Skeleton House - Video Game Let's Plays

Desert Bus Ep. 6: Jealous of John Romero

Thu, 06 Aug 2026 02:00:00 -0600

It was literally raining as I was editing this, and then again as I was listening through for the quality check. It freakin' moist out here.

We'll Call It Desert Bus Ep. 5.5: Sequestered Bad Vibes for Approximately 20 Minutes

Thu, 30 Jul 2026 02:00:00 -0600

Oxygenating you and removing spiders from your vicinity, thank you gamers.

Go out and pick through some clovers for my boy.

WikiArena - She Synod on My Gumley

Thu, 23 Jul 2026 02:00:00 -0600

It waaaaaas OBS doing the click, Audacity stays winning.

Desert Bus Ep. 5: You're About to Ascend

Thu, 16 Jul 2026 02:00:00 -0600

Real Yoshi fans break the cycle of samsara.

Desert Bus Ep. 4: Retreat to the Womb

Thu, 09 Jul 2026 02:00:00 -0600

As I am writing this my power is out, which wouldn't be a problem were I in a truck in the middle of the desert on the way to Vegas. Or perhaps it would be a very, very large problem.

Desert Bus Ep. 3: Into the Evening Hours

Thu, 02 Jul 2026 02:00:00 -0600

I can't wait to figure out what Desert Bus's Soul Rating is at the end of this.

Desert Bus Ep. 2: Ghostbusters vs. 9/11 Millenial

Thu, 25 Jun 2026 02:00:00 -0600

My pal's name is Foot Foot (Foot Foot)
He always likes to roam

Desert Bus Ep. 1: Tucson to Las Vegas

Thu, 18 Jun 2026 02:00:00 -0600

Strap in gamers, it's gonna be a long ride.

Ten Task Challenge 1: Go Fish

Thu, 11 Jun 2026 02:00:00 -0600

Xzibit gaming in my gaming, etc., whatever. You know the frickin' deal.

Michigan: Report from Hell Ep. 7 (FINAL): Add It to the Pile I Guess

Thu, 04 Jun 2026 02:00:00 -0600

Over the last couple of months I read through the book Use of Weapons by Iain M. Banks, and that novel has one of the most satisfying conclusions I've ever experienced across any form of media, and Michigan: Report from Hell also has an ending.

Michigan: Report from Hell Ep. 6: And Through Quantum Physics

Thu, 28 May 2026 02:00:00 -0600

You could probably make a show out of a character that gets Heroic Amnesia.

Michigan: Report from Hell Ep. 5: This Is the Bar

Thu, 21 May 2026 02:00:00 -0600

I just realized Carly's reverb in the bar sounds identical to the reverb I use when editing me has to come in and explain something.

Michigan: Report from Hell Ep. 4: FCC's Gonna Be Pissed

Thu, 14 May 2026 02:00:00 -0600

tfw no dommy mommy boss to make me go run errands

Michigan: Report from Hell Ep. 3: Like Cappuccino at Dawn

Thu, 07 May 2026 02:00:00 -0600

I am requesting that someone mountainsplain to me.

Michigan: Report from Hell Ep. 2: Door Please, Thank You

Thu, 30 Apr 2026 02:00:00 -0600

There's a Michigan Fats/Minnesota Fats joke just lying under the surface here, but I can't quite coax it out.

Michigan: Report from Hell Ep. 1: You Can't Drive Dude

Thu, 23 Apr 2026 02:00:00 -0600

Hoping and praying that I never get locked in a room without a reporter buddy. I guess even shut in a room would be just as problematic.

Hey You, Pikachu! Ep. 7 (FINAL): One One-Hundred-Billionth of a Seaman

Thu, 16 Apr 2026 02:00:00 -0600

See you, Pikachu.

Skeleton House Presents: Super Switch Club - Patreon Bonus: "SIN and PUNISHMENT" (N64, 2000 / Wii, 2007)

Thu, 09 Apr 2026 02:00:00 -0600

Check out the Super Switch Club over here, and maybe, hey, submit some audio yourself over at the Probably Work website.

Anyway, time for more Slay the Spire.

MyVoiceZoo - Cow Goes Moo, Duck Goes Quack, Rabbit Goes ???

Thu, 02 Apr 2026 02:00:00 -0600

I'm surprised I didn't even go into my hypothesis on how there's only like 9-10 animals. Cat, dog, horse, lizard, fish, elephant, monkey, bug, bird. That's all you need. Deer? Brother that's a horse. Mouse? That's a bug dog. Frog? You got it, lizard fish.

Hey You, Pikachu! Ep. 6: Special Thanks: Jesus Christ

Thu, 26 Mar 2026 02:00:00 -0600

"Oh boy, the one year anniversary of my Hey You! Pikachu FAQ! Today is going to be the best day ever!"

Wikigacha - Pulling Banners From SSR No Dupe Multis, or Perhaps Some Other Gacha Words

Thu, 19 Mar 2026 02:00:00 -0600

Temporary placeholder link until I get Bluegreener's episode in here, Do the Bartman

Alright, here's the real one.

Oh whoops, frick, here is Bluegreener's Wikigacha episode.

Hey You, Pikachu! Ep. 5: Mom Made Some Soup

Thu, 12 Mar 2026 02:00:00 -0600

The 'Get Me Out of This Game' levels are rising at a precipitous rate.

Hey You, Pikachu! Ep. 4: It's Acting So Demure

Thu, 05 Mar 2026 02:00:00 -0700

Firing artillery at you for the bit.

Hey You, Pikachu! Ep. 3: He Was Masticating Him

Thu, 26 Feb 2026 02:00:00 -0700

Starting to realize I may not be the target demographic for this video game, a feeling I have never felt before as a 32-year old white man.

Haunted Jail Alcatas - To the Second Floor! I Mean, Wait, Uhhhh, the First Floor!

Thu, 19 Feb 2026 02:00:00 -0700

I need to start an 'attacked by a shadow demon' counter.

I'm Doing a Thing All Day Sunday! Come Hang Out!

Fri, 13 Feb 2026 17:00:00 -0700

https://www.twitch.tv/skeletonhouse be there or be frickin' you know the rest kid

Hey You, Pikachu! Ep. 2: Honk Honk Honk Honk-Honk

Thu, 12 Feb 2026 02:00:00 -0700

I gotta be almost done the tutorial right? I'm sure by next week we'll be catching and battling all sorts of mystical and magical creatures. For sure.

For sure.

Hey You, Pikachu! Ep. 1: Little Yellow Rat Creature

Thu, 05 Feb 2026 02:00:00 -0700

Seaman son or Lifeline daughter?

Rule34dle - Studied My Whole Life for This

Thu, 29 Jan 2026 02:00:00 -0700

Ironically my internet is currently out so I'm uploading this from my telephone. That's irony right? Because we all know what lives on the internet.

AOLP Discord Secret Santa and Then a Christmas Story. But Not a Literal One, That’s Just the Name of the Game.

Thu, 22 Jan 2026 02:00:00 -0700

crimstmas

Unfair Flips - Yep, Still a Coin Flipping Simulator (Pt. 2 of 2)

Thu, 15 Jan 2026 02:00:00 -0700

I feel like you can get XCOM: Enemy Unknown, with the Enemy Within expansion pack, for like $3 during a Steam sale.

Unfair Flips - Coin Flipping Simulator (Pt. 1 of 2)

Thu, 08 Jan 2026 02:00:00 -0700

Usually the 'X Simulator' episode title thing I do is a bit tongue-in-cheek, but, like, c'mon.

Endling - A Perfect Day Simulator

Thu, 01 Jan 2026 02:00:00 -0700

I did not realize how good I was at foreshadowing until I listened to this again while editing.

The Corridor - Button Clicking Simulator, but, Like, Not Like That

Thu, 25 Dec 2025 02:00:00 -0700

Really shoulda played this before the end of December to pad out my 'games launched' stat on the Steam Replay.

Home Safety Hotline Ep. 3 (FINAL): Promotion Man

Thu, 18 Dec 2025 02:00:00 -0700

loverboy_working_for_the_weekend_mp3.bat

Home Safety Hotline Ep. 2: Unlocked the Gnome Tree

Thu, 11 Dec 2025 02:00:00 -0700

I would make such a good crisis dispatch operator, do you hear how calm under pressure I am? Maybe not the best at, y'know, parsing information or whatever, but that's probably like half as important.

Home Safety Hotline Ep. 1: Refrigerator's Been Runnin' Wild

Thu, 04 Dec 2025 02:00:00 -0700

I dunno man, ants? Probably ants.

I left the first email in solely to embarrass past me, freakin' dork.

Minnesota Fats: Pool Legend - Destroy Your Son Simulator

Thu, 27 Nov 2025 02:00:00 -0700

When you sink a series of shots in pool do they call it 'draining your balls?'

If so they should cease, posthaste.

The Boba Teashop - Service Industry Simulator

Thu, 20 Nov 2025 02:00:00 -0700

The next person that tells me to hurry up is getting a boba straw in the eyeball.

Lifeline Ep. 13 (FINAL): Things I May Have Said, Under Duress or Otherwise

Thu, 13 Nov 2025 02:00:00 -0700

Thank you operators.

Lifeline Ep. 12: Knew It, Fur Affinity

Thu, 06 Nov 2025 02:00:00 -0700

"Oh my God! JC! A bomb!"

"A bomb!"

s.p.l.i.t - Spooky Scary Skeletober 2025 #3 (FINAL)

Fri, 31 Oct 2025 02:00:00 -0600

*hacker voice* I'm in

Lifeline Ep. 11: Howard Taft Howard Taft

Thu, 30 Oct 2025 02:00:00 -0600

Truly one of the greatest boss fights in the canon of video games. Sit down Virgil 3. Go get a snack Giygas. Ornstein and Smough? More like Ornstein and No.

I think that rhymes, but I guess I don't really know for sure.

Spookermarket - Spooky Scary Skeletober 2025 #2

Sat, 25 Oct 2025 02:00:00 -0600

It is a very unique idea to have your jump scare sound be the quietest noise in the video game.

Lifeline Ep. 10: We're Watching Shrek 2

Thu, 23 Oct 2025 02:00:00 -0600

When in doubt, hit 'em where it hurts (genitals).

Lifeline Ep. 9: It's German for 'We'

Thu, 16 Oct 2025 02:00:00 -0600

Iggy's Reckin' Balls alien makes a noise that sounds identical to one of my mouth clicks, but I can assure you with the utmost certainty that it is coming from the game track and not my mic track.

Also it has come to my attention the character Jonathan Turner was from Boy Meets World, not Home Improvement. Sorry Posty.

The Cabin Factory - Spooky Scary Skeletober 2025 #1

Sat, 11 Oct 2025 02:00:00 -0600

It's a fake job simulator and one of them spooky Spot the Difference games, how could I not play this?

Lifeline Ep. 8: Too Busy Being Incensed

Thu, 09 Oct 2025 02:00:00 -0600

Communication is a two-way street. Unfortunately me and Rio are both jaywalking directly in front of traffic.

Lifeline Ep. 7: Cogito Ergo Sum Strawberry

Thu, 02 Oct 2025 02:00:00 -0600

It is very funny that the solution to the puzzle is found by issuing a command, getting told that your command did nothing to advance the situation, issuing the command again, once again getting told in the exact same way that your command did nothing to advance the situation, and then issuing the command a third time, where it does actually do something to advance the situation. Game design.

Lifeline Ep. 6: Just Do Whatever Rio

Thu, 25 Sep 2025 02:00:00 -0600

👅 💪 🦵 🦷 🫀 🧠 🧠 🧠 🦶

Lifeline Ep. 5: It's Just a Sofa

Thu, 18 Sep 2025 02:00:00 -0600

Alright, so the volume on the game track ranges from +3.7dB in rooms that don't have extremely loud hums or buzzes or crackles in them (very few), to -10.3dB every time there's a fight. And also for one specific door opening extremely loudly.

Also used: -0.8dB, -1.1dB, -1.4dB, -1.7dB -2.4dB, -3.1dB, -3.5dB, -4.8dB, -6.2dB, -8.7dB, +1.0dB, +1.2dB, +2.5dB

And the furtive +/-0.0dB, so easily forgotten.

