The Kids Aren't Home Wed, 15 Jul 2026 10:49:31 -0400 https://soundcloud.com/thekidarenthome en © 2026 The Kids Aren't Home yes d8aa42ca-674a-56e3-84a6-36c6f17f5948 thekidsarenthome episodic true Buzzsprout (https://www.buzzsprout.com) comedy, parenting, funny, marriage, sex, minneapolis, monogamy, dating, love, inspiring, minnesota, couple thekidsarenthome https://storage.buzzsprout.com/g5tasswewqv5e5lrx9y3fpqevpmj?.jpg The Kids Aren't Home https://soundcloud.com/thekidarenthome The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 153 The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 153 Our weekly catch up and the catharsis of being able to process our divorce together. 

]]> Our weekly catch up and the catharsis of being able to process our divorce together. 

]]> thekidsarenthome Buzzsprout-18988991 Thu, 09 Apr 2026 10:00:00 -0500 4060 4 4 full true The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 152 The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 152 Another week, another conversation.

]]> Another week, another conversation.

]]> thekidsarenthome Buzzsprout-18912384 Thu, 26 Mar 2026 09:00:00 -0500 3532 4 3 full true The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 151 The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 151 Prudence, Bad Bunny winning the superbowl, and epstein.

]]> Prudence, Bad Bunny winning the superbowl, and epstein.

]]> thekidsarenthome Buzzsprout-18660176 Thu, 12 Feb 2026 09:00:00 -0600 2686 4 2 full true The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 150 The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 150 We are joined by Sid after a 6 month hiatus for his birthday special!

]]> We are joined by Sid after a 6 month hiatus for his birthday special!

]]> thekidsarenthome Buzzsprout-18622523 Thu, 05 Feb 2026 08:00:00 -0600 4617 4 1 full true The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 149 The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 149 Red rocks AND Miami. 

]]> Red rocks AND Miami. 

]]> thekidsarenthome Buzzsprout-17748774 Thu, 28 Aug 2025 09:00:00 -0500 2654 6 3 full true The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 148 The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 148 We are back after a month in a half hiatus. Colorado, Miami, and major life transitions. 

]]> We are back after a month in a half hiatus. Colorado, Miami, and major life transitions. 

]]> thekidsarenthome Buzzsprout-17683290 Sun, 17 Aug 2025 11:00:00 -0500 2637 6 2 full true The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 147 The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 147 Back on our shit.

]]> Back on our shit.

]]> thekidsarenthome Buzzsprout-17270284 Mon, 02 Jun 2025 17:00:00 -0500 1347 6 1 full true The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 146 The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 146 It's been two years since Andy Adams entered our world. We sit down for our annual chat. Enjoy!

]]> It's been two years since Andy Adams entered our world. We sit down for our annual chat. Enjoy!

]]> thekidsarenthome Buzzsprout-16831054 Thu, 20 Mar 2025 14:00:00 -0500 2685 5 17 full true The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 145 The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 145 Another week, another whiskey. 

]]> Another week, another whiskey. 

]]> thekidsarenthome Buzzsprout-16700817 Thu, 27 Feb 2025 09:00:00 -0600 5387 5 16 full false The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 144 The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 144 Short but sweet!

]]> Short but sweet!

]]> thekidsarenthome Buzzsprout-16534697 Thu, 30 Jan 2025 14:00:00 -0600 1719 5 15 full true The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 143 The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 143 Another week another pod for all of you. We chat about Lars first kinky Friday experience and more.

]]> Another week another pod for all of you. We chat about Lars first kinky Friday experience and more.

]]> thekidsarenthome Buzzsprout-16450242 Thu, 16 Jan 2025 14:00:00 -0600 2997 5 14 full true The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 142 The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 142 We are joined by Lucy and tried to talk about our NYE party but they derailed things and ended up talking about politics for too long in Kelley's opinion.

]]> We are joined by Lucy and tried to talk about our NYE party but they derailed things and ended up talking about politics for too long in Kelley's opinion.

]]> thekidsarenthome Buzzsprout-16380504 Sat, 04 Jan 2025 08:00:00 -0600 3522 5 13 full true The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 141 The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 141 It's an anniversary special! Joined by our besties the Bonier's who share an anniversary with us! Questions about the lore of our marriages entered into ChatGPT to compose a poem for our anniversaries. We will need to do a follow up to tell you about our night though! 

]]> It's an anniversary special! Joined by our besties the Bonier's who share an anniversary with us! Questions about the lore of our marriages entered into ChatGPT to compose a poem for our anniversaries. We will need to do a follow up to tell you about our night though! 

]]> thekidsarenthome Buzzsprout-16357613 Mon, 30 Dec 2024 13:00:00 -0600 2532 5 12 full true The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 140 The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 140 Non-monogomy, staying friends with your ex's and more!

]]> Non-monogomy, staying friends with your ex's and more!

]]> thekidsarenthome Buzzsprout-16228357 Thu, 05 Dec 2024 12:00:00 -0600 4163 5 11 full true The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 139 The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 139 It's been a month!
We are back with politics, non monogamy, and getting older.

]]> It's been a month!
We are back with politics, non monogamy, and getting older.

]]> thekidsarenthome Buzzsprout-16068644 Thu, 07 Nov 2024 19:00:00 -0600 3022 5 10 full true The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 134 The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 134 Blast from the past! July 15, 2022 Sidney and Lennon decided to podcast, enjoy!

]]> Blast from the past! July 15, 2022 Sidney and Lennon decided to podcast, enjoy!

]]> thekidsarenthome Buzzsprout-15862208 Thu, 03 Oct 2024 07:00:00 -0500 2122 5 9 full true The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 137 The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 137 Shows on show, and a life update after an accidental hiatus. 

]]> Shows on show, and a life update after an accidental hiatus. 

]]> thekidsarenthome Buzzsprout-15832160 Sat, 28 Sep 2024 11:00:00 -0500 4073 5 8 full true The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 136 The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 136 First annual BAR OLYMPICS! 
Before and After!

]]> First annual BAR OLYMPICS! 
Before and After!

]]> thekidsarenthome Buzzsprout-15760865 Mon, 16 Sep 2024 09:00:00 -0500 3290 5 7 full true The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 135 The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 135 We are back and re-cap the last couple weeks, talk and try RADAR and Lar's new routine.

]]> We are back and re-cap the last couple weeks, talk and try RADAR and Lar's new routine.

]]> thekidsarenthome Buzzsprout-15553992 Thu, 08 Aug 2024 16:00:00 -0500 4301 5 7 full true The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 134 The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 134 This week we chat about deep shit, there are some tears, and as always we are happy you are here!

]]> This week we chat about deep shit, there are some tears, and as always we are happy you are here!

]]> thekidsarenthome Buzzsprout-15441491 Mon, 22 Jul 2024 11:00:00 -0500 3947 5 6 full true The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 133 The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 133 Lars is joined by his pretty lady Andy and Sidney for a fantastic conversation. 

]]> Lars is joined by his pretty lady Andy and Sidney for a fantastic conversation. 

]]> thekidsarenthome Buzzsprout-15362308 Thu, 04 Jul 2024 10:00:00 -0500 6339 5 5 full true The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 132 The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 132 Lars is consumed with selling his vehicles, screentime, and Pru as a special guest this week.

]]> Lars is consumed with selling his vehicles, screentime, and Pru as a special guest this week.

]]> thekidsarenthome Buzzsprout-15283203 Thu, 20 Jun 2024 07:00:00 -0500 4003 5 4 full true The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 131 The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 131 Live music, friendship, and de-escalating our marriage, OH MY!

]]> Live music, friendship, and de-escalating our marriage, OH MY!

]]> thekidsarenthome Buzzsprout-15224593 Thu, 13 Jun 2024 10:00:00 -0500 3789 5 3 full true The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 130 The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 130 Therapy, tenderness, and love. 

]]> Therapy, tenderness, and love. 

]]> thekidsarenthome Buzzsprout-15198149 Thu, 06 Jun 2024 08:00:00 -0500 3303 5 2 full true The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 129 The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 129 Wowza, we are in it! Marriage is a doozy as of late and we are walking through it and talking through and hopeful that we are gonna get through it. Thanks for being here!

