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    <title>If you go down on a manhole?</title>
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    <description><![CDATA[<p>Robert compares himself to a bull&apos;s peter... Ya&apos;ll got any of that penguin meat?<br/><br/><br/></p><p>Straight Garbage Podcast Shirts &amp; Hats! Shop at <a href='https://www.straightgarbagepodcast.com/'>Podcast | Comedy | Straight Garbage Podcast</a><br/>https://www.youtube.com/@straightgarbagepodcast<br/><a href='https://www.facebook.com/StraightGarbagePodcast'>Straight Garbage Podcast | Facebook</a></p>]]></description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Robert compares himself to a bull&apos;s peter... Ya&apos;ll got any of that penguin meat?<br/><br/><br/></p><p>Straight Garbage Podcast Shirts &amp; Hats! Shop at <a href='https://www.straightgarbagepodcast.com/'>Podcast | Comedy | Straight Garbage Podcast</a><br/>https://www.youtube.com/@straightgarbagepodcast<br/><a href='https://www.facebook.com/StraightGarbagePodcast'>Straight Garbage Podcast | Facebook</a></p>]]></content:encoded>
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    <itunes:title>Bumpy road boner?</itunes:title>
    <title>Bumpy road boner?</title>
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    <pubDate>Fri, 19 Dec 2025 09:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
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    <title>I&#39;m gonna 3D print something out of my asshole!</title>
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    <itunes:title>Welcome back to another banger!</itunes:title>
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    <description><![CDATA[<p>Jay, stop flushing your tampons! Crotchovid or cuzfuckerus virus? And this is why I don&apos;t party with Josh! Welcome to another episode of Straight Garbage Exterminators!</p><p>Straight Garbage Podcast Shirts &amp; Hats! Shop at <a href='https://www.straightgarbagepodcast.com/'>Podcast | Comedy | Straight Garbage Podcast</a><br/>https://www.youtube.com/@straightgarbagepodcast<br/><a href='https://www.facebook.com/StraightGarbagePodcast'>Straight Garbage Podcast | Facebook</a></p>]]></description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Jay, stop flushing your tampons! Crotchovid or cuzfuckerus virus? And this is why I don&apos;t party with Josh! Welcome to another episode of Straight Garbage Exterminators!</p><p>Straight Garbage Podcast Shirts &amp; Hats! Shop at <a href='https://www.straightgarbagepodcast.com/'>Podcast | Comedy | Straight Garbage Podcast</a><br/>https://www.youtube.com/@straightgarbagepodcast<br/><a href='https://www.facebook.com/StraightGarbagePodcast'>Straight Garbage Podcast | Facebook</a></p>]]></content:encoded>
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    <pubDate>Fri, 28 Nov 2025 08:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
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    <itunes:title>I already know this guy is retarded!</itunes:title>
    <title>I already know this guy is retarded!</title>
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    <description><![CDATA[<p>Fat fingers from beating dudes off? Fat necks are just built in neck pillows!</p><p>Straight Garbage Podcast Shirts &amp; Hats! Shop at <a href='https://www.straightgarbagepodcast.com/'>Podcast | Comedy | Straight Garbage Podcast</a><br/>https://www.youtube.com/@straightgarbagepodcast<br/><a href='https://www.facebook.com/StraightGarbagePodcast'>Straight Garbage Podcast | Facebook</a></p>]]></description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Fat fingers from beating dudes off? Fat necks are just built in neck pillows!</p><p>Straight Garbage Podcast Shirts &amp; Hats! Shop at <a href='https://www.straightgarbagepodcast.com/'>Podcast | Comedy | Straight Garbage Podcast</a><br/>https://www.youtube.com/@straightgarbagepodcast<br/><a href='https://www.facebook.com/StraightGarbagePodcast'>Straight Garbage Podcast | Facebook</a></p>]]></content:encoded>
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    <pubDate>Fri, 21 Nov 2025 15:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
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    <itunes:title>Slammin Busch and poundin tush!</itunes:title>
    <title>Slammin Busch and poundin tush!</title>
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    <description><![CDATA[<p>Madder daddy? What&apos;s madder daddy? You ever sit inside while a bug bomb is going off? As a true manager, Robert elevates the work rumor mill instead of stopping it!</p><p>Straight Garbage Podcast Shirts &amp; Hats! Shop at <a href='https://www.straightgarbagepodcast.com/'>Podcast | Comedy | Straight Garbage Podcast</a><br/>https://www.youtube.com/@straightgarbagepodcast<br/><a href='https://www.facebook.com/StraightGarbagePodcast'>Straight Garbage Podcast | Facebook</a></p>]]></description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Madder daddy? What&apos;s madder daddy? You ever sit inside while a bug bomb is going off? As a true manager, Robert elevates the work rumor mill instead of stopping it!</p><p>Straight Garbage Podcast Shirts &amp; Hats! Shop at <a href='https://www.straightgarbagepodcast.com/'>Podcast | Comedy | Straight Garbage Podcast</a><br/>https://www.youtube.com/@straightgarbagepodcast<br/><a href='https://www.facebook.com/StraightGarbagePodcast'>Straight Garbage Podcast | Facebook</a></p>]]></content:encoded>
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    <pubDate>Fri, 14 Nov 2025 12:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
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    <itunes:title>Who knew 10 blowjobs could turn into 10 guns?</itunes:title>
    <title>Who knew 10 blowjobs could turn into 10 guns?</title>
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    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The Amish made furniture scam! The excitement of a runaway fuel nozzle! You can&apos;t bribe me with a Harley Davidson, but a Subaru Crosstrek? Fuck it, I&apos;m in!</p><p>Straight Garbage Podcast Shirts &amp; Hats! Shop at <a href='https://www.straightgarbagepodcast.com/'>Podcast | Comedy | Straight Garbage Podcast</a><br/>https://www.youtube.com/@straightgarbagepodcast<br/><a href='https://www.facebook.com/StraightGarbagePodcast'>Straight Garbage Podcast | Facebook</a></p>]]></content:encoded>
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    <itunes:title>Thank you for cunts!</itunes:title>
    <title>Thank you for cunts!</title>
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    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If it wasn&apos;t for you, I wouldn&apos;t have 2 ex-wives! The unaired Fear Factor episode, who wants some donkey semen?</p><p>Straight Garbage Podcast Shirts &amp; Hats! Shop at <a href='https://www.straightgarbagepodcast.com/'>Podcast | Comedy | Straight Garbage Podcast</a><br/>https://www.youtube.com/@straightgarbagepodcast<br/><a href='https://www.facebook.com/StraightGarbagePodcast'>Straight Garbage Podcast | Facebook</a></p>]]></content:encoded>
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    <itunes:author>Josh</itunes:author>
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    <pubDate>Thu, 23 Oct 2025 08:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
    <itunes:duration>3713</itunes:duration>
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    <itunes:episode>28</itunes:episode>
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    <itunes:title>I might punch out a window... so I guess that&#39;s cool</itunes:title>
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    <itunes:title>Whooooooooo!!!</itunes:title>
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    <itunes:title>Butt Crack Floot Flies?</itunes:title>
