Nessin Around

Episode 179 - Political Treason & Smoking Chocolate

Wed, 15 Apr 2026 13:00:00 -0600

Canada is insane, some of the weirdest shows of my career and a growing chocolate addiction issue

Episode 178 - Quad Amputee Murder

Wed, 25 Mar 2026 16:00:00 -0600

No arm, no legs, no problem still murdering a guy.

Episode 177 - Epstein and Baconators

Thu, 26 Feb 2026 20:00:00 -0700

Crushing Wendys as a cheat meal while wondering wtf is going on with Epstein files.

Episode 176 - Valentines Day Emergency

Thu, 19 Feb 2026 00:00:00 -0700

A medical emergency at my Valentines day show, the worst murder mystery show ever and olympic updates.

Episode 175 - Bad Bunny, Theft Updates, Broken Back

Wed, 11 Feb 2026 00:00:00 -0700

The title says it all!

Episode 174 - GO TO JAIL

Wed, 28 Jan 2026 00:00:00 -0700

Nessin around is back, and already involved in crime.

Episode 173 - Nose Infection, Back from Yukon, Hotel Fridge

Wed, 07 May 2025 15:00:00 -0600

My face almost explodes after a nose infection from WhiteHorse while Air North makes it rain sandwiches and cookies

Episode 172 - Canadian Election, Stolen Amazon Package, WestJet Points

Wed, 30 Apr 2025 20:00:00 -0600

Canada makes a huge decision about staying the same as I search for my missing amazon package and reminisce about earning WestJet rewards

Episode 171 - Blue Origin, Election Debate, Justin Bieber

Tue, 22 Apr 2025 00:00:00 -0600

Recapping the historic blue origin space flight while worrying about Justin Bieber and the Canadian national debate.

Episode 170 - Carbon Tax, Fyre Fest, Masters and Psychos

Tue, 15 Apr 2025 00:00:00 -0600

My reel about carbon tax rips as Fyre 2 somehow is a thing and Rory wins the Masters

Episode 169 - Finally Back With No Internal Dialogue

Mon, 07 Apr 2025 14:00:00 -0600

Finally back, Ovechkin's Record, People Are Crazy, Waterpiks Suck

Episode 168 - Womens World Cup and Night Terrors

Fri, 25 Aug 2023 15:00:00 -0600

I watch soccer for the first time in 4 years after screaming in the middle of the night.

Episode 167 - Hot Dog Cars and Submarines

Wed, 12 Jul 2023 17:00:00 -0600

Todd talks about the submarine tragedy, Calgary Stampede, and of course Hot Dog Cars

Episode 166 - Pulled Off Stage in Italy

Wed, 14 Jun 2023 18:00:00 -0600

Todd talks about getting pulled off stage at a corporate gig, and his love of passive aggression by Italian service workers

Episode 165 - Toronto and Whale Jobs

Mon, 06 Mar 2023 15:00:00 -0700

I recap the shows over the weekend, disastrous flight back and whales that work day jobs.

Episode 164 - Breaking into The Airport and Crack Babies

Mon, 20 Feb 2023 15:00:00 -0700

Fresh from Niagara Falls I break into an airport while dealing with a near death at the Saturday late show.

Episode 163 - Moncton and Spy Balloons

Mon, 06 Feb 2023 15:00:00 -0700

I reflect on my weekend at the Hubcap Comedy Festival while imagining life as an international spy.

Episode 162 - Rearended

Mon, 16 Jan 2023 10:00:00 -0700

I back into a car while wondering who drinks Sour Puss and why anyone plays Polo.

Episode 161 - Boobs Out for 23

Mon, 09 Jan 2023 15:00:00 -0700

After a surprise treat on the road I break into a stranger's hotel room.

Episode 160 - I'm Back!

Mon, 22 Aug 2022 10:00:00 -0600

The Podcast returns after a summer of chaos!!

Episode 159 - Athlete's Foot, Toronto and Bachelor Parties

Wed, 25 May 2022 14:00:00 -0600

I get athletes foot, battle through a migraine in Toronto and gladly ruin some guy's bachelor party.

Episode 158 - Locked Out in Vancouver

Mon, 25 Apr 2022 17:00:00 -0600

I almost end up homeless in Vancouver and prep for the upcoming marathon in coincidentally the same city.

Episode 157 - Dry Needles and Sweet Wine

Mon, 14 Mar 2022 10:00:00 -0600

Fresh from physio and pondering who sweet wine is made for.