Lifeline Ep. 4: I Checked It Already

Thu, 11 Sep 2025 02:00:00 -0600

ORDINAL NUMBER->OBJECT->RELATIVE DIRECTION

Lifeline Ep. 3: I Want to Monopolize

Thu, 04 Sep 2025 02:00:00 -0600

I would like to take this moment to apologize to Rio for some of the rude things that I have said to her. Not all of them, because c'mon, but at least a couple.

Also the word I was thinking of was 'bequeathed.'

Lifeline Ep. 2: Ohh, Here We Go

Thu, 28 Aug 2025 02:00:00 -0600

I want to say I don't get stuck on trying to describe a mundane object for several minutes again, but sometimes we can't all get what we want. And I especially can't get Rio to look at any sort of stationery related object.

Lifeline Ep. 1: Second From Right Dispenser

Thu, 21 Aug 2025 02:00:00 -0600

Probably a good 25% of this episode is me and Rio staring at a vending machine and getting annoyed with each other. I have been told first impressions are very important, and for my sake I hope that was a lie. Also I think when referring to someone and yourself you're supposed to put their name first as a sign of respect, but alas.

Seaman Ep. 9 (FINAL): Where Freedom Lies

Thu, 14 Aug 2025 02:00:00 -0600

Thank you for visiting the laboratory of Dr. Jean Paul Gassé.

You did a good job.

Seaman Ep. 8: Up Against a Metronome

Thu, 07 Aug 2025 02:00:00 -0600

I was eating steamed broccoli during a thunderstorm while editing a good chunk of this, and Jess just brought home some carrot cake muffins let's go dude

Seaman Ep. 7: Trigonometry, There We Go

Thu, 31 Jul 2025 02:00:00 -0600

Finally we get to the important topics, video games and bad film CGI.

Seaman Ep. 6: Uhh, Vagina I Suppose

Thu, 24 Jul 2025 02:00:00 -0600

Call me Steven the way this save file got me strange

Seaman Ep. 5: Too Busy Being Upset

Thu, 17 Jul 2025 02:00:00 -0600

I just look at the internet for the articles.

Seaman Ep. 4: C'mere Stupid, Start Giggling

Thu, 10 Jul 2025 02:00:00 -0600

I really hope Seamans are able to subsist on love and support instead of, like, calories.

Seaman Ep. 3: 20,000,000 Gallons of Water

Thu, 03 Jul 2025 02:00:00 -0600

I fully endorse cheating in all avenues of life except for romantic.

Seaman Ep. 2: Acknowledge My Existence Please

Thu, 26 Jun 2025 02:00:00 -0600

We out here speaking beautiful Queen's English. Or, wait sorry, King's English, my bad.

Seaman Ep. 1: Hey Fish, What's Up?

Thu, 19 Jun 2025 02:00:00 -0600

Me and Lenny got a lotta work ahead of us.

Yes, Your Grace Ep. 13 (FINAL): For Davern! For Your Family! For Lorsulia!

Thu, 12 Jun 2025 02:00:00 -0600

👑

Yes, Your Grace Ep. 12: Big Ol' Swangin' Thang

Thu, 05 Jun 2025 02:00:00 -0600

I don't know what this lady was complaining about, this childbirth thing seem kinda easy tbh.

Yes, Your Grace Ep. 11: I'm Getting Speech Jammed

Thu, 29 May 2025 02:00:00 -0600

Asalia is right, there's a weird feeling about your primary antagonist being a little dweebus you can pick up over your head and, say, piledrive into an open manhole.

Yes, Your Grace Ep. 10: Most Progressive Couple 1200s

Thu, 22 May 2025 02:00:00 -0600

Now my castle is just like my bluesky feed, full of bears.

Yes, Your Grace Ep. 9: The Itchy Peasant's Face

Thu, 15 May 2025 02:00:00 -0600

Updating my Linkedin bio from 'Art Appreciator' to 'Former Art Appreciator.'

Yes, Your Grace Ep. 8: The Murphysboro Mud Monster

Thu, 08 May 2025 02:00:00 -0600

My witch shall cast a spell on your bowels, freeing them from all impediments.

Otogirisou Ep. 1: Music? Diegetic. Recall? Total.

Thu, 01 May 2025 02:00:00 -0600

Road trip.

Yes, Your Grace Ep. 7: For This Is Davern

Thu, 24 Apr 2025 02:00:00 -0600

In the immortal words of whoever sang that one song on the Devil May Cry 3 soundtrack, 'the time has come, and so have I.'

Yes, Your Grace Ep. 6: It's My New Agent

Thu, 17 Apr 2025 02:00:00 -0600

I know the wolves are at my door or whatever, but please someone do something about my busted weiner.

Yes, Your Grace Ep. 5: FC Cincinnati U19 Team

Thu, 10 Apr 2025 02:00:00 -0600

Cedani for President 2028, some sort of wild rodent for VP.

Skeleton House Presents: Nintendo Therapy - 087: Zero Wing

Thu, 03 Apr 2025 02:00:00 -0600

I was on Nintendo Therapy a couple months ago talking about Nintendo Switch 2 rumours with the fellas, and now they freakin' showed us all what that dang thing about. Lemme know if I had some sick called shots.

A Quick Check-in

Thu, 27 Mar 2025 02:00:00 -0600

I hope everyone is doing well. I had to google a title-checker tool to make sure the correct capitalization of 'check-in' was 'Check-in' and not 'Check-In.'

Yes, Your Grace Ep. 4: Audrey, Kill This Guy

Thu, 20 Mar 2025 02:00:00 -0600

The ramifications of purchasing that dress will haunt me until my dying days.

Yes, Your Grace Ep. 3: I Hate This Dress

Thu, 13 Mar 2025 02:00:00 -0600

Smudge is gonna be my best man.

Yes, Your Grace Ep. 2: Angry Daughter Speedrun any%

Thu, 06 Mar 2025 02:00:00 -0700

Arranging multiple marriages for someone who specifically asked me not to arrange any marriages for them, dad of the year.

Yes, Your Grace Ep. 1: Cut Off His Head

Thu, 27 Feb 2025 02:00:00 -0700

That one dude's voice fricked up my throat for like two days.

A Game About Digging A Hole - The Real Game Was the Hole We Dug Along the Way (Pt. 2 of 2)

Thu, 20 Feb 2025 02:00:00 -0700

The outro song is more Waterworld because holy frick dude, nonstop bangers. I am going to kiss Kevin Costner right on the top of his head.

A Game About Digging A Hole - A Game... About Digging A Hole (Pt. 1 of 2)

Thu, 13 Feb 2025 02:00:00 -0700

This is a game about digging a hole.

Project 13 - Number Too High

Thu, 06 Feb 2025 02:00:00 -0700

The 65daysofstatic song I was thinking of was I Swallowed Hard, Like I Understood.

That's how you use italics right, did I do it?

I'm on Observation Duty - Get Out of My House Simulator

Thu, 30 Jan 2025 02:00:00 -0700

Prepare for dongs.

Skeleton House Presents: Passalong Pod - DOOM is a Knightmare as is Chess. Also a bit of Discord Golf.

Thu, 23 Jan 2025 02:00:00 -0700

Me and The Brits try our hardest to complete a single level of a 30-year old video game.

Listen to more Passalong Pod here

Audio-Only Let's Play Secret Santa 2024 - Brett Got a Lotta Games This Year

Thu, 16 Jan 2025 02:00:00 -0700

My stocking crammed so dang full I couldn't even get to half of these freakin' games dude, truly a blessed season.

How Fish Is Made - Banjo-Kazooie Lost Levels

Thu, 09 Jan 2025 02:00:00 -0700

Because I know you've always wondered how (fish is made).

Sporclin' in the New Year

Thu, 02 Jan 2025 02:00:00 -0700

Happy New Year you freaks and geeks (mostly geeks).

Time to Celebrate Christmas 2024 with Tornuktu and Slay Bells

Thu, 26 Dec 2024 02:00:00 -0700

Merry Christmas to every gamer! *hits u in back of head w/ a axe*

Also quick clarification before I get got, I let the cats out into the backyard only while I am out there with them. Them little freaks ain't out in the neighbourhood murdering wildlife (except the mice that live in our yard which they do in fact murder)

The Choicer Voicer - Impression Mimicry Simulator

Thu, 19 Dec 2024 02:00:00 -0700

This counts as my voice acting demo reel.

One Hand Clapping - EEEEEeeeeeEEEEEEoooooooOOOOOOohhhhh

Thu, 12 Dec 2024 02:00:00 -0700

Audio controlled game, meet audio only medium.

YIIK: A Postmodern RPG Ep. 15: Only a Losing Proposition

Thu, 05 Dec 2024 02:00:00 -0700

I really hope you love yapping.

YIIK: A Postmodern RPG Ep. 14: Gotta Come Back Swingin'

Thu, 28 Nov 2024 02:00:00 -0700

"I think sheep man might be the best character."

- Ryan House, 2024

YIIK: A Postmodern RPG Ep. 13: In the PP Stance

Thu, 21 Nov 2024 02:00:00 -0700

Time for more of where this game shines, dungeons and combat.

YIIK: A Postmodern RPG Ep. 12: A Lotta Oof Oof

Thu, 14 Nov 2024 02:00:00 -0700

Sorry about the, uhh, 14 month wait, but now we're back on our grind. By which of course I mean that some time in the last 14 months I really should have done some grinding.

Skeleton House Presents: The Lokanime Cast: [Andor] Kassa

Thu, 07 Nov 2024 02:00:00 -0700

I thought putting a link to a .pdf of The Anarchist's Cookbook here would be a funny bit but I don't wanna get in trouble.

You Left Us - Spooky Scary Skeletober 2024 (FINAL)

Thu, 31 Oct 2024 02:00:00 -0600

The most cursed (pronounced curse-ed) night of the year is upon us, Skelloween. If you are reading this I am probably dead. Or eating chocolate and peanut butter candy.

House - Spooky Scary Skeletober 2024 #4

Mon, 28 Oct 2024 02:00:00 -0600

The 'water dripping from the ceiling' noise is the exact same as my dry mouth click noise, so this one was a nightmare to edit.

Ukrainian ball in search of gas - Spooky Scary Skeletober 2024 #3

Thu, 24 Oct 2024 02:00:00 -0600

I'd call this the worst game I've ever played, but I don't know if it even fits the criteria of 'video game.'

Just Ignore Them - Spooky Scary Skeletober 2024 #2 (Pt. 2 of 2)

Mon, 21 Oct 2024 02:00:00 -0600

Race you to the cockpit! Again!

Just Ignore Them - Spooky Scary Skeletober 2024 #2 (Pt. 1 of 2)

Thu, 17 Oct 2024 02:00:00 -0600

I should see someone about a room first.

Arctic Eggs - Spooky Scary Skeletober 2024 #1 (Pt. 2 of 2)

Mon, 14 Oct 2024 02:00:00 -0600

Cooked on both sides. As always.

Arctic Eggs - Spooky Scary Skeletober 2024 #1 (Pt. 1 of 2)

Thu, 10 Oct 2024 02:00:00 -0600

For the start of Spooky Scary Skeletober this year I picked a game that isn't particularly spooky or scary, but in my defense I thought it would be and also it is very good.

I make the rules here pal, buckle up.

New Tech

Thu, 03 Oct 2024 02:00:00 -0600

Literally as I am writing this I am just hearing BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

The Main Tier List

Thu, 26 Sep 2024 02:00:00 -0600

A comprehensive list of the most important video game characters of all time and their ranking in the grand zeitgeist.

Brett's Week Off

Thu, 19 Sep 2024 02:00:00 -0600

Practice kindness. Be sure to not be a jerk. Metal is aggressive, but this doesn't mean you have to act aggressively. Metal music is an expression of human emotions. Metal became so popular because it is an outlet for fans and musicians to channel the darker emotions of life.