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    <pubDate>Mon, 23 Jun 2025 08:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
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    <itunes:title>Seafood dumpster in the desert scented wiener cleaner!</itunes:title>
    <title>Seafood dumpster in the desert scented wiener cleaner!</title>
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    <pubDate>Mon, 09 Jun 2025 08:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
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    <title>Just lay that bitch on the counter and give it a smack with a hammer!</title>
    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Will Jay get fired after calling his boss and co-workers little bitches? Is she trying to kill him with kindness? Dr. does urine therapy? He's a quack! Straight Garbage Podcast Shirts &amp; Hats! Shop at Podcast | Comedy | Straight Garbage Podcast https://www.youtube.com/@straightgarbagepodcast Straight Garbage Podcast | Facebook ]]></itunes:summary>
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    <pubDate>Mon, 02 Jun 2025 08:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
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    <title>Cooking Dr. Pepper and selling it as heroin!</title>
    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Dollar store vs Harbor Freight vs Lithium, which is the best battery for Hagen's vibrator? Gambling math is hard! No more rub and tug shops... Thats a bagel and that's not cream cheese! Straight Garbage Podcast Shirts &amp; Hats! Shop at Podcast | Comedy | Straight Garbage Podcast https://www.youtube.com/@straightgarbagepodcast Straight Garbage Podcast | Facebook ]]></itunes:summary>
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    <pubDate>Mon, 26 May 2025 08:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
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    <title>You can&#39;t put that traffic cone there...</title>
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    <description><![CDATA[<p> 8 guys, 6 microphones...this should be interesting!</p><p>Straight Garbage Podcast Shirts &amp; Hats! Shop at <a href='https://www.straightgarbagepodcast.com/'>Podcast | Comedy | Straight Garbage Podcast</a><br/>https://www.youtube.com/@straightgarbagepodcast<br/><a href='https://www.facebook.com/StraightGarbagePodcast'>Straight Garbage Podcast | Facebook</a></p>]]></description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p> 8 guys, 6 microphones...this should be interesting!</p><p>Straight Garbage Podcast Shirts &amp; Hats! Shop at <a href='https://www.straightgarbagepodcast.com/'>Podcast | Comedy | Straight Garbage Podcast</a><br/>https://www.youtube.com/@straightgarbagepodcast<br/><a href='https://www.facebook.com/StraightGarbagePodcast'>Straight Garbage Podcast | Facebook</a></p>]]></content:encoded>
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    <pubDate>Mon, 19 May 2025 08:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
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    <itunes:title>Unsanctioned fighting at work!</itunes:title>
    <title>Unsanctioned fighting at work!</title>
    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Play stupid games, win stupid prizes! Robert becomes the package police, literally and figuratively! Finding out you have been rubbing a ferret's penis the last few months! How to identify a bull's penis? Straight Garbage Podcast Shirts &amp; Hats! Shop at Podcast | Comedy | Straight Garbage Podcast https://www.youtube.com/@straightgarbagepodcast Straight Garbage Podcast | Facebook ]]></itunes:summary>
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    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Play stupid games, win stupid prizes! Robert becomes the package police, literally and figuratively! Finding out you have been rubbing a ferret&apos;s penis the last few months! How to identify a bull&apos;s penis?</p><p>Straight Garbage Podcast Shirts &amp; Hats! Shop at <a href='https://www.straightgarbagepodcast.com/'>Podcast | Comedy | Straight Garbage Podcast</a><br/>https://www.youtube.com/@straightgarbagepodcast<br/><a href='https://www.facebook.com/StraightGarbagePodcast'>Straight Garbage Podcast | Facebook</a></p>]]></content:encoded>
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    <pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2025 08:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
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    <itunes:title>Boobies do earn a lot of trust!</itunes:title>
    <title>Boobies do earn a lot of trust!</title>
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    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Another adventure in Robert&apos;s drunkdamonium! If there are no fast-food restaurants, then the town is a shithole! And that&apos;s why I won&apos;t with Robert... Putting dick stickers on cars at neighbor&apos;s party!</p><p>Straight Garbage Podcast Shirts &amp; Hats! Shop at <a href='https://www.straightgarbagepodcast.com/'>Podcast | Comedy | Straight Garbage Podcast</a><br/>https://www.youtube.com/@straightgarbagepodcast<br/><a href='https://www.facebook.com/StraightGarbagePodcast'>Straight Garbage Podcast | Facebook</a></p>]]></content:encoded>
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    <itunes:title>The episode I shouldn&#39;t post...</itunes:title>
    <title>The episode I shouldn&#39;t post...</title>
    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[How drunk is Robert right now? Josh is a loser. Josh eats LSD Ice Breakers. Roberts burning desire to fart transplant Josh... Seems to be a recurring theme here. Straight Garbage Podcast Shirts &amp; Hats! Shop at Podcast | Comedy | Straight Garbage Podcast https://www.youtube.com/@straightgarbagepodcast Straight Garbage Podcast | Facebook ]]></itunes:summary>
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    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>How drunk is Robert right now? Josh is a loser. Josh eats LSD Ice Breakers. Roberts burning desire to fart transplant Josh... Seems to be a recurring theme here.</p><p>Straight Garbage Podcast Shirts &amp; Hats! Shop at <a href='https://www.straightgarbagepodcast.com/'>Podcast | Comedy | Straight Garbage Podcast</a><br/>https://www.youtube.com/@straightgarbagepodcast<br/><a href='https://www.facebook.com/StraightGarbagePodcast'>Straight Garbage Podcast | Facebook</a></p>]]></content:encoded>
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    <pubDate>Mon, 28 Apr 2025 08:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
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    <itunes:title>DEF fluid tastes like cow urine!</itunes:title>
    <title>DEF fluid tastes like cow urine!</title>
    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Robert reminiscing on why he talked about jerking off dogs! Is this the weed control special? I don't know if calling an electric bike dirty is a great selling point? My wife could feed my mom dog shit and it would be the best part of my week! Straight Garbage Podcast Shirts &amp; Hats! Shop at Podcast | Comedy | Straight Garbage Podcast https://www.youtube.com/@straightgarbagepodcast Straight Garbage Podcast | Facebook ]]></itunes:summary>