Episode 156 - Ukraine & Phoenix

Fri, 25 Feb 2022 07:00:00 -0700

I get back from a crazy time in Phoenix just in time for WWIII to start.

PetSmart Sucks

Mon, 31 Jan 2022 15:00:00 -0700

We find ourselves in an impossible hun for puppy supplies as we impulse add a member to the family

Nessin Around Podcast | Episode 155 | Tarps Optional

Wed, 12 Jan 2022 16:00:00 -0700

Joe Millionaire, Hood Tours, Chinook and The Calgary Sun

Episode 154 - Yoko Ono

Tue, 04 Jan 2022 01:00:00 -0700

This Just in!! Yoko Ono broke up the Beatles, Antonio Brown loses his mind and Modern Art is Dumb.

Episode 153 - Airplane Freakout

Wed, 29 Dec 2021 16:00:00 -0700

A woman punches and old man in the face for not wearing his mask, I almost miss a flight and the Westminster dog show gets cancelled

Episode 152 - Annoying Voice Lady

Thu, 16 Dec 2021 17:00:00 -0700

Trying to recover after hearing the most annoying voice in the world, while not dying during running through blizzards in the morning.

Episode 151 - A Pizza from Jesus

Wed, 01 Dec 2021 16:00:00 -0700

I receive a strange hand written letter and even more mysterious cheese pizza to my door.

Episode - 150 Hot Ass Ears

Wed, 24 Nov 2021 01:00:00 -0700

My ears burn up while talking about world record amputation times and a lady with black eyes.

Episode 149 - Hamper Dreams

Thu, 18 Nov 2021 17:00:00 -0700

I try to make my Christmas list and we solve the Succession Bow Tower Mystery.

Episode 148 - Sushi Bullets

Fri, 12 Nov 2021 12:00:00 -0700

My mind is blown by a Sushi Bullet train, and some psycho injects people at the Travis Scott concert

Episode 147 - Halloween Quicksand

Wed, 03 Nov 2021 16:00:00 -0600

Imagine getting stuck in quicksand with Mosquitos biting your hands right before Halloween.

Episode 146 - Plastic Bag Beef

Thu, 21 Oct 2021 08:00:00 -0600

I make a stand against grocery stores to #bringbackbags while some guy almost makes me go deaf at a hockey game.

Episode 145 - Back from The Peg

Thu, 14 Oct 2021 09:00:00 -0600

I'm back from a whirlwind weekend in Winnipeg, only find out Demi Lovato is protecting Aliens.

Episode 144 - Dead Toe Nails

Thu, 30 Sep 2021 01:00:00 -0600

Season 2 of Love on the Spectrum is out, my toe nail is still dead, and we fight to free Britney.

Episode 143 - Life is a Marathon

Thu, 23 Sep 2021 17:00:00 -0600

Finishing my first Marathon, The Election and S Club..

Episode 142 - I Take Responsibility

Thu, 16 Sep 2021 10:00:00 -0600

A celebrity inspired episode where we take responsibility in the most genuine way and buckle up for the Canadian election!

Episode 141 - Lawn Puking

Wed, 08 Sep 2021 01:00:00 -0600

I almost through up on my lawn but I'm saved by a video rental store in the city's fanciest mall.

Episode 140 - Hot Tub Phillip

Wed, 01 Sep 2021 17:00:00 -0600

Hot tub Phillip can't stop chatting people's ears off, and I grow increasingly concerned about increasing cookies.

Episode 139 - She-Cession

Wed, 25 Aug 2021 07:00:00 -0600

We listen to an incredible sound bit from Trudeau as well talk about the one time I accidentally drank liquid meth.

Episode 138 - Teenage Dirtbag

Tue, 17 Aug 2021 01:00:00 -0600

Brought to you by: Wheetus. My return to Stand Up, Afghanistan, Madonna and Bob Dylan, and everything in between!

Episode 137 - Golf Fights and Edibles

Wed, 11 Aug 2021 07:00:00 -0600

I almost get into a fight on the golf course, a super strange end to my massage, and frustration with edibles.

Episode 136 - Foursome from Hell

Tue, 27 Jul 2021 10:00:00 -0600

After an exciting weekend in the mountains I'm back and ready to provide invaluable advise. We also recap the Olympics so far and my ongoing mosquito bite drama.

Episode 135 - Worms are Bird Sushi

Wed, 21 Jul 2021 07:00:00 -0600

A day late a nickel shy! But have no fear, we're back in action and ready to hear the newest Cardi b lyrics for inspiration.