All good art channels universal human emotions in a way that reacts with you. Metal certainly can have a moving effect on you, but don’t let that alter the way you treat others.[3]

What Is, Uhhhhh, Who Wants to Beat up a Millionaire and Then Several Jeopardys, Final Answer

Thu, 12 Sep 2024 02:00:00 -0600

They gotta make a nerd Jeopardy, but only specifically the nerd fields in which I am knowledgeable.

Clickolding - Repetitive Strain Injury Simulator

Thu, 05 Sep 2024 02:00:00 -0600

I would need 60000 characters to adequately express the amount of clicking and my dang episode description blurb only allows 4000, so here is the best I can do.

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Skeleton House Presents: The Lokanime Cast: [Nokotan] Eps 01 & 02 (w/Skelly)

Thu, 29 Aug 2024 02:00:00 -0600

SHIKANOKO NOKOLOKA SKELLYTANTAN

Check out the Lokanime Cast over here

Façade - Home Togethor on a Fridey Night??

Thu, 22 Aug 2024 02:00:00 -0600

It's your three favourite people; Brett, Trip, and Grace. And Brad. And Josh. And Lisa.

Fears to Fathom - Home Along on a Fridey Night??

Thu, 15 Aug 2024 02:00:00 -0600

boo wee ooh

Skeleton House Presents: Horror Game Night - Boomer Shooters with the Skeleton House Podcast

Thu, 08 Aug 2024 02:00:00 -0600

I love clicking on things and seeing them turn into meat.

Check out everything Chris and Haney over at spilledpotion.com

Rimworld Ep. 18: The Equivalent in Rats

Thu, 01 Aug 2024 02:00:00 -0600

The classic Man vs. Nature showdown.

Exiled - The Search for Cubo (and Also My Wife)

Thu, 25 Jul 2024 02:00:00 -0600

This is an open invitation to anyone; if your soul gets captured by a being beyond comprehension then gimme a call, I'll see what I can do.

(computer good now (i hope) recorded this a coupla weeks ago)

Rimworld Ep. 17: Quick Food Poisoning Check

Thu, 18 Jul 2024 02:00:00 -0600

Yearning for those bygone languid days out on the Rim instead of whatever the frick is going on in our colony currently.

Skeleton House Presents: Passalong Pod: Sim City Ep. 1: Brett It Begin

Thu, 11 Jul 2024 02:00:00 -0600

What the heck you can hear me play video games on somewhere that isn't here? Heck yeah gamer, I am ephemeral and eternal, everywhere at all times.

Passalong Pod

Computer bad, will return to normalcy at some point, almost assuredly. Probably.

Pineapple on pizza - Bah! Bah!

Thu, 04 Jul 2024 02:00:00 -0600

Pizza not being capitalized in the title is a stylistic choice of the game developer, were it my call that sucker would follow APA standards.

Rimworld Ep. 16: Food? We Need Explosives

Thu, 27 Jun 2024 02:00:00 -0600

Psychic waves stressing out my colonists, what is this, Twitter?

This was recorded on Old Computer so there are some slight audio hiccups because I forgot my front USB ports suuuuuck. Last time my mastering did a lot of heavy lifting on that front so hopefully it'll get mostly squashed again.

Buckshot Roulette - Are You Feeling Lucky Etc. Etc.

Thu, 20 Jun 2024 02:00:00 -0600

Short little end of act Rimworld intermission wherein I gamble. There's some mic clipping in this one, sorry, Microsoft do be fricking with my microphone settings for unknown reasons. Although kinda glad it happened on a 20 minute eppy and not a 3 and a half hour long Rimworld session.

Check out me and Chris streaming All of the Resident Evils every Thursday at 7pm EST/4 PST

twitch.tv/chritboy
twitch.tv/skeletonhouse

Rimworld Ep. 15: Bug Hive Has Reproduced

Thu, 13 Jun 2024 02:00:00 -0600

It's the bug's world now, we're just living in it.

Rimworld Ep. 14: That’d Be So Embarrassing

Thu, 06 Jun 2024 02:00:00 -0600

The challenges are piling up, but we shall all overcome.

Ok, maybe not 'all.'

Rimworld Ep. 13: Shot in the Kidney

Thu, 30 May 2024 02:00:00 -0600

We've evolved from natural life hating our guts to mechanical life hating our guts.

Rimworld Ep. 12: Can I Milk You?

Thu, 23 May 2024 02:00:00 -0600

It's time to hurry up and wait.

Rimworld Ep. 11: Just Weed and Meat

Thu, 16 May 2024 02:00:00 -0600

There's gotta be some sorta pheromone in the air that makes these animals so aggressive. Either that or they just hate my colonists, which, y'know, fair.

Rimworld Ep. 10: How Fast Are Cougars?

Thu, 09 May 2024 02:00:00 -0600

I just gotta keep these fools alive until we can make components, then we'll be unstoppable.

Rimworld Ep. 9: Compared to an Oyster

Thu, 02 May 2024 02:00:00 -0600

I'm not gonna lie to your face and say we haven't had any setbacks recently, but I am gonna lie to your face and say it's all smooth sailing from here on out baby.

Rimworld Ep. 8: Why Are You Partying?

Thu, 25 Apr 2024 02:00:00 -0600

We get some new animals! And a few other things of minor consequence happen.

Rimworld Ep. 7: No Food, No Stone

Thu, 18 Apr 2024 02:00:00 -0600

This is a potent strain man, it'll knock you right out.

Rimworld Ep. 6: Yeah, Cremate Six Iguanas

Thu, 11 Apr 2024 02:00:00 -0600

The Revenant (2015)

Rimworld Ep. 5: He's Zippin', He's Zoomin'

Thu, 04 Apr 2024 02:00:00 -0600

The game may seem complicated, but it's not open-heart surgery. Except, uhh, when it is.

Rimworld Ep. 4: And He's So Hot

Thu, 28 Mar 2024 02:00:00 -0600

I gotta keep an eye on this dang dog man.

Also I just realized my mastering software has been outputting at 112kbps for a bit instead of the intended 192kbps, so if you are a weirdo like me and were like 'hmmm sometimes sounds a bit crunchy,' it should be much better now.

Rimworld Ep. 3: Just Do This Coke

Thu, 21 Mar 2024 02:00:00 -0600

Just me, my 3 buddies, the guy we took from a crashed spacecraft and threw into prison, and the 4000 man-eating bugs that live next door.

Rimworld Ep. 2: There's So Much Vomit

Thu, 14 Mar 2024 02:00:00 -0600

We just need this one last thing to get done and the colony will be running smoothly, just this one last thing...

Rimworld Ep. 1: Ate Without a Table

Thu, 07 Mar 2024 02:00:00 -0700

It has been too long since I have murdered my friends due to negligence.

Youtube videos will be over at https://www.youtube.com/@skeletonhousepodcast

Sakuya Izayoi Gives You Advice and Dabs

Thu, 29 Feb 2024 02:00:00 -0700

Usually I add a little juice to episode titles but this game name is already perfect.

Scientifically Determining Brett's 2023 GOTY List w/ Game of the Year Alumnus Evan Tolley (Pt. 2 of 2)

Sat, 24 Feb 2024 02:00:00 -0700

I just want it on record that I am pro the French.

Molly the Werezompire by Brett the Manhumanperson

Thu, 22 Feb 2024 02:00:00 -0700

What will you do?

What will you do?

Scientifically Determining Brett's 2023 GOTY List w/ Game of the Year Alumnus Evan Tolley (Pt. 1 of 2)

Sat, 17 Feb 2024 02:00:00 -0700

What's that thing Gandalf said when he was late? 'I meant to be late so I'm not actually late you short little freak,' something like that. The Game of the Year special in which we answer the burning question,

Are you feelin' lucky punk?

The Exit 8 - Spot the Difference: Spooky Edition

Thu, 15 Feb 2024 02:00:00 -0700

How well does a spot the difference game work when you the listener can not use your eyeballs? You'll just have to let me handle it. In other words, I'm sorry.

Homefront Ep. 3: You're Just a Guy

Thu, 08 Feb 2024 02:00:00 -0700

TigerDirect.com sponsor when? Or Hooters. Actually, yeah. Hooters.

Homefront Ep. 2: I Saw My Dentist

Thu, 01 Feb 2024 02:00:00 -0700

This game is like 60% waiting for a trigger to activate so you can walk through a door while someone yells at you to walk through said door.

Homefront Ep. 1: Don't Teargas My Baby

Thu, 25 Jan 2024 02:00:00 -0700

The original title of this episode was YIIK: A Postmodern RPG Ep. 12: Don't Teargas My Baby because I am a silly guy.

Unsorted Horror: Concrete Tremor and Unsorted Horror: Tartarus Engine

Thu, 18 Jan 2024 02:00:00 -0700

You sunk my Soviet apartment block.

Unsorted Horror: Control Room Alpha and Unsorted Horror: Carbon Steel

Thu, 11 Jan 2024 02:00:00 -0700

We jump into the spiders' nest, give some folks the jab, and continue the search for Hainab.

Wait, hold on, one of those wasn't us.

lure and Then Unsorted Horror: The Other Side

Thu, 04 Jan 2024 02:00:00 -0700

The game is called Unsorted Horror but the title kinda makes it look like it's called Then Unsorted Horror, while lure is stylistically lowercase. Title case is screwing me here.

Time Ramesside (A New Reckoning (Sucks Really Really Bad))

Thu, 28 Dec 2023 02:00:00 -0700

If you send me a game I am legally obligated to play it. Good luck doing worse than this.

AOLP Secret Santa! Mysterious Benefactor! Wonderful Gift Giving Season!

Thu, 21 Dec 2023 02:00:00 -0700

Thank you to my Secret Santa who may or may not be secret, but is definitely Santa.

Slender: The Arrival (Ep. 2 of 2): Assaulted by Children

Thu, 14 Dec 2023 02:00:00 -0700

You've heard of getting lost in the woods and getting lost in an old mining, uhh, establishment. But how about getting lost on a farm?

Slender: The Arrival (Ep. 1 of 2): Tall, Dark, and Handsome. Well, Mostly Just Tall

Thu, 07 Dec 2023 02:00:00 -0700

A classic in the 'walk around the woods and get your neck snapped' genre.

Iron Lung - Chillin’ Out at the Bottom of an Ocean of Blood

Thu, 30 Nov 2023 02:00:00 -0700

It is impossible to know whether or not I mixed up port and starboard literally every single time I said either of them. Impossible to know.

CBT With Yuuka Kazami - A Touhou Video Game Experience

Thu, 23 Nov 2023 02:00:00 -0700

Exactly what it says on the tin.

Press Any Button (Except Presumably Alt Along With F4)

Thu, 16 Nov 2023 02:00:00 -0700

Music performed by Daniel Varsano and Philippe Entremont, otherwise known as the fellas what came up first when I youtube searched 'gymnopodie [sic]'

Emily is Away - Criticizing Music From the Early to Mid 2000s

Thu, 09 Nov 2023 02:00:00 -0700

This episode voted 'Most Likely to Get Pulled From Spotify for Playing a Bunch of Popular Music' so enjoy it while it's hot.

It's Doggone Dagon by HP Lovecraft by Bit Golem

Thu, 02 Nov 2023 02:00:00 -0600

I could one-on-one a fish guy IRL no problem. Scaly lil freak.

Stories Untold: The Last Session - Spooky Scary Skeletober 2023 (FINAL)

Tue, 31 Oct 2023 02:00:00 -0600

Happy Halloween you Halloweenies!

Thumbnail art once again by Deej, and this one is my favourite. Pure art.

Her Story Ep. 3 (FINAL): Another Mirror

Thu, 26 Oct 2023 02:00:00 -0600

I am the greatest detective of all time. Sure, the case was already solved like 30 years ago but

Stories Untold: The Station Process - Spooky Scary Skeletober 2023

Tue, 24 Oct 2023 02:00:00 -0600

I think something like this is honestly my dream job. Well, minus the, uhh. Y'know.

ty Deej 4 thumbnail art

Her Story Ep. 2: Dreadful Wind and Rain

Thu, 19 Oct 2023 02:00:00 -0600

I bet I could beat a lie detector. I have nothing to base this on, but I bet I could do it.

Stories Untold: The Lab Conduct - Spooky Scary Skeletober 2023

Tue, 17 Oct 2023 02:00:00 -0600

Science!

