Jumping The Shuttle: A Family Matters Podcast

Happy Holidays: "Urkel Saves Santa: The Movie!"

Tue, 23 Dec 2025 15:00:00 -0600

Hopefully we can help you get through the holiday season and this FULL-LENGTH movie somehow from TWO THOUSAND AND TWENTY-THREE with our episode covering the animated feature Urkel Saves Santa: The Movie!.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - was to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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SURPRISE EPISODE: Dude Where's My Pod

Fri, 01 Aug 2025 19:00:00 -0500

What does my tattoo say? Audio! What does my tattoo say? Commentary! In this very special episode of the podcast, we provide an unsolicited commentary track for Dude Where's My Dog? the low-budget family film written by Family Matters writer Stephen Langford. You can sync it up to the movie -- available now on Tubi, of course!! -- but you probably shouldn't.

Complete Series Recap: We Jumped The Shuttle

Fri, 20 Jun 2025 07:00:00 -0500

We did it. We accomplished ... something. What exactly we accomplished is up for debate in this, our last regular episode of the Family Matters watching era. Fasten your tethers tight... one. last. time.

Season 1 Recap

Fri, 13 Jun 2025 06:00:00 -0500

Well, we did it. We finally made it through every single episode of Family Matters. But before we say goodbye, we’ve gotta recap Season 1. We’re talking highs, we’re talking lows, and we’re talking alternate cold opens. And, don’t worry, we’ll be back next week for an all encompassing send-off, shuttleboy style.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

Join our countdown to number one (and our slow descent into madness) in all the places you expect internet people to be:

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1: "The Mama Who Came To Dinner"

Thu, 05 Jun 2025 09:00:00 -0500

Why did we do this? What have we learned? How do you end a podcast? We answer fewer of these questions than you would expect as we watch OUR FINAL and THE FIRST episode of Family Matters.

(Don't worry. We'll be back. Like, next week.)

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

Join our countdown to number one (and our slow descent into madness) in all the places you expect internet people to be:

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2: "Two Income Family"

Fri, 30 May 2025 06:00:00 -0500

Why is this show allergic to being a spinoff? What movies does John not need to watch? And what movie are we 100% GOING to watch? We get penultimate with these questions and more as we watch Season 1, Episode 2 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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3: "Short Story"

Fri, 23 May 2025 07:00:00 -0500

How much does water cost? What's in your Burger King parking lot? And is this f---ing play about us? We answer these questions and more as we read through Season 1, Episode 3 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

Join our countdown to number one (and our slow descent into madness) in all the places you expect internet people to be:

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4: "Rachel's First Date"

Fri, 16 May 2025 07:00:00 -0500

What nightmare are we hoping to wake up from? Who left Lynda Carter? And how can you tell if coconut milk has gone bad? We RSVP "yes" to these questions and more as we watch Season 1, Episode 4 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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5: "Straight A's"

Fri, 09 May 2025 06:00:00 -0500

Does everyone have report card trauma? Twins: good or bad? And who do we wish stayed history? We make the grade while answering these questions and more as we watch Season 1, Episode 5 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

Join our countdown to number one (and our slow descent into madness) in all the places you expect internet people to be:

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6: "Basketball Blues"

Fri, 02 May 2025 10:00:00 -0500

Who's the Temu Michael Jordan? Will Eddie Winslow ever play basketball again?!? And what did we cut out of the episode? We bounce back and forth the answers to these questions and more as we watch Season 1, Episode 6 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

Join our countdown to number one (and our slow descent into madness) in all the places you expect internet people to be:

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7: "Body Damage"

Fri, 25 Apr 2025 06:00:00 -0500

What do you call a museum for policemen? Who was the Urkel of this show before Urkel? And what do the Ship of Theseus and Bob Odenkirk have in common? We wink our way through these questions and more as we watch Season 1, Episode 7 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

Join our countdown to number one (and our slow descent into madness) in all the places you expect internet people to be:

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8: "Mr. Goodwrench"

Fri, 18 Apr 2025 07:00:00 -0500

How do tapes work? Who's back (for the first time even though we don't see them)? And what's set way back in the middle of a field? We record the answers to these questions and more as we deconstruct Season 1, Episode 8 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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9: "Stake-Out"

Fri, 11 Apr 2025 06:00:00 -0500

What’s the difference between a stake-out and a sting? How many cops does it take to tango? And what’s our newest restaurannovation? We take these questions and more to go as we watch Season 1, Episode 9 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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10: "False Arrest"

Fri, 04 Apr 2025 07:00:00 -0500

Are the boys both back AND in town?? Who's America's real dad? And what tires are on Barbie's car? We answer these questions and more as we squeeze into the parking spot for Season 1, Episode 10 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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11: "The Quilt"

Sat, 01 Mar 2025 06:00:00 -0600

Who’s getting more time to shine nowadays? What’s the opposite of Looney Tune Land? And are we finally in the good times? We patch together these questions and more as we watch Season 1, Episode 11 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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12: "Laura's First Date"

Fri, 21 Feb 2025 06:00:00 -0600

How many things broke right to make this happen? What’s the original kitchen nightmare? And who is going to reap what they’ve sewn for 9 YEARS? We introduce these questions and MUCH MORE as we watch Season 1, Episode 12 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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13: "Man's Best Friend"

Fri, 14 Feb 2025 07:00:00 -0600

How do you get ants? What's this dog's real name? And if this isn't good now, was there ever a time that it was? We spill the answers to these questions and more as we watch Season 1, Episode 13 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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14: "Baker's Dozen"

Fri, 07 Feb 2025 14:00:00 -0600

How secret should a secret recipe be? What’s really going on with the theme song? And how many times can they possibly cream it up? We squeeze out the answers to these questions and more as we watch Season 1, Episode 14 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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15: "The Big Reunion"

Fri, 31 Jan 2025 09:00:00 -0600

Well, well, well, what have we here? What's melting on the stove this week? And do you love me (now that I can drop and give you fifty)? We answer these questions and more as we reunite over Season 1, Episode 15 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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16: "The Party"

Fri, 24 Jan 2025 06:00:00 -0600

Why are we stuck in a 10 minute time loop? When did we get so diligent with our research? And who’s REALLY cooking this week? There’s always room for these questions and more as we watch Season 1, Episode 16 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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Special Episode: "Growing Up Urkel"

Fri, 17 Jan 2025 07:00:00 -0600

Who was the character of Urkel based on? Who did Jaleel White's dentist dad curse out? And who told Jaleel that no one was interested in his memoir? Not the three of us, because this week we're answering these questions and more as we flip through the book Growing Up Urkel.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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17: "The Big Fix"

Fri, 10 Jan 2025 07:00:00 -0600

What grade does this episode deserve? Did the word "prediction" ever mean anything? Whose name are we writing in a Jokerman font? We frankly turn on each other as we answer these questions and more covering Season 1, Episode 17 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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18: "Sitting Pretty"

Fri, 03 Jan 2025 07:00:00 -0600

Is that cat actually a shrimp? What's that little guy doing in the lobster tank at Red Lobster? And why can't you skip lunch? We answer these questions and more as we make our way through each and every course of Season 1, Episode 18 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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19: "In A Jam"

Fri, 27 Dec 2024 06:00:00 -0600

What’s the punishment for drinking whole milk? Are you supposed to eat sand? And how do you get to Wrigley Field? We navigate through these questions and more as we watch Season 1, Episode 19 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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20: "The Candidate"

Fri, 20 Dec 2024 09:00:00 -0600

What movie would you remake? How do you win Heads Up Seven Up? Who did you vote for? (Y'know what, scratch that last one. Too close to home.) We answer these questions and more as we hang our chads on Season 1, Episode 20 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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21: "Bowl Me Over"

Fri, 13 Dec 2024 06:00:00 -0600

Who decides the points for bowling? How did the spirit of the ‘90s pan out? And what lewd wrestling gesture was sweeping the nation? We’ll SPARE you the details as we discuss Season 1, Episode 21 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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22: "Rock Video"

Fri, 06 Dec 2024 07:00:00 -0600

What is rock and/or roll? How much do you owe in taxes? And what are we gonna do when this is all over? We answer these questions and more as we enter our FINAL SEASON of Family Matters with Episode 22.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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Season 2 Recap

Fri, 29 Nov 2024 06:00:00 -0600

WE’RE ALMOST THERE, FOLKS! We’ve made it through EIGHT seasons of this bullshit. To celebrate, we talk through the highs and lows, say goodbye(?) to a few characters, and fill out a superlative grid. It’s the Season 2 Recap, ya dummies.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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23: "Rachel's Place"

Fri, 22 Nov 2024 14:00:00 -0600

Can you remember the tallest man you've ever seen? Have you ever had a job as a waiter? Have you noticed how many successful restaurants are theme-based these days? We answer these questions and more as we go beyond belief and into Season 2, Episode 1 (!!!) of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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24: "Torn Between Two Lovers"