    <description><![CDATA[<p>Robert reminiscing on why he talked about jerking off dogs! Is this the weed control special? I don&apos;t know if calling an electric bike dirty is a great selling point? My wife could feed my mom dog shit and it would be the best part of my week!</p><p>Straight Garbage Podcast Shirts &amp; Hats! Shop at <a href='https://www.straightgarbagepodcast.com/'>Podcast | Comedy | Straight Garbage Podcast</a><br/>https://www.youtube.com/@straightgarbagepodcast<br/><a href='https://www.facebook.com/StraightGarbagePodcast'>Straight Garbage Podcast | Facebook</a></p>]]></description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Robert reminiscing on why he talked about jerking off dogs! Is this the weed control special? I don&apos;t know if calling an electric bike dirty is a great selling point? My wife could feed my mom dog shit and it would be the best part of my week!</p><p>Straight Garbage Podcast Shirts &amp; Hats! Shop at <a href='https://www.straightgarbagepodcast.com/'>Podcast | Comedy | Straight Garbage Podcast</a><br/>https://www.youtube.com/@straightgarbagepodcast<br/><a href='https://www.facebook.com/StraightGarbagePodcast'>Straight Garbage Podcast | Facebook</a></p>]]></content:encoded>
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    <pubDate>Mon, 21 Apr 2025 08:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
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    <itunes:episode>9</itunes:episode>
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    <itunes:title>I was more of the butt chug era!</itunes:title>
    <title>I was more of the butt chug era!</title>
    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[This is why I won't camp with you... I keep a lucky charm in my belly button! We should Nyquil the dogs! I don't know names, show me her butthole!  Straight Garbage Podcast Shirts &amp; Hats! Shop at Podcast | Comedy | Straight Garbage Podcast https://www.youtube.com/@straightgarbagepodcast Straight Garbage Podcast | Facebook ]]></itunes:summary>
    <description><![CDATA[<p>This is why I won&apos;t camp with you... I keep a lucky charm in my belly button! We should Nyquil the dogs! I don&apos;t know names, show me her butthole! </p><p>Straight Garbage Podcast Shirts &amp; Hats! Shop at <a href='https://www.straightgarbagepodcast.com/'>Podcast | Comedy | Straight Garbage Podcast</a><br/>https://www.youtube.com/@straightgarbagepodcast<br/><a href='https://www.facebook.com/StraightGarbagePodcast'>Straight Garbage Podcast | Facebook</a></p>]]></description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is why I won&apos;t camp with you... I keep a lucky charm in my belly button! We should Nyquil the dogs! I don&apos;t know names, show me her butthole! </p><p>Straight Garbage Podcast Shirts &amp; Hats! Shop at <a href='https://www.straightgarbagepodcast.com/'>Podcast | Comedy | Straight Garbage Podcast</a><br/>https://www.youtube.com/@straightgarbagepodcast<br/><a href='https://www.facebook.com/StraightGarbagePodcast'>Straight Garbage Podcast | Facebook</a></p>]]></content:encoded>
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    <itunes:author>Josh</itunes:author>
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    <pubDate>Mon, 14 Apr 2025 08:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
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    <itunes:episode>8</itunes:episode>
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    <itunes:title>He thinks dogs can smell under water?</itunes:title>
    <title>He thinks dogs can smell under water?</title>
    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Thats a stank ass hand bitch! So, if you could fill your freezer with dog meat, you would? Come fart on my kid's turtle? That is a wild way to get some on a craigslist ad!  Straight Garbage Podcast Shirts &amp; Hats! Shop at Podcast | Comedy | Straight Garbage Podcast https://www.youtube.com/@straightgarbagepodcast Straight Garbage Podcast | Facebook ]]></itunes:summary>
    <description><![CDATA[<p>Thats a stank ass hand bitch! So, if you could fill your freezer with dog meat, you would? Come fart on my kid&apos;s turtle? That is a wild way to get some on a craigslist ad! </p><p>Straight Garbage Podcast Shirts &amp; Hats! Shop at <a href='https://www.straightgarbagepodcast.com/'>Podcast | Comedy | Straight Garbage Podcast</a><br/>https://www.youtube.com/@straightgarbagepodcast<br/><a href='https://www.facebook.com/StraightGarbagePodcast'>Straight Garbage Podcast | Facebook</a></p>]]></description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Thats a stank ass hand bitch! So, if you could fill your freezer with dog meat, you would? Come fart on my kid&apos;s turtle? That is a wild way to get some on a craigslist ad! </p><p>Straight Garbage Podcast Shirts &amp; Hats! Shop at <a href='https://www.straightgarbagepodcast.com/'>Podcast | Comedy | Straight Garbage Podcast</a><br/>https://www.youtube.com/@straightgarbagepodcast<br/><a href='https://www.facebook.com/StraightGarbagePodcast'>Straight Garbage Podcast | Facebook</a></p>]]></content:encoded>
    <enclosure url="https://www.buzzsprout.com/1237103/episodes/16754237-he-thinks-dogs-can-smell-under-water.mp3" length="46359479" type="audio/mpeg" />
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    <pubDate>Mon, 07 Apr 2025 08:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
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    <itunes:episode>7</itunes:episode>
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    <itunes:title>Shot of baby gravy for 50k?</itunes:title>
    <title>Shot of baby gravy for 50k?</title>
    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[When you don't believe in the product you sell, but sell it anyways! Santa is not getting the credit for the gifts I buy! Robert relives the time he destroyed a campground restroom...  Straight Garbage Podcast Shirts &amp; Hats! Shop at Podcast | Comedy | Straight Garbage Podcast https://www.youtube.com/@straightgarbagepodcast Straight Garbage Podcast | Facebook ]]></itunes:summary>
    <description><![CDATA[<p>When you don&apos;t believe in the product you sell, but sell it anyways! Santa is not getting the credit for the gifts I buy! Robert relives the time he destroyed a campground restroom... </p><p>Straight Garbage Podcast Shirts &amp; Hats! Shop at <a href='https://www.straightgarbagepodcast.com/'>Podcast | Comedy | Straight Garbage Podcast</a><br/>https://www.youtube.com/@straightgarbagepodcast<br/><a href='https://www.facebook.com/StraightGarbagePodcast'>Straight Garbage Podcast | Facebook</a></p>]]></description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>When you don&apos;t believe in the product you sell, but sell it anyways! Santa is not getting the credit for the gifts I buy! Robert relives the time he destroyed a campground restroom... </p><p>Straight Garbage Podcast Shirts &amp; Hats! Shop at <a href='https://www.straightgarbagepodcast.com/'>Podcast | Comedy | Straight Garbage Podcast</a><br/>https://www.youtube.com/@straightgarbagepodcast<br/><a href='https://www.facebook.com/StraightGarbagePodcast'>Straight Garbage Podcast | Facebook</a></p>]]></content:encoded>
    <enclosure url="https://www.buzzsprout.com/1237103/episodes/16752179-shot-of-baby-gravy-for-50k.mp3" length="49944921" type="audio/mpeg" />
    <itunes:author>Josh</itunes:author>
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    <pubDate>Mon, 31 Mar 2025 08:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
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    <itunes:episode>6</itunes:episode>
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    <itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit>
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    <itunes:title>Do I look like a fishonologist?</itunes:title>
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    <itunes:title>An offer for Bert Kreischer?</itunes:title>
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    <pubDate>Wed, 22 Feb 2023 17:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
