Episode 318: Don G Reality 🎙️

Chatting about the upcoming opening, life on the road, and the realities of building a career in this business. The anticipation, the uncertainty, and everything that happens between the big moments.

Listen now.

EPISODE 317 🎙️

San Francisco. Chicago. Back again.

This week: the San Francisco Opera orchestra strike, getting into Don Giovanni in Chicago, and the reality of traveling between two cities while trying to give both shows everything.

Plus an update on the album—and a personal ask. If you’ve been following this whole journey with me, I’d love for you to own a piece of it. Signed copies of my debut solo album are available to preorder at christianvanhorn.com

New CVH Podcast out now. I love you for listening.

Episode 316 🎙️

The next few weeks are shaping up to be completely insane as I commute back and forth between Chicago and San Francisco. I’m talking through the chaos, the possibility that opening night of Simon Boccanegra hangs in the balance amid contract negotiations with the orchestra, and all things CVH—including the self-titled debut album.

A lot is up in the air. Let’s get into it.

TIME FOR THE BI-ANNUAL FATHER/SON PODCAST WHERE COULTER CATCHES US UP ON ALL THINGS PRE-TEEN! THESE EPISODES ARE LISTENER FAVORITES.

Most of us spend years learning how to sing... and almost no time learning how to build a career.

For Podcast #314, tenor Ben Bliss came all the way to my home in Virginia to sit down and talk about both.

Ben's new book, Making It Work: The Practical Guide to Financial and Entrepreneurial Literacy for Freelancers in the Performing Arts, tackles the side of this profession that rarely gets taught—money, contracts, business, long-term thinking, and how to make a life in the arts that's actually sustainable.

We also talk about his own career, the realities of freelancing, and the lessons we both wish we'd known much earlier.

If you're a singer, musician, actor, or anyone making a living as a freelancer, I think you'll get a lot from this conversation.

Listen now wherever you get your podcasts.

Why do singers cancel?

Episode 313 of the CVH Podcast is a conversation about something audiences rarely see: the importance of stepping away. Life on the road is a privilege, but staying healthy, recharging, and remembering why we do it all matters just as much as the performances themselves.

I also share an update on the upcoming album and everything happening in CVH World.

Listen wherever you get your podcasts, and join the mailing list at christianvanhorn.com for exclusive album updates, behind-the-scenes content, and music you won't find anywhere else.

Episode 312 of THE CVH PODCAST

The classical recording industry is broken.

Streaming has transformed the way we listen to music—but for many classical artists, it has also made traditional recording projects financially unsustainable.

In this episode, I explain where the money actually goes, why major label recordings often generate surprisingly little income for the artists themselves, and why so many singers simply stop recording altogether.

I'm also making the case for a different future.

Instead of waiting for permission from a record company, I chose to produce and release my own album independently. It's a massive risk, but it also gives artists something they've largely lost: ownership.

Maybe the future of classical recording isn't fewer albums.

Maybe it's more artists betting on themselves.

I'd love to hear your thoughts after listening.

Episode 311 of the CVH Podcast is out now.

When the curtain comes down and the applause fades, road life gets very quiet.

The days are filled with rehearsals, performances, airports, hotels, and constant movement. Then suddenly there’s nothing but silence and another unfamiliar room. That's often when the mind starts wandering.

Lately I've been having the same recurring dreams, the kind that seem to follow you from city to city. Maybe it's just the miles adding up. Maybe it's my subconscious counting down the days until this tour finally comes to an end.

Life on the road can be extraordinary, but the quiet moments are where the real conversations happen.

Episode 311: When It Gets Quiet is available now.

The great Christopher Maltman joins me for Episode #310 of the CVH Podcast.

We discuss what happens when the entire world has seen your ass, the challenge of moving into Wagner repertoire later in a career, and a fascinating conversation about Don Giovanni that opera lovers won't want to miss.

One of the smartest, funniest, and most thoughtful conversations I've had in a long time.

Available now wherever you get your podcasts.

#Opera #Wagner #DonGiovanni #ChristopherMaltman #CVHPodcast

This week on the CVH Podcast, my guest is my brother, tenor Freddie De Tommaso.

No subject is off limits.

We talk about the sacrifices, pressures, victories, and absurdities that come with building a life on the operatic stage. From family and friendship to career, competition, and what it's really like when the spotlight goes off, this is one of the most honest conversations we've ever had.

