The Mess Around

297. The Shadow Knows, VCR Win, Dennis Commeti, Glasses are Here, the Power of the Lanyard, What Speed,

Fri, 13 Mar 2026 00:00:00 +1100

296. Still Better, Glasses Drama, Ninja dressing Triathlon, Deer Hunter Lunch, Off the Premises, Crisps, Venn diagram.

Fri, 06 Mar 2026 00:00:00 +1100

295. The Models, Paul McCartney, Fistful of Daicii, Insufficient Gratitude, Socially Awkward, Social Media - also awkward, Underpant drive Thru.

Thu, 26 Feb 2026 22:00:00 +1100

294. Worthless Degree, Ninja Cat, Cocktail Date, Listener in the Wild, Social Tactics, Name Dropping.

Fri, 20 Feb 2026 00:00:00 +1100

293. It's hot, biopic, AACTA awards, Valentine's Day, Printers, Air Con Fixed, RODE, Guitar.

Fri, 13 Feb 2026 03:00:00 +1100

292. Interesting Content, Philosophical Intelligent Conversation, Insights, Tatts Lotto results, Nothing to do with Harry.

Fri, 06 Feb 2026 00:00:00 +1100

291. The HEAT, Table and Sprinkler, Microwave fits, New Glasses, AACTA Awards, Schadenfreude. Apologies

Thu, 29 Jan 2026 23:00:00 +1100

290. Plans for 300, Goggins Motivation, Non Responder, Gunny Highway, Lord of Toilet Seats, Golf Crash, Instagram.

Thu, 22 Jan 2026 19:00:00 +1100

289. Sick Already, Hacking Attempts, Worst Scammer Ever, Dishwasher Resolution Horror, Tradie Sacrifices, LOTW.

Thu, 15 Jan 2026 23:00:00 +1100

288. Count the Songs! High Pressure Gerni, Dishwasher-meggedon, Peninsula Floor Heating, Star Signs, LOTY 2025 !!!!!

Thu, 08 Jan 2026 22:00:00 +1100

287. Resetting! XMAS update, Yearly Round Up, Global reach, Things I should've been doing, Toilet Issue, Golden Week

Thu, 01 Jan 2026 21:00:00 +1100

286. XMAS Special. Xmas Day plans, Golf match, Coffee Shop Drama, Celebrity Underpants, Merch!

Wed, 24 Dec 2025 19:00:00 +1100

285. Worst Presents Ever, Masters Golf, Forgotten NYE, Midnight Express, Xmas Prep, Zombie Apocalypse.

Fri, 19 Dec 2025 00:00:00 +1100

284. Flat Battery, Alternate Universe, Long Hair, New shoes, Mark the Gardener Betrayal, Got Shoes, Top Fans.

Fri, 12 Dec 2025 00:00:00 +1100

283. What Large Planet? Quiz master, Mothman, Sizing up Hemsworth, Ed Sheeran Camera, Lights are ON.

Fri, 05 Dec 2025 06:00:00 +1100

282. Summer is Coming, Hand over the Mic, Efficiency of Movement, Talking in Movies, Born in the USA, Kitchen Drawer, Drones Details.

Thu, 27 Nov 2025 22:00:00 +1100

281. Don't know what you want, bite your lip, bezerker eating, Drones, reunion, filming, Electrified needles.

Fri, 21 Nov 2025 00:00:00 +1100

280. Successful Friends, Difficult gig, Dr No Sound tech, The Back is Back, Dry Needling, Golf, Xmas Lights..

Fri, 14 Nov 2025 00:00:00 +1100

279. Bike Helmets, Triathlon Spite, Project manager, George Clooney moment, Sighting, Surprise Birthday LOTW!

Fri, 07 Nov 2025 00:00:00 +1100

278. Phillip Marlowe, Air Con 2025, Spring Cleaning, Shopping Exhaustion, Crossing Etiquette, Awkward Conversation, Boot Scootin.

Thu, 30 Oct 2025 23:00:00 +1100

277. Glamorous Life, Jessica Alba, Triathlete, the Louvre, James Bond. Choices, Blowout, Stupid Listener of the Week.

Fri, 24 Oct 2025 00:00:00 +1100

276. Live Audience, Funeral, Pointless Advice, Data Stolen Again, Nashville, Social Media Profile, Listeners at Gig, Over 70. The Divinyls.

Fri, 17 Oct 2025 17:00:00 +1100

275. You asked for this, Prince of Darkness Apology, Do your own research, Never Change Internet, Knives Out, Microwave opinions.

Fri, 10 Oct 2025 02:00:00 +1100

274. Bacta tank, Skarsgard, Instagram, Angry Heckler, Computer Guy, Grand Final Update, Microwave time,

Thu, 02 Oct 2025 21:00:00 +1000

273 - Moon Landing, Football Anger, Aqua Bike, Barber, Cutthroat Shave, Comedy Promoter, The impaler.

Fri, 26 Sep 2025 00:00:00 +1000

272. The Lost Episode, Other People can do it, Athletics, Get Smart, Weft, Paramilitary Leaflet, Collingwood Anger, Woodwork, Triple M.

Thu, 18 Sep 2025 23:00:00 +1000

271 - ??? Emergency Episode, Traditions, Tribute acts, Lost Keys, Triathalon, Marathon History, Hope this gets to air!

Fri, 12 Sep 2025 18:00:00 +1000

270. Technical Genius, Merging, Chinese Menu in his hand, Bok Choy, " Don't wait for me ", broken glass, Creatine Gummy,

Thu, 04 Sep 2025 22:00:00 +1000

Youtube Link

https://youtu.be/aYtCLmr8X54

269. It's happening again, Stray hair issues, Kamikaze, Aim low, 21st Parties, Glasses, Listener reactions.

Thu, 28 Aug 2025 23:00:00 +1000

https://youtu.be/X4PoW2YIhBo

268. VIDEO!! Fussying, Lighting, Printer disaster, Lost Earphone, Lost Wallet, Cafe Mystery, Ethics!

Thu, 21 Aug 2025 22:00:00 +1000

https://youtu.be/TM8DPTmrgoE Youtube link for Video

267. Red Cordial, Iggy Pop, Sleep Tracker, Sopwith Camel, Niece History, Data Thief, Graffiti, Tasting Menu, Hare Krishna, Déjà vu.

Thu, 14 Aug 2025 23:00:00 +1000

266. On in surgeries, Bad gigs, Bad Football Experience, CPR, Carson, Poltergeist, GC Rocket.

Thu, 07 Aug 2025 00:00:00 +1000

265. Murder Ballads, Hulk Hogan, MRI Big Unit, Bedroom Camera, Car Vents, Paul Licuria, Daicos Plural,

Fri, 01 Aug 2025 01:00:00 +1000

264. Late Show, Retrospectively, Socks, Violent Purging, Toilet Seat Drama, MRI, Magpie Anger.

Fri, 25 Jul 2025 00:00:00 +1000

263 Knee Drama, Toilet Seat Lift, Stepper, Lone Trakkie Dacks, Dressing Gown Etiquette.

Thu, 17 Jul 2025 22:00:00 +1000

262. Physio References, Les Mis, Playlist, Bruce Willis, Prince of Darkness in hiding, Button Store, Video Podcast, Proof of Concept.

Thu, 10 Jul 2025 22:00:00 +1000

261. The Marital Bed, No Socks thanks, Bundled Out, Squash until you drop, 50th DJ, Chocolate Mousse, Naked Sleeper.

Thu, 03 Jul 2025 23:00:00 +1000

260. Five Year Anniversary, Video killed the radio star, Green Screen, Bio Date, Swans on top, Prince of Darkness, Magnesium Feet, Socks.

Thu, 26 Jun 2025 20:00:00 +1000

259. I feel better because I'm not them, Shanket is back, Magnesium, Pyjama Drama, Birdcage, Free from Oversight, Guitar.

Thu, 19 Jun 2025 23:00:00 +1000

258. John West, Japan ticket, Late night Explosive Incident, Winter Blanket, Risky Business, Memory lane, That's time you are getting back.

Fri, 13 Jun 2025 00:00:00 +1000

257. True Crime Podcast, Murderbot Ken, Visceral response, Gold Class, Mission Impossible trivia, Job Challenge, Air Con Win, Faux Tradie.

Fri, 06 Jun 2025 00:00:00 +1000

256. Weather Man, Take the L, Masters of Lying, Adult Birthday Dinner, Gift Timing, Brace Yourself, Toshiba.

Fri, 30 May 2025 15:00:00 +1000

255. Murderbot, Inspiring Comedian, Stubbs' Suite, Correct Side of the Bed, Left handed, The Borg, Comedy Moat.

Fri, 23 May 2025 00:00:00 +1000

254. Movie Exhaustion, Worst Assistant Director Ever, Laptop Scam Buster, Air Con return, Beak or Sneeze, Chicken Strategy

Thu, 15 May 2025 21:00:00 +1000

253. Zulu Film Set, Voting down to the wire, Crispy Mess Around, Failed without taking a shot, Single man's Handbag.

Thu, 08 May 2025 23:00:00 +1000

252. Compliments technique, Decisive, James Bond, Glasses Disaster, Bedroom Propellor.

Fri, 02 May 2025 00:00:00 +1000

251. Listener Profile, Gorging Prep, Set the bar LOW, Nice Richard, Comedy Explanation, Lothario, See You Next Saturday.

Thu, 24 Apr 2025 23:00:00 +1000

250. LISTENER CALLS, Beenleigh Comedy, Win for older people, Gorging Update, Soft Hands, Red Queen, Golden Listener.

Fri, 18 Apr 2025 01:00:00 +1000

249. Rodeo Clown, Utility Providers, Ineffectual Anger, Moby Dick Call Centre, Great Gorging, 250 Voicemail, Baby Sleep.

Thu, 10 Apr 2025 23:00:00 +1000

248. Welcome to Life, Glittering Night of Nights, Photo Stories, School reunion, Lord of the Flies, Graduation Speech, Dog Attitude.

Thu, 03 Apr 2025 21:00:00 +1100

247. Relatively no pain, Dream kick, Legends! Glittering Night of Nights, Possum Show, Audio Books,

Fri, 28 Mar 2025 01:00:00 +1100

246. Wrong end of the stick, Plumbing Call out, Russo Brothers, Coffee Shop Popularity, Can Opener, Car Gambling.

Thu, 20 Mar 2025 23:00:00 +1100

245. CYCLONE ALFRED, Helpful texts, MacGyver Door, More Helpful Messages from Listeners, Mum to the rescue, Lessons Learnt.

Thu, 13 Mar 2025 23:00:00 +1100

244. Cyclone Alfred Preparation, Dog Issues, Exploding Glass, Daicos Night of Nights, Ozempic, McDonald Theft, Wholesale Plants.

Thu, 06 Mar 2025 19:00:00 +1100

243. Introductions, Magpies on the Gold Coast, Car Stripped for parts, What's for Dinner? Acupuncture, Kickboxing Comedy.

