The Relatively Jumbo Podcast

Episode 64 - We're Back?!?!

Sun, 03 Dec 2023 22:00:00 -0500

Where exactly was Steve on January 6th?? Hot NFL and College Football takes, juicy NHL rumors and more!

Episode 63 -- Logan Paul/Mayweather STUNK

Mon, 07 Jun 2021 11:00:00 -0400

NBA/NHL playoffs, we recap the Logan Paul vs Floyd Mayweather Fight, give TV recommendations and much more!

Episode 62 -- What a Day of SPORTS

Sun, 23 May 2021 23:00:00 -0400

NBA/NHL Playoffs, Phil Mickelson's old ass won the PGA Championship, Tony La Russa is old man yelling at cloud & much more.

Episode 61 -- Steve's Rantings of a Madman

Sun, 16 May 2021 23:00:00 -0400

Tim Tebow is impersonating a football player, Udonis Haslam plays 3 minutes and is immediately ejected, gas shortage, a good SNL skit, NHL Playoffs, Devin's Offbeat News Corner, and much more.

Episode 60 -- "The WWE Presents: Game of Thrones Brother"

Sun, 09 May 2021 23:00:00 -0400

Kentucky Derby winning hose fails drug test, DK Metcalf is fast as hell, Bill & Melinda Gates get divorce, Tom Wilson murdered the New York Rangers franchise, and the debut of "Devin's Offbeat News Corner".

Episode 59 -- The Gang Gets Pegged

Sun, 02 May 2021 23:00:00 -0400

The Bears have a Quarterback? Maybe? Logan Paul fighting Floyd Mayweather in June, Andrew Shaw Retires from the NHL, and they're trying to ban menthol cigarettes again!

Episode 58 -- That Time Steve Went to Cubs Jail

Sun, 25 Apr 2021 23:00:00 -0400

The boys return to discuss Steve's bachelor party, the time he got kicked out of a Cubs game and made it back in, knockouts and shattered legs at UFC 261 (Steve hates Dana White), and much more.

Episode 57 -- Grand Theft Auto Prince Phillip

Sun, 11 Apr 2021 23:00:00 -0400

Wrestlemania and why there's no new great wrestlers, The Masters, announcers going nuts for Miles Bridges and PBA 7-10 splits, RIP Prince Phillip & DMX and much more.

Episode 56 -- Paul Pierce's Medicinal Strippers

Tue, 06 Apr 2021 00:00:00 -0400

Paul Pierce goes on IG Live with strippers at home, immediately fired, Lil Nas X Trolls the entire internet and remains undefeated, KD gets into the mud with Michael Rappaport, Baylor demolishes Gonzaga, Baseball fights, and much more!

Episode 55 -- Chet Hanks Presents: White Boy Summer

Sun, 28 Mar 2021 21:00:00 -0400

There's a boat stuck in a Canal, Chet Hanks declares a "White Boy Summer" and lays some ground rules, umpire struggles and salaries, Nick shares a story about kickboxing then goes on a rant about the Bears, and much more.

Episode 54 -- It's Hard to Beat a Nun on Sunday

Tue, 23 Mar 2021 00:00:00 -0400

The boys wrap up the first two rounds of March Madness, then talk a little baseball meth, and the deep depression that is being a Chicago Bears fan. Enjoy!

Episode 53 -- Good Cop, Dumb Cop

Sun, 14 Mar 2021 23:00:00 -0400

The boys talk March Madness, Devin saw a car accident, Drew Brees retired, Myers Leonard big racist, spending stimmy's, and much more.

Episode 52 -- There Goes Crazy Jesus

Mon, 08 Mar 2021 23:00:00 -0500

Baker Mayfield saw aliens and somehow it got compared to Jesus Christ, Papa John is an idiot AND a racist, Dak Prescott signs long-term in Dallas, NBA All-Star Game, son of Nike Exec busted using her credit card to fund sneaker re-selling business, and much more.