Episode 134 - Bird Murder

Tue, 13 Jul 2021 12:00:00 -0600

Sponsored by: Pencils. I start the week off right by witness bird crime, we also recap the insane Euro 2021 finals and much more!

Episode 133 - Billionaires, Hot Dogs and Soggy Bread

Tue, 06 Jul 2021 09:00:00 -0600

Sponsored by: The (former) Planet Pluto
The incredible space race between Jeff Bezos and Richard Branson is almost as inspiring as the legendary hot dog eating performance of Joey Chestnut. And also, bread.

Episode 132 - How To Buy a Panther

Tue, 29 Jun 2021 07:00:00 -0600

Sponsored by: Dandelions. We discover the best way to buy a Lion, Tiger or Panther. As well we recap the weekends sporting events and insane heat wave.

Episode 131 - 17 Hot Bros

Fri, 25 Jun 2021 06:00:00 -0600

Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the most famous male model of all.

Episode 130 - You'll Never Be Your Dad

Wed, 23 Jun 2021 01:00:00 -0600

A late fathers day shout out to all the dads and how we'll never be as good!

Episode 129 - Eavesdropping and People Watchin

Fri, 18 Jun 2021 08:00:00 -0600

The title says it all, after returning to the patio scene, what a scene it was!

Episode 128 - Dream Cars and Dbags

Thu, 17 Jun 2021 06:00:00 -0600

I see my dream car ripping around and immediately start scheming a way to get it.

Episode 127 - Wuhan For The Win

Wed, 16 Jun 2021 01:00:00 -0600

Two of the biggest mysteries to date, Wuhan and the Billionaires Sherman's Murder.

Episode 126 - Emus and Dog Puke

Tue, 15 Jun 2021 06:00:00 -0600

Elvis the Emu is loose and we need your help to track him down. A stressful trip to the animal hospital makes me question animal medicine.

Episode 125 - The Smoking Gum

Fri, 11 Jun 2021 07:00:00 -0600

Episode 124 - The Missing Wallet

Wed, 09 Jun 2021 07:00:00 -0600

Sponsored by: Cookies. We walk through the stages of denial after losing your wallet, and the potential return of Canada's Got Talent.

Episode 123 - Web Sleuthin

Tue, 08 Jun 2021 01:00:00 -0600

I uncover an intriguing mystery that turns me into a web sleuth. We also recap the Formula One race and Floyd Mayweather fight from the past weekend.

Episode 122 - Giant Eggs and Heat Waves

Fri, 04 Jun 2021 06:00:00 -0600

Sponsored by: Puppy Shampoo. Talking about some of the strangest things I've seen as a road comic while continuing to battle through the hottest heat wave the history of the universe.

Episode 121 - Pretending to be Crazy

Wed, 02 Jun 2021 01:00:00 -0600

Sponsored by: Hand Soap. I realize my true passion after finding a new YouTube channel, as well as updates on the increasingly dire situation for my lawn.

Episode 120 - If It's Up Then It's Up, Then It's Up

Tue, 01 Jun 2021 01:00:00 -0600

And its Stuck! I accidentally join an antimask rally, while holding my breath inside a porta potty.

Episode 119 - Mystery Fart

Fri, 28 May 2021 01:00:00 -0600

Sponsored by: Highlighters. We investigate some weird childhood memories, including a teammate with a super bizarre talent.

Episode 118 - Don't You Put It In Your Mouth

Thu, 27 May 2021 07:00:00 -0600

Sponsored By: Not Putting It In Your Mouth. We recaps Brooks Koepka's viral interview and the one time a kid almost killed my entire grade 7 class.

Episode 117 - Dzis Do Ciebie Przyjsc Nie Moge

Wed, 26 May 2021 07:00:00 -0600

Sponsored by: Transitions Lenses. We listen to a random war-time record from the thrift shop and wonder what happened to cassette tapes.

Episode 116 - Amazon Debacle

Tue, 25 May 2021 01:00:00 -0600

Sponsored by: Umbrellas. We recap the incredible weekend of sports for Formula 1 and PGA. And the debacle of my most recent Amazon delivery.

Episode 115 - Stinky Lunches and Friends Reunion

Fri, 21 May 2021 01:00:00 -0600

Sponsored by: Post-It Notes. We talk about the stinkiest lunches I've ever smelled and thoughts on the new Friends reunion.

Episode 114 - Tryna Be a Man

Thu, 20 May 2021 01:00:00 -0600

Sponsored by: Cement. Bill Gates updates, Sonic Commercials and Kids trying to steal your attention.