Thu, 27 Feb 2025 20:00:00 +1100

242. Section 31 review, Whippet, Indiana Jones References, Car Karma Disaster, Surfing Rules, Physio Homework.

Fri, 21 Feb 2025 00:00:00 +1100

241. Colin, Excessive Flatulence, AACTA Awards, Working Dog Incident, Week of Achievement, Passionate Supporter,

Thu, 13 Feb 2025 23:00:00 +1100

240. Theme, Fish Burial, Shirt Success, Beastie Boys, Cool Change, the Rebuild, Self Defence, Powerade.

Fri, 07 Feb 2025 01:00:00 +1100

239. Too Far, Gaslighting, Pseudo Science, Edinburgh, Overkill, Nah, Shirt Disaster, Erase this episode.

Fri, 31 Jan 2025 00:00:00 +1100

238. The Big Needle, Nylex Bidet, Haircut, Air Con Saga, Confession, Safe Space.

Fri, 24 Jan 2025 00:00:00 +1100

237. My Back Is Perfect, Noise Cancelling Guitar Headphones, The Stones, Date Night Drugs, Party Pies, Fiasco, Debacle, Coffee Place.

Fri, 17 Jan 2025 00:00:00 +1100

236. 5 million Dollar Man, Dishwasher Rules, Tinned Taties, Nosferatu, Back Surgery Drugs, Could be worse.

Thu, 09 Jan 2025 22:00:00 +1100

235. The Jetsons, Back to the Future, Robots V Aliens, NYE fireworks, Terrible spasms, The Comeback, Strong Drugs, Can't fluff up, No Rules.

Fri, 03 Jan 2025 00:00:00 +1100

234. GOLDEN WEEK, Xmas Brownie Points, Still No Air Con, Listener Support, Door Pants, BBL, Pie of the Year, Listener of the Year??

Fri, 27 Dec 2024 00:00:00 +1100

233. XMAS SOUND EFFECTS GALORE!!!! Hot Day Smugglers, Yippy Kai-Ay, Ninja Xmas return, Watanabe Protocol

Fri, 20 Dec 2024 08:00:00 +1100

232. 40 Degree Day Incoming, Brother Problems, Massive Quads, Microwave, New Boss, Mr Magoo, Family Xmas.

Fri, 13 Dec 2024 00:00:00 +1100

231. Not the Birthday episode, nothing to do with anyone's birthday... move along.

Fri, 06 Dec 2024 03:00:00 +1100

230. In the Now, Shadowy Agents, Beloved Sleep Power, Gladiator 2, MacGyvered, Bouncy Platform Shoes, Mum's $20.

Fri, 29 Nov 2024 00:00:00 +1100

229. Aldi appears, Fast Food Opening, Best Hamburgers, Air Conditioning Disaster, Seagull Window,

Thu, 21 Nov 2024 23:00:00 +1100

228. Toast intro, Rizzed up, Bearded weird head, Treat ‘em mean, Walking challenge, Until you’re tired, testosterone, Playlist Anger.

Thu, 14 Nov 2024 23:00:00 +1100

227. Actually did something, Unknowing Playlist, The Angels, The Playroom, Peak Moment, LINK IN DESCRIPTION

Fri, 08 Nov 2024 00:00:00 +1100

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/3caWAji6FPykBSE4BbPDq8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SyfX-25Mm-s

226. Japan Trip, Rat Bat Spider, Tube hotel, People of the Stairs, New Elite Team, Playlist!!

Fri, 01 Nov 2024 02:00:00 +1100

225. Music Education, Playlist, Japan Trip, Bushido, Fireman's Carry, Solar Disaster, Air Con

Thu, 24 Oct 2024 19:00:00 +1100

224. Folded Leg, Pigeon, Longest Drive, Surprise Supervisor, Bird Poo Window, Don't Pay

Fri, 18 Oct 2024 16:00:00 +1100

223. AI Message, Rule of Poo, Extras Coincidences, What do you do for a living? A bit dark.

Fri, 11 Oct 2024 01:00:00 +1100

222. Football is a stupid game, Good Fellas beating, Electric Saw, Hollywood Debut, New Idea, At least you have your trains

Thu, 03 Oct 2024 20:00:00 +1000

221. Grand Final, Doing Nothing, Katy Perry Bound for Glory, Supermarket ACCC, LOTW RETURNS!!!

Thu, 26 Sep 2024 19:00:00 +1000

220. Bacon Moment, Swans Tension, Pendlebury Slides, Kurt Russell, Lynx, Waiters.

Thu, 19 Sep 2024 23:00:00 +1000

219. Voice Changed, Debate, Lion King, Handshake, Jame Earl Jones, Leaflet, Weird Cult.

Fri, 13 Sep 2024 02:00:00 +1000

218. Flight Flashback, Snowglobes, Early Visitor, Solar Inverter, Top Secret Filming, Lynx Surprise.

Fri, 06 Sep 2024 00:00:00 +1000

217. Ivan knows, Medical Stupidity, Keeping the Love alive, Anarchy, Buffet Drama, Physio face.

Thu, 29 Aug 2024 20:00:00 +1000

216. Not getting better, Clearly an Infection, Chinese Remedy, Greyfriars Bobby, Doppelgänger, Remote Control Hotline, Washing Legs, Bluetooth, Live Aid.

Thu, 22 Aug 2024 20:00:00 +1000

215. Souvenirs, George Clooney, Titanic, Swans supporter needs home, Olympic ads, Pump toilet.

Thu, 15 Aug 2024 20:00:00 +1000

214. The Future, Edinburgh, Duck Season, Jackman, Olympics, Door bell, Snarky.

Thu, 08 Aug 2024 19:00:00 +1000

213. LONDON! Jongleurs, Troy Hawke, Rik Mayall, Kids Show, Steve McQueen, Tube Blew Up.

Thu, 01 Aug 2024 22:00:00 +1000

212. Opening Ceremony, Edinburgh, Long Haul Flights, Water Polo Tour, Stay Tuned...

Thu, 25 Jul 2024 23:00:00 +1000

211. D&D, What Animal? Star faced Mole, Dentist Popularity, Neighbourhood Traitor, Passport

Fri, 19 Jul 2024 00:00:00 +1000

210. Lawrence of Arabia, Mothra, Gamers, Experiments, New Supermarket, Jeans, Socks

Thu, 11 Jul 2024 22:00:00 +1000

209. Date Night, Cosplay, Kilt, Parking, Tabitha, Rom Com, Survival Techniques. False Ending.

Fri, 05 Jul 2024 00:00:00 +1000

208. Four Years! FLASHBACKS, AI Richard, More FLASHBACKS, Merch, Banana Hanger.

Fri, 28 Jun 2024 00:00:00 +1000

207. Inappropriate, Kramer, Static, Book Drawer, Bike Drop in, Staging a play, More Pic humiliation.

Thu, 20 Jun 2024 23:00:00 +1000

206. Bus Tour, Big Man in Tears, Olympics, Drive By, Social Interaction, Knees, Dog Eyeballs, Shorts.

Fri, 14 Jun 2024 00:00:00 +1000

205. Third Time! Reboot, Godzilla plus or minus, Mad Max, Car Crash, Hecklers, John Blackman.

Thu, 06 Jun 2024 23:00:00 +1000

204. Eye Surgery, Weird Gig, Thumbs Up, Road Rager, Large men, Hybrid Car, Optometrist.

Thu, 30 May 2024 20:00:00 +1000

203. FINISH HIM, Radio Interviews, Brooke Satchwell, First Time listener, Nail Salon.

Fri, 24 May 2024 00:00:00 +1000

202. Great Intro, Studio Move, Power Naps, Rebuild Again, 3 Supermarkets, Neighbours.

Thu, 16 May 2024 20:00:00 +1000

201. Daicos! Dentist trouble, Knee injection gone wrong, Dad's audio, Japan Deal, Star Wars Shame.

Fri, 10 May 2024 00:00:00 +1000

200. Episode 200 is everything you've come to expect from the podcast...unfortunately.

Thu, 02 May 2024 23:00:00 +1000

199. Dentist, Travis Kelce, Heckled, 200 Planning, Japanese Emergency, Cleaners Mr Wolf.

Fri, 26 Apr 2024 07:00:00 +1000

198. Gunner, Karma, Stepping on a Rake, Trapped at dinner, Hercules, GC Visit, Mike McColl-Jones.

Fri, 19 Apr 2024 01:00:00 +1000

197. VeggieMeter, Garage Door, Dr Hook, Whistling, Rehab pool, Ventriliquist intimacy.

Thu, 11 Apr 2024 21:00:00 +1000

196. Spa, Gorging, Listeners Chime in, Foreign Swearing, Lift Cat, Project 333, Shame Spiral.

Fri, 05 Apr 2024 00:00:00 +1100

195. Don't Barrack, Phone Face, Surf Carnival, Teeth Filed, Gorging, Masters, Baths.

Thu, 28 Mar 2024 23:00:00 +1100

194. Sovereign Hill, 5 Million, Pronoun Shame, 2nd Team, Dessert Dinner, Big Food, Great Gorging

Thu, 21 Mar 2024 22:00:00 +1100

193. Content, Immigrating Footy Fans, Triggering Family, Ads, Glass half full, Awards, Deaf Dog.

Fri, 15 Mar 2024 09:00:00 +1100

192. Bad Gigs, Cruises, Shuffleboard, Teppanyaki, Collingwood Movie, Fungal Feet, Social Media.

Thu, 07 Mar 2024 23:00:00 +1100

191 Unpleasant Feet, Dune 2 trouble, 3 am Whisky, Dog Elevator, Tim at the Chemist.

Fri, 01 Mar 2024 00:00:00 +1100

190. Bag Handles, Tetris, Surprise Gig, Comedian Stories, Unattractive, Googly Eyes, Taylor Swift.

Fri, 23 Feb 2024 01:00:00 +1100

189 Higgledy Piggledy, Feta Estimation, Valentines Day, Is Anything Real? New Business.

Fri, 16 Feb 2024 00:00:00 +1100

188. Youtube, Nasal Blast 2000, Intercom, Pacing, Valentine's Day, Paper Shopping Bags, Nosferatu.

Fri, 09 Feb 2024 00:00:00 +1100

187. Cricket, Jackman Update, Thai Smile Drama, No Sleep, Darcy Moore, Sketchers.

Thu, 01 Feb 2024 23:00:00 +1100

186. Shotgun, Intercom, Holy Grail, Gnat War 2, Claiming Boy Swallows Universe, Twins, Poll Results

Thu, 25 Jan 2024 22:00:00 +1100

185. Lovely Day for it, Opposite, Good Hair, Hacking, How to be a man, Gnats War, Tennis.

Fri, 19 Jan 2024 01:00:00 +1100

184. Decorations Tetris, Beach Breakers, Deli Games, Antarctic Trip, Ice Breaker, 2024, Reacher

Fri, 12 Jan 2024 00:00:00 +1100

183. NYE, Rain Dance, BBL, Fred McGerk, Basketball Pass, SOOP, Air Con, Soft Opening.

Fri, 05 Jan 2024 00:00:00 +1100

182. Elevator, Stubbs Xmas, Battle Axe, Die Hard, Golden Week, Next Level, Listener of the YEAR*

Fri, 29 Dec 2023 02:00:00 +1100

181. Xmas Sounds, Xmas Sound Problems, Xmas Miracle, Xmas with the Stubbs, Xmas Window,

Fri, 22 Dec 2023 01:00:00 +1100

Ep. 180. New Listener, Sponsorship, French, Air Con, Bedroom, Gary the Sparky, Xmas lights.