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    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Side of the highway hitch shitter! My arms were running, but my legs were walking! Corrupt politicians! Doing your garbage route while on acid?  The route is half done and the truck hasn&apos;t even left the yard... Want rock hard abs overnight? Might I suggest ACID!</p><p>Straight Garbage Podcast Shirts &amp; Hats! Shop at <a href='https://www.straightgarbagepodcast.com/'>Podcast | Comedy | Straight Garbage Podcast</a><br/>https://www.youtube.com/@straightgarbagepodcast<br/><a href='https://www.facebook.com/StraightGarbagePodcast'>Straight Garbage Podcast | Facebook</a></p>]]></content:encoded>
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    <pubDate>Wed, 15 Feb 2023 17:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
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    <itunes:season>3</itunes:season>
    <itunes:episode>30</itunes:episode>
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    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Well John finally shows up! 5 single bullets versus a bear? Sure hope you can shoot! Getting rid of one of your dogs can cut your dog food bill in half! Follow us for more tips! Joe Rogan is afraid of bears? Who isn't? Straight Garbage Podcast Shirts &amp; Hats! Shop at Podcast | Comedy | Straight Garbage Podcast https://www.youtube.com/@straightgarbagepodcast Straight Garbage Podcast | Facebook ]]></itunes:summary>
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    <itunes:episode>27</itunes:episode>
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    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So tired of stupid drivers forgetting how to drive! You have to back up at every stop dipshit...don&apos;t you know how frontload works? Kanye West loves Hitler??? Stopping at flashing yellow lights? </p><p>Straight Garbage Podcast Shirts &amp; Hats! Shop at <a href='https://www.straightgarbagepodcast.com/'>Podcast | Comedy | Straight Garbage Podcast</a><br/>https://www.youtube.com/@straightgarbagepodcast<br/><a href='https://www.facebook.com/StraightGarbagePodcast'>Straight Garbage Podcast | Facebook</a></p>]]></content:encoded>
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    <description><![CDATA[<p>Robert burns his leg to the third degree! Avoiding paying hospital bills by not paying them! Convincing your family that your burnt leg is getting amputated. Burn cream and pain meds for a third-degree burn? Nope! Pulling Pepsi points out of the recycling, one of the many perks of being a garbage man, now time to buy that jet! </p><p>Straight Garbage Podcast Shirts &amp; Hats! Shop at <a href='https://www.straightgarbagepodcast.com/'>Podcast | Comedy | Straight Garbage Podcast</a><br/>https://www.youtube.com/@straightgarbagepodcast<br/><a href='https://www.facebook.com/StraightGarbagePodcast'>Straight Garbage Podcast | Facebook</a></p>]]></description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Robert burns his leg to the third degree! Avoiding paying hospital bills by not paying them! Convincing your family that your burnt leg is getting amputated. Burn cream and pain meds for a third-degree burn? Nope! Pulling Pepsi points out of the recycling, one of the many perks of being a garbage man, now time to buy that jet! </p><p>Straight Garbage Podcast Shirts &amp; Hats! Shop at <a href='https://www.straightgarbagepodcast.com/'>Podcast | Comedy | Straight Garbage Podcast</a><br/>https://www.youtube.com/@straightgarbagepodcast<br/><a href='https://www.facebook.com/StraightGarbagePodcast'>Straight Garbage Podcast | Facebook</a></p>]]></content:encoded>
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    <pubDate>Wed, 07 Dec 2022 17:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
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    <content:encoded><![CDATA[Enter our 300 Blackout giveaway, go to straightgarbagepodcast.com to enter! If I had a beer company, I would have a scenic view of a river and a guy taking a shit on the side for my label. Robert comes up with some creative new ways for our listeners to enter the giveaway! Robert will eat any meat, any. Robert confesses he knew that Steve listens to the podcasts... <p>Become a member at <a target='_blank' rel='payment' href='https://plus.acast.com/s/straight-garbage-podcast'>https://plus.acast.com/s/straight-garbage-podcast</a>.</p><br/><hr></hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p><p>Straight Garbage Podcast Shirts &amp; Hats! Shop at <a href='https://www.straightgarbagepodcast.com/'>Podcast | Comedy | Straight Garbage Podcast</a><br/>https://www.youtube.com/@straightgarbagepodcast<br/><a href='https://www.facebook.com/StraightGarbagePodcast'>Straight Garbage Podcast | Facebook</a></p>]]></content:encoded>
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    <itunes:title>Mitch is some weird fucking time goblin...</itunes:title>
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    <content:encoded><![CDATA[Mitch&apos;s 110-pound hooker for meat? Robert going for the BBW hooker for more meat! Mitch&apos;s online dating fun, getting blocked in all the wrong places! Whoopi Goldberg or transgender? Cruise control was invented by a blind person. Does anyone else wanna punch Mitch in the face? Facetime your girl while jerking off, it will work every time! <p>Become a member at <a target='_blank' rel='payment' href='https://plus.acast.com/s/straight-garbage-podcast'>https://plus.acast.com/s/straight-garbage-podcast</a>.</p><br/><hr></hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p><p>Straight Garbage Podcast Shirts &amp; Hats! Shop at <a href='https://www.straightgarbagepodcast.com/'>Podcast | Comedy | Straight Garbage Podcast</a><br/>https://www.youtube.com/@straightgarbagepodcast<br/><a href='https://www.facebook.com/StraightGarbagePodcast'>Straight Garbage Podcast | Facebook</a></p>]]></content:encoded>
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    <content:encoded><![CDATA[Bullying co-workers is my favorite way to kill time at work! What would you do if you took home a chick from the bar and found out she was a man? Joe Biden is the ultimate zombie hack, can&apos;t kill him by shooting him in the brain because there isn&apos;t one. Robert for President! The continuing Cory sister waiting on the results from ancestry.com thing. <p>Become a member at <a target='_blank' rel='payment' href='https://plus.acast.com/s/straight-garbage-podcast'>https://plus.acast.com/s/straight-garbage-podcast</a>.</p><br/><hr></hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p><p>Straight Garbage Podcast Shirts &amp; Hats! Shop at <a href='https://www.straightgarbagepodcast.com/'>Podcast | Comedy | Straight Garbage Podcast</a><br/>https://www.youtube.com/@straightgarbagepodcast<br/><a href='https://www.facebook.com/StraightGarbagePodcast'>Straight Garbage Podcast | Facebook</a></p>]]></content:encoded>
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    <itunes:title>I would put that on My Space!</itunes:title>
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    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[The mostly totally made up, not sure if it's true, but based on facts, totally possible Cory inbred scenario. Would you rather have a 10 inch penis or be rich? Should prostitution be legal? Falling from amusement park rides...yikes! Would you let Lebron James perform oral sex on you for 20 bucks?  Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/straight-garbage-podcast.   Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Straight Garbage Podcast ...]]></itunes:summary>