Fri, 08 Nov 2024 07:00:00 -0600

How do you spell zoo-kee-nee? Who should be learning the lesson of the week? What does this restaurant serve, and why am I not allowed to eat it here? We answer these questions and more as we get down with Family Matters Season 2, Episode 2.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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25: "Marriage 101"

Fri, 01 Nov 2024 06:00:00 -0500

What kind of restaurant is this? Haven’t we seen before? And why can’t it always be like this? We plant the answers to these questions and more as we watch Season 2, Episode 3 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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26: "Flashpants"

Fri, 25 Oct 2024 07:00:00 -0500

When did they stop naming characters The Big Ragu? Is it trains again? Is it police? We answer these questions and more as we trip over Season 2, Episode 4 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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27: "The Crash Course"

Fri, 18 Oct 2024 07:00:00 -0500

Have you ever seen a bread truck? How many names does Eddie have? And how does our main man Reggie feel about Dancing With The Stars? We answer these questions and more as we deconstruct Season 2, Episode 5 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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28: "Boxcar Blues"

Fri, 11 Oct 2024 06:00:00 -0500

How many new segments is too many? Is this episode laying the blueprint? And what does a cow wear to a wedding? We stampede through these questions and more as we watch Season 2, Episode 6 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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29: "Dog Day Halloween"

Fri, 04 Oct 2024 07:00:00 -0500

What's your favorite Halloween costume? What's your favorite Halloween candy? What's your favorite bank heist movie? We figure out how all those questions go together as we hold up Season 2, Episode 7 of Family Matters. (And Season 33, Episode 2 of Dancing with the Stars.)

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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30: "Cousin Urkel"

Fri, 27 Sep 2024 06:00:00 -0500

Who’s making the Cop Office merch? Was this in the packet? And who’s pointing their way into the hearts of America? We salsa through these questions and more as we watch Season 2, Episode 8 of Family Matters.

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31: "Dedicated To The One I Love"

Fri, 20 Sep 2024 07:00:00 -0500

What's the soundtrack of your underwear? Who's Mother Winslow's bush pilot? And what does Carl mean when he says "forever?" We answer these questions and more as we fix up Season 2, Episode 9 of Family Matters.

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32: "The Science Project"

Fri, 13 Sep 2024 06:00:00 -0500

Is this the big boom we’ve been waiting for? Who is Crystal Jenious? And what does Cillian Murphy have to say about all of this? We dream up the answers to these questions and more as we watch Season 2, Episode 10 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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33: "Requiem for an Urkel"

Fri, 06 Sep 2024 07:00:00 -0500

What's the first rule of kids' fight club? Which Mighty Ducks is the most out-of-this-world (and out of this podcast)? And how many men has Mother Winslow killed? We answer these questions and more as we enter the ring with Season 2, Episode 11 of Family Matters.

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34: "Fast Eddie Winslow"

Fri, 30 Aug 2024 06:00:00 -0500

Is Eddie named after that ranch man? When did Glen Powell get here? And are there ANY rules in pool? We measure these questions and more as we watch Season 2, Episode 12 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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35: "Have Yourself A Very Winslow Christmas"

Fri, 23 Aug 2024 07:00:00 -0500

What's that wafting through the air? That's the scent of the podcast's 200th episode! That or... gravy. Reheat yourself with Season 2, Episode 13 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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36: "Ice Station Winslow"

Fri, 16 Aug 2024 06:00:00 -0500

Does this count as justice for Judy? Where does Alex fall on the Parental Attention Spectrum? And what does this episode lay the groundwork for? We fish for these answers and more as we watch Season 2, Episode 14 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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37: "Son"

Fri, 09 Aug 2024 07:00:00 -0500

When was the last time Carl felt hope? What's the first thing you pack in your suitcase? And did somebody say screwdriver? We kick these questions and more to the curb as we watch Season 2, Episode 15 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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38: "Do The Right Thing"

Fri, 02 Aug 2024 06:00:00 -0500

Are the bigwigs paying attention? How many late ‘80s movies can you rip off in 23 minutes? And who gon’ clean up this poop water? We backstroke through these questions and more as we watch Season 2, Episode 16 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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Special Crossover Episode 4: "Stephanie Gets Framed"

Fri, 26 Jul 2024 07:00:00 -0500

How does Urkel show up in this one? Who's the only decent member of the Full House cast? And why is Tom Dooley hanging his head and crying? We get a closer look at the answers to these questions and more as we watch Season 4, Episode 16 of Full House.

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39: "High Hopes"

Fri, 19 Jul 2024 06:00:00 -0500

Is this how radio contests work? What’s Jabberjaw’s deal? And who should be the captain of the S.S. Inspiration? We take a look (in a book) at the answers to these questions and more as we watch Season 2, Episode 17 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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40: "Life of the Party"

Fri, 12 Jul 2024 08:00:00 -0500

Is Peanut M&Ms trail mix, and if not, what is, and how do you make it? (Do you make it?) We chew on these questions and more as we watch Season 2, Episode 18 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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41: "Busted"

Fri, 05 Jul 2024 06:00:00 -0500

Did anyone get arrested for this episode? Are we supposed to take any of this seriously? And whose got their eyes in the skies? We report on these questions and more as we watch Season 2, Episode 19 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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42: "Fight the Good Fight"

Fri, 28 Jun 2024 08:00:00 -0500

What was spray painted on Laura's locker? When is Black History Month? And is this the show's finest moment ever? We get way more serious than usual as we discuss Season 2, Episode 20 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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43: "Taking Credit"

Fri, 21 Jun 2024 06:00:00 -0500

Is Rachel omniscient? Is this all taking place in the Meego-verse? And his name is WHAT?! We explain these jokes and more as we watch Season 2, Episode 21 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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44: "Finding the Words"

Fri, 14 Jun 2024 07:00:00 -0500

What's the worst way to meet your dad? What happened to Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra? And where would a ninja go if a ninja could go ninja go? We tie a yellow ribbon around these questions and more in Season 2, Episode 22 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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45: "Skip To My Lieu"

Fri, 07 Jun 2024 06:00:00 -0500

When are you legally allowed to change your name to a Mattel pun? Who is Otto Titsling? And what’s worse than one hopeless romantic sex pest? We Lieu-k for the answers to these questions and more as we watch Season 2, Episode 23 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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46: "The Good, The Bad, and the Urkel"

Fri, 31 May 2024 07:00:00 -0500

What's the worst kind of parody you can do? Why did Pharrell wear that hat? And what's the hottest new club track of the summer? We fire up the answers to these questions and more as we watch Season 2, Episode 24 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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47: "I Should Have Done Something"

Fri, 24 May 2024 06:00:00 -0500

What ever happened to dinner parties? What do you call good whiplash? And what really matters this season? We do something by answering these questions more as we watch Season 2, Episode 25 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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Season 3 Recap

Fri, 17 May 2024 06:00:00 -0500

WE DID IT AGAIN FOLKS! We trudged through another season of this godforsaken show, and what do we have to show for it? Some highs (legally), some lows (definitely), and some math (professionally). We’re wrappin’ up another season of Family Matters, ya dingus.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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48: "Boom!"

Fri, 10 May 2024 08:00:00 -0500

Who's the best boy who ever put on a pair of glasses? How many movies did this episode inspire? And who wants some Tang? We go ape over these questions and more as we watch Season 3, Episode 1 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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49: "Brain Over Brawn"

Fri, 03 May 2024 06:00:00 -0500

What do Dairy Queen and air moisture have in common? Why are people still climbing on that roof? And what took Steve so long to get to the science bullshit? We hover over these questions and more as we watch Season 3, Episode 2 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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Special Crossover Episode 3: "The Dance"

Fri, 26 Apr 2024 08:00:00 -0500

How many dogs? How much for cats? And what in the name of God and Wisconsin is a Munchie? We answer these questions and more as we take another giant leap into Step By Step Season 1, Episode 2. (Yes, that's not the show we normally talk about on this podcast. Yes, it does feature an important character from Family Matters. Yes, we were allegedly enjoying some nontraditional podcast fuel as we watched and recorded.)