Heartfelt, hilarious, and packed with stories from a tenor who is rapidly taking over the world's great opera houses.

Tune in and get an inside look at the life behind the voice.

Episode 308 of the CVH Podcast is out now.

This week: a reminder that sometimes the universe teaches the lesson twice.

After spending weeks talking about being smart, staying healthy, and avoiding unnecessary injuries... I managed to hurt myself by jumping on a car during rehearsal. Brilliant.

Also, album updates from the Lithuania sessions, where months of planning, thousands of miles of travel, and an incredible team came together to bring this project to life.

A little self-inflicted stupidity, a lot of gratitude, and a look behind the scenes of what's next.

Listen wherever you get your podcasts.

Episode 307 🎙️
A week in Lithuania 🇱🇹 — long recording days, late-night debriefs, too much jetlag, and some unforgettable moments behind the mic. This recap is all about the chaos, the laughs, the music, and everything that happened in between. New episode out now.

CVH Podcast — Episode 306.

A fellow gym-goer may or may not have intentionally squatted directly over my face… and somehow this episode also became a conversation about the collective effort behind making an album real.

Chaos, gratitude, gym trauma, and the power of people showing up.

Episode 306 is live.

Episode 305 is live 🎙️
Bluebeard opens… then it’s metal detectors, 3AM helicopter wake-up calls, and everything in between.

Another chaotic chapter you don’t want to miss.
Tap in now.

The latest CVH Podcast is…hysterical, to put it mildly 😂🎙️

I’m joined by the phenomenal mezzo-soprano Karen Cargill—my Bluebeard co-star—and let’s just say we had a lot of fun along the way. Music, mayhem, and plenty of laughs.

We’re performing with the Canadian Opera Company in their stunning Bluebeard production by Robert Lepage, conducted by Johannes Debus—opening April 25 at the Four Seasons Performing Arts Center.

Tune in, have a laugh, and come see the drama unfold live!

FIRST WEEK OF BLUEBEARD AND THE IMPOSSIBLE FALL SCHEDULE.  

Back in Bluebeard’s world this week…

Returning to that dark, psychological landscape where every door feels heavier than the last — and somehow it always reveals something new.

Also diving into Chicago Lyric Opera’s newly announced season 👀

New episode of the CVH Podcast is live. Step inside. 🎭

Got sick. Had to cancel a recording session I was really looking forward to.

Not gonna lie—it stung.

But today slowed me down in a way I didn’t expect. Took care of things at home, got my hands dirty, and remembered there’s a kind of peace in a simpler rhythm.

The recording session will be there tomorrow. For now… farmer mode 🌱

New CVH podcast episode out now.

Final rehearsal before opening night.
Moments like this bring perspective—standing in front of an orchestra, doing what I love, aware that every time could be the last. Grateful for the music, the musicians, and the chance to sing it again.

New episode of the CVC Podcast.

300 episodes.

On this milestone episode of the CVH Podcast, I’m joined by the brilliant Etienne DuPuis and special #EveryWorder guest Aaron Arroyo.

We celebrate the journey to 300 — but more importantly, we dig into what keeps this platform meaningful: the inspiration it gives to artists at the beginning of their path. The conversations, the honesty, the reality of the work.

Authentic. Unfiltered. Real.

And that’s why you keep coming back.

Nicole Car and Etienne Dupuis join me in Texas for an episode that completely derails—in the best way. From Jeffrey Epstein to Don Carlo to my colonoscopy prep, no topic is safe. High opera, low humor, and nonstop laughing from start to finish.

Want to know what a top IMG Artists manager actually wants to see from you? I’m sitting down with my manager, the great Matthew Horner, to talk career management, artist development, and the "it" factor. This is a masterclass in a podcast episode. Don’t miss it! 🎧🔥

NEVER A DULL CONVERSATION WITH FABS.  MICHAEL IS FEARLESS IN TALKING ABOUT ANYTHING AND IS ENDLESSLY INTERESTING.  OPERA, FLYING, COFFEE, HEALTH CARE, BASEBALL.  YOU NAME IT- HE CAN SPEAK ON IT.  

TWO PRODUCTIONS AT THE SAME TIME AND PREPPING DON CARLO WITH EVERY SPARE MINUTE. NO REST THIS WINTER IN NEW YORK!

THE GREAT MATTHEW ROSE JOINS ME ON THE 75TH.