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    <content:encoded><![CDATA[The mostly totally made up, not sure if it&apos;s true, but based on facts, totally possible Cory inbred scenario. Would you rather have a 10 inch penis or be rich? Should prostitution be legal? Falling from amusement park rides...yikes! Would you let Lebron James perform oral sex on you for 20 bucks?  <p>Become a member at <a target='_blank' rel='payment' href='https://plus.acast.com/s/straight-garbage-podcast'>https://plus.acast.com/s/straight-garbage-podcast</a>.</p><br/><hr></hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p><p>Straight Garbage Podcast Shirts &amp; Hats! Shop at <a href='https://www.straightgarbagepodcast.com/'>Podcast | Comedy | Straight Garbage Podcast</a><br/>https://www.youtube.com/@straightgarbagepodcast<br/><a href='https://www.facebook.com/StraightGarbagePodcast'>Straight Garbage Podcast | Facebook</a></p>]]></content:encoded>
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    <itunes:title>Shrooms and Dolby Digital 12.19 surround?</itunes:title>
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    <content:encoded><![CDATA[Robert was supposed to watch someone&apos;s dog but gave them the address to the pound instead of his own. Josh&apos;s next purchase? The Ford Powerjoke, umm errr I mean Powerstroke. Robert locates the hamsters boner tail, immediately become aroused. The cousin fucker burn t-shirt giveaway contest! The Robert matrix tree tangled saw fireball escapade! <p>Become a member at <a target='_blank' rel='payment' href='https://plus.acast.com/s/straight-garbage-podcast'>https://plus.acast.com/s/straight-garbage-podcast</a>.</p><br/><hr></hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p><p>Straight Garbage Podcast Shirts &amp; Hats! Shop at <a href='https://www.straightgarbagepodcast.com/'>Podcast | Comedy | Straight Garbage Podcast</a><br/>https://www.youtube.com/@straightgarbagepodcast<br/><a href='https://www.facebook.com/StraightGarbagePodcast'>Straight Garbage Podcast | Facebook</a></p>]]></content:encoded>
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    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Josh and Cory drive through Steve's yard again, twice in fact, will Steve ever listen to these episodes and find out? Jay's dad still thinks pot is bad, the devil's lettuce as it were, which leads Jay to plan to give his dad a gummy bear, the Devil's gummy bear! Going to sue Klondike Bar for solicitation! "What would you do for a Klondike Bar?" Shame on you! Use promo code JOSHDROVETHRUSTEVESYARD for 20% off your order at kumitemma.com. Robert's landlord loves to watch him smoke his meat? Bec...]]></itunes:summary>
    <description><![CDATA[Josh and Cory drive through Steve&apos;s yard again, twice in fact, will Steve ever listen to these episodes and find out? Jay&apos;s dad still thinks pot is bad, the devil&apos;s lettuce as it were, which leads Jay to plan to give his dad a gummy bear, the Devil&apos;s gummy bear! Going to sue Klondike Bar for solicitation! &quot;What would you do for a Klondike Bar?&quot; Shame on you! Use promo code JOSHDROVETHRUSTEVESYARD for 20% off your order at kumitemma.com. Robert&apos;s landlord loves to watch him smoke his meat? <p>Become a member at <a target='_blank' rel='payment' href='https://plus.acast.com/s/straight-garbage-podcast'>https://plus.acast.com/s/straight-garbage-podcast</a>.</p><br/><hr></hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p><p>Straight Garbage Podcast Shirts &amp; Hats! Shop at <a href='https://www.straightgarbagepodcast.com/'>Podcast | Comedy | Straight Garbage Podcast</a><br/>https://www.youtube.com/@straightgarbagepodcast<br/><a href='https://www.facebook.com/StraightGarbagePodcast'>Straight Garbage Podcast | Facebook</a></p>]]></description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[Josh and Cory drive through Steve&apos;s yard again, twice in fact, will Steve ever listen to these episodes and find out? Jay&apos;s dad still thinks pot is bad, the devil&apos;s lettuce as it were, which leads Jay to plan to give his dad a gummy bear, the Devil&apos;s gummy bear! Going to sue Klondike Bar for solicitation! &quot;What would you do for a Klondike Bar?&quot; Shame on you! Use promo code JOSHDROVETHRUSTEVESYARD for 20% off your order at kumitemma.com. Robert&apos;s landlord loves to watch him smoke his meat? <p>Become a member at <a target='_blank' rel='payment' href='https://plus.acast.com/s/straight-garbage-podcast'>https://plus.acast.com/s/straight-garbage-podcast</a>.</p><br/><hr></hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p><p>Straight Garbage Podcast Shirts &amp; Hats! Shop at <a href='https://www.straightgarbagepodcast.com/'>Podcast | Comedy | Straight Garbage Podcast</a><br/>https://www.youtube.com/@straightgarbagepodcast<br/><a href='https://www.facebook.com/StraightGarbagePodcast'>Straight Garbage Podcast | Facebook</a></p>]]></content:encoded>
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    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Robert finds a local hooker online, tries pimping her out to his neighbor and Cartman. Josh welds Mitch's lunch box to a dumpster, also cuts out a dick from a dumpster bottom as a decoration for Mitch's truck, Josh 2 Mitch 0. Jay, did you give me a rim job or a wheel job? Lady boner pills called Niagra? Girl pajamas with the rear button flap? Hell yeah gonna do some pilgrim shit! Jay goes to his buddy's house to help him unclog a pipe, and on a completely unrelated note, finds a play girl mag...]]></itunes:summary>
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    <content:encoded><![CDATA[Robert finds a local hooker online, tries pimping her out to his neighbor and Cartman. Josh welds Mitch&apos;s lunch box to a dumpster, also cuts out a dick from a dumpster bottom as a decoration for Mitch&apos;s truck, Josh 2 Mitch 0. Jay, did you give me a rim job or a wheel job? Lady boner pills called Niagra? Girl pajamas with the rear button flap? Hell yeah gonna do some pilgrim shit! Jay goes to his buddy&apos;s house to help him unclog a pipe, and on a completely unrelated note, finds a play girl magazine with Brad Pitt in it... <p>Become a member at <a target='_blank' rel='payment' href='https://plus.acast.com/s/straight-garbage-podcast'>https://plus.acast.com/s/straight-garbage-podcast</a>.</p><br/><hr></hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p><p>Straight Garbage Podcast Shirts &amp; Hats! Shop at <a href='https://www.straightgarbagepodcast.com/'>Podcast | Comedy | Straight Garbage Podcast</a><br/>https://www.youtube.com/@straightgarbagepodcast<br/><a href='https://www.facebook.com/StraightGarbagePodcast'>Straight Garbage Podcast | Facebook</a></p>]]></content:encoded>
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    <itunes:title>You know what sucks about having a small dick...</itunes:title>
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    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[In a bold move, Jay's wife keeps coming up with a new sickness, so Jay has to sleep upstairs. #bedtoherself. No matter how much I shake it, I still get the dribbles. Robert, for god sakes leave the cat alone! Jay falls out of the shower, what a time to not have your life alert pendant... Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/straight-garbage-podcast.   Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Straight Garbage Podcast Shirts &am...]]></itunes:summary>
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    <content:encoded><![CDATA[In a bold move, Jay&apos;s wife keeps coming up with a new sickness, so Jay has to sleep upstairs. #bedtoherself. No matter how much I shake it, I still get the dribbles. Robert, for god sakes leave the cat alone! Jay falls out of the shower, what a time to not have your life alert pendant... <p>Become a member at <a target='_blank' rel='payment' href='https://plus.acast.com/s/straight-garbage-podcast'>https://plus.acast.com/s/straight-garbage-podcast</a>.</p><br/><hr></hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p><p>Straight Garbage Podcast Shirts &amp; Hats! Shop at <a href='https://www.straightgarbagepodcast.com/'>Podcast | Comedy | Straight Garbage Podcast</a><br/>https://www.youtube.com/@straightgarbagepodcast<br/><a href='https://www.facebook.com/StraightGarbagePodcast'>Straight Garbage Podcast | Facebook</a></p>]]></content:encoded>