Once again thumbnail art by Deej.

Her Story Ep. 1: You Think It’s Murder?

Thu, 12 Oct 2023 02:00:00 -0600

What the heck is up gamers, figured I'd do a lil short series while The Elongated Main Series Hiatus of 2023 was still afoot.

Stories Untold: The House Abandon - Spooky Scary Skeletober 2023

Tue, 10 Oct 2023 02:00:00 -0600

We're playing Stories Untold this year because it cool. Shoutout to my buddy Tree for showing me the very good edit break sounds I used which were fire bars from Dracula Flow 3 by PLUMMCORP RECORDS.

Also I commissioned the art this year from my buddy Deej of Happy Created Inc. Love that lad. A new thumbnail every episode!

Old Apple IIGS Adventure Games Such as Shadowgate and Uninvited Are Too Much for My Puny Brain

Thu, 05 Oct 2023 02:00:00 -0600

Video games are too hard.

Check out Pete playing the NES Uninvited over here.

Milk inside a bag of milk inside a bag of milk inside an episode of Skeleton House

Thu, 28 Sep 2023 02:00:00 -0600

A description of Milk inside a bag of milk inside a bag of milk inside an episode of Skeleton House inside an episode of Skeleton House.

The Stanley Parable - He Entered the Door on His Left

Thu, 21 Sep 2023 02:00:00 -0600

Don't tell me what to do, especially if you're British.

A Dinner Date with Skeleton House

Thu, 14 Sep 2023 02:00:00 -0600

Unlimited breadsticks.

YIIK: A Postmodern RPG Ep. 11: Directly to the South

Thu, 07 Sep 2023 02:00:00 -0600

Lusting over moms! Send a pic of your mom to the Mom Council at skeletonhousepodcast@gmail.com. Also taking the bus! Send a picture of your local public transit to skeletonhousepodcast@gmail.com. A pic of your mom riding the bus? You know where to send it by now boss.

YIIK: A Postmodern RPG Ep. 10: My- My Title Meta

Thu, 31 Aug 2023 02:00:00 -0600

Made you look.

YIIK: A Postmodern RPG Ep. 9: I Have Transcended Kidnapping

Thu, 24 Aug 2023 02:00:00 -0600

Not only is Alex a jerk to his friends, he's a dingus to he mum.

Trolley Problem Inc. (Ep. 2 of 2): Into the K-hole

Thu, 17 Aug 2023 02:00:00 -0600

Red pill me boss.

Chris and Jess and I's Game Jam Game

Trolley Problem Inc. (Ep. 1 of 2): Can't Stop Running Over Children

Thu, 10 Aug 2023 02:00:00 -0600

I am very good at making decisions that I am sure no one will get mad at me for.

WikiArena Again - Albertville Slander

Thu, 03 Aug 2023 02:00:00 -0600

Hope you like a lotta footballers.

WikiArena - Iranian Villages vs. Northern European Rock Bands

Thu, 27 Jul 2023 02:00:00 -0600

How smart am I at internet?

What is, uhh, Jeopardy! for the Playstation 2

Thu, 20 Jul 2023 02:00:00 -0600

Back in the loving arms of our boy Alex.

Skeleton House Presents: Passalong Pod: Pokésquisite Corpselocke Ep. 1

Thu, 13 Jul 2023 02:00:00 -0600

Thankfully I found a bunch of the 'e' with the little thing over it to use in the title.

Passalong Podcast is a podcast in which a bunch of nerds pass a game save back and forth. For example you could do it with the rat fight game Pokémon Yellow and hope your friends don't suck at rat fighting because also it's a nuzlocke.

Passalong Pod

What is Jeopardy! for the Nintendo Wii

Thu, 06 Jul 2023 02:00:00 -0600

I am not a clever man.

YIIK: A Postmodern RPG Ep. 8: It's a Golden Alpaca

Thu, 29 Jun 2023 02:00:00 -0600

Listen, we were pretty mean to the game this episode, but in fairness it was also mean to us.

YIIK: A Postmodern RPG Ep. 7: Adolescent Monstrosity Samurai Tortoise

Thu, 22 Jun 2023 02:00:00 -0600

It's the sewer level! It stinks! Also it probably smells bad!

YIIK: A Postmodern RPG Ep. 6: I Already Wanna Alt+F4

Thu, 15 Jun 2023 02:00:00 -0600

The Yickening has begun.

Bloodborne Lore-Through Ep. 7: They're a Bloodstarved Beast.

Thu, 08 Jun 2023 02:00:00 -0600

It's a boss fight! And then the Jess dive through Old Yharnam.

Bloodborne Lore-Through Ep. 6: Tainted by Your Ilk

Thu, 01 Jun 2023 02:00:00 -0600

Time to traipse through Old Yharnam!

Wow! It sucks here!

Slight Scheduling Update and Then Lokathor Watches Whatever Kizumonogatari Is

Thu, 25 May 2023 02:00:00 -0600

Just a heads up that I'm gonna start taking the occasional week off, and then an hour of Loka watching a television program. Maybe. As of me writing this I've only listened to the first like 30 seconds. Oh yeah, I shoved it through my equalizer so if any of Loka's stuff sounds weird that is almost certainly my fault.

Listen to more Lokathor over here.

YIIK: A Postmodern RPG Ep. 5: Oh, Somebody Got Banned

Thu, 18 May 2023 02:00:00 -0600

Mandated leveling up, followed by mandated grinding, followed by mandated not paying attention to directions.

Ok that last one may not have been mandated.

Here's the link to Chris and I's game jam again, shoot da robits

Bloodborne Lore-Through Ep. 5: The Morning Always Comes

Thu, 11 May 2023 02:00:00 -0600

Time to finish up Central Yharnam. The scaffolding is now in place.

YIIK: A Postmodern RPG Ep. 4: Get Out, You're Haunted

Thu, 04 May 2023 02:00:00 -0600

I'm gonna spend all my quarters on the Simpsons arcade game.

Oh also as I'm doing my quality check I realized Ryan said 'New Zealand' and I put in an Australian guy saying 'skeletal,' so I'm sorry to all Australasians for being a big ol' North American dummy boy.

Bloodborne Lore-Through Ep. 4: It Sings to Me

Thu, 27 Apr 2023 00:00:00 -0600

Featuring Loud Cat and a boss fight if you're lucky.

YIIK: A Postmodern RPG Ep. 3: The Most Profound Solemnence

Thu, 20 Apr 2023 02:00:00 -0600

I was gonna do onomatopoeia for dial-up noises but it looked really stupid written out.

Y'know what I'll do it anyway bopboopbeepbrrrssshzhhhkrrrbooopbeeprrrrrrrkrrrshhhh

Bloodborne Lore-Through Ep. 3: More Intoxicating Than Alcohol

Thu, 13 Apr 2023 02:00:00 -0600

They know how to party in this town. Just, uhhh, hang out with the dudes drinking, those dudes shooting up are a little too hardcore for me.

Chrono Trigger Ep. 15: The Black Winds Howl

Thu, 06 Apr 2023 02:00:00 -0600

The Ocean Palace contains many trials and also maybe even more tribulations. Tribulations means 'a cause of great trouble or suffering,' I just looked it up

TV Head: The Last Free Robot Battling the Horde in Another World?!

Bloodborne Lore-Through Ep. 2: Friend to You Hunters

Thu, 30 Mar 2023 02:00:00 -0600

This old dude is just letting us chill at his place. Also I am the greatest video game player of all time, but we already knew this.

Chrono Trigger Ep. 14: Crono Shakes His Head

Thu, 23 Mar 2023 02:00:00 -0600

If nobody got me I know gold rock on the Mountain of Woe got me.

Bloodborne Lore-Through Ep. 1: You'll Need a Contract...

Thu, 16 Mar 2023 02:00:00 -0600

We're trying something a lil different with this one, Jess has been working for months (and months and months) on piecing together the lore for Bloodborne, so we're gonna do our best to feed it to you as we play through the game. Also if you've got Bloodborne sitting in your backlog but you haven't got around to it yet, the Return to Yharnam event is happening on the 24th, so a buncha folks are going to hop back in and play through it. Happy hunting!

skeletonhouse.ca is where you can find Jess's notes (once we get a bit further in the game and put them up)

Skeleton House Presents: Super Switch Club: Banjo Kazooie Ep. 1

Thu, 09 Mar 2023 02:00:00 -0700

Ya boi been busy so enjoy this thing I've been participating in for a bit now, fun stuff + cool pals.

RPG Years

Horror Game Night

Passalong Pod

Super Switch Club

YIIK: A Postmodern RPG Ep. 2: Never Not Wear Shoes

Thu, 02 Mar 2023 00:00:00 -0700

It gets a little bit uncomfortable near the end, but sometimes that's how it be.

I played Sister Cities by Hop Along, The Fight by Protomen, and Kai Highway and I Am Impact from the Mystical Ninja Starring Goemon soundtrack. Man that OST is so dang good dude.

Chrono Trigger Ep. 13: The Wings of Time

Thu, 23 Feb 2023 02:00:00 -0700

I am a terrible guide but check out this sick whip.

YIIK: A Postmodern RPG Ep. 1: Gotta Go Buy Groceries

Thu, 16 Feb 2023 02:00:00 -0700

Man this guy talks a lot.

Duke Nukem Forever Ep. 7 (FINAL): Hail to the King, Baby!

Thu, 09 Feb 2023 02:00:00 -0700

Duke is dead, and he's never coming back.

I played BFG Division from Doom (2016) composed by Mick Gordon during the final boss fight which is way more than that fight deserved, and I also played Summer Winds, composed by Heinz Meier, Hans Bradtke (original lyricist), Johnny Mercer (English lyricist), and sung by Russi Taylor.

First Encounter Discord click me you coward

Scientifically Determining Brett's 2022 GOTY List w/ Game of the Year Expert Evan Tolley (Pt. 3 of 3)

Sat, 04 Feb 2023 02:00:00 -0700

that_gif_of_short_guy_with_curly_hair_after_chucking_the_thing_in_the_lava_and_he_looks_all_worn_out_and_stuff_because_it_was_a_big_trip_and_hes_gotta_be_sleepy_after_all_that_walking_dude.gif

Chrono Trigger Ep. 12: Will of the Earth

Thu, 02 Feb 2023 02:00:00 -0700

The most cataclysmic event of all time happens and then we find the timeline fulla nerds.

Scientifically Determining Brett's 2022 GOTY List w/ Game of the Year Expert Evan Tolley (Pt. 2 of 3)

Sat, 28 Jan 2023 02:00:00 -0700

Video

Gameing

Duke Nukem Forever Ep. 6: Showing Results for 'Coprophile'

Thu, 26 Jan 2023 02:00:00 -0700

We walk through boring gray hallways for the entirety of this episode. We kind of stop explaining it, so if you're ever wondering what's happening while we talk about toilet humour in JoJo for the nth time just remember everything is gray and boring and this game sucks and is bad.

The Orange Juice thing is from 4PlayerPodcast and the songs I played were Spiral Mountain by Banjo-Kazooie and my dad Grant Kirkhope, Stuck in the Middle With You by Stealers Wheel who probably wrote more than just that song but the jury's out, the X-Men Animated Series intro, the song by Beck from Odelay that has a synonym for 'butt' in the title that I don't want a Google robot to read and blacklist me for foul language, In A Jar by Dinosaur Jr., All Your Kayfabe Friends by Los Campesinos!, which is unfortunate that I had two bands with punctuation in their names because now those commas look weird, and Toilet of Venus by Me Rex.

Also this is for no one but me, but I think the electricity sounds right around the one hour mark are the exact same as Storm Spirit's zip in Dota 2. Neat.

Scientifically Determining Brett's 2022 GOTY List w/ Game of the Year Expert Evan Tolley (Pt. 1 of 3)

Sat, 21 Jan 2023 02:00:00 -0700

I played a buncha games last year so Evan is back to help me organize my cerebrum.

Chrono Trigger Ep. 11: I'll Abide No More

Thu, 19 Jan 2023 02:00:00 -0700

Keeps are old news, we're all about Lairs now. Also pterodactyls. We are extremely about pterodactyls.