Episode 113 - Embarrassment and Field Parties

Wed, 19 May 2021 01:00:00 -0600

We start with an embarrassing cruise ship story which brings back memories of field parties back in the good old days.

Episode 112 - Sunderland Til I Die

Tue, 18 May 2021 01:00:00 -0600

A fascinating new series on Netflix has me reeling and wishing I was a soccer hooligan.

Episode 111 - Super Soakers and Creatine

Fri, 14 May 2021 06:00:00 -0600

Inspired by the homeless man I saw squirting people with a super soaker on the street corner downtown.

Episode 110 - The Photo That Changed It All

Thu, 13 May 2021 01:00:00 -0600

I find out I used to be 400lbs when receiving my new licence photo, and we talk about an insane show where couples give each other blind tattoos.

Episode 109 - The Saga Continues

Tue, 11 May 2021 06:00:00 -0600

Updates on the evolving Bill Gates situation, we also dream about time travel.

Episode 108 - Elon Musk and Your Mom

Mon, 10 May 2021 01:00:00 -0600

We pay our respects to all the great moms out there and recap the significance of Elon Mush hosting SNL.

Episode 107 - Bill Gates in Trouble

Fri, 07 May 2021 01:00:00 -0600

Flashback to the wild world of MP3 players before iPods and theories about why Bill Gates is in so much hot water.

Episode 106 - Steve Ballmer Loves You

Thu, 06 May 2021 01:00:00 -0600

The episode that will pump you up, featuring Steve Ballmer's epic on stage antics. We also recap recent events with Bill Gates filing for divorce and Caitlin Jenner running for Governor of California.

Episode 105- Cinco De Mayo

Wed, 05 May 2021 06:00:00 -0600

In honor of cinco de mayo we rank the best Mexican foods and talk about the perils of Taco Bell.

Episode 104 - Surviving a Helicopter

Tue, 04 May 2021 06:00:00 -0600

I'm just happy to be alive after a whirlwind birthday weekend that included buzzin around mountains in a Helicopter for the first time.

Episode 103 - Staring at the Sun

Thu, 29 Apr 2021 00:00:00 -0600

I try to save a kid from staring at the sun when I was 7, while also recapping how insane it is to hitchhike.

Episode 102 - What If Girls Were Bald

Tue, 27 Apr 2021 01:00:00 -0600

We discuss the incredible legacy of Chamillionaire and Soulja boy, not to mention Dyson vacuums and if girls went bald.

Episode 101 - The Circle of Lice

Fri, 23 Apr 2021 01:00:00 -0600

My ongoing dry lips spark curiosity about medical issues adults no longer usually have to deal with such as Nose Bleeds, Pink Eye and the grand daddy of them all, Head Lice.

Episode 100 - Hands in the Air for Schoolboard Karen

Wed, 21 Apr 2021 07:00:00 -0600

We reminisce on how cool Hollister and Abercrombie clothes were back in the day, which reminds us of the newest Karen freak out video.

Episode 99 - Are you ready for that Jelly?

Tue, 20 Apr 2021 08:00:00 -0600

Most of us aren't ready for the Jelly, not to mention Demi Lovato going after FroYo in one of the weirdest beefs of all time.

Episode 98 - Texting Back Too Quick

Mon, 19 Apr 2021 08:00:00 -0600

Todays topic is People Who Text Back Too Quick, we also discuss my near miss becoming a forrest fire hero.

Episode 97 - Humans Are The Best

Sat, 17 Apr 2021 01:00:00 -0600

We discuss how hard humans would crush in a global competition and how the news desires to tear us apart.

Episode 96 - Mercury is in Retrograde

Wed, 14 Apr 2021 01:00:00 -0600

With the moon AND mercury in retrograde, how do we not lose ours minds?

Episode 95 - Chris Gordon

Sun, 11 Apr 2021 16:00:00 -0600

Chris Gordon is a professional Stand Up comedian who has been featured on Last Comic Standing, Just for Laughs and was #1 pick in Canada on CBC's "So You Think You Are Funny".

Episode 94 - Getting Hot In The Springs

Sun, 11 Apr 2021 01:00:00 -0600

We talk about people who bring their phone everywhere and what it would be like to work at a go cart track.

Episode 93 - Lucid Dreamin

Sat, 10 Apr 2021 01:00:00 -0600

I had 3 lucid dreams in a row thanks to Pepsi Zero, and you can too.

Episode 92 - Cash Me Outside

Tue, 06 Apr 2021 00:00:00 -0600

How about dat?

Episode 91 - Happy Easter

Mon, 05 Apr 2021 01:00:00 -0600

We recap the surprising history of Kinder Surprise and my awkward massage.