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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50: "The Show Must Go On"

Fri, 19 Apr 2024 06:00:00 -0500

What antiquated ‘90s technology is Lieu using to tether (tether?!) Carl? Why is John ranting about the video games? And what fast food crime is Carl complicit in? We order up the answers to these questions and more as we watch Season 3, Episode 3 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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51: "Words Hurt"

Fri, 12 Apr 2024 10:00:00 -0500

What's the secret origin of Urkel's time travel device? Who's stuck holding the horse? And how many times do you have to be electrocuted before your heart gives out? We find out the answers to these questions and more as we sink deeper and deeper and deeper into Season 3, Episode 4 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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52: "Daddy's Little Girl"

Fri, 05 Apr 2024 06:00:00 -0500

Is is safer or more dangerous to stick Steve on his own island? What culture did they harmfully stereotype this week? And what 1940s film star do all the kids know and love? We bogart all the answers to these questions and more as we watch Season 3, Episode 5 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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53: "Citizens' Court"

Fri, 29 Mar 2024 10:00:00 -0500

How are court cases decided? What do The West Wing, Superman, and Smucker's jelly jars have in common? And who's suing Alex and John? We cross-examine the answers to these questions and more as we watch Season 3, Episode 6 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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54: "Robo-Nerd"

Fri, 22 Mar 2024 09:00:00 -0500

What's the only crime Urkelbot is guilty of? Can you fit a famous dancer in your pocket? And what's the sound of one hand smashing violently into a typewriter? We lock up the answers to these questions and more as we watch Season 3, Episode 7 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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55: "Making The Team"

Fri, 15 Mar 2024 06:00:00 -0500

What famous NBA exclamation was stolen from this show? Is Steve the dog in this movie? And what hot new TikTok product is flooding the streets (and the sheets)? We package the answers to these questions and more as we watch Season 3, Episode 8 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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Bonus: Dudes On Dune Special

Fri, 08 Mar 2024 12:00:00 -0600

!!SPOILERS AHEAD!! if you have not seen Dune Part Two. You can use the chapter markers to skip ahead or dip out as we discuss general vibes, then the specifics of the movie, then the specifics of the first two books. Now back to our normal episode description...

Is being evil hot? Who's the least qualified scientist you know? And if I walk without rhythm, will I ever learn? We answer surprisingly few questions in the special episode we felt moved to make covering Dune Part Two.

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56: "Born To Be Mild"

Fri, 01 Mar 2024 08:00:00 -0600

What's your favorite meat frisbee? How old is Baja Blast? And what CAN'T you put sweet and sour sauce on? We answer these questions and more as we chew on Season 3, Episode 9 of Family Matters.

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57: "The Love God"

Fri, 23 Feb 2024 06:00:00 -0600

How do you poop in space? Why can’t we have more than one good scene? And which character understands sports better than we do? We announce the answers to these questions and more as we watch Season 3, Episode 10 of Family Matters.

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58: "Old And Alone"

Fri, 16 Feb 2024 07:00:00 -0600

Who will be the last Winslow standing? What happens if you don't eat your vegetables? And how many people does it take to be "alone?" We answer these questions and more as we dream our way through Season 3, Episode 11 of Family Matters.

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59: "A Pair Of Ladies"

Fri, 09 Feb 2024 06:00:00 -0600

What’s the best math song? Which pocket food travels best? And what REALLY happens when the chips are down? We drag these questions through the dirt as we watch Season 3, Episode 12 of Family Matters.

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60: "Choir Trouble"

Fri, 02 Feb 2024 07:00:00 -0600

Who's being targeted by this episode? What's your wrestling name? And in which Chili's should we be feeling this God? We answer these questions and more as we pray on Season 3, Episode 13 of Family Matters.

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61: "A Test Of Friendship"

Fri, 26 Jan 2024 06:00:00 -0600

What’s the easiest pie? Does anything good happen in January? And who cut the shit out of this episode? We cheat our way through these questions and more as we watch Season 3, Episode 14 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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62: "Jailhouse Blues"

Fri, 19 Jan 2024 07:00:00 -0600

Why is it fun when Ferris Bueller does it? Which one is your favorite Day of Christmas? And what person who wants to kill The Bride do we see for the first and last time this episode? We answer these questions and more as we boost Season 3, Episode 15 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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63: "Brown Bombshell"

Fri, 12 Jan 2024 06:00:00 -0600

What separates the Alfs from the Meegos? Is a hotdog a sandwich? And what’s the best way to learn geography? We map out the answers to these questions and more as we watch Season 3, Episode 16 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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64: "Food, Lies and Videotape"

Fri, 05 Jan 2024 06:00:00 -0600

Is this our most anticipated John Rants About the Movies ever? Where do you stand on invisible pimple popping? And what are we gonna do with all this goop? We slip ’n slide through these questions and more as we watch Season 3, Episode 17 of Family Matters.

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65: "My Broken Hearted Valentine"

Fri, 29 Dec 2023 07:00:00 -0600

What part of your outfit would you die for? How many people have dated Warren Beatty? And WHERE'S DAVID! We answer these questions and more as we go out with Season 3, Episode 18 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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66: "Woman Of The People"

Fri, 22 Dec 2023 07:00:00 -0600

Can you teach me how to bobble? Where are you making your way so fast, faces pass and you're homebound? And what's in the BOX?! We'll answer these questions and more as we tally up the votes for Season 3, Episode 19 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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Bonus: "Family Matters For The Holidays"

Fri, 15 Dec 2023 06:00:00 -0600

A rapid-ish-fire list of holiday movies somehow connected to Family Matters PLUS WHERE YOU CAN STREAM THEM. Now that's service in the classic Jumping The Shuttle manner. Then again, so is missing a week because the holidays got too crazy and Alex couldn't get his microphone set up right. Sorry!

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67: "Love and Kisses"

Fri, 01 Dec 2023 08:00:00 -0600

Which joke did they somehow remember 100 episodes later? Where's the coolest luxury vacation spot in Chicago? And are you in the market for a trench coat turkey? We answer these questions and more as we baste Season 3, Episode 20 of Family Matters.

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68: "Stop In The Name Of Love"

Fri, 24 Nov 2023 06:00:00 -0600

Who should have REALLY ended up with Laura? Why is Lieu talking so much? And aren’t we full up on cream already? We pay by the minute to answer these questions and more as we watch Season 3, Episode 21 of Family Matters.

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69: "The Urkel Who Came To Dinner"

Fri, 17 Nov 2023 07:00:00 -0600

What Petco fish is very popular nowadays? Can you fill up this cup? And is this show connected to literally every other TV show, movie, and song in the universe? Find out as we take a bite out of Season 3, Episode 22 of Family Matters.

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70: "Robo-Nerd II"

Fri, 10 Nov 2023 06:00:00 -0600

Who doesn’t love a dystopian police state? What happens when Robocop gets depressed? And does no one have any integrity with this point system? We waiver on these questions and more as we watch Season 3, Episode 23 of Family Matters.

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71: "Dudes"

Fri, 03 Nov 2023 10:00:00 -0500

Is he a dude? Is she a dude? Are we all dudes? Ask your children these questions and more as we compete on Season 3, Episode 24 of Family Matters.

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72: "Farewell My Laura"

Fri, 20 Oct 2023 08:00:00 -0500

Was this episode actually... good...? How many points is anything worth? And what is the sound of one femme walking? Here's lookin' at the answers to these questions and more in Season 3, Episode 25 of Family Matters.

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Season 4 Recap

Fri, 13 Oct 2023 06:00:00 -0500

Well, we made it through another season. To celebrate, we’ve got spreadsheets, we’ve got a new competition, and we’ve got some actual journalism. Strap in, it’s the Family Matters Season 4 recap.

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73: "Surely You Joust"

Wed, 04 Oct 2023 09:00:00 -0500

What's your American Gladiator name? Have you ever gone clavicle-snappin'? And what hath Mr. Dicker wrought? Get the answers to these questions and more as we race through Season 4, Episode 1 of Family Matters.

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74: "Dance To The Music"

Fri, 29 Sep 2023 06:00:00 -0500

How does the musical sausage get made? What’s the difference between a board game and a table top game? And who’s cuckin’ the hardest this week? We reeeaaally watch for these questions and more in Season 4, Episode 2 of Family Matters.

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75: "Driving Carl Crazy"

Fri, 22 Sep 2023 07:00:00 -0500

What blood pressure is normal? How much is a car worth? And we're not saying it was aliens, but... was it aliens? Crash through these questions and more as we cover Season 4, Episode 3 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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76: "Rumor Has It"

Fri, 15 Sep 2023 06:00:00 -0500

What’s a totally normal animal body part to draw? Who decided the perfect lady measurements? And what’s the fastest way to shut down sex gossip? We put these questions and more under the microscope as we watch Season 4, Episode 4 of Family Matters.

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77: "Number One With a Bullet"

Fri, 08 Sep 2023 06:00:00 -0500

Why is that doctor giggling? What show had all its cast guest star on this show? And can you keep your own bones? We cross the finish line on these questions and more as we cover Season 4, Episode 5 of Family Matters.

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78: "Whose Kid Is It Anyway?"

Fri, 01 Sep 2023 06:00:00 -0500

What’s the horniest holiday? How long does it take to watch this show? And how many Spider-Men is too many Spider-Men? We thwip through these questions and more as we watch Season 4, Episode 6 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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79: "An Officer and a Waldo"

Thu, 24 Aug 2023 09:00:00 -0500

Do you need to repair ice makers? What's it take to get onto a military base? And what is his name? You know who we mean... Get on the list to learn the answers to these questions and many more as we cover Season 4, Episode 7 of Family Matters.