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    <itunes:title>Drinking at 9:30 AM... Sorry Boss! Part 2</itunes:title>
    <title>Drinking at 9:30 AM... Sorry Boss! Part 2</title>
    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Robert spends a lot of time on his VR headset in the fur room?  I bet your family tree looks like a telephone pole! So...fuck Wal-Mart and their bullshit gas cans! Stealing beer from Salmon net fisherman. Jesus take the wheel, the theme song to that time my car left the road. Robert gets handsy with Jay, lower your cousins only rule! Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/straight-garbage-podcast.   Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for m...]]></itunes:summary>
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    <content:encoded><![CDATA[Robert spends a lot of time on his VR headset in the fur room?  I bet your family tree looks like a telephone pole! So...fuck Wal-Mart and their bullshit gas cans! Stealing beer from Salmon net fisherman. Jesus take the wheel, the theme song to that time my car left the road. Robert gets handsy with Jay, lower your cousins only rule! <p>Become a member at <a target='_blank' rel='payment' href='https://plus.acast.com/s/straight-garbage-podcast'>https://plus.acast.com/s/straight-garbage-podcast</a>.</p><br/><hr></hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p><p>Straight Garbage Podcast Shirts &amp; Hats! Shop at <a href='https://www.straightgarbagepodcast.com/'>Podcast | Comedy | Straight Garbage Podcast</a><br/>https://www.youtube.com/@straightgarbagepodcast<br/><a href='https://www.facebook.com/StraightGarbagePodcast'>Straight Garbage Podcast | Facebook</a></p>]]></content:encoded>
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    <title>Drinking at 9:30 AM... Sorry Boss! Part 1</title>
    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[This dumbass puts chains on, loses it 5 feet down the road. Going to start a Straight Garbage Podcast on Pornhub, will you watch us Pornhub?? Snow day! iPhones suck, they are like those giant tablets for toddlers... Why would you eat a spoonful of butter? Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/straight-garbage-podcast.   Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Straight Garbage Podcast Shirts &amp; Hats! Shop at Podcast | Comedy...]]></itunes:summary>
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    <content:encoded><![CDATA[This dumbass puts chains on, loses it 5 feet down the road. Going to start a Straight Garbage Podcast on Pornhub, will you watch us Pornhub?? Snow day! iPhones suck, they are like those giant tablets for toddlers... Why would you eat a spoonful of butter? <p>Become a member at <a target='_blank' rel='payment' href='https://plus.acast.com/s/straight-garbage-podcast'>https://plus.acast.com/s/straight-garbage-podcast</a>.</p><br/><hr></hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p><p>Straight Garbage Podcast Shirts &amp; Hats! Shop at <a href='https://www.straightgarbagepodcast.com/'>Podcast | Comedy | Straight Garbage Podcast</a><br/>https://www.youtube.com/@straightgarbagepodcast<br/><a href='https://www.facebook.com/StraightGarbagePodcast'>Straight Garbage Podcast | Facebook</a></p>]]></content:encoded>
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    <itunes:title>Tired of being winded walking from the couch to the fridge! Part 2</itunes:title>
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    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[A million dollars or a blowjob? The great Mitch dilemma. Robert comes to the realization that it's not just a woman's job to make a sandwich, as he takes a job making sandwiches...Poop in a smoker, 25.95 plus shipping and handling. Mitch's long-winded exit from the show. First woman on the show confirms Josh's size problem...Straight Garbage therapy? Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/straight-garbage-podcast.   Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/p...]]></itunes:summary>
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    <content:encoded><![CDATA[Surprise M-M-Mitch&apos;s intro to the show! You know what Cody has to say about hotdogs?...Umm they fall right out? Jagermeister belongs in the trash! Breathalyzers work off infrared? He draws the line at daughters, you&apos;ll find him at cousinsonly.com! <p>Become a member at <a target='_blank' rel='payment' href='https://plus.acast.com/s/straight-garbage-podcast'>https://plus.acast.com/s/straight-garbage-podcast</a>.</p><br/><hr></hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p><p>Straight Garbage Podcast Shirts &amp; Hats! Shop at <a href='https://www.straightgarbagepodcast.com/'>Podcast | Comedy | Straight Garbage Podcast</a><br/>https://www.youtube.com/@straightgarbagepodcast<br/><a href='https://www.facebook.com/StraightGarbagePodcast'>Straight Garbage Podcast | Facebook</a></p>]]></content:encoded>
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    <description><![CDATA[Clips from episodes, &quot;Bear pussy and the turd chucker&quot; &quot;ever take a dump in a restaurant hood?&quot; &quot;<a href='https://www.buzzsprout.com/1237103/episodes/5897782'>You bug me at work I&apos;m gonna send you a pic of my cat&apos;s nuts, fight me.</a>&quot; &quot;<a href='https://www.buzzsprout.com/1237103/episodes/6335821'><br/>Can&apos;t leave skid marks in your underwear if you don&apos;t wear them...</a>&quot;<br/><br/> <p>Become a member at <a target='_blank' rel='payment' href='https://plus.acast.com/s/straight-garbage-podcast'>https://plus.acast.com/s/straight-garbage-podcast</a>.</p><br/><hr></hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p><p>Straight Garbage Podcast Shirts &amp; Hats! Shop at <a href='https://www.straightgarbagepodcast.com/'>Podcast | Comedy | Straight Garbage Podcast</a><br/>https://www.youtube.com/@straightgarbagepodcast<br/><a href='https://www.facebook.com/StraightGarbagePodcast'>Straight Garbage Podcast | Facebook</a></p>]]></description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[Clips from episodes, &quot;Bear pussy and the turd chucker&quot; &quot;ever take a dump in a restaurant hood?&quot; &quot;<a href='https://www.buzzsprout.com/1237103/episodes/5897782'>You bug me at work I&apos;m gonna send you a pic of my cat&apos;s nuts, fight me.</a>&quot; &quot;<a href='https://www.buzzsprout.com/1237103/episodes/6335821'><br/>Can&apos;t leave skid marks in your underwear if you don&apos;t wear them...</a>&quot;<br/><br/> <p>Become a member at <a target='_blank' rel='payment' href='https://plus.acast.com/s/straight-garbage-podcast'>https://plus.acast.com/s/straight-garbage-podcast</a>.</p><br/><hr></hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p><p>Straight Garbage Podcast Shirts &amp; Hats! Shop at <a href='https://www.straightgarbagepodcast.com/'>Podcast | Comedy | Straight Garbage Podcast</a><br/>https://www.youtube.com/@straightgarbagepodcast<br/><a href='https://www.facebook.com/StraightGarbagePodcast'>Straight Garbage Podcast | Facebook</a></p>]]></content:encoded>