ONE OF MY ABSOLUTE FAVORITES AND EASILY A HISTORIC FIGURE IN OUR BUSINESS- THE GREAT LARRY BROWNLEE SITS DOWN AGAIN. 

DICTION COACHES, FURRIES, AND EARNING IT... 

I Puritani rehearsal update and life above the clouds.

COULTER DROPS IN FOR OUR ANNUAL THANKSGIVING EPISODE.  

A very funny sit down with my good friend and incredible mezzo-soprano Eve-Maud Hubeaux. Tall people issues abound!

ANOTHER WALK AND TALK IN PARIS.

MY EXISTENTIAL WALK WITH CATE THROUGH THE MONTPARNASSE CEMETARY. 

CELEBRATING 5 YEARS OF THE CVH PODCAST

MY TALL ASS TRYING TO DEAL WITH THE REALITIES OF EUROPEAN BATHROOMS AND DETAILS ABOUT MY UPCOMING SOLO ARIA RECORDING.

TIME TO TURN SOME FOCUS ON THE MUSINGS OF THE SIDE LINE JUDGES.  SLICING TENOR CLAY HILLEY @heldenhilley  INSPIRES MY RAGE.  

THE OPTION OF REMOVING SILENCES DRIVES ME TO THE BRINK.  

Joined by my boy for our twice a year catch up on the road.  A clear fan favorite!

THIS TECH MORON ATTEMPTS ONE MORE WAY REACH 6 MORE PEOPLE. VERONA AND SINGING FOR 15,000.

HAIR TRANSPLANTS, WAXING, AND RAINBOW DILDOS.  THE MOST REQUESTED GUEST IS BACK AS HE CLAIMS HIS 5 TIMERS CLUB MEMBERSHIP.  

CVH gets into the journey and takes you on a walk FAR greater than the destination. 

WINNING IS DONE IN INCHES. ON THIS EPISODE CVH REMINDS EVERYONE WHY THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN GOOD AND GREAT IS NOT AS MUCH AS YOU THINK.  

CVH has a VERY humbling costume fitting.  Musings and backstage access to the first week at Royal Opera Covent Garden.  Pontificating on being successful in the last 5% of effort.  

MY LOVE FOR MADRID AND MY NEW OBSESSION.

My two fantastic co-stars in Don Carlos discuss their careers from the perspective of young men experiencing Verdi for the first time. It’s hilarious, insightful, and heartwarming. They love what we do.   

Wrapping up Paris and creating over consuming.

Two of my most favorite collaborators sit down with me and talk about story telling.  We get into everything show business and dive into speaking honestly at every turn.  Hilarious, heart-felt and REAL.  

POST OPENING LET DOWN AND MY NEW SHOW COMING TO A CITY NEAR YOU!

My brother Etienne sits down again for a laugh riot!

Rainbow Dildos. Changing adult diapers, Fluffers.  

My good friend and wildly talented tenor, René Barbera, sits down for a hilarious chat.  Open and honesty are the keys to a GREAT CVH Podcast and René delivers! Not top be missed!

My experience last weekend with a group of focused killers.  Thoroughly impressed with what's going on up at Eastman School of Music

THE FIRST RULE OF FIGHT CLUB...

Checking in from Chicago.  Bluebeard with the Chicago Symphony Orchestra, Grammy truth and my pimp coat...

GOING THROUGH THE DARKEST PARTS TO GET TO THE GOOD STUFF...

MY LOVE LETTER TO MY GENERAL MANAGER FOP THE PAST 22+ YEARS, CAROLINE WOODFIELD

2024 YEAR END REVIEW.  SLIGHTLY UNDER THE WEATHER BUT HUMBLED BY THE LOVE FOR WHAT WE DO HERE.  

MUSIC AS RELIGION AND MOVING ON FROM San Francisco

A PODCAST FROM THE DRESSING ROOM AT THE WAR MEMORIAL OPERA HOUSE IN SAN FRANCISCO! SOPRANO LOUISE ALDER IN HER MICAELA COSTUME KEEPS ME LAUGHING WHILE WE WAIT TO REENTER THE STAGE!

4TH ANNUAL HOLIDAY CHECK IN WITH MY BOY...

GETTING FIRED FROM MY DRIVING ASSIGNMENT...

AFTER LITERALLY MEETING THE NIGHT BEFORE SIMON O'NEILL SITS DOWN FOR A FANTASTIC TWO HOUR CONVO.  THIS IS A TRUE LOVE LETTER TO THE BUSINESS OF SINGING.  NOT TO BE MISSED!