Fri, 15 Dec 2023 00:00:00 +1100

179. Birthday, Graduate, Godzilla, Full Funny, Joy Mode, Servo, Top5.

Fri, 08 Dec 2023 07:00:00 +1100

178. Slide into the DMs, Three times, Double Booked Shambles, Napoleon, Masterchef fire

Thu, 30 Nov 2023 21:00:00 +1100

177. Campervan, Slide into DMs, Jackman, Meeting, Brideshead Revisited, Sprinkler man.

Thu, 23 Nov 2023 23:00:00 +1100

176. Social Media, Accents, Japanese, Best PSA, Updates, Annoying Gym Guy. Scammers

Fri, 17 Nov 2023 00:00:00 +1100

175. Bowling, Napolean, Pottsville, Hi-Tech Toilet, Knife Breakage, Marketing failure.

Fri, 10 Nov 2023 00:00:00 +1100

174. Halloween, Chocolate Bars, Basketball, Melting Lid, Yacht Rock, Governor General's Wife.

Thu, 02 Nov 2023 22:00:00 +1100

173. Re-Rebuild, Love Doctor, Film reviews, Sub Maximal, Manly Coat, Wind in the bathroom.

Thu, 26 Oct 2023 22:00:00 +1100

172. Static Electricity, Hugs and Handshakes, Viral, KIDS, Phone cover, Salsa!

Fri, 20 Oct 2023 00:00:00 +1100

171. Late, Plague on a Train, Influencer, Film, Bouncing Camera, Grenades, Forced Listening.

Fri, 13 Oct 2023 23:00:00 +1100

170. TARDIS, Grand Final fallout, Washing Machine, Elevator Flood, Bedroom makeover

Fri, 06 Oct 2023 00:00:00 +1100

169. Mentally Healthy, Explicit, Grand Final Week, Torrent of Abuse, Wedding Rules, Nutbush.

Fri, 29 Sep 2023 00:00:00 +1000

168. 70, Bank Robbery, Instagram Explosion, the Mattock, the Jackman Opportunity, Lasers

