Bedtime Stories From Hell Fri, 27 Mar 2026 08:15:00 -0400 https://bedtimestoriesfromhell.buzzsprout.com en-us © 2026 Bedtime Stories From Hell yes c1588748-841a-5ad1-a32c-761d885f08b1 Simon episodic false Buzzsprout (https://www.buzzsprout.com) Simon https://storage.buzzsprout.com/umo3z8cl2lg7qhcwtah11j16yr55?.jpg Bedtime Stories From Hell Sherbet The Mouse Sherbet The Mouse I hope somebody tells Simon it's the '5-second rule' not the '5-minute rule.' Gross.   

Welcome to season 2! Simon doesn't have a new voice actor, my voice actually changed that much. If you want to find out why, check out my TikTok @noahcoreyc, or find me on Twitter @hellish_bedtime.   

Thanks for listening! <3    

]]> I hope somebody tells Simon it's the '5-second rule' not the '5-minute rule.' Gross.   

Welcome to season 2! Simon doesn't have a new voice actor, my voice actually changed that much. If you want to find out why, check out my TikTok @noahcoreyc, or find me on Twitter @hellish_bedtime.   

Thanks for listening! <3    

]]> Simon Buzzsprout-8611758 Sun, 30 May 2021 08:00:00 -0400 1697 2 1 full false The Watching Man The Watching Man Dude I don't know, sometimes life's just scary.           

Season two starts May 2021 <3      

Check out our Twitter for evil soup recipes:    
https://twitter.com/hellish_bedtime    

]]> Dude I don't know, sometimes life's just scary.           

Season two starts May 2021 <3      

Check out our Twitter for evil soup recipes:    
https://twitter.com/hellish_bedtime    

]]> Simon Buzzsprout-5531491 Mon, 21 Sep 2020 05:00:00 -0400 1320 1 9 full false Missing Pepper Missing Pepper Simon makes soup, gossips about his boss, and ignores his self-directed internalized homophobia. Sorry I didn't upload last weekend, I was freaking out because I came out to my parents last Saturday (they were exceptionally cool about it) (thanks mom) (and dad I don't know if you listen to this but thanks none-the-less) (love you both).

The next episode will be released Sep 20.     
New episodes every other Sunday.              

Check out our Twitter if you want hot-takes about ghosts falling in love:    https://twitter.com/hellish_bedtime     

]]> Simon makes soup, gossips about his boss, and ignores his self-directed internalized homophobia. Sorry I didn't upload last weekend, I was freaking out because I came out to my parents last Saturday (they were exceptionally cool about it) (thanks mom) (and dad I don't know if you listen to this but thanks none-the-less) (love you both).

The next episode will be released Sep 20.     
New episodes every other Sunday.              

Check out our Twitter if you want hot-takes about ghosts falling in love:    https://twitter.com/hellish_bedtime     

]]> Simon Buzzsprout-5324878 Sun, 06 Sep 2020 23:00:00 -0400 1273 1 8 full false Squid Squid Squid Squid Squid Squid Are you ready to join the Squid Squad?!? Yeah? Well, you're going to be disappointed because this episode isn't about that.         

Content Warning: Suicide Mention         

New episodes every other Sunday.              

Check out our Twitter! If you lick it, it tastes like Twitter:    https://twitter.com/hellish_bedtime        

]]> Are you ready to join the Squid Squad?!? Yeah? Well, you're going to be disappointed because this episode isn't about that.         

Content Warning: Suicide Mention         

New episodes every other Sunday.              

Check out our Twitter! If you lick it, it tastes like Twitter:    https://twitter.com/hellish_bedtime        

]]> Simon Buzzsprout-5015807 Sun, 16 Aug 2020 11:00:00 -0400 1250 1 7 full false Computer Koi Computer Koi In this episode Simon brings you to the astral plane to talk to Isaac, roll around in popcorn, and ride a toy train. Also, always remember that if you trap somebody in a jar like a butterfly, you've gotta poke some holes in the lid.       

Content Warning: This episode contains explicit language (Dammit, Isaac)       
  
New episodes every other Sunday.              

Check out our Twitter, it's Twitter shaped:    https://twitter.com/hellish_bedtime       

]]> In this episode Simon brings you to the astral plane to talk to Isaac, roll around in popcorn, and ride a toy train. Also, always remember that if you trap somebody in a jar like a butterfly, you've gotta poke some holes in the lid.       