Episode 51 -- OJ Simpson Got the Vaccine Before You Did

Sun, 28 Feb 2021 22:00:00 -0500

OJ got the vaccine, Tiger crashed his car (shoutout the Genesis GV80), getting rid of states, Nick kidnaps kids for ransom money, Russ Wilson might want to go to the Bears (?!), MLB baseball is BACK, public baby gender reveals & much more!

Episode 50 -- Steve Reviews Brokeback Mountain

Sun, 21 Feb 2021 23:00:00 -0500

Bulls/Hawks are young and frisky, Steve might get back into the little league umpire game, Tim Tebow retired thanks to us, Cam Newton gets heckled, Carson Wentz gets traded, and the boys talk a little Brokeback Mountain.

Episode 49 -- There's 628 Episode of Ridiculousness (Top 5 MTV Shows)

Tue, 16 Feb 2021 08:00:00 -0500

Tom Brady was buckled at the Super Bowl parade, and the silversmith's daughter was none too pleased, JJ Watt gets released, Tim Tebow gets invited back to spring training, the Super Bowl streaker bet big but couldn't keep his mouth shut, the top 5 of MTV Shows, and much more.

Episode 48 -- Top 5 Sports Movies and Jackson Mahomes is the WORST

Tue, 09 Feb 2021 08:00:00 -0500

The boys talk Super Bowl, Lamar Odom & Aaron Carter Celebrity Boxing, pro athletes having their burner accounts exposed, Trevor Bauer signing with the Dodgers and much more.

Episode 47 -- The Stock Market is Fake, Just Like Money. We Made Them Up

Sun, 31 Jan 2021 23:00:00 -0500

The boys tell a story of when they were basically kidnapped by a former Buffalo Bills lineman and taken to a Western bar, popular movies we never saw, Matt Stafford traded to the Rams, wallstreetbets vs. hedge fund billionaires, Patrick Reed is a cheating douche (or perfect golf villain), and the boys pick their Super Bowl winners.

Episode 46 -- Devin Curses Betty White & Tom Hanks Rides the Sybian

Sun, 24 Jan 2021 23:00:00 -0500

On this episode we discuss Godzilla vs Kong, getting blackout drunk and the aftermath, former Mets GM sending 62 unanswered text messages including a dick pic, Trump pardons Weezy, Phil Rivers retires, the NFL Championship games, McGregor getting WORKED, and much more.

Episode 45 -- Steve HATES Bitcoin (ft. Media Man Dan)

Mon, 18 Jan 2021 08:00:00 -0500

Nick & Steve are joined by Media Man Dan filling in for Devin and cover Tik Tok (@relativelyjumbopodcast) & how we don't understand Bitcoin, then go over the NFL Divisional Round games, James Harden getting traded, Doug Pederson getting fired and much more.

Episode 44 -- The Bears Are DEAD (& We Didn't Jinx the Browns)

Mon, 11 Jan 2021 08:00:00 -0500

The Bears season is ends in depressing fashion, then the rest of the weekend's playoff games. Then we make our picks for next weekends games (we're all 3-3 from last week). Talk a little hockey, little NBA, then read some texts from the twitter handle "Dudes Who Are Down Bad".

Episode 43 -- The Bears Play the Nickelodeon Game Against the Saints

Mon, 04 Jan 2021 08:00:00 -0500

The boys immediately jump into the Bears/Packers game (PU!) and then go into the rest of the week 17 slate, as well as picking winners for the first round of the playoffs. Then wrap up the show talking a little college football, Dwayne Haskins getting released, and Alex Smith's wife making his leg brace into a Lombardi Trophy (?????)

Episode 42 -- Top 5 of 2020 (Not Great!) & Playoff Bears??

Sun, 27 Dec 2020 23:00:00 -0500

The boys give some TV and movie recommendations (and talk about some new releases), some talk about best pro-athlete jobs in different sports, Steve doing karate, Tom Cruise ranting, Larsa Pippen & Bronny James, then do a Top 5 of things that happened in 2020 (BOOOO), then goin through the NFL slate and talk about the Bears game and playoff chances.