Thu, 21 Sep 2023 19:00:00 +1000

167. The Fan, Losing count, AFL pole vault at halftime, Amazing Jumping Men, Instagram.

Thu, 14 Sep 2023 22:00:00 +1000

166. More ChatGPT, Future Plans, Father's Day, Eye of the Tiger, Footy Finals, Polite Listeners.

Thu, 07 Sep 2023 22:00:00 +1000

165. Intro GPT, Belt Buckle Accident, Underpant Sadness, Puppetry, Eating Lemons.

Thu, 31 Aug 2023 22:00:00 +1000

164. Post Apocalyptic, Gear Stick, Wrong Side Bowzer, Hospital Visit, Train Party, LOTW Scam.

Thu, 24 Aug 2023 23:00:00 +1000

163. Matildas made better, Jeans Shopping, 21st, Sketchers, Mechanical Squirter, Potato Gems.

Fri, 18 Aug 2023 00:00:00 +1000

162. Mr Wayne, Caesar, Still not finished, Sydney Gig, Daicos Disaster, Colonoscopy Listening.

Fri, 11 Aug 2023 00:00:00 +1000

161. Fluid Numbering, Graduating? Colonoscopy Master, Daicos Singing, Gym, Vacuum

Thu, 03 Aug 2023 19:00:00 +1000

160. Bloody Mindedness, Fish and Chips, Go Fund me Request, What is Love? Macedonian Magic,

Fri, 28 Jul 2023 00:00:00 +1000

159. Watch party, Commonwealth Games, Still Unemployable, Vent Trouble, Animal Husbandry.

Fri, 21 Jul 2023 00:00:00 +1000

158. Audio fixed, Uneasy Competence, Star Trek and relationships, Keep it to Yourself, The Keys, AI fear.

Fri, 14 Jul 2023 00:00:00 +1000

157. Filming, Audio, Listener Outrage, My Fault, Cricket Drama, Basketball Scoring Fight.

Thu, 06 Jul 2023 23:00:00 +1000

156. Lurgy, Over 70 Outrage, Farnsie, Taylor Swift tickets, Skinhead Fun, Hannibal Lecter failure.

Fri, 30 Jun 2023 00:00:00 +1000

155. Feet, Funny Films, Sound Issues, Telstra Calling, Lost and Found, Solo, Crownies.

Fri, 23 Jun 2023 00:00:00 +1000

154. Apex Predator, Blanket Heat, Mesh Panels, Feet, Bigger Underpants, Get a List, Foxtel Man

Fri, 16 Jun 2023 02:00:00 +1000

153. Donkey, Waterslide, Thunderbirds, XY Zoo T-Shirt, Return of the Shanket, Lace Updates.

Thu, 08 Jun 2023 20:00:00 +1000

152. Special Pillows, Donkey Children's Show, Laces, Thong Trouble, Merchandise, Magnificent 7.

Thu, 01 Jun 2023 20:00:00 +1000

151. Peak, Aisle or Window, Sick bag, " Yeah you know it ", What name? thong Off, Foxtel.

Thu, 25 May 2023 21:00:00 +1000

150. WWE, I'm a Joker, " Have a Good Day ", Gusset, Real Estate Marketing, Thong Off.

Fri, 19 May 2023 00:00:00 +1000

149. Animal Costumes, Alarm, Mother's Day, Stubbs Suite, Too many Degrees, Worst Friend.

Fri, 12 May 2023 00:00:00 +1000

148. Beanbag, Spring Up, Drink Bottle, Underpants, Tasmania, Rolling Stones, Coronation.

Fri, 05 May 2023 00:00:00 +1000

147. F Troop, Unfit Person, Lace Up for the Swans, Staycation, Trolley Terror, Round Shouldered, SFX.

Thu, 27 Apr 2023 23:00:00 +1000

146. Languages, The Stubbs Movie, Leftovers, Gaslighting, New Couch, Encouraging Smart arsery.

Fri, 21 Apr 2023 00:00:00 +1000

145. Numbers, Public Holidays, Irish Guest, Double Gorging, Steamy AudioBooks, Listener In-Fighting.

Thu, 13 Apr 2023 23:00:00 +1000

144. Scarlet Pimpernel, Podcast Rebranding, Cooking, The Great Gorging, Abysmal Existence.

Thu, 06 Apr 2023 23:00:00 +1000

143. John Howard, Julian Lennon, Jackman Blinks, Kung Fu Carpet, Dog Hair Scarf, Podcast Snub, TV.

Fri, 31 Mar 2023 00:00:00 +1100

142. Tech Issue, REJOICE, King Size, Footy Injuries, Daicos Problem, Puppy training, LOTW!

Fri, 24 Mar 2023 00:00:00 +1100

141. Oscars, Michelle Yeoh, All Quiet, Pillow, Bradbury, Day Spa, Non Listener of the Week.

Thu, 16 Mar 2023 19:00:00 +1100

140. Graduation, Old Comedians, Lift the Figleaf, Listener of the Week needs work, Cocaine Bear.

Fri, 10 Mar 2023 00:00:00 +1100

139. Listener of the Week, Lost Pillow Saga, Concert Merch, Peak Life Moment, Horses.

Fri, 03 Mar 2023 00:00:00 +1100

138. Punctual Outrage, Be Sullen and Resentful, Car Sadness, A.I., Splade Package, Power of Klutz.

Fri, 24 Feb 2023 15:00:00 +1100

137. The Stubbs Suite, Owls, Rumpelstiltskin, Grape Flavour, Tray, Valentines Gift, Jewish Outrage.

Thu, 16 Feb 2023 20:00:00 +1100

136. Valhalla, Unsubscribe, Keymaster, Panzer Werfer, Nothing is Easy, Caffeine, All Stops.

Thu, 09 Feb 2023 20:00:00 +1100

135. Ch Ch Ch Changes, Glasses of Dorkiness, Eerie Coincidences, Curmudgeon, Dr Fang.

Thu, 02 Feb 2023 20:00:00 +1100

134. Game of Thrones, Dog Hair Scarf Update, Emoh Phillips, James Cameron, Pain Magnets,

Thu, 26 Jan 2023 20:00:00 +1100

133. Jackman Update, Pina Colada Fanta, Dr Emil Schaffhausen, Salad Poisoning, Wood Splitter.

Thu, 19 Jan 2023 20:00:00 +1100

132. SkinCare, ( Hi Colin ), Liver King, Coke doesn't exist, Chocolate Roulette, Politics with Pete.

Thu, 12 Jan 2023 22:00:00 +1100

131. Daffy and Donald, Coke Zeroes, Under the bus, Personal Trainer, Jar Opener, Pee in the Rain.

Fri, 06 Jan 2023 00:00:00 +1100

130. The Chair, Golden Week, Christmas Guest, Prawns, Earthing Sheet, Pillow Mist, Timing.

Thu, 29 Dec 2022 23:00:00 +1100

129. The Christmas Episode. Shopping, Glasses, Dinner Conversation, Food timing, Fruit Mince Pies

Thu, 22 Dec 2022 21:00:00 +1100

128. Shotgun, Mic blame, Birthday failure, Sounds ACE, Crypto, Podcast Sleep, Bait 'n Switch.

Thu, 15 Dec 2022 22:00:00 +1100

127. Mess Around-less, What you shoulda done, Sounds like you're underwater, Xmas going well.

Sat, 10 Dec 2022 05:00:00 +1100

126. Mario Milano, Bad Person, Karmic Sickness, Xmas Decorations, Popular Beloved, Acting

Fri, 02 Dec 2022 00:00:00 +1100

125. Big foot, Awful Groundhog Day, Accents, Successful Holiday, Bucks/Hens night.

Fri, 25 Nov 2022 01:00:00 +1100

124. Greensleeves, Hot Suggestions, Bad Neighbour, Basements, Wifi, Parts from Sydney

Thu, 17 Nov 2022 22:00:00 +1100

123. Bike Riding, Start the Day, Deep Sleeper, Dud Birthday, Twitter, Futurists, Pool Tiles.

Thu, 10 Nov 2022 22:00:00 +1100

122. Dr Evil, Halloween, Security Camera, Doorbell Bucharest, The Clutch? US Deliveries, Estimating

Fri, 04 Nov 2022 00:00:00 +1100

121. Driveway, Halloween, G-String, Bad acting, Dog Bagpipes, New Elite team, Calming App.

Fri, 28 Oct 2022 00:00:00 +1100

120. Rodeo Clowns, Hire a Hubby, Ruined Gearbox, Massage Table, Posing Music, Jackman returns

Fri, 21 Oct 2022 00:00:00 +1100

119. Broken Pool, Pole House, Pomegranate, Slavic Ladies in your area, Social Media update.

Thu, 13 Oct 2022 18:00:00 +1100

118. Early Christmas, Knowledge, Movies to Avoid, Hang that on the wall, El Couche, Auskick Puppet

Thu, 06 Oct 2022 22:00:00 +1100

117. Technical Excellence, How Old? Swannies, Car Ferry, ON-AIR Distractions, The Jackman is back!

Thu, 29 Sep 2022 19:00:00 +1000

116. Top Gun, Sensitive Car, Get Smart, KC and the Sunshine Band, Pole House, Spider or Anaconda?

Thu, 22 Sep 2022 20:00:00 +1000

115. Musicals, Acting, Sky Diving Feedback, Charles in Charge, Queen's Birthday, Footy Clash

Fri, 16 Sep 2022 00:00:00 +1000

114. Father's Day Card, Sketchers, Footy Final, Blood and Honey, Lord of the Rings, Foam Roller

Thu, 08 Sep 2022 23:00:00 +1000

113. Spring, Electrician, Pudding Proof, Gone to Carolina in my mind, Reunion, 007 Jump.

Thu, 01 Sep 2022 11:00:00 +1000

112. Rebirth, Subjects, Deodorants, Porridge Choices, Footy Finals, Car filling failure.

Thu, 25 Aug 2022 19:00:00 +1000

111. Office Chair, Couch Scam, Toilet Seat Challenge, Rule Changes, Subject Choices.

Thu, 18 Aug 2022 21:00:00 +1000

110. Weightlifting, Worst Audition Ever, Filling Problem, Workin at the Car Wash, Finger Socket.

Thu, 11 Aug 2022 00:00:00 +1000

109. Relentless Droppings, Nebelwerfer, Chewing Gum pain, Big Audition, Napping Injury

Thu, 04 Aug 2022 21:00:00 +1000

108. Power Outage, Curry Victory, " Walk it off ", Footy Stress, House of Recliners, Beyond Richard

Thu, 28 Jul 2022 19:00:00 +1000

107. Throw the towel, Couch Saga, Car Boot Miracle, When Birds attack, Footy Spoiler.

Thu, 21 Jul 2022 20:00:00 +1000

106. Keyser Söze, Seeing another comic, New Couch, Double Bunk, Dishwasher pain.

Thu, 14 Jul 2022 20:00:00 +1000

105. Winter Shoes, 1000 lb Club, IFBB Camera Guy, State of Flux, Lettuce, VB Cologne, Toilet Roll.

Thu, 07 Jul 2022 23:00:00 +1000

104. Consistency, Winter Ensemble, Eric Bana skateboard, Mate against mate, Fragrance Debate.

Thu, 30 Jun 2022 22:00:00 +1000

103. Nightclubs, Left Handed Shout Out, Crunker Pumice, Breakfast for Dinner, Not listening.

Thu, 23 Jun 2022 18:00:00 +1000

102. Obi Wan Photo Op, Dad Sayings, Roll Top Desk, Trivia Danger Zone, Left handers.

Thu, 16 Jun 2022 16:00:00 +1000

101. Mess Around T-Shirt, Elvis, Sequels, Long Plague, Can Opener, Doorbell Revenge

Thu, 09 Jun 2022 14:00:00 +1000

100. Sick for the 100th, Bed Flashbacks, Bad DVD advice, Mulch Revisited, Have we learnt anything??

Fri, 03 Jun 2022 00:00:00 +1000

99. New Career Options, Library Shelver, Carry on Luggage Challenge, Book Series Cut short.

Thu, 26 May 2022 10:00:00 +1000

98. Stuff that you would expect on a really good podcast ( and Liam ). Listen and it will all make sense.

Thu, 19 May 2022 23:00:00 +1000

97. Daffy and Donald, It's a new Car, Election Campaigns, Preferred Sausage, Weird Growth

Thu, 12 May 2022 23:00:00 +1000

96. Spittoon, Grangerian parking, Astronaut, Journal Club, Public Holidays, Muppets, Spittoon!

Thu, 05 May 2022 22:00:00 +1000

95. Least resistance, Dinner Party, Box of Chocolates, Rude Food, the Mighty Jack Granger

Thu, 28 Apr 2022 18:00:00 +1000

94. Batman Update, Dermatologist Update, Dog hair jumper update. Now you're up to date.

Thu, 21 Apr 2022 19:00:00 +1000

93. Whippy Stick, AFL CEO, How do you get a job? Easter, The Great Gorging, astronauts, GPS.

Fri, 15 Apr 2022 00:00:00 +1000

92. Argument Strategy, Chinese Restaurant, Toilet Placement, Comedians Meeting, Smoothies.

Thu, 07 Apr 2022 20:00:00 +1000

91. Bad Advice, the Way of the Snarky Old man, Lying to Children, Academic Stubbs, Gym Failure

Thu, 31 Mar 2022 20:00:00 +1100

90. Zoot Suit, Procrastination, Ahead of the Curve, When to Leave, Hands Up, Ash Barty - Endgame.

Thu, 24 Mar 2022 20:00:00 +1100

89. Movies Alone, Batman, Strongman Boxing, Instant noodles, Gym Pain, Worst Stubbed Toe.

Thu, 17 Mar 2022 21:00:00 +1100

88. Can Do Team, Junk Folder Birthday, Sense of Right, Gaming Chair, Colonoscopy game.

Thu, 10 Mar 2022 23:00:00 +1100

87. Useless in a Natural Disaster, Hitler's Car, Meet the Parents, Chair Assembly Boss Challenge.

Thu, 03 Mar 2022 22:00:00 +1100

86. Raiden, Gas Lift Miracle, Never Help, Last minute, The Chanel Incident....aaaand loving it!

Thu, 24 Feb 2022 21:00:00 +1100

85. The Rainbow grows, Rollerball, Valentine's Cop Out, Panel Van Art, Dog pellets, Cycling buddy.

Thu, 17 Feb 2022 18:00:00 +1100

84. The Incident, Valentine's Day Massacre, Toilet Routine, Angry Voice, Dressed as Batman.

Thu, 10 Feb 2022 17:00:00 +1100

83. Magnificent Kevin, Toilet Routine, Feels Naughty, Diary, T shirt, Smoke detector, Awful Car

Thu, 03 Feb 2022 00:00:00 +1100

82. Supervillain, 300 idiots, Super Spreader, 9 am Starts, Restaurant Strategy, Shower Sequence.

Thu, 27 Jan 2022 00:00:00 +1100

81. John Howard Challenge, No Results, Nose Throat Problem, Hacked Again, Are We Stupid?

Thu, 20 Jan 2022 21:00:00 +1100

80. No one happy, Schadenfreude, Optimistic Watch, Weight loss, Something Sensible.

Thu, 13 Jan 2022 20:00:00 +1100

79. Test Results! Gig Strategy, The Couch Deception, Production Company, Bad Guitar

Thu, 06 Jan 2022 22:00:00 +1100

78. Xmas, Car Door Incident, Plague Test, Virtues gone bad, Spirit of the King, Midnight Blue.

Thu, 30 Dec 2021 21:00:00 +1100

77. The Everything Christmas Episode ( *may or may not actually contain any Xmas content )

Thu, 23 Dec 2021 23:00:00 +1100

76. Too Aggressive, Hands on Fire, The Dirty Dozen, Rob Lowe, The Long Road.

Fri, 17 Dec 2021 01:00:00 +1100

75. Parrot Escape, Still Negative, Night of Nights, Printer Scam, You Talk Too Much.

Thu, 09 Dec 2021 15:00:00 +1100

74. Dune, Wheel of Pain, Potato Gems, Poster, Awards, Positive Test, Mattress on the floor.

Fri, 03 Dec 2021 02:00:00 +1100

73. Movie Colour Failure, " Hello Richard ", Sentient Gardening Sword, Bubble Tea Samurai, Soft Hands.

Thu, 25 Nov 2021 21:00:00 +1100

Obviously we must begin with the elephant in the room . Andrew is still preoccupied with his film and it is now well past "Captain Ahab/White Whale " kinda vibe .
So , we must find out how its going ,no matter how predictable is the response .

There is some acknowledgement of the toll this is taking at home as Richard asks what Andrew will do to remove some of the enormous "brownie point deficit " .

In other news Richard has achieved cult status among the young people who work with Andrew and also listen to the Podcast .
This is timely , because Richard is able to impart some good safety tips on the use of bladed power tools . It seems his garden has grown and he feels the Call to once again do battle .

Andrew is trying new things . Mainly Bubble Tea , Richard has no idea what that is . Apparently its a drink, but its real challenge lies in its straw. At least according to Andrew it does , whose ill fated attempts have been posted to the young peoples social media .

Richard awkwardly confesses to a physical characteristic that people he meets feel forced to comment on . His terribly ,buttery soft hands .
He tries to find figures throughout history famous for their buttery soft hands but surprisingly, struggles .

72. Rocky 4, Podcast Numbers, All Nighter, Back Pocket Use, Lip Balm, Delivery Problems.

Fri, 19 Nov 2021 00:00:00 +1100

71. Comedian Injuries, " I'm OK ", Parenting Decisions, Service Station Games, Button Pressing.

Fri, 12 Nov 2021 00:00:00 +1100

70. Shout outs and Cheerios, Storms, Haircut, Aquaman, Sock Drawer, General Wellness.

Fri, 05 Nov 2021 09:00:00 +1100

69. Text Peeing, New Podcast fans, Montague Street Bridge, Video Game Boss levels, Ridin Solo.

Fri, 29 Oct 2021 03:00:00 +1100

68 - Super Brain, Costume Disaster, Zumba Disaster, Moustache... that was a disaster too.

Thu, 21 Oct 2021 21:00:00 +1100

67. That's a Wrap, Lockdown Birthday, Almost a Clown, Mattock Season.

Fri, 15 Oct 2021 01:00:00 +1100

66. Film Drama, Search Party, Half Life of Mistakes, Sandwich Press, Spiralised Zucchini, Pine Cones.

Fri, 08 Oct 2021 00:00:00 +1100

65. Line Dancing, Keith Miller, Cracker Night, Vending Machines, Earthquake.

Thu, 30 Sep 2021 20:00:00 +1000

A big welcome to the Accidental Listener .

This leads to a discussion of stuff that doesn't seem to happen anymore , Sudoku, Vision Boards , Bio-rhythms and the like .