Duke Nukem Forever Ep. 5: It's Punctuation, Not Prose

Thu, 12 Jan 2023 02:00:00 -0700

It's another drive a car around for way too long level, but it's actually not terrible. Well, until it is.

Chrono Trigger Ep. 10: He Starts Crankin' It

Thu, 05 Jan 2023 02:00:00 -0700

This is one heck of a dungeon delve. A castle creep. A fort frolic. And probably many other alliterations.

Duke Nukem Forever Ep. 4: Allegedly Allegedly Allegedly Allegedly

Thu, 29 Dec 2022 02:00:00 -0700

Don't tell Randy about this one.

Sorry about Chrono delay again, it's recorded but you know how the holidays is

Dynamite Cop - Merry Christmas from Brett and Bill

Sun, 25 Dec 2022 02:00:00 -0700

It's the most wonderful time of the year, time to play some Die Hard with the serial number filed off. And also like 250% more wacky.

Find more Bill over here or here or here or here or here

Duke Nukem Forever Ep. 3: I Hate This Game

Thu, 22 Dec 2022 02:00:00 -0700

Sorry for delayed Chrono Trigger, November and December are full of trials and tribulations for a lil retail boy like me.

This episode contains easily one of the worst sections of any game I have ever played. Absolutely godawful. Sending a psychic projection to everyone that worked on it to make them feel a lingering sense of shame.

Duke Nukem Forever Ep. 2: How Do We Embiggen?

Thu, 15 Dec 2022 02:00:00 -0700

Hope you like driving around a little RC car for way too long, I sure didn't.

Chrono Trigger Ep. 9: I Shall Come Coughs

Thu, 08 Dec 2022 02:00:00 -0700

In this one we learn that our buddy had a hard life, and also has some good hops.

Duke Nukem Forever Ep. 1: I'm All Outta Gum

Thu, 01 Dec 2022 02:00:00 -0700

Don't forget, you're here (Duke Nukem) Forever.

Chrono Trigger Ep. 8: Is This an Orgy?

Thu, 24 Nov 2022 02:00:00 -0700

Please Apple Podcasts don't send me to the algorithm shadow realm for having the word 'orgy' in my title.

And now my description.

Skeleton House Presents: Gobby McGobbleNutz Presents: The Art of the Dad Joke: Chapter 1

Thu, 17 Nov 2022 02:00:00 -0700

The only joke that lands is This Game! Is a joke! Not in the funny way but in the way that means it sucks.

Ok maybe even that doesn't land.

FoShoShot on Youtube

Thank you to our lovely sponsors at First Encounter

Chrono Trigger Ep. 7: He's Just Chuggin' Gravy

Thu, 10 Nov 2022 02:00:00 -0700

After defeating both of our illnesses we're back to explore the town! And then the other town! And then this lil forest a bit! And then a mountain! And we're gonna bully children the whole way!

Catch First Encounter here!

And Dragoon Effect over here!

Look at all these exclamation points dude I'm so hyped!

Also I said it was episode 8 in the outro but it's very obviously episode 7! Frick!

I Can't Believe It, but It Worked

Sat, 05 Nov 2022 00:00:00 -0600

Sometimes if you work real hard at something it pays off. Other times you just have to make a couple real dumb jokes.

https://www.firstencounterpodcast.com/

First Encounter on Apple Podcasts

First Encounter on Twitter

First Encounter on OnlyHans

Pls listen to my friends not because they are paying me but because I think they are very good and also a lil bit because they are paying me

Summer Night / The Pony Factory - BONUSKELETOBER Because Brett is Sick

Thu, 03 Nov 2022 02:00:00 -0600

I can't even remember why I wasn't gonna use these ones, I think they actually turned out alright.

Regular programming will resume whenever me and Jess are not all fricked up at the same time, satoru_iwata_please_understand.jpg

Citri Plays Noirwood - Spooky Scary Skeletober 2022 #3 FINAL

Mon, 31 Oct 2022 02:00:00 -0600

Do not spam in chat or you will be banned.

Skeleton House Sells Out!

Thu, 27 Oct 2022 02:00:00 -0600

I'll remember you fondly when I'm looking down at all of the insects from my new villa in the hills.

Sporcle Themed Video Game Music and Other Audio Quizzes

Thu, 20 Oct 2022 02:00:00 -0600

sporcle dot com video game music sporcle sporcle quiz music quiz video game theme sporcle.com sporcle

Me sick :(

Vestige - Spooky Scary Skeletober 2022 #2

Mon, 17 Oct 2022 02:00:00 -0600

Be prepared to get radical. Also sad.

But mostly radical.

Chrono Trigger Ep. 6: Ozzie's in a Pickle!

Thu, 13 Oct 2022 02:00:00 -0600

We are becoming experts at this time hopping business. We are also becoming experts at this JRPG battle system business, albeit a little bit slower.

The Quiet Man Ep. 6 (FINAL): No One Cared Who I Was Until I Put on the Mask

Thu, 06 Oct 2022 02:00:00 -0600

A, uhh, satisfying conclusion.

Between editing and release two other individuals have placed high on the speedrun leaderboards, so bump me down two spots.

We Never Left - Spooky Scary Skeletober 2022 #1

Mon, 03 Oct 2022 02:00:00 -0600

A game inside a game inside a game.

>EXAMINE EPISODE

Thank you again DreadXP for the key, hugs n kisses

Chrono Trigger Ep. 5: No! My Boy! No!

Thu, 29 Sep 2022 02:00:00 -0600

Jess's list of people she doesn't respect:
Bullies,
Landlords,
Narcs

Jess's list of people that she does respect:
Robo

The Quiet Man Ep. 5: 50 Cent's Crystal Skull

Thu, 22 Sep 2022 00:00:00 -0600

ACAB baby

Chrono Trigger Ep. 4: The Day of Lavos

Thu, 15 Sep 2022 02:00:00 -0600

We must do everything we can to save these poor potato sacks.

The Quiet Man Ep. 4: Slap That Sweaty Head

Thu, 08 Sep 2022 02:00:00 -0600

We're back for round 2! This time with audio and voice-lines and stuff, as well as a hankering to figure out what the heck is actually going on in this game.

Chrono Trigger Ep. 3: To Feel the Tickler

Thu, 01 Sep 2022 02:00:00 -0600

I'm trying my hardest to come up with an OJ Simpson joke, but it's just not coming to me. Much like justice didn't come for OJ after he did all them murders.

I dunno, I think that's the best I got. Sorry.

The Quiet Man Ep. 3 (FINAL?): Shrouded in the Rage of Our Shadow Soul

Thu, 25 Aug 2022 02:00:00 -0600

A satisfying conclusion.

Chrono Trigger Ep. 2: Pistol Whip a Bird

Thu, 18 Aug 2022 02:00:00 -0600

We go save the princess to go save the princess!

The Quiet Man Ep. 2: This Is Probably Fine

Thu, 11 Aug 2022 02:00:00 -0600

Featuring Certified Not Very Good Boss Fight

The Mortuary Assistant - Standing There Menacingly

Sat, 06 Aug 2022 02:00:00 -0600

This is why no one wants to work anymore.

The Mortuary Assistant on Steam

Thank you very much to DreadXP for the key, and thanks Erik from Epik Fails of History for uhh no reason don't worry about it

Chrono Trigger Ep. 1: Silver Point Minimum Wage

Thu, 04 Aug 2022 02:00:00 -0600

Jess and Brett go back in time to 1995 before going even more back in time to 600.

The Quiet Man Ep. 1: It's the Bird Man!

Thu, 28 Jul 2022 02:00:00 -0600

What better game for an audio-only let's play than one where all the sound is muted?

Any other game probably.

Silent Hill 2 Ep.14 (BONUS): Born From a Wish

Thu, 21 Jul 2022 02:00:00 -0600

Jess and Brett return to Silent Hill to see what Maria was up to before she started hanging out with James.

Hunt Down the Freeman Ep. 6 (FINAL): Full Life Consequences

Thu, 14 Jul 2022 00:00:00 -0600

You lied to me.

You betrayed me.

You used me.

You really done messed up me gob.

Pokémon Brettmerald Nuzlocke Ep. 27 (FINAL): I Wanna Be the Very Best

Thu, 07 Jul 2022 00:00:00 -0600

It all comes down to this.

Hunt Down the Freeman Ep. 5: Going to City 17

Thu, 30 Jun 2022 02:00:00 -0600

Remember that thing you like? What if it sucked.

Pokémon Brettmerald Nuzlocke Ep. 26: It's Kinda Confusing Y'know?

Thu, 23 Jun 2022 02:00:00 -0600

Victory Road!

That's it for the description this week, I'm sleepy.

Hunt Down the Freeman Ep. 4: I Need an Army

Thu, 16 Jun 2022 02:00:00 -0600

Mitchell is truly the most well-written, smartest, most charismaticest character ever created, and also he's just gonna kidnap all of these children.

Pokémon Brettmerald Nuzlocke Ep. 25: Oh, OK. Problem Solved.

Thu, 09 Jun 2022 02:00:00 -0600

The whole world is in the process of being destroyed by horrible flooding and blazing heat and everyone is going to die unless something happens soon, so I'm gonna distract myself by playing some Pokemon.

Hunt Down the Freeman Ep. 3: What Was the Point?

Sat, 04 Jun 2022 02:00:00 -0600

They already got the lines recorded, what were they supposed to do? Not put them in the game? That would be like President Keemstar surrendering to the alien menace, not just as Americans, but as human citizens.

Silent Hill 2 Ep.13 (FINAL): In My Restless Dreams, I See That Town. Silent Hill.

Thu, 02 Jun 2022 02:00:00 -0600

You promised me you'd take me
there again someday.
But you never did.

Well, I'm alone there now...
In our 'special place'...
Waiting for you.

Pokémon Brettmerald Nuzlocke Ep. 24: Hold On I'm Scared

Thu, 26 May 2022 02:00:00 -0600

touch da fishy

oh frick he mad

Rotten Stigma - Dread X Collection 5

Fri, 20 May 2022 16:00:00 -0600

Have you seen my daughter? Wait, wrong game. Kinda.

Dread X Collection 5 on Steam

Thank you Dread XP for the key kissing emoji. I'm sure if I put the real emoji Apple Podcasts would explode, so just imagine it in your mind's eye. Also the game came out today, look at this me getting this out in a couple hours. Now every other publisher send me keys, look how good I am at marketing.

Hunt Down the Freeman Ep. 2: Headcrab in the Toilet

Thu, 19 May 2022 02:00:00 -0600

Is the titular moment this week an intentional metaphor for this game placed intentionally by a disgruntled designer? No one can know for sure. Except I'm just gonna say yes, yes it is.

Pokémon Brettmerald Nuzlocke Ep. 23: George Brett Space Centre

Thu, 12 May 2022 02:00:00 -0600

Team Magma and Team Aqua are so dumb dude.

Hunt Down the Freeman Ep. 1: I Will Kill You

Thu, 05 May 2022 02:00:00 -0600

What if Half-Life but not very good.

Check out Ryan's podcast here: Out of Quarters

Pokémon Brettmerald Nuzlocke Ep. 22: I Made a Mistake

Thu, 28 Apr 2022 02:00:00 -0600

You're gonna hate me for this one.

Jess and Brett in The Haunted Island, a Frog Detective Case

Thu, 21 Apr 2022 02:00:00 -0600

Jess and Brett spend their 10-year anniversary solving mysteries and busting a groove.

Also my editing stack messed up a bit, so see if you can tell if the random clicks you will occasionally hear are all of my effects kicking on after a cut or Jess smashing the X button.

Pokémon Brettmerald Nuzlocke Ep. 21: 'Too Much Water' - IGN

Thu, 14 Apr 2022 02:00:00 -0600

The word I was thinking of was 'sauerkraut.'

Pokémon Brettmerald Nuzlocke Ep. 20: She Sells Shoal Salt

Thu, 07 Apr 2022 02:00:00 -0600

Season 4 episode 20 is upon us. Smoke a fat doink for me gamers.

Pokémon Brettmerald Nuzlocke Ep. 19: Wild GRAVELER used SELFDESTRUCT!