]]> Wowza, we are in it! Marriage is a doozy as of late and we are walking through it and talking through and hopeful that we are gonna get through it. Thanks for being here!

]]> thekidsarenthome Buzzsprout-15079566 Thu, 16 May 2024 07:00:00 -0500 3987 5 1 full true The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 128 The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 128 Starting to have hard conversations around money and all the things.

]]> Starting to have hard conversations around money and all the things.

]]> thekidsarenthome Buzzsprout-14912452 Thu, 18 Apr 2024 08:00:00 -0500 4676 4 14 full true The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 127 The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 127 We talk about dating, Kelley only having been asked out once, and we get our girlfriends on the phone!

]]> We talk about dating, Kelley only having been asked out once, and we get our girlfriends on the phone!

]]> thekidsarenthome Buzzsprout-14786088 Thu, 28 Mar 2024 08:00:00 -0500 5980 4 13 full true The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 126 The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 126 Its been one year since we met Andy Adams and we sit down and talk about our highs and lows and a year of being in each others lives in review!

]]> Its been one year since we met Andy Adams and we sit down and talk about our highs and lows and a year of being in each others lives in review!

]]> thekidsarenthome Buzzsprout-14729858 Thu, 21 Mar 2024 09:00:00 -0500 5133 4 12 full true The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 125 The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 125 It's been a while, but we are back. Beech house is almost finished and we may just have our lives back.

]]> It's been a while, but we are back. Beech house is almost finished and we may just have our lives back.

]]> thekidsarenthome Buzzsprout-14554083 Thu, 22 Feb 2024 09:00:00 -0600 4162 4 11 full true The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 124 The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 124 It's a new year! 
So we have a new look! 
What do you think!? 

We had our forever friends Andy and Laurie on for an anniversary special. We share the same anniversary and Lar's whipped up a fun "not so newly wed" game. 

Looking forward to another year of conversations, parenting, relationships, and as always, shenanigans.
Thanks for being here!

]]> It's a new year! 
So we have a new look! 
What do you think!? 

We had our forever friends Andy and Laurie on for an anniversary special. We share the same anniversary and Lar's whipped up a fun "not so newly wed" game. 

Looking forward to another year of conversations, parenting, relationships, and as always, shenanigans.
Thanks for being here!

]]> thekidsarenthome Buzzsprout-14250174 Thu, 04 Jan 2024 17:00:00 -0600 8322 4 10 full true The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 123 The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 123 In this episode Lars brings Lisa (Kelley's sister) on to talk about psychedelics and the conversation jumps from navigating this explosive world to finding peace within yourself along with a few other tangents that will get you thinking things and feeling stuff.

]]> In this episode Lars brings Lisa (Kelley's sister) on to talk about psychedelics and the conversation jumps from navigating this explosive world to finding peace within yourself along with a few other tangents that will get you thinking things and feeling stuff.

]]> thekidsarenthome Buzzsprout-14057542 Fri, 01 Dec 2023 10:00:00 -0600 10393 4 9 full true The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 122 The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 122 Get ready for a spine-tingling episode as we dive into our unforgettable Halloween party, Lars's new goals at 42, the heartfelt remembrance of Kelley's dear friend, and a thrilling discussion of our favorite scary movies. In this chilling and heartwarming conversation, we share our ghoulish party highlights, Lars's personal aspirations as he reaches midlife, and the profound impact of loss on Kelley's life. Plus, don't miss our hair-raising talk about the scariest films that keep us up at night. Tune in for a dose of laughter, introspection, and Halloween spirit that'll send shivers down your spine!

]]> Get ready for a spine-tingling episode as we dive into our unforgettable Halloween party, Lars's new goals at 42, the heartfelt remembrance of Kelley's dear friend, and a thrilling discussion of our favorite scary movies. In this chilling and heartwarming conversation, we share our ghoulish party highlights, Lars's personal aspirations as he reaches midlife, and the profound impact of loss on Kelley's life. Plus, don't miss our hair-raising talk about the scariest films that keep us up at night. Tune in for a dose of laughter, introspection, and Halloween spirit that'll send shivers down your spine!

]]> thekidsarenthome Buzzsprout-13895990 Thu, 02 Nov 2023 10:00:00 -0500 3174 4 8 full true The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 121 The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 121 It's Lar's birthday episode!

In this episode of "Parenting, Love, and All Things Naked," we embark on a thrilling exploration of the intersecting worlds of parenthood, marriage, and the unconventional dating show, "Naked Attraction."

First, we dive into the heartwarming and often hilarious stories of parenthood, sharing moments that will resonate with every mom and dad out there. Our hosts discuss the trials and tribulations of raising kids, from the memorable first words to those challenging teenage years.

Then, we switch gears and focus on the intricacies of maintaining a loving and thriving marriage. Our guest experts share their secrets for keeping the flame alive, even amidst the chaos of parenting. We reveal the quirky, endearing quirks that make each relationship unique.

And finally, the episode takes an unexpected turn as we explore the fascinating phenomenon of "Naked Attraction." We unpack the concept, discuss societal perceptions, and even share our own personal reactions to this daring dating show.

This episode is a delightful rollercoaster of emotions, offering insight, laughter, and some unexpected twists. Whether you're a parent looking for relatable stories, a couple seeking relationship advice, or just curious about the world of "Naked Attraction," this episode has something for everyone. Join us for a heartwarming, laughter-filled, and thought-provoking journey through the ups and downs of life, love, and dating in the modern world.

]]> It's Lar's birthday episode!

In this episode of "Parenting, Love, and All Things Naked," we embark on a thrilling exploration of the intersecting worlds of parenthood, marriage, and the unconventional dating show, "Naked Attraction."

First, we dive into the heartwarming and often hilarious stories of parenthood, sharing moments that will resonate with every mom and dad out there. Our hosts discuss the trials and tribulations of raising kids, from the memorable first words to those challenging teenage years.

Then, we switch gears and focus on the intricacies of maintaining a loving and thriving marriage. Our guest experts share their secrets for keeping the flame alive, even amidst the chaos of parenting. We reveal the quirky, endearing quirks that make each relationship unique.

And finally, the episode takes an unexpected turn as we explore the fascinating phenomenon of "Naked Attraction." We unpack the concept, discuss societal perceptions, and even share our own personal reactions to this daring dating show.

This episode is a delightful rollercoaster of emotions, offering insight, laughter, and some unexpected twists. Whether you're a parent looking for relatable stories, a couple seeking relationship advice, or just curious about the world of "Naked Attraction," this episode has something for everyone. Join us for a heartwarming, laughter-filled, and thought-provoking journey through the ups and downs of life, love, and dating in the modern world.

]]> thekidsarenthome Buzzsprout-13850396 Thu, 26 Oct 2023 07:00:00 -0500 5501 4 7 full true The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 120 The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 120 Vagina diaries, self hatred, and a reddit roast.

]]> Vagina diaries, self hatred, and a reddit roast.

]]> thekidsarenthome Buzzsprout-13547652 Thu, 07 Sep 2023 10:00:00 -0500 2550 4 6 full true The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 119 The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 119 This may be our best episode to date. Lars gets real honest and transparent about where he is at in life currently, we talk parenting, marriage, polyamory and more!

]]> This may be our best episode to date. Lars gets real honest and transparent about where he is at in life currently, we talk parenting, marriage, polyamory and more!

]]> thekidsarenthome Buzzsprout-13512438 Fri, 01 Sep 2023 10:00:00 -0500 3789 4 5 full true The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 118 The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 118 Another week, another podcast.

]]> Another week, another podcast.

]]> thekidsarenthome Buzzsprout-13375948 Thu, 10 Aug 2023 10:00:00 -0500 2150 4 4 full true The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 117 The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 117 Short but sweet. This week we talk about our trip to Des Moines with some of our best friends, non-monogamy, Jonah Hill, and how we communicate.

]]> Short but sweet. This week we talk about our trip to Des Moines with some of our best friends, non-monogamy, Jonah Hill, and how we communicate.