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80: "Just One Date"

Thu, 17 Aug 2023 06:00:00 -0500

What’s the right way to deal with movie talkers? What separates this show from The Little Rascals? And when did this podcast turn into a nature documentary? We scour the Earth to answer these questions and more as we watch Season 4, Episode 8 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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81: "The Oddest Couple"

Thu, 10 Aug 2023 06:00:00 -0500

We're joined by Josh Wittge (@JoshWatchinTV from Nonplussed) this week to answer the questions: Do grenades need to be refrigerated? What's the worst poster your roommate could possibly put up? And where's David (or Judy or Richie or Rachel)?

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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82: "It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Urkel"

Thu, 03 Aug 2023 06:00:00 -0500

What’s the difference between science and magic? What character is getting an alternate reality beta test? And how does John feel about interior design? We layout these questions and more as we watch Season 4, Episode 10 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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83: "Muskrat Love"

Thu, 27 Jul 2023 06:00:00 -0500

Has anyone seen a bullseye ever? When’s the worst time to get someone exercise equipment they didn’t ask for? And can we finally settle the Baz Luhrmann debate? We have to think about our whole lives before we watch Season 4, Episode 11 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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84: "Hot Wheels"

Thu, 20 Jul 2023 06:00:00 -0500

Why do the vibes INSTANTLY change when we record at night? Who’s in charge of putting the numbers on these episodes? And what big, bloated industry are we bailing out this week? We rev up the answers to these questions and more as we watch Season 4, Episode 12 of Family Matters.

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85: "The Way The Ball Bounces"

Thu, 13 Jul 2023 06:00:00 -0500

Which of our new brand deals is dead on arrival? What does the latest data tell us about concussions? And did we just stumble into the perfect Waldo spinoff? We bear-y the lede with these questions and more as we watch Season 4, Episode 13 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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86: "A Thought In The Dark"

Thu, 06 Jul 2023 06:00:00 -0500

Which cousins are we seeing for the first/last time? How did they decide which musical act would be featured and which would be referenced? And which of the dummies has been hiding in plain sight this whole time on a different terrible sitcom? We run background on these questions and more as we watch Season 4, Episode 14 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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87: "Tender Kisses"

Thu, 29 Jun 2023 06:00:00 -0500

Was this young singer lady supposed to return in a later episode? Which Alan Moore movie adaptation is he most upset about? And which car company is getting free (outdated) advertising? We asked for it, we got it with Season 4, Episode 15 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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88: "Heart Strings"

Thu, 22 Jun 2023 06:00:00 -0500

What hot new gaming craze is sweeping the Primal Zodiac nation? Whose life mirrors a made up Muppet movie? And is this little kid plot a taste of what’s to come? We power through these questions and more as we watch Season 4, Episode 16 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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89: "It's A Mad, Mad, Mad House"

Thu, 15 Jun 2023 06:00:00 -0500

Is this the most bowling knowledge ever assembled? How bad is what’s waiting for Eddie at home? And which early 2000s credit song slaps the hardest? We transform these questions into answers as we watch Season 4, Episode 17 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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90: "Higher Anxiety"

Thu, 08 Jun 2023 06:00:00 -0500

When and where does this episode take place? Is this the moment Eddie goes from Superman to supervillain? And which US president revolutionized the mail industry? We float through these questions and more as we watch Season 4, Episode 18 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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91: "Mama's Wedding"

Thu, 01 Jun 2023 06:00:00 -0500

Who’s missing from this all-hands-on-deck wedding? Why was it so fun to stay at the YMCA? And who’s the oldest man you’ve ever seen? We skip through these questions and more as we watch Season 4, Episode 19 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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Story Time with Alex

Thu, 25 May 2023 06:00:00 -0500

Busy week! We don't want to leave you hanging, so here's Alex telling a story about a totally fine and normal social interaction he had recently.

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92: "Pulling Teeth"

Thu, 18 May 2023 06:00:00 -0500

How do we feel about breakfast in bed? What’s the worst college mascot? And what does John realize IN REAL TIME!? We call up the answers to these questions and more as we watch Season 4, Episode 20 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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93: "Walk On The Wild Side"

Thu, 11 May 2023 06:00:00 -0500

What’s the sexiest shape? Who has the best pork chops in town? And how do we feel about late night orange juice? We squeeze out the answers to these questions and more as we watch Season 4, Episode 21 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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94: "Hot Stuff"

Thu, 04 May 2023 06:00:00 -0500

How horny is too horny? Where can you have all of your accordion needs met? And what natural disaster is Urkel abating? We erupt all over these questions and more as we watch Season 4, Episode 22 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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Special Crossover Episode 2: “The Truth About Cars And Dogs”

Thu, 27 Apr 2023 06:00:00 -0500

In the immortal words of Danny Glover, "I'm gettin' too high for this shit." Join us in our outrage and intoxication as we try to piece together whatever the fuck we just watched. I guess it's Season 1, Episode 3 of Meego.

Watch along at your own risk: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fh50Rlohko&t=165s

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Special Crossover Episode 2: TEASER

Thu, 20 Apr 2023 08:00:00 -0500

How high is too high? Why is Steve in shows? How high is too high? Have we been talking our questions, or did we just think them? Find out some of the answers in our NEXT very special episode, where we repeat our annual tradition of missing the 4/20 release date.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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95: "Stormy Weather"

Thu, 13 Apr 2023 06:00:00 -0500

What condiment pushes John over the edge? How long does it take for pizza to get to the end of your line? And is the pen truly mightier than the sword? We may(o) answer these questions and more as we watch Season 4, Episode 23 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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96: "Buds 'N' Buns"

Thu, 06 Apr 2023 06:00:00 -0500

Which new (old) character is hiding in plain sight? How many weenies is too many weenies? And is this the episode we finally break John? We blow through these questions and more as we watch Season 4, Episode 24 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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Season 5 Recap

Thu, 30 Mar 2023 06:00:00 -0500

LET’S GET LOOSE! We’re officially over the halfway season hump, so WE EARNED IT! To celebrate, we’ve got trivia, we’ve got drive-thru Italian food, and we’ve got a whole lot of controversial opinions. It’s the Family Matters Season 5 recap ya dummies.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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97: "Hell Toupee"

Thu, 23 Mar 2023 06:00:00 -0500

Which wrestler looks like they got left in the air fryer? Which director now shares a unique bond with Urkel? And WHY DID THIS EPISODE HAFTA COME FOR US SO HARD?! We take a long, hard look in the mirror to answer these questions and more as we watch Season 5, Episode 1 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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98: "It Didn't Happen One Night"

Thu, 16 Mar 2023 06:00:00 -0500

Which new segment is helping us connect all of the red string? Which Baron has stolen our itty bitty baby hearts? And which horror franchise is penetrating Alex’s brain? We nail down the answers to these questions and more as we watch Season 5, Episode 2 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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99: "Saved By The Urkel"

Thu, 09 Mar 2023 06:00:00 -0600

What’s the backwards version of a clip show? What fast food delivery vessel makes for the best carry on luggage? And which TV show’s Halloween episode is even more off the rails than Stevil’s? We resuscitate the answers to these questions and more as we watch Season 5, Episode 3 of Family Matters with special guest Jake Mason.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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100: "A Matter Of Principle"

Thu, 02 Mar 2023 06:00:00 -0600

Is the show pivoting before our very eyes? What’s the difference between Chicago Polka and Cleveland Polka? And what’s everyone’s favorite Thanksgiving/Seventh-Inning Stretch song? We carve up the answers to these questions and more as watch Season 5, Episode 4 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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101: "Money Out The Window"

Thu, 23 Feb 2023 06:00:00 -0600

Which football town has the ugliest women? How do you make sure your comic books appreciate in value? And how long can a television show (or podcast) last on charm alone? We do the research to answer these questions and more as we watch Season 5, Episode 5 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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102: "Best Friends"

Thu, 16 Feb 2023 06:00:00 -0600

Which Mighty Weenie food causes the most traffic accidents? What iOS version is Laura running? And who are the real best friends around here? We embarrass our loved ones with these questions and more as we watch Season 5, Episode 6 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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103: "Grandmama"

Thu, 09 Feb 2023 06:00:00 -0600

Who’s got the sickest Primal Zodiac sign? Are these rules more confusing than Golf Rules? And what are the commercial implications of this guest appearance? We lace up to answer these questions and more as we watch Season 5, Episode 7 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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104: "Dr. Urkel And Mr. Cool"

Thu, 02 Feb 2023 06:00:00 -0600

You guys, this is a big deal. We’re finally gonna find out if any of these fuckers know that he’s not a real boy. Crack open a Schnapple, it’s Season 5, Episode 8 of Family Matters.

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105: "Car Wars"

Thu, 26 Jan 2023 06:00:00 -0600

Who has the most fuckable car? Which one of us is colorblind as shit? And how is John’s internet connection? We zoom through these questions and more as we watch Season 5, Episode 9 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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Special Episode: John Complains About THAT Movie

Thu, 19 Jan 2023 10:00:00 -0600

Yo listen up here's a story about a little guy that lives in a blue world and all day and all night and everything he sees is just blue. It's John. He's blue (da ba dee) because this week we're getting in our own shuttle and opening Pandora's box, baby.

