the ghost of a chance at the end of the night!
We’re the chosen ones. Chosen to do the right thing!

And to the ones, who did not make it all the way.
Standing with God, whom we shall see with you one day.
Give us pride, and your guidance, for the struggle ahead,
Help us cast of the killing and live for life instead!

This is the end. I lay my armor down.
Where the sea, meets the sand.
For we are marching hand in hand.
To the promised land.

As God as my witness… (As God as my witness…)

In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth. And it was…good. And so must we be too.

WE SHALL LIVE AGAIN!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

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VOCALS BY CANNING ROBB
MUSIC AND LYRICS BY BEN CAPLAN
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Another Eye.
Another tooth.
Another reason to believe the broken truth.

That righteous revenge is what God should allow.

How does it end?
Another baby in the Nile?
How does it end?
Another body on the pile?

No.
It ends right here. It ends right now.

This is the end. I lay my armor down
Where the sea, meets the sand.
For we are marching hand in hand.
To the promised land.
As God as my witness, we shall live, again.

Another death.
A stolen soul.
Another martyr born of murder takes its toll.
Did God shatter our chains, so we use them as a sword?

How does it end?
With another needless war?

How does it end?
And what is any of it for?

With my tongue, from the Lord, I say blood shall spill no more!

This is the end. I lay my armor down.
Where the sea, meets the sand.
For we are marching hand in hand.
To the promised land.
As God as my witness, we shall live, again.

At the end of the sea, I see hope and light!
And the ghost of a chance at the end of the night!
We’re the chosen ones. Chosen to do the right thing!

And to the ones, who did not make it all the way.
Standing with God, whom we shall see with you one day.
Give us pride, and your guidance, for the struggle ahead,
Help us cast of the killing and live for life instead!

This is the end. I lay my armor down.
Where the sea, meets the sand.
For we are marching hand in hand.
To the promised land.

As God as my witness… (As God as my witness…)

In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth. And it was…good. And so must we be too.

WE SHALL LIVE AGAIN!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

]]> Hunter Klein Buzzsprout-7831597 Sat, 02 Jan 2021 11:00:00 -0500 260 Music 1 8 bonus false CHAPTER 8, PART 2 – Argentina! CHAPTER 8, PART 2 – Argentina! CHAPTER 8, PART 2 – ARGENTINA!
LYRICS BY HUNTER KLEIN
MUSIC AND VOCALS BY JOHN PREATOR
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Argentina!
Here I go again!
Deutschland, I am gonna miss you!

Argentina! 
Where we’ll show again!
My, my, it’s not cowardice to…

Flee in a losing battle!
Si, I’m un poco rattled…
But in Argentina…you can’t extradite me no!

Buenos Aires,
Salta or San Juan
Fly fly, free from Nazi loss now!
Darling Eva, (Vassup!) Where did we go wrong,

Eva: “Probly, shouldn’t’ve gone to Moscow…”
Eva: (you) Left us on Russian shit’s creek,

Hitler: But like a lightning Blitzkrieg,

To Argentina, nobody will have to know! 

Herman: “Oh mein Gott, Herr Himmler, Goebbels, please do something!”

Argentina,
Hitler’s on his way,
My my, Germany is grieving!
Well, we won’t see him…
His flight leaves TODAY…

Fine, fine, now zat you are leaving…
You’re erratic! (vat ze hell??)

You just bitch and wine!
You throw, tantrums like a toddler!
(also) You’re 5’7! [oh mein gott…]
You are NOT 5’9!
You wear, boots zat make you taller!

Hitler: Argentina! (Men: We’re not finished!)
You think you’re ze brains!
You still, think you didn’t start this!
Well even If you,
Took all ze Jews away,
You’d still, fail at being an Artist!

Wow! Fuck you Himmler!
You’ve all gone insane!
Sorry, I am an auteur now,
Corporal Hamburg, (yes, what!)
It’s Auf Wiedersehen,
It’s your turn to lead the world now!

Turn to be ze Fuhrer now!
Deal with all these jerks now!
Dream won’t be deferred now!....
In Argentina!

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LYRICS BY HUNTER KLEIN
MUSIC AND VOCALS BY JOHN PREATOR
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Argentina!
Here I go again!
Deutschland, I am gonna miss you!

Argentina! 
Where we’ll show again!
My, my, it’s not cowardice to…

Flee in a losing battle!
Si, I’m un poco rattled…
But in Argentina…you can’t extradite me no!

Buenos Aires,
Salta or San Juan
Fly fly, free from Nazi loss now!
Darling Eva, (Vassup!) Where did we go wrong,

Eva: “Probly, shouldn’t’ve gone to Moscow…”
Eva: (you) Left us on Russian shit’s creek,

Hitler: But like a lightning Blitzkrieg,

To Argentina, nobody will have to know! 

Herman: “Oh mein Gott, Herr Himmler, Goebbels, please do something!”