Episode 41 -- The Bears are BACK (& Devin is a Grinch)

Mon, 21 Dec 2020 08:00:00 -0500

The boys run through a top 5 of favorite things about Christmas (except for Devin who did the opposite), then talk through the full NFL slate including everyone buying back into the Bears until they inevitably break our hearts. Finally they discuss the Cleveland Indians name change and go over the 1890's Cleveland Spiders Roster and their favorite names on the list.

Episode 40 -- Andrew Dice Clay Presents - "Who Da Fuck's This Guy?"

Sun, 13 Dec 2020 23:00:00 -0500

Lotta fast food talk on this episode, as well as bad TV shows, the Bears win and we're not sure how to feel about it, the rest of the NFL Sunday slate and much, much, much (much) more.

Check out our podcast episode wrap up videos on our YouTube page HERE https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCADEe_URxnjk-RMQ163AqFg

Episode 39 -- Nick Dates Virginia McCaskey to Save the Bears

Mon, 07 Dec 2020 08:00:00 -0500

The fellas talk about Logan Paul fighting Mayweather, Larsa Pippen running a train on the NBA, the Westbrook for John Wall trade, a possible NHL lockout, Len Kasper leaving the Cubs for the White Sox, the full NFL slate, as well as a fool-proof plan to fix the Bears and much much more.

Episode 38 -- Nate Robinson Got Knocked out for $600

Mon, 30 Nov 2020 08:00:00 -0500

Steve's back, and buddy does he have some criticisms for our Thanksgiving drafts. Then the boys talk about the Tyson vs. Jones Jr boxing match, and more importantly the Jake Paul vs Nate Robinson match. Then the full NFL slate and much more.

Episode 37 -- Bah Gawd That's Stefan's Music! (ft. Stefan)

Mon, 23 Nov 2020 09:00:00 -0500

Nick & Devin are joined by Stefan, who's working on a Wally Pip-type scenario with Steve. The boys do a top 5 for Thanksgiving/things that could make Thanksgiving even better. They then run through the full slate of Sunday NFL games, talk a little basketball, then say farewell to former Cubs GM Theo Epstein. Check it out.

Episode 36 -- The Bears (Dumpster Fire Gif)

Tue, 17 Nov 2020 09:00:00 -0500

When do they measure you for your Masters jacket? Are you an asshole if you turn off amber alerts on your phone? How long would it take to fill a swimming pool with piss? Who the hell wants to play with Russell Westbrook or James Harden. Find answers to all these questions and many more in episode 36.

Episode 35 -- The Aristocrats

Mon, 09 Nov 2020 09:00:00 -0500

The boys talk about the passing of legend Alex Trebek, getting caught cheating in bar trivia, Rachel Ray burning her house down that one time, the full NFL slate of games, and Gilbert Godfrey. Check it out.

Episode 34 -- Sloppy Wet Balls

Mon, 02 Nov 2020 08:00:00 -0500

The boys discuss the drama and antics of the dodgeball championship game, as well as Halloween being cancelled because the bars are closed (and our favorite past Halloween costumes). Then they angrily discuss the Bears game and go over the rest of the Sunday slate. They wrap up by discussing World Series game 6 and the Justin Turner COVID debacle, as well as the White Sox hiring 76 year old Tony LaRussa as manager.

Episode 33 -- Fall Guy Bryan in the Building

Mon, 26 Oct 2020 00:00:00 -0400

Our fall guy sits in for Devin this week, and we discuss the NFL slate this weekend, Kanye on Joe Rogan, the Mel Gibson Santa movie and Vince Vaughn's Freaky Friday murder movie, and much more.

Episode 32 -- Nolan Ryan Has Old Man Junk

Mon, 19 Oct 2020 00:00:00 -0400

We talk Steve being late to record, tax deadlines being made up, a plethora of impressions, the full NFL slate, and Devin finds out about Periscope and Cameo. CHECK IT OUT FRIENDS.