Episode 90 - Mouse In My Car

Thu, 01 Apr 2021 01:00:00 -0600

An oil change results in me finding out a mouse may be living in my car, we also discuss the craziness of insanity defence for murder.

Episode 89 - Snow Tornado

Tue, 30 Mar 2021 01:00:00 -0600

A snow tornado rips through town which leads to a sleepless night and reminds me a what geniuses cavemen must have been.

Episode 88 - People Be Cheating

Mon, 29 Mar 2021 01:00:00 -0600

Running Crimes and College Scandals, we discuss the people who just can't help but take shortcuts for glory.

Episode 87 - Squatters and Kidnappings

Sat, 27 Mar 2021 01:00:00 -0600

A new wave of attacks in Calgary has me on edge, especially after the neighbourhood psycho almost breaks into my house...I think.

Episode 86 - Bagel Karen

Fri, 26 Mar 2021 01:00:00 -0600

Bagel Karen loses here mind and so do all the ships stuck behind the beached vessel beached in the Suez Canal.

Episode 85 - Caught in A Ponzi Scheme

Thu, 25 Mar 2021 01:00:00 -0600

Have you ever been scammed? Also am I the only one who gets sketchy calls every week from random US cities?

Episode 84 - Imagine Being Possessed or Auditioning for American Idol

Wed, 24 Mar 2021 01:00:00 -0600

Think about the upside of being possessed by the devil. We also talk about the dishonesty of American Idol, even though its still worth watching- especially the opening round auditions.

Episode 83 - Drive to Survive

Tue, 23 Mar 2021 00:00:00 -0600

My favorite netflix series is back with an all new season and I witness my first live in person antimasker at the infamous Westbrook Walmart.

Episode 82 - Caught In a Home Invasion

Sat, 20 Mar 2021 01:00:00 -0600

My home gets invaded while I'm taking a nap, we also discuss the psychos that wear pyjamas in public.

Episode 81 - Do You Believe In Miracles?

Fri, 19 Mar 2021 07:00:00 -0600

Big updates on the dud car leave me reeling with excitement, we also review my summer running outfit coming out way too early.

Episode 80 - I Almost Lose My Shit, The Kijiji Adventure

Thu, 18 Mar 2021 01:00:00 -0600

What should have been a simple chair purchased, turned into one of the most stressful transactions of my life.

Episode 79 - You Vaccined Bro?

Wed, 17 Mar 2021 01:00:00 -0600

As Canada remains one the only countries still handing out the Astrazeneca vaccine, we discuss how people would handle an immanent asteroid death.

Episode 78 - How to Blow $200 Million

Tue, 16 Mar 2021 01:00:00 -0600

We discuss the Grammy beefs and craziest things celebrities have gone broke buying.

Episode 77 - Mystery Cars and Yeild Signs

Mon, 15 Mar 2021 01:00:00 -0600

I'm glowing with energy after encouraging a stranger to Jay Walk. We also scheme how to get my neighbour's car towed.

Episode 76 - How to Fight an Uber Driver

Thu, 11 Mar 2021 01:00:00 -0700

Another day, another fight- people are amazing. Also Aliens come up again, how could they not.

Episode 75 - Imagine Breaking Up With The Queen

Wed, 10 Mar 2021 01:00:00 -0700

Imagine breaking up with the Queen of England.

Episode 74 - Fist Fight at Bath and Body Works

Tue, 09 Mar 2021 01:00:00 -0700

We check out the hottest new fight circling the interweb and I recap getting called out by a neighbour over the weekend.

Episode 73 - Boomer in the Bank Line

Sat, 06 Mar 2021 01:00:00 -0700

Frustrated, bewildered and amazed, I recall my boomer in the bank line experience from last week.

Episode 72 - How The Rich Be Livin

Fri, 05 Mar 2021 08:00:00 -0700

Imagine finding out how you really look by having a painting commissioned in 1864, oh also rich people have crazy houses.

Episode 71 - Night Boners

Thu, 04 Mar 2021 01:00:00 -0700

You ever have one?

Episode 70 - Trunk Full of Stumps

Wed, 03 Mar 2021 01:00:00 -0700

We uncover one of the largest mysteries of our time...a trunk full of stumps. We all discuss Dr Suess getting cancelled and how impossible it would be to make Charlie and The Chocolate Factory in Today's climate.

Episode 69 - Thongs and Barcodes

Tue, 02 Mar 2021 01:00:00 -0700

What do the inventor of barcodes and the lyrcial genius Sysco have in common? I have no idea, but we attempt to find out on this episode of Nessin Around.