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106: "All The Wrong Moves"

Thu, 12 Jan 2023 06:00:00 -0600

Which video game franchise is due for a big comeback? How smart is a Smart Fridge? And what’s the most energy efficient way to make pocorn? We pop through these questions and more as we watch Season 5, Episode 10 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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107: "Christmas Is Where The Heart Is"

Thu, 05 Jan 2023 06:00:00 -0600

What kind of women get the most excited about the holidays? What compelled John to do some research? And which leftovers are socially acceptable to eat cold? We wear our most questionable Christmas pajamas as we discuss Season 5, Episode 11 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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108: "Scenes From A Mall"

Thu, 22 Dec 2022 06:00:00 -0600

Who or what is a “Spoo?” What mystery actress got her big break in a mall? And what happens when we record on a Monday night? We spooze all over these questions and more as we watch Season 5, Episode 12 of Family Matters.

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109: "Rock Enroll"

Thu, 15 Dec 2022 06:00:00 -0600

What’s the best smelling theme park? How do you know which exhibit is most important? And what’s the best dish in a picnic spread? We soar over these questions and more as we watch Season 5, Episode 13 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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110: "Like A Virgin"

Thu, 08 Dec 2022 06:00:00 -0600

Is this the “locker room talk” we hear so much about? What Urkel variant is being birthed right before our very eyes? And who’s the only one qualified to give sex advice on this show? We fool around with these questions and more as we watch Season 5, Episode 14 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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111: "Good Cop, Bad Cop"

Thu, 01 Dec 2022 08:00:00 -0600

Does this count as a very special episode? What is the way of water? Who wants their teeth done by the Marquis De Sade? We dive into these questions and more as we watch Season 5, Episode 15 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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112: "Presumed Urkel"

Thu, 24 Nov 2022 06:00:00 -0600

What characters are we thankful for this year? Is this ruling legally binding? And just how relatable is committing arson at your high school? We burn through these questions and more as we watch Season 5, Episode 16 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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113: "Father Of The Bride"

Thu, 17 Nov 2022 06:00:00 -0600

Are we time traveling or dreaming here? How does Jerry Seinfeld feel about Thanksgiving? And what movies has John seen? We use our sixth sense to answer these questions and more as we watch Season 5, Episode 17 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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114: "Psycho Twins"

Thu, 10 Nov 2022 06:00:00 -0600

What is the substance of choice in the Federation of Worldwide Wrestling? Who’s in the nickname hall of fame? And what cult is making us veeery sleepy? We wrestle with these questions and more as we watch Season 5, Episode 18 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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115: "That's What Friends Are For"

Thu, 03 Nov 2022 06:00:00 -0500

What summer festival has our names written all over it? What happens when our A and B plots converge? And who’s doing what to the nut meat? We grind out answers to these questions and more as we watch Season 5, Episode 19 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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116: "Opposites Attract"

Thu, 27 Oct 2022 06:00:00 -0500

Did we actually get an intern? Is this episode regular weird or different weird? And what are the neurological effects of jumping into the MIDDLE of this television show? We contextualize these questions and more as we watch Season 5, Episode 20 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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117: "A-Camping We Will Go"

Thu, 20 Oct 2022 06:00:00 -0500

Who’s getting credit for this internship? What’s the fastest brain surgery available to forget this episode? And who’s got the hot potato takes this week? We scout the answers to these questions and more as we watch Season 5, Episode 21 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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118: "Nunsense"

Thu, 13 Oct 2022 06:00:00 -0500

Where do you go when you need to lay real low? Who’s sucking and who’s blowing? And HOW MANY OF THESE NUNS HAVE WE SEEN BEFORE?! We’ve got these questions and more on our minds as we watch Season 5, Episode 22 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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Special Episode: An Interview With Actor Mitch Baker

Thu, 06 Oct 2022 11:00:00 -0500

Was he on Family Matters? Has he seen Family Matters? What do any of us know about Family Matters? These questions and more answered as we interrogate a special guest about his behind-the-scenes story of a weird connection to our podcast.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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119: "Aunt Oona"

Thu, 29 Sep 2022 06:00:00 -0500

Who’s writing these musical arrangements? What’s a Power Ranger to a god? And does this episode pass the Whiplash test? We rush through these questions and more as we watch Season 5, Episode 23 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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120: "Stefan Returns"

Thu, 22 Sep 2022 06:00:00 -0500

What was the beta version of Stefan like? What’s the worst movie spread across two VHS tapes? And who gets off on just watching? We ride shotgun for these questions and more as we watch Season 5, Episode 24 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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Season 6 Recap

Thu, 15 Sep 2022 07:00:00 -0500

Who is the internet's favorite Family Matters character? When does Urkel really take over the show? And what do you know about the episodes of this season and not another season? We crack open these questions and more as we wrap up Season 6 of Family Matters.

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121: "To Be Or Not To Be: Part 1"

Thu, 08 Sep 2022 06:00:00 -0500

Who lets their kid make out with a garbage boy? Which is the sexiest of the brass instruments? And what’s REALLY going on at the Taco Bell Cantina? We horse around with these questions and more as we watch Season 6, Episode 1 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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122: "To Be Or Not To Be: Part 2"

Thu, 01 Sep 2022 06:00:00 -0500

What has us feeling nostalgic this week? How much sweet cream is too much? And is this the performance of a lifetime? We switch between these questions and more as we watch Season 6, Episode 2 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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123: "Till Death Do Us Apartment"

Thu, 25 Aug 2022 06:00:00 -0500

What store did Eddie get his edgy belt from? What’s SisQó up to these days? And what new productivity device will completely change your workflow? We shuffle through these questions and more as we watch Season 6, Episode 3 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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124: "The Looney Bin"

Thu, 18 Aug 2022 06:00:00 -0500

What’s Steve using all that gravy for? Is this guy worse than Big Dick Nick? And who’s ready for some war crimes? We go nuclear on these questions and more as we watch Season 6, Episode 4 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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125: "Beta Chi Guy"

Thu, 11 Aug 2022 06:00:00 -0500

How does Eddie clean/cook his socks? Who’s trying to corrupt sweet baby Richie? And how much trouble can we really get into? We do it live as we watch Season 6, Episode 5 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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126: "Dark And Stormy Night"

Thu, 04 Aug 2022 06:00:00 -0500

What makes this more fun than time traveling to Drunken Pirate Adventure? Do vampires eat apples? And what the hell is a Totino’s Blood Roll? We suck the life out of these questions and more as we watch Season 6, Episode 6 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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127: "Par for the Course"

Thu, 21 Jul 2022 06:00:00 -0500

Is this our last (first) time seeing Captain Savage? What military musical group is Laura joining? And can anyone tell us what - exactly - are the golf rules? We drive at these questions and more as we watch Season 6, Episode 7 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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128: "Sink Or Swim"

Thu, 14 Jul 2022 06:00:00 -0500

What new teacher has us feeling tingly? What constitutes a television scene? And did we finally out-horn-dog this television show? We [redacted] all over these questions and more as we watch Season 6, Episode 8 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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129: "Paradise Bluff"

Thu, 07 Jul 2022 06:00:00 -0500

What finally makes us take a long, hard look at Steve Urkel’s likability? What’s the difference between polyamory and cheating? And what is this show’s obsession with falling? We dive into these questions and more as we watch Season 6, Episode 9 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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130: "Flying Blind"

Thu, 30 Jun 2022 06:00:00 -0500

How do you get into a symposium? What do our undercarriages look like? And how will we land this podcast episode? We barrel roll through these questions and more as we watch Season 6, Episode 10 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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131: "Miracle On Elm Street"

Thu, 23 Jun 2022 06:00:00 -0500

Does this show believe in Santa? Do they meet the high Christmas standard this year? And who was the real Santa Claus all along? We get our jollies discussing these questions and more as we watch Season 6, Episode 11 of Family Matters.