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    <content:encoded><![CDATA[Making the wife hand x-mas lights and hoping she falls. Robert&apos;s alien shot glass dick thing, coming to his mouth soon! Messages from Mitch&apos;s super fan! In an attempt to search the house for an intruder, Jay stumbles upon his x-mas gift. Birds are drones, Bill gates is a robot? <p>Become a member at <a target='_blank' rel='payment' href='https://plus.acast.com/s/straight-garbage-podcast'>https://plus.acast.com/s/straight-garbage-podcast</a>.</p><br/><hr></hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p><p>Straight Garbage Podcast Shirts &amp; Hats! Shop at <a href='https://www.straightgarbagepodcast.com/'>Podcast | Comedy | Straight Garbage Podcast</a><br/>https://www.youtube.com/@straightgarbagepodcast<br/><a href='https://www.facebook.com/StraightGarbagePodcast'>Straight Garbage Podcast | Facebook</a></p>]]></content:encoded>
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    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Walking through Home Depot and answering your phone with a "What's up hooker?" while walking past a female... Fun with lawnmowers? In our next episode of Rat Rescue, Jay saves 2 rats from certain death from the back of a garbage truck. Cat shits on floor, she beats cat for shitting on the floor, Robert gets rock hard boner...the fuq?? Robert wears boxers with the button on the back? Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/straight-garbage-podcast.   Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on ...]]></itunes:summary>
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    <content:encoded><![CDATA[Walking through Home Depot and answering your phone with a &quot;What&apos;s up hooker?&quot; while walking past a female... Fun with lawnmowers? In our next episode of Rat Rescue, Jay saves 2 rats from certain death from the back of a garbage truck. Cat shits on floor, she beats cat for shitting on the floor, Robert gets rock hard boner...the fuq?? Robert wears boxers with the button on the back? <p>Become a member at <a target='_blank' rel='payment' href='https://plus.acast.com/s/straight-garbage-podcast'>https://plus.acast.com/s/straight-garbage-podcast</a>.</p><br/><hr></hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p><p>Straight Garbage Podcast Shirts &amp; Hats! Shop at <a href='https://www.straightgarbagepodcast.com/'>Podcast | Comedy | Straight Garbage Podcast</a><br/>https://www.youtube.com/@straightgarbagepodcast<br/><a href='https://www.facebook.com/StraightGarbagePodcast'>Straight Garbage Podcast | Facebook</a></p>]]></content:encoded>
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    <content:encoded><![CDATA[Things to use in an emergency to wipe your ass, moss, leaves, an ear of corn?? What happens after a vasectomy? Does it just puff out dust and air? Why do small people have big penises? It should be proportional to your body size! What&apos;s the common denominator in all Jay&apos;s marriages? You ever shoot a baboon? Join the Wal-Mart! I shoot closer groups than that with my sperm!  <p>Become a member at <a target='_blank' rel='payment' href='https://plus.acast.com/s/straight-garbage-podcast'>https://plus.acast.com/s/straight-garbage-podcast</a>.</p><br/><hr></hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p><p>Straight Garbage Podcast Shirts &amp; Hats! Shop at <a href='https://www.straightgarbagepodcast.com/'>Podcast | Comedy | Straight Garbage Podcast</a><br/>https://www.youtube.com/@straightgarbagepodcast<br/><a href='https://www.facebook.com/StraightGarbagePodcast'>Straight Garbage Podcast | Facebook</a></p>]]></content:encoded>
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    <itunes:title>Claiming your father-in-law had a stroke to call in sick to work!</itunes:title>
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    <itunes:title>Who calls a lunch box a lunch pail??</itunes:title>
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    <itunes:title>Two plus three equals chair? Part 2</itunes:title>
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    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Getting kicked out of a concert by 9 security officers...legendary. Could you bomb an IQ test for a disability check? Cousin joke from a call in listener. Fell out of a tree and broke a bunch of twigs with my nuts, I'm a logger! Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/straight-garbage-podcast.   Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Straight Garbage Podcast Shirts &amp; Hats! Shop at Podcast | Comedy | Straight Garbage Podcast...]]></itunes:summary>
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    <content:encoded><![CDATA[Getting kicked out of a concert by 9 security officers...legendary. Could you bomb an IQ test for a disability check? Cousin joke from a call in listener. Fell out of a tree and broke a bunch of twigs with my nuts, I&apos;m a logger! <p>Become a member at <a target='_blank' rel='payment' href='https://plus.acast.com/s/straight-garbage-podcast'>https://plus.acast.com/s/straight-garbage-podcast</a>.</p><br/><hr></hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p><p>Straight Garbage Podcast Shirts &amp; Hats! Shop at <a href='https://www.straightgarbagepodcast.com/'>Podcast | Comedy | Straight Garbage Podcast</a><br/>https://www.youtube.com/@straightgarbagepodcast<br/><a href='https://www.facebook.com/StraightGarbagePodcast'>Straight Garbage Podcast | Facebook</a></p>]]></content:encoded>
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    <itunes:title>Two plus three equals chair? Part 1</itunes:title>
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    <content:encoded><![CDATA[Mitch believes abortion should be legal up to the age of 5. Did you know that racoons and cats taste the same? Fourth out of 4 in a welding competition, nice Cory! I&apos;ll take the strawberry jelly! Being called names in Spanish? Not like I can understand it anyways... <p>Become a member at <a target='_blank' rel='payment' href='https://plus.acast.com/s/straight-garbage-podcast'>https://plus.acast.com/s/straight-garbage-podcast</a>.</p><br/><hr></hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p><p>Straight Garbage Podcast Shirts &amp; Hats! Shop at <a href='https://www.straightgarbagepodcast.com/'>Podcast | Comedy | Straight Garbage Podcast</a><br/>https://www.youtube.com/@straightgarbagepodcast<br/><a href='https://www.facebook.com/StraightGarbagePodcast'>Straight Garbage Podcast | Facebook</a></p>]]></content:encoded>
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    <itunes:title>Giving kids red bull blasts? TRIGGERED!!!</itunes:title>
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    <itunes:summary><![CDATA[Porta john destruction, on a completely unrelated note, welcome to the show John! Making pipe bombs at 11 years old. If you had to kill someone, what weapon would you use? Butt chugs and alcohol soaked tampins. (on purpose typo) Is John a serial killer?  Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/straight-garbage-podcast.   Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Straight Garbage Podcast Shirts &amp; Hats! Shop at Podcast | Co...]]></itunes:summary>
    <description><![CDATA[Porta john destruction, on a completely unrelated note, welcome to the show John! Making pipe bombs at 11 years old. If you had to kill someone, what weapon would you use? Butt chugs and alcohol soaked tampins. (on purpose typo) Is John a serial killer?  <p>Become a member at <a target='_blank' rel='payment' href='https://plus.acast.com/s/straight-garbage-podcast'>https://plus.acast.com/s/straight-garbage-podcast</a>.</p><br/><hr></hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p><p>Straight Garbage Podcast Shirts &amp; Hats! Shop at <a href='https://www.straightgarbagepodcast.com/'>Podcast | Comedy | Straight Garbage Podcast</a><br/>https://www.youtube.com/@straightgarbagepodcast<br/><a href='https://www.facebook.com/StraightGarbagePodcast'>Straight Garbage Podcast | Facebook</a></p>]]></description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[Porta john destruction, on a completely unrelated note, welcome to the show John! Making pipe bombs at 11 years old. If you had to kill someone, what weapon would you use? Butt chugs and alcohol soaked tampins. (on purpose typo) Is John a serial killer?  <p>Become a member at <a target='_blank' rel='payment' href='https://plus.acast.com/s/straight-garbage-podcast'>https://plus.acast.com/s/straight-garbage-podcast</a>.</p><br/><hr></hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p><p>Straight Garbage Podcast Shirts &amp; Hats! Shop at <a href='https://www.straightgarbagepodcast.com/'>Podcast | Comedy | Straight Garbage Podcast</a><br/>https://www.youtube.com/@straightgarbagepodcast<br/><a href='https://www.facebook.com/StraightGarbagePodcast'>Straight Garbage Podcast | Facebook</a></p>]]></content:encoded>