A beautiful friend makes a simple gesture and changes the whole outlook on a lazy Sunday.  Ailyn Perez making the world better in so many ways.  

MEZZO SOPRANO J'NAI BRIDGES STOPS BY FOR A LONG CHAT WHILE SHE SINGS MAGDALENA IN RIGOLETTO CURRENTLY AT THE MET.  

OPERA SUPERSTAR ANGEL BLUE.  FROM PAGEANTS TO THE BIGGEST OPERA STAGES IN THE WORLD.  
PLEASE STAY OUT OF OUR DRESSING ROOMS...

A BEAUTIFULLY HONEST, FUNNY AND THOROUGH CONVERSATION WITH NADINE SIERRA. 

WEEKLY ROUNDUP OF THE USUAL...

ERIN MORLEY. WHEN TALENT AND MAGIC COLLIDE.  

MY BROTHER BEN SITS DOWN AND CONTEMPLATES IT ALL.

THE BOYS STOP BY FOR A CHAT WHILE THEY STAR IN RIGOLETTO AT THE MET.  

OUTSIDE OUR COMFORT ZONES. 

MY GREAT FRIEND AND TWO TIME GRAMMY AWARD WINNER SASHA COOKE SITS DOWN FOR A VERY UNFILTERED CHAT. 

NOT EVERY GIG IS A WINNER

HOT SUMMER FOR ALL

Post show Wrap Up with Etienne Dupuis.  3rd and final installation with Sancho directly following my last performance in Paris.  

THE NICEST SOPRANO IN OPERA SITS DOWN FOR A CHAT.

FINALLY GOT MY BROTHER DAVID LOMELI IN HERE.  REVEALING, TOUCHING AND EXTREMELY INSIGHTFUL.  SHOP TALK WITH A HUGE HEART BEHIND IT.  THE AMERICAN OPERA FUTURE FEELS MORE SECURE WITH THIS KIND OF CHAMPION AT THE FOREFRONT.   

BACK FOR MORE FUN AND DEBAUCHERY.  

DON Q AND SANCHO SIT DOWN TO TRY AND FIGURE THIS ALL OUT.

IT'S THE JOURNEY.

STRESS.  WHEN LIFE AND ART GET BLURRY...

EXHAUSTED AND BEATEN UP AND IN LOVE WITH THE PROCESS.

EYEBALLING MY SCHEDULE... 

Taking a minute to breathe.  

LIFE IN THE ENSEMBLE
EYE ON THE PRIZE
FROM FAN TO FEST IN RECORD TIME

MANAGING THE FAST LANE

IN VIENNA FOR A DEBUT!

FOOD POISONING STRIKES THE DRESS REHEARSAL

Rachel joins me for a no holds barred chat.  

HILARIOUS AMERICAN ACTOR AND COMEDIAN RICHARD KIND.

TALKING CAROL BURNETT, SECOND CITY AND HIS BEST BUD GEORGE CLOONEY.

JAMBATHON, LIFE AND DAVE GROHL

PHILDELPHIA RE-BIRTH

REAL LIFE

EPISODE 225 

SIZE 15

NOT OK.  

WHERE DO WE GO FROM HERE?

A WEEK IN VERONA.

GUILTY, YOUR HONOR.  MY DAY IN IOWA DISTRICT COURT

Feeling renewed after a summer in a corn field.  

FINALLY SITTING DOWN WITH MY FRIEND OF 20+ YEARS- THE GREAT LUCAS MEACHEM

THE NICEST MAN IN OPERA SITS DOWN.

CHICKENS WILL EAT ANYTHING

FENTANYL IN MY MILKSHAKE

GREETINGS FROM THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING.
BLUEBEARD FOR THE CORN STALKS.

MET SEASON COMES TO A CLOSE WITH A LAST MINUTE VISIT TO THE ITALIAN CONSULATE WHERE KNOWING SOMEONE WAS THE DIFFERENCE...

A LIVE PODCAST FROM MY DRESSING AT THE MET.

STEPHEN COSTELLO AND SILVIA D'ERAMO MAKE SPECIAL APPEARANCES.

WHEN THINGS START STACKING UP ON YOU.  

EPISODE 213

BIG WEEK IN NYC

TURNING THE TABLES.  THE INTERVIEWER BECOMES THE INTERVIEWEE...