]]> thekidsarenthome Buzzsprout-13216475 Thu, 13 Jul 2023 10:00:00 -0500 2725 4 3 full true The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 116 The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 116 We are back this week with a short one. We talk some current events, our continued movement in non monogamy, and dating apps.

]]> We are back this week with a short one. We talk some current events, our continued movement in non monogamy, and dating apps.

]]> thekidsarenthome Buzzsprout-13171368 Thu, 06 Jul 2023 10:00:00 -0500 1781 4 2 full true The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 115 The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 115 It's here we did it! We have been basking in summer nights on the deck and slacking on getting this delicious content out to you. This week we had a special guest Ava join us on the pod and we couldn't have been more delighted. Enjoy!

]]> It's here we did it! We have been basking in summer nights on the deck and slacking on getting this delicious content out to you. This week we had a special guest Ava join us on the pod and we couldn't have been more delighted. Enjoy!

]]> thekidsarenthome Buzzsprout-13131193 Thu, 29 Jun 2023 10:00:00 -0500 5884 4 1 full true The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 115 The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 115 We are back and by we, we mean, Kelley and her bestie Laura. 
Chatting about friendship and plants!

]]> We are back and by we, we mean, Kelley and her bestie Laura. 
Chatting about friendship and plants!

]]> thekidsarenthome Buzzsprout-12918300 Fri, 26 May 2023 10:00:00 -0500 3733 3 115 full true The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 114 The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 114 We have a special guest this week! It's Freeman!!! One of our dearest friends, we talk about friend dynamics, wanting other people's approval, and life in general!

]]> We have a special guest this week! It's Freeman!!! One of our dearest friends, we talk about friend dynamics, wanting other people's approval, and life in general!

]]> thekidsarenthome Buzzsprout-12828918 Thu, 11 May 2023 10:00:00 -0500 5787 3 114 full true The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 113 The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 113 Full disclosure we haven't actually listened to this.

]]> Full disclosure we haven't actually listened to this.

]]> thekidsarenthome Buzzsprout-12607434 Fri, 07 Apr 2023 09:00:00 -0500 7079 3 113 full true The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 112 The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 112 This week we catch up and talk about how freaking brutal parenting is currently.

]]> This week we catch up and talk about how freaking brutal parenting is currently.

]]> thekidsarenthome Buzzsprout-12548439 Thu, 30 Mar 2023 08:00:00 -0500 3382 3 112 full true The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 111 The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 111 This week we talk about Lars new job, a relationship support group we attended, and the horrible show we are watching called Milf Manor. 
Thanks for listening!

]]> This week we talk about Lars new job, a relationship support group we attended, and the horrible show we are watching called Milf Manor. 
Thanks for listening!

]]> thekidsarenthome Buzzsprout-12453554 Thu, 16 Mar 2023 10:00:00 -0500 4908 3 111 full true The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 110 The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 110 Life got in the way of getting this posted so here it is on Monday, the start of your week. 
Lars needs to talk into his mic clearly (tale as old as time).
We chat about Lars starting his new job, remembering names, and Lar's snowmobile trip.

]]> Life got in the way of getting this posted so here it is on Monday, the start of your week. 
Lars needs to talk into his mic clearly (tale as old as time).
We chat about Lars starting his new job, remembering names, and Lar's snowmobile trip.

]]> thekidsarenthome Buzzsprout-12429437 Mon, 13 Mar 2023 09:00:00 -0500 3978 3 110 full true The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 108 The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 108 We are back after a few weeks off. Life has been busier than usual but we've missed our weekly sit down. We recap our Vegas trip, talk about money, our job transitions, and per usual have a good laugh or two. 

Thanks for listening!

]]> We are back after a few weeks off. Life has been busier than usual but we've missed our weekly sit down. We recap our Vegas trip, talk about money, our job transitions, and per usual have a good laugh or two. 

Thanks for listening!

]]> thekidsarenthome Buzzsprout-12288879 Thu, 23 Feb 2023 10:00:00 -0600 4030 3 108 full true The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 107 The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 107 A new episode is out today! We talk about our weekend that was all too much fun, our upcoming trip to Vegas and Lars has some really great questions he found on Reddit. As always thanks for listening and if you are looking for bonus content head to the link in our bio and become a Patreon supporter today!

]]> A new episode is out today! We talk about our weekend that was all too much fun, our upcoming trip to Vegas and Lars has some really great questions he found on Reddit. As always thanks for listening and if you are looking for bonus content head to the link in our bio and become a Patreon supporter today!

]]> thekidsarenthome Buzzsprout-12108055 Thu, 26 Jan 2023 10:00:00 -0600 4992 3 107 full false The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 106 The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 106 This week we discuss MLK day, our weekend of fun, the Viking loss, conspiracy theories, and VEGAS BABY!

]]> This week we discuss MLK day, our weekend of fun, the Viking loss, conspiracy theories, and VEGAS BABY!

]]> thekidsarenthome Buzzsprout-12062270 Thu, 19 Jan 2023 10:00:00 -0600 3880 3 106 full true The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 105 The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 105 We are back after a couple weeks off and recap the holiday season, chat finances, parenting, and Vegas baby!!

]]> We are back after a couple weeks off and recap the holiday season, chat finances, parenting, and Vegas baby!!

]]> thekidsarenthome Buzzsprout-12030201 Thu, 12 Jan 2023 10:00:00 -0600 5045 3 105 full true The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 104 The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 104 It's a Christmas special. Lars wrote, sang, and recorded a song for Kelley for Christmas! We are joined by Sidney and Lennon and Lar's tells the true story of Christmas, and we talk about some of the best gifts we ever got!

]]> It's a Christmas special. Lars wrote, sang, and recorded a song for Kelley for Christmas! We are joined by Sidney and Lennon and Lar's tells the true story of Christmas, and we talk about some of the best gifts we ever got!

]]> thekidsarenthome Buzzsprout-11863651 Thu, 15 Dec 2022 10:00:00 -0600 6036 3 104 full true The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 103 The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 103 Welcome to another week of "The Kid's Aren't Home"! This week we chat about parenting, Kelley's "drinking problem", and how we communicate. 

]]> Welcome to another week of "The Kid's Aren't Home"! This week we chat about parenting, Kelley's "drinking problem", and how we communicate. 

]]> thekidsarenthome Buzzsprout-11824606 Thu, 08 Dec 2022 10:00:00 -0600 3969 3 103 full true The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 102 The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 102 We are back and happy to be here.

]]> We are back and happy to be here.

]]> thekidsarenthome Buzzsprout-11811045 Sun, 04 Dec 2022 14:00:00 -0600 4743 full false The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 101 The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 101 This week Lars is joined by a very special guest and they play a little game we like to call "what are they in for?"

]]> This week Lars is joined by a very special guest and they play a little game we like to call "what are they in for?"

]]> thekidsarenthome Buzzsprout-11697036 Thu, 17 Nov 2022 10:00:00 -0600 5555 3 101 full true The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 100 The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 100 It's our 100th episode! We go down memory lane over the last 2 1/2 years. Thanks for listening and supporting this chaotic delightful mess that we call ours.

]]> It's our 100th episode! We go down memory lane over the last 2 1/2 years. Thanks for listening and supporting this chaotic delightful mess that we call ours.

]]> thekidsarenthome Buzzsprout-11662435 Thu, 10 Nov 2022 10:00:00 -0600 4999 3 100 full true The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 99 The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 99 This week Kelley is sick as a dog, we recap about the birthday shenanigans, and discuss our continued journey to become healthier and stronger humans.

]]> This week Kelley is sick as a dog, we recap about the birthday shenanigans, and discuss our continued journey to become healthier and stronger humans.

]]> thekidsarenthome Buzzsprout-11617447 Thu, 03 Nov 2022 10:00:00 -0500 3218 3 99 full true The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 98 The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 98 This week on the Kids Aren't Home Lars is back after a week off. We catch up, talk about the impact of technology on this next generation and are very excited about our annual halloween party this weekend!