Episode 68 - Sketchy Hotels and a Billion Dollar Murder Mystery

Sat, 27 Feb 2021 07:00:00 -0700

I recall my stay one year ago at a sketchy Toronto Hotel and we check for updates on the mysterious murder of two billionaires.

Episode 67 - Bench Clearing Brawls and French Bulldogs

Fri, 26 Feb 2021 01:00:00 -0700

We talk about the glories of Hockey, what it means to be Canadian, and how expensive french bulldogs are.

Episode 66 - Guess That Sound

Thu, 25 Feb 2021 01:00:00 -0700

We play a new game called guess that sound and try to figure out the right catch phrase to become famous.

Episode 65 - Praying for Tiger

Wed, 24 Feb 2021 01:00:00 -0700

We pray forTiger Woods after learning about his car accident and imagine what it would be like to be a philosopher in ancient Greece.

Episode 64 - Making Gains on NBA Top Shot

Tue, 23 Feb 2021 01:00:00 -0700

I run home at full speed in jeans to get a chance at the hottest new blockchain craze.

Episode 63 - Pokemon Go

Mon, 22 Feb 2021 01:00:00 -0700

Episode 62 - I am Officially an Uncle!

Sun, 21 Feb 2021 01:00:00 -0700

I meet my new nephew for the first time and realize he needs to make the NHL ASAP.

Episode 61 - Rage Against the MacShine

Sat, 20 Feb 2021 01:00:00 -0700

Coming in hot with some computer frustrations, reminds me of the one time someone took a bite from my subway sandwich and I almost lost my mind.

Episode 60 - Bitcoins and Ted Cruz

Fri, 19 Feb 2021 01:00:00 -0700

A US junior senator leaves his own state for vacation in the middle of a crisis and I toss some money into a bitcoin etf hoping for the best.

Episode 59 - Walmart Yodel Kid

Thu, 18 Feb 2021 01:00:00 -0700

Some huge updates on Gorilla Glue Girl, who apparently now has a manager- which reminds us of the infamous Walmart Yodel Kid who I bought a ticket to watch perform.

Episode 58 - Shamwow in my Vitamix

Wed, 17 Feb 2021 01:00:00 -0700

I recall the slick demos that caused me to impulse buy a $500 blender, while wishing I had a towel absorbent enough to soak up 4L of diet coke.

Episode 57 - Mumble Rappin for the Win

Tue, 16 Feb 2021 01:00:00 -0700

We listen to some incredible freestyle from Smokepurpp and talk about how these kids nowadays will never know.

Episode 56 - Happy Early Valentines Day

Sat, 13 Feb 2021 01:00:00 -0700

I get sent into a rage remembering the one time a lady tried to use a $50 bill at 7/11, we also try to find the perfect guy for all the female listeners.

Episode 55 - Free Britney and Make Pluto a Planet!

Fri, 12 Feb 2021 01:00:00 -0700

I reveal the secret of life and motto for the cult, our first mission is to #freebritney and get Pluto's planet status back.

Episode 54 - Will.I.Am is a Genius

Thu, 11 Feb 2021 01:00:00 -0700

I get a wild hair up my butt and we listen to the wise words of the genius of our generation.

Episode 53 - Gorilla Glue Crisis

Wed, 10 Feb 2021 01:00:00 -0700

We discuss the additional cult rules and recap the ongoing gorrilla glue crisis.

Episode 52 - I'm Starting a Cult

Tue, 09 Feb 2021 01:00:00 -0700

I remember that I am going to start a cult, the rules are simple and the fashion will be on "fleek".

Episode 51 - Attacked By a Coyote

Sat, 06 Feb 2021 01:00:00 -0700

My near miss with a coyote reminds me the scariest animals are the ones who don't run away.

Episode 50 - Teeth Whitening and Passionate People

Fri, 05 Feb 2021 07:00:00 -0700

I find out the truth about teeth whitening strips and discuss some of the strangest passions I've seen people have.

Episode 49 - Uncle Todd Helps Ya Save Money

Thu, 04 Feb 2021 01:00:00 -0700

I turn into everyone uncle at the end of this to talk about an exhilarating negotiation tale from my days renewing my Internet and TV

Episode 48 - Ground Hog Day

Wed, 03 Feb 2021 00:00:00 -0700

What is Groundhog day? No, but for real, what is it?

Episode 47 - Its a Dog's Life

Tue, 02 Feb 2021 01:00:00 -0700

My dog Willie inserts himself into the episode by going crazy trying to kill his toy, we also learn what the oldest animal is and how bad it would suck to live 400 years.