Then Line Dancing , which is discussed in more detail than is strictly necessary .
Andrew goes on at some length about Billy ray Cyrus - lets just say don't get him to ever write an accurate account of your life .

The words of Keith Miller are fondly remembered- eventually .

Treasured childhood memories are shared by Richard

The old tradition of cracker night is reviewed. It's difficult to explain to a different generation how young kids were given fire and explosives .

Richard has a number of future business ideas for later on .

Oh , and there was an earthquake .

64. Dog walking, Ned the Beagle, Cassandra of Troy, Gesture Update, Richard's Big Day.

Thu, 23 Sep 2021 21:00:00 +1000

This episode kicks off with a specific welcome to a listener who is a dog walker .
Turns out Andrew was a dog walker too .
While describing his operation we realise it was done in his unique style . Richard's partner minded dogs and this gives us the heart-warming stories of Ned the Beagle and Barny the Giant .
Somehow walking dogs has recently presented Richard with an etiquette and moral dilemma .He complains he feels like Cassandra of Troy . Then, naturally, we spend some time learning who that is .
Although Andrews advise is well thought out , there is a sense Richard will ignore it . This may reappear in later episodes .
Andrew shifts gears by updating us on his homework . Unfortunately this involved conversations with the young folk at his University.
Richard has had a big day ,out of his depth .He feels he's learnt many lessons and is confident to bluff his way thru .

63. Film Disaster, Blind Optimism, Lockdown Guest Room, Iphone AK-47, Gesture Question.

Thu, 16 Sep 2021 21:00:00 +1000

Richard is still in lockdown ,he manages to casually mention it *sigh*. To cheer himself up he asks about Andrews film .
The student film is every bit as chaotic as you'd expect . The issue seems to be mainly the conflict between the film being a group activity and Andrews struggle to work in groups.
However you have to admire his grim determination .

The importance of optimism is discussed at length .

Blind optimism in the face of reality . Richard admires this characteristic in his partner ,as she goes about converting a spare bedroom into a guest suite.
No guests are due in the foreseeable future but that doesn't stop her .

Andrew is excited for the new iPhone which is a surprise , the conversation is not what you may reasonably expect .

Richard feels that one of his gestures is out of date and has no meaning . Naturally he turns to Andrew for guidance ,You will all be better for what follows .

62. Going Out, Teppanyaki, Neapolitan Ice Cream, Rhubarb, Ceiling Fan, Password Humiliation

Thu, 09 Sep 2021 21:00:00 +1000

Richard is still in lockdown ,Andrew isn't . As a result Richard hungers for tales of "going out" .
Andrew obliges but perhaps could've used his going out time better .
one of the places he visits is is a Teppanyaki style restaurant . There is much discussion of that style of eating . Andrew felt he was set up , Richard has a method .

Food in general is discussed , Richard was brought up in a no dessert household . There were a couple of exceptions , Neapolitan ice-cream was considered a giddy high .
Richard was scolded as a child for his manner of eating it .
Fair enough say Andrew ,who then describes his rather fastidious method .

Cooked rhubarb was another desert exception , which Richard miraculously links back to Japanese food .
Andrew has had troubles with technology . First he's installed ceiling fans in his low ceilinged apartment . They are the natural enemy of the tall person .
Plus his laptop has issues but when he took it to be fixed he discovered he also had issues .

Richard makes two jokes in this episode , enjoy them . Use them to be the life of your next social engagement .

61. Shorts Year Round, Footy Coach, Hype man, Mystery Delivery, Return of the Dog Hair Jumper.

Thu, 02 Sep 2021 15:00:00 +1000

In an effort to prove exciting things happen while in lockdown , Richard revealed he's been wearing shorts .
Shorts are the discussed at length , Richard is in awe of folk who commit to wearing them all year round in Melbourne .
Andrew is suddenly interested when he realises its a challenge although he does have some fears in the shorts department .

Possibly looking round for work in a COVID world ,Richard has a dream to be a "noddy" . One of the team that stand behind ,usually politicians , and nod supportively . He has been studying them carefully and feels there's a real gap in the market for someone who enthusiastically responds to the statements being made . Less of a "noddy" and more of a "hype man " .

Andrew has had a delivery . The contents of which makes us ask many questions . It will be an on going saga I feel .

Favourite jam flavours are covered ( it will make sense when you hear it )

Unfortunately for everyone , Richards partners obsession with a jumper made from their dogs fur has not gone away and , against all odds , has actually progressed .

60. More Off Kilter, William the Conqueror, Smiling Eyes, Japanese toilets, Lanyard failures.

Wed, 25 Aug 2021 14:00:00 +1000

The term "off kilter" is revisited . Andrew has done some unasked for research ( where did he find the time? Shouldn't he be working on his film ?) and his results will astound you.

Somehow Richard swings a tale from History in early . This one is all about making the best of a bad situation . We also learn who is Richard's favourite Viking ( Harald Hardrada) and his surprise that we don't all have a favourite Viking .

Mask wearing means the polite smile is no longer effective. Richard has been working on making his eyes more expressive. He is attempting to "crinkle" them without knowing what that actually is . His role model in this is "Simon the Likeable " a Kaos agent from Get Smart.

Andrew has toilet trouble . He describes his ideal , Richard explains it exists in the form of a Japanese toilet. There is great excitement .

Andrew has taken to wearing a lanyard . Not for work ( he has no job) , nor for VIP entry to anywhere . So why then ? His answer will once again make you pleased you are not either of them .

59. Off Kilter, Sailing, Phone Favourites, Looney Tunes Frog Toilet, Celebrity Hotel run in.

Thu, 19 Aug 2021 18:00:00 +1000

Out of nowhere Richard is obsessed with the term "off kilter" , mainly he keeps asking if anything is ever "on kilter".

A brief mention of sailing allows Richard to share a warning of an event to avoid.
Seasickness and the ability to sleep quickly are discussed . Surprisingly there is a link . Richard has a trained and highly developed ability .

In the hope of discovering whether something is normal behaviour ,Richard turns to Andrew for advice. Unfortunately it involves aspects of the mobile phone. This is not Andrew's strong suit . The more Richard asks questions ,the more is revealed.

Andrew has a new nemesis ,it's his toilet . Or rather its the intermittent fault that seems to occur with his toilet.

Richard waxes lyrical about travel and the beautiful island of Bali. His tale of an early visit there also involves his chance encounter with Dr Quinn ,Medicine Woman .
I am not even kidding .

58. New Glasses, The Rubberband of Dorkiness, The Two Dog Golden Two-Fa, The Gordian knot.

Thu, 12 Aug 2021 20:00:00 +1000

Are you in lockdown or not ? Are you even allowed to ask that question ? Suggested rules are discussed.
Andrew's life is fraught for many reasons but his choice of new glasses has not helped . It seems the design is incompatible with his head and as a result they come off at critical moments .
Richard feels Andrew has no choice but to use the Rubberband of Dorkiness. Andrew however remains unconvinced .
The problem often manifests with dog walking . Unfortunately this leads Richard to share several games he likes to play when walking his dogs . You'll learn what a "two-fa" is , and share in the excitement of choosing a word for when it goes one better .
Ridiculous self imposed "games" are shared and Richard rounds it out with a quick summary of Alexander the Great , the Gordian Knot and the Wars of the Diadochi - naturally .

57. Lift Doors, Commune living, Wacky Masks, Wisdom Teeth, Pole Vault, Fund Raising Failure.

Thu, 05 Aug 2021 21:00:00 +1000

Andrew is in lockdown . As he lives in a tall building , Richard fixates on his lift arrangements .
He's not happy that the doors open directly into the apartment . Andrew tries to reassure him.

How is lockdown going for Andrew ? Well, there are some signs of cracking in the elite team he lives with .

Mask wearing is covered ,Richard has tried novelty ones and advises against it . Masks aren't meant to be wacky & for that matter , neither are some professions .

Somehow that gets Andrew to audio of emergency dental work .

Richard is glued to the Olympics and asks ,"which sport would you be worst at ?" A long discussion follows as there are so many that they cant do . Richard is quite passionate about his inability to attempt pole vaulting.

How is Andrew's film ? Well , lets just say the fund raising aspect has a way to go .

56. Toyko Olympic's Idea, " Troubled " Film, Billionaire Rockets, What's Banned at home?

Thu, 29 Jul 2021 20:00:00 +1000

55. Vegan Fast Food, The Three Section Staff, Strava, Ridiculous Cycling, Tripe Club

Thu, 22 Jul 2021 20:00:00 +1000

Food , particularly take away, is discussed at length . Possibly because Richard is in Lockdown again .
Andrew is vegetarian & Richard is fascinated with his late night eating choices .Particularly on the Gold Coast where there is not much ....at all .

Venn diagrams feature heavily , Andrew realises he is caught between mocking carnivores and rabid Vegans . Richard is delighted there's another Venn diagram analogy .

Chinese and Japanese traditional weaponry some how becomes a topic .In particular the 3 section staff and Nunchaku . Richard explains the hidden trap in using a Nunchaku .

Stuck in Lockdown Richard turns to Andrew for advise on a cycling trainer and app . Andrew doesn't cycle but his brother is a triathlete and Richard is a big believer in passive knowledge gain .

Finally Richard tells Andrew of the most unlikely club in the world . He goes on to share a heart-warming story from his childhood .They both agree that nether of them want to be a member .

54. Vindicated by a Soft Collar, Hoodie Bargain Failure, Kidult Drive-By, An Ant in the Shower

Thu, 15 Jul 2021 16:00:00 +1000

53. Stubbs Rodeo, Car Dings and Scratches, Too many Notifications, Don Lane and Dean Jones.

Thu, 08 Jul 2021 19:00:00 +1000

Richard throws himself into the second year of the podcast with a rodeo reference because it turns out he likes them . Although not for the reason you may think.

It turns out he has some other well advanced thoughts for crowd entertainment as well.

Meanwhile ,Richard is starting to think he has let his car go beyond accepted levels. He turns to Andrew for advise. After a short discussion its found that yes , he really needs to lift his car maintenance game .

On a roll , Richard now asks Andrew for advise on something else .How many apps/programs is normal to have to keep your eye on ?
People seem to message Richard on a bewildering array and are getting shirty when he fails to notice.
He feels there's just too many and turns to Andrew for judgement .This could almost be a new feature of the Podcast .

Andrew is delirious as he attempts to make a short film for Uni . Despite the best efforts of his elite team it is not moving forward at the required pace .

A passing reference triggers a poorly remembered moment in Australian TV , which leads to the question has Richard ever lost it on TV?
No is the the answer , but he has got payback

52. QLD Lockdown, Adult Colonoscopy, Naked blokes on a beach, Motivating Speeches!

Thu, 01 Jul 2021 17:00:00 +1000

Well here we are at Episode 52 which means that the Mess Around has been going for a full year of weekly podcasts!