]]> This week on the Kids Aren't Home Lars is back after a week off. We catch up, talk about the impact of technology on this next generation and are very excited about our annual halloween party this weekend!

]]> thekidsarenthome Buzzsprout-11566529 Thu, 27 Oct 2022 10:00:00 -0500 5113 3 98 full true The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 97 The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 97 This week Kelley sits down with her mom and chats about everything. Mostly Beth's story but she also sets the record straight on some of the topics Kelley and her dad covered a couple weeks ago.

]]> This week Kelley sits down with her mom and chats about everything. Mostly Beth's story but she also sets the record straight on some of the topics Kelley and her dad covered a couple weeks ago.

]]> thekidsarenthome Buzzsprout-11535803 Thu, 20 Oct 2022 10:00:00 -0500 6035 3 97 full true The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 96 The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 96 Our weekend recap, hobbies, sleep paralysis and Kelley cries. 
Our studio is new and improved!!
If you didn't know we have a patreon page where you can get a bonus 30 minutes weekly.

]]> Our weekend recap, hobbies, sleep paralysis and Kelley cries. 
Our studio is new and improved!!
If you didn't know we have a patreon page where you can get a bonus 30 minutes weekly.

]]> thekidsarenthome Buzzsprout-11478572 Thu, 13 Oct 2022 10:00:00 -0500 4203 3 96 full true The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 95 The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 95 This week we cover lots of things. Parenting, our continued journey to getting more fit, and if I have ever had to take a shit while performing on stage.

]]> This week we cover lots of things. Parenting, our continued journey to getting more fit, and if I have ever had to take a shit while performing on stage.

]]> thekidsarenthome Buzzsprout-11449951 Thu, 06 Oct 2022 10:00:00 -0500 5470 3 95 full true The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 94 The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 94 This week we have a special guest! It's Kelley's dad, Terry! 
We chat about the Brian Wilson documentary that we watched and I learn some new things about him!

]]> This week we have a special guest! It's Kelley's dad, Terry! 
We chat about the Brian Wilson documentary that we watched and I learn some new things about him!

]]> thekidsarenthome Buzzsprout-11407250 Thu, 29 Sep 2022 10:00:00 -0500 4211 3 94 full true The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 93 The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 93 This week we chat about Kanye West, getting fit, parenting, and all of Kelley's new endeavours. 

]]> This week we chat about Kanye West, getting fit, parenting, and all of Kelley's new endeavours. 

]]> thekidsarenthome Buzzsprout-11366003 Thu, 22 Sep 2022 10:00:00 -0500 4250 3 93 full true The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 92 The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 92 This week on The Kids Aren't Home we catch up after a week off.

We talk about parenting and the relentlessness of it, the queen, and PSA the support group that Kelley is starting. 

]]> This week on The Kids Aren't Home we catch up after a week off.

We talk about parenting and the relentlessness of it, the queen, and PSA the support group that Kelley is starting. 

]]> thekidsarenthome Buzzsprout-11310593 Thu, 15 Sep 2022 09:00:00 -0500 4859 3 92 full true The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 91 The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 91 This week on The Kids Aren't Home Kelley sits down with her bestie Alex and chats about the journey they took with psilocybin day of. 
Alex lives in California and has a spinal cord injury and terrifies the shit out of Kelley with her surfing experience. 
They talk about friendship, polyamory, and shrooms.

]]> This week on The Kids Aren't Home Kelley sits down with her bestie Alex and chats about the journey they took with psilocybin day of. 
Alex lives in California and has a spinal cord injury and terrifies the shit out of Kelley with her surfing experience. 
They talk about friendship, polyamory, and shrooms.

]]> thekidsarenthome Buzzsprout-11248716 Fri, 02 Sep 2022 09:00:00 -0500 5272 3 91 full true The Kids Aren't Home | Episode 90 The Kids Aren't Home | Episode 90 Welcome to Episode 90 of The Kids Aren't Home.

This week we talk about our 30 day challenge, eating ass, really old dirty love letters, and ear infections.

If you haven't subscribed to our Patreon for bonus content every week head to the link in our instagram bio and get on it!

]]> Welcome to Episode 90 of The Kids Aren't Home.

This week we talk about our 30 day challenge, eating ass, really old dirty love letters, and ear infections.

If you haven't subscribed to our Patreon for bonus content every week head to the link in our instagram bio and get on it!

]]> thekidsarenthome Buzzsprout-11202069 Thu, 25 Aug 2022 10:00:00 -0500 3617 3 90 full true The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 89 The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 89 This week on The Kids Aren't Home we chat about our 30 day challenge, the possibility of adoption, and Jack White.

]]> This week on The Kids Aren't Home we chat about our 30 day challenge, the possibility of adoption, and Jack White.

]]> thekidsarenthome Buzzsprout-11159718 Thu, 18 Aug 2022 10:00:00 -0500 3896 3 89 full true The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 88 The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 88 The Kids Aren't Home Episode 88 is LIVE NOW!

This week we have quite a bit of catching up to do after being off for a week. 
Kelley chats about her time at the cabin, we talk about the rager we threw on Friday and how damn cool it is to have kids that are into the same shit as us.

If you are an avid listener of our podcast please, like, review, share and if you haven't check out our Patreon please do at the link in our bio on instagram.

Thanks so much for the support!

]]> The Kids Aren't Home Episode 88 is LIVE NOW!

This week we have quite a bit of catching up to do after being off for a week. 
Kelley chats about her time at the cabin, we talk about the rager we threw on Friday and how damn cool it is to have kids that are into the same shit as us.

If you are an avid listener of our podcast please, like, review, share and if you haven't check out our Patreon please do at the link in our bio on instagram.

Thanks so much for the support!

]]> thekidsarenthome Buzzsprout-11107022 Thu, 11 Aug 2022 09:00:00 -0500 3480 3 88 full true The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 87 The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 87 This week while Kelley swims in a lake and carts kids around on a pontoon Lars sits down for another conversation with neighbor Joe. 

]]> This week while Kelley swims in a lake and carts kids around on a pontoon Lars sits down for another conversation with neighbor Joe. 

]]> thekidsarenthome Buzzsprout-11082069 Thu, 04 Aug 2022 10:00:00 -0500 6248 3 87 full true The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 86 The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 86 This week Kelley and Lars discuss what their idea of compromise is, parenting teenagers, and get interrupted because the kids are most definitely home. 

]]> This week Kelley and Lars discuss what their idea of compromise is, parenting teenagers, and get interrupted because the kids are most definitely home. 

]]> thekidsarenthome Buzzsprout-11031391 Thu, 28 Jul 2022 10:00:00 -0500 5182 3 86 full true The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 85 The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 85 You are in for a treat this week! Lars sits down with our youngest Lennon and shoots the shit. 

]]> You are in for a treat this week! Lars sits down with our youngest Lennon and shoots the shit. 

]]> thekidsarenthome Buzzsprout-11005436 Thu, 21 Jul 2022 09:00:00 -0500 3633 3 85 full true The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 84 The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 84 We catch up about how busy the summer has been, parenting, and Lar's has some fun random questions for Kelley this week.

]]> We catch up about how busy the summer has been, parenting, and Lar's has some fun random questions for Kelley this week.

]]> thekidsarenthome Buzzsprout-10961630 Thu, 14 Jul 2022 10:00:00 -0500 4233 3 84 full true The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 83 The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 83 This week we chat about keeping score, vabbing, and about getting older.

]]> This week we chat about keeping score, vabbing, and about getting older.

]]> thekidsarenthome Buzzsprout-10920283 Thu, 07 Jul 2022 10:00:00 -0500 5481 3 83 full true The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 82 The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 82 Hey we are back after one week off. 
Life can be a bitch sometimes. 
This week we chat about parenting, AI, and Kelley's favorite topic...sex!

]]> Hey we are back after one week off. 
Life can be a bitch sometimes. 
This week we chat about parenting, AI, and Kelley's favorite topic...sex!

]]> thekidsarenthome Buzzsprout-10869728 Thu, 30 Jun 2022 10:00:00 -0500 4290 3 82 full true The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 81 The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 81 This week we discuss Kelley's experience in the service industry, summer break for the kids, and our usual recap of the weekend shenanigans.