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132: "Midterm Crisis"

Thu, 16 Jun 2022 06:00:00 -0500

Do we actually have two delightful plots in one week? Has this show gone back to formula? And which scene is giving us nightmares? We can’t know how to hear any more about these questions and more as we watch Season 6, Episode 12 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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133: "An Unlikely Match"

Thu, 09 Jun 2022 06:00:00 -0500

What guest star has this show been keeping from us? What book store did David get his furniture from? And what Colin Farrell movie is a good one? We phone in these questions and more as we watch Season 6, Episode 13 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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134: "The Substitute Son"

Thu, 26 May 2022 06:00:00 -0500

Is this the best superhero team up of all time? Why does everyone love Carl all of a sudden? And do we finally have an answer for who came up with this terrible recurring gag? We arm wrestle with these questions and more as we watch Season 6, Episode 14 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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135: "The Gun"

Thu, 19 May 2022 08:00:00 -0500

CONTENT WARNING: This episode includes gun violence in a more serious way than even we were anticipating. If you have to skip this one because the world is what it is, we understand. But if you want to, you can find out what Muse song David put into a Six Flags show (we're serious about this, too) as we discuss Season 6, Episode 15 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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136: "Wedding Bell Blues"

Thu, 12 May 2022 06:00:00 -0500

Which is the most romantic of the Batman films? Whose takes aren’t too hot, aren’t too cold, but are just right? And what’s the new behind the scenes goss in the trades? We dish about these questions and more as we watch Season 6, Episode 16 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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137: "Ain't Nothin' But An Urkel"

Thu, 05 May 2022 06:00:00 -0500

Is this the most fun transformation Urkel has done? Did you ever believe that one guy would come back? And do we miss Step by Step now? Hell no. We’re back to watching Season 6, Episode 17 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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Special Crossover Episode 1: "A Star Is Born"

Thu, 28 Apr 2022 06:00:00 -0500

As if it wasn’t hard enough to keep track of all this shit, try doing it high. We are allegedly trying out Jaleel White’s own Purple Urkle and talking about an episode of television that isn’t Family Matters. Why? Because we’re dumb. But, also, because Urkel’s in it. So lower your expectations, because it’s gonna get silly. We’re watching Season 7, Episode 2 of Step by Step.

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138: "My Uncle The Hero"

Thu, 21 Apr 2022 06:00:00 -0500

How do you wind down before bed? Is this the 90s version of The Three Stooges? And does any of this make sense to anyone? We clip through these questions and more as we watch Season 6, Episode 18 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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139: "My Bodyguard"

Thu, 14 Apr 2022 06:00:00 -0500

Why is this podcast episode disgusting? Who let us talk about the vacuum again? And, for the love of God, when is John coming back? We (barely) get through these questions and more as we talk about Season 6, Episode 19 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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140: "Cheers Looking At You, Kid"

Thu, 07 Apr 2022 06:00:00 -0500

What’s giving Alex the brain rot this week? What 56 year old man is Cyranoing his younger self? And why is Steve the captain of the Abstinence Police? We tumble through these questions and more as we watch Season 6, Episode 20 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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141: "What's Up Doc?"

Thu, 31 Mar 2022 06:00:00 -0500

Why are there always more clip montages? What new mystery is lurking in the flashbacks? And what reality-bending credit scene makes us question everything? We note the answers to these questions and more as we watch Season 6, Episode 21 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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142: "We're Going To Disney World: Part 1"

Thu, 24 Mar 2022 06:00:00 -0500

Who joined the legal firm of Jafar, Genie, and Iago? What theme park character grudges are we still holding on to? And what’s the most embarrassing thing you’ve ever asked Rivers Cuomo while drunk on Four Loko? We wheeze through these questions and more as we watch Season 6, Episode 22 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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143: "We're Going To Disney World: Part 2"

Thu, 17 Mar 2022 06:00:00 -0500

Who committed cloneslaughter? What are the ethics of running a commercial for your theme park on your television station? And what other mysteries do we have to live for now? We innovent answers to these questions and more as we watch Season 6, Episode 23 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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144: "They Shoot Urkels, Don't They?"

Thu, 10 Mar 2022 06:00:00 -0600

What totally made-up rivalry do we have this week? What has us confronting our mortality? And what is this dancing version of Hands on a Hardbody? We boogie through these questions and more as we watch Season 6, Episode 24 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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145: "Home Sweet Home"

Thu, 03 Mar 2022 06:00:00 -0600

Does Season 6 start (end) with a bang or a bust? Has anyone gotten hired in Hollywood because of their famous parents? And why doesn’t Urkel know the difference between those bugs? We worm our way through Season 6, Episode 25 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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Season 7 Recap

Thu, 24 Feb 2022 06:00:00 -0600

We did it! We’re a third of the way through this godforsaken experiment and we’ve got lots to talk about. There’s favorite/least favorite episodes, an MVP tournament, presents, and a teaser. What more could you ask for? It’s the Season 7 wrap-up of Family Matters.

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146: "Little Big Guy"

Thu, 17 Feb 2022 06:00:00 -0600

What movie could this episode possibly be ripping off? What are the odds that Stefan is packing heat? And why don’t we care that we’re off the rails? ‘Cause we’re havin’ fun. Loosen up. It’s Season 7, Episode 1 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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147: "The Naked And The Nerdy"

Thu, 10 Feb 2022 06:00:00 -0600

Where do we draw the horny line? When did this show start paying attention? And what’s the only invention that can save Sky Mall? We pitch our way through these questions and more as we watch Season 7, Episode 2 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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148: "Bugged"

Thu, 03 Feb 2022 06:00:00 -0600

What’s the dumbest thing David has done in a chat room? How deep did Alex go on beetles? And will John pass the taxonomy test? We classify these questions and more as we discuss Season 7, Episode 3 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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149: "Teacher's Pet"

Thu, 27 Jan 2022 06:00:00 -0600

Is this, like, the tiredest we’ve ever been in our lives? Who’s running our corrections department? And is this a poetry or a sex ed class? We study these questions and more as we watch Season 7, Episode 4 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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150: "Walking My Baby Back Home"

Thu, 20 Jan 2022 06:00:00 -0600

What chain restaurant has the best subscription plan? What’s with the crazy names in this episode? And when did John become the resident fact checker? We give pause to these questions and more as we watch Season 7, Episode 5 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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151: "She's Back"

Thu, 13 Jan 2022 06:00:00 -0600

Who else could that title be about? What is a weevil’s favorite crop? And who’s doing the pop-up video for this episode? We reference these questions and more as we watch Season 7, Episode 6 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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152: "Hot Rods To Heck"

Thu, 06 Jan 2022 06:00:00 -0600

What is a French Job? What is the impolite name for Mallomars in Montreal? And are these the best guest stars we’ve ever had? We crush these questions and more as we watch Season 7, Episode 7 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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153: "Talk's Cheap"

Thu, 23 Dec 2021 06:00:00 -0600

Is this how reality casting actually works? Will this episode be enough to save Tiffany from the chopping block? And how have we not talked about Stefan’s junk yet? We prick through these questions and more (with Alyssa Grant Kenny) as we watch Season 7, Episode 8 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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A Special Holiday Message

Thu, 16 Dec 2021 08:00:00 -0600

From our mics to your speakers, here's a special holiday message from Alex on behalf of Alex, David, and John. Featuring a smooth (balls) holiday tune.

(Yes, this does mean that there's no new episode this week. Yes, we have actually recorded the next episode. Yes, we still have to take the week off because what's vacation for everybody else is actually really busy for us and maybe consider the human on the other side of the screen the next time you're callously yelling at your podcast app of choice. OKAY???)

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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154: "Struck By Lightning"

Thu, 09 Dec 2021 06:00:00 -0600

What were you expecting with a title like that? What constitutes a medical engagement? And what is our lucrative new business proposition? We zap through these questions and more as we watch Season 7, Episode 9 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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155: "Best Years Of Our Lives"

Thu, 25 Nov 2021 06:00:00 -0600

Who’s the real ‘90s character on this show? How do the bit characters continue to be infinitely more interesting than anyone else? And what (if anything) makes this all worth while? We’re thankful for these questions and more as we watch Season 7, Episode 10 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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156: "Fa La La La Laagghh!"

Thu, 18 Nov 2021 06:00:00 -0600

Is this the closest we’ll get to lining up a holiday episode? How much street cred does Urkel have? And is this the one with the animated toy or the one with the real animated man that the animated toy is based on? We buzz through these questions and more as we watch Season 7, Episode 11 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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157: "Friendship Cycles"

Thu, 11 Nov 2021 06:00:00 -0600

How much man do you lose when you cut him into thirds? What do Chuck Berry and the living room set have in common? And who’s watching the post credit scenes anyway? We pedal our way through these questions and more as we watch Season 7, Episode 12 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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158: "South of the Border"

Thu, 04 Nov 2021 06:00:00 -0500

~~HORN DOG ALERT. Consider yourself warned.~~

Do we speak any Spanish? Did we watch this week's episode? How many times did we hit the Horn Dog Alert button this week? Find out as we go allll the way down with Season 7, Episode 13 of Family Matters.

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159: "Life In The Fast Lane"

Thu, 28 Oct 2021 06:00:00 -0500

Remember when diet pills were a national emergency? How can this show deflate all dramatic tension from a “very special episode?” And how do you define productivity? We speed through these questions and more as we watch Season 7, Episode 14 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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160: "Random Acts Of Science"

Thu, 21 Oct 2021 06:00:00 -0500

Do you ever get the feeling that you’ve seen this all before? Is Carl actually the most patient character on this show? And what is it with this mall and two-for-one deals? We pierce our way through these questions and more as we watch Season 7, Episode 15 of Family Matters.

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161: "Tips For A Better Life"

Thu, 14 Oct 2021 06:00:00 -0500

Can you rate humans on Yelp? Who’s the daddy of this podcast? And who does this two-year-old “not a clone, not yet a juice man” think he is, telling me how to live my life? We noodle our way through these questions and more as we watch Season 7, Episode 16 of Family Matters.