No one could be more surprised than our intrepid heroes ,but before any celebration can happen the fact that Andrew is in lockdown and Richard isn't has to be dealt with.

Richard is somewhat childish in his glee but then has the gall to suggest to Andrew that he has become mature in his ways. His evidence is choosing not to use a stupid joke at an inopportune time .

Andrew is in a bubble between lockdown and Uni work & hasn't followed any news . Richard gives him the important bits , which is mainly the story of 2 sunbakers startled by a woodland creature . Questions are asked ,theories are advanced ,no one is any wiser as a result.

Andrew is now part of a team of Uni students making a film . Richard asks what motivational speech Andrew is thinking of using . Several alternatives are put forward ,including one Richard has clearly been keeping for just such an occasion.

51. Sumo finishing moves, Celebrities in the Wild, Joe Rogan, Ivan Lendl in a lift, Capable Shoes

Thu, 24 Jun 2021 20:00:00 +1000

Strangely the art of sumo wrestling is discussed . Richard shares the best way to enjoy watching sumo and when to pick the winner .
Some how the conversation turns to another ancient art , that of celebrity spotting .
As both Andrew and Richard have had celebrity encounters while at work , the rules were these were spottings that took place in the wild .
Richard is not a fan of asking for photos , his partner is . While in the US this lead to getting a unique set which even he appreciates .
Occasionally Richard has broken his own rule .
Andrew is quietly envious , especially as he recounts a terrible celebrity spotting which is only slightly redeemed years later by current events .
Richard has had an awkward encounter with a then very famous tennis player
If clothes maketh the man , what then of shoes ?
Richard has been wearing the new shoes his partner got for him & he has noticed a certain change in himself .

50. Coconut Ice Cream tragedy, Steve McQueen Shoes, the Richard face, D&D, Terribly Hot Showers

Thu, 17 Jun 2021 22:00:00 +1000

49. Lockdown language failure, Possum Struggle, Shoe Dilemma, the Spork, the mighty Shanket!

Thu, 10 Jun 2021 21:00:00 +1000

The magic of communication thru different languages is discussed. Except it only seems like magic to some Australians , a lot of people speak more than one language ,this is also discussed.
This topic came up as Richard confessed that during lockdown he has achieved nothing . Certainly, he hasn't learnt a language .
He did try to help his partner in her unending war with the possums who eat her plants .
His partner didn't ask for help , it turns out that Richard has actually made things worse .
Andrew is completely unsurprised .
Andrew lives on the bare minimum number of shoes . His method of choosing shoes will astound you . Caught between young folk and older staff at Uni, he turns to Richard for guidance in the world of appropriate new shoes .
For last weeks podcast , a picture of a "spork" was used to promote the episode on social media . Richard is a huge fan of the combo device .
It may explain where his idea for something innovative in the bedroom came from .
Listen and be amazed at the majesty of the Shanket .

48. Lockdown 4, Emotional Eating, World Vision's Big Mistake, Your Voice carries, Footy team advice.

Thu, 03 Jun 2021 19:00:00 +1000

Richard is not his usual self .
His city has had to go into its fourth lockdown while Andrew skips around . Richard is taking it badly , it actually gets quite dark. Suffice to say, don't tell him he's got this .

Andrew begins to talk about emotional eating ,Richard agrees he gets emotional whenever he eats too .

Trying to change the subject Andrew explains the pitfalls of not being in lockdown .He manages to makes something ordinary the act of a madman .
This leads into song lyrics , then concerts ,then buying a memento t-shirt at the concert .

Richard has got wind of a change to World Vision and its more than his fragile mindset can bear . Andrew manages to completely misunderstand the main message of World Vision .
Desperate to again change the subject before Richard starts weeping , Andrew topically brings up some world news regarding China .
They both offer their insights.
This goes about as well as you'd imagine .
Caught in the whirlpool of Richards ennui , Andrew is dragged in and starts to lose control about the goings on at his beloved football club.
His misery does manage to cheer Richard up .

47. The Ultimate Tiki bar, Ninja Restaurant, Bargain Shopping, Name Recall.

Thu, 27 May 2021 18:00:00 +1000

Drinks ,dressing gowns and ornate drinking cups are discussed.

This morphs into Richards vision for a bar. Its quite detailed. Even down to the theme nights .

Naturally the talk then turns to your Elvis song for karaoke.

Andrew tries to show he's way more clever than we think and fails dismally.
He does have a strength , however, and its his ability to remember names.
The method he uses is frightening & strange but also effective.

This is important because Richard is hopeless with names, while recognising their importance. So he constantly panics about the important thing he can't remember.
He describes a recent incident to illustrate his problem.
it all goes down hill from there .

46. Force Quit! Patrick Ewing, Lecturer torment, the Mattress, Do Nothing or, be like James Bond...

Thu, 20 May 2021 20:00:00 +1000

A thrill packed episode that comes with a warning - Richard gains insight into how to live.

Andrew loves the power of operating "force quit' on programs . Richard just loves the sound of the words together and imagines ...well quite a bit .

In a discussion of ending things the movie techniques of " it was all a dream " Vs " it's a multiverse with many realities " are discussed.

This is partly because Uni is back again & Andrew is immersed in all things film ,and making a better fist of fitting in .

It turns out the last part isn't true .

Richard has some surprising mattress news and frets about his process in getting a COVD vaccine. Andrew helpfully explains what's wrong in Richard's life . All Richard hears is that Andrew thinks he's James Bond .

Ultimately in Andrew's words, Richard has found an ace that he can keep .

45. Toilet Urgency, Cambodian Swearing, Richard's Deadlift, Post Office, " Return of John Landis "

Thu, 13 May 2021 11:00:00 +1000

So many questions this week.
Have you ever been rushing to make it home to go to the toilet?
How much longer do you think you could've hung on?
Have you ever wondered why no one ever starts a podcast with that question?

Have you ever tried to master a foreign language by using only swear words?
If your Personal Trainer is filming your weight lifting efforts, are they being shared on social media and laughed about amongst his friends?
( Hint: If the Trainer is in fact your Son, the likely answer is yes )
Have you been in a Post Office recently?
Have you seen the bizarre products they're selling there now?

And finally, we have a breakthrough on the
" Great John Landis Film Controversy ".
What the hell was the movie Richard was actually watching, and did he really berate John Landis? The answer will shock and surprise you.

44. Albums, Jim Steinman, Witchie Poo, Over-friendly Salesman, Parenting backfires.

Thu, 06 May 2021 20:00:00 +1000

Do people listen to albums anymore ?Richard & Andrew discuss. Richard has recently listened to an entire album, not exactly a current or even popular one .

The choice of music when going to or from a gig is talked thru, Richard & Andrew are opposites in their choices .

Andrew mentions a recently deceased celebrity. Richard is confident because he knows who Andrew means - except he doesn't . Fortunately Andrew knows Richard's one so the moment is saved .

Richard has had a brush with a happy ,friendly stranger. The fact that it was a conman doesn't seem to dent his warm feelings , which makes him ponder a number of things .

Richard is outraged because a brilliant parenting technique ,that he is terribly proud of , has backfired on him years later . He is now being trained by his son who is using the technique against him

Now isn't it ironic ?

43. Chinese Beer, John Landis Flashback, Wheat Bag Disaster, Day Spa Music Suggestion.

Thu, 29 Apr 2021 19:00:00 +1000

Andrew has been drinking . He never drinks & isn't good at it . He's chosen Chinese beer, why ?Who is he drinking with ? There's a lot to unpack .

He is still able to pick Richard up on a terrible mistake from last weeks episode .
Unfortunately , fixing the mistake doesn't lead us to any real conclusion ,rather it appears like the beginning of a quest .

Richard has been to the movies - Mortal Kombat to be precise .He has some thoughts .
He also reveals the behaviour he found odd among the young people he went with . Naturally, he checks with Andrew who studies with young people . Naturally Andrew is of little or no help .

Richard had a weekend away with his partner . It was relatively incident free, although there are some useful warnings about fire .
He also had time in a day spa where he was alone with his thoughts -this turns out to be a mistake . We learn a great lesson ,don't ever get Richard to record the music for your day spa.

42. Photo Smiling, Autographs, Awkward surprise hugs, Merchandise, Movie Junket interviews.

Thu, 22 Apr 2021 13:00:00 +1000

Andrew is back doing stand up gigs ,which are going well but now he needs help with what to do when people want photos. Say yes & smile you'd think but it's not that simple.

Richard ,of course , has a series of rules & coping strategies to assist Andrew.

Some how this strays into autographs which in turn gives us a frightening insight into what Andrew writes on group work cards.

Andrew has several ideas for show merchandise , not all of them are excellent .

Richard gives some examples of his pet hate , the interview junket. Not all of his recollections are accurate , but it doesn't seem to stop him .

A random listener is given a shout out, listen carefully because it may be you.

41. Relaxing after exams, Hot Sauce Names, Car Servicing Decisions, Advice from your Children.

Thu, 15 Apr 2021 14:00:00 +1000

Andrew should be terribly relaxed because Uni is over for another semester .But it turns out he is still wound up . Of course he is .

We find out a little of what causes tension at Uni ( who has arguments about the opening to Sound of Music?) . He claims he is unable to fully relax because he is denied his usual outlets .

We discuss those outlets , they involve stand-up comedy during a Festival in another country , living in a flat full of comedians and ...terrifyingly rare brands of chilli sauce .
He discusses the brands in some detail , Richard is appalled but is assured its not made up .
While that may be so , you will not feel comfortable .

To desperately shift topics , Richard has an update on his car repairs . Significantly ,he gets good advice from his son . Is this the dawn of a new era ? Can Richard now rely on his children to guide him ?
Andrew has some questions , are the children wise or do they just know how to deal with Richard?

40. Animals that hate you, Car battery drama, More Car drama, Tradie relationship counselling.

Thu, 08 Apr 2021 21:00:00 +1000

Richard kindly checks in on Andrew's welfare as he is in the final weeks of his Semester.
Andrew hasn't slept

Richard is hated (actively) by an animal, he asks the question "has an animal ever really hated you - personally?"
Richard goes on to describe the nature of the enmity. It makes for chilling listening .

Andrew shares that he had an incident but used the teachings of the Podcast to help him thru. All of us are startled by that .
It involved a car which is a coincidence because Richard was in a car accident. Don't worry he's fine, but it has made him doubt the service team at his garage .

Richard had hopes for a real relationship with a Tradie . He decided to take it slow however now may have been ghosted .
Andrew gives Tradie relationship advice which isn't helpful but does reveal what happens to Andrew's mind without sleep

39. Dental Hygienist, Take Away Etiquette, Chilli Stupidity, Charlize Theron.

Wed, 31 Mar 2021 23:00:00 +1100

Richard is a bit jangled as he has just come from the Dentist .
He ,surprisingly ,didn't enjoy being hurt & having to pay for it .Naturally ,this makes Andrew think of B & D ,a confusing discussion follows .