]]> This week we discuss Kelley's experience in the service industry, summer break for the kids, and our usual recap of the weekend shenanigans.

]]> thekidsarenthome Buzzsprout-10804224 Thu, 16 Jun 2022 09:00:00 -0500 3893 3 81 full true The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 80 The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 80 This week we chat about Kelley's trip to Arkansas, parenting teens, and the ongoing scheme of how to make a buck.

]]> This week we chat about Kelley's trip to Arkansas, parenting teens, and the ongoing scheme of how to make a buck.

]]> thekidsarenthome Buzzsprout-10758387 Thu, 09 Jun 2022 10:00:00 -0500 4203 3 80 full true The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 79 The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 79 Kelley is back this week. We discuss therapy, having our kiddo home, and Lar's endless entrepreneurial ideas.

]]> Kelley is back this week. We discuss therapy, having our kiddo home, and Lar's endless entrepreneurial ideas.

]]> Buzzsprout-10719682 Thu, 02 Jun 2022 10:00:00 -0500 4314 3 79 full true The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 78 The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 78 Kelley takes the week off and Lars has a fun conversation with our friend Joe. 

]]> Kelley takes the week off and Lars has a fun conversation with our friend Joe. 

]]> thekidsarenthome Buzzsprout-10691986 Fri, 27 May 2022 08:00:00 -0500 7420 3 78 full true The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 77 The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 77 Covid, depression, a head tattoo, and the existential crisis that is existing.

]]> Covid, depression, a head tattoo, and the existential crisis that is existing.

]]> thekidsarenthome Buzzsprout-10639189 Thu, 19 May 2022 10:00:00 -0500 5571 3 77 full true The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 76 The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 76 On this week's episode of The Kids Aren't Home we talk about Will Smith's impending divorce, how hens get pregnant, mothers day, and Johnny Depp.

]]> On this week's episode of The Kids Aren't Home we talk about Will Smith's impending divorce, how hens get pregnant, mothers day, and Johnny Depp.

]]> thekidsarenthome Buzzsprout-10605673 Thu, 12 May 2022 06:00:00 -0500 4279 2 76 full true The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 75 The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 75 Death, Health, and everything in between.

]]> Death, Health, and everything in between.

]]> thekidsarenthome Buzzsprout-10564539 Thu, 05 May 2022 09:00:00 -0500 5926 2 75 full true The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 74 The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 74 This week we talk about 75 hard, Jason Isbell at Red Rocks, our new camper, and airplane crashes.

]]> This week we talk about 75 hard, Jason Isbell at Red Rocks, our new camper, and airplane crashes.

]]> thekidsarenthome Buzzsprout-10506525 Thu, 28 Apr 2022 10:00:00 -0500 5612 2 74 full true The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 73 The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 73 Lars and Kelley chat about sex, cheating, patreon, and Lar's search for the perfect lube.

]]> Lars and Kelley chat about sex, cheating, patreon, and Lar's search for the perfect lube.

]]> thekidsarenthome Buzzsprout-10439954 Thu, 21 Apr 2022 10:00:00 -0500 4528 2 73 full true The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 72 The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 72 It's a reunion show. After not seeing each other for over a week Lars and Kelley have reunited and talked all about Miami and Texas.

]]> It's a reunion show. After not seeing each other for over a week Lars and Kelley have reunited and talked all about Miami and Texas.

]]> thekidsarenthome Buzzsprout-10424094 Thu, 14 Apr 2022 10:00:00 -0500 5679 2 72 full true The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 71 The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 71 This week we talk about money, how Lars is reading now, and chat about what its like parenting a kid with anxiety.

]]> This week we talk about money, how Lars is reading now, and chat about what its like parenting a kid with anxiety.

]]> thekidsarenthome Buzzsprout-10381734 Thu, 07 Apr 2022 10:00:00 -0500 5524 2 71 full true The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 70 The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 70 We talk about Will Smith, like everybody else, Patreon, and the male perspective cause we don't get enough of that.

]]> We talk about Will Smith, like everybody else, Patreon, and the male perspective cause we don't get enough of that.

]]> thekidsarenthome Buzzsprout-10338200 Thu, 31 Mar 2022 10:00:00 -0500 5596 2 70 full true The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 69 The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 69 Just really disappointed in ourselves for the missed opportunity of driving home the fact that this is our 69th episode!

]]> Just really disappointed in ourselves for the missed opportunity of driving home the fact that this is our 69th episode!

]]> thekidsarenthome Buzzsprout-10310725 Thu, 24 Mar 2022 09:00:00 -0500 5574 2 69 full true The Kids Aren't Home | Episode 68 The Kids Aren't Home | Episode 68 We are back this week with some chit chat about the word Gay, Lennon's prank, and our personal favorite 90 day fiance.

]]> We are back this week with some chit chat about the word Gay, Lennon's prank, and our personal favorite 90 day fiance.

]]> thekidsarenthome Buzzsprout-10267861 Thu, 17 Mar 2022 09:00:00 -0500 4884 2 68 full true The Kids Aren't Home | Episode 67 The Kids Aren't Home | Episode 67 Bock Fest, love, dating, and marriage, and Lar's shares a very special message.

]]> Bock Fest, love, dating, and marriage, and Lar's shares a very special message.

]]> Buzzsprout-10225538 Thu, 10 Mar 2022 11:00:00 -0600 5216 2 67 full true The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 66 The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 66 We are back after a week off. 
This week we chat about Lar's surgery, our Patreon, and taxes.

]]> We are back after a week off. 
This week we chat about Lar's surgery, our Patreon, and taxes.

]]> thekidsarenthome Buzzsprout-10181583 Thu, 03 Mar 2022 09:00:00 -0600 5514 2 66 full true The Kids Aren't Home | Episode 65 The Kids Aren't Home | Episode 65 We are back, lets do this thing!

]]> We are back, lets do this thing!

]]> Buzzsprout-10093945 Thu, 17 Feb 2022 11:00:00 -0600 4285 2 65 full true The Kids Aren't Home | Episode 64 The Kids Aren't Home | Episode 64 Special guest and hero Dom joins us this week for the full play by play of Lar's snowboarding accident, Joe Biden death pool, and patreon.

]]> Special guest and hero Dom joins us this week for the full play by play of Lar's snowboarding accident, Joe Biden death pool, and patreon.

]]> thekidsarenthome Buzzsprout-10050110 Thu, 10 Feb 2022 10:00:00 -0600 6671 2 64 full true The Kids Aren't Home | Episode 63 The Kids Aren't Home | Episode 63 Lars new nickname is dead-tooth, we talk Joe Rogan, re growing your foreskin, and Larson's exciting new endeavors. 

]]> Lars new nickname is dead-tooth, we talk Joe Rogan, re growing your foreskin, and Larson's exciting new endeavors. 

]]> thekidsarenthome Buzzsprout-10005584 Thu, 03 Feb 2022 09:00:00 -0600 5289 2 63 full true The Kids Aren't Home | Episode 62 The Kids Aren't Home | Episode 62 RIP Meatloaf and Louie, shame based parenting, and 90 day fiance.

]]> RIP Meatloaf and Louie, shame based parenting, and 90 day fiance.

]]> Buzzsprout-9962572 Thu, 27 Jan 2022 10:00:00 -0600 4672 2 62 full true The Kids Aren't Home | Episode 61 The Kids Aren't Home | Episode 61 We like it here.

]]> We like it here.

]]> thekidsarenthome Buzzsprout-9920709 Thu, 20 Jan 2022 09:00:00 -0600 5284 2 61 full true The Kids Aren't Home | Episode 60 The Kids Aren't Home | Episode 60 Vegas baby.

]]> Vegas baby.

]]> thekidsarenthome Buzzsprout-9880571 Thu, 13 Jan 2022 10:00:00 -0600 6209 2 60 full true The Kids Aren't Home | Episode 59 The Kids Aren't Home | Episode 59 We sit down with the neighbors and talk omicron, our current favorite shows, and tattoos.