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162: "Swine Lake"

Thu, 07 Oct 2021 06:00:00 -0500

What recurring character is the harbinger of spooky season? Didn’t we JUST do this plot? And is this the most overqualified guest actor we’ve ever had? We assemblé these questions and more as we watch Season 7, Episode 17 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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163: "My Big Brother"

Thu, 30 Sep 2021 06:00:00 -0500

When did this show turn into a roast battle? How do insects (and their fans) communicate? And what totally true and irrefutable secrets come to light from one little lie? We compartmentalize these questions and more as we watch Season 7, Episode 18 of Family Matters.

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164: "Eau De Love"

Thu, 23 Sep 2021 06:00:00 -0500

Have any of these writers been to an airport? What hoops did they jump through to justify a love potion episode? And is this the most star studded episode we’ve ever had? We fly our way through these questions and more as we watch Season 7, Episode 19 of Family Matters.

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165: "Twinkle Toes Faldo"

Thu, 16 Sep 2021 06:00:00 -0500

What new sports sensation is sweeping the nation? What foods are off limits once you turn 25? And what U.S branch of government makes its triumphant return? We legislate these questions and more as we watch Season 7, Episode 20 of Family Matters.

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166: "Scammed"

Thu, 09 Sep 2021 06:00:00 -0500

Can Waldo continue his win streak? Did we miss our calling as professional grifters? And WHO PROGRAMMED THIS GAME?! We kombat these questions and more as we watch Season 7, Episode 21 of Family Matters.

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167: "Dream Date"

Thu, 02 Sep 2021 06:00:00 -0500

What virus are David and Myra dealing with this week? How did we keep the I Think You Should Leave references at bay for so long? And why is this real R&B group a portal into another dimension? We wheeze through these questions and more as we watch Season 7, Episode 22 of Family Matters.

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168: "A Ham Is Born"

Thu, 26 Aug 2021 06:00:00 -0500

What do Richie, a cow, and Dorothy Gale have in common? Is Nicole Moses someone famous? And do you have to be a cop to play one in the movies? We connect the threads on these questions and more while watching Season 7, Episode 23 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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169: "Send In The Clone"

Thu, 19 Aug 2021 06:00:00 -0500

Is a shower or a porta potty safer for cloning human beings? We’re definitely done with the conspiracy theories, right? And is it cheating if you have sex with your partner's clone? Welcome to Season 3 of Jumping The Shuttle, where we freight train our way through these questions and more while watching Season 7, Episode 24 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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Season 8 Recap

Thu, 12 Aug 2021 06:00:00 -0500

Okay, everybody exhale. Let’s take a minute to process our feelings. And by process our feelings we mean play more games, revisit some references, and talk about our “accomplishments,” because we made it through watching all of Season 8 of Family Matters backwards.

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170: "Paris Vacation, Part I"

Thu, 05 Aug 2021 06:00:00 -0500

Who was right about Stefan’s origin? Can you Xerox a memory? And how much does family matter to Gilbert? We insist on answering these questions and more as we watch Season 8, Episode 1 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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171: "Paris Vacation, Part II"

Thu, 29 Jul 2021 06:00:00 -0500

How long can we talk in circles about Stefan’s origin story? What is the most sexual fruit shape? And who wrote the script for this podcast? We get John’s reaction to these questions and more as we watch Season 8, Episode 2 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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172: "Paris Vacation, Part III"

Thu, 22 Jul 2021 06:00:00 -0500

Who is the dialect coach for this show? What’s your go-to timesaving distraction prop? And how does this show keep managing to pull us back in? We jump into these questions and more as we watch Season 8, Episode 3 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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173: "Movin' On"

Thu, 15 Jul 2021 06:00:00 -0500

What bantha hole did David fall down this week? Is Eve 6 more than a two-hit wonder? And does your hair grow back if your shitty roommate moves out? We comb through these questions and more as we watch Season 8, Episode 4 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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174: "3J In The House"

Thu, 08 Jul 2021 06:00:00 -0500

How did phones work in 1996? Did John have the most "2007" day in history? And did we record this whole episode doused in Eau de Go? We quickly (for us) answer these questions and more as we watch Season 8, Episode 5 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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175: "Getting Buff"

Thu, 01 Jul 2021 06:00:00 -0500

Why does Eddie keep getting worse while Greta keeps getting better? How much of your college tuition goes toward clay? And just how many naked parts are there? We undress these questions and more as we watch Season 8, Episode 6 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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176: "Stevil"

Thu, 24 Jun 2021 06:00:00 -0500

What does Stevil actually want? How does “dream logic” work? And is it possible that “Stevil 2” is better than the original? We (try to) awaken from our nightmare to answer these questions and more as we watch Season 8, Episode 7 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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177: "Karate Kids"

Thu, 17 Jun 2021 06:00:00 -0500

How do we even talk about this episode in 2021? Does it have the craziest crossover yet? And, most importantly, did it sweep the Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards? We cast our votes for these questions and more as we watch Season 8, Episode 8 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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178: "Home Again"

Thu, 10 Jun 2021 06:00:00 -0500

Is Steve responsible for the Chernobyl disaster? Whose side are you taking in the great pizza wars? And why is this episode of the podcast hosted by Quentin Tarantino? We extract the nut meat from these questions and more as we watch Season 8, Episode 9 of Family Matters...OKAY?!

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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179: "Nightmare At Urkel Oaks"

Thu, 03 Jun 2021 06:00:00 -0500

Is this the thirstiest Alex has ever been? Will we finally get a break from You-Know-Who? And did Eddie will Big Daddy Urkel into existence? We incept these questions and more as we discuss Season 8, Episode 10 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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180: "Chick-A-Boom"

Thu, 27 May 2021 06:00:00 -0500

What's the difference between fraud and stealing? Was there a face blindness epidemic in late '90s Chicago? And can David actually start giving a shit? We jingle all the way through these questions and more as we watch Season 8, Episode 11 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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181: "The Jury"

Thu, 20 May 2021 06:00:00 -0500

What is the most important vitamin for bone density? How much are bouillon cubes worth? And is this a...competent episode? We mustache these questions and more as we watch Season 8, Episode 12 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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182: "It Came Upon A Midnight Clear"

Thu, 13 May 2021 06:00:00 -0500

What salty meat has the funniest name? What are predictions even for anymore? And what is it like to edit an episode of this podcast? We cut our way through these questions and more as we watch Season 8, Episode 13 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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183: "Revenge Of The Nerd"

Thu, 06 May 2021 06:00:00 -0500

Why does every male character get a one week hall pass? Who is Carl's archnemesis? And what is this show's actual position on nerds? We fly over these questions and more as we watch Season 8, Episode 14 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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184: "Love Triangle"

Thu, 29 Apr 2021 06:00:00 -0500

Is a cheesecake a pie? How do you do a Boston accent? And is this the biggest filler episode we've ever seen? We address these questions and more as we watch Season 8, Episode 15 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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185: "Father Time"

Thu, 22 Apr 2021 06:00:00 -0500

So this is just Back to the Future Part II, right? Or is this It's a Wonderful Life now? And what, pray tell, is the #EyebrowCut? We ask the new Disney CEO these questions and more as we watch Season 8, Episode 16 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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186: "Beauty And The Beast"

Thu, 15 Apr 2021 06:00:00 -0500

Who is contractually obligated to compete in a beauty contest? Why does no one else work at Ferguson's? And what is the self-help craze that is sweeping the nation? We put on our tuxedos to discuss these questions and more as we watch Season 8, Episode 17 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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187: "Le Jour D'Amour"

Thu, 08 Apr 2021 06:00:00 -0500

Why does 3J sound like he's 40? Which one of Eddie's ex-girlfriends is that? And why can't Carl do ONE THING right? We dance our way through these questions and more as we watch Season 8, Episode 18 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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188: "What Do You Know?"

Thu, 01 Apr 2021 06:00:00 -0500

Why is there another contest? When was ice cream invented? And WHAT HAS EDDIE DONE?! We manipulate the answers to these questions and more as we discuss Season 8, Episode 19 of Family Matters.

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189: "Odd Man In"

Thu, 25 Mar 2021 06:00:00 -0500

How do you get ketchup off of your face? Have you ever seen a yak's butt? And can you play poker with your wife without getting divorced? We deal with these questions and more as we watch Season 8, Episode 20 of Family Matters.

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190: "Flirting With Disaster"

Thu, 18 Mar 2021 06:00:00 -0500

How much does it cost to house Steven Q. Urkel? Does everyone on this show get to write an episode for themselves? And WHERE IS GRETA?! We destroy everything in our path to answer these questions and more as we watch Season 8, Episode 21 of Family Matters.

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191: "Pound Foolish"

Thu, 11 Mar 2021 06:00:00 -0600

Is that the "Queen of Disco?" What are the ethics of asking out a member of your congregation? And did Urkel just invent an Anti-Super Soldier Serum? We sing our way through these questions and more as we watch Season 8, Episode 22 of Family Matters.