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    <itunes:title>Not only did he deserve it, but he earned it! Part 2</itunes:title>
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    <content:encoded><![CDATA[Keeping Ivory teeth like a trophy? Or a serial killer? Failed prank calls. Straight vodka and how I forgot to add the Redbull. Is it called prairie doggin when it&apos;s liquid? Cory shall not be trifled with! <p>Become a member at <a target='_blank' rel='payment' href='https://plus.acast.com/s/straight-garbage-podcast'>https://plus.acast.com/s/straight-garbage-podcast</a>.</p><br/><hr></hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p><p>Straight Garbage Podcast Shirts &amp; Hats! Shop at <a href='https://www.straightgarbagepodcast.com/'>Podcast | Comedy | Straight Garbage Podcast</a><br/>https://www.youtube.com/@straightgarbagepodcast<br/><a href='https://www.facebook.com/StraightGarbagePodcast'>Straight Garbage Podcast | Facebook</a></p>]]></content:encoded>
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    <itunes:title>Button A or Button B? A shock collar story...</itunes:title>
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    <content:encoded><![CDATA[The cousin episode? What the hell is a dust bowl? Do you sleep with your bedroom door open or closed at night? Do you know where rubber and latex come from? Ahhh, so we are really gonna breed a human and a chimp... <p>Become a member at <a target='_blank' rel='payment' href='https://plus.acast.com/s/straight-garbage-podcast'>https://plus.acast.com/s/straight-garbage-podcast</a>.</p><br/><hr></hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p><p>Straight Garbage Podcast Shirts &amp; Hats! Shop at <a href='https://www.straightgarbagepodcast.com/'>Podcast | Comedy | Straight Garbage Podcast</a><br/>https://www.youtube.com/@straightgarbagepodcast<br/><a href='https://www.facebook.com/StraightGarbagePodcast'>Straight Garbage Podcast | Facebook</a></p>]]></content:encoded>
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    <content:encoded><![CDATA[R&amp;D to Vice President of marketing, how I spent my time during covid working for a pornography firm...Who else is tired of these stupid Facebook could you live in a mansion with no phone bullshit. Ethan catfishing Josh during the dial-up era. And mind blown by a knock knock joke... <p>Become a member at <a target='_blank' rel='payment' href='https://plus.acast.com/s/straight-garbage-podcast'>https://plus.acast.com/s/straight-garbage-podcast</a>.</p><br/><hr></hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p><p>Straight Garbage Podcast Shirts &amp; Hats! Shop at <a href='https://www.straightgarbagepodcast.com/'>Podcast | Comedy | Straight Garbage Podcast</a><br/>https://www.youtube.com/@straightgarbagepodcast<br/><a href='https://www.facebook.com/StraightGarbagePodcast'>Straight Garbage Podcast | Facebook</a></p>]]></content:encoded>
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    <description><![CDATA[A look back at some clips from episodes 1-10, season 2 starts 7/21/21!! <p>Become a member at <a target='_blank' rel='payment' href='https://plus.acast.com/s/straight-garbage-podcast'>https://plus.acast.com/s/straight-garbage-podcast</a>.</p><br/><hr></hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p><p>Straight Garbage Podcast Shirts &amp; Hats! Shop at <a href='https://www.straightgarbagepodcast.com/'>Podcast | Comedy | Straight Garbage Podcast</a><br/>https://www.youtube.com/@straightgarbagepodcast<br/><a href='https://www.facebook.com/StraightGarbagePodcast'>Straight Garbage Podcast | Facebook</a></p>]]></description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[A look back at some clips from episodes 1-10, season 2 starts 7/21/21!! <p>Become a member at <a target='_blank' rel='payment' href='https://plus.acast.com/s/straight-garbage-podcast'>https://plus.acast.com/s/straight-garbage-podcast</a>.</p><br/><hr></hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p><p>Straight Garbage Podcast Shirts &amp; Hats! Shop at <a href='https://www.straightgarbagepodcast.com/'>Podcast | Comedy | Straight Garbage Podcast</a><br/>https://www.youtube.com/@straightgarbagepodcast<br/><a href='https://www.facebook.com/StraightGarbagePodcast'>Straight Garbage Podcast | Facebook</a></p>]]></content:encoded>
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    <itunes:title>Does Josh ever not interrupt people? Rude.</itunes:title>
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    <content:encoded><![CDATA[Bonus episode!<br/>Pellet smokers cause cancer? Must be where this small wiener came from. Cartoon impersonations. Fun fact, One out of four people have herpes...it&apos;s Robert. Square bullets designed for pain... <p>Become a member at <a target='_blank' rel='payment' href='https://plus.acast.com/s/straight-garbage-podcast'>https://plus.acast.com/s/straight-garbage-podcast</a>.</p><br/><hr></hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p><p>Straight Garbage Podcast Shirts &amp; Hats! Shop at <a href='https://www.straightgarbagepodcast.com/'>Podcast | Comedy | Straight Garbage Podcast</a><br/>https://www.youtube.com/@straightgarbagepodcast<br/><a href='https://www.facebook.com/StraightGarbagePodcast'>Straight Garbage Podcast | Facebook</a></p>]]></content:encoded>
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    <content:encoded><![CDATA[America thanks unknowingly thanks Robert for not reproducing, Josh points out the common denominator back at the shop. Toothless water hags and being a Home Depot employee... <p>Become a member at <a target='_blank' rel='payment' href='https://plus.acast.com/s/straight-garbage-podcast'>https://plus.acast.com/s/straight-garbage-podcast</a>.</p><br/><hr></hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p><p>Straight Garbage Podcast Shirts &amp; Hats! Shop at <a href='https://www.straightgarbagepodcast.com/'>Podcast | Comedy | Straight Garbage Podcast</a><br/>https://www.youtube.com/@straightgarbagepodcast<br/><a href='https://www.facebook.com/StraightGarbagePodcast'>Straight Garbage Podcast | Facebook</a></p>]]></content:encoded>
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    <content:encoded><![CDATA[What&apos;s a jerkle circ? Stuffed wife: a taxidermist&apos;s story, sugar high&apos;s and Robert disses his sister/lover. <p>Become a member at <a target='_blank' rel='payment' href='https://plus.acast.com/s/straight-garbage-podcast'>https://plus.acast.com/s/straight-garbage-podcast</a>.</p><br/><hr></hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p><p>Straight Garbage Podcast Shirts &amp; Hats! Shop at <a href='https://www.straightgarbagepodcast.com/'>Podcast | Comedy | Straight Garbage Podcast</a><br/>https://www.youtube.com/@straightgarbagepodcast<br/><a href='https://www.facebook.com/StraightGarbagePodcast'>Straight Garbage Podcast | Facebook</a></p>]]></content:encoded>
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