]]> We sit down with the neighbors and talk omicron, our current favorite shows, and tattoos.

]]> thekidsarenthome Buzzsprout-9840694 Thu, 06 Jan 2022 10:00:00 -0600 6451 2 59 full true The Kids Aren't Home | Episode 58 The Kids Aren't Home | Episode 58 This week Lar's and Kelley re hash the word "Attention", chat about a 90 day alumni, and boobs.

]]> This week Lar's and Kelley re hash the word "Attention", chat about a 90 day alumni, and boobs.

]]> Buzzsprout-9779536 Thu, 23 Dec 2021 10:00:00 -0600 5761 2 58 full true The Kids Aren't Home | Episode 57 The Kids Aren't Home | Episode 57 Lars makes Kelley cry.

]]> Lars makes Kelley cry.

]]> thekidsarenthome Buzzsprout-9732521 Thu, 16 Dec 2021 11:00:00 -0600 6421 2 57 full true The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 56 The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 56 We talk about sex, drugs, and large penis's. 

]]> We talk about sex, drugs, and large penis's. 

]]> Buzzsprout-9691002 Thu, 09 Dec 2021 07:00:00 -0600 6305 2 56 full true The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 55 The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 55 After a week off for the holiday we are back and chatting about how Lars saved a life this week.

]]> After a week off for the holiday we are back and chatting about how Lars saved a life this week.

]]> thekidsarenthome Buzzsprout-9651089 Thu, 02 Dec 2021 10:00:00 -0600 5281 2 55 full true The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 54 The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 54 This week we discuss 90 day the single life, parenting, sex, and the cycle of renewal according to Lars.

]]> This week we discuss 90 day the single life, parenting, sex, and the cycle of renewal according to Lars.

]]> Buzzsprout-9564446 Thu, 18 Nov 2021 10:00:00 -0600 6610 2 54 full true The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 53 The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 53 Another week, another catch up, shit shooting, and a not so uninterrupted weekly conversation.

]]> Another week, another catch up, shit shooting, and a not so uninterrupted weekly conversation.

]]> thekidsarenthome Buzzsprout-9519979 Thu, 11 Nov 2021 10:00:00 -0600 4996 2 53 full true The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 52 The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 52 Lars is always scheming on how to make more money, we recap the events of the weekend, and talk about Ye formally known as Kanye.

]]> Lars is always scheming on how to make more money, we recap the events of the weekend, and talk about Ye formally known as Kanye.

]]> thekidsarenthome Buzzsprout-9483101 Thu, 04 Nov 2021 10:00:00 -0500 5128 2 52 full true The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 51 The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 51 Island boys, the tail end of our vacation, and just generally back on our shit.

]]> Island boys, the tail end of our vacation, and just generally back on our shit.

]]> thekidsarenthome Buzzsprout-9476248 Tue, 02 Nov 2021 08:00:00 -0500 5707 2 51 full true The Kids Aren't Home | Episode 50 The Kids Aren't Home | Episode 50 We brought our gear and podcasted while in paradise aka Puerto Rico this week. 

]]> We brought our gear and podcasted while in paradise aka Puerto Rico this week. 

]]> Buzzsprout-9408030 Thu, 21 Oct 2021 10:00:00 -0500 3332 2 50 full true The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 49 The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 49 We catch up, talk about Lars turning 40, the internet, murder, and pooping.

]]> We catch up, talk about Lars turning 40, the internet, murder, and pooping.

]]> thekidsarenthome Buzzsprout-9367622 Thu, 14 Oct 2021 09:00:00 -0500 5592 2 49 full true The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 48 The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 48 R. Kelly, Squid Game, and our petition to get Larissa from 90 day fiance her very own show.

]]> R. Kelly, Squid Game, and our petition to get Larissa from 90 day fiance her very own show.

]]> thekidsarenthome Buzzsprout-9327900 Thu, 07 Oct 2021 09:00:00 -0500 5753 2 48 full true The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 47 The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 47 We talk sponsorship, bumper stickers, Kanye & Drake, and soaking. 

]]> We talk sponsorship, bumper stickers, Kanye & Drake, and soaking. 

]]> thekidsarenthome Buzzsprout-9287223 Thu, 30 Sep 2021 10:00:00 -0500 5070 2 47 full true The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 46 The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 46 Kelley is currently reading "4 hour work week" and enjoyed doing the 'dreamlining' exercise. She had Lars do it too and after sharing their personal dreamlines they dreamlined together.

]]> Kelley is currently reading "4 hour work week" and enjoyed doing the 'dreamlining' exercise. She had Lars do it too and after sharing their personal dreamlines they dreamlined together.

]]> thekidsarenthome Buzzsprout-9249188 Thu, 23 Sep 2021 16:00:00 -0500 3687 2 46 full true The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 45 The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 45 It's a covid special! Kelley and the kids got covid so we talk about quarantine, white lotus, and micro penis's. 

]]> It's a covid special! Kelley and the kids got covid so we talk about quarantine, white lotus, and micro penis's. 

]]> thekidsarenthome Buzzsprout-9185968 Mon, 13 Sep 2021 08:00:00 -0500 4162 2 45 full true The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 44 The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 44 This week we debrief about Kelley's first festival experience and talk music.

]]> This week we debrief about Kelley's first festival experience and talk music.

]]> thekidsarenthome Buzzsprout-9019387 Thu, 12 Aug 2021 10:00:00 -0500 3354 2 44 full true The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 43 The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 43 "Mushrooms are miniature pharmaceutical factories, and of the thousands of mushroom species in nature, our ancestors and modern scientists have identified several dozen that have a unique combination of talents that improve our health."

-Paul Stamets

]]> "Mushrooms are miniature pharmaceutical factories, and of the thousands of mushroom species in nature, our ancestors and modern scientists have identified several dozen that have a unique combination of talents that improve our health."

-Paul Stamets

]]> thekidsarenthome Buzzsprout-8966942 Tue, 03 Aug 2021 07:00:00 -0500 4571 2 43 full true The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 42 The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 42 Its our state of the union episode. We talk about the last year and all the wild shit that happened and how quickly we move on. 

]]> Its our state of the union episode. We talk about the last year and all the wild shit that happened and how quickly we move on. 

]]> thekidsarenthome Buzzsprout-8869127 Thu, 15 Jul 2021 10:00:00 -0500 4450 2 42 full true The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 41 The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 41 We call some of our friends and proceed to play "cingey celebrity tweets". 

]]> We call some of our friends and proceed to play "cingey celebrity tweets". 

]]> thekidsarenthome Buzzsprout-8718924 Thu, 17 Jun 2021 08:00:00 -0500 4589 2 3 full true The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 40 The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 40 This week we catch up, talk about couples therapy, and male dominated industries. 

]]> This week we catch up, talk about couples therapy, and male dominated industries. 

]]> thekidsarenthome Buzzsprout-8563916 Fri, 21 May 2021 13:00:00 -0500 3987 2 2 full true The Kids Aren't Home | Episode 39 The Kids Aren't Home | Episode 39 Mothers day special. Larson asks me some questions about motherhood. 

]]> Mothers day special. Larson asks me some questions about motherhood. 

]]> thekidsarenthome Buzzsprout-8514852 Thu, 13 May 2021 13:00:00 -0500 3785 2 1 full true The Kids Aren't Home | Episode 38 The Kids Aren't Home | Episode 38 Lars is headed on a golf trip, and I will be on my way to Arizona right behind him. 

]]> Lars is headed on a golf trip, and I will be on my way to Arizona right behind him. 

]]> Buzzsprout-8441197 Sat, 01 May 2021 18:00:00 -0500 3366 1 38 full true The Kids Aren't Home | Episode 37 The Kids Aren't Home | Episode 37 We honor DMX with our tunes and Lars puts Kelley to sleep talking about investing and trading and bitcoin.

]]> We honor DMX with our tunes and Lars puts Kelley to sleep talking about investing and trading and bitcoin.

]]> thekidsarenthome Buzzsprout-8384120 Thu, 22 Apr 2021 09:00:00 -0500 4184 1 37 full true The Kids Aren't Home | Episode 36 The Kids Aren't Home | Episode 36 Kelley gets back from Texas, Lars wants to roll play, turns out we like eachother.