Content Warning: This episode contains explicit language (Dammit, Isaac)       
  
New episodes every other Sunday.              

Check out our Twitter, it's Twitter shaped:    https://twitter.com/hellish_bedtime       

]]> Simon Buzzsprout-4826441 Mon, 03 Aug 2020 01:00:00 -0400 1396 1 6 full true Ten Years Ago Ten Years Ago Sometimes an ageless deity gives you drugs(?) & helps you redecorate your house. Sometimes you and your childhood best friend fall in love after you have a mental break. Sometimes you don't upload your podcast for three weeks because you're an anxious trash fire inside human skin. =D     

Content Warning: The short story in this episode contains explicit language, references to OCD, and descriptions of stress-induced hallucinations.      

The next episode will come out Aug 2.     
New episodes every other Sunday.              

Check out our Twitter for fresh advice on vampire seduction :    https://twitter.com/hellish_bedtime        

]]> Sometimes an ageless deity gives you drugs(?) & helps you redecorate your house. Sometimes you and your childhood best friend fall in love after you have a mental break. Sometimes you don't upload your podcast for three weeks because you're an anxious trash fire inside human skin. =D     

Content Warning: The short story in this episode contains explicit language, references to OCD, and descriptions of stress-induced hallucinations.      

The next episode will come out Aug 2.     
New episodes every other Sunday.              

Check out our Twitter for fresh advice on vampire seduction :    https://twitter.com/hellish_bedtime        

]]> Simon Buzzsprout-4654265 Tue, 21 Jul 2020 07:00:00 -0400 1352 1 5 full true Spaghetti Owl Spaghetti Owl You only really need one supportive person to change your life (except sometimes the supportive person is a giant owl)(and sometimes they try to eat you instead of being supportive).

Also, the rooster from the background audio says she loves you & that in hell, it's legal to piss on transphobe's cars <3 

New episodes every other Sunday.


Social Media: 

Twitter: https://twitter.com/hellish_bedtime

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/HellishBedtime/


]]> You only really need one supportive person to change your life (except sometimes the supportive person is a giant owl)(and sometimes they try to eat you instead of being supportive).

Also, the rooster from the background audio says she loves you & that in hell, it's legal to piss on transphobe's cars <3 

New episodes every other Sunday.


Social Media: 

Twitter: https://twitter.com/hellish_bedtime

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/HellishBedtime/


]]> Simon Buzzsprout-4256534 Sun, 21 Jun 2020 11:00:00 -0400 1417 1 4 full false The Moth And The Shadow The Moth And The Shadow Simon has the tea on Isaac, a man who has constant near-death experiences, but never actually dies. 

New episodes every other Sunday.

Social Media: 

Twitter: https://twitter.com/hellish_bedtime

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/HellishBedtime/


]]> Simon has the tea on Isaac, a man who has constant near-death experiences, but never actually dies. 

New episodes every other Sunday.

Social Media: 

Twitter: https://twitter.com/hellish_bedtime

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/HellishBedtime/


]]> Simon Buzzsprout-4071755 Sun, 07 Jun 2020 11:00:00 -0400 1524 1 3 full false Ballerina Ballerina Simon The Demon is back to tell you about ballerinas, human sacrifice, and pissing off his boss (who happens to be a massive inhuman monster, but it's finnneeee).

New episodes every other Sunday.

Find us on Social Media: 

Twitter: https://twitter.com/hellish_bedtime

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/HellishBedtime/


]]> Simon The Demon is back to tell you about ballerinas, human sacrifice, and pissing off his boss (who happens to be a massive inhuman monster, but it's finnneeee).

New episodes every other Sunday.

Find us on Social Media: 

Twitter: https://twitter.com/hellish_bedtime

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/HellishBedtime/


]]> Simon Buzzsprout-3892334 Sun, 24 May 2020 11:00:00 -0400 1391 1 2 full false Teeth Teeth A sad demon called Simon tells you about yogurt, the giant cat that rules hell, and teeth. 

New episodes every other Sunday, and find us on Facebook and Twitter. 

 


]]> A sad demon called Simon tells you about yogurt, the giant cat that rules hell, and teeth. 

New episodes every other Sunday, and find us on Facebook and Twitter. 

 


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