Episode 31 -- NASCAR Drivers Pee in the Suit?

Sun, 11 Oct 2020 23:00:00 -0400

The guys talk the full NFL slate, including a Bears victory on Thursday. Then Steve has an "Am I the Asshole?" and Devin debuts his new segments "Conversations I Heard at the Park".

Episode 30 -- Multiple Pipings (ft. Jalen Ramsey)

Mon, 05 Oct 2020 09:00:00 -0400

Two new quick segments "I'm Getting Old" and "People are Dumb Online" kick off the episode. Then the boys touch on the Lightning winning the cup and the Heat taking game 3 of the NBA Finals. After that we get into the depressing Bears loss and the rest of the football slate and much more.

Episode 29 -- The Falcons STINK (And This Year's Bad Halloween Costumes)

Sun, 27 Sep 2020 23:00:00 -0400

We talk the full slate of NFL games, as well as the Cubs and White Sox securing their spots in the postseason and the matchups they've drawn. Then we talk a bit about a bunch of stuff including Moon Man and Doctor Doom-Little as well as all of the terrible Halloween costumes you're going to see.

Episode 28 -- Don't Sneeze Around Vince McMahon

Mon, 21 Sep 2020 00:00:00 -0400

We talk full NFL Sunday slate, Steve talks a little US Open golf talk as well as his reaction to Undertaker losing Wrestlemania, the first explicit albums we bought, and much more.

Episode 27 -- Remind Us in November That Steve Has to Jump Into the Lake

Thu, 17 Sep 2020 09:00:00 -0400

In this episode we talk upcoming fashion trends, how the band Korn came up with their name, what happens when you become mayor, Steve having to repay all of the hundreds of bets he's lost, then we get into sports included a heated discussion between Devin and Steve about Doc Rivers vs. Brad Stevens.

Sidenote: Based off suggestions that we've gotten from fans, the podcast is going to be switching from 2-one hour episodes a week to 1-90 or so minute episode on Monday. One half will be sports based and the other half will be random topics/segments. Let us know if you have any more suggestions.

Episode 26 -- We Talk Sports, We Talk Television Shows, OK?

Mon, 14 Sep 2020 00:00:00 -0400

First NFL Sunday of the season and we talk a little bit about the games themselves and a lotta bit about random funny parts from each game. We also talk a little G4 television and much more.

Episode 25 -- FOOTBALL IS BACK BABY

Thu, 10 Sep 2020 00:00:00 -0400

We talk about football being back and our expectations for the Bears as well as what we're looking forward to most this season. We also talk about OBJ ALLEGEDLY being into poop stuff, as well as various complaints about flying and interesting facts about things like the world's first Cinnabon. Check it out, tell everyone you know and a couple people you don't.

Episode 24 -- The Labor Day Special

Tue, 08 Sep 2020 21:00:00 -0400

This was our first episode recording in the same room, and it did not disappoint. We talk NBA/NHL playoffs, and we recap Nick's beer mile and our mini golf extravaganza, both videos should be out early next week.

Episode 23 -- Would You Go See Gallagher for $20?

Thu, 03 Sep 2020 01:00:00 -0400

The fellas discuss the NBA Playoffs (Bucks are CHOKING) as well as the Stanley Cup Playoffs (the teams we all picked are CHOKING), Aroldis Chapman getting suspended for less games than Joe Kelly, RIP to Chicago legend Bob RooOOHRMAN, Gallagher and then Steve roasts the hell out of Devin. A lot happened, check it out.

Episode 22 -- We Talk About Early 2000's MTV Shows For a Bit

Sun, 30 Aug 2020 21:00:00 -0400

We also talked about the NBA and NHL playoffs (each of the teams we picked for the NHL playoffs are down 2-1 nbd), we also talked about possible arson committed at some point in our childhoods, we revise the Beef-A-Roo beef list, and even more!