Argentina,
Hitler’s on his way,
My my, Germany is grieving!
Well, we won’t see him…
His flight leaves TODAY…

Fine, fine, now zat you are leaving…
You’re erratic! (vat ze hell??)

You just bitch and wine!
You throw, tantrums like a toddler!
(also) You’re 5’7! [oh mein gott…]
You are NOT 5’9!
You wear, boots zat make you taller!

Hitler: Argentina! (Men: We’re not finished!)
You think you’re ze brains!
You still, think you didn’t start this!
Well even If you,
Took all ze Jews away,
You’d still, fail at being an Artist!

Wow! Fuck you Himmler!
You’ve all gone insane!
Sorry, I am an auteur now,
Corporal Hamburg, (yes, what!)
It’s Auf Wiedersehen,
It’s your turn to lead the world now!

Turn to be ze Fuhrer now!
Deal with all these jerks now!
Dream won’t be deferred now!....
In Argentina!

]]> Hunter Klein Buzzsprout-7831768 Fri, 01 Jan 2021 12:00:00 -0500 130 Music 1 8 bonus true Chapter 0 - “This is the real story.” Chapter 0 - “This is the real story.” “This is the real story.”

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CHAPTER 0 TRANSCRIPT

HEIDELBERG: “THIS IS THE REAL STORY”

WRITTEN BY HUNTER KLEIN


Elmer: In 1943, my grandmother got a call. 


British Man: Hello. Is this Mrs. Ullengaard?


German Woman: Speaking!


British Man: We have heard about your work, Mrs. Ullengaard. We are impressed. 


German Woman: [muffled noises]: Who is zis? You must have ze wrong numba.


British Man: Mrs. Ullengaard…Are you prepared for the most dangerous mission of your life?


Elmer: The man was Stewart Menzies, head of the Secret Intelligence Service in Britain during WW2. My grandmother was a barista in Frankfurt, Germany, where she lived alone. She was a friendly, lively woman, beloved in the community. A skilled videographer, she would often be hired to film birthday parties and neighborhood festivals for friends in the area. And if you put an M16 to any of their heads, not one of them would suspect any anti-Nazi, allied leanings.


Elmer: That’s just how good of a spy she was.


British Man: Mrs. Ullengaard, I need you to come to Allied Headquarters immediately. You could be saving millions of lives.


German Woman: I’m on my way.


[Intense music]


Elmer: The following is more than a recounting of true events: it is a testament to Anna Ullengaard, my grandmother, whose video footage and extensive notes have made this investigative report possible. In our lives, we’ve attributed countless reasons to Nazi demise: American support, the invasion of the Soviet Union, Adolf Hitler’s psychotic break. After 75 years of searching, the truth has finally come to light: it was the espionage done in the Nazi Liberal Arts, Theater, and Drama Camp in Heidelberg, Germany, in the years 1944-1945, that brought down Hitler’s regime. This is the real story. 


Elmer: This is my grandmother’s story. 


Elmer: This. Is. Heidelberg.


END OF CHAPTER 0    

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CHAPTER 0 TRANSCRIPT

HEIDELBERG: “THIS IS THE REAL STORY”

WRITTEN BY HUNTER KLEIN


Elmer: In 1943, my grandmother got a call. 


British Man: Hello. Is this Mrs. Ullengaard?


German Woman: Speaking!


British Man: We have heard about your work, Mrs. Ullengaard. We are impressed. 


German Woman: [muffled noises]: Who is zis? You must have ze wrong numba.


British Man: Mrs. Ullengaard…Are you prepared for the most dangerous mission of your life?


Elmer: The man was Stewart Menzies, head of the Secret Intelligence Service in Britain during WW2. My grandmother was a barista in Frankfurt, Germany, where she lived alone. She was a friendly, lively woman, beloved in the community. A skilled videographer, she would often be hired to film birthday parties and neighborhood festivals for friends in the area. And if you put an M16 to any of their heads, not one of them would suspect any anti-Nazi, allied leanings.


Elmer: That’s just how good of a spy she was.


British Man: Mrs. Ullengaard, I need you to come to Allied Headquarters immediately. You could be saving millions of lives.


German Woman: I’m on my way.


[Intense music]


Elmer: The following is more than a recounting of true events: it is a testament to Anna Ullengaard, my grandmother, whose video footage and extensive notes have made this investigative report possible. In our lives, we’ve attributed countless reasons to Nazi demise: American support, the invasion of the Soviet Union, Adolf Hitler’s psychotic break. After 75 years of searching, the truth has finally come to light: it was the espionage done in the Nazi Liberal Arts, Theater, and Drama Camp in Heidelberg, Germany, in the years 1944-1945, that brought down Hitler’s regime. This is the real story. 


Elmer: This is my grandmother’s story. 


Elmer: This. Is. Heidelberg.


END OF CHAPTER 0    

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