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192: "The Brother Who Came To Dinner"

Thu, 04 Mar 2021 06:00:00 -0600

Has Reginald VelJohnson ever used a computer? Which came first: this episode or Dune? And is there a clown credential program? We squeeze into a Volkswagen Beetle to find out the answers to these questions and more as we watch Season 8, Episode 23 of Family Matters.

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193: "A Pirate's Life For Me"

Thu, 25 Feb 2021 06:00:00 -0600

Where is Steven Q. Urkel? Wait, when is Steven Q. Urkel? No, WHY IS STEVEN Q. URKEL?! We travel through time to try to answer all of these questions and so many more while discussing the Season 8 finale of Family Matters.

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Season 9 Recap

Thu, 18 Feb 2021 06:00:00 -0600

Relax. Pour yourself a drink. Listen to us relaxing too much and drinking probably too much, too. Because we made it through watching all of Season 9 of Family Matters backwards.

We've got some games in store this episode, as well as guessing what's in store for us in Season 8. And by "us," we mean "just John all by himself."

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194: "Out With The Old"

Thu, 11 Feb 2021 17:00:00 -0600

We made it through Season 9. If we can make it through this.

Who shows up that we didn't expect? Who doesn't show up but definitely freaking should? How does this episode set up (almost) everything wrong with Season 9? We hide on top of a chair from the answers to these questions and more while covering Season 9, Episode 1 of Family Matters.

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195: "They Shoot Ducks Don't They?"

Thu, 04 Feb 2021 12:00:00 -0600

Why are we still going to the Sizzle Club?! Do you usually warn people when you're making a joke? And what does it take to do a good John Wayne impression? We ride past the answers to these questions and more as we watch Season 9, Episode 2 of Family Matters.

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196: "Dumb Belle Of The Ball"

Thu, 28 Jan 2021 06:00:00 -0600

Who's back way too soon? Who are we meeting way too late? And what's the greatest contribution to music of all time? We get the blues answering these questions and more as we cover Season 9, Episode 3 of Family Matters.

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197: "Drinking And Jiving"

Thu, 21 Jan 2021 21:00:00 -0600

How old is anyone on this show? What's the most romantic airborne vehicle? And WHO YOU TAKIN' TO THE FRICKIN' SUPER BOWL?!?! We sail away to answer these questions and more as we cover Season 9, Episode 4 of Family Matters.

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198: "Who's Afraid Of The Big, Black Book?"

Thu, 14 Jan 2021 06:00:00 -0600

Who loses in a prank war, and why is it everyone? What happens when twenty ex-girlfriends walk into a party? And why is that last one not a joke setup? We stuff our faces with the answers to these questions and more as we watch Season 9, Episode 5 of Family Matters.

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199: "A Mind Is A Terrible Thing To Read"

Thu, 07 Jan 2021 12:00:00 -0600

Can every human being read minds? Is this the least romantic love story of all time? Which educational TV scientists would have put a stop to these shenanigans? We listen in on the answers to these questions and more as we cover Family Matters Season 9, Episode 6.

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200: "Stevil II: This Time He's Not Alone"

Thu, 31 Dec 2020 06:00:00 -0600

What. Why. How is it MOVING JESUS CHRIST. These exclamations and more as we share our dreams about Family Matters Season 9, Episode 7. (Just in time for the holiday season!)

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201: "Trading Places"

Thu, 24 Dec 2020 23:00:00 -0600

How many degrees of separation does this show about Steve Urkel have from the guy who played Steve Urkel? Is Stefan only Italy's top model because Italy's top model is in America? And what will it take for us to see Reginald VelJohnson's ass? We get blue on these questions and so many more as we discuss Family Matters Season 9, Episode 8.

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202: "A Pain In Harassment"

Thu, 17 Dec 2020 06:00:00 -0600

What made-up name is actually really real? What does Grant Hill drink? And what's it like when an actual expert in this show is on our show? We dribble out the answers to this and more as we discuss Family Matters Season 9, Episode 9.

Guest host this week: Mark of Retrograde Orbit Radio.

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203: "Original Gangsta Dawg"

Thu, 10 Dec 2020 07:00:00 -0600

Can you make phone calls underwater? Who's the hottest rapper ever to play the Sizzle Club? AND HOW MANY URKELS ARE THERE??? We rap on these questions and more as we cover Season 9, Episode 10 of Family Matters.

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204: "Deck The Malls"

Thu, 03 Dec 2020 13:00:00 -0600

Who is that lady? Who is this kid? And what does this episode have in common with Shaft? We indecorously tackle all these questions and more as we cover Season 9, Episode 11 of Family Matters.

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205: "Grill Of My Dreams"

Thu, 26 Nov 2020 06:00:00 -0600

How long do you have to train to become a Master Chef? Why is a wife the worst thing a husband can have? And what's it been - 13 years? 14? We launch over these questions and more when we cover Season 9, Episode 12 of Family Matters.

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206: "Breaking Up Is Hard To Do"

Thu, 19 Nov 2020 06:00:00 -0600

Which character's absence is more ominous than usual? What's the one type of cheese every restaurant has to keep stocked? Who is the best non-divorce divorce lawyer (other than Jafar)? We litigate these questions and more while covering Season 9, Episode 13 of Family Matters.

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207: "Crazy For You, Part 1"

Thu, 12 Nov 2020 06:00:00 -0600

What is under Myra's trench coat? Where can you get the most authentic Chicago deep dish pizza? And has this very special episode finally solved the problem of excessive police violence? All that and more as we shoot our shot at Season 9, Episode 14 of Family Matters.

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208: "Crazier For You, Part 2"

Thu, 05 Nov 2020 06:00:00 -0600

Who's Georgia? Which Nickelodeon characters inspired Myra's bedroom setup? And can you have a two-parter with different names for each part? We spy the answers to these questions and more in this episode covering Season 9, Episode 15 of Family Matters.

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209: "Whose Man Is It Anyway?"

Thu, 29 Oct 2020 06:00:00 -0500

Which character is back before we had a chance to miss her? What's the best basketball documentary on Netflix right now? And what do all mammals have in common? We duke it out with these questions and more on this episode covering Season 9, Episode 16 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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210: "Polkapalooza"

Thu, 22 Oct 2020 07:00:00 -0500

How many Steve Urkels are there? What do a Viennese ballad and topical antiseptic have in common? And what's the name for the female equivalent of lederhosen? We deliver these questions and others in this episode covering Season 9, Episode 17 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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211: "Throw Urkel From The Train"

Thu, 15 Oct 2020 11:00:00 -0500

Have we always been at war with yams? What does Urkel write on the mirror? And why are the Mighty Ducks also in space? We run these questions and more by you in this episode covering Season 9, Episode 18 of Family Matters.

Alex Diamond, David Kenny, and John McDaniel heard that the long-running network sitcom Family Matters ends with side character Steve Urkel going to space. And the best way to figure out how that happened - obviously - is to watch the last episode first and make our way backwards through nearly ten years of television.

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212: "Don't Make Me Over"

Thu, 08 Oct 2020 06:00:00 -0500

Who played pick-up basketball against Jaleel White in real life? Did BMW ever make a Beetle? AND WHO IS THIS WOMAN?? These charged questions and more as we cover Season 9, Episode 19 of Family Matters.

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213: "Pop Goes The Question"

Thu, 01 Oct 2020 06:00:00 -0500

Does fish go well with espresso? Who is Disneyworld's legal representative? And what forbidden technique should never be attempted... but must be? We propose all that and more in this episode about Season 9, Episode Episode 20 of Family Matters.

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214: "Lost In Space, Part 1"

Thu, 24 Sep 2020 16:00:00 -0500

Why does this show hate Houston, TX? Is being a fork a bad thing? And what is the Crispy Critters Extended Universe? These questions are answered and more are raised in this podcast covering Season 9, Episode 21 of Family Matters: "Lost In Space, Part 1."

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215: "Lost In Space, Part 2"

Thu, 17 Sep 2020 06:00:00 -0500

We begin to answer one of the biggest questions of the 1990s: "Why is Steve in space?" And somehow so many more are raised. Who is that kid? Who is this lady? And what - dear god - is a Crispy Critter?

It all starts here. At the end.

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Welcome to Jumping The Shuttle

Thu, 10 Sep 2020 07:00:00 -0500

Before we start watching Family Matters backwards, we have to convince ourselves that we ought to watch Family Matters backwards.

This episode, we talk our histories with the series / Black-led sitcoms from the 90s and now / Razor scooters / what makes a good TV show go bad.

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And forgive us.

Season 1 Trailer

Wed, 02 Sep 2020 14:00:00 -0500

...or is it a Season 9 Trailer?

We're Jumping The Shuttle, a podcast that watches Family Matters backwards -- from the last episode to the first. We're Alex, David, and John. We're a huge mistake.

Follow along on our slow descent into madness at jumpingtheshuttle.space. Yes, really.