Episode 21 -- Money's Not Real! We Made It Up!

Wed, 26 Aug 2020 23:00:00 -0400

The boys start the podcast by becoming a landscaping podcast, then talk about Devin getting mad that Steve didn't notice he got a haircut. We get serious for a minute by talking about the NBA and players in other leagues boycotting on Wednesday. They then get into NBA/NHL playoffs talk and immediately veer hard left into movie theatre etiquette, more moon man talk, and much more. Comin in HOT on a Thursday.

Episode 20 -- Navigating The Intricacies of Co-Ed Intramural Sports

Mon, 24 Aug 2020 00:00:00 -0400

In this episode we talked about the recent NBA playoff action including Luka going off and Seth Curry (as well as everyone on the internet) shit talking "Playoff P". We also talk about which two superpowers would you want, and get into "Am I the Asshole" featuring Steve and his competitive drive when it comes to intramural, co-ed kickball.

Episode 19 -- The Hot Take Episode

Thu, 20 Aug 2020 00:00:00 -0400

We,,,we have some takes on this one. And they, they might be hot. We talk a little MLB with the Trevor Bauer Free Joe Kelly Cleats, as well as the Fernando Tatis Jr. grand salami, we talk about the Bucks and Lakers (not the Heat) losing game 1, blowjob girl getting the Suns train on the tracks, the Hawks losing (sad face), Steves hot (read: terrible) take on Doc Emrick vs. Mike Tirico, and the Bears saying all the right things to make us buy in this season.

Episode 18 -- Doxxing Dr. Fauci

Mon, 17 Aug 2020 01:00:00 -0400

In this episode we do a little NBA/NHL/MLB talk, talk about Alex Smith somehow being cleared for football activities, recurring dreams we have, what conspiracy theories we're the closest to believing, and much more. You can tell this was recorded very late in the evening.

Episode 17 -- MAP (And QB's as Cars)

Thu, 13 Aug 2020 00:00:00 -0400

The guys talk NBA headlines from inside the bubble, the thrilling 5OT game between Columbus and Tampa in the NHL playoffs, do a new segment comparing NFL starting QB's as cars, and finish the show talking about the song putting the nation in a frenzy, "WAP".

Episode 16 -- Nick is Trapped in a Hot Car!

Mon, 10 Aug 2020 02:00:00 -0400

Nick recorded the podcast in his car in a Starbucks parking lot because he's dedicated to the listeners (listen to see if he makes it out alive). The boys talk a little NHL playoffs, and do a top 5 of non-fast food restaurants that was HIGHLY contentious.

Episode 15 -- "So I Watched Knives Out Last Night..."

Thu, 06 Aug 2020 00:00:00 -0400

The boys talk a bit about the NHL and NBA bubbles, how the MLB looks possibly doomed and NFL is certainly doomed, and then go off on many tangents including top HBO series' of all time, OJ Simpson, and Spiderman, as well as profound movie reviews. Buckle up, bucko.

Episode 14 -- "No Doubt, I Would Steal Some J's"

Mon, 03 Aug 2020 00:00:00 -0400

In this episode the boys talk NBA & NHL bubbles (Blackhawks Stanley Cup 2020 Champs NBD), talk about which fringe sports would be better with steroids, Yoenis Cespedes giving the Mets the ol' Irish Goodbye, Everyone on the St Louis Cardinals getting COVID (and adding St Louis to the Beef List), and wrap up the show with a little orgy talk (a natural conclusion to the show).

Episode 13 -- Would You Rather No Electricity, Or No Plumbing?

Thu, 30 Jul 2020 00:00:00 -0400

Simply put, we talk about everything in this episode; all the things. We talk about the NBA being back, we talk about the NHL being back, we talk Mahomes buying part of the Royals, we talk about Nick's top 10 movies of all time, we talk about Joe Kelly vs The Astros, new segment "What the fuck is Jose Canseco talking about?", also the guys curse Nick's upcoming medical procedure. It's a cold world.