]]> Kelley gets back from Texas, Lars wants to roll play, turns out we like eachother.

]]> thekidsarenthome Buzzsprout-8303230 Fri, 09 Apr 2021 07:00:00 -0500 3597 1 36 full true The Kids Aren't Home | Episode 35 The Kids Aren't Home | Episode 35 We do the usual catch up. Lars is headed back to work and sad about, Kelley is basking in her self employed life, and we chat about Lar's criminal record.

]]> We do the usual catch up. Lars is headed back to work and sad about, Kelley is basking in her self employed life, and we chat about Lar's criminal record.

]]> thekidsarenthome Buzzsprout-8217095 Fri, 26 Mar 2021 11:00:00 -0500 3844 1 35 full true The Kids Aren't Home | Episode 34 The Kids Aren't Home | Episode 34 Little late to getting around to post this its been a busy weekend, we had our dear neighbors back on to visit and dream about starting our very own RV hustle.

]]> Little late to getting around to post this its been a busy weekend, we had our dear neighbors back on to visit and dream about starting our very own RV hustle.

]]> thekidsarenthome Buzzsprout-8187368 Mon, 22 Mar 2021 08:00:00 -0500 4989 1 34 full true The Kids Aren't Home | Episode 33 The Kids Aren't Home | Episode 33 We asked the internet what we should talk about and it answered, well, Rachel Kurtz answered with 10 great questions. 

]]> We asked the internet what we should talk about and it answered, well, Rachel Kurtz answered with 10 great questions. 

]]> thekidsarenthome Buzzsprout-8121237 Thu, 11 Mar 2021 08:00:00 -0600 3510 1 33 full true The Kids Aren't Home | Episode 32 The Kids Aren't Home | Episode 32 It's been too long! We are back, and it gets a little dark. Also whisky Lars is in full effect.

]]> It's been too long! We are back, and it gets a little dark. Also whisky Lars is in full effect.

]]> thekidsarenthome Buzzsprout-8028033 Thu, 25 Feb 2021 07:00:00 -0600 4672 1 32 full true The Kids Aren't Home | Episode 31 The Kids Aren't Home | Episode 31 This week we discuss how Lars could never work in HR. We chat about Kelley's new gig, and why we should probably never get divorced. 

]]> This week we discuss how Lars could never work in HR. We chat about Kelley's new gig, and why we should probably never get divorced. 

]]> thekidsarenthome Buzzsprout-7409968 Thu, 21 Jan 2021 07:00:00 -0600 4263 1 31 full true The Kids Aren't Home | Episode 30 The Kids Aren't Home | Episode 30 We catch up about Lars' trip to Florida, talk about Kelley's new job, and generally just enjoy an uninterrupted conversation with one another. 

]]> We catch up about Lars' trip to Florida, talk about Kelley's new job, and generally just enjoy an uninterrupted conversation with one another. 

]]> thekidsarenthome Buzzsprout-7293274 Thu, 14 Jan 2021 10:00:00 -0600 4109 1 30 full true The Kids Aren't Home | Episode 29 The Kids Aren't Home | Episode 29 Meet Amanda! Our wonderful friend just happened to be hanging out on podcast night and we were thrilled to have her join us! 

]]> Meet Amanda! Our wonderful friend just happened to be hanging out on podcast night and we were thrilled to have her join us! 

]]> Buzzsprout-7179535 Thu, 07 Jan 2021 11:00:00 -0600 7436 1 29 full true The Kids Aren't Home | Episode 28 The Kids Aren't Home | Episode 28 We sit down with our dear friends Andy and Laurie who we just happen to share an anniversary with. Marriage ain't easy but having good friends to walk through life with makes it all the more enjoyable!

]]> We sit down with our dear friends Andy and Laurie who we just happen to share an anniversary with. Marriage ain't easy but having good friends to walk through life with makes it all the more enjoyable!

]]> Buzzsprout-7090654 Fri, 01 Jan 2021 11:00:00 -0600 6650 1 28 full true The Kids Aren't Home | Episode 27 The Kids Aren't Home | Episode 27 What would you do if you win the lottery? If you need some advice, Lars has all of it.

]]> What would you do if you win the lottery? If you need some advice, Lars has all of it.

]]> thekidsarenthome Buzzsprout-6956003 Wed, 30 Dec 2020 11:00:00 -0600 4519 1 27 full true The Kids Aren't Home | Episode 26 [Christmas] The Kids Aren't Home | Episode 26 [Christmas] We wish you a merry Christmas and by "we" we mean Kelley, cause Lars is literally the grinch incarnate. 

]]> We wish you a merry Christmas and by "we" we mean Kelley, cause Lars is literally the grinch incarnate. 

]]> thekidsarenthome Buzzsprout-6792331 Thu, 10 Dec 2020 16:00:00 -0600 4067 1 26 full true The Kids Aren't Home | Episode 25 The Kids Aren't Home | Episode 25 We catch up after taking thanksgiving week off. Talk about golf league, our littles, and just shoot the shit.

]]> We catch up after taking thanksgiving week off. Talk about golf league, our littles, and just shoot the shit.

]]> thekidsarenthome Buzzsprout-6673334 Thu, 03 Dec 2020 10:00:00 -0600 5086 1 25 full true The Kids Aren't Home | Episode 24 [Depression] The Kids Aren't Home | Episode 24 [Depression] Kelley is a litte stressy depressy and Josh talks her off the ledge. 

]]> Kelley is a litte stressy depressy and Josh talks her off the ledge. 

]]> thekidsarenthome Buzzsprout-6457543 Thu, 19 Nov 2020 10:00:00 -0600 3068 1 24 full true The Kids Aren't Home | Episode 23 [An Interview with Kelley] The Kids Aren't Home | Episode 23 [An Interview with Kelley] Josh is working on his interview skills for his other podcast "hard to remember" and practices on me this week. 

]]> Josh is working on his interview skills for his other podcast "hard to remember" and practices on me this week. 

]]> thekidsarenthome Buzzsprout-6234211 Thu, 05 Nov 2020 08:00:00 -0600 4582 1 23 full true The Kids Aren't Home | Episode 22 [Addiction] The Kids Aren't Home | Episode 22 [Addiction] Josh and Kelley are currently reading "Irresistible" and recently finished chapter two which was all about addiction. We dive deeper into that topic and Josh gets to share some stories from his past.

]]> Josh and Kelley are currently reading "Irresistible" and recently finished chapter two which was all about addiction. We dive deeper into that topic and Josh gets to share some stories from his past.

]]> thekidsarenthome Buzzsprout-6122203 Thu, 29 Oct 2020 07:00:00 -0500 3921 1 22 full true The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 21 [Catching Up] The Kid's Aren't Home | Episode 21 [Catching Up] We are back after a few weeks off and are thrilled to be sitting down for our weekly conversation. We talk about Kelley's job hunt, what we are reading, and Kelley's favorite subject... masturbation. 

]]> We are back after a few weeks off and are thrilled to be sitting down for our weekly conversation. We talk about Kelley's job hunt, what we are reading, and Kelley's favorite subject... masturbation. 

]]> Buzzsprout-6014065 Thu, 22 Oct 2020 09:00:00 -0500 4795 1 21 full true The Kids Aren't Home | Episode 20 [Parenting Part 2] The Kids Aren't Home | Episode 20 [Parenting Part 2] The second half of our episode on parenting with Leslie and Darcy.

]]> The second half of our episode on parenting with Leslie and Darcy.

]]> thekidsarenthome Buzzsprout-5483359 Thu, 01 Oct 2020 09:00:00 -0500 3977 1 20 full true The Kids Aren't Home | Episode 19 [Parenting Part 1] The Kids Aren't Home | Episode 19 [Parenting Part 1] This is the first part of a two part episode about parenting with special guests Leslie and Darcy.

]]> This is the first part of a two part episode about parenting with special guests Leslie and Darcy.