Thu, 31 Mar 2022 02:00:00 -0600

In which we beat up them Magmas and nothing at all goes wrong unless I am lying to you to keep it suspenseful. Don't look at the title.

Oh also I lied, Skeleton House Song is 7/8, not 7/4. What's the difference? I dunno dude, phrasing? Beat stress? I ain't never been to Juilliard.

Pokémon Brettmerald Nuzlocke Ep. 18: I Have to Think

Thu, 24 Mar 2022 02:00:00 -0600

Plot stuff happens this episode and we have some fun fights with random trainers instead of just hitting them with super effective wham-o blaster. Also season 3 and future season updates, stuff has been weird but it is in motion. I swear.

I swear.

Pokémon Brettmerald Nuzlocke Ep. 17: Creep A Little Closer

Thu, 17 Mar 2022 02:00:00 -0600

This podcast does not condone safari hunting unless it is the Predator safari hunting human beings because dang that's cool.

Pokémon Brettmerald Nuzlocke Ep. 16: I Was So Confident

Thu, 10 Mar 2022 02:00:00 -0700

My audio is gonna be kinda muffled this week and next week because it was the era of me trying to be cool by using a physical mixer, but you may not have even noticed had I not just told you. Much like mentioning breathing manually, being aware of your tongue in your mouth, and noticing that one part on your body that is kind of itchy, I really should have just stayed silent.

Pokémon Brettmerald Nuzlocke Ep. 15: Let's Save Some Nerds

Thu, 03 Mar 2022 02:00:00 -0700

We finally get a lil something that isn't just absolutely torching children, but of course there's still that too.

Pokémon Brettmerald Nuzlocke Ep. 14: So Soft and Round

Thu, 24 Feb 2022 02:00:00 -0700

Please god let us find a gym fight soon, I can only beat up these children for so long.

I yoinked clips from Pizzacast, First Encounter, Tales from the Cartridge, and Lokathor's Audio Only Let's Plays. I even asked permission this time.

And then I stole basically an entire sketch from I Think You Should Leave and then Bloody Stream (JoJo's Bizarre Adventure OP2) Cat Piano Cover by CatPianoClassics on Youtube. I did not ask Tim Robinson or CatPianoClassics for permission. I apologize.

Pokémon Brettmerald Nuzlocke Ep. 13: The Surfing Battle Episode

Thu, 17 Feb 2022 02:00:00 -0700

Sometimes Pokemon is a real fun game to listen to, a lot of tension and excitement. Sometimes it is Pokémon Brettmerald Nuzlocke Ep. 13: The Surfing Battle Episode.

Pokémon Brettmerald Nuzlocke Ep. 12: Hits Like a [...] Truck

Thu, 10 Feb 2022 02:00:00 -0700

Dude how scary can the normal type gym really be, I mean they're normal types. Milquetoast type. Boring type. Conventional type. Ordinary type. Standard type. Hold on, lemme google some more synonyms.

Music this episode was not music, it was old Canadian PSAs.

Pokémon Brettmerald Nuzlocke Ep. 11: Life Update Episode, Apparently

Thu, 03 Feb 2022 02:00:00 -0700

Songs this week are the Buck Bumble theme by Justin Scharvona and Super Buck World by JJokerDude.

My beard has returned.

AOLP Discord Secret Santa 2021 - Cool Stuff and Games (Mostly Bad)

Sat, 29 Jan 2022 02:00:00 -0700

Every year in the AOLP Discord server we set up a lil Secret Santa for those who wish to participate, so here is me receiving and then playing the gifts I got. Thank you Santa!

Gift 1!

Gift 2!

Come hang out!

Pokémon Brettmerald Nuzlocke Ep. 10: Volcano, Hot Spring, Sauna

Thu, 27 Jan 2022 02:00:00 -0700

Is it getting hot in here or is it just me?

That's gotta be the laziest episode description I've ever done, coming immediately after 2 of the laziest episode descriptions I've ever done. I'm losing my lustre.

The edit song this week is Wesley Willis - I Whipped Batman's Behind except it's the A-word for your rear, I just don't know how much leeway I got in Google yelling at me for putting bad words on the internet. Which is kind of fricked because man I swear a lot huh? Imagine Grandma stumbling upon me dropping like 4 F-bombs in a 15 second period, she would lose her dang mind dude. Unless she's one of those cool Grandmas who has like a Tweety Bird tattoo on her bicep, then she'd probably be f'in down with it.

Pokémon Brettmerald Nuzlocke Ep. 9: You Team Aqua Dingbats!

Thu, 20 Jan 2022 02:00:00 -0700

(to the tune of Weezer's Beverly Hills)

Meteor Falls!
Something something Zubats hmm hmm!
Something something in Meteor Falls!

I didn't work very hard on this.

Oh also the song used for cuts is The Shaggs - My Pal Foot Foot

Pokémon Brettmerald Nuzlocke Ep. 8: That Hurt My Throat

Thu, 13 Jan 2022 02:00:00 -0700

Eating shawarma so typing one hand = short eppy desc.

Mauville -> Fallarbor

Scientifically Determining Brett's 2021 GOTY List w/ Many Many Special Guests (Pt. 3 of 3)

Sat, 08 Jan 2022 02:00:00 -0700

We finally discover the top 10 games ever created*. Thank you to every guest that helped me complete this monumental task.

Thoughts Cast

*that Brett played in 2021 for the first time

Pokémon Brettmerald Nuzlocke Ep. 7: I Have No Fear

Thu, 06 Jan 2022 02:00:00 -0700

It is time for our third gym battle. Will this one go as sideways as last time, or perhaps only lilt slightly?

Scientifically Determining Brett's 2021 GOTY List w/ Many Many Special Guests (Pt. 2 of 3)

Sat, 01 Jan 2022 02:00:00 -0700

We still be goin' through the list talkin' about them video games.

Dragoon Effect
Versian Chronicles
Digital Devil Pod: Shin Megami Letsplei
Bill's JRPG Adventures & Other Trappings
Enchantment
The RPG After Years
First Encounter
No One Can Know About This

Pokémon Brettmerald Nuzlocke Ep. 6: Cleaning Up Around Mauville

Thu, 30 Dec 2021 02:00:00 -0700

There sure are a lot of Pokemon battles in this Pokemon battling game.

Scientifically Determining Brett's 2021 GOTY List w/ Many Many Special Guests (Pt. 1 of 3)

Sat, 25 Dec 2021 02:00:00 -0700

It's the most wonderful time of the year.

Lokathor's Audio Only Let's Plays
Hyrule Podcasters
Out of Quarters
Split Screen Synics
Party Roll
Arjuna Gonzales on itch.io
TroytlePower Presents: The Power Play-Throughs Podcast, with TroytlePower - Let's Play Video Games!?
PizzaCast

And more to come!

Pokémon Brettmerald Nuzlocke Ep. 5: Beatboxing Why So Serious?

Thu, 23 Dec 2021 02:00:00 -0700

We meet a man who traps children inside his home and is somehow not the villain of this story, and then we take the low road because we're deemed unworthy of soiling the bike path with our peasant footprints. There's danger down here.

Pokémon Brettmerald Nuzlocke Ep. 4: No One Knows Flash

Thu, 16 Dec 2021 02:00:00 -0700

We stumble around in the dark and then learn about the wonders of the world. Specifically the wet ones.

Pokémon Brettmerald Nuzlocke Ep. 3: "Video Games" - Vin Diesel

Thu, 09 Dec 2021 02:00:00 -0700

Man, this squad is really shaping up. We're gonna be with these guys for a long time, so make sure to pick a favourite and get extremely attached to them.

Pokémon Brettmerald Nuzlocke Ep. 2: Progressing Past Petalburg Pwoods

Thu, 02 Dec 2021 02:00:00 -0700

I realized last time that I didn't actually have Pokemon Emerald in the name anywhere so all those millions of people who search their podcast apps for Pokemon Emerald would have never found this Pokemon Emerald podcast wherein I play Pokemon Emerald. That should do it.

Pokémon Brettmerald Nuzlocke Ep. 1: Neckbeard and Cargo Shorts

Thu, 25 Nov 2021 02:00:00 -0700

Brett is gonna play Pokemon for a bit.

Also check it I out ctrl-c'd the E with the little accent on top, feel free to come back here and grab one if you ever need it.

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The ‘This Is Not a Silent Hill 2 Episode’ Episode

Thu, 18 Nov 2021 02:00:00 -0700

We ran into some problems so your regular scheduling has been temporarily postponed, sorry for the inconvenience. Think of this episode like 40 minutes of hold music.

Silent Hill 2 Ep.12: A Quiet, Beautiful Place

Thu, 11 Nov 2021 02:00:00 -0700

This episode is 35 minutes of us climbing out of all of the holes we've jumped down.

Just kidding, this ain't no Kojima game.

Silent Hill 2 Ep.11: A Corpse Can't Laugh

Thu, 04 Nov 2021 02:00:00 -0600

A lot happens in this episode, none of it is pleasant.

you are a skeleton - Spooky Scary Skeletober 2021 #3 FINAL

Sun, 31 Oct 2021 02:00:00 -0600

click klik klak

https://seansleblanc.itch.io/you-are-a-skeleton

Silent Hill 2 Ep.10: I'm Not Your Mary

Thu, 28 Oct 2021 02:00:00 -0600

A lotta holes, a lotta feet, and a lotta screams. Sounds like when I go and see your mother I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry

Silent Hill 2 Ep.9: The Most Human Outhouse

Thu, 21 Oct 2021 02:00:00 -0600

I get enough anxiety in public washrooms without freaks like James coming in and trying to slam the dang door open.

There Swings a Skull - Spooky Scary Skeletober 2021 #2

Sun, 17 Oct 2021 02:00:00 -0600

Is it getting hot in here or is it just me? Oh wait, uhh, nope. Definitely not just me.

https://quinnk.itch.io/there-swings-a-skull

Silent Hill 2 Ep.8: He Had It Coming!

Thu, 14 Oct 2021 02:00:00 -0600

How deep does the rabbit hole go? Or, y'know, any of these other holes.

Silent Hill 2 Ep.7: It's Mouth People Land

Thu, 07 Oct 2021 02:00:00 -0600

This is the slice of life episode. Or as much of a slice of life episode as you can have when you're running around an alternate dimension getting yelled at by graffiti and assaulted by monsters with arms that look like they come out of a store with frosted windows.

Skullz - Spooky Scary Skeletober 2021 #1

Sun, 03 Oct 2021 02:00:00 -0600

Half this game's cast is skeletons, how could I not play it?

https://pizzamakesgames.itch.io/skullz

Silent Hill 2 Ep.6: Thought I Was What?

Thu, 30 Sep 2021 02:00:00 -0600

Man, and I thought this place sucked before. There's nothing in the fridge, the elevator ambiance blows, and the Zelda puzzle box keeps spraying acid in my face.

Silent Hill 2 Ep.5: I'm a Liar, Right?

Thu, 23 Sep 2021 02:00:00 -0600

Dude you coulda just said 'get off the roof.'

Silent Hill 2 Ep.4: My Name... Is Maria

Thu, 16 Sep 2021 00:00:00 -0600

Anyone ever tell you you look just like Tony Hawk?

Silent Hill 2 Ep.3: Wet Vomiting Sounds Intensify

Thu, 09 Sep 2021 02:00:00 -0600

We continue exploring the apartments and chat with some new and old faces. We should've brought some Tums.

Silent Hill 2 Ep.2: Wandering Wood Side Apartments

Thu, 02 Sep 2021 02:00:00 -0600

Man the people that live here freaking suck. Rude kids, creepy folks just wandering the halls, and what's up with that guy with the weird hat?

Little Nicky - Adam Sandler's Psychic Curse

Sat, 28 Aug 2021 02:00:00 -0600

You know when you make a poor decision and you realize like 10 seconds in but you're too stubborn to not see it all the way through to the end?

Anyway here's me playing Little Nicky.

Silent Hill 2 Ep.1: I Got a Letter

Thu, 26 Aug 2021 02:00:00 -0600

Dang this place do be pretty foggy.