Episode 45 - Dry Feb and Time Travellin'

Sat, 30 Jan 2021 01:00:00 -0700

I get ready to embark on my dry February adventure and ask for help with activities to fill the time.

Episode 44 - What a Time to Be Alive

Fri, 29 Jan 2021 07:00:00 -0700

Even more craziness on Wallstreet makes me realize we're living in a simulation. Oh, we also talk about potato skins.

Episode 43 - Reddit Controls Wallstreet

Thu, 28 Jan 2021 07:00:00 -0700

Stop listening and buy some Gamestop stock ASAP!

Episode 42 - Nose Fetish and A KFC Log

Wed, 27 Jan 2021 01:00:00 -0700

I see a KFC scented log at Canadian Tire which makes me realized we are in for a surge of nose fetishes after COVID.

Episode 41 - Neighbour Beef Pt. 3, The Conclusion

Tue, 26 Jan 2021 01:00:00 -0700

Another surprise discovery end the neighbour beef...for now!

Episode 40 - Craving Some Dirt

Mon, 25 Jan 2021 06:00:00 -0700

We talk about the evil part of our brain that gives us nightmares and wonder why some people crave eating dirt.

Episode 39 - The People Speak

Sun, 24 Jan 2021 01:00:00 -0700

We hear some of your beefs with neighbours and recall how sweet it was to use graphing calculators in High School.

Episode 38 - Kick A Bird

Sat, 23 Jan 2021 01:00:00 -0700

We talk about Tiger Woods new documentary "Tiger" and whatever else we want!

Episode 37 - What Does Your Eye Color Mean?

Fri, 22 Jan 2021 01:00:00 -0700

Ever wonder what your eye colour means? I consult the experts on google to find out.

Episode 36 - Neighbour Beef Pt 2. The Discovery

Thu, 21 Jan 2021 01:00:00 -0700

After receiving an unwarranted noise complaint, I make a huge discovery that completely changes the game.

Episode 35 - The Totally Miscellaneous Episode

Wed, 20 Jan 2021 01:00:00 -0700

Running, Sea Monkeys and Nexopia, what else could we talk about?!

Episode 34 - Removed from The Dictionary?! Let's Save Some Words!

Tue, 19 Jan 2021 01:00:00 -0700

After finding out words can be removed from the dictionary we set out on a quest to save two and add make up a new one.

Episode 33 - You Ever Eat Another Person?

Mon, 18 Jan 2021 01:00:00 -0700

Have you ever eaten another human? Would you?

Episode 32 - How It Feels to Lose $220 Million

Sun, 17 Jan 2021 01:00:00 -0700

Imagine having $220 Million of bitcoin and no way to access it, we talk about the real guy who's going through that right now.

Episode 31 - Just Finished Crying

Sat, 16 Jan 2021 01:00:00 -0700

I get emotional after going down a YouTube rabbit hole and for some reason just can't stop.

Episode 30 - My Toenail Fell Off

Fri, 15 Jan 2021 01:00:00 -0700

My toe nail fell off so we talk about how being a postal worker is the dream.

Episode 29 - Storm Build a Bear

Thu, 14 Jan 2021 01:00:00 -0700

In light of recent event at the US Capitol we talk about what really SHOULD be Stormed.

Episode 28 - On Hold With The Devil

Wed, 13 Jan 2021 01:00:00 -0700

I spend 3 hours on hold with the government, let's discuss.

Episode 27 - Somebody Be Snitchin

Tue, 12 Jan 2021 01:00:00 -0700

After receiving a suspicious noise complaint, we review the potential causes and I give some professional chicken cooking tips.

Episode 26 - How To Get Your Jaw Jacked

Mon, 11 Jan 2021 01:00:00 -0700

We challenge each other to a duel for honor while talking about torture and finding out how to finally strengthen our jaws.

Episode 25 - Half Marathon and a Dishwasher

Sun, 10 Jan 2021 01:00:00 -0700

I harness my inside Tony Robbins to provide some words of inspiration while providing an update on the dishwasher disaster and other points of conflict for couples living together.

Episode 24 - Dishwasher Disaster

Sat, 09 Jan 2021 01:00:00 -0700

We discuss the dishwasher picture that stopped the world and go over the pros and cons of skiing.