]]> thekidsarenthome Buzzsprout-5483347 Thu, 24 Sep 2020 09:00:00 -0500 3220 1 19 full true The Kids Aren't Home | Episode 18 [Technology] The Kids Aren't Home | Episode 18 [Technology] Lars and Kelley are going to read a book together all about technology and the business of keeping us hooked.

]]> Lars and Kelley are going to read a book together all about technology and the business of keeping us hooked.

]]> thekidsarenthome Buzzsprout-5483191 Thu, 17 Sep 2020 08:00:00 -0500 2695 1 18 full true The Kids Aren't Home | Episode 17 [Friends] The Kids Aren't Home | Episode 17 [Friends] We have our first ever guests on the show today and talk about how this lifelong friendship may not have been possible with Covid-19.

]]> We have our first ever guests on the show today and talk about how this lifelong friendship may not have been possible with Covid-19.

]]> thekidsarenthome Buzzsprout-5276146 Thu, 03 Sep 2020 08:00:00 -0500 4798 1 17 full true The Kids Aren't Home | Episode 16 [Dieting] The Kids Aren't Home | Episode 16 [Dieting] Lars is a serial yo yo dieter and he has successfully finished 30 days of carnivorism. It gets heated when we begin to talk about the impact it may be having our daughters.

]]> Lars is a serial yo yo dieter and he has successfully finished 30 days of carnivorism. It gets heated when we begin to talk about the impact it may be having our daughters.

]]> thekidsarenthome Buzzsprout-5206741 Sun, 30 Aug 2020 08:00:00 -0500 4413 1 16 full true The Kids Aren't Home | Episode 15 [Trivia Night] The Kids Aren't Home | Episode 15 [Trivia Night] In this weeks episode we come up with a fun 10 question trivia quiz and call some of our friends to see how much they know about movies and television. It was quite the experiment and I imagine there will be more of these episodes in the future! Thanks to our first ever guests, Andy, Dan, and Dom!

]]> In this weeks episode we come up with a fun 10 question trivia quiz and call some of our friends to see how much they know about movies and television. It was quite the experiment and I imagine there will be more of these episodes in the future! Thanks to our first ever guests, Andy, Dan, and Dom!

]]> thekidsarenthome Buzzsprout-5077340 Thu, 20 Aug 2020 09:00:00 -0500 3703 1 15 full true The Kids Aren't Home | Episode 14 [Songwriting] The Kids Aren't Home | Episode 14 [Songwriting] In this episode we talk about the weight of the world, and attempt to write a song. It turns into some delightful and ridiculous free styling...you're welcome.

]]> In this episode we talk about the weight of the world, and attempt to write a song. It turns into some delightful and ridiculous free styling...you're welcome.

]]> thekidsarenthome Buzzsprout-4981844 Thu, 13 Aug 2020 09:00:00 -0500 3415 1 14 full true The Kids Aren't Home | Episode 13 [Shit Shooting] The Kids Aren't Home | Episode 13 [Shit Shooting] No theme, no topic, and while Kelley squirms at the idea of no structure we end up having a delightful conversation. From aliens, to buying a farm, to sleep health. 

]]> No theme, no topic, and while Kelley squirms at the idea of no structure we end up having a delightful conversation. From aliens, to buying a farm, to sleep health. 

]]> thekidsarenthome Buzzsprout-4782083 Thu, 30 Jul 2020 13:00:00 -0500 3571 1 13 full true The Kids Aren't Home | Episode 12 [Charlie Daniels] The Kids Aren't Home | Episode 12 [Charlie Daniels] In this episode we breakdown the lyrical stupidity that is "the devil went down to Georgia" by Charlie Daniels, may he Rest In Peace.

]]> In this episode we breakdown the lyrical stupidity that is "the devil went down to Georgia" by Charlie Daniels, may he Rest In Peace.

]]> thekidsarenthome Buzzsprout-4591598 Thu, 16 Jul 2020 07:00:00 -0500 3596 1 12 full true The Kids Aren't Home | Episode 11 [Goal Setting 1-3-5] The Kids Aren't Home | Episode 11 [Goal Setting 1-3-5] Josh and Kelley discuss goal setting, and set goals for 1 year, 3 years, and 5 years, from now.

]]> Josh and Kelley discuss goal setting, and set goals for 1 year, 3 years, and 5 years, from now.

]]> thekidsarenthome Buzzsprout-4411526 Thu, 02 Jul 2020 06:00:00 -0500 4113 full false The Kids Aren't Home | Episode 10 [Karens] The Kids Aren't Home | Episode 10 [Karens] In this episode of The Kids Aren't Home we talk about the ever trending "Karen's" in the world. 

]]> In this episode of The Kids Aren't Home we talk about the ever trending "Karen's" in the world. 

]]> thekidsarenthome Buzzsprout-4230053 Thu, 18 Jun 2020 15:00:00 -0500 3730 1 10 full true The Kids Aren't Home | Episode 9 [Covid-19] The Kids Aren't Home | Episode 9 [Covid-19] Josh and Kelley discuss current events in Minneapolis, and our thoughts and takeaways on the current pandemic happening in the world.

]]> Josh and Kelley discuss current events in Minneapolis, and our thoughts and takeaways on the current pandemic happening in the world.

]]> thekidsarenthome Buzzsprout-4130198 Thu, 11 Jun 2020 07:00:00 -0500 4833 1 9 full true The Kids Aren't Home | Episode8 [Black Lives Matter] The Kids Aren't Home | Episode8 [Black Lives Matter] Josh and Kelley discuss the recent murder of George Floyd that happened by a Minneapolis Cop in their city.

]]> Josh and Kelley discuss the recent murder of George Floyd that happened by a Minneapolis Cop in their city.

]]> thekidsarenthome Buzzsprout-3948077 Thu, 28 May 2020 07:00:00 -0500 3553 1 8 full true The Kids Aren't Home | Episode 7 [Money] The Kids Aren't Home | Episode 7 [Money] Josh and Kelley talk finances. 

]]> Josh and Kelley talk finances. 

]]> thekidsarenthome Buzzsprout-3859586 Thu, 21 May 2020 10:00:00 -0500 3190 1 7 full true The Kids Aren't Home | Episode 6 [Contentedness] The Kids Aren't Home | Episode 6 [Contentedness] Lars and Kelley discuss contentment, happiness, and complacency.

]]> Lars and Kelley discuss contentment, happiness, and complacency.

]]> thekidsarenthome Buzzsprout-3748424 Wed, 13 May 2020 21:00:00 -0500 3970 1 6 full true The Kids Aren't Home Episode 5 [Differentiation] The Kids Aren't Home Episode 5 [Differentiation] In this episode Lars and Kelley discuss differentiation and how it is foundational for not only their marriage but their friendship as well.

]]> In this episode Lars and Kelley discuss differentiation and how it is foundational for not only their marriage but their friendship as well.

]]> thekidsarenthome Buzzsprout-3709634 Mon, 11 May 2020 07:00:00 -0500 3982 1 5 full true The Kids Aren't Home | Episode 4 [90 day Fiance] The Kids Aren't Home | Episode 4 [90 day Fiance] Lars & Kelley discuss 90 day fiancé, prostitution, and better yourself while in quarantine.

]]> Lars & Kelley discuss 90 day fiancé, prostitution, and better yourself while in quarantine.

]]> thekidsarenthome tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/810481522 Thu, 30 Apr 2020 08:11:11 -0500 4302 full true The Kids Aren't Home | Episode 3 [Spirituality] The Kids Aren't Home | Episode 3 [Spirituality] Lars and Kelley talk spirituality.

]]> Lars and Kelley talk spirituality.

]]> thekidsarenthome tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/805296358 Thu, 23 Apr 2020 08:28:55 -0500 4339 full true The Kids Aren't Home | Episode 2 [Gender Roles] The Kids Aren't Home | Episode 2 [Gender Roles] thekidsarenthome tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/800219845 Thu, 16 Apr 2020 13:06:23 -0500 4013 true The Kids Aren't Home | Episode 1 The Kids Aren't Home | Episode 1 thekidsarenthome tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/794443477 Thu, 09 Apr 2020 06:45:30 -0500 2319 true