Super Mario RPG Ep. 30 (FINAL): Legend of the Seven Stars

Thu, 19 Aug 2021 02:00:00 -0600

You've heard of wishing upon a shooting star? At the “Star Road”, your wish is transformed into a star. When it's granted, it then turns into a shooting star and falls down to earth. So you see, the Star Road plays an integral role in granting wishes. But ever since a sword destroyed the “Star Road”, everything's come to a halt. No stars have been made since.

The way things stand, yours is a world where wishes can't come true anymore.

Super Mario RPG Ep. 29: Get Outta My Universe

Thu, 12 Aug 2021 02:00:00 -0600

We've hit that classic JRPG moment where we're gonna run all around the entire world and mop up all the side stuff we've missed. Time to get beefy.

Super Mario RPG Ep. 28: World Filled With Weapons

Thu, 05 Aug 2021 02:00:00 -0600

We make it to the centre of the factory and finally meet the one responsible.

Rogue Warrior - Skeleton House One Year Anniversary Special (with Giveaway!)

Fri, 30 Jul 2021 02:00:00 -0600

Giveaway details start at 1:06:17 if you don't want to listen to a ton of vulgarities that would get me blacklisted from every internet algorithm if I dare repeat them here.

Content warning: ableist, homophobic and racist language. Now why would you play a game with that stuff for a celebration episode Brett? Lack of foresight mostly.

Super Mario RPG Ep. 27: I'm the Greatest! HRRRUH!

Thu, 29 Jul 2021 00:00:00 -0600

God gamer hours

Super Mario RPG Ep. 26: Wup Wup Wup Wup

Thu, 22 Jul 2021 02:00:00 -0600

How good are we at counting? What are we gonna spend infinity coins on? Will Brett ever defeat Grandma's Triangle Jump Puzzle Game? Maybe all of these questions are answered this episode but I wouldn't count on it.

FTL: Faster Than Light - Patreonicide

Sat, 17 Jul 2021 02:00:00 -0600

If you give us a dollar you too can be exposed to the cold darkness of space from which there is no respite.

Skeleton House Patreon

Super Mario RPG Ep. 25: The Quiz and Triathlon

Thu, 15 Jul 2021 02:00:00 -0600

We get absolutely obliterated and then some freaking jerk makes us do a logic puzzle. At least we got to partake in the wonders of public transportation.

Super Mario RPG Ep. 24: For Satire Purposes Only

Thu, 08 Jul 2021 02:00:00 -0600

We get the 6th Star Piece and then we get the 6th Star Piece and then we listen to some sick beats while chilling at the pond. Nothing can break this vibe, except maybe that dude what keeps talking about them crystals.

Super Mario RPG Ep. 23: The Hot Springs Episode

Thu, 01 Jul 2021 02:00:00 -0600

Man, this one even has jiggle physics.

Probably Jam 2021 - Brett Plays resident evil

Sat, 26 Jun 2021 02:00:00 -0600

Brett plays the two games submitted to the We Can Make This Work (Probably) Game Jam that he didn't make. Capcom look the other direction.

Resident Devil

President Evil

Brett's game Darn Souls

Super Mario RPG Ep. 22: Think You Mean Motorboat

Thu, 24 Jun 2021 02:00:00 -0600

In which we learn about Mario species phylogenetics and then Brett goes into the woods.

Super Mario RPG Ep. 21: O, ho, ho, ho!!

Thu, 17 Jun 2021 02:00:00 -0600

We spend some time doing stuff that gets sucked into another timeline and then we raid the palace in our quest to destroy the monarchy and make new friends. Specifically with this freaking giant bird.

Super Mario RPG Ep. 20: Is He a Horse?

Thu, 10 Jun 2021 02:00:00 -0600

We learn about some sort of monarchistic coup happening in Nimbus Land but that ain't our problem, we gotta go race.

Probably Jam 2021

Skeleton House Podcast Patreon

Super Mario RPG Ep. 19: Glass of Frothy Milk

Thu, 03 Jun 2021 02:00:00 -0600

We climb up a cliff to climb up a beanstalk to climb up some vines to end up with our freaking heads in the clouds. Well I guess not just our heads, the rest of us is there too.

Super Mario RPG Ep. 18: Kicked in the Spine

Thu, 27 May 2021 02:00:00 -0600

This little guy packs a punch. And another punch. And then like at least two more.

Also he has zoning fireballs.

Super Mario RPG Ep. 17: Yes! This is Yummy~

Thu, 20 May 2021 02:00:00 -0600

Check Land's End off the list baby! As a reward for making it through what is possibly the longest area in the game we get to see a little dude shake its booty.

Super Mario RPG Ep. 16: Little Shop of Geckos

Thu, 13 May 2021 02:00:00 -0600

This is the film auteur episode. We talk about Little Shop of Horrors, Joe Dirt, and how babies have a freaking hole in their skull. Interspersed throughout is the extinction of a species. Also Jess accidentally says 'oh doody' at one point.

Super Mario RPG Ep. 15: He's an Everyday Man

Thu, 06 May 2021 02:00:00 -0600

If you don't acknowledge your gambling problem it's the same thing as not even having one.

Super Mario RPG Ep. 14: Torture That Old Man

Thu, 29 Apr 2021 02:00:00 -0600

We complete our journey through the sunken ship, and then things get uncomfortable. We could easily make it not uncomfortable, but we quintuple down because we're not cowards. We gotta see where this is going.

Here's the itch.io link for the Probably Work Game Jam

Brogue - Set All My Friends on Fire

Wed, 28 Apr 2021 02:00:00 -0600

Some of us at the Audio Only Let's Play Discord are up to our old tricks again and we're doing a simultaneous episode on the classic-style roguelike Brogue. Our little man is a freaking @ sign.

Versian Chronicles - Kai Lee Cain
Lokathor's Audio Only Let's Plays - Lokathor
TroytlePower Presents: The Power Play-Throughs Podcast, with TroytlePower - Gee I dunno, who could this one possibly belong to

Brett Does Social Studies Quizzes and a Secret Bonus Quiz While Drinking Chocolate Milk

Thu, 22 Apr 2021 02:00:00 -0600

Hey Brett this is a video game podcast, what the heck are you doing?

Frick you, this is just modern Number Munchers. And I'm drinking chocolate milk during it because I am an adult man who is allowed to make decisions for himself.

Listen to Daniel Kow and Brian Cow drink milk here:
Milkin' It: A Flavored Milk Review Podcast

Despair - Live Slow, Die Also Slow

Sat, 17 Apr 2021 02:00:00 -0600

Brett breaks the mould and instead of playing a good indie horror game that is about an hour long he plays a not very good indie horror game that is about an hour long.

Super Mario RPG Ep. 13: JoJo's Bizarre ASMR Haircut

Thu, 15 Apr 2021 02:00:00 -0600

If you ever need some people to come ace an escape room with you, you know who to call. We complete about 400 discrete puzzle rooms in this episode so you know that those neurons are firing on all cylinders.

Also we punch some ghosts.

Super Mario RPG Ep. 12: Weirdos at Seaside Town

Thu, 08 Apr 2021 02:00:00 -0600

We trek through the beautiful Star Hill and see some sentimental wishes from folks all across the Mushroom Kingdom and beyond, and then we head to Seaside Town which is full of clones of that kid in 3rd grade whose favourite pastime was licking doorknobs and melting ants with a magnifying glass.

Super Mario RPG Ep. 11: Anxiety and Pizza Talk

Thu, 01 Apr 2021 02:00:00 -0600

Time to head back to the Mushroom Kingdom! And not much else!

(Except the secret I slapped on the end)

Sporcle Video Game Music Quiz - Video Game Songs Everyone Knows

Sat, 27 Mar 2021 02:00:00 -0600

What's the one that goes 'doo do do doo do do doo do do doo'

Super Mario RPG Ep. 10: Its Name is Bundt

Thu, 25 Mar 2021 02:00:00 -0600

My computer killed itself to try and keep this episode from you, but I persevered. Weddings are always stressful.

Super Mario RPG Ep. 9: Climbing Up Booster Tower

Thu, 18 Mar 2021 02:00:00 -0600

We move through Booster Tower and talk about Pokémon, childhood neglect, and Tay Zonday (again). Someone more talented than me please mash up the New Zelda Forest Temple Music and Chocolate Rain.

Eh reh

Super Mario RPG Ep. 8: I'm Not Doin' Alright!

Thu, 11 Mar 2021 02:00:00 -0700

We are just as good at driving minecarts as we were at driving cop cars last season. Which is to say, absolutely flawless.

Super Mario RPG Ep. 7: Gonna Deck That Child

Thu, 04 Mar 2021 02:00:00 -0700

50% of this episode is us being far too out of it for the lore dump that we are receiving and the other 50% is us being the correct amount of out of it for feeling self conscious about the accents that the game is placing upon us.

Super Mario RPG Ep. 6: geno-bowyer.xyz/51ad6f chained kong meme

Thu, 25 Feb 2021 02:00:00 -0700

We're gonna solve Rose Town's arrow problem and get to the bottom of what the hell is up with these Donkey Kong lookin' guys. Or, I dunno, at least one of those things.

Super Mario RPG Ep. 5: Frogfucius's Old Nexopia Account

Thu, 18 Feb 2021 02:00:00 -0700

Steve and Jess get vored in the sewers and Brett reminisces about an extremely creepy in retrospect Canadian children's social media site. After that we meet up with Mallow's grandfather and experience revelations rivaling the climax of Deadly Premonition.

Ok well maybe they're not quite at that caliber.

Super Mario RPG Ep. 4: Meeting Mack the Knife

Thu, 11 Feb 2021 02:00:00 -0700

We got Mallow's coin back! Time to head to the shop and-

Wait, who are all these guys?

Super Mario RPG Ep. 3: Croco and Tay Zonday

Thu, 04 Feb 2021 02:00:00 -0700

We're gonna get our boy's coin back if it's the last thing we do. But it's not the last thing we do because this game is much longer than like 90 minutes.

Here's that Tay Zonday TF2 video, please do not listen to this with headphones or your eardrums will rupture.

Super Mario RPG Ep. 2: Exploring the Mushroom Kingdom

Thu, 28 Jan 2021 02:00:00 -0700

We continue our quest to speak to the Chancellor of the Mushroom Kingdom about what happened at Bowser's Keep, and along the way we find private things that are better left stashed away.

Super Mario RPG Ep. 1: The Genesis of nArF

Thu, 21 Jan 2021 02:00:00 -0700

We're playing a new game! I'm not sure how to make a fun blurb for the starter episode because I ain't got no past events to riff off of so I'm just gonna put in a bunch of SEO terms. Human beings can stop reading here.

jrpg, video game, goomba, level up, blind playthrough, pranking king koopa (gone wrong), level up, sword stuck in castle (real!?), world map, charades, kinklink, turn-based, action command. Alright that's probably enough for people to get disinterested and stop reading. Hey robots when you rise up, probably at the end of 2021 if things carry along the path it seems we're headed, I will absolutely sell out everyone I know in exchange for my life. Just keep it in mind.

Scientifically Determining Brett's 2020 GOTY List w/ Special Guest Evan Tolley (Pt. 3 of 3)

Sat, 16 Jan 2021 02:00:00 -0700

Thank you Evan for joining me on this journey. The list becomes finalized and the winner of the scientifically determined Brett's Game of the Year 2020 is discovered.

Check out Evan on Thoughts Cast, and check out everything else on the We Can Make This Work (Probably) network too.

Deadly Premonition Ep. 25 (FINAL): It's OK. I'm Here, I'm With You

Thu, 14 Jan 2021 02:00:00 -0700

Goodbye Greenvale.

Scientifically Determining Brett's 2020 GOTY List w/ Special Guest Evan Tolley (Pt. 2 of 3)

Sat, 09 Jan 2021 02:00:00 -0700

In which we enter the Banger Zone.

Thoughts Cast!

Deadly Premonition Ep. 24: Agent Francis York Morgan

Thu, 07 Jan 2021 02:00:00 -0700

We finally confront the Raincoat Killer and then Brett misses like 5 good opportunities to end the episode so we end up with this behemoth length one. Revelations abound. Red Tree. 1956. What was it the coffee said again Zach?