Episode 23 - The Creepiest Youtube Ad Ever

Fri, 08 Jan 2021 01:00:00 -0700

We listen to 1the creepiest Youtube Ad ever and then cleanse our palates with some Fergie and Daniel Bedingfield

Episode 22 - My Fingers Look Fat

Thu, 07 Jan 2021 01:00:00 -0700

We discuss how the impossible task of taking pictures of your significant other while hacking loyalty programs at local convenience stores.

Episode 21 - I Witnessed A Murder, I Think

Wed, 06 Jan 2021 01:00:00 -0700

We discuss my notes from witnessing a potential murder last week while contemplating who still vapes.

Episode 20 - Addicted to Fake Tim Hortons

Tue, 05 Jan 2021 01:00:00 -0700

I deal with the embarrassment of becoming a regular customer of a fake Tim Hortons.

Episode 19 - Pickle Phobia

Mon, 04 Jan 2021 01:00:00 -0700

We reminisce about when Maury gave people panic attacks on live television, while also recapping my tendency to puke as a child.

Episode 18 - Politicians Suck

Sun, 03 Jan 2021 01:00:00 -0700

I call Every Politician During COVID for the inside scoop on Travel Guidance. We also ready some fan related Alien recommendations and ponder what the Pineapple REALLY means.

Episode 17 - My Brother Saw an Alien

Sat, 02 Jan 2021 01:00:00 -0700

We call my twin brother to discuss his experience with a real alien when we were 7 years old.

Episode 16 - The 12th Day of Christmas: We Made It!

Fri, 01 Jan 2021 01:00:00 -0700

We made it through all 12 days of Castmas and learned to never touch hotel remote controls!

Episode 15 - The 11th Day of Christmas: No Picture No Believey

Thu, 31 Dec 2020 01:00:00 -0700

We realize how important extreme couponing and professional Pogo Sticking is.

Episode 14 - The 10th Day of Christmas: Don't Forget to Freeze Your Head

Wed, 30 Dec 2020 01:00:00 -0700

We find out how much cryogenic freezing costs so we can all meet our heroes in the year 3,000.

Episode 13 - The 9th Day of Christmas: REAL Resolutions for REAL People

Tue, 29 Dec 2020 01:00:00 -0700

We review a real list of resolutions to help ourselves and society launch into 2021!

Episode 12 - The 8th Day of Christmas: WAP on My Record Player

Mon, 28 Dec 2020 01:00:00 -0700

My new record player reminds of the good old days hand drumming in University. We also learn the dangers of ordering too much Chinese food for Xmas.

Episode 11 - The 7th Day of Christmas: Kevin Federline Goes to Poland

Sun, 27 Dec 2020 01:00:00 -0700

We learn where Canadian Geese REALLY go in the winter so we can figure out which celebrity couple had the best combined name

Episode 10 - The 6th Day of Christmas: Business Days Are A Scam

Sat, 26 Dec 2020 01:00:00 -0700

We find out the top regrets of old people so I can deal with the devastation of my computer going to heaven.

Episode 9 - The 5th Day of Christmas: My Pokemon Gets a Pet Rock

Fri, 25 Dec 2020 01:00:00 -0700

After realizing advertisers are stalking me online, I recap the most popular gifts from 1980-2000.

Episode 8 - The 4th Day of Christmas: My Big Fat Greek Disaster

Thu, 24 Dec 2020 01:00:00 -0700

I tell the worst Joke I've heard so I can go behind the scenes to learn Greek for my next show

Episode 7 - The 3rd Day of Christmas: Sephora is a Jungle

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 00:00:00 -0700

I learn french so I can go behind enemy lines at Sephora and color match my Fiance

Episode 6 - The 2nd Day of Christmas: I Track Down My Family

Tue, 22 Dec 2020 01:00:00 -0700

Google helps me track down my family to find out what they want and learn what I should need

Episode 5 - The 1st Day of Christmas: Fruit Cake Sucks

Mon, 21 Dec 2020 01:00:00 -0700

On the first of the 12 Days of Christmas Series I unveil the real sound of a Partridge so I can sharped a Candy Cane into a defence weapon.

Episode 4 - Q-tip Pleasure

Tue, 15 Dec 2020 01:00:00 -0700

I put a Q-tip in my ear to find out what is the best feeling in the world so I can fight to bring Pop Up Video back to MTV

Episode 3 - Bowflex Body

Tue, 08 Dec 2020 00:00:00 -0700

I poke myself in the eye so I can work out 32 seconds each week for my bowflex body.

Episode 1 - I Peed the Bed

Fri, 27 Nov 2020 09:00:00 -0700

My Mask is dirty so I blow on my dog's butt while some guy is busy falling in love with an Octopus.