BACK AFTER A LITTLE RESPIT AT HOME.  

THIS EPISODE HAS EVERYTHING:

MISSFITS, COUSIN DATING, HILLBILLY VON TRAPPS, AND DEE SNIDER

MY HILARIOUS SIT DOWN WITH THE GREAT MICHAEL SPYRES.

EPISODE 209

Angela Meade SAVES THE DAY.

EPISODE 208

ALL IN- THE ONLY WAY

EPISODE 207

ITS OK IF ITS WORK

EPISODE 206

EPISODE 205

RELATIONS NORMALISED. 

THE POWER STRUGGLE IS ALIVE AND REAL

EPISODE 204

EPISODE 203

WHEN YOUR LOWER BACK IS CALLING ALL THE SHOTS.

EPISODE 202.
USING PAIN TO LEVEL-UP

EPISODE 201

STANDING OVATIONS FOR THE ILL-PREPARED...

JET LAGGING IN MUNICH AND MY ABILITY TO FOOL EVERYONE...

BATTLING STOMACH AND ROAD FATIGUE

EPISODE 198.  A QUICK LOOK BACK AND A SOLID LOOK FORWARD.

TIS THE SEASON

WHATEVER

ART BATH WRAP UP/CVH SINGS SOME JAZZ.

ANOTHER FANTASTIC SIT DOWN WITH MY PARTNER IN CRIME. PLOTTING AND PLANNING OUR INEVITABLE TAKEOVER.  

MY 2ND ANNUAL VERY SPECIAL THANKSGIVING GUEST.

A MAGICAL NIGHT IN THE THEATER.

A SIT DOWN WITH EDITOR IN CHIEF OF OPERA NEWS MAGAZINE, F. PAUL DRISCOLL.
A CANDID AND ILLUMINATING CONVERSATION WITH A MAN WHOS BEEN IN THE THICK OF THE MIX FOR DECADES.

INDUSTRY NIGHT AT ITS FINEST.

EPISODE 189
ON THE ROAD AGAIN.

TWO YEARS AND 188 EPISODES.  
THE CIRCUS CONTINUES.

BETTER TODAY THAN YESTERDAY.

DROPPING THE HAMMER

IF I WANT MORE I MUST BE MORE.  

SEASON ANNOUNCEMENTS 
SELLING REVIEWS

WAR IN THE STREETS OF CHICAGO
ERNANI #2

Episode 182
Lets Open a Show...

EPISODE 181

EPISODE 180

EPISODE 179

FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL.
18 YEARS IN CHICAGO

EPISODE 177

FINDING  AND HARNESSING MOTIVATION

EPISODE 176

MY DUKES OF HAZZARD FANTASY COME TRUE.  

WHEN ONE OF OUR PEOPLE LEAVES DURING A SHOW.

EPISODE 174

BACK IN ACTION.  JUMPING IN IN MUNICH.  

EPISODE 173

CAN'T STOP, WON'T STOP.

EPISODE 172

EPISODE 171

MASKLESS IN PARIS

EPISODE 170

A SIT-DOWN WITH THE G.O.A.T,  LARRY BROWNLEE

C SITS DOWN IN THE INTERVIEW CHAIR AND TELLS US THE FINER POINTS OF PARIS LIVING.  

EPISODE 168

LETS MOVE ON NOW

EPISODE 167

IN PARIS

EPISODE 166

EPISODE 165
SHOW BUSINESS AND WHY ITS PERFECT

THERAPY VISITS 
EPISODE 164

EPISODE 163

EPISODE 162

DECIDING TO BE A KILLER AND THEN KILLING.

EPISODE 161
COME ON MEMORY DON'T FAIL ME NOW.  

EPISODE 160
LOVE ON THE RUN

EMERGENCY COVER
STOP DROPPING THE WEIGHTS, ASSHOLE. 

EPISODE 158

EPISODE 157
CELEBRITY MADNESS

EPISODE 156

DEAD ANIMAL REMOVAL.  +++TRIGGER WARNING+++

FREE SPEACH AND THE RICHEST ARE CALLING THE SHOTS.

EDIBLES
PRISON TATTOOS
FART JOKES

EPISODE 153 

STAGE MAGIC
MASK REMOVING FEAR
SHARING TOO MUCH

EPISODE 152

EPISODE 151
GERRY FINLEY ISN'T HUMAN.

