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    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Fire up your Nimbus 3000s and send out your Howlers - this week we're talking about the one and only "Harry Potter." On this unexpectedly deep episode topics include Jewish weddings, intersectionality, Scorbus, cash grabs.... and Pete Davidson?  ]]></itunes:summary>
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    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Pucker up and lay one on us... we're talking about our first kisses! Topics this week include bar mitzvah DJs, keepers of the podcast, burning logs, Parent Trapping, and could it be the same Phil?  ]]></itunes:summary>
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    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Did you have a childhood best friend growing up? On this week's episode of The Millennial Gap we talk about our childhood besties along with white pages, pregnancy tests,  the toxic masculinity song, bad British accents, gender as a social construct,  and elder millennials.  ]]></itunes:summary>
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    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[This episode is not for the faint of heart - we're talking about our first times getting drunk and general shenanigans, of course! Topics this week include sour apple vodka, Dr. Who as a measure of time, dragonfruit Vitamin Water, Roto-Routers, the bus from "The Exorcist," and Rob Banks.  ]]></itunes:summary>
    <description><![CDATA[<p>This episode is not for the faint of heart - we&apos;re talking about our first times getting drunk and general shenanigans, of course! Topics this week include sour apple vodka, Dr. Who as a measure of time, dragonfruit Vitamin Water, Roto-Routers, the bus from &quot;The Exorcist,&quot; and Rob Banks. </p>]]></description>
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    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on The Millennial Gap we are talking about our favorite childhood toys. Topics include Aqua, Trixie the haunted Cabbage Patch doll, dollar store American Girl Dolls, and zords?  ]]></itunes:summary>
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    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Hopefully this episode doesn't hurt too much -- we're talking about childhood injuries. Topics include the return of LiveJournal boyfriend, sled slides, Darth Vader impressions, top-heavy babies, liposuction versus lip fillers, and complactions.  ]]></itunes:summary>
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    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week's episode of The Millennial Gap is dedicated to our furry friends, old and new. Listen along as we discuss "The Room," dog wedding ceremonies, birth on the stairs, fish named after food, and cannibalistic frogs.   An extra special shout out this week goes to Buddy, Jorge, Snowy, Chester, Fatty, Flatty, Shirley, Chip, and Lulu.  ]]></itunes:summary>
    <description><![CDATA[<p>This week&apos;s episode of The Millennial Gap is dedicated to our furry friends, old and new. Listen along as we discuss &quot;The Room,&quot; dog wedding ceremonies, birth on the stairs, fish named after food, and cannibalistic frogs. <br/><br/>An extra special shout out this week goes to Buddy, Jorge, Snowy, Chester, Fatty, Flatty, Shirley, Chip, and Lulu. </p>]]></description>
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    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[On the heels of last week's episode we decide to tackle some of the worst first dates we've been on. Topics include accidental girlfriends, spying fathers, sloppy drunks, fake children, side sitters,  the Wendy's story,  and WOW versus MOM.   ]]></itunes:summary>
    <description><![CDATA[<p>On the heels of last week&apos;s episode we decide to tackle some of the worst first dates we&apos;ve been on. Topics include accidental girlfriends, spying fathers, sloppy drunks, fake children, side sitters,  the Wendy&apos;s story,  and WOW versus MOM.</p><p><br/></p>]]></description>
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    <itunes:title>A/S/L Also Means American Sign Language</itunes:title>
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    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Check your buddy lists and slap on an away message, we're getting into AIM this week! We discuss hot topics like AOL Discs, "Julie of The Wolvesm" ghost AIM, four day nudes, and possibly fun facts. ]]></itunes:summary>
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    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[On a more serious episode of The Millennial Gap, we wanted to discuss the difficulty (and triumphs) of making a friend as an adult. Sarah, Ali, and John go over turning enemies into best friends, using anime as a common interest, social media distractions, and how to find out what is real and what is superficial.   ]]></itunes:summary>
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    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week's episode of The Millennial Gap features a very special guest. Listen along as we discuss screaming toddlers, B.O.O.T.S.,  drunk kleptomania, button napkin and spoon theft by grandmas, and the Chitty Chitty Bang Bang Incident.  ]]></itunes:summary>
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    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[It's the end of the world as we know it and we feel fine? Strap on those tinfoil hats because this week we're covering Y2K and New Year's Eve in general. We'll discuss George of the Jungle, Sarah's murder mystery party, John's hatred of New Year's, and why you should never, never, never go to Times Square.  ]]></itunes:summary>
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    <itunes:title>A Peanuts Christmas... Or Is It?</itunes:title>
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    <description><![CDATA[<p>Happy Holidays, everyone. The Millennial Gap is talking about our favorite holiday movies - this week we cover the Netflix Christmas universe, Sarah&apos;s love for Christmas movies, Ali&apos;s perfect Seth Rogen impersonation, John&apos;s love for the movie &quot;Elf,&quot; and why the latest version of &quot;How The Grinch Stole Christmas&quot; is an abomination. </p>]]></description>
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    <itunes:title>Are You On Fire? </itunes:title>
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    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[We're hoping that this week's episode will move you -- we're talking about first apartments! Ali deals with a phantom NYU musician, John describes a failed burglary, and Sarah and John deal with one of the most ridiculous supers. All this and more on this week's The Millenial Gap.  ]]></itunes:summary>
    <description><![CDATA[<p>We&apos;re hoping that this week&apos;s episode will <em>move</em> you -- we&apos;re talking about first apartments! Ali deals with a phantom NYU musician, John describes a failed burglary, and Sarah and John deal with one of the most ridiculous supers. All this and more on this week&apos;s The Millenial Gap. </p>]]></description>
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    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[It's time for spOoOoOoky Halloween. This week the Millennial Gap explores horrible ideas for costumes, the worst kinds of trick or treating, and genuinely wonder how our parents let us out of the house sometimes.  ]]></itunes:summary>
    <description><![CDATA[<p>It&apos;s time for spOoOoOoky Halloween. This week the Millennial Gap explores horrible ideas for costumes, the worst kinds of trick or treating, and genuinely wonder how our parents let us out of the house sometimes. </p>]]></description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&apos;s time for spOoOoOoky Halloween. This week the Millennial Gap explores horrible ideas for costumes, the worst kinds of trick or treating, and genuinely wonder how our parents let us out of the house sometimes. </p>]]></content:encoded>
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    <pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2020 19:00:00 -0400</pubDate>
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