Episode 12 -- Lou Will's Magic City Lunch

Sun, 26 Jul 2020 22:00:00 -0400

A major sports happened since we last spoke, folks. We talk about opening day/weekend and how we feel about our current teams way too early into the season. We also talk about The Jets trading Jamal Adams to the Seahawks, as well as the best story of the Bubble in Lou Will stopping at a strip club for their world-renowned lunch menu.We talk about the Knicks hiring Thibs for head coach as well as Corey Crawford coming back from the 'Rona to get between the pipes. We also say goodbye to the legend Regis Philbin and give a quick update on the guys' kickball team (I know you were dying to get an update on the guys' kickball team).

Episode 11 -- #Sports #are #BACK

Thu, 23 Jul 2020 00:00:00 -0400

Opening Day for Baseball, catch the fever! (please don't) We talk about what we love about opening day and how weird this one will be, as well as what our walk-up songs would be. Also talk a little about the NFL starting up soon and do two segments, "Am I the Asshole?" & "Bullshit or Not Bullshit". We end the show with Steve attempting to break the record for fastest time eating one piece of toast, it's a joy.

Episode 10 -- We Have A Co-Host That's A World Record Holder

Sun, 19 Jul 2020 21:00:00 -0400

We recap the garlic bread record setting performance, and Steve forgot to get bread to do his toast challenge so we berate him for that. We also talked about MLB coming back as well as a little about about the NBA/NHL and also the fact that the NFL has no idea how to safely play football.

Episode 9 -- We Get A Fall Guy

Thu, 16 Jul 2020 00:00:00 -0400

In this episode we finalize plans for the eating world record video (recording this Saturday), we debut a new segment, "Am I the Asshole?", Kanye dropped out of the race and who his cabinet could have been as well as what celebrities we'd like to be president, and we got a director of marketing/fall guy. Also shout out to our new design guy Dan (www.dfsign.co)

Episode 8 -- Sports, Conspiracies & Chappelle's Show, Oh My!

Mon, 13 Jul 2020 01:00:00 -0400

You talk about tangents pal we got tangents. We talk about the fights on Saturday night, the NBA/NHL and their respective bubbles, the Wayfair conspiracy (among others) and do a Top 5 for Chappelle's Show sketches. Buckle up buckaroo.

Episode 7 -- #Glizzy (I Got Gushers & Garlic Bread)

Thu, 09 Jul 2020 10:00:00 -0400

On this episode we talk new game shows, Patrick Mahomes getting PAID, the TikTok drama that we all definitely understand, a new slang term Nick learned on social media, and more talk about trying to set eating records. The boys were buzzing, enjoy.

Episode 6 -- #momtip (Nick Becomes a Professional Eater)

Mon, 06 Jul 2020 00:00:00 -0400

On this episode we discuss Devin's wedding registry and the fact that Steve hasn't gotten him anything yet (wedding was in January). We also talk about the different pro sports leagues coming back (?) as well as the Nathan's Hotdog Competition which turns into me basically signing myself up to be a professional eater so that's cool.

Episode 5 -- The 4th of July (Could Jordan Average 10 Points a Night Right Now?)

Thu, 02 Jul 2020 10:00:00 -0400

On this episode we talk Bobby Bonilla and his annual payday, Fourth of July plans, a tweet going over the top 370 people in a certain profession, could Michael Jordan step onto an NBA court and average 10 points/game for these playoffs, and many other things.

Episode 4 -- I Want YOU, to Want ME!

Mon, 29 Jun 2020 01:00:00 -0400

Cam Newton to the Patriots, MLB is back I think, and a Top 5 of Fast Food Restaurants (not fast-casual OK?!)

Episode 3 -- Steve Allegedly Loves His Fiance

Sun, 21 Jun 2020 22:00:00 -0400

Good for him. And her I think. We also talked about Baseball maybe (probably not) coming back and some more things that I cannot remember at the moment but were nonetheless funny and/or entertaining.