Richard also had to return to a restaurant where there was some awkwardness. A brisk conversation on the expiry date for prominently displayed restaurant awards takes place.
What is the maximum display length permitted ?
Andrew says five years .
But does this apply to everything ? What about the Nobel peace prize ?
Be careful what you put in your mouth.
We find out what became of Andrews revolution at Uni .
Film fight scenes are discussed, favorites are analyzed .
Obviously , this brings us to a story about Charlize Theron .

38. Flooding, AFL Obsessives, Spider Plague! Helpful Bee Keeping Advice.

Thu, 25 Mar 2021 19:00:00 +1100

It's raining in the Gold Coast but disappointingly Andrew's lift is still working .
It's also the start of AFL season & the rules swing wildly this time of year . Andrew is bang up for it.
He gently asks Richard just how into AFL he is . " A bit" Richard replies but then explains in more detail.
The revelations will both shock and terrify you.
A discussion of spiders leads to wasps leads to bees. We learn some good advice when dealing with bees. We also learn how to pick up spiders safely. Honestly, that's more learning than the previous episodes combined.
Andrew feels his age & experience is winning out a Uni as he ferments revolution.
He then goes on to explain a number of issues Richard is having due to age, Richards counter argument would've been stronger had he not lost track of what he was saying .

37. Hydration, Handshake Avoidance, Premier's fallen, Moral Dilemma Backfires terribly, Richard's Chainsaw Sword

Thu, 18 Mar 2021 21:00:00 +1100

Do we ask each other about our levels of hydration too much ? It's the go-to for every ailment ,"how much have you drunk today?"
The handshake is reasserting itself as COVID is beaten back into submissions in Australia. Richard is not happy & analyses why the other options failed
Andrew analyses nothing ,isn't happy & has an alarming response to the greeting .
The Victorian Premier has taken a tumble which leads Richard to suggest there are 2 types of people in the world .
Richard has had an explosion in his life. The unthinkable has happened , his partner has listened to the episode which may have involved some deception ( Ep 35) .
This is a game changer for both Richard & Andrew.
Richard assures us all is well but a recent gift makes Andrew ask questions.
Especially as the conversation morphs into Richard using a flaming chain sword .
For some reason Andrew then discusses funerals
We leave them as Richard brings up issues with his Apple Watch & Andrew delivers a brutal truth .
.

36. Superhero Lairs, Secret Rooms, You've been " Stanned ", Mulch Madness, and Attempted Muggings... sort of.

Wed, 10 Mar 2021 22:00:00 +1100

35. Haircut issues, Bert Newton is Loki, University Sorcerer, Brownie Point Moral Dilemma.

Thu, 04 Mar 2021 20:00:00 +1100

Andrew is planning on cutting his hair - sure not a big deal, except..it is .
Andrew's hair is long ,this has consequences which Richard helpfully explores.

His long hair talk leads us to his Uni experiences. Andrew feels recent events have raised his status among his fellow students . Richard is not so sure.

Richard begins a discussion on the nature of "Brownie Points" earned within a relationship. As he unburdens his soul we find out his terrible moral dilemma .
Andrew helps , in the way that a Chaotic Neutral character would.

Possibly to ease the tension, Andrew explains how he has trained his dog. It maybe that the dog has trained him . You be the judge .

34. Cultural minefield, Funeral Etiquette, Dog Shoe Update, Car Tyre Uni disaster, Tactic to bail you out at parties.

Thu, 25 Feb 2021 18:00:00 +1100

Today we discuss etiquette & the awkward cultural moments that can arise with well meaning clods like Richard and Andrew.
Andrew experienced some Big Trouble In a Little part of China .
Richard made a terrible cultural faux pas and learned a big lesson.
Richard's partner managed to nearly destroy a poignant funeral
Richard calls it all part of learning to be an adult .
He is now of the belief that when you put your foot in it ,stop. You're in quicksand, struggling will only make it worse.
Andrew's advice is to double down .Andrew explains why .
As part of his Uni , Andrew has made a film. It's fascinating but we realise he doesn't work well with others .Tragically ,he is also not getting on with his lecturers
Richard helpfully points out the common denominator .

33. Craft Beer, Pizza Sizes, Competitive Eating, Dog Hair Jumpers & Bad Musicals.

Wed, 17 Feb 2021 22:00:00 +1100

Overeating clouds this week's episode as Richard has a run in with a giant pizza.

This invites a discussion about the annoying aspects of craft beers, and how there's no reliable standard of the size of pizzas.
( There's a brief sidetrack into Starbucks that is best not spoken of )

Regular listeners will be delighted to get an update on the Dog Hair Jumper, which has now potentially morphed into a stylish vest.

The episode finishes with a flourish by listing some of the worst ideas for a stage musical, ever.

32. Space Force Uniforms, Unwanted Nudity, AFLW, Rowing, Cross Fit Failure & Chin Ups

Thu, 11 Feb 2021 23:00:00 +1100

In a refreshing change from Richard's history rants, Andrew manages to rant ( at length) about Star Trek uniforms.

Somehow this leads us into Andrew confronted with a lot of nudity .Richard tries to help but is uncertain what is happening.

Thankfully , the conversation swings back to Andrews potential new sport . Richard has some thoughts but clearly no real idea . Honestly ,he's just glad we are no longer dealing with nudity or Star trek uniforms.

They go on to also discuss something Richard calls an " arms to arse ratio" and Space Force .
It all makes some kind of sense by the end

31. Cowboy Names, Twitch, Richard should do “ I'm A Celebrity “, SIRI, What’s the smallest job you can get someone in to do?

Thu, 04 Feb 2021 13:00:00 +1100

The random question of "what's your cowboy name ? " appears & straight out of the gate Andrew tricks Richard in to a history "conversation", in which we learn more about crossbows & longbows than we ever cared to .

There's an awkward pause as they both try to move on .

Things get worse however when Andrew reveals his money making scheme , which is Richard playing games on Twitch for money.

This plainly ridiculous idea devolves into Richard going on "I'm A Celebrity.." Spoiler ,he wont .

Andrews argument that Richard's actual career bottom is already far below that show so why not do it only serves to give Andrew pleasure.

Oddly ,we then discover what their cowboy names would be.

30. Photos of your partner’s Exes, Gym Clothing in the heat, Trackie Dack Shame, Swedish Royal Family Insights.

Thu, 28 Jan 2021 14:00:00 +1100

Richard has had a shaky week, his partner is going thru old photos - including those of her ex's
There is a discussion & Andrew is less than helpful.

They move on to discuss the weather ,Andrew is uncertain of aspects of his work out clothing in the heat . Richard helps because he has spent far too long thinking about this .

There's a terrifying confession from Richard. All of you will think less of him.

Andrew's Uni study has not started well & this conversation inexplicably triggers Richard into a History rant on Sweden of all things.

Episode 29

Thu, 21 Jan 2021 20:00:00 +1100

Early on , we are uncomfortable because Richard is just feeling so happy .

He is able to explain what has caused him to spark joy . He has done a massive tidy of his garage and taken the excess out to the nature strip for hard rubbish collection .
Unfortunately he feels the need to spruik his rubbish to folk who stop to have a look and takes it personally if they reject the stuff he has already called rubbish .
He asks if that's normal. You and I already know the answer .
There are also a lot of Jawa references.
Andrew is back at University & for several reason which are explored , this makes Richard even happier .
When Andrew announces that inspired by Richards fitness journey he is planning to take up a sport the question of what sport takes Richard's happiness to unprecedented levels & he has to stop .

Episode 28

Thu, 14 Jan 2021 15:00:00 +1100

Episode 27

Thu, 07 Jan 2021 16:00:00 +1100

Richard is trying to regain fitness because , as he explains , its the only thing in his life he can control.
It is ,however, a long journey & therefore requires a soundtrack .
This is discussed in some detail.
It leads us naturally to a conversation about TV themes & Andrew mourns the lost genre of the explanatory theme.
Under the theme of recovery, Richard asks "Would a bit of steroid use be so bad ? "
Two uninformed middle-aged men then discuss , you will not be any better informed at the end of it all .

Episode 26

Thu, 31 Dec 2020 20:00:00 +1100

We find the resolution to the story of Andrew living in a high-rise with no functioning lift .

Christmas has come and gone ,you'll hear tales of family gatherings ,presents & backyard cricket matches .

A terrible day for bracelets - or was it ? Richard tells the story then asks "is the bottle half full or half empty ?"

The subsequent discussion will help to guide our view of what's a win in 2021

Episode 25

Thu, 24 Dec 2020 17:00:00 +1100

Richard feels he could do other things .Andrew points out that other things would make a wonderful Comedy Festival show .This then gets workshopped , some ideas are better than others.
We find out why the phrase "end of night sushi" triggers Andrew & ,oddly ,his hatred of Duran Duran.
Andrew is living in Hell, what does that look like I'll let him tell you...
Also, how do you answer the phone? I mean what do you say ?
Richard is not sure and Andrew is no help

Episode 24

Thu, 17 Dec 2020 22:00:00 +1100

Episode 23

Thu, 10 Dec 2020 22:00:00 +1100

Episode 23 is the Christmas Precursor.
Some podcasts wait until the last minute to actually talk about Christmas, but not at The Mess Around. No, we get in early to prepare you for the oncoming storm.

And it's not just Christmas, the significance of birthday cards is debated heavily as well.
Richard reveals his son's unique, emotionally detached and yet amusing way of signing off cards to his father.

But mostly this episode is a tale of two Christmases.
We get a glimpse into the olympian level of preparation that goes into Christmas decorations at Richard's house, as well the frankly stunning indifference and apathy at Andrew's.

The stockings are hung by the chimney with care, and the giant inflatable Santa is lurching violently in the wind scaring small children.

" Warmest regards "

Episode 22

Thu, 03 Dec 2020 17:00:00 +1100

It's difficult to explain this week's episode.

For starters, Richard has a tree named after his son. Make of that what you will.

Which is nothing compared to Andrew who names his plants, and the cars he has owned...
one of which was a literal tiny red clown car.
He even occasionally talks to them, the cars, not the plants.

Meanwhile some irresponsible business is advertising dangerous digging equipment to Richard. Speaking of dangerous digging, stunningly, the saga of the Mattock continues.
Let's just say there's a giant hole, a wheelie bin, and a terrible late night incident involving Richard's partner. All roads lead back to the Mattock.

Finally Andrew gets over excited about his favourite reality shows, some of which involve waving heavy sharp instruments. but all of which people hurting themselves.

It all makes sense, somehow.

Oh and the bird is a " Bush-Stone Curlew "... you'll thank me later.

Episode 21

Thu, 26 Nov 2020 16:00:00 +1100

In this episode you will learn why we should all strive to become Happy Idiots.
Richard and Andrew appear to have nailed at least one part of that description, you be the judge which one.

Unusually there's a plethora of useful advice this week, most of which would be found in the Richard Stubbs Self Help Book, were it not for the fact that this seems to be one of the worst ideas in publishing history.