EPISODE 151

EPISODE 150

EPISODE 149
WHEN A BULLY GETS HIS ASS HANDED TO HIM.  

Episode 148

Episode 147 from NYC

EPISODE 146

EPISODE 145

SURVIVING THE NIGHT
EPISODE 144

WENT BACK A DAY TOO EARLY
EPISODE 143

EPISODE 142 

EPISODE 141 PCR STYLE

EPISODE 140

EPISODE 139

With my brother and GREAT tenor, Andrew Owens.  2 hours of laughing and some incredible impersonations. A memorable day in Paris.  

EPISODE 137

EPISODE 136

FEBRUARY 3, 2022

JANUARY 31, 2022

EPISODE 133

January 24, 2022

JANUARY 20, 2022

Shot out of a cannon

JANUARY 13, 2022

January 10, 2022

JANUARY 6, 2022

Chatting with a working actor and comedian on the process of surviving and thriving in Hollywood.  

January 3, 2021

December 20, 2021

December 13, 2021

December 9, 2021

December 6, 2021

MONEY

November 29, 2021

Very Special Guest

November 22, 2021

Episode 115

November 15, 2021

November 11, 2021

November 8, 2021

November 4, 2021

November 1, 2021

October 28, 2021

 October 25, 2021

October 21, 2021

October 18, 2021

October 14, 2021

Lyric Opera of Chicago Baritone, Mike Cavalieri

October 7, 2021

October 4, 2021

September 30, 2021

September 27, 2021

September 23, 2021

September 20, 2021

That's what she said. 
Jams first Carmen 
Stalkers
Disappearing forever.
The one and only Jambo

Sitting down with the great Charlie Castronovo.
Getting Covid
Being a Met Young Artist
Working with and sing for Pavarotti

September 9, 2021

September 6, 2021

September 2, 2021

August 30, 2021

August 26, 2021

August 23, 2021

Episode 89 from Chicago

August 16, 2021

August 12, 2021

Episode 86

August 5, 2021

August 2, 2021

Episode 83

July 25, 2021

EPISODE 81

Episode 80

July 15, 2021

Episode 78

EPISODE 77 THE PARISIAN TRIANGLE

Episode 76 from Paris

Episode 75

Episode 74

The great Michael Fabiano in studio.  

Episode 72

The greatest McCartney ever told. 

EPISODE 70

Episode 69

Episode 68 from Paris

Episode 67

Episode 66

Episode 65

Episode 64

Episode 63

Episode 62
Masks and Money

Episode 61

Episode 60

Episode 59

Episode 58

Episode 57

Episode 56

Episode 55

Episode 54

Episode 53

Episode 52

Episode 51

Episode 50

April 1, 2021

Episode 48

Episode 47

Episode 46

Episode 45

Episode 44

EPISODE 43

Episode 42

Episode 41

Episode 40

Episode 39

February 22, 2021

Episode 37

EPISODE 36

EPISODE 35

Episode 34

Episode 33

Episode 32

Episode 31

Episode #30

Episode 29

January 18, 2021

Baritone Zach Nelson sits down with me and we hit it all.  

Episode 26

Quinn Kelsey

Episode 24

Episode 23

Episode 22

Episode 21

Episode 17

Episode 20
Brandon Jovanovich

Episode 15

Episode 18

Episode 16

Episode 15

Episode 14

Episode 13
Matthew Polanzani
You traveled, didn't you...
Royal Flush.
Girls killed my baseball career.

Episode 12
Liquid Skittles for Breakfast
Alive but not living
Fuck your lazy Christmas Decorations

Episode 11
Consonant filled atrocity.
Magic Brownies Hitting Hard
Don't Kiss Grandma

Episode 10
Believe in me or burn in hell.
Throw it out, CVH.
Validating my bullshit.

Episode 9.  Assassins.  Fuck the news. Picking your poison. Telephone tough guys and player 2 is the bitch.  

Episode 8
 Addicted to the Fire

Episode 7. 
Hookers and Blow, the asshole in my head, and ripping your pants on purpose.  

Episode 6
Post Election Apocalypse, News Poison, Off The Grid, My Worst Day in the Opera House.

Episode 5
Fuck Election Day, Quinndice, Tats, and Russian Embassy Bribes

Episode 4
Get to the Gym, Backstage Buzz, Fat Elvis

Episode 3
Jambo, my missing motivation, Kill your FB, and Matthew Epstein