Scientifically Determining Brett's 2020 GOTY List w/ Special Guest Evan Tolley (Pt. 1 of 3)

Sat, 02 Jan 2021 02:00:00 -0700

Special thanks to Evan Tolley from the We Can Make This Work (Probably) network for showing up and helping me rip off Troy even more than I usually do.

Check out Thoughts Cast or really click on anything from Probably Work and Evan'll probably show up eventually.

Music credits: It's all from the games that I'm talking about when the music was playing. I can't list it here or that's spoilers yo.

Deadly Premonition Ep. 23: We're Finished Running Away

Thu, 31 Dec 2020 02:00:00 -0700

The showdown time with him is close.

Spongebob Squarepants: Battle for Bikini Bottom Rehydrated - AOLP Discord Secret Santa Christmas Special

Fri, 25 Dec 2020 05:00:00 -0700

Kai Lee from Into the Verse With Kai Lee Cain got me a gift for the yearly Audio Only Video Games Let's Plays Discord Server, so here is me having a good time and learning where Spongebob keeps his old comic books.

Hey, come hang out in the server with us all now that I've learned how to create Discord invites, we would love to have you. https://discord.gg/999EmCPzdc

Deadly Premonition Ep. 22: We're Heading for Devastation

Thu, 24 Dec 2020 05:00:00 -0700

We continue the search for Thomas, and then, y'know, some stuff happens. This time however it's a bunch of stuff. I should probably write a better blurb for this episode because I think it's a really good one, but instead I'm going to leave it here and go eat my leftover chicken shawarma from last night. But yeah, real banger this week. Holy moly.

Deadly Premonition Ep. 21: BOOM I See You...

Thu, 17 Dec 2020 05:00:00 -0700

We are on the search for Thomas! Nothing can stand in our way except for failing to press a series of specific randomized button presses in a short window of time.

Deadly Premonition Ep. 20: A Loud Thirteenth Time

Thu, 10 Dec 2020 05:00:00 -0700

The Harry's Mansion Episode in which we explore Harry's mansion and then talk to Harry in Harry's mansion after we've finished exploring Harry's mansion. Harry sure has some things to elucidate, hoo boy.

Here's the Discord link for the Audio Only Let's Play Discord Server https://discord.gg/999EmCPzdc

Sonic Adventure 2 - Rollin' Around at the Speed of Sound

Sat, 05 Dec 2020 05:00:00 -0700

It's weird to sit here and write this episode blurb knowing full well that nothing else I create will ever live up to these 163 seconds.

Deadly Premonition Ep. 19: Powerful Feng Shui Waterfall

Thu, 03 Dec 2020 05:00:00 -0700

Gone fishin'

Deadly Premonition Ep. 18: So Says Mr. Stewart

Thu, 26 Nov 2020 05:00:00 -0700

We go hang out with the old guy who simultaneously doesn't talk and speaks in riddles, and somehow he is the most helpful person in town.

Böbl - NES Buoyancy Simulator

Sat, 21 Nov 2020 06:00:00 -0700

Böbl is a Metroidvania adventure game and during this short journey we will learn why Brett doesn't usually do Metroidvania adventure games for LPs. (Because word are hard while fingers have to go quick)

You can find Böbl here:
https://morphcatgames.itch.io/bobl

This was an AOLP Crossover Event rivaling Avengers End Times or whatever that movie with the large purple man was called, so check out everyone's shows:
https://probablywork.com/the-power-play-throughs-podcast/
https://anchor.fm/lokathor
https://anchor.fm/kaileecain
Bill got screwed over by his work so he wasn't able to get the episode out but go check out his stuff anyway https://anchor.fm/bills-jrpg-adventures

Music used in this episode:
Hiroyuki Iwatsuki - Area 01 The Gardens (Spanky's Quest)
Hiroshige Tonomura - Moon Stage Theme (DuckTales)

Deadly Premonition Ep. 17: I'll Be Here, Always

Thu, 19 Nov 2020 05:00:00 -0700

In which we have a heart to heart with Emily and then some stuff happens and then we have a heart to heart with Emily.

Music used in this episode:
Dokaka - Dance Dance Dance

SHUT IN - Don't Worry, Try Again Tomorrow

Sat, 14 Nov 2020 16:00:00 -0700

Brett plays a game that is uncomfortably relatable while getting defeated by an oven over and over.

Special thanks to the publisher Hidden Track for providing us with a key!

Deadly Premonition Ep. 16: Bathe in Its Beauty

Thu, 12 Nov 2020 05:00:00 -0700

In this episode we continue exploring the Muses Gallery and then bond with the boss. Come listen to Steve get progressively sleepier and sleepier. Someone let me know if I made that Danny Devito joke in the outro before, I'm like 75% sure I have.

Music used in this episode:
Smash Mouth - All Star (kind of)
Gary Jules - Mad World (originally Tears for Fears)
Jvdecca - The Chord

Here's Jvdecca's bandcamp page:
https://jvdecca.bandcamp.com/album/fernweh

Also I forgot to plug the Twitter again. Hey, if you're reading this come follow us and make up for me not actually mentioning the freaking social media for the last like two months. @SkeletonPod

Deadly Premonition Ep. 15: It Is Spooky Town

Thu, 05 Nov 2020 06:00:00 -0700

We go for a drive with some pals, hang out at the bar, and look at some fine art. That's it, I swear.

Oh also we find a shotgun after whacking some lady in the back of the head with a golf club.

Sucker For Love - Spooky Scary Skeletober 2020 #5 FINAL

Sat, 31 Oct 2020 06:00:00 -0600

For our final SPOOKY SCARY SKELETOBER of 2020 Brett does the most terrifying thing imaginable, he talks to a woman.

Is that joke too easy? I'll try something else. Something more difficult, like talking to a woman.

See I got you there didn't I reader? Didn't see that one coming I bet. Repetition is one of the key pillars of comedy you know. The others are Hyperbole, Juxtaposition, Comic Timing, and Brett Talking to Women.

Y'know, sometimes you get gold, sometimes you get whatever this blurb is. That's showbiz baby.

Deadly Premonition Ep. 14: Nick! Talk to Us!

Thu, 29 Oct 2020 06:00:00 -0600

There have been multiple homicides and the freaking dude won't come out of his dang kitchen and speak to us. Some people.

Here's the link to the car music (thanks Whitney!)

http://www.shshatteredmemories.com/greenvale/cars/

There's kind of spoilers in there kind of, but you probably wouldn't have noticed them without me saying that there were kind of spoilers in there kind of because you gotta do some detective work. Still, if you want your brain to be 100% clean maybe check the link after the series is done. Also Steve keeps on reminding me to plug the Twitter in the outro and I keep forgetting, so hey, check us out on Twitter at @SkeletonPod. When number go up it pumps the dopamine directly into my neuroreceptors.

Home - Spooky Scary Skeletober 2020 #4

Sat, 24 Oct 2020 07:00:00 -0600

Thomas Wolfe should play this game because you absolutely can go home again. The real question is if you want to.

Wait, you're telling me the title isn't literal? Frick books.

Deadly Premonition Ep. 13: Chillin' at Becky's House

Thu, 22 Oct 2020 06:00:00 -0600

Hey the frickin' game crashed, so some of last episode is in some Schrodinger's box of potentially having had happened but also not until we witness it at the quantum level. Or check our inventory. Also IMMENSE AMOUNTS OF PLOT happen in this episode. If this were some sort of sporting event you would pay for the whole seat, but only need the edge. As it is instead a free podcast that you can listen to even while standing or moving around that metaphor falls extremely flat.

The Diving Bell - Spooky Scary Skeletober 2020 #3

Sat, 17 Oct 2020 06:00:00 -0600

Nothing good happens at the bottom of the ocean. You remember that crab .gif? Sad stuff.

Deadly Premonition Ep. 12: It's Fine, It's Fine

Thu, 15 Oct 2020 06:00:00 -0600

I know what you're thinking, 'you guys have been making too much story progress in the last couple weeks.' Well good news! We're all about sidequesting this week. Don't worry, it'll be worth it in the end. Probably.

Music used this episode:
Hard Girls - Thenar Space
AJJ - Brave as a Noun
Junichi Masuda - Lavender Town
Akira Yamaoka - Betrayal

Also 'Riyou Kinugasa, Takuya Kobayashi, Hiromi Mizutani - Life is Beautiful' is the opening and closing song, but it always done was.

Also also, The Pillows song I played in like episode 3 or 4 and forgot to credit in the blurb was RUNNERS HIGH.

the static speaks my name - Spooky Scary Skeletober 2020 #2

Sat, 10 Oct 2020 06:00:00 -0600

But does it pronounce it correctly? Brett walks through this short experience and is the first person to talk about the show Lost in the last decade.

Deadly Premonition Ep. 11: Eating the Sinner's Sandwich

Thu, 08 Oct 2020 06:00:00 -0600

The gang looks at some fine art and then goes out for a bite to eat in more universes than just one.

Squirrel Stapler - Spooky Scary Skeletober 2020 #1

Sat, 03 Oct 2020 06:00:00 -0600

Brett ain't no good at huntin' varmint, he always forgets to pull out the old bad bullet before shoving the new good bullet in.

Deadly Premonition Ep. 10: Chandeliers and Red Seedings

Thu, 01 Oct 2020 06:00:00 -0600

In an effort to lead a more normal life we go out to dinner with the coworkers, talk to the neighbours, and get served coffee by a dead girl.

Deadly Premonition Ep. 9: All About the Benjamins

Thu, 24 Sep 2020 06:00:00 -0600

We did the unthinkable, we made plot progress. Jess and Steve talk to the townsfolk of Greendale and Brett expounds on America's cultural footprint on its neighbouring countries. Yes, I spelt 'neighbour' with a U, come at me.

Deadly Premonition Ep. 8: High School Biology Lesson

Thu, 17 Sep 2020 06:00:00 -0600

Jess and Steve blow up a car and Brett teaches you that the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.

Deadly Premonition Ep. 7: It's a Gas Station

Thu, 10 Sep 2020 06:00:00 -0600

Jess and Steve search for bones, peep through windows and meet some of the wildlife. Some animals are friendlier than others.

Deadly Premonition Ep. 6: Misophonics Skip This One

Thu, 03 Sep 2020 06:00:00 -0600

Jess dies, and Jess dies, and Jess dies, and Jess dies, and Jess and Steve get into the popcorn. The episode title is not a joke. Also stay tuned to the end for a teaser from Brett about stuff that isn't concrete yet at all.

Deadly Premonition Ep. 5: Room With Forty Sinks

Thu, 27 Aug 2020 06:00:00 -0600

More toilets = more fun. Does Jess die again in this episode? Yes. But does she die more than once? Also yes.

Deadly Premonition Ep. 4: Shoot the Dishes Clean

Thu, 20 Aug 2020 07:00:00 -0600

Jess and Steve do some primo investigating, Steve learns that the driving controls really are that bad, Chiko yells a bunch, and there are at least two surprises involving toilets.

Deadly Premonition Ep. 3: Spooky Silent Hill Nurses

Thu, 13 Aug 2020 06:00:00 -0600

Jess sucks at driving, Steve lets his feelings on John Hughes be known, and Brett gets caught up in the case of the vanishing and un-vanishing rain slicker.

Deadly Premonition Ep. 2: Let's Talk About Tremors

Thu, 06 Aug 2020 06:00:00 -0600

Jess and Steve start exploring Greenvale proper while Brett lets you know about the hot fall films you should be on the lookout for.

Deadly Premonition Ep. 1: Isn't That Right Zach?

Thu, 30 Jul 2020 16:00:00 -0600

Join Brett in listening to Steve and Jess as they take their first steps into the Deadly Premonition universe in the first episode of the Skeleton House Podcast.

Hey New Listener! Download This First!

Wed, 01 Jul 2020 06:00:00 -0600

Welcome to Skeleton House! Take a seat by the coffin, your complimentary Bloody Mary should arrive shortly. Dang, this blurb kinda sucks. Like a vampire that sucks your blood!

Ehhh, that's good enough.