The giddy excitement of the short cut is mentioned, and Richard's stories of campervan excursions function less as advice, and more as a cautionary tale.

Oddly, we discover that Andrew doesn't really know Eric Bana, and has a strange obsession with Chris Hemsworth and effluent.

After listening your chances of being both happy and an idiot, will go up considerably.

Episode 20

Wed, 18 Nov 2020 23:00:00 +1100

In this episode we take the time to look back at the Compilation Episode that could’ve been, but ultimately wasn’t.

But first we present insights into sleeping, waking, being grumpy and all the nuances in between.

Andrew comes to the terrible, realisation that his partner is purposely laying a trap for him every morning, and Richard presents a piece of bedroom advice that will surely come in handy, one day.

Publicly showcasing his knowledge of Get Smart allows Andrew to once again become the object of scorn and ridicule amongst the young folk.

While Richard’s gives us historical insight into perhaps the most one sided case of sibling rivalry ever.

We have a brief update on the dog hair jumper saga for those of you that have been kept awake worrying, and once again we hear the further adventures of the Mattock.

Episode 20 - The Compilation Episode, that’s not a compilation Episode.

Episode 19

Fri, 06 Nov 2020 15:00:00 +1100

Andrew finally tells the story of the time he travelled to Rome with his dog . Without spoiling it , lets just say the story wasn't as simple as "we both got on a plane , we both got off a plane and were in Rome "
This is a true saga and a testament to what can happen to a young person with a dream but who doesn't think it thru
There's other stuff in the podcast but its this story that will most leave you uplifted as you realize , again , your gratitude at not being Andrew or Richard

Episode 18

Tue, 03 Nov 2020 22:00:00 +1100

Andrew talks elections - no not that one , his local council. He voted but not without disappointment . This leads to the heartwarming story of his dog who loved elections and we learn why.

An idle question triggers Richard & there's a realization that the sins of the father may have also been visited on the grandchildren.

As usual , film references are scatted throughout the podcast , oddly so is Rome .

A lot is talked about that will happen in later episodes . This includes, stunningly , the story of Andrew taking his dog to Rome. Literally.

Is this talk of things to come clever teasing to get you to listen more episodes or laziness that could've been sorted in a production meeting ? Are the repeating references and linking up of subjects revealing of the podcasts complexity or just the call backs that desperate comedians do so it looks like things have a point ?

You be the judge.

Episode 17

Thu, 29 Oct 2020 21:00:00 +1100

Richard and Andrew declare themselves firmly in the "Dumb and Dumber" Sub Genre.

Fascinatingly Richard shares the multiple reasons why he doesn't go sailing at night.

Andrew struggles with the concept of changing names to protect the innocent, while sharing a nasty whipper snipper incident, that didn’t happen to him, so is therefore funnier.

Speaking of tragic incidents, sadly and against all logic and reason, Richard has once again had a run in with “ The Mattock ".

But if you've ever wanted to know which Ninja stance you should take up while attempting to kill zombies with a lightweight mattock, you've come to the right place.

This episode also struggles with the paradox of a Pandemic Halloween, and adds to the list of “ Things not to do with an 80 kilo Rottweiler “.

Andrew finds a small glimmer of happiness in 2020, which leads to an explanation of what it means to like Chinese food, and why he is rubbish at buying gifts … this part is too hard to explain.

Episode 16

Sat, 17 Oct 2020 15:00:00 +1100

Andrew tries to defend his relaxed Gold Coast lifestyle to listeners, who may or may not be in a pandemic lockdown.

Richard’s family are concerned that his growing fascination with local elections may develop into an unhealthy obsession.

He calms the angry mob by taking them out on Stubbs Family Picnic, which during lockdown turns into a culinary operation requiring military precision.

Staying with local elections, Andrew introduces a unique surfing candidate who would only work in Gold Coast elections.

We get some insight into what happens when we mix the dangerous cocktail of Richard interviewing a tourettes sufferer live on the radio.
The phrase “ what could possibly go wrong? “ hangs heavily in the air.

For extra points, pay attention to how much Clint Eastwood features in this episode... for no apparent reason.

Episode 15

Fri, 09 Oct 2020 15:00:00 +1100

Andrew is struggling with life at Uni.
A closer examination of his behaviours reveals many of the issues.
Andrew details his Tao of Shopping & Lists.
This leads to a conversation about list creation & how our partners help.

We also discover what Andrew lives for, it is indeed a gift that keeps on giving .
Richard sums up Melbourne's lockdown vibe at the moment.
He is coping by really, really investing in choosing who to vote for in the local council elections. His method involves whiteboard charts, Venn diagrams and on line stalking .
There is a confused discussion of the policies promised by the Local Government candidates.

Episode 14

Wed, 07 Oct 2020 20:00:00 +1100

Andrew has been living a life while Richard is lockdown bound.
He generously shares the thrill of it all with Richard.
He has done a stand up gig which was not without issues. Some of these related to Instagram - weirdly.

Meanwhile, Richard has discovered several annoying issues that only a pandemic & subsequent lockdown could reveal.

Andrew updates us on his quest to better his Nemesis' achievements. There's a brisk discussion about whether it can truly be called a Nemesis when the other person doesn't know of your existence. Andrew brushes past such things and ploughs on to give us a frightening insight into his mind.

Richard has a brilliant idea for the halftime entertainment at the AFL Grand Final, if only they would take his call.

Episode 13

Fri, 02 Oct 2020 14:00:00 +1000

It's Episode 13, should we be frightened? Not according to Richard who goes into a history story, to everyone's delight.
Neither Richard nor Andrew slept well, for different reasons, however both involved alarms.
We learn that Andrew is overexcited in a crisis but also uncaring.
Richard has created a new suburban triathlon. It would be easily broadcast on 7 Mate.
Andrew took a personality test at Uni and not surprisingly, he's Lex Luthor.
It also explains the uncaring thing.

Episode 12

Fri, 18 Sep 2020 15:00:00 +1000

Lockdown hasn't got any better for Richard, but his Apple watch is proud of all his achievements.
Andrew has returned to Uni & in a rush of blood, decided to attend orientation in person .
everything happened as you'd expect.
Richard decided to do something stereotypically manly. It involved a mattock 7 an ill-conceived plan.
The local economy was the winner.
Andrew's Tai Chi school is up & running.
It is so tragic all our lives are better by comparison.

Episode 11

Wed, 09 Sep 2020 14:00:00 +1000

We enter the world of some of Andrew's previous jobs (careers ? ) , mainly the ones involving big money - not his. Specifically we enter the world of Casinos as a croupier and banks as a teller.

It naturally leads to a revealing insight into the mind of the Australian worker & may explain why Australia isn't a superpower.
Andrew has some brilliant tips for rising to the top.

It's Episode 11 and Andrew tells a joke. He's probably still chuckling delightedly.

A discussion on the nature of work leads Richard to reveal what he thinks about.

Honestly, we should have ended on the joke

Episode 10

Thu, 03 Sep 2020 13:00:00 +1000

Unbelievably ,Richard manages to name drop yet again. It does provide an interesting insight into what some celebrities do when they travel.
This leads to another discussion about comedians trying to fit into normal society, spoiler alert , they don't. Unfortunately, Richard relentlessly name drops again.
Andrew struggles in the supermarket, Richard helpfully explains why.
Lockdown has created unusual stresses. This has manifested in Richards partner attempting to create a dog-hair jumper.
Not kidding.
It will be hideous and will have unforeseen consequences.

Episode 9

Fri, 28 Aug 2020 16:00:00 +1000

Episode 8

Wed, 19 Aug 2020 15:00:00 +1000

Getting food delivery in Melbourne ( critical in a lockdown ) is fraught with peril.
This simple story moves the conversation into a rolling discussion of films to watch in lockdown. Richard watched something disturbing so the topic veers to the safer ground of 80's action films.
It then continues seamlessly into how Richard's children are trained like ninjas ready for the Zombie Apocalypse ( "the problem" says Andrew" is you're all too ready & are likely to go off at a false alarm " ).
Naturally, this leads us to Andrew explaining how Richard has slighted his Kung Fu school and what must be done as a result.

Episode 7

Wed, 12 Aug 2020 13:00:00 +1000

Andrew delicately brings up a sore point for Richard, who explains why he can't go to Tahiti - ever.
The podcast is going well, is it time for a sponsor?
Probably not and besides who would it be?
Both make suggestions before realizing it's hopeless.

The conversation reveals Richard is terribly brand loyal, Andrew is not.
Richard finds this disturbing.

Andrew argues film students don't watch enough films , Richard gratuitously sees this as an opportunity to brag.

Episode 6

Wed, 05 Aug 2020 16:00:00 +1000

Questions of language are examined. Phrases are analyzed.
No conclusions are reached. No one is the wiser for the effort.
Richard outlines a saga occurring in his house of epic proportions.
Sweeping and grand in its scope.
Everyone is exhausted by the end of it.
Andrew's brother in law goes on a date which doesn't go well but does raise the question, can you revisit old places from previous relationships with a new person?

Episode 5

Fri, 31 Jul 2020 15:00:00 +1000

Richard has discovered a physical condition that has lurked without notice in his life.
It now rears its head and Richard is shook, Andrew laughs.

Andrew has broken his lecturer.
He explains the circumstances, Richard is unsurprised.

A question, can you have a Nemesis if your Nemesis doesn't know you exist?
If you can, Andrew has one, if you can't he needs help.

Episode 4

Mon, 27 Jul 2020 16:00:00 +1000

This whole episode strays into uncharted waters.

We learn way more about how people are making money in a Pandemic than we really needed . We will possibly never look at our Teddy in the same way.

Richard provides a method for achieving complex task that is actually effective . Both he and Andrew are startled by this.

Andrew demands more Instagram presence , he will set one up. He desperately wants the picture of Richard in his first TV appearance as a kangaroo.

Episode 3

Wed, 15 Jul 2020 15:00:00 +1000

It's episode 3 and we are starting to get to the big life questions.
Is it possible for a present to be the most thoughtful and the worst at the same time ?
Is that any better than a thoughtless awful present ?

Andrew recounts accusing someone only to have the evidence disappear.
Richard is an early mask adopter and may never give it up. Due to his "condition" he feels it's an improvement.
Andrew helps Richard with a social media issue.

Episode 2

Wed, 08 Jul 2020 16:00:00 +1000

Andrew is uneasy with Richard's description of the Podcast .
Richard is confronted with another 6 weeks of lockdown & asks for help - he gets none
Andrew discusses his Tertiary studies , Richard doesn't help Andrew feel good or fit in . Surprisingly he may have made things worse
An awkward last name nearly ends the show at Ep 2 , some zombie / post-apocalyptic themes are explored
By the end no-one is better than when they started in any way.

Episode 1A

Wed, 01 Jul 2020 14:00:00 +